Venom 3 Sucks! - Explaining The Nonsense - Spoilers!

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  • Опубліковано 27 лис 2024

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  • @juanantonio6867
    @juanantonio6867 Місяць тому +24

    Your special effects sounds and visuals are enough for me to feel I have seen the best parts. Thanks, I think I'll save my money for Christmas. You are very funny.

  • @ADjustinG2013
    @ADjustinG2013 Місяць тому +16

    The audience who like this movie are bringing down the quality of all movies. Studios see fans will accept ANYTHING so they will put less investment in it.

    • @lorddj9910
      @lorddj9910 Місяць тому

      Honestly…facts

    • @yurikendal4868
      @yurikendal4868 Місяць тому

      I dunno. Movies are loosing money hand over fists. Yet they keep going

  • @californiadoll6273
    @californiadoll6273 Місяць тому +32

    Venom movies suck soooo bad, i hate how they try to make a monster 'quirky'

    • @Primarch19th
      @Primarch19th Місяць тому +1

      Wait. Sweet Baby Inc. is in talks with Disney on making a Godzilla movie. "Godzilla in Pink" Godzilla will have breast removal scars, wear a pink bra and panties, have a tampon shoved up his butt, change the name to a pronoun that is not offensive and be a modern day monster and inclusive.

    • @RayMcElroy50
      @RayMcElroy50 Місяць тому +3

      #IBlameAviArad

    • @GaranSOI
      @GaranSOI Місяць тому

      To be fair Venom does have a sense of humour in the comics, mainly due to be attached to Spidey. But yeah it’s not the same type of quirky we see in the films. In the comics it’s more like him trying to emulate Spider-Man’s quips but not understanding human culture and them coming off as rude or scary. But no Venom is not an emotionless monster

    • @mania4270
      @mania4270 Місяць тому +2

      Venom movies being a success shows that studios really don't have to cater to fans. They've made nearly 1.5 billion of venom movies that don't even mention spiderman, that's incredible. Shows that nerds are an echo chamber and most ppl just wanna see a fun action movie

    • @arya-x7x
      @arya-x7x Місяць тому +1

      @@mania4270 the transformers films got to 5 before fizzling out & getting rebooted. Let's see how far they can stretch venom. There's no longevity when people don't like the films.
      These films have catered to neither fans nor general viewers. If they made them good they could stretch them longer like mcu did. Each venom film made substantially less than the last.
      If general viewers like them they'd have consistent box office numbers.

  • @elorko28
    @elorko28 Місяць тому +22

    Venom dancing...yup no I'll pass .

    • @shalinalewis2957
      @shalinalewis2957 Місяць тому +3

      That's the moment I almost walked out of the theater 🙄

    • @elorko28
      @elorko28 Місяць тому

      @@shalinalewis2957 I heard it was so cringe 🤦‍♂️

    • @shalinalewis2957
      @shalinalewis2957 Місяць тому

      @@elorko28 it was awful, I sucked my teeth so hard lol

    • @Alpha_dogg1
      @Alpha_dogg1 Місяць тому +1

      It was a masterpiece

    • @crystalshaw8744
      @crystalshaw8744 29 днів тому

      Was it worse than when Spiderman danced?
      😂😂😂

  • @DarkMayhem666
    @DarkMayhem666 Місяць тому +19

    There were two post-credits scenes. The first one was Knull saying he will return, and the second showed the vial with the piece of Venom breaking, implying that Venom isn’t dead.

    • @greenranger8884
      @greenranger8884 29 днів тому +2

      I was so disgusted I didn't stay for the post credit scenes. I wasted my money to see that sheetshow.

  • @YoungBlaze
    @YoungBlaze Місяць тому +3

    I wish they made venom movies more grounded and not slapstick comedy... I would love for them to take the Christopher Nolan approach with venom where he is to be feared and not a slapstick buddy cop comedy

  • @CyclingMartialartswithMusic
    @CyclingMartialartswithMusic Місяць тому +8

    This guy is like me when I summarize a movie with my closest friends. I also do those sound effects. 😂 Definitely my favorite movie reviewer.

  • @samtesla2248
    @samtesla2248 Місяць тому +7

    People will flock to the theatres for Venom & Morbius crossover. Trust me bro.

  • @cameronmcgregor6818
    @cameronmcgregor6818 Місяць тому +6

    Yeah. I never took Tom Hardy's portrayal of Eddie Brock/Venom seriously. So I'm glad to never see "Turdum" ever again. 💩👎🏿

  • @rmarkley79
    @rmarkley79 Місяць тому +5

    How would one of these hunters actually capture venom? It looks like the only thing they could do is lunge at them, and grind their ass up with that wood chipper mouth.

  • @drizzymoose3480
    @drizzymoose3480 Місяць тому +10

    The last turd lmaooo

  • @vitaminkplus
    @vitaminkplus 29 днів тому +2

    Hilarious review! Especially when you watch the review at 2x speed. LMAO!!!

  • @thomasferraro479
    @thomasferraro479 Місяць тому +5

    So they actually went all the way to New York City to see the Statue of Liberty and Spiderman still doesn't show up? Do they gotta knock on his door?

    • @petrenicolae3282
      @petrenicolae3282 26 днів тому +1

      Eddie went at the end of the movie,after Venom died

  • @artestra
    @artestra Місяць тому +3

    I love your videos Adam

  • @alexgirl8336
    @alexgirl8336 Місяць тому +2

    The Venom from the Spider Man game is the best. Venom is voiced by Tony Todd A.K.A Candy Man

  • @grumpyoldwizard
    @grumpyoldwizard Місяць тому +2

    Another great review. Thanks!

  • @Zombiesnyder13
    @Zombiesnyder13 Місяць тому +2

    AVI ARAD has ruined so far...
    * Borderlands
    * Venom: The Last Dance
    * Daredevil (2003)
    * The Punisher (2004)
    * Elektra (2005)
    * Fantastic Four (2005)
    * X-Men: The Last Stand
    * Spider-Man 3
    * Bratz (2007)
    * Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    * The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    * Ghost in the Shell (2017)
    * Venom: Let There Be Carnage
    * Uncharted (2022)
    * Morbius
    And now he's gonna ruin...
    * Kraven the Hunter
    * Legend of Zelda
    * Naruto
    As long as Arad lives, there's no hope

    • @damonappel
      @damonappel Місяць тому +1

      He is the worst...but unfortunately we have to remember that he was responsible for Spider-Man 1 & 2 and X-Men 1 & 2. And because of those, and his connection to Marvel, he's had some sort of Exec Producer credit on many Marvel movies since. So, because of all that, he continues to get to play in the sandbox for however long he wants. 😢

    • @Alpha_dogg1
      @Alpha_dogg1 Місяць тому

      We wouldn’t have any superhero movies without Avi Arad. Which happens to be MY hero, so you can keep your opinion to yourself

    • @emhu2594
      @emhu2594 15 днів тому

      ​@@Alpha_dogg1 so Arad is to blame for all this superhero shit?

  • @tjames6427
    @tjames6427 Місяць тому +2

    I'm so glad I found your channel lol you are hilarious!

  • @peterpiotrowski2245
    @peterpiotrowski2245 Місяць тому +5

    Thanks for saving me some $$$. Skipping this dumpster fire.

  • @rehanahmed6460
    @rehanahmed6460 29 днів тому +2

    VENOM:THE LAST DANCE WAS HILARIOUSLY BAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼

  • @damonappel
    @damonappel Місяць тому +1

    Venom 3 surprisingly pulled-out a huge international box office take, and is sitting at $175 million. Like the symbiote itself, you just can't stop this thing. 😅

  • @jimthar17
    @jimthar17 Місяць тому +4

    Why does he have a hangover if Venom can heal him?

  • @tmacnavyseal4789
    @tmacnavyseal4789 Місяць тому +5

    pass thank you

  • @pollyfree22
    @pollyfree22 Місяць тому +3

    Thank u brave hero Adam

  • @KendallMcGee
    @KendallMcGee Місяць тому +2

    17:39 The cringe, killed me had me rolling😂🤣

  • @alejandrogonzalez00
    @alejandrogonzalez00 Місяць тому +1

    25:00 yeah they will considering the title for Spider-Man 4 supposedly is gonna be called “King in Black”

  • @RedPilledRants
    @RedPilledRants Місяць тому +2

    Which superhero road trip movie was better? Deadpool and Wolverine or this hot mess? Hmmmmm.

  • @danielsmith9130
    @danielsmith9130 Місяць тому

    I haven't seen it... and I have no desire to do so. I'll go for Adam's review instead.😊

  • @CynicalMisanthrope-b3p
    @CynicalMisanthrope-b3p Місяць тому +3

    This movie made rethink whether or not I even want to do reviews anyone. I ended up walking out the first attempt and just driving home thinking I was done. Modern writing and just the general approach at making movies and television is such garbage these days, that it just doesn't feel worth it at this late stage in my life to gaf anymore. I'm seriously looking into finding other hobbies. But I ended up going back for one more try and I did finish watching it while literally cringing the entire time at just how awful this movie really is. I finished my review and posted it, but I think I'm just done for a while. I'm taking a break, and I think I'll just enjoy watching others review this garbage for a while.

    • @mania4270
      @mania4270 Місяць тому

      How is venom 3 an example of modern writing? We literally just had movies like smile 2 and terrifier 3 and Deadpool 3. Venom 3 is an example of just a meh movie. Most modern movies have actually been good lately. Maybe stop living in 2022 and actually go watch something

    • @shadowwalker2436
      @shadowwalker2436 29 днів тому

      Deadpool 3 was lame. Transformers ONE was actually more entertaining and the plot was incredibly written. Your Monster was even better. Hell, THELMA was better lol. I'm just hating though and bored with my life. We all have opinions. Transformers ONE was definitely underrated however. I highly recommend.

    • @shangee2275
      @shangee2275 26 днів тому

      ​​​​@@mania4270V3 is an example of modern cinema in that the writing sucks. You really needed that to be explained?
      Also, in failing to comprehend that dude's comment you've demonstrated why you have no issue with modern cinema. You can't descrern between quality and poor. Your taste buds are broken. No wonder you enjoy trash.
      That "stop living in..." Part of your statement was dumb. Delete it for your own sake. The entire comment I mean. Make this comment look like I'm talking to myself.

  • @shadf7902
    @shadf7902 Місяць тому +1

    In the first movie they could basically take any host,but then most hosts would die and the synbiotes would then move onto the next victims. Eddie was special because he didnt die lol....

  • @callinglast
    @callinglast Місяць тому +1

    Hilarious!!! Love the special effects!!

  • @beachboi6196
    @beachboi6196 26 днів тому +1

    In comic books venom is badass bad guy in these stupid movies him and Eddy are bumbling idiots

  • @Alpha_dogg1
    @Alpha_dogg1 Місяць тому

    I can’t explain how much I love this movie, can’t wait to see the next one ❤️

  • @88detour
    @88detour Місяць тому +1

    This movie reminds me why I poke fun at how bad the first two movies were. The relation between Eddie Brock and the Symbiote is s running gag that because tiresome. The Symbiote wants to eat people...we get it. I think Sony could have made a far better franchise without much dialogue from venom. I guess it would have required clever and coherent writing.

  • @yurikendal4868
    @yurikendal4868 Місяць тому

    20:30 That right there that scene is going to get the unthinking into how awesome it is...from a petri dish level

  • @HusaMusesOn
    @HusaMusesOn Місяць тому

    Highly entertaining review 🎉

  • @larrychu6396
    @larrychu6396 21 день тому

    Normally I see everything but thanks for filling me in Adam

  • @ReluctantHero13
    @ReluctantHero13 29 днів тому

    I didn’t even have to watch the whole video. Last Dance is stupid and I believe you. I have a free screener of the movie and I still can’t muster up the energy to sit through it.

  • @HorseJoint
    @HorseJoint 29 днів тому

    This movie was just OKAY.

  • @danfors1333
    @danfors1333 Місяць тому +4

    "Knull" is the Swedish word for "f*ck", specifically the intercourse version of f*ck. That someone would be named Knull is the silliest name imaginable in our Swedish ears. In a Swedish school that guy would get bullied to death.

    • @martintvedt9667
      @martintvedt9667 Місяць тому

      Yeah, as a Norwegian I will never not find that name hilarious😂

    • @arya-x7x
      @arya-x7x Місяць тому

      But then knull will kill the bullies 🤷

  • @joh6629
    @joh6629 Місяць тому

    Venom literally was my fave villian when i was a kid. I havent even thought about seeing any of these movies.

  • @EverywhereNYC
    @EverywhereNYC Місяць тому +1

    🔥🔥🔥🔥 you are the BEST! Eddie Milhouse Brock

  • @GabrielEscobarBlack
    @GabrielEscobarBlack Місяць тому

    I like this movie and also like this channel... am I double dumb?
    I just like entretainment, and don't care about the origin/power/life of comic characters

  • @KidKash-p4c
    @KidKash-p4c Місяць тому

    I really didn't like the 1st...i don't know, and can't recall the entire part 2 HEHEH

  • @cabellero1120
    @cabellero1120 21 день тому

    Joker 2
    Beetlejuice 2
    Venom 3
    All massive Bombs!

  • @sprinkle61
    @sprinkle61 Місяць тому

    I'm so happy, my faith in the Make A Wish foundation has been restored. Come on, people, we have to watch this turd, so we can get a sequel in the big apple, where female Venom can possess the Statue of Liberty, and go full Stay Puft Marshmallow woman on Manhattan, while Brock pours one out for his fallen friend getting his wish in the afterlife...

  • @SlickRickDownSouth
    @SlickRickDownSouth Місяць тому

    I'll wait until its free on Utube.

  • @yurikendal4868
    @yurikendal4868 Місяць тому

    21:05 Mkay this is a bit much. Since when did these symboites give that much care to help others. These are villians. They wouldnt

  • @jhereklast7851
    @jhereklast7851 25 днів тому

    It's better than let there be garbage. Not good, but better. So that's something

  • @Shhmoke
    @Shhmoke 23 дні тому

    Its the type of movie to rent when its at 8:99. Ever since the 2nd film i knew the franchise would be ruined

  • @kendallcooper8761
    @kendallcooper8761 29 днів тому

    My guess is Knull is going to the MCU

  • @LordOfHunger777
    @LordOfHunger777 Місяць тому

    i was wondering who adam was.

  • @crystalshaw8744
    @crystalshaw8744 29 днів тому

    Every movie doesn't need a sequel or in this case a threequel.

  • @BraxtonWages
    @BraxtonWages 28 днів тому

    Some cumstain Sony exec said “See, guys? You know the Sinister Six, right? We know it ain’t these guys but we’re going to throw in this reference because we were going to make a Sinister Six movie but now we can’t because no one likes our movies so we’re just going to make a cute joke!”

  • @gemhay8896
    @gemhay8896 Місяць тому

    I am not a crook 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @karlmurf1
    @karlmurf1 Місяць тому

    Why do they keep making these movies! They can’t be making money. The 2nd one was one of the worst movies I’ve seen 😂

  • @mattmobileE
    @mattmobileE Місяць тому

    And yet it was still the best venom movie

  • @brandent1738
    @brandent1738 Місяць тому +1

    THE LAST AZZ 🤣🤣🤣

  • @yurikendal4868
    @yurikendal4868 Місяць тому

    Kraven? There is not enough material to make a movie about him

    • @bettynug
      @bettynug Місяць тому +1

      They don’t use the source material anyway.

  • @arya-x7x
    @arya-x7x Місяць тому

    Sony's no Spider-Man universe (snsu)

  • @brettdavidson3866
    @brettdavidson3866 25 днів тому

    I watched them for tom but i understand why hes done

  • @mandyoconnor923
    @mandyoconnor923 Місяць тому

    Power of love 😂😂😂 so funny

  • @cabellero1120
    @cabellero1120 19 днів тому

    Thank you for this
    I'll definitely skip it

  • @memfis3858
    @memfis3858 27 днів тому

    This Venom is so cute he is the best! D:

  • @BadAtTeaDude
    @BadAtTeaDude 28 днів тому

    Another atomic bomb from Hollywoke.
    I couldn't get past Vegas dancing.
    Terrible plot.
    Terrible cgi.
    And i was watching for "free".

  • @asookdeo316
    @asookdeo316 Місяць тому +1

    It was dog shi# 1/10

  • @cabellero1120
    @cabellero1120 21 день тому

    The First film was Intense, Cringe, Cool!
    The Second film was ...Mid, Mediocre
    A waste of Carnage and Toxin...
    I wasn't interested in seeing This crap
    glad, I skipped it

  • @haasepete
    @haasepete 14 днів тому

    Sh*t, I cried laughing watching this

  • @DominoZenii
    @DominoZenii Місяць тому

    Do bad guys exist anymore?

  • @yurikendal4868
    @yurikendal4868 Місяць тому

    23:55 NONSENSICAL!!!

  • @Gametester110-qf8vs
    @Gametester110-qf8vs 6 днів тому

    25:10 Haha!

  • @CaptiveEins
    @CaptiveEins Місяць тому +1

    Won't even watch this on streaming, this sounds horrible

    • @Primarch19th
      @Primarch19th Місяць тому

      Ya, I was thinking of pirating the movie, but don't want to waste by bandwidth. Where does Hollywood get all this money to waste?

    • @yurikendal4868
      @yurikendal4868 Місяць тому

      ​​@@Primarch19thidiots who have more money then sense

  • @invariant47
    @invariant47 Місяць тому +1

    nice recrapping😅

  • @jordanyeager9220
    @jordanyeager9220 21 день тому

    Review the Angelina jolie film "Salt"!

  • @BadAtTeaDude
    @BadAtTeaDude 28 днів тому

    STRONG
    FEMALE
    LEADS!!!
    😆 🤣 😂 👍

  • @bryandavismoviefan
    @bryandavismoviefan Місяць тому +1

    Why didn't you explain why you don't get this franchise......Why are you so the triggered by a purple venom character? It brought khalessegrimes82 to tears he was so proud.

    • @JadeRabbit9000
      @JadeRabbit9000 Місяць тому +1

      Huh? I don't think he was, he mentioned the purple venom and immediately moved on. Did I miss something?

    • @bryandavismoviefan
      @bryandavismoviefan Місяць тому +1

      @@JadeRabbit9000 it's a reference to one of his characters on Patreon. It's a great way to support him!

    • @JadeRabbit9000
      @JadeRabbit9000 Місяць тому +1

      @bryandavismoviefan ah well that tracks seeing as I'm poor and can barely support myself lol. Never even been to his patreon. Maybe one day🤞

  • @spetcnaz83
    @spetcnaz83 Місяць тому +3

    Man, as someone who enjoyed the fisrt two movies for the entertaining schlock that they are, this one was just bad. The jokes usually don't land, the actions of the characters at times don't make much sense, there are fast cut aways from the action, which doesn't let us enjoy what is going on, on the screen.

    • @palmmahir3888
      @palmmahir3888 Місяць тому +1

      Agree, this is easily the weakest of the trilogy.

  • @Zodiac3107
    @Zodiac3107 Місяць тому

    All this hate is so bleeding tiring. Do something else.

  • @marioaf85
    @marioaf85 28 днів тому

    Dude....😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cabellero1120
    @cabellero1120 21 день тому

    Thanks for the heads up
    It looks like trash!

  • @lsimon343
    @lsimon343 Місяць тому

    Your Eddie sounds suspiciously like the woman from Africa that Eddie Murphy was talking about in his comedy routine raw half a half Eddie..😂😂😂😂😂