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  • @jeggsonvohees2201
    @jeggsonvohees2201 Місяць тому +189

    This version of Venom is so unfaithful to the character that he can't even shape-shift into clothing, one of the most basic symbiote powers.

    • @lastchance848
      @lastchance848 29 днів тому +18

      that is only a small part of that unfaithness of this character

    • @aaronwalden6376
      @aaronwalden6376 29 днів тому +5

      Exactly 💯

    • @BrandonScott-mi5pz
      @BrandonScott-mi5pz 29 днів тому +2

      GREAT THORIAS UNLIMITED VENOM THE LAST DANCE REVIEW

    • @thoriasunlimited4053
      @thoriasunlimited4053  28 днів тому +18

      There's literally a scene in the movie where Eddie and the symbiote knock a guy unconscious and steal his clothes because Eddie isn't dressed well enough to get into a casino. smh

    • @DrnoobzHermida
      @DrnoobzHermida 26 днів тому +2

      @@aaronwalden6376nope cap this venom is peak venom

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear 29 днів тому +116

    From the writer of Fifty Shades of Grey. Yes, really.

    • @namelesswhocares8648
      @namelesswhocares8648 29 днів тому +21

      This explains a lot actually

    • @ghidorah15
      @ghidorah15 29 днів тому +13

      That's true. Did Kelly Marcel make a deal with the Devil to ensure people would be fooled into watching her movies?

    • @Band-aidBonnie
      @Band-aidBonnie 29 днів тому +8

      That explains the cucumber I brought to the theater.

    • @ChristopherStevensChris
      @ChristopherStevensChris 29 днів тому +4

      I know, it's a crazy idea, but how about getting someone to write the movie who's actually read the comics

    • @namelesswhocares8648
      @namelesswhocares8648 29 днів тому

      @@ChristopherStevensChris You're asking to much. Those clown can't read

  • @kingslayer2999
    @kingslayer2999 Місяць тому +93

    Venom 3 is Hot Garbage and the whole Venom trilogy has been completely pointless. This Venom trilogy can be summed up in 2 words. BRAINDEAD SCHLOCK!!!

    • @shadf7902
      @shadf7902 29 днів тому +6

      Lmfao, this comment made my day

    • @BrandonScott-mi5pz
      @BrandonScott-mi5pz 29 днів тому +2

      EXCELLENT THORIAS UNLIMITED VENOM THE LAST DANCE REVIEW WORK.

  • @user-zq6sz2cr6g
    @user-zq6sz2cr6g Місяць тому +152

    Tom Hardy is a great actor...but he cannot do miracles.

    • @DiogenesDworkinson
      @DiogenesDworkinson Місяць тому +16

      He seemed tired and like he didn't want to be to there... Was that in the script?

    • @arcadealchemist
      @arcadealchemist 29 днів тому +7

      A good actor. With in reason. Not great

    • @Eogyu09
      @Eogyu09 29 днів тому +2

      He's overrated with dumb movie voices

    • @aaronwalden6376
      @aaronwalden6376 29 днів тому +2

      To each their own, I think Tom Hardy is one of the worst "actors" of my generation, he's been over hyped for reasons that are far beyond me.

    • @jasonadersonwedion9874
      @jasonadersonwedion9874 29 днів тому

      He is average calm down

  • @istherenooneleft
    @istherenooneleft Місяць тому +58

    Venom was not seen as a loser on his planet…when I heard this in the first film I rolled my eyes like some dice

    • @muigokublack6487
      @muigokublack6487 29 днів тому +6

      He was considered insane that they wanted to co-exist with a host instead of using them up like a husk and moving on.

    • @istherenooneleft
      @istherenooneleft 29 днів тому +8

      @@muigokublack6487 yeah that’s different than being a loser…they turned Venom into a junior high school kid hopped up on Mountain Dew

    • @daChief-khalife
      @daChief-khalife 29 днів тому +1

      Fr

  • @James_Bee
    @James_Bee Місяць тому +60

    Don't feel bad for Tom, his check is cashed. He gets regular work that shows his acting chops. Venom is just bonus money

    • @mlongpre100
      @mlongpre100 29 днів тому +3

      he has bills to pay like anyone else and these movies pay very well

    • @robbieracer3294
      @robbieracer3294 29 днів тому +1

      Yea but also shows he didn't stand up for his character and just said....screw it

    • @somedudewhodraws9377
      @somedudewhodraws9377 21 день тому

      Something tells me he was blackmailed into doing a trilogy and after the 3rd movie bombed he said Eff u Sony Im out

  • @zebare726
    @zebare726 29 днів тому +15

    two things that made Eddy Brock and Venom work so well together in the comics, were the fact that both were evil and both had a common enemy (Spider-man) which they had a shared aversion to.
    Take away these 2 elements and you get this trilogi.

  • @DEADHEAD16090976
    @DEADHEAD16090976 Місяць тому +45

    Its criminal that those asshats at sony have control over these great characters
    In the originnal 90s comics venom was terryfying
    He was unbeatable
    Now hes a joke
    And they have crapped on hardys career aswell

    • @Beysportz
      @Beysportz Місяць тому +9

      Yep Venom would’ve worked better as Horror/Superhero movie. The Sony venom movies aren’t even scary in the slightest. They feel more like comedies.

    • @dirkechoes1377
      @dirkechoes1377 29 днів тому +1

      Look I'm not prepared to disagree with you, I personally liked the first movie and the second was meh. Are they good? Nah, they're not. But would Marvel do any better? There's no studios RN that will do well with Venom

  • @thomasciuffreda8783
    @thomasciuffreda8783 29 днів тому +36

    I thought the first movie was OK-ish, almost entirely because of Tom Hardy's performance. But nothing about the sequels made me want to watch them.

  • @gotsurvivalism
    @gotsurvivalism Місяць тому +24

    I am proud to say that I've not seen even one of these. Venom is one of my favorite characters and I refuse to give money to watch venom get graped.

  • @Darkside_C7
    @Darkside_C7 28 днів тому +5

    They spent so much time on that road trip they had to force the story along by having the characters make dumb choices like venom dancing. Then that dad encouraging his family to break into area 51 was so poorly written. It was like the writing for an old Saturday morning cartoon.

  • @danw4490
    @danw4490 29 днів тому +19

    I couldn't make it through the 2nd film, so it's unlikely I'll ever watch this one.

  • @Jetblast01
    @Jetblast01 29 днів тому +8

    Thorias, you forget the mightiest of Spiderman's villains of them all!
    The tough, unbeatable, unbreakable...
    THE WALL

  • @shigermuleye5203
    @shigermuleye5203 Місяць тому +24

    I never thought about it before but a consequence of super hero movies are great actors using the best years of their lives to make so-so movies.

    • @BNuts
      @BNuts 29 днів тому +3

      That is a very sad statement, and I can't say it's at all wrong. I _have_ thought about how good, skilled actors have been getting bad scripts and direction, especially in legacy franchises, but I haven't thought about how much of their physicality they're wasting their time on. When they're older, they won't be capable of the same physical stunts as they are now, so their time would be better spent on more physically-demanding roles, while they're capable of pulling them off. But that's not happening. Actors aren't being chosen for movies and TV shows for their abilities right now, they're being chosen for the boxes they check off. This means their abilities remain unused, especially when they're given bad direction. Case in point, Daisy Ridley: Seeing her in _Murder On The Orient Express_ was like watching a completely different person than watching her as Rey, and all of that was simply because the script and direction she had as Rey was awful. Ridley is a _good_ actor, she just needs to get _good_ material.

    • @gaddummit
      @gaddummit 24 дні тому +2

      Same with the video game industry. Think of all the workers that have to crush deadlines to make shit games like Concord that shut down within a week of release

  • @jayzawoodart
    @jayzawoodart Місяць тому +9

    Your rants are relaxing for me somehow love listening to them when I drive 😅

  • @stacychipouras8741
    @stacychipouras8741 Місяць тому +10

    Thank you Thorias. I've been waiting for this video and you delivered! Your rants are so fun 💙

  • @totomen666
    @totomen666 29 днів тому +10

    Spider-Man What the Hell Happened to our Home? : "Somehow, Venom Returned"

  • @davidward3091
    @davidward3091 29 днів тому +4

    Im so happy the uploads are coming! Hope all is well and know we appreciate your reviews!

    • @thoriasunlimited4053
      @thoriasunlimited4053  28 днів тому +1

      All isn't well exactly. I had a couple health-related setbacks this summer, which slowed me down. And that problem hasn't gone away, it's just gotten easier to deal with since the heat/humidity cooled off.
      Also, I've had a pest problem (bees) in my apartment for the last few weeks that made it really difficult to get anything done. I think that's been resolved at least, so I can hopefully get back on schedule now.

  • @jeggsonvohees2201
    @jeggsonvohees2201 Місяць тому +7

    I guess in all those millions of years Venom was the only symbiote who brought his host back to life. Youd think Riot would have been panicking when he saw that happened.

  • @OceanbornAngel
    @OceanbornAngel Місяць тому +11

    What I don't understand is why they made the choice to make Eddie Brock and the Venom symbiote quipping goofballs. I don't know if this is a post modern invention from the comics but the Venom I'm familiar with is a darker, more violent character seething with rage and anger.

    • @thoriasunlimited4053
      @thoriasunlimited4053  28 днів тому +2

      I've been asking that question for 3 movies now. Still can't figure it out.

  • @SSingh-nr8qz
    @SSingh-nr8qz 29 днів тому +9

    Venom 3 and even the Joker 2 is a an example of how studios over do small details in a original that were fun in small doses, but in sequels over exaggerate and distort things until its horrible. Its similar to knowing a quiet person who may have a funny laugh if you make them laugh hard enough. That's fun in small doses. Now bump it up to that funny laugh being exaggerated and overused at everything, and it goes from fun to repulsive.

  • @clownphabetstrongwoman7305
    @clownphabetstrongwoman7305 Місяць тому +6

    i am happy with channels like this that save my money.

  • @jaw_1594
    @jaw_1594 Місяць тому +25

    VENOM 1 - ok
    VENOM 2 - weak
    VENOM 3 - ???
    Fired amy pascal

    • @TimmyJay02
      @TimmyJay02 Місяць тому +1

      Venom 2 = Suicide Squad level of unwatchable, if it wasn't for the final fight it would be 100% garbage

    • @arcadealchemist
      @arcadealchemist 29 днів тому +1

      Venom 3 is better than 2 but first venom was novelty

    • @shadf7902
      @shadf7902 29 днів тому

      ​@@TimmyJay02cool narrative BrO. 1 and 2 were better than most hollyweird trash over the past 15 years. Wont be watching three tho

    • @TimmyJay02
      @TimmyJay02 29 днів тому

      @@shadf7902 ok….How was riding the tiny yellow bus in school??

  • @SeLFsTeR1977
    @SeLFsTeR1977 29 днів тому +17

    Weird Al version of Venom. As a kid reading comics the only villain that make me sit on the edge of my chair because he scared the shit out of me. I was seriously concerned that he actually could best and even kill Spiderman. This Venom doesn't come close to that.

  • @aspiringjoker2883
    @aspiringjoker2883 29 днів тому +7

    I have no goddamn idea how you can introduce Knull into a Venom film and have him feel out of place. The funniest thing in my mind is Knull screaming "YOU WILL WATCH THE KING IN BLACK" to an empty fucking theater

    • @tue2548
      @tue2548 29 днів тому +1

      bruh this made me laugh

    • @aspiringjoker2883
      @aspiringjoker2883 29 днів тому +1

      @tue2548 then I've done my job

    • @Killakay47
      @Killakay47 29 днів тому +2

      @@aspiringjoker2883 were the theaters actually empty lmao?

    • @aspiringjoker2883
      @aspiringjoker2883 29 днів тому +1

      @@Killakay47 some of them were

    • @thoriasunlimited4053
      @thoriasunlimited4053  28 днів тому +2

      What I'm wondering is why introduce Knull, have him do exactly nothing and then tease that he might do something in the future... when this is the last movie? Is Knull going to be a surprise villain in that Kraven movie? Because that sounds kind of silly.

  • @krnatsu
    @krnatsu 29 днів тому +8

    So thanks to UA-cam hating me, I have rewrite my comment again....thanks UA-cam glitches. Regardless, Knull's presence in this film is my biggest issue right off the bat.
    Moving aside what Thorias says about Knull doing jack shit in this film, its just such a lazy cop out for him to be the final antagonist. Now from the meta perspective of Knull being the symbiote god, it does make sense on paper for him to be the final antagonist of a Venom trilogy or TV series.
    The issue that arises however is two fold. Firstly, because this Venom is such a street level character, there is no conceivable way you can make him go up against Knull, in the comics, the Venom symbiote is explicitly more powerful than most others, so its more believable for Eddie to be able to go up against Knull there than in this films.
    But the second is Knull is literally only here, because he needs to be for the story to happen. Knull has no personal reasoning or explanation for why he's doing the things that he does. It's just what needs to happen because the story says so.
    Knull is just too significant in the context of Venom and the symbiotes to be plopped on as the final villain, he needs build up, character moments, something that makes us feel his presence as THE final threat, which is completely absent.
    To me Knull is the avatar of why Sony's Spiderverse failed, these films are made because otherwise Sony loses their grasp on these characters, not because there's stories they want to tell with these characters.
    Knull, Matt Smith, Riot, Ezikiel Simmons and even Carnage are also such basic villains that are simply there to create conflict, not because they deserve to be here

    • @filipvadas7602
      @filipvadas7602 29 днів тому +2

      The moment they teased Knull I knew he would either be nerfed to hell and back or barely be in the movie.
      He is literally capable of killin a celestial, so how the hell this version of Venom, who is insanely weak compared to his comic counterpart, is expected to stand a chance is beyond me.

  • @uroborous01
    @uroborous01 Місяць тому +9

    Its been painfully obvious to me from the jump that the tom hardy venom movies were written for little kids.
    Why else do you think venom suddenly wanted a dance party?
    Something that little kids will randomly decide they want or are doing at any given random time, because they have no concept of the separation of fantasy and reality.
    These movies were written exactly for that mindset. Not for someone that actually knows the lore.

    • @kirk1701
      @kirk1701 29 днів тому +2

      I like how the excuse ‘it was made for very little kids’ is used for badly produced/written films or TV shows.
      Even when I was a (not little) kid, I understood when something was bad or cheesy or half-assed.

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 28 днів тому

      being for kids isn’t an excuse for being bad

  • @theresidentteacher2438
    @theresidentteacher2438 Місяць тому +8

    For ME, it's The CHARACTER. Eddie is a STRAIGHT UP BIOTCH. Venom is a STRAIGHT UP BIOTCH. WHY is Dude ALWAYS Sweating? He STILL HASN'T gotten COMFORTABLE Being in the SYMBIOTIC RELATIONSHIP YET?…..And YES, BOTH are IDIOTS. There's NOTHING, AND NEVER HAD BEEN ANYTHING REMOTELY RESEMBLING THE ACTUAL CHARACTER.

  • @PhilRiveraMedia
    @PhilRiveraMedia 29 днів тому +9

    You forgot about Hypno-Hustler. From Variety: "Donald Glover to Star in and Produce Sony-Marvel Film About Spider-Man Villain Hypno-Hustler".
    Oh no, Thorias, this will not end.....this will NEVER end.

    • @namelesswhocares8648
      @namelesswhocares8648 29 днів тому +2

      "The hypno-hustler"
      You're sure it's not another nickname for puff daddy ?

    • @ghidorah15
      @ghidorah15 29 днів тому

      Yes, it will. Sony's days are numbered.

    • @disalazarg
      @disalazarg 29 днів тому +1

      ​@@ghidorah15the only division that still makes money is Playstation, and they're destroying that with disasters like Concord. So yeah.

    • @ghidorah15
      @ghidorah15 28 днів тому

      @@disalazarg Exactly. They keep making boneheaded decisions and throwing money away.

    • @thoriasunlimited4053
      @thoriasunlimited4053  28 днів тому +1

      Good grief, I hadn't heard about that one.

  • @skyradtvcomics4981
    @skyradtvcomics4981 29 днів тому +6

    AGREED!
    This series was awful and completely ignored a seriously better treasure trove of source material in the comics.
    Plus when anyone takes a Secondary character and moves it to the Main character arena. BAD IDEA!!!

  • @tryingtodobetter1577
    @tryingtodobetter1577 Місяць тому +5

    So people are saying Sony did a good job of setting up Knull as a Thanos level villain of Venom universe. What are they setting up Knull for? Will they bring back tom, toby and andrew to fight him or set him up for another spiderverse movie by bringing all those animated characters to live action?

    • @ghidorah15
      @ghidorah15 28 днів тому

      Not people, just bots and shills.

    • @thoriasunlimited4053
      @thoriasunlimited4053  28 днів тому +3

      "Setting up Knull as a Thanos-level villain..."
      Yeah, like when Knull sat there and did nothing and then later when he... sat there and did nothing.

  • @chucknorris2418
    @chucknorris2418 29 днів тому +3

    It's always just been Venom in name only to me. Without Peter Parker this franchise was doomed from the preplanning phase.

  • @ad-sd-vids5332
    @ad-sd-vids5332 Місяць тому +5

    The superhero versions of the girls from Madame web have more of a role in that movie than knoll has in this movie

  • @Alakazzam09
    @Alakazzam09 29 днів тому +3

    Does he finally fight Spiderman? Ya know, his frendnemsis? The reason he shoots webs and has an effing spider on his suit. God, I hate Sony.

  • @no.1spidey-fan182
    @no.1spidey-fan182 29 днів тому +2

    9:01 Red Goblin which is Green Goblin with Carnage can produce fire. No defense for that Speedforce symbiote tho cause wtf was THAT!?😭

  • @Karthig1987
    @Karthig1987 29 днів тому +2

    Symbiote and fire powers? Hahahahahahahahahaha
    Like you said its their literal weakness lol

  • @kidkatanatv
    @kidkatanatv 29 днів тому +6

    Not going to lie, I genuinely had to sit there and contemplate what I watched after it finished. What was even the plot?

  • @featherguardian6023
    @featherguardian6023 29 днів тому +1

    While it’s a Fun Popcorn Film, I can’t let go on how Sony Wasted an Opportunity to put Venom with Spider-Man and how they got the Symbiotes Completely Wrong.

  • @alexkogan9755
    @alexkogan9755 24 дні тому +1

    So does this mean we can all collectively come together and demand Sony to keep Avi Arad far away from Venom from now on?
    Also did Thorias’s hair turn grayer than I remember? Or am I tripping?

  • @ad-sd-vids5332
    @ad-sd-vids5332 Місяць тому +2

    Just imagine avengers infinity war but iron man is the only superhero and the only thing he has to fight was the chitari

  • @jolemaire6629
    @jolemaire6629 Місяць тому +5

    Totaly agree with you on the venom movies.They ae terrible.

    • @DiogenesDworkinson
      @DiogenesDworkinson Місяць тому

      Then you aren't a fan and the need to quit catering to you...

  • @gaddummit
    @gaddummit 24 дні тому +3

    The cringe ass dance scene made me think of that twerking scene from she hulk

  • @danielmuliira5363
    @danielmuliira5363 22 дні тому +1

    Love your thumbnails

  • @TheHumbleLionMotivates
    @TheHumbleLionMotivates Місяць тому

    I love and look forward to your reviews, keep up the outstanding work!!

  • @kurtisdeakin
    @kurtisdeakin 28 днів тому +2

    Loud noises hurt Venom.... but he likes to dance....?

    • @thoriasunlimited4053
      @thoriasunlimited4053  28 днів тому +2

      And fire hurts the symbiotes, but one of them has fire powers. You figure it out.

  • @dontemorgan1517
    @dontemorgan1517 29 днів тому +3

    I truly wish they had Venom how he is in the old comics or like Spider-Man tas and Spectacular Spider-Man, and at least have connection to Spider-Man. Which is why I never cared or liked the first two Venom films. Don't get me wrong, and anti-hero Venom can easily work, but I do wish he started as a villain first.

  • @Kresegoth
    @Kresegoth 29 днів тому +2

    IIRC: The scientist didn't do shit until she broke some container in the finale and had a symbiote of her own for a couple of seconds. IIRC2: The twoheaded guy was two symbiotes and two dudes that merged for some reason... As for why Venom 3 seems to be better - my money is on how that movie was shot. It's as dumb as the previous ones, but it looks way better. First - they reduced the amount of night scenes. There's actually a lot of Venom during the day. As for the actual night scenes, they are better lit and more creative instead of showing grey goo swirling around black goo (first Venom final fight).

  • @a.nonymouse
    @a.nonymouse Місяць тому +3

    So what happens to Venom now? Does he get embedded into the MCU? Because that to me feels like going from the frying pan and straight into the fire. I used to think it was cool when new characters joined the MCU... then it turned into a parody of itself and lost what momentum it had built up. Oh well.

    • @ghidorah15
      @ghidorah15 2 дні тому +1

      Even with its current problems, the MCU doesn't deserve this terrible version of Venom.

  • @slayerstenis
    @slayerstenis 29 днів тому

    Millions of brain cells died to bring you this review.

  • @TheyCallMe_TC
    @TheyCallMe_TC 29 днів тому +2

    THE DANCING SCENE PISSED ME OFF THE MOST.

    • @thoriasunlimited4053
      @thoriasunlimited4053  28 днів тому +1

      The only thing that made sense to me about this is that someone at the studio must have said, "Hey, people really like those Deadpool movies and this seems like something Deadpool would do, so..."

  • @viruschris3160
    @viruschris3160 26 днів тому

    I still like Venom 1 and 2 more... even than Carnage's character wasn't done right in the second one. Just seeing him and the Final Fight was worth it, but wish it was more faithful.
    Though Venom has always been more or less a goofy since his debut, but his angry, rage, and scariness was directed at Spider-Man. When there's no Spider-Man, he's pretty chill.
    Heck, I still remember the PS1 Spider-Man game where Venom is goofy like going "The Venom Marathon continues on the Biggest TV in New York!", "Ooh... are we going to... surf the web?" and "Oh! Oh! I know, I know! Um... the Sub-Mariner?", "Hey wanna race? Parker hates it when I get the drop on him", "Bummer, you're in the doghouse now dude", and "Jeez! One little mistake, we said we were sorry!" to name a few quotes.
    And these are based off the Spider-Man: The Animated Series from the 90's. Even when Venom was chasing after Spider-Man, in a Trunk honking at him. Venom has had silly moments in the past.
    Venom 3? I wasn't feeling it... even from the trailers it didn't seem exciting. Really poor sendoff for the character. Though seeing the mid and post-credit scenes... ugh.
    What can't we get the characters are close to faithful as possible nowadays? Amazing how older movies did it better with limited technology.

  • @pweddy1
    @pweddy1 28 днів тому +1

    So I read Spider-Man during the black costume era. I was disappointed they went back to the original costume.
    But if you’re going to make movies about venom, he should be the scariest SOB on the planet. Because he can sneak up on Spider-Man and Spider-Man’s spider sense is useless. He can literally be hiding in the shadow behind Spider-Man due to the way his powers work. He doesn’t just wanna kill Spider-Man. He wants to make him suffer. Kind of like a version of the Joker that can rip your arms off and beat you with them.
    And once you make 1 million different Symbiot anything that was special about venom is gone. You can’t endlessly replicate the same character and expect it to be any good.

  • @makito106
    @makito106 Місяць тому +1

    I watch the 1st film and instantly forgot it. I'm surprise it got a fanbase I feel like Venom being a cool goop monster. I bet if morbius and venom switched scripts the Venom films would still have the same fanbase

  • @animesjogoseseriesclassica8282
    @animesjogoseseriesclassica8282 Місяць тому +3

    I really dont know who asked for this, but whatever ... actually there is so many movies and tv shows lately that can be described on that word ... whatever. And they are usually superhero related. Kinda sad that something that used to be so fantastic is now just ... whatever. I guess that Syndrome was right.

  • @trainerredcharizard7982
    @trainerredcharizard7982 Місяць тому +1

    Hmm..If i am guessing The end right.. Eddie And symbiote might die?
    However there STILL MIGHT Be a symbiote movies.. with a FEMALE main hero/symbiote.
    Heck.SILVER SABLE might get a symbiote

  • @ghidorah15
    @ghidorah15 29 днів тому

    Somehow I don't think _Kraven the Not-Really-Hunter_ will manage to perform as well as this mess.

  • @setlik3gaming80
    @setlik3gaming80 Місяць тому

    Excellent Review and analysis
    Hail Thorias 🔥

  • @Erekose2023
    @Erekose2023 29 днів тому +1

    There was something about the interaction between Brock and Venom, then a realised what it was. It's an over the top version of the interaction between Grainger and The Wind
    Oh Dear God.. PLEASE, Holywood.. keep your hands off The Hooded Swan series.

  • @unusualbydefault
    @unusualbydefault 29 днів тому

    Nothing happenin is preferable to something happening. Modern movies in a nutshell. Love you thorias

  • @daChief-khalife
    @daChief-khalife 29 днів тому +1

    I said once and I'm saying again the only time we seen Venom in a real life action movie was Spider-Man 3.
    this isn't Eddie Brock Nor Venom

  • @shadowpathfinder7723
    @shadowpathfinder7723 29 днів тому +1

    Can we just have Bully Maguire but all the time? What I want to see out of Venom is a version of Spiderman where he tamed the symbiote and they do normal hero stuff. I never read the comics so when the Sam Raimi Spiderman got the symbiote suit I had no idea what was going on but I loathed how that movie turned out

  • @Jstaman
    @Jstaman 27 днів тому +4

    The first one wasn't good. I didn't think it was horrible like forbids or madame web but it wasn't good. 2 was definitely bad. I haven't seen 3 but the trailer looked horrible

    • @Jstaman
      @Jstaman 27 днів тому +1

      Morbius i meant. Auto correct 😑

  • @Rawhi.7
    @Rawhi.7 27 днів тому +1

    Especially after pt2 I was fvcking done. Wont even waste time wit pt3. Even the trailer.

  • @davidbendall7919
    @davidbendall7919 28 днів тому +2

    Thanks

  • @TimmyJay02
    @TimmyJay02 Місяць тому +1

    The worst superhero movie villains of all time are the ones from "Dark Phoenix."

  • @Dean_Winchester86
    @Dean_Winchester86 27 днів тому +3

    Always loved venom as a kid; these movies don’t do him justice sorry 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @toxsin2207
    @toxsin2207 29 днів тому

    The 2 headed symbiote was the result of 2 symbiotes combining with 1 human host.

  • @hammerofscience534
    @hammerofscience534 Місяць тому +1

    So im guessing in this Idiocracy timeline this make 2 billion!?

  • @obanjespirit2895
    @obanjespirit2895 Місяць тому +13

    Please get real. All the venom movies were crap. Not just this one. It's so cartoonish, might as well call it, The Mask : Venom Symbiote.
    Num num num I'll eat your head! - woooow, so scary. cgi monster eats a persons head. Never seen that before! let's base a whole franchise around this!
    Don't know who's bright idea was to have Eddie Brock to be super meek, then higher a tough guy type actor? Please make it make sense. Why can't the guys who directed and wrote Sicario do Venom? Why are we always stuck with these family friendly pseudo-nerds and/or the nerd fanbase weighing in with goofy ideas in the writers room? Get me the people who did Netlix's Daredevil.

    • @dirkechoes1377
      @dirkechoes1377 29 днів тому

      I'm not going to comment on the irony of this rant existing and you seemingly treating "nerds" like you're in a mid 2000s kids movie. Even if I agree with your point.

    • @METAL-ADDICT
      @METAL-ADDICT 29 днів тому

      YES. 💯 🤘🏾

  • @WushuKnight19
    @WushuKnight19 29 днів тому

    Looking at Demigah's video. It's a good thing they actually didn't use Noel in the movie. He is basically far more powerful than Thanos.

  • @starhawke380
    @starhawke380 29 днів тому

    I havent seen any of the Venom movies, just not a fan of the character, and no spiderman in them was a deal breaker. Sorry you had to sit through them, but I appreciate the sacrifice!
    Genuinely laughed out loud when the Silver Sable thing popped up on screen, did not see that coming (should have after all the pitch meetings Ive seen), but that was perfect comedic timing, something the Venom producers could learn from? Hope you find something to enjoy watching soon!

  • @AnixReviews
    @AnixReviews 29 днів тому

    "Obnoxious, awkward, stupid". ..LMAO... OMG, I need to watch the movies again. Honestly, I only saw the first one. I don't recall hating it--But, I can't remember ANYTHING about it. Now, I'm obsessed with watching them just to see if they're just that bad. LOL

  • @godrickbest4798
    @godrickbest4798 29 днів тому

    no the 2 headed one was 2 of them combined LOL man u fell asleep alot LOLOL

  • @thanglongnguyenvu3815
    @thanglongnguyenvu3815 29 днів тому

    I still have no idea how they managed to squeeze a trilogy out of this.

  • @robbieracer3294
    @robbieracer3294 29 днів тому

    Joker 2 musical...Venom, dance scene ...Agatha singing and kinda dancing, oh boy....I hope we see Superman and friends dancing and singing in the new movie!!! I cant wait!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, i had an angry moment while pushing out a clogged turd on the can

  • @mikeyh0
    @mikeyh0 29 днів тому

    I read they cut out a scene on the symbiote's home world. Something about a Tupperware party with the female symbiotes.

  • @flintybraz1
    @flintybraz1 Місяць тому +2

    The first one is kinda decent.
    But I've hated all the goofy jokes and scenes these movies have. I don't want to see Venon making breaking with 9 arms and making a mess and spraying Eddie with ketchup. That is just stupid AF.

  • @SiriuslyBlack7
    @SiriuslyBlack7 Місяць тому +1

    Todd McFarlane would be pleased at how this ends.

  • @MrDman21
    @MrDman21 29 днів тому

    "They actually made 3 of these things huh?" Don't ever change Thorias 😄

  • @ParrotsAccount
    @ParrotsAccount 15 днів тому

    Honestly I really liked the first two but it’s whatever, but I mostly agree with your opinion on this movie. The doctors backstory was so boring.

  • @frmm123
    @frmm123 29 днів тому

    Count me in on a Thorias Unlimited dance party. Yo.

  • @neroknight11
    @neroknight11 29 днів тому

    Thank you! I have never been a fan of Knull! I know its a hot take i do like his design, but i never liked all the constant lore they kept adding to the symbiotes. Sucks that bot only has this character ruined this movie but imo Spider-Man 2 also

  • @sometimesfriendly9839
    @sometimesfriendly9839 29 днів тому

    This thing is supposedly making bank overseas, so I expect to see more of this version of Venom regardless of what they say about this being the last one.

  • @timinou9915
    @timinou9915 Місяць тому +2

    It's finally over, soldier 😹🫡 No more silly Venom movies !!

  • @yurikendal4868
    @yurikendal4868 29 днів тому

    I liked the first. Though the next two are not interesting. And I agree with the critiques of the first

  • @raf686
    @raf686 27 днів тому +1

    I love Venon and Eddie from these movies. Tbh its what keeps them going but man this 3rd movie was all over the place. Fun? Yes for who who liked the first or even 2nd, had bigger issues with the 2nd mivie with carnage mostly esepcially with out they treated such a big charcater. . But this movie was all over for me. Moments i liked and moments i was scratching my head and was like what????? Also i did not like how my boy Toxin went down like that? It was just a weird movie is all. Felt off. 😂

  • @JustTooDamnHonest
    @JustTooDamnHonest 29 днів тому +1

    There was only 2 things I liked out of these trilogy of space trash and that is Venom's design and Eminem's song(Venom).
    Sony really wanted us to know just how unworthy they were of these characters and Madam Web, Venom, Kraven The Model proves all of that.

  • @UndeadNerdT800
    @UndeadNerdT800 29 днів тому

    I thought the movie was okay
    I hated the humor
    But I really liked the scenes with the little boy and lasher

  • @Alejandra-cv7rj
    @Alejandra-cv7rj 29 днів тому

    I thought the 3rd movie was the worst. I agree with everything you said.

  • @thefanwithoutaface8105
    @thefanwithoutaface8105 29 днів тому

    Best thing about this movie is the Popcorn Bucket

  • @coincidence4670
    @coincidence4670 29 днів тому

    been waiting on you…. Delicious

  • @Anya33888
    @Anya33888 29 днів тому

    Knew this was garbage when I saw the horse in the trailer, thanks for doing this for us! Thought it would be cool if it was a multiverse movie like The flash or multiverse of madness or venomverse. That I would go see

  • @callummoore6962
    @callummoore6962 29 днів тому

    Always looking forward to a Thorias Unlimited review of a Venom film......certainly more so than the films themselves since they are actually entertaining.....

  • @Pokeyrunner
    @Pokeyrunner 29 днів тому +2

    Sony needs to sell the rights back to Marvel at this point 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @ghidorah15
      @ghidorah15 24 дні тому

      I wish they would! They clearly have no ideas of their own.

  • @stephenc2527
    @stephenc2527 29 днів тому

    When I saw Rhys Ifans show up, I was hoping he was the Lizard

  • @ninjafrog6966
    @ninjafrog6966 28 днів тому +1

    the best thing about this movie is that it ends

  • @lyravain6304
    @lyravain6304 Місяць тому +8

    My pleasure to give you your first like in this vid lel.

  • @muzgash
    @muzgash 28 днів тому

    I had no idea they made a third one. Since the first one was so uninspiring I decided to not watch the second one. I guess they must've been popular if they made three.

  • @MrOrcshaman
    @MrOrcshaman 29 днів тому

    The first movie was okay, though as a fan of the venom comics I realised how far from the character of Eddie Brock was by Tom Hardy, but I tried to overlook it.
    Guess they didn't learn anything for the third film

  • @stevereynolds5684
    @stevereynolds5684 29 днів тому

    I thought the first was ok enough for me not to hate my life for watching it, but not good enough to watch it again or any sequels. Just popping this in for the algorithm.