What It Takes To Survive Coast Guard Boot Camp

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  • @payton999
    @payton999 5 років тому +33534

    The scariest part is when you don’t know what they just told you

    • @bella-nina
      @bella-nina 5 років тому +563

      Elizabeth French true!!

    • @scaredsamurai6974
      @scaredsamurai6974 5 років тому +2241

      Just pretend like you heard them crystal clear and yell "Sir yes sir."

    • @ErnestJay88
      @ErnestJay88 5 років тому +1333

      just shout AYE AYE SIR or YES SIR every single time and you're gonna be okay

    • @utrgan6995
      @utrgan6995 5 років тому +876

      @@ErnestJay88 and what if you get asked ARE YOU GAY?!?!? but you dont know what you were told?

    • @ErnestJay88
      @ErnestJay88 5 років тому +437

      @@utrgan6995 NO SIR !

  • @tanukies
    @tanukies 5 років тому +9106

    “I WANDNDHHELWDOSJAQODVAJAAAHHHHHHHHH”
    “You’re going to Hawaii.”

    • @m1a2abrams52
      @m1a2abrams52 5 років тому +338

      I WANT TO GO TO PUERTO RICO!!!!!!!!

    • @DelectiveVODs
      @DelectiveVODs 5 років тому +303

      @@m1a2abrams52 you're going to Alabama

    • @abestiewestie1630
      @abestiewestie1630 5 років тому +233

      @@DelectiveVODs you're going to Alabama whooooooo

    • @mytho_actual
      @mytho_actual 5 років тому +67

      Why are they speaking Scottish?

    • @Bcsuperbuilder
      @Bcsuperbuilder 5 років тому +6

      Elijah Cohen AYE MY HOME ISLAND

  • @chloeoeorine
    @chloeoeorine 5 років тому +3550

    Male commander: screaming and more screaming
    Female commander: screaming and sass

  • @DonaldRichmond
    @DonaldRichmond 9 місяців тому +297

    I'm now 73 years old and graduated from Coast Guard boot camp in June 1969. It was the experience of a lifetime and brought back mostly great and a couple of painful memories. It was well worth it. And believe it or not, boot camp back then was much worse than a lot of what was shown in this video. After boot camp, I was stationed aboard the USCGC Ingram in Norfolk, VA. After a unique set of assignments, I was promoted to Yeoman First Class during my first 4-year enlistment and finished undergraduate and graduate school while on active duty in 1976. I also spent several years in the Coast Guard Reserves. I owe my life and a diverse and successful number of careers in the public and private sectors to the USCG. I am proud of the men and women who serve this vital military organization, the nation's oldest and continuous sea-going service. SEMPER PARATUS!

    • @Lcg8928
      @Lcg8928 9 місяців тому +13

      Much respect. Thank you for your service.

    • @briansharp4388
      @briansharp4388 7 місяців тому +8

      USCGC RUSH 723, 1980-83, 12th district research and development

    • @domesticdiva0324
      @domesticdiva0324 6 місяців тому +6

      Thank you for sharing . My son just left for boot camp and I was very worried because I was told we are not able to communicate with them for 5 weeks. I do hope this is the beginning of good things in his career and that he can endure the challenges ahead.

    • @ProbablyNot-xm6us
      @ProbablyNot-xm6us 6 місяців тому +4

      Thank you for your service. Jesus Christ loves you so much and he is is King. He is the way the truth and the life and he can and will forgive you.

    • @ProbablyNot-xm6us
      @ProbablyNot-xm6us 6 місяців тому +3

      @@domesticdiva0324Jesus Christ will be with him and you both. Please stay close with and connect to God he can and will change your life. He loves you forever

  • @Anonymous-po4xf
    @Anonymous-po4xf 5 років тому +4516

    “I wanna go to California!!!!!”
    “You’re goin’ to ALABAMA! WOO HOO!!”

    • @karstenlane6864
      @karstenlane6864 5 років тому +70

      I think she should go back to GREENBOW ALABAMA!

    • @Gregornmy
      @Gregornmy 5 років тому +19

      ALABAMA!

    • @nova2804
      @nova2804 5 років тому +23

      18:13

    • @pinstripe1154
      @pinstripe1154 5 років тому +40

      I WANNA GO TO CALIFORNIA
      You’re goin to Alabama! Woo!
      ALABAMA cutaway

    • @redjack7296
      @redjack7296 5 років тому +29

      I wonder who he pissed off

  • @jjortiz7504
    @jjortiz7504 5 років тому +1967

    "I WANNA GO TO PUERTO RICOOOOOO"
    *gets sent to another island on a different ocean*

    • @grandbaby5993
      @grandbaby5993 5 років тому +34

      Recruit: Ì WANNA GO BACK TO PUERTO RICO!!!!!
      Trainer: LET IT SINK BACK IN THE OCEAN
      (Do u get the reference?)

    • @spidergames3004
      @spidergames3004 5 років тому +6

      @@grandbaby5993 West Side Story?

    • @grandbaby5993
      @grandbaby5993 5 років тому +5

      @@spidergames3004 yeah 👍

    • @iegf3361
      @iegf3361 4 роки тому +1

      🇵🇷

    • @lordsith952
      @lordsith952 4 роки тому

      JJ Ortiz my home❤️

  • @oofree4013
    @oofree4013 5 років тому +2839

    “Get away from me.”
    “AHHHHHHHHHH!”
    **walks away**

  • @Billistac
    @Billistac Рік тому +284

    I’m in the Air Force and I respect the Coast Guard however I know they are under respected. But after watching this video I definitely have even more respect for them. Their boot camp is no joke! I’m very impressed. They have done well in solidifying their spot as one of the military branches.

    • @rc44004
      @rc44004 6 місяців тому +5

      Hey fellow Air Force Vet their under the department of Commerce not under the Defense Department

    • @nopenope1186
      @nopenope1186 5 місяців тому +3

      @@rc44004you mean the DHS?

    • @colecochran9460
      @colecochran9460 Місяць тому

      Who gives two fuggs how we are/were funded. My DD-214 still says honorable service. ​@nopenope1186

    • @colecochran9460
      @colecochran9460 Місяць тому +1

      Not being an ass by the way. I rolled missions with Navy and Devil Dogs in my time of service s, nothing but love for all that served their branches and carried out their mission mindsets

  • @herculean616
    @herculean616 4 роки тому +5660

    Why are you joining the coast guard?
    *- "I don't know man I just need the money."*

    • @MrJackass692
      @MrJackass692 4 роки тому +223

      That guy definetly failed

    • @karniferous
      @karniferous 4 роки тому +495

      thats how my dad got out of poverty, valid strategy; way better than just taking on all that debt and complaining

    • @ryanhampson673
      @ryanhampson673 4 роки тому +124

      Did my time in the army and went to school for free...GI Bill is a good gig.

    • @Levi-mq3jh
      @Levi-mq3jh 4 роки тому +41

      Would have been smarter to just the Air Force

    • @lucasoneill9662
      @lucasoneill9662 4 роки тому +37

      I mean you shouldn't have to do that to lift your self out of poverty

  • @-1f
    @-1f 6 років тому +26988

    *throat has left the chat*

  • @wongjunkit6205
    @wongjunkit6205 5 років тому +2765

    With all those screaming, this seems like a typical COD server

  • @lmm3150
    @lmm3150 Рік тому +182

    Some information that they missed is: They can send you back as many weeks as they want as discipline. But it also depends on what you’ve done. When you get set back you change to the company before you. Also, you do get breaks near the end of boot camp. The first time is in week 7 or 8 when you can go to the exchange and restaurant on base and also use your cellphone. The second time, you may go off base. However they do not allow you to go to the beach, because they can’t risk anyone getting injured. Once there was a girl who got badly hurt. I think she broke some bones? Anyways, I believe she was in boot camp for about 20ish weeks. But she finally graduated with my brothers company last year. Another thing is; someone got sent back to week 2 i believe for flicking the company company commander on the bus right after he graduated. Also, credits to my brother for this info!

    • @pfireintenze
      @pfireintenze Рік тому +37

      how did he think that would go lmaooo it isnt highschool grad😭

    • @CGCareerCentral
      @CGCareerCentral Рік тому +20

      I heard that story about flipping a CC off and getting sent back after graduation a long time ago. I always thought it was an urban legend. Did it really happen?

    • @xjameslove44
      @xjameslove44 Рік тому +1

      Haha

    • @obsessivesweater8082
      @obsessivesweater8082 Рік тому

      What a dumbass lol. Dude really went through all that training just to start over.

    • @stevenlukowski562
      @stevenlukowski562 Рік тому

      ​@@CGCareerCentralBULLSHIT STORIES !!!! CLASS OF 1981, FOXTROT 139 ALEMADA

  • @spensh1
    @spensh1 5 років тому +5823

    THESE GUYS SPEAK LIKE THEY LEFT THE CAPS ON

  • @vista6426
    @vista6426 5 років тому +7520

    Mom: How was boot camp son?
    Son: *IT WAS GREAT MA'AM*

    • @reggiecactus2810
      @reggiecactus2810 5 років тому +34

      Original Swayy
      Correct.

    • @AKhan-zx8gx
      @AKhan-zx8gx 5 років тому +123

      @@UseWallow my mom's the goddamn President and wants to be treated like it

    • @b3nl555
      @b3nl555 5 років тому +10

      @@UseWallow wooosh.

    • @Mike-ub2xv
      @Mike-ub2xv 5 років тому +4

      Original Swayy lol take a joke

    • @Hoax_
      @Hoax_ 5 років тому +8

      @@Mike-ub2xv i think y'all got wooshed for him acting dumb

  • @xend_er6975
    @xend_er6975 4 роки тому +2754

    Guy: Shows a thumbs up to the camera.
    Drill sergent: So yall wanna act crazy huh?

    • @sarahqueiro3537
      @sarahqueiro3537 4 роки тому +77

      IKR, after watching that I’m scared to join the coast guard

    • @cedricvelarde
      @cedricvelarde 4 роки тому +69

      @@sarahqueiro3537 I think the consequence is applied to all types of boot camp not just coast guard.

    • @CodexTestsYT
      @CodexTestsYT 4 роки тому +36

      It's discipline, it's required

    • @kilojuliet6889
      @kilojuliet6889 4 роки тому +13

      It's called discipline

    • @shai310
      @shai310 4 роки тому +10

      @@cedricvelarde yep I think the collective punishments was always around no matter the boot camp

  • @justincase1575
    @justincase1575 Рік тому +86

    I have a son and daughter who went through the coast guard! Very proud of both of them.

  • @donquixote5927
    @donquixote5927 5 років тому +12908

    Coast Guard: If you can’t swim then we will provide floaties for you.
    Marines: Can’t swim? *then perish*

    • @JesusisKing77_7
      @JesusisKing77_7 5 років тому +577

      Don Quixote hey buddy I put some crayons on the kitchen table. Let me know if you would like anything else.

    • @lucastantanella
      @lucastantanella 5 років тому +225

      No you get to kicked out. Watched it happen myself to a prior Navy guy.

    • @devinxwei9416
      @devinxwei9416 5 років тому +157

      @@JesusisKing77_7 Hey man make sure you got some pink ones cause that's my favorite.

    • @brandonm.4187
      @brandonm.4187 5 років тому +78

      CG has a higher attrition rate than the Corps.

    • @lucastantanella
      @lucastantanella 5 років тому +111

      Brandon M.than any of the branches. And requires highest asvab score. Thats why Marines just can't cut it 😂

  • @AeroCash
    @AeroCash 5 років тому +1944

    Victor: Puts arms down for 000.0001 seconds.
    Company Commander: *You have chosen death.*

    • @andreastiks2792
      @andreastiks2792 5 років тому +23

      What was the point of putting 3 zeros before the point if only needed 1?

    • @AeroCash
      @AeroCash 5 років тому +86

      Andreas Tiks Because I got a D in math.

    • @justice5859
      @justice5859 5 років тому +5

      @@andreastiks2792 😄

    • @VictorGomez-qs7ki
      @VictorGomez-qs7ki 5 років тому +4

      Yes i have chosen death

    • @AeroCash
      @AeroCash 5 років тому +1

      Victor Gomez 😂

  • @derekf5495
    @derekf5495 5 років тому +2507

    I'd be failing all these tests because I can't understand what they're screaming

    • @dontcallme6706
      @dontcallme6706 5 років тому +10

      I know right

    • @damadiel9726
      @damadiel9726 5 років тому +104

      That's why you join the air force where there like "hu hu hey classsss what hotel do we wanna go to and have fun flying are drones at?"

    • @frankservant5754
      @frankservant5754 5 років тому +4

      War is not a quiet place \lol

    • @lozzuu
      @lozzuu 5 років тому

      Yeahh

    • @bubbenyt1516
      @bubbenyt1516 5 років тому +2

      Derek F can u understand this AFASABHAUSSRBSUPLODABAHASAFA

  • @Aethelvlad
    @Aethelvlad Рік тому +286

    My childhood friend worked his ass off to become a Canadian coast guard. He made everyone so proud, but he had a wakeboard accident that absolutely destroyed his leg and ability to walk, subsequently loosing said employment. Saddest story I know, and even sadder seeing what he had to go through to get where he was. He has since been able to become an EMS first responder, so that will do. Can't keep down a legend.

    • @GabTheDrummer
      @GabTheDrummer Рік тому +14

      Make no mistake, Canadian coast guards do not go the same grueling military experience as the USCG.
      Still, very sad for your friend to jot be able to live his childhood dream because of an accident.

    • @UnsealedComic6
      @UnsealedComic6 Рік тому +1

      No one cares buddy

    • @forloco6508
      @forloco6508 10 місяців тому +1

      womp womp

    • @ajsmusic723
      @ajsmusic723 8 місяців тому +9

      ​@@UnsealedComic6 well you cared enough to comment

    • @ajsmusic723
      @ajsmusic723 8 місяців тому +5

      ​@@forloco6508 very rude

  • @jjbogas1697
    @jjbogas1697 4 роки тому +1024

    14:31 that dude stuck is bottle through the ceiling, im done

    • @rendangayam8145
      @rendangayam8145 4 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂

    • @aflvproductions7854
      @aflvproductions7854 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah I saw that I was like why

    • @gowthamkumarofficial
      @gowthamkumarofficial 4 роки тому

      Nice catch. 😂

    • @FreddyD177
      @FreddyD177 4 роки тому +9

      Omg at first I kinda hated her but now im totally defending her these dudes are so undisciplined 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tristianwilson3497
      @tristianwilson3497 4 роки тому

      @@aflvproductions7854 The reason why is cause you don't wanna be the reason you're holding longer 2min in.

  • @CozyCornerTCG
    @CozyCornerTCG 4 роки тому +3451

    "We have no self-discipline"
    Me when I'm at the snack section at a grocery store

  • @crimsonredsky9552
    @crimsonredsky9552 5 років тому +2501

    Female drill instructor: **is flipping out on me**
    Me: _I am aware of the effect I have on women_

  • @strength.sculptor
    @strength.sculptor 2 роки тому +453

    I WANNA GO TO CALIFORNIA
    “You’re going to Alabama..WOO!” 😂

  • @CelticsOperative
    @CelticsOperative 5 років тому +4181

    *What it takes to survive coast guard boot camp* Answer: A strong throat

  • @xEZYx
    @xEZYx 5 років тому +770

    “EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM HAS THE POTENTIAL TO COMPLETE THE TRAINING”
    *Camera Guy Shakes Head*

  • @burper-oe6tm
    @burper-oe6tm 3 роки тому +4947

    Recruit: **dies of dehydration**
    Drill Sergeant: “You takin a nice little break there, huh? 2 more weeks of bottle holding for the entire company.”

    • @viviangonzalez1398
      @viviangonzalez1398 3 роки тому +80

      Well, first, they are called company commanders, not drill sergeant. And second, they have a max amount of time they can do it, that's why they time it, not cuz they want to, they have to.

    • @burper-oe6tm
      @burper-oe6tm 3 роки тому +159

      @@viviangonzalez1398 I believe you, was just trying to make a joke

    • @davtyyy4445
      @davtyyy4445 3 роки тому +4

      I wonder how long it’s gonna go

    • @DonDonP1
      @DonDonP1 3 роки тому +10

      @@viviangonzalez1398 Hello, True. Coast Guard recruits address all Coasties, even CCS, as "sir" or "ma'am;" yet, after the first two weeks, CG recruits address all NCOs by rank and surname, but continue to address all CG officers as "sir" or "ma'am."

    • @heru-deshet359
      @heru-deshet359 3 роки тому +21

      When I was in Naval boot camp if you complained about thirst or the heat, the whole company would be "Mashed" where every single exercise in boot camp was continuously done for an hour straight on the hot "grinder" (field or asphalt). Some wussies caused us to do it several times during training. Guaranteed to make you lose five pounds after.

  • @kennygomez6957
    @kennygomez6957 2 роки тому +54

    From a former U.S. Marine, my hat is off to these men and women!

    • @James-hl6kx
      @James-hl6kx 3 місяці тому

      Wow marine who stencils shirts all day your respect means nothing basic is easy in all branches

  • @TheKingHill
    @TheKingHill 5 років тому +5400

    Recruit: *has 0.01 cm of facial hair*
    Drill Sergeant: So you have chosen... death.

    • @britbrown9030
      @britbrown9030 5 років тому +25

      Lmao 😂🤣

    • @Jerryleedlelee
      @Jerryleedlelee 5 років тому +40

      Lol for real, reminds me of police academy

    • @dogestranding5047
      @dogestranding5047 5 років тому +72

      It's true.
      *0.01 cm of facial hair*
      Company Commander: "YOU HAVE A BEARD!"

    • @Old299dfk
      @Old299dfk 5 років тому +8

      cake or death?
      erm, I'll have the cake please

    • @unknown805er
      @unknown805er 5 років тому +5

      TheKingHill 0.01 mm*

  • @Gregornmy
    @Gregornmy 5 років тому +2147

    Interviewer: why are you here?
    Me: my dad signed me up for swim lessons

  • @briannamulrooney43
    @briannamulrooney43 4 роки тому +2810

    "where do you wanna go?"
    "PUERTO RICO OR ANYWHERE ITS WARM!"
    "you asked for Puerto Rico, but you're going to Hawaii. Is that good?"
    "HAWAII!!!"

    • @sce2aux464
      @sce2aux464 3 роки тому +97

      Adak, Alaska. Close enough.

    • @matthewrodrick
      @matthewrodrick 3 роки тому +217

      “ Where you wanna go “
      “ Heaven “
      “ No, You’re going to hell “
      “ HELL “

    • @Primegamin-yh4jm
      @Primegamin-yh4jm 3 роки тому +54

      As a Puerto Rican I can confirm that I would do this

    • @Matthew-oq1hx
      @Matthew-oq1hx 3 роки тому +4

      Lmao wtf

    • @americancitizen748
      @americancitizen748 3 роки тому +15

      Hawaii is not all that bad.

  • @Fear_Of_Music
    @Fear_Of_Music Рік тому +133

    My older brother is going to be doing this starting May. I’m so proud of him.
    Edit 8/4/2023 - He just graduated today.

    • @biggjery
      @biggjery Місяць тому +1

      No way what’s up birdman

    • @Fear_Of_Music
      @Fear_Of_Music Місяць тому +1

      @@biggjery ….i swear to god is this ben.

    • @biggjery
      @biggjery Місяць тому

      @@Fear_Of_Music goochy gang

    • @biggjery
      @biggjery Місяць тому

      @@Fear_Of_Music ya

    • @AfroGirl5852
      @AfroGirl5852 Місяць тому

      ❤❤❤

  • @mrslothington9020
    @mrslothington9020 5 років тому +1925

    I just found out what I’m not gonna do

    • @omelas8375
      @omelas8375 5 років тому +65

      Hell yeah go for it. Won't regret it

    • @mr.president8862
      @mr.president8862 5 років тому +79

      @@omelas8375 He said he found out what he's NOT going to do

    • @omelas8375
      @omelas8375 5 років тому +57

      @@mr.president8862
      That's the joke. Nevermind.

    • @mr.president8862
      @mr.president8862 5 років тому +15

      @@omelas8375 OMG I was joking too. Nevermind.

    • @finnyarmour3120
      @finnyarmour3120 5 років тому +4

      Onionhaseyo haha good one i picked up what u were putting down

  • @homosapien0822
    @homosapien0822 3 роки тому +1900

    What I’m afraid of is accidentally saying “what” after they yell at me.

    • @bluedaylight1243
      @bluedaylight1243 3 роки тому +76

      Im sorry what

    • @robertl7428
      @robertl7428 3 роки тому +111

      That mistake would only happen once, let me tell you, unless you really love forced physical activity.

    • @EricPudalov
      @EricPudalov 3 роки тому +51

      SAY WHAT AGAIN! I DOUBLE DARE YOU!

    • @carissanleipold954
      @carissanleipold954 3 роки тому +39

      The correct response, I believe, is: "[commanding officer's title & last name], [recruit's title & last name], I request you say again your last."

    • @joshuanelson6795
      @joshuanelson6795 3 роки тому +49

      I accidentally did that once. The Petty Officer I said that to made me stand in the middle of the room and do fast, intense exercises while screaming "sorry" as loud as I could.

  • @redonthehead9773
    @redonthehead9773 5 років тому +3927

    Omg I would be that one guy who accidentally laughs and gets slapped a hundred times.

    • @yourmom-sz7kw
      @yourmom-sz7kw 5 років тому +42

      RedOnTheHead oh god,was about to say that😂😂😂😂

    • @BOOMERS._
      @BOOMERS._ 5 років тому +86

      Same i cant take nothing seriously besides fortnite

    • @desirelabelle2199
      @desirelabelle2199 5 років тому +58

      Same :)))) I tend to smile or laugh at whats going in and end up punished alot lol

    • @issaacxxx6202
      @issaacxxx6202 5 років тому +97

      I went through a 5 month military school run by the national guard that was styled a lot like army boot camp. I got in trouble every day for laughing at nothing bc i just have that problem. I laugh at nothing when I'm just sitting with my friends or with my family.

    • @Durannnn
      @Durannnn 5 років тому +3

      Same

  • @MI325A
    @MI325A Рік тому +384

    UPDATE : After he lied multiple times about his leave, found out that he was actually discharged right before 12/2023 because of issues with, to nicely put it, with his commading officers. Seems he didn't learn much after all. Very discouraged of him now because he had so much benefits ahead of him only to now throw them away. As one person said, "it's a problem with today's generation. They can't seem to realize great things ahead because they are blinded by the "screen" few inches in front of their face." Oh well....his loss ! ! !
    ========
    Proud to say my stepson just graduated from this academy (July 2023). Yes, he wanted to get out. Yes, he said it was difficult. But most importantly, yes, he is an accomplished and proud part of the USCG.
    Thank you, Cape May and thank you video crew for publishing this so we can all receive a small glimpse of what it means to become and be a United States Coast Guard.
    Congratulations to all who have and will continue to make it through. May God bless you each of you the strength and wisdom.

    • @edprince9079
      @edprince9079 Рік тому +9

      Congratulations to your stepson.

    • @MI325A
      @MI325A Рік тому +3

      @@edprince9079 Thank you very much.

    • @shawnmendrek3544
      @shawnmendrek3544 6 місяців тому +1

      Wanting out means it is working.

    • @MI325A
      @MI325A 4 місяці тому +1

      @@islander1260 (Read the update...it was there before but it was removed somehow...)
      Anyways, one thing I believe, if your son is given many chances of graduating - which I personally don't understand why those chances takes place to begin with, it may be a sign he won't last. Hopefully, this won't be the case and your son, he will do great things and not choose the path my stepson took. Best wishes.
      Lastly, thank you for your service at Benning.

    • @thalfie
      @thalfie 2 місяці тому +6

      If you don’t have a nice thing to say about our generation, then don’t say it. Don’t call a copout blame a screen for his attitude issues, because that’s not an individual thing. That’s a parenting thing.
      Also, he just did something that I literally can’t do because I’m disabled on my left arm and only have 4 fingers. I can’t do a pull-up!
      You still have to be proud of him for actually clearing BT. That’s called being a good parent. C’mon.

  • @cocobeandarla
    @cocobeandarla 5 років тому +6327

    AYEEEE AYEEE CAPTAIN
    I CANNNNNTTTT HEEEEAAAAAR YOOOOOUUUUU

    • @RadiantBlue4
      @RadiantBlue4 5 років тому +29

      Quackers lmaaaoooo i died

    • @kingzach7081
      @kingzach7081 5 років тому +134

      Ooooooooooooooooooooo who lives in a pineapple under the sea

    • @christianwhitmore4753
      @christianwhitmore4753 5 років тому +18

      Quackers OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @senudesilva7339
      @senudesilva7339 5 років тому +27

      King Zach SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

    • @kingzach7081
      @kingzach7081 5 років тому +23

      Absorbent and yellow and porous is he

  • @nohumor7702
    @nohumor7702 5 років тому +3969

    Why did you join the Coast guard
    Them: I wanted the opportunity
    Others:family blood line
    Me: I saw the ad on Facebook and thought it looked fun

  • @karelsurya4809
    @karelsurya4809 3 роки тому +3798

    normal student : classroom is hell
    coast guard recruits : classroom is the peacefulest place in my entire life

    • @c.y_photos
      @c.y_photos 3 роки тому +102

      CLASSROOM IS THE MOST PEACEFUL PLACE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

    • @Syncopated_
      @Syncopated_ 3 роки тому +86

      Marines: What is peace? Never heard of it.

    • @powerperson8516
      @powerperson8516 3 роки тому +23

      Tbh, I think coast guard boot camp is better than school

    • @aithanleeom5152
      @aithanleeom5152 3 роки тому +2

      I actually like my classrooms 😂

    • @Gregornmy
      @Gregornmy 3 роки тому +3

      @@powerperson8516 yes, because you actually signed up for it

  • @ctradio4416
    @ctradio4416 4 місяці тому +6

    Having spent time teaching sailing in New London and having the opportunity to talk to many of these fine men and women, I definitely got an education on the coast guard as admittedly I didn’t know a ton about it but having now gotten to meet and hear the stories of those serving, I’m beyond impressed by the quality, professionalism, and dedication to learning that these men and women possess. Truly an honor to even be in their presence (also shout out to the Naval Submariners, especially those who recommended the book Thunder Below by Admiral Eugene B Fluckey)

  • @oddlynot6653
    @oddlynot6653 4 роки тому +2458

    “They feel joy and accomplishment.” Everyone: ._.

    • @sovietninja6865
      @sovietninja6865 4 роки тому +6

      DerpyPlayz 2019 HAHAHA

    • @forffys
      @forffys 4 роки тому +20

      DerpyPlayz 2019 they feel it not show it

    • @XeonGame
      @XeonGame 4 роки тому +25

      @@forffys because they can't show neither joy nor accomplishment

    • @Joseisjose280
      @Joseisjose280 4 роки тому +24

      You really have no clue the hell we go through in military training no matter what branch.

    • @Helldiver-K4
      @Helldiver-K4 4 роки тому +1

      ;-;

  • @daireenignacio1175
    @daireenignacio1175 5 років тому +2683

    Random Guy :puts his thumbs up in class
    Officer: So you have chosen death

    • @dxmthebeast3800
      @dxmthebeast3800 5 років тому +120

      WE HAVE NO SELF DISCIPLINE

    • @3fxz483
      @3fxz483 5 років тому +65

      WE HAVE NO SELF DISCIPLINE

    • @3fxz483
      @3fxz483 5 років тому +52

      WE HAVE NO SELF DISCIPLINE

    • @3fxz483
      @3fxz483 5 років тому +47

      WE HAVE NO SELF DISCIPLINE

    • @3fxz483
      @3fxz483 5 років тому +42

      WE HAVE NO SELF DISCIPLINE

  • @mikehoncho2697
    @mikehoncho2697 5 років тому +3730

    Imagine having a voice crack in the middle of shouting😂🤣😂

    • @thetorguy849
      @thetorguy849 5 років тому +92

      Oh dude the teasing thatll follow

    • @adhancock79
      @adhancock79 5 років тому +190

      It happens more often than you might think.

    • @Gexleo
      @Gexleo 5 років тому +142

      If your voice doesn't crack either A: You aren't shouting loud enough and half assing it or B: you have served for a few years already and your vocals are shredded.

    • @revaious2476
      @revaious2476 5 років тому +41

      You looking for this? 17:30

    • @agentpiggles6685
      @agentpiggles6685 5 років тому +4

      mike honcho lmao

  • @ronaldbrown8792
    @ronaldbrown8792 2 роки тому +44

    "You can do more than you think you are capable of." So true, still true after leaving Parris Island in 1968 and Vietnam in 1970. Semper Fi.

  • @RH-mh5tp
    @RH-mh5tp 4 роки тому +1251

    guy: does thumbs up
    officer: so, you’ve chosen death

  • @James-cg8ys
    @James-cg8ys 5 років тому +1476

    Legend has it they still have no self discipline.

    • @FirstnameLastnamee
      @FirstnameLastnamee 5 років тому +55

      West River if the old stories are true, the recruits in RAMP are still marching in place to this day

    • @urmum4852
      @urmum4852 5 років тому +6

      LIKE MORAL RESPONSIBILITY,

    • @joshwatson8235
      @joshwatson8235 5 років тому

      West River best comment here

    • @ryangordon2351
      @ryangordon2351 5 років тому +14

      The still aren’t doing the right thing when no one’s looking

    • @cubanking7036
      @cubanking7036 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jeremiahcall1722
    @jeremiahcall1722 4 роки тому +2607

    "I waaaaaaannnnnnnaaagggoootdo caaaaallliiifuuuuuurrrniaaaa"
    "Your going to Alabama woo!!"
    18:15

    • @waleed0055
      @waleed0055 4 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💔

    • @yqbzrxs
      @yqbzrxs 4 роки тому +4

      Alabama is close to my state Tennessee

    • @ThatGuyElias348
      @ThatGuyElias348 4 роки тому +2

      lol

    • @Juice4o2
      @Juice4o2 4 роки тому +7

      WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    • @kris_roe22
      @kris_roe22 4 роки тому

      Yo Gabba I was hoping someone would make the ric flair reference lol

  • @nathanbyd570
    @nathanbyd570 Рік тому +20

    Thanks SO much to all active & retired US Coast Guard members. You are amazing and much appreciated.

  • @luissimo6925
    @luissimo6925 4 роки тому +1294

    Guy :puts his thumbs up towards camera
    Officer: u have chosen complete execution

    • @dirtydan5146
      @dirtydan5146 4 роки тому +54

      he was never seen again

    • @mf-wr5bb
      @mf-wr5bb 4 роки тому +5

      Lol

    • @boehern6570
      @boehern6570 4 роки тому +29

      That guy was in my company!’

    • @dirtydan5146
      @dirtydan5146 4 роки тому +11

      @@boehern6570 RIP he was a good man

    • @local_hobo1233
      @local_hobo1233 4 роки тому +7

      His spirit is like “oh, I f***ed my self up

  • @Malindar100
    @Malindar100 4 роки тому +2863

    Nobody:
    Their vocal cords: “please let me live”

  • @Hone_mustard
    @Hone_mustard 7 місяців тому +315

    The us branches are basically just
    Army: screaming calmly
    Navy: w a t e r
    Marines: equivalent to hell
    Coast guard: screams loudly
    Space force: screaming on mars
    Air Force: fast plen go kaboom
    💀

    • @awddfg
      @awddfg 5 місяців тому +16

      space force: alien screaming ☠

    • @ShhhListenFool
      @ShhhListenFool 5 місяців тому

      😂😂😂

    • @kito7947
      @kito7947 5 місяців тому +22

      Airforce: no screaming take a nap

    • @Robert-tj3qq
      @Robert-tj3qq 5 місяців тому

      ​@@kito7947LSD and missiles don't mix

    • @norwegian642
      @norwegian642 5 місяців тому +1

      air force: screaming airborne 💀💀

  • @FrenzyBoi
    @FrenzyBoi 5 років тому +6082

    If Gordon Ramsay was ever an instructor here

  • @MrParis215
    @MrParis215 5 років тому +3064

    HELLS KITCHEN DOESN'T SEEM LIKE A BAD IDEA AFTER ALL 🤔

    • @balsam4161
      @balsam4161 5 років тому +47

      ZeroChill 215 better having Gordon yelling then them

    • @6ixpasu162
      @6ixpasu162 5 років тому +47

      @@balsam4161 i dont know about that they dont insult you like gordon does

    • @OriflammeGaming
      @OriflammeGaming 5 років тому +8

      6ixpasu like hell they don’t!

    • @grandbaby5993
      @grandbaby5993 5 років тому +4

      LMAO
      😂

    • @fedora997
      @fedora997 5 років тому +9

      @@6ixpasu162 Behind the camera it's way worse

  • @adamkangyu
    @adamkangyu 5 років тому +1599

    My mom would be great at this

  • @GIJake-oo9ir
    @GIJake-oo9ir 2 роки тому +36

    As an Army Veteran we Salute you Coast guard

    • @James-hl6kx
      @James-hl6kx 3 місяці тому +2

      No one cares lol basic is easy in every branch

  • @dimitri2216
    @dimitri2216 5 років тому +2227

    I WANNA GO TO CALIFORNIA
    You’Re gOiNg tO ALABaMa, WOOO

    • @ultimatechamp6909
      @ultimatechamp6909 5 років тому +90

      Dymytry trymydy Sick Basterd said "wooo" because he remembered Sweet Home Alabamaaa "Wooo" 💀💀💀

    • @rustyal7257
      @rustyal7257 5 років тому +58

      Sweet home Alabama intensifies

    • @mrbiggielarge
      @mrbiggielarge 5 років тому +3

      lmao

    • @matthewkent8796
      @matthewkent8796 5 років тому +14

      The funniest part out of all of it!

    • @sukia-chan2228
      @sukia-chan2228 5 років тому +2

      When did this happen

  • @BababooeyYcho66T
    @BababooeyYcho66T 3 роки тому +3696

    The Coast Guard is so underrespected. Not only do they have to be a military organization, but they are also every form of first responders out there. They aren't just people who drive boats, they're policeman, they're paramedics, they're firefighters, they're servicemen. They do more than just sit in the water all day and night, and I respect that.

    • @xtnsn4395
      @xtnsn4395 3 роки тому +71

      Hell yeah we are. The amount of CPR I'm required to know for our Small about station is insane.

    • @JM-nl9ow
      @JM-nl9ow 2 роки тому +15

      @@xtnsn4395 You had to do more than the basic CPR class at a small boat station??

    • @Truly1Tom
      @Truly1Tom 2 роки тому +38

      Technically the US Coast Guard isn't a component of the US Armed Forces. It was a part of the US Treasury Department until 1967. After that it was part of the US Dpartment of Transportation. Then in 2003 it was placed under the Department of Homeland Security.

    • @BababooeyYcho66T
      @BababooeyYcho66T 2 роки тому +7

      @@Truly1Tom Very interesting. I wonder why it was part of the treasury department, because doesn't that just involve our country's economics? I guess that's kinda why the four main branches don't really see it as a "branch" in all the memes then.

    • @BababooeyYcho66T
      @BababooeyYcho66T 2 роки тому +3

      @@JM-nl9ow It would make sense considering what their jobs entail. Especially if you are in their special operations.
      Edit: changed from special forces to operations because green berets.

  • @ARMYEXERCISE
    @ARMYEXERCISE 2 роки тому +1574

    Great advices: 1.) avoid creating unwanted attention. 2.) observe everything around. 3.) be a team player. 4.) Don't quit / Never give up.

    • @cryolocker0224
      @cryolocker0224 2 роки тому +43

      6) Never gonna let you down

    • @mantis10_surf85
      @mantis10_surf85 2 роки тому +17

      Remember, the stress you feel in boot camp is Normal and temporary

    • @pamelabacker2420
      @pamelabacker2420 2 роки тому +9

      This applies to every day life too; be it civilian or military.

    • @bobshagit9503
      @bobshagit9503 2 роки тому +1

      a xbox or playstation

    • @Chicago-ed1ns
      @Chicago-ed1ns 2 роки тому +2

      Great stuff 👌

  • @kennethmcrae8503
    @kennethmcrae8503 Рік тому +25

    I went thru in 1988, during the winter. I was lucky that it was snowing so we didn't have to do the obstacle course. Anyone considering USCG, make sure you cam swim or learn to swim prior to going in. This will relieve a ton of unnecessary stress. Also, get in shape (push ups, sit ups, run 2 miles frequently).

  • @t.b.5115
    @t.b.5115 4 роки тому +1481

    The coast guard powering through a hurricane to save some dumb f$%k on a yacht. Takes balls of steel to do that.
    They have my respect.

    • @unsilenceable
      @unsilenceable 4 роки тому +29

      T. B. That’s kinda their job

    • @uoyspoob
      @uoyspoob 4 роки тому +82

      Logan Stockton
      So? You probably say policemen and firemen are brave, but ITS JUST THEIR JOB. See how stupid you sound?

    • @eggyrepublic
      @eggyrepublic 4 роки тому +113

      You can be both brave and do your job, they're not mutually exclusive.

    • @lilkxdude5659
      @lilkxdude5659 4 роки тому +9

      @@uoyspoob I mean, it's true though. He didn't say anything negative about it. Stop being a prick.

    • @kentoooooooooooooooooooooooooo
      @kentoooooooooooooooooooooooooo 4 роки тому +8

      Yet , some coast guards are being bullied , sometimes beaten by navy officers.

  • @drewcovington951
    @drewcovington951 5 років тому +753

    Recruit: “I WANNA GO TO CALIFORNIA SIR!”
    Company Commander: *Extremely excited* “You’re going to Alabama! WOOOOOOOO!”

    • @limechecksout
      @limechecksout 4 роки тому +7

      ALABAMA

    • @MASTEROFEVIL
      @MASTEROFEVIL 4 роки тому +1

      299th like

    • @MASTEROFEVIL
      @MASTEROFEVIL 4 роки тому

      @joe kewl I live in California not all of us are like that

    • @TBONE_2004
      @TBONE_2004 3 роки тому

      That's a 100% guaranteed trip to the Persian Gulf for 10 to 14 months!

  • @andrewletizia7994
    @andrewletizia7994 5 років тому +882

    I feel really comfy watching these people get screamed at meanwhile I’m snuggled in a blanket eating my whole food supply

  • @ryansantos9010
    @ryansantos9010 Рік тому +17

    i got emotional when they got to be with their family again, props to coast guard 🎉

  • @CRUZTYPANCAKES
    @CRUZTYPANCAKES 5 років тому +1569

    "Most could finish this test in 3 minutes"
    *Tread water for 5 minutes*

    • @will2913
      @will2913 5 років тому +35

      He was referring to the 100m swim.

    • @CRUZTYPANCAKES
      @CRUZTYPANCAKES 5 років тому +70

      @@ggsap nobody asked

    • @CRUZTYPANCAKES
      @CRUZTYPANCAKES 5 років тому +15

      @@ggsap you're stupid. Normally 100m could take 2-3 minutes

    • @CRUZTYPANCAKES
      @CRUZTYPANCAKES 5 років тому +15

      @@ggsap because you said something no one cares about for no reason

    • @anthonygregory6797
      @anthonygregory6797 5 років тому +14

      Lol, people on youtube acting all bad ass. Man these comment sections are hilarious.

  • @Goonz
    @Goonz 5 років тому +754

    LMFAOOO "YOU'RE GOING TO ALABAMA WOOOOO"

    • @buki123
      @buki123 5 років тому +5

      LOLL

    • @ivanovichguchkov2413
      @ivanovichguchkov2413 5 років тому +5

      Lmao

    • @johnphil201
      @johnphil201 5 років тому +43

      Then he yells “ALABAMAAAA” in the most petty unfortunate yell😂😂😂😂

  • @zakiracrowther1523
    @zakiracrowther1523 5 років тому +941

    *My mom would be great at the yelling part. Lots of practice at home*

  • @Christopher-xd5in
    @Christopher-xd5in Рік тому +13

    I enlisted back in late 80s but a prior injury made worse by service ended my dream. Best time in my life. Best service out there. Hell yeah!

    • @Gigrunt887
      @Gigrunt887 Місяць тому

      Thank you for your serive

  • @Silver-jd6xi
    @Silver-jd6xi 5 років тому +673

    18:17 lmao “YOU’RE GOING TO ALABAMA! *WOOOO* “

  • @noahgraglia8025
    @noahgraglia8025 5 років тому +542

    I could never go into any branch of the military, much respect to every that is serving and that has served

    • @yellowflamegaulent3902
      @yellowflamegaulent3902 5 років тому +1

      I see me myself as more of a Fedarl Law Guy instead of military but the Coast Guard would be the closest to that since they help out with Life Gaurds and them.

    • @paradise1213
      @paradise1213 5 років тому +5

      If you wanted the easiest one if you did join its eith coast guard or air force

    • @therobloxcherry3806
      @therobloxcherry3806 5 років тому +12

      Come to the UK where the drill instructor doesn't have depression

    • @cruzanbum3108
      @cruzanbum3108 5 років тому +1

      It's a game you play and it's only temporary. Once you graduate and get to your first station you make good, life-long friends (which are actually hard to come by).

    • @7James77
      @7James77 5 років тому +4

      Air Force isn't easy if you're dumb

  • @Ryan-tt4sn
    @Ryan-tt4sn 5 років тому +4737

    Coast Guard: Do you think you have what it takes?
    Marines: Am I a joke to you?

    • @cm_xxvi9978
      @cm_xxvi9978 5 років тому +209

      Ryan 3C-28 _ Navy SEALs: Am i a joke to YOU?

    • @kdog2757
      @kdog2757 5 років тому +111

      cm_xxvi marines are better than navy seals.

    • @cm_xxvi9978
      @cm_xxvi9978 5 років тому +129

      Marine Man 🤣 not even

    • @kdog2757
      @kdog2757 5 років тому +31

      cm_xxvi yeah they are

    • @cm_xxvi9978
      @cm_xxvi9978 5 років тому +17

      Marine Man give me a reason

  • @johnzgamez810
    @johnzgamez810 Рік тому +11

    Proud to say I've passed this! It hurts, and the canteens aren't even the worst thing that they can do to you. Loved it there, though. The CC's are all great people.

    • @Ferreira0504
      @Ferreira0504 9 місяців тому +1

      What is the worst thing? 😭

    • @johnzgamez810
      @johnzgamez810 9 місяців тому +6

      @@Ferreira0504 there's a lot. Did you know that holding a matress over your head isn't just optional there, but mandatory? I do! You can also discover how much you hate "linehandling", or ways to ruin lunch (as they showed in here). They'll also introduce you to SNIPER POSITION, in which short range is NOT your friend. There's a lot they can do. It's not all mental, a lot is psychological.

  • @lrmxc927
    @lrmxc927 5 років тому +279

    Female Trainer: *BRUBRAGRABAH*
    Male Being Trained: *YUHBRATATABA*

  • @karikrummi4222
    @karikrummi4222 4 роки тому +1756

    “Crazy how the rule was fingers interlaced on the canteen”
    *Dude behind her quickly corrects himself and looks at her in terror to check if she noticed*

  • @joejia1410
    @joejia1410 5 років тому +2144

    Imagine yelling at people every year of your life wearing a weird shaped hat on your head

    • @ncrranger2526
      @ncrranger2526 5 років тому +65

      Joe Jia I bet the money is worth it.

    • @joejia1410
      @joejia1410 5 років тому +40

      @@ncrranger2526 dude thats a joke, but yeah I belive it would be pretty good after you retire from service

    • @denisgavrilov3676
      @denisgavrilov3676 5 років тому +42

      @@ncrranger2526 The one thing that makes it not worth it is the money lol. Petty officers make around 40k base pay.

    • @imalvizo976
      @imalvizo976 5 років тому +26

      Now imagine being in the coast guard cringe as hell

    • @alickofin3821
      @alickofin3821 5 років тому +7

      You pretty much summed up a coast guard instructor’s life

  • @Meece15Z5M
    @Meece15Z5M Рік тому +15

    PO Gunn is now a chief, she’s a really nice person. I met her at a navy cadet program boot camp, she was really scary for the first 6 days.

  • @babynyxe4784
    @babynyxe4784 5 років тому +684

    As soon as I got off the bus and they started to yell at me I would just start to cry tbh

    • @gorgchdelao5889
      @gorgchdelao5889 5 років тому +12

      ¡¡DON'T CRY!!!!

    • @nbody6942
      @nbody6942 5 років тому +79

      When I got off the bus for Air Force basic training there were a few females crying because they were being yelled at and that was in the 80's when there were no snowflakes.

    • @babynyxe4784
      @babynyxe4784 5 років тому +9

      @@nbody6942 oh God 😭

    • @nbody6942
      @nbody6942 5 років тому +27

      @@babynyxe4784 I had a drill sergeant 1 inch from my face screaming at me for the first 5 minutes after getting off the bus, they don't do that anymore. The AF has gone soft.

    • @goldenburrito6083
      @goldenburrito6083 5 років тому

      Smae

  • @chloeisabella2856
    @chloeisabella2856 5 років тому +668

    my throat would hurt so bad from yelling so much...

    • @literallyjesusbehindbars
      @literallyjesusbehindbars 5 років тому +3

      Lol, use a vocal fry or false chords.

    • @chairs5089
      @chairs5089 5 років тому +15

      Well you're taught to use your command voice which basically means replace your throat with your diaphragm when speaking so you don't destroy your voice as fast

    • @samsmellsfunny4734
      @samsmellsfunny4734 5 років тому

      Nah, not me.

    • @jediael9906
      @jediael9906 5 років тому +2

      Currently got a horrible cold probably the flu not too sure and my throat hurts even more watching all these military videos with the damn screaming

    • @andaltargren9015
      @andaltargren9015 5 років тому +1

      Chloe Isabella you get used to it

  • @aryanqusyairi
    @aryanqusyairi 5 років тому +542

    *YOU'RE GOIN TO ALABAMA WOOOOOO*
    Recruit: *Gets worried of the old uncle's*

    • @bennettwilliams6628
      @bennettwilliams6628 5 років тому +4

      hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahsahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaah i spammed my keyboard

    • @MatthewHodges
      @MatthewHodges 5 років тому +9

      *SWEET HOME ALABAMA*

    • @terrellwilliams3919
      @terrellwilliams3919 5 років тому +4

      *ALABAMA!?!*

    • @xoxo-pp7ru
      @xoxo-pp7ru 5 років тому +2

      @@terrellwilliams3919 Nani ?

    • @terrellwilliams3919
      @terrellwilliams3919 5 років тому +1

      @@xoxo-pp7ru Exactly

  • @danielryder5808
    @danielryder5808 7 місяців тому +7

    6 month police academy back in 2021. Two former marine corps DI’s, one army, one coast guard DI….. what a lovely time

  • @aaronbourne1725
    @aaronbourne1725 5 років тому +1091

    Instructor : "Where do u wanna go..?"
    Recruit : "I WANNA GO CALIFORNIA .."
    Instructor : "You are going Alabama..Wooooooh"
    Recruit: *"ALABAMAAAAAAA"*
    18:13

    • @snakeeateerrrrr
      @snakeeateerrrrr 5 років тому +57

      sweet home Alabama!

    • @Random-xp9ew
      @Random-xp9ew 5 років тому +4

      great now you edited your comment

    • @wrestling1013
      @wrestling1013 5 років тому +18

      I was hoping he’d scream roll tide

    • @njdaveg2
      @njdaveg2 5 років тому +10

      "Green bow AlaBAMA" Forest Gump

    • @jasongriego1168
      @jasongriego1168 5 років тому +2

      My brother actually got stationed in California, pretty cool

  • @Sealoblu
    @Sealoblu 4 роки тому +352

    every time i heard her say “takin a nice break” i lost it

  • @rayhonanasimjonova4395
    @rayhonanasimjonova4395 5 років тому +831

    *vocal chords have left the chat*

    • @literallyjesusbehindbars
      @literallyjesusbehindbars 5 років тому +1

      I'd just use my false chords and it wouldn't hurt.

    • @nina2222
      @nina2222 5 років тому

      LOLL !!! damn right they DID

    • @rawyouout
      @rawyouout 5 років тому +1

      D - Series check out the marines lmao

  • @MatthewAdams-vq5oi
    @MatthewAdams-vq5oi 7 місяців тому +13

    When i graduated Coast Guard boot camp i was in the best shape of my life.

  • @afuentes94
    @afuentes94 5 років тому +2807

    Coast Guard dude: “Where do you wanna go?”
    Troop: “CALIFORNIA!”
    Coast guard dude: “your going to Alabama! Wooo!”
    now that’s so cold
    edit: thanks for the likes

    • @beyjay100
      @beyjay100 5 років тому +13

      Smile760981 what’s wrong with bama

    • @YWDGaming
      @YWDGaming 5 років тому +76

      beyjay100 incest. Then again that can be good to?

    • @beyjay100
      @beyjay100 5 років тому +24

      There isn’t incest here

    • @afuentes94
      @afuentes94 5 років тому +3

      beyjay100 ??

    • @dixsy_9779
      @dixsy_9779 5 років тому +8

      @@beyjay100 its inland

  • @zachflanagan5016
    @zachflanagan5016 5 років тому +667

    imagine joining the coast guard just to wear floaties in basic lmao

    • @jerryalamo3
      @jerryalamo3 5 років тому +1

      @Jam Lee facts 🤣

    • @mig636
      @mig636 5 років тому +1

      @Jam Lee bruh

  • @SweetNightmares_
    @SweetNightmares_ 4 роки тому +749

    Coast guard: *Screaming inaudible words*
    Me: *Sob yelling* S-S-SIR Y-YES S-S-IR *Huffing like a two year old*

  • @godofrock
    @godofrock Рік тому +44

    Best advice I ever got was to request the opposite region I wanted. Wham went exactly where i was hoping.

    • @bosunmate
      @bosunmate 7 місяців тому +3

      Detailers seem to have that sick sense of humor...

    • @gcgcgcg
      @gcgcgcg 6 місяців тому +4

      I put D14 (Hawaii, Guam) as my last choice and they said "PACK YOUR SHORTS, YOU'RE GOING TO HONOLULU"

    • @tankdjsims
      @tankdjsims 4 місяці тому

      @@gcgcgcg What goes into picking out a region? Are some states worse than others? Or is it just family location/personal preference?

    • @angellara4940
      @angellara4940 3 місяці тому

      @@gcgcgcgIs this true

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors Місяць тому

      ​@@tankdjsimsdepends on the person

  • @meganbeason1638
    @meganbeason1638 3 роки тому +4507

    Imagine one of the drill instructors voice cracks when yelling at you

    • @tybooya1367
      @tybooya1367 3 роки тому +349

      They go through their own boot camp just to get that job

    • @amogus6770
      @amogus6770 3 роки тому +337

      If I chuckled it’d be the last chuckle

    • @mangosquish
      @mangosquish 3 роки тому +67

      @@tybooya1367 yeah but I'm pretty sure you can't control voicecracks lol

    • @thebiggamers999
      @thebiggamers999 3 роки тому +56

      thats actually pretty common. the point is to get them to scared to react to it

    • @Syncopated_
      @Syncopated_ 3 роки тому +59

      Their vocal cords are to scared to crack.

  • @mapzyfn
    @mapzyfn 4 роки тому +4813

    F to pay respects to the person who wanted to go to California

  • @SultanMapping
    @SultanMapping 5 років тому +1677

    Me: "That looks easy" while sitting on the couch finnishing my 3rd bag of doritos

  • @soaringeagle175
    @soaringeagle175 Рік тому +40

    17:40 Denied request for Puerto Rico and ordered to Hawaii instead.
    I see this as an absolute win

  • @autumnkippen
    @autumnkippen 5 років тому +472

    I love how the lady was nice in the interveiw but was BRUTAL in the training

    • @alexandergilles8583
      @alexandergilles8583 5 років тому +18

      Bruh the drill instructor at 8:45 has an Instagram. She fine as hell 👀 would never guess she’s in the coast guard

    • @bruhmomento3277
      @bruhmomento3277 5 років тому

      Alexander Gilles which is ?

    • @alexandergilles8583
      @alexandergilles8583 5 років тому +2

      TANIO bohangles J reillykae

    • @LandenTaylor66
      @LandenTaylor66 5 років тому

      I mean that is her job

    • @jerryalamo3
      @jerryalamo3 5 років тому +4

      @@alexandergilles8583 she's a baddie

  • @thurantpnh6687
    @thurantpnh6687 3 роки тому +627

    13:41 "One recruit GESTURED towards our camera..."
    Me: Oh, so they flicked them off?
    Reality: thumbs up

    • @baldmanforehead7204
      @baldmanforehead7204 3 роки тому +25

      Thats just dumb

    • @umloucobr4980
      @umloucobr4980 3 роки тому +20

      Yes, This Is Just Dumb..........

    • @verna4098
      @verna4098 3 роки тому +21

      fr i feel so bad for the coast guard

    • @arthurramirez5665
      @arthurramirez5665 3 роки тому +1

      Flipped them off. *

    • @CoffeeTastic1
      @CoffeeTastic1 Рік тому +1

      Do y’all in these replies don’t realize how strict the military is?! They don’t take anything from nobody even if they saluted at the camera they would’ve called them out.

  • @bedrock30_40
    @bedrock30_40 Рік тому +52

    I have so much respect for the people that go through this. I'd break down and start hyperventilating the second I get yelled at

    • @CGCareerCentral
      @CGCareerCentral Рік тому +14

      I bet you could do it! You'd be surprised what you're capable of when push comes to shove.

    • @definitlynotbenlente7671
      @definitlynotbenlente7671 9 місяців тому

      ​@@CGCareerCentralwhat is the point of the loud yelling

    • @nevyjohnson234
      @nevyjohnson234 8 місяців тому +4

      @@definitlynotbenlente7671 The point is to initiate a sense of calm and focus by forcing them into stressful situations before they actually go to war. This insures that when they go to war they are calm and focused on their mission. Hope this helps!! 😊

  • @TheCancerousLoli
    @TheCancerousLoli 5 років тому +497

    Graduate: I want to be stationed in California
    Drill seargent: YOURE GOING TO ALABAMA, *WHOOOOOOOOOO*

    • @goofy8482
      @goofy8482 5 років тому +2

      Don't be into lolicon neighbor. Jesus hates lolicon. Visit (UA-cam): *Living Waters*

    • @santinosanchez2821
      @santinosanchez2821 5 років тому +6

      Is it just me or is there no coast in Alabama

    • @snakeeateerrrrr
      @snakeeateerrrrr 5 років тому +4

      Santino Sanchez gulf o mexico

    • @bbbbeeeaar
      @bbbbeeeaar 5 років тому +4

      @@santinosanchez2821 it is not a large coast lol

    • @brandonvessell4659
      @brandonvessell4659 5 років тому

      I wish to be stationed in Oregon

  • @pintofrj4487
    @pintofrj4487 4 роки тому +413

    You can imagine being lost at sea and calling the Coastguard, and then after a while you hear “RAMP! RAMP! RAMP!” from the distance and some guys show up in a triangular shaped boat. You’ll be like: “Oh crap, they sent the Rampies.”

    • @mtw251
      @mtw251 3 роки тому +13

      LMAO. For real though, I bet some of the most accomplished members in the service were Rampies.

    • @maxhalpin9541
      @maxhalpin9541 3 роки тому +7

      This deserves more likes

    • @AhDollar
      @AhDollar 2 роки тому +4

      I sometimes like to imagine a group of recruits ramping for about three or four hours because their company commanders forgot about them

    • @famposiom
      @famposiom 2 роки тому

      like they graduated but they’re still doing the exercise

  • @lt-dark6959
    @lt-dark6959 5 років тому +379

    Normal school: tAlk OnE mOrE tiMe AnD sEe WhAt HaPpEns
    U.S Coast guard trainings: TALK QUIITE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS

  • @alparkranger
    @alparkranger Рік тому +8

    Sierra 112 here (6/1982) - I think one of these companies was Sierra as well. This brought back a lot of memories. Same barracks, though the bunks were newer. It looks like it was the hooks not in on the bed that got you in trouble, with ss it was not having the combo on your lock set to zero. God forbid a locker was not locked - White Tornado (CC trashed the whole place). I'm not going to tell a "log cabin" story but here's a few things that have changed. First, nice sneakers. They use New Balances. Ours were canvas - think PF Flyers. One of my feet got so bloody they eventually allowed me to purchase a decent pair of running shoes at the Exchange. I also noticed them using M-16s for marching/attitude adjustments. We used M-1s which were heavier and longer. Overall, though, brought back many memories.

  • @jojop9609
    @jojop9609 4 роки тому +1253

    If you ever had to do your maths homework while your dad yells at you when you cant see the paper because of the tears, you can survive that too...

    • @eva-ex5il
      @eva-ex5il 4 роки тому +109

      and then the paper starts falling apart because it’s wet... oh god no the memories are coming back

    • @PopuleuxMusic
      @PopuleuxMusic 4 роки тому +58

      @@eva-ex5il NOO PYTHOGEAN THEOREM 8TH GRADE MEMORIES ARE COMING BACK

    • @eva-ex5il
      @eva-ex5il 4 роки тому +49

      @@PopuleuxMusic AND THEN THE INK GETS SMEARED AAAA

    • @classykiwi4226
      @classykiwi4226 3 роки тому +34

      And I have glasses so they get all foggy. Sometimes my dad didn’t even yell, but as soon he would say “autumn it’s just multiplication” I would BREAK DOWN

    • @NWOLFF9719
      @NWOLFF9719 3 роки тому +3

      My god i remember that experience

  • @EvilChudChimp
    @EvilChudChimp 6 років тому +836

    13:42 Dude got reprimanded for gesturing the camera and you destroyed his hard work by censoring his face smh.

    • @AMCguy
      @AMCguy 6 років тому +64

      Yep shit can seem stupid. But we just had a guy do this 👌🏻 and the media saw it and said that "the coast guard supports white supremacy" you have to remember as a member of the armed forces there are always eyes on you and perception is everything. They were teaching them a lesson

    • @sinkiller112
      @sinkiller112 6 років тому +3

      @@AMCguy too bad you guys are under DOH and not DOD anymore
      we still get paid during shutdowns lol

    • @AMCguy
      @AMCguy 6 років тому +4

      @@sinkiller112 last time a branch wasn't paid, it was the continental army.

    • @KevinCummingsFitness
      @KevinCummingsFitness 5 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @hirmahuerta7420
      @hirmahuerta7420 5 років тому +1

      Haha lol