The Loophole by Garfunkel and Oates
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- Опубліковано 24 чер 2013
- A song about Christian girls who stay virgins until they're married but have anal sex instead. Director: Riki Lindhome. DP: Jay Hunter. Producer: Adam Hendricks. Production Design: Justin Lieb. Choreographer: Kathryn Burns. Editor: Kevin Oeser.
I showed this to my ex when i was like 18 and he broke up with me because he was a hardcore christian ill never forget how funny that was
@Chris Topher+ Fuck off
Chris Topher Later? As in tonight? Which is, by definition, right now? I am quite well, laughing at this song, and feeling generally happy supporting gay marriage and knowing people can do what they want, otherwise they wouldn't have been given the option in the first place. Also carrying the knowledge the Romans were expected to be bisexual and that the outdated book was written by old rich Roman guys. But alas, what would I know?
Chris Topher Okay. I want to die anyway. GIVE ME WHAT I WANT. Don't kill me? That's okay too. I got friends to keep alive. Want to see me burn and hate me? Me too.
Chris Topher It may not save me, but no Hell will be able to live up to these standards life has set. If God is such a good guy, why does he not save those who are starving? Why is it a sin to plant more than one type of plant in a garden? Yes, that last part is ever so ridiculously real.
That's nice dear. I see you can copypaste scripture really well. The "arbitrarily parroted position" fits you at least. :)
I love how the guy actors were obviously almost laughing at every point
WAIT......It was a sex metaphore this whole time.
@@sadweeb2672 w/hole time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
my mom listens to this song-
@@izzy9161 your parents are awesome
@@snottymcsnotdragger2163 They played it the other day while passing by these kids selling lemonade at a church they listen to wap too😭
I'm a a dj and someone requested this song at a bar said nothing about what is was. I played it and the reactions were the best thing ever.
OMG, I wish someone filmed randomly playing it in different places as a prank. Just to see people's faces! In your case, did anyone come to complain or yell at you?
@@lisamikky1696 everyone was too surprised I think. The bar is pretty laid back. A couple of people were looking around like what the F*** is this. lol
My friend played this song for cringe night
After reading your comment I replayed The Loophole with my eyes shut (so no video clues) and tried to imagine it from a first-time listener who had no idea as to what the song was going to be about.
Trying to work out when the penny would drop....
This and dr hook on repeat
"My chastity belt has locks, but sometimes you need to think outside the box." Cleverest thing I've heard in forever. Thank you.
Yeah...great line...
I was thinking they'd rhyme it with "cocks" but that line is even more clever
It works on so many levels.
Elas estão erradas, mas as "irmãzinhas" que dão motivos para essa letra estão mais erradas ainda.Que Deus tenha misericórdia de nós. As crentes do rabo quente estão erradas, mas qualquer cristão serio e inteligente consegue rebater os outros "argumentos" da letra bem fácil.
1. This is the evidences that bible is saying the truth , with it's archeological, historical,astrological, and scientific evidences that Jesus is Lord and no other gods are real except the bible God.
1. ua-cam.com/play/PL0xrHj0s3vCET1Px5xmcQDfb3uvyBUAXi.html
1. Our infinite desires will lead us to unending chasing, that will lead us to self destruction always because we chase the temporary which will always break our hearts. If we should chase the infinite with our infinite desires
Jesus is our savior from self destruction(sin) Jesus loves you...
The production of this song must have one hell of a blooper reel.
Pablo García Béltran video*
I wonder if they actually....
@@iamtheroponian7731 watch near the end when the guys high five each other.
@The Real Deal way to ruin a 1k comment loser
...don't u mean a "POOper" real? : )
Well.....Jesus did say turn the other cheek.
Why is this not top comment
lol
That comment had me dying 😂😂
+Madam Butterfly He also said it was easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than two dry fingers from a cold start. That was the original text, I believe.
+Madam Butterfly I fell off my chair laughing... thanks you won an internet today... ^_^'
showed my grandma this today, ive never seen her laugh so hard
you have an awesome grandma lol
Your grandma is a lovely lady =)
My grandmother is a devoted christian and I cannot imagine how she'll react if I show her this
Great grandma.
Great Grandma,for Sure !!!!@@unstableavocado2507
Nearly a decade old now and this video still stands up as one of the greatest acts of comedy of all time.
Elas estão erradas, mas as "irmãzinhas" que dão motivos para essa letra estão mais erradas ainda.Que Deus tenha misericórdia de nós. As crentes do rabo quente estão erradas, mas qualquer cristão serio e inteligente consegue rebater os outros "argumentos" da letra bem fácil.
....good for you?@@edersonluizsouzacosta1652
Anyway NOW IT IS A DECADE 😂
I'm a huge fan! This song is definitely in my top 10 favorite songs written in the 21st century, hands down. Keep up the great work ladies! :)
🙏
Jesus Christ it’s Jesus Christ
question lord are you a ass man?
JACKSPEDICEY 2
I’m gay for Jesus
"...except for the parts that I choose to ignore coz they're unrealistic and inconvenient..."
I came across this as soon as that was said, take my like
Christians in a nutshell.
Thank Pesci for that
@@andrewarzate6632 same
lollll
This starts randomly playing in my head even after 10 years.
Literally the reason I'm here right now.
@@rainerstahl7176 Same
same. for some reason i looked up insane clown posse (never really listened to them before but remember them from wrestling when i was younger) then thought what songs havent i heard in ages.....boom here i am.
Type shiet
"So whatever people tell me. that the bible tells me, I will do" - Such a great line.
Their boyfriends were trying their hardest not to laugh the whole time
They felt that it was very hard...
Cocoajunkie oh my god....
@@tortelliniman4409 your *reply* and your profile picture match.
"hardest" ... lol
Where is ur profile picture from
"but only if you're straight *close up on guy who looks dead inside*" my favorite part
SociallyAwkwardAnna Ya they do look lifeless huh?
Right now this comment has 666 likes and it somehow makes it better
Ha gay
Aw fuck ;c
That's explains why I'm dead inside
"F*ck me in the ass 'cause I love Jesus" got me in stitches 😂😂
thats literally the song
This isn't even an exaggeration; I had a friend in college who literally believed this and did that with her boyfriend in order to protect her idea of virginity without losing him.
It's weird, but also a bit sad that those girls/women feel the need to do it.
Yup, I went to a Catholic School and this was a common idea - I also had a Muslim Girlfriend when I was in my late teens and this was the same!
Can confirm-12 years of Catholic school here. They don't really teach you to think, they just rely on fear and that good ole Catholic Guilt™. Our highschool "sex ed class" was mostly a slideshow of all the gross-looking diseases sex would definitely give you, with commentary each class on which disease looked like that day's lunch.
😊@@gorillaguerillaDK
@@robertgould1345 it more a compromise between different ideologies
8 years later and I still sing this song because these woman shaped my sense in comedy. I’m honestly grateful for them and comedic musical women
SIX YEARS
... I thought it was older too
Just disgusting leftists/liberal- (who destroy the societies and are the real problem) propaganda … Yeah laugh about better values … while Los Angeles, Chicago, New Orleans or any other left/liberal leaded city be full of violence and crime , and homeless camps.
gay
Thank you Poop NOODLE, very cool!
Your FUCKING username......
"Don't you dare question my conviction, and don't look closely at the contradictions." Best line
Parsleyrose u
The ending line about thinking outside the box was the best line imo :)
Jay Leith What? Literally nothing you said made any sense.
As soon as i read your comment that part came on 😂😂
Your comment had 999 likes, and I'm glad I changed it to 1K XD
Showed my somewhat-conservative mother this after warning her that it was satire, but R-rated and kinda dirty. She said she felt she could probably handle it. She had to pick her jaw up a few times while watching it, half disgusted and half trying not to laugh. Honestly her facial expressions made it worth the risk showing her. She admitted she appreciates satire, and the lyrics were "pretty damned funny." Her final pronouncement was that it was "Sacrilegious, but in a very funny way."
How this has stayed on UA-cam as long as it has is the real miracle. Plz never take this down
God's miracle? 😅
I'll never get over how clever this whole song is.
Yeah truly a trait of a big brain to shit on religion wow so brave and intelligent...
Fucking midwits.
Truth 😂
@@yarakharam5343 its shitting on the shitty people who use their religions to hate people.
*This hole song.
@@mariondumont7634 brilliant addition
Lol... those two kids.
"When do we get to see the video we're in?"
In 10 years or so
OMG ive never thought about that
Never
Every child actor/actress in an 18+ movie/series ever.
Wym, the kids are still in my bas- oh the kids in the music video
This is a weird song to have stuck in your head... Especially at work
Imagine me and my co-workers singing this…in a pharmacy! Lol my pharmacist knew every word! It was hilarious
@@joegatto6031 HAHAHAHAHAAHAH
These two women are PROOF that sheer *GENIUS* can often show up in the most unexpected ways! The puns in this song are just HILARIOUS! The message too behind this song is just ... SO ON POINT. I have to shut up now because I could literally be here all day applauding these two women.
She protecc
She atacc
But most importantly she keep her hymen intacc
Melanie Cowan this is an underrated comment
hymaned
Hymen?
Hymene
Himayalan>
My dad’s a pastor. I found this hilarious. My dad didn’t think it was that funny...
Antiseptic_Handwash _ dude I thought that your avatar was a hair on my screen
Space_Lightning same
Space_Lightning wtf same here
Antiseptic_Handwash _ I DID THE SAME THING AND HE GOT MAD
Antiseptic_Handwash _ change your goddamn profile picture...
i find it funny that both of these women singing were also guest stars on The Big Bang Theory at different times during the show's run.
Nothing about big bang theory was funny.
i disagree, but everyone has their own opinion@@TheBroz
So this was why Wednesday’s therapist looked so familiar to me… I remember now…
that was the first thing i realised when i came back to this video
When I watched Wednesday and saw her I instantly thought of this video
IM ROLLING!! This comment wins 😂
OMG THAT'S IT! THANK YOU!! I could not for the life of me figure out why I knew her! I even looked up her acting credits and didn't recognize anything so I was so confused😂
THE ZOOM ON THE GAY GUY I CANT
Only Yuri well yeah aren’t all red heads gay 🤦🏼♂️
@@ninjaflamewolf1619 yes all of them ate
He's just like, "don't fucking @ me"
hes cute too
@@ninjaflamewolf1619 nooo
I sent my religous mother this song.
She didn't think it was funny.
You know they have like kids react, adults react, elders react..I need to see Religious people React XD
You are so dumb.
Ahh David's a bit butt hurt now
SDKSKDSKDKSKDKSDKSKD I'M DEAD
Swifty Unknown well what did you expect? This video is basically just making fun of her religion
I have been listening to this in a loop for like an hour now while preparing food for Christmas.
These two ladies are outrageous. Outrageously funny and clever. These are are the best lyrics that's ever been written. I would love for them to perform it at an Evangelical Christians meeting just to see the outrage and anger on the faces of the Christian hypocrites.
Well, I know what I'm singing for choir auditions now
Please SING THIS
Turns out you have to give the teacher a music sheet with lyrics so maybe not...
Thinking I'll just sing Bump N' Grind instead.
Cordelia Enid H Not really, no.
Lol oh wow that would be funny to hear....
"I've emptied my bowels and laid out the towels, I'm ready for romance."
XD
I laugh hysterically everytimeI watch this, to the point where people come and ask me if I am OK.
It's personally embarrassing when you're going through your day, and this song is in your head.
Magnus Thorensen armen to the
Go away you spamming pimp.
Magnus Thorensen shrek
"I've emptied my bowels, I've laid out the towels, I'm ready for romance..."
Never before has FTW been so WTF. 😅
Sooooo my daughter passed away a few days ago and my best friend sent me this and this definitely made my day
I'm just stopping by to say hello, and that I am so sorry that you lost your daughter. I won't throw at you the trite, "I understand", I cannot begin to imagine the depths of your pain. I will only say I know you hurt, becausee with great love, comes great pain in it's absence. I wish I had some kind of magic so that I could take away your pain, but I don't. So instead I will give you this:
Sorrow is not forever
But Love IS 🌻♥♥ ♥
Girls defined is shook
this was an accident 2.0 Cody Ko fan?
Sugar gay?
Omg IM QUAKING
this was an accident 2.0 this needs more likes
Someone send it to them
I go to a Catholic school and a lot of the students are like this
Explains the poor grammar too.
# # nope that’s my dyslexia, but thanks man 👍🏻
You mean like they're dead inside?
I think you mean poo(r), don't you?
what is wrong with his sentence?
Ah yes the classic Poophole Loophole
2:45 "but only if you're straight!"
That one guy: damn...
I can't believe they didn't make a "poophole loophole" joke
+Bilbo Baggins haha
Well they say comedy is about the unexpected so...
I'm halfway through the song and I'm scrolling comments for this single comment, because I was gonna say it myself if nobody else did. Well played.
The brown town workaround
I'm surprised Tik Tok didnt take this.
TGT AG_gamer they did lol
Lmao they took the "thank you for making me holy" part to "f me in the ass cuz I luv jesus"
Thay have
it did
r/whooosh
10 years old, and still amazing 😂 I'll always love this cult classic 🙌
This never gets old. So funny and clever, these girls are amazing.
Best line: "I've emptied my bowels and laid out the towels"
you mean "Fuck me in the ass cause i love jesus"
You *both* mean "So let's not talk about how the Good Book bans shellfish, polyester and divorce, and how it condones slavery and killing gays, 'cause those parts don't count of course!"
(Too bad Kate and Riki overlooked the infamous Old Testament bits about telling people to kill their own children when the kids disobey and get lippy. How did the ancient Hebrews _not_ go extinct during the Bronze Age with laws like _that?_)
"and im ready for romance!"
@@BloodyBay Don't forget the genital mutilation...
@@BloodyBay Firstly those were human laws (God only gave Ten Commandments, rest are actual ancient laws peoples made up) and they changed constantly even in OT itself, there are multiple law-sets that succeed each other, for example, Deuteronomy means "Second Law", basically Constitution #2. NONE of those laws were working by Jesus time, BTW, which followed Roman law.
Also, it took Americans like 100500 amendments to outlaw slavery so not sure why you hold ancient Jews to higher standards than pre-60s America.
P.S. Polyester is obviously not in the Bible, duh. Somehow probably listed it as a joke between kosher food laws (shellfish, pork and other stuff Muslims and Jews don't eat) to troll atheists who would be so simple they repeat line about polyester in 1st century. Only fabric that was banned was mixing linen and wool, which is already an unusual combination at this point context was lost completely.
i feel bad for knowing every word to this song
Same
I have to feel even worse. I made a fucking cover of this song with a friend but it isn't (obviously) on yt.
I feel such a bad girl sometimes.
+TheMountainMan Walkthroughs oh yes it is hahaha
Same
you know you like this song
Every Christian youth group in America needs to watch this ...for educational purposes.
“I emptied my bowels and laid out the towels” hurt my side from laughter.
The sodomy is ok if your straight then zooming into that guy, I lost my shit. That was funny.
THE POOPHOLE LOOPHOLE
S N going up the shite pipe
S N marry me after that comment. Too good. 😂😂
I just sent this to 666 likes
S N - okay, you win. 😂😂😂
S N 🤤🤤🤤🤤
"Ring Satan's doorbell"!!! That made me laugh! 🤣
This song is honestly one of my favorite of all time. It's clever and catchy.
Showed it to me family the other day and they were not impressed 😂 I was dying laughing.
can someone please play this at the
westboro baptist Church
@Supreme Snek Unfortunately 🙄
Katy - what the fuck is wrong with you
@@asa-ks1vf well, lets see. Westboro Baptist Church is an American church known for its use of inflammatory hate speech, especially against LGBT+ people, Catholics, Orthodox Christians, atheists, Muslims, Jews, and U.S. soldiers and politicians..
so yes, unfortunately these racist bigoted assholes still exists. can't wait for them to be a distant memory, along with their pal Trump.
i wanna do this
@@keenancochrane4963 ALL idiots!
Yea. I'm Gay
G: Grateful
A: For
Y: Jesus
Y: JESUS?????
@@itzme3230 yeezus
Daniel Gea
XD
Should have gone with Y: Yahweh
@@danielgea7357 yeetus
Honestly I wasn't expecting to see something like this video,
I wish the ladies could make more videos and others as well.
Keep up the great work ladies
I just randomly search for the Steve song and landed here. This is so hilarious that makes me laugh. Lover ur songs and happy that you guys are keeping on 😂😂
3:15 This is the best description of religion ever.
yup
lol
nope.
lol
pretty much sums it up
I'm a Christian here. I also have a sense of humor. This is funny.
+Marissa Cazalas Thank you for giving me faith in religion.
I'm an atheist, I also have a sense of humor. This is funny.
***** Religion has and will cause tragic things in human history but if someone can see that their cause supports anal sex (consensual not Cyst-ISIS) and say "this is funny" I admire their intelligence and sense of humour.
+Martin Lukáš if you think religion is the worst thing to ever happen, you're the one who's delusional here
+Martin Lukáš So I'm a Christian with straight A's.
OMG, i forgot how Spot On this song is. Many thanks to the Girls for the educational experience! Im still giggling at 70 yrs old.
What’s so funny about it?
@@aidanphillips6760 Aiden here grew up with over conservative parents, views and values; this leaves no time or chance for social development in the respective hemispheres of his brain, leading to what we call in the scientific field: “Stupid”.
@@purploid hahahaha. You could not be further from the truth. I grow up under the care of a single working class mother with two siblings, one of whom has severe autism. Why do you puppets make such presumptions? My mum is very much a puppet like yourself but I grew out of that phase since I came face to face with the real world. I then started listening to alternative media which eventually lead me down the track of examining religion followed by accepting Christianity and finally being baptised last year into the orthodox Christian church. I listen to proper conservative media as well as orthodox Christian media. I used to believe all the nonsense you believe so I know what you believe but I can tell you confidently that you are in fact being lied to
@@purploid question: why do you trust science?
@@purploid whom is this we? Are you referring to the puppets like yourself?
Riki's son googling this in a few years......
Please baby please don't google mommy
how awkward would those "sex" scenes be to film
Not really......imagine if you actually had to be naked and then film it....they had clothes on.
I was going to like this, bit it’s at 69 likes, and I can’t mess with that.
Vissiblue Selcouth very awkward
Ineeda Username 170
I didn’t Know what to say Well, now it is. But it was at 69.
I love the line, "God's okay with sodomy as long as your straight"
All I could think of when watching Wednesday
girl me too
lol
I don't know why but I lost it for like 30 minutes when they said, "God's ok with sodomy but only if you're straight" and then the dude XD
s a m e
i never knew i wanted a rollerblading jesus circling giant butts until now.
+pyromaniac aardvark I love the way you put that.
+pyromaniac aardvark Jesus is old school on his Roller Derby 4-wheelers.
+pyromaniac aardvark It's like something out of Tina Belcher's Erotic Friend Fiction.
Little did you know, Jesus is actually Sir Mix-A-Lot.
Tate Hildyard Whatever that is,it sounds brilliant.
Almost 10 years later and this is still a bop
I choked I laughed so hard. OMgawd that is some funny stuff. And even better was that, as a cinematographer myself, I see the video was very high in production quality! Kudos to your production team as well as your talent, ladies.
The lyrics are simply fabulous. They veer from graphically obscene to remarkably subtle. Excellent song. Well done ladies. This should be the featured song in every evangelical/fundamentalist church all across the nation. That should get their attention.......
what the fuck do you mean remarkably subtle.This song is a lot of things but subtle is 100% not one of them.
XD
Icarus Kid XD
Some things are subtle. As in not overly in your face. Like the like "Jesus and I are tight."
Icarus Kid think outside the box?
“ONLY if your STRAIGHT!” *zooms in on the dude in the back*
You're* and i reported you're comment too
Rick O'Shay Do you know the difference between YOUR and YOU'RE? Thats the whole point of the comment
Tomáš Loskot Your comment*
Nick Gulikers THAT WAS THE JOKE!!!
Kebabs_Coffee lmao no you are so wrong
The innuendos n double ontondras are genius.
The faces Kate is making are so comical.
Is this the new advertising jingle for Christian Mingle?
tech9803 man that was the best laugh I've had in awhile ty
Sometimes I come back to this song and every time it’s just as good as the first time I saw it
lol
Butt is it as good as your first time
I came to the comments to find someone else who still appreciates this piece of art.
Good girl!
Every couple of years I remember this song and it makes me laugh every time. Glad to be back
I have tears in my eyes. best thing I've seen in years. thank you.
This song alone may justify the existence of the internet.
I snuck this song into my friends worship playlist
Let us know what happens. LOL.
update?
Are you an angel or the devil? They are both on the same team.
what happened?
You. I like the way you think.
You can see them trying to keep a straight face💀this is so cursed but an art
I KNEW that I KNEW DR KINBOTT from SOMEWHERE
same
My girlfriend is a very devoted Christian and would get extremely offended by this.
I'm sending her this video when we break up.
So, did you ever send her this video? Or did she actually like the video and follow suit?
I want updates man
My dads a pastor, and he sent me this...and get your jesus off my penis.
Mine girlfriend is as well and laughed at this.
@@uranium404 here's the four year update: i think i did eventually show her this and had a laugh, but now i'm gay and we've most certainly already broken up. i'm with a man now.
Sadie should have sung this at the Beachapalooza
😂😂😂
HAHAHA
Someone needs to make a video of that
PLEASE SOMEONE
SOMEONE GET MKATWOOD ON THIS
I love that one line " I don't wanna loose him to someone who will do him" and look at the girl in the back
Wednesday Addams therapist is going crazy
Aha so this is the "Christian Music" genre?
No
Yes. I should know. I attend Christian school. All they play is Christian music
No it’s the comedy genre dumbass
@@danielstark8258+ whoooosh
twinkletoes mcfuckass r/woooosh*
I think it's great they made this song. Using satire to actually describe something that's going on for real educates people. They're not saying anything bad about Jesus per se, it's more about the young girls who are going to extreme measures to avoid sining in God's eyes. we're sexual people and if you repress that it's going to come out and crazy ways like this song says.
We’re also angry but you control it. Just because you have desires doesn’t mean you have to or should fill them out
@@ninjadragon5661 everyone has different levels of control tho :/ can't expect everyone to have the same level of control cause that's just impossible ://
@@existingisasin it’s called discipline, and if you can’t muster it, that’s your fault, and you should work on it. Shouldn’t expect everyone else to accept your degenerate behavior
@@ninjadragon5661 lmao im fine with that
@@ninjadragon5661 if the world lived like you, we'd be extinct
My mom and I consistently argue whether she showed me this or I showed her this.
THE LADY IN WEDNESDAY OMG NO WAY.
I looked it up and holy shit it is really her
@@nicothec5875 YEAH
I've been bamboozled
I put this on speaker in church
My hero
BUMboozled
Hero
r/thathappened
The Man Who stopped racism Skipper damn someone’s a lil cranky 👊😩 relax lmao it ain’t that serious 🤧
Raaj and sheldon didn’t know what they were missing out on
Lmao.
claymorekidd Has 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
👏🏻very nice👏🏻
LMAO
THAT'S WHERE I KNOW THEM FROM
I showed this to my Christian mom. She didn't like the video and said it was disrespectful while I was there laughing at it.
Lol
I grew up in the most Catholic state *by far* and lemme tell ya, you've never seen anyone laugh as hard as an Irish Catholic hearing this song for the first time. 10/10, would recommend.
“...if you ring Satan’s doorbell God can’t ignore it!”
Even from the front I don’t think that’s a problem. Most guys have trouble locating Satan’s door, much less ringing the bell🤣
🤣🤣🤭
💀💀💀
Omg. 🤣
Ouch, this is why you pay attention in Sex Ed lol
@@angelguerrero7655 Bold of you to assume their Sex-Ed class actually taught them anything, XD
No rule against BJs either.
Leroy Lowe unless you’re Mormon I think
@@zebracorn9184 or catholic
Zebracorn facts :((
Leroy Lowe only if she swallows, tho... otherwise it's spilling his seed, isn't it? 3:)
@@irrelevant_noob Didn't hit the floor so no.
The great thing for me is imagining Sadie Miller from Steven Universe singing this lol!
At about the 4:24 point one of them is enjoying it and the other is just gritting her teeth through the pain.
"And in a debate just say 'to have faith' cuz up against logic it's the only card you've got."
Absolutely brilliant. Among the most cogent descriptions of religion I've ever heard.
That isn't brilliant. People that dismiss faith and religion because it isn't logical, really have no idea what logic actually is.
Emanresuadeen Why do you think so?And can you name one religion BASED on logic?
Vertigo: Hi. I say that isn't a brilliant statement, because it first makes a gross misstatement about faith, then misuses the word logic. To start with, faith in God, or faith in anything, is not truly separate from reason and logic. You believe in X _because of the truth of reason a, reason b, and so on. Working all this out systematically concerning God, truth, and how it applies to life has been a major preoccupation of humanity and some of it's greatest minds for millennia after millennia. Great universities, works and thought that are cornerstones of civilizations are about this very thing. And if someone thinks that in all this philosophy and theology, there isn't logic and reasoned thought, they don't have the slightest idea what they're talking about. This song lyric isn't brillant. It's monumentally ignorant.
Besides which, logic is actually just a tool; a systematic method for determining the validity of a conclusion about something. It's the algebra of ideas. it's not a synonym for "Truth" itself like many atheists seem to think. And it's not an antonym of "Faith".
A believer can make a perfectly logical argument. So can an atheist. It's the argument that's logical or not. An atheist that supposedly bases their beliefs on "logic" can use extremely poor logic: " God doesn't exist. Why? Because I can't see him. Why can't I see him? Because he doesn't exist."
On the other hand, a believer can read Thomas Aquinas and present an argument for the existence of God based on cause and effect that will be much more logically sound.
As for a religion based on "logic" - if a religion in based on a belief in God, and the existence of God can be logically deduced, a religion based on the belief in God is based on what can be logically deduced and is therefore logical.
Or you could take Buddhism, a religion which is more or less agnostic about the existence of a creator God. But it's basic belief is a simple logical argument called The Four Noble Truths. 1) is that life is full of unhappiness. 2) unhappiness is caused by desires. 3) Therefore, if you can get rid of desires, you will also be rid of unhappiness. 4) the way to get rid of desires and achieve happiness is to follow Buddhism's "Eight Fold Path". Maybe yes, maybe no. You could argue if each one of these statements is true or not. But it's at least structurally logical.
If you're actually asking for a religion where logic is itself the religion I suppose that one could try to create one, like the Vulcans of Star Trek. But even if you created one, it wouldn't necessarily be atheistic because the existence of God can be logically deduced.
Or, you could do what they did it the French Revolution. Radical revolutionaries created an official atheistic state religion called The Cult of Reason . But it wasn't very reasonable. These are the same folks that sent thousands to the guillotine. But even here, these rationalists couldn't decide if belief in God was reasonable or not. Robespierre, the leader of their Reign of Terror, created his own Cult of The Supreme Being and in turn sent the leaders of the Cult of Reason to the guillotine.
Three words: Post Hoc Fallacy.
Welcome to Logic, because Faith is the only card you've got.
S Toy: Really? And what are you even talking about? Are you trying to refute the "first cause" argument? If so, you haven't bothered to understand it, or an perhaps even what Post Hoc means. Or are you actually trying to say there is no such thing as cause and effect (and thus no possibility of a First Cause) ?
Once again, I've found an atheist who has no actual clue about the use of logic, and a simpleminded misunderstanding of philosophy and theology. I write than as an agnostic.
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"Hail Mary, full of grace, may I sit upon your face."
--The Devil, circa 2004
This song never fails to bring me to tears from laughter.
I love the obvious yet small pauses at certain points. They're short enough to allow the song to move forward in a good way, yet still intrusive enough o be like "wait, what? OHHHH" when listening.