Garfunkel & Oates - Dating a REPUBLICAN

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  • #Garfunkel&Oats perform a song they wrote about men they dated, specifically about a republican named Dan.
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  • @brucemastorovich4478
    @brucemastorovich4478 2 роки тому +2342

    That Bing joke was great and the audience didn't even chuckle.

    • @leftysr2stupid354
      @leftysr2stupid354 Рік тому +11

      hahaha What joke??

    • @Struwwel2
      @Struwwel2 Рік тому +99

      "hahaha What joke??"
      I don't know which one is Garfunkel and which one is Oates, but she said the Republican she dated worked for the Bing of Bitcoin. ie: a second tier wannabe crypto.

    • @jdbeckley
      @jdbeckley Рік тому +45

      They even paused for a laugh... and nothing!

    • @jemborg
      @jemborg Рік тому +3

      Bing Crosby?

    • @Struwwel2
      @Struwwel2 Рік тому +19

      @@jemborg Yes, exactly! Her date was a conservative crypto nerd who's into vocal stylings from the 30s and 40s.

  • @BruceWNelsonMangyFetlocks
    @BruceWNelsonMangyFetlocks 2 роки тому +2370

    Their ability to nail those lyrics at that tempo is remarkable. Really a talented duo.

    • @nilshigdon
      @nilshigdon Рік тому +21

      Very True. Great diction and great song writing.

    • @sydgriffin7591
      @sydgriffin7591 Рік тому +8

      They are amazing!

    • @KINDaf
      @KINDaf Рік тому

      @@nilshigdon is it dictation or annunciation?

    • @robertgibson1156
      @robertgibson1156 Рік тому +7

      @@KINDaf diction: word choice
      enunciation: saying words good and/or loud
      [dictation: saying words aloud to be typed
      Annunciation: the announcement of the Incarnation by the angel Gabriel to Mary, or more generally just declaring something]

    • @KINDaf
      @KINDaf Рік тому +2

      @@robertgibson1156 ah ok. They did both well.

  • @lenamathiason925
    @lenamathiason925 2 роки тому +1974

    The fact that they can sing such specific lyrics this fast and LIVE just continues to amaze me

    • @thexalon
      @thexalon 2 роки тому +49

      And be so in sync that all the consonants arrive at exactly the same time.

    • @jeffryphillipsburns
      @jeffryphillipsburns 2 роки тому +3

      @@thexalon I was wondering what would happen if they tried harmonizing rather than always singing strictly in unison. Could they still make the lyric discernible?

    • @normc.9705
      @normc.9705 2 роки тому +4

      @@jeffryphillipsburns Probably not.

    • @vrfvfdcdvgtre2369
      @vrfvfdcdvgtre2369 2 роки тому

      Liberal clapter "comedy". Sad.

    • @diddntuno
      @diddntuno 2 роки тому +14

      They look at eachother and time it out with their minds like any set of best friends

  • @jmvbento
    @jmvbento Рік тому +41

    "The Bing of bitcoin" is the biggest diss I've ever heard someone utter, and I'm stealing it.

  • @jmillerdesign
    @jmillerdesign 3 роки тому +1402

    These two are not only incredible songwriters, they have soooo much chemistry together. Freaking great.

    • @jmillerdesign
      @jmillerdesign 2 роки тому +7

      @Philoneous Maximus I bet they’re more successful than you. Internet keyboard warrior troll person.

    • @nathanwallace3337
      @nathanwallace3337 2 роки тому

      Fun fact Doug Benson introduced them to each other

    • @normc.9705
      @normc.9705 2 роки тому

      @@jmillerdesign You might lose that bet since you know nothing.

    • @starbell9962
      @starbell9962 2 роки тому +28

      @Philoneous Maximus you seem fun at party's

    • @peppercallahan8286
      @peppercallahan8286 Рік тому +23

      @Philoneous Maximus Hi, you must be Conservative Dan from Accounting.

  • @33jamesds
    @33jamesds Рік тому +286

    As someone who has been playing various instruments, singing and performing throughout the majority of my life, and as someone who went to school for music......this is insanity! The good kind. I have no idea how they do this type of performing live so effectively. Even if the chord progressions and rhythms are simple, the lyrics and delivery are just crazy. If these were my songs, I would have recorded them once and then never attempted to perform them live lol. At least not as a duo. One mistake and they're both going off the rails. Amazing that the mistake never comes! Too damn good.

    • @jocelynnowen3078
      @jocelynnowen3078 Рік тому

      Listen to Uncle Bonzai😀🎶😎

    • @jeffwatts1126
      @jeffwatts1126 5 місяців тому +6

      Ive seen them make a mistake, and it turned out to be even funnier. Excellent recovery when things go sideways, part of their charm

    • @davidowens5898
      @davidowens5898 4 місяці тому +7

      They rehearse. A lot. We'd probably be gob-smacked at the amount of rehearsal time that goes into a single song like this one. Ain't no way they wing it. This requires Lots & lots (and lots) of practice. The fact that they make it look 'easy' is all you need to know about rehearsals.

    • @jeffwatts1126
      @jeffwatts1126 4 місяці тому +2

      @@davidowens5898 I work in entertainment, so Im aware of the rehearsals required to turn it into basically muscle memory. Seen it in action. But there are still moments that happen. On one of the couch sessions Rikki hit a bum not, or a different note than they had previously rehearsed, and Kate stopped immediately, Saying "Wtf was that?" And Rikki said "I did this" and Kate said "Oh, thats nice" and they backed it up and restarted. It was cute, but Kate did look a little annoyed

    • @Smokeytheapplebandit
      @Smokeytheapplebandit 4 місяці тому

      It's... Fine.

  • @shaec3405
    @shaec3405 2 роки тому +552

    The amount of lyrics these two are able to remember with no catchy breaky bridge in the middle .... they're just absolutely wonderful poets and Lyricist and musicians. On top of being Amazing And Intelligent Women.

    • @MisterSingh.
      @MisterSingh. 8 місяців тому +1

      OMG SO QUIRKY

    • @uncountedsurvivor9409
      @uncountedsurvivor9409 7 місяців тому +1

      I was thinking they have VAST Vocabularies! Amazing!

    • @chrisandlizsizemore8172
      @chrisandlizsizemore8172 4 місяці тому +1

      Practice enough and it's second nature. They did a good job, but nothing an actor in a musical doesn't do on the regular.

    • @jimgsewell
      @jimgsewell 4 місяці тому +1

      I don't mean to sound sexist, but they are all that and cute as shit too

  • @suziwolf4830
    @suziwolf4830 Рік тому +629

    I knew this pair could be vicious, but that was damn near George Carlin level impressive 🤣👍👏

    • @MichaelDeHaven
      @MichaelDeHaven Рік тому +29

      That is high praise. Love Carlin. Don't forget to pray to Joe Pesci.

    • @MaMastoast
      @MaMastoast Рік тому +16

      Very simlar to something Tim Minchin would do

    • @timwatley9241
      @timwatley9241 Рік тому +11

      settle down, no its not

    • @suziwolf4830
      @suziwolf4830 Рік тому +26

      @DALewis92 Though I'd like to think it's not, your reply almost seems like a shot at me, suggesting that I don't know the difference between musical comedy and stand-up. My comparison to the late, great Mr. Carlin wasn't concerning the style of the presentation, but rather the sheer brutality of the honesty it contained.

    • @kaninma7237
      @kaninma7237 Рік тому +8

      @@suziwolf4830 Well said!

  • @mikeythompson7777
    @mikeythompson7777 Рік тому +404

    Dan got skewered. Hilarious and brilliant in equal measure

    • @alfobootidir2474
      @alfobootidir2474 Рік тому +12

      Dan got pumped and dumped himself for once

    • @mrspank35
      @mrspank35 Рік тому +10

      Dan's conservative. Do you suppose he knows he got skewered?

    • @mikeythompson7777
      @mikeythompson7777 Рік тому +5

      @@mrspank35 If he ever heard this song, he did lol. Even conservatives aren't that dense, I don't think.

    • @MusMasi
      @MusMasi Рік тому +5

      I doubt *dan* is real.

    • @alfobootidir2474
      @alfobootidir2474 Рік тому +11

      @@MusMasi bc you’re a man who doesn’t have men tell you how to do your whole career, whatever it may be, unlike women. Dan’s real

  • @jesschristiansen2523
    @jesschristiansen2523 2 роки тому +438

    LYRICS: Everyone once in a while you meet a special kind of man
    A needle in a haystack, a diamond in a pile of crap
    A man who’s never written music but thinks he can
    A republican crypto currency guy like Dan
    Thank you, digital accountant Dan
    For explaining how to write a song
    I wouldn’t have known to choose a topic
    Before you, you, Dan, you came along
    Thanks for telling me to write down my thoughts
    And send them all to you
    So you can make sure it doesn’t offend
    The conservative point of view
    You say it’s time to pop my liberal bubble
    And reach across the aisle
    Find levity in relatable things
    That can make the red and blue states smile
    Because comedy should be inclusive
    And connect with the other half
    It should make us all feel comfortable
    So both sides can laugh
    Well, I’m going to take your advice, computer Dan
    And write something bipartisan
    So here’s my song
    Don’t you hate it when you’re liberal and you’re stuck in traffic
    Now I’m late for my big meeting
    Don’t you hate it when you’re conservative and your inlaws are here
    Oh, brother, what’s your mother gonna say
    Don’t you hate it when you’re liberal and you lose your glasses
    How can I find my glasses without my glasses
    Or when you’re a conservative and your gun
    Control policies enable constant, senseless
    Devastating mass shootings
    Isn’t it great when both sides can laugh
    Hahahahahahaha
    We’re really not that different
    We should come together as one
    With easy, pleasing, breezy jokes
    You know comedy can just be fun
    So let’s all get together
    And embrace the other half
    With this song
    Where both sides can laugh
    Don’t you hate it when you’re liberal and a song’s in your head
    Maureen I’m not a theater person
    Or when you’re conservative and your podcast won’t load
    It’ll only play an ad from blue apron
    Don’t you hate when you’re liberal and you can’t stop crying
    Boo hoo I want civil rights
    Or when you’re conservative
    And your pussy grabbing liar threatens nuclear annihilation on Twitter
    Isn’t it great when both sides can laugh
    Hahahahahahaha
    In this time of political turmoil
    I should ignore it and be polite
    It’s more comfortable for all of us
    If I don’t pick between left and wrong
    So let’s all get together
    And embrace the other half
    With this song
    Where both sides can laugh
    If I want a ceasefire to transpire
    Stop preaching to the whining lefty choir
    Embrace the climate change denier
    Give every joke a qualifier
    With harmless, responsible comedy
    Where we all feel good about our choices
    That recognizes everyone
    As equally valid political voices
    Comedians should be on the medians
    And put a premium on obedience
    Be through with mental acuity
    Find unity through ambiguity
    All this complaining and exaggerating
    Is actually just exacerbating
    The futility and hypocrisy
    Of the left wing aristocracy
    Let go of the same old blue shtick
    Stop trying to skew shit
    I sound like a mouthy shrew chick
    Acoustic music isn’t psychotherapeutic
    I need to get a clue quick
    If I want to accrue new UA-cam clicks
    Subdue this taboo shit I spew
    Find a new, more palatable point of view
    Well you underestimated me
    Cause I don’t look like the enemy
    My tentacles are venom-y
    A musical comedy sea anemone
    But I should say it’s okay
    That no matter the cost, you want your little pistol
    And it’s fine you voted for Voldemort
    As long as your reasons were purely fiscal
    Oh, you’re just greedy, I didn’t realize, that’s fine
    So let’s all get together
    And embrace the other half
    With this song
    Where both sides can laugh
    What do you think, Dan, how did I do
    I can’t believe I used to write songs that had a point of view
    Being general’s always better for comedy it’s true
    Thank God for you, Dan, thank only Christian God for you

    • @jadeyu7197
      @jadeyu7197 2 роки тому +50

      thank you for your service 😌✨

    • @marisha.art.channel
      @marisha.art.channel Рік тому +28

      You have no idea how much my ADD/ADHD brain appreciated this. Thank you! ❤

    • @J0shuWa2491
      @J0shuWa2491 Рік тому +14

      For the algorithm babyyyy

    • @omvegan
      @omvegan Рік тому +3

      Who is Maureen?

    • @ViktorEBoss
      @ViktorEBoss Рік тому +5

      You are the champion 🏆 thx 🙏🏿😊

  • @heinleinreader
    @heinleinreader Рік тому +922

    I absolutely loved the "choosing between left from wrong" bit. That was priceless.

    • @erroneus00
      @erroneus00 Рік тому +2

      Oh yes. But when you learn that the left right spectrum is "government control over all resources" and right is "personal ownership of all resources" how much of your personal rights are you willing to give up to the government? What really sucks is the absurd things the left says about the right which has nothing to do with the definition. Bottom line is if someone wants to take your freedom and property they are on the left. There's nothing "right wing" about hating others or wanting to control someone else's life. It's by definition wrong.

    • @rhalfik
      @rhalfik Рік тому +45

      The left wing and the grift wing.

    • @heinleinreader
      @heinleinreader Рік тому +27

      @@rhalfik I always preferred the left wing versus the immoral minority myself.

    • @aahhai5532
      @aahhai5532 Рік тому

      @@erroneus00 the right is the one trying to take away personal liberties lol, what rights have the left taken away in the passed decade?

    • @masenko81
      @masenko81 Рік тому +17

      Im conservative, but that was funny.

  • @seeeabaasssiliketransforme9904
    @seeeabaasssiliketransforme9904 2 роки тому +516

    I love that these two are still making songs this is amazing

    • @asperhes
      @asperhes 2 роки тому +2

      They're not still making songs.

    • @RansomeStoddard
      @RansomeStoddard Рік тому +21

      Well, Dan did help.

    • @seeeabaasssiliketransforme9904
      @seeeabaasssiliketransforme9904 Рік тому +10

      @@asperhes they very much still are

    • @asperhes
      @asperhes Рік тому +2

      @@seeeabaasssiliketransforme9904 If they are they're hiding them in a vault. Their UA-cam channel is moribund.

    • @jimmib6143
      @jimmib6143 Рік тому +3

      @@asperhes You were seven month behind!

  • @samuelstensgaard4828
    @samuelstensgaard4828 3 роки тому +1020

    This is such a great clapback to enlightened centrists who think that false equivalencies are better than holding one side accountable.

    • @AF-bt9cv
      @AF-bt9cv 2 роки тому +12

      Like lying under oath?

    • @johngilliam6764
      @johngilliam6764 2 роки тому +23

      Tbh liberals are just as bad as conservatives

    • @achronicblunt
      @achronicblunt 2 роки тому +58

      @@johngilliam6764 Nah, they're way crazy dude. Republicans wants guns for the mentally ill, pollution for the environment, contracts for corporations, they don't believe in science, and they still love the Confederate flag, but say they believe in the constitution and are "the real Americans". They're total psychos.

    • @johngilliam6764
      @johngilliam6764 2 роки тому +12

      @@achronicblunt which republicans want guns for the mentally ill

    • @achronicblunt
      @achronicblunt 2 роки тому +93

      @@johngilliam6764 well, probably zero of them would say "I want guns for the mentally ill." But when the Democrats propose very basic legislation to keep guns out of the hands of the mentally ill, pretty much 100% Republicans of vote against it. We're not even talking hardcore legislation here. You can still walk into gun shows in parts of this country and just buy a gun with cash, all you have to do is say, "I don't have a criminal record." It's nuts.

  • @secretsquirrel4642
    @secretsquirrel4642 3 роки тому +475

    Two Peas in a Pod... Every-so-often, the stars align and two people meet to become one of the funniest comedic acts of a generation. Listen to the words... These two are consummate story tellers whose sentences end in a comma. Brava to Garfunkel & Oates - you two are amazing... Thank you!

    • @ryshow9118
      @ryshow9118 2 роки тому +9

      We thank only Christian God for them 😂

    • @brucelesourd3074
      @brucelesourd3074 2 роки тому

      Kudos for "brava", but the plural female form is "brave". Which I just learned because I thought "brave" was plural but mixed gender plural is apparently "bravi". This kind of nitpicking is OK in the context of G&O comments, right?

  • @noronahahaha
    @noronahahaha 4 місяці тому +49

    The forced laugh is amazing

  • @earthstewardude
    @earthstewardude Рік тому +36

    I wish my brain was half as quick as these two!

  • @Jetway
    @Jetway 3 роки тому +566

    Those lyrics are unbelievable, and their seamless talent in performing them -- and how in sync they were -- is incredible.

    • @motorcity7137
      @motorcity7137 3 роки тому +4

      Wow are you easily amused

    • @Aphercotropes
      @Aphercotropes 3 роки тому +52

      @@motorcity7137 hi Dan.

    • @zackattack635
      @zackattack635 3 роки тому +4

      If you like walleyed woke broads... this is probably amazing.

    • @exterminationmalfunktion
      @exterminationmalfunktion 3 роки тому

      Yo, im trying to do comedy too. Im using editing and my voice to bring the sketches that i write to life.
      If you guys want, u can check it out

    • @nydarkfern
      @nydarkfern 3 роки тому +2

      @@zackattack635 hahaha I laughed so hard. Ben, these women aren’t going to date you. While they sing to betas, they obviously date alphas.

  • @nicole-ls4jb
    @nicole-ls4jb 3 роки тому +509

    "Between left and wrong" is *chef's kiss* 😚🤌

    • @NYC4Peace
      @NYC4Peace 2 роки тому +9

      Except Democrats are not "left". You only think they are. Even Obama admitted that he legislated like a moderate Republican.

    • @devforfun5618
      @devforfun5618 2 роки тому +2

      Dan wrote this line

    • @donHooligan
      @donHooligan 2 роки тому +7

      @@NYC4Peace
      you've restored my faith in my fellow Americans....well, quite a bit, anyway.
      people don't seem to realize that a corporation would *NEVER* give money to a left wing politician...
      since a left wing politician *BY FKN DEFINITION* would break-up, regulate, and tax them out of existence. (gov power)
      it's so crazy, how even "progressives" and self-proclaimed lefties call Dems "the left."

    • @NYC4Peace
      @NYC4Peace 2 роки тому +4

      Thanks @@donHooligan. Most people aren’t aware of how much money corporate interests are showering upon Democrats or the ramifications of it. The squad never called them out for corruption like they were supposed to, so, in the words of our president “Nothing will fundamentally change.”

    • @donHooligan
      @donHooligan 2 роки тому +4

      @@NYC4Peace
      99% of politicians belong to the corporate right wing.
      they shot JFK.
      people who expect others to do things they are not willing to do are not honorable people.
      if we'd have rioted in Iowa over them stealing the caucus from Bernie, he'd probably be POTUS right now.
      that is literally how governance works...globally. in reality. any other country would have rioted.
      we'll get what we deserve.

  • @charliecundiff
    @charliecundiff 2 роки тому +112

    If Art Garfunkle ever decides to do a collaboration with John Oates, I guess they'll have to be Art and John.

  • @christophercarpenter2222
    @christophercarpenter2222 2 роки тому +60

    Makes note to self. Never piss these two ladies off. Lol

    • @marcodeppe
      @marcodeppe 2 роки тому +3

      I think there is a good list of revenge songs, as a bunch of people who pissed off musicians have noticed :p

    • @JohnCenaFan6298
      @JohnCenaFan6298 2 роки тому

      Wow so funny

    • @lizziebkennedy7505
      @lizziebkennedy7505 Рік тому

      Excellent advice generally.

  • @FatNorthernBigot
    @FatNorthernBigot 3 роки тому +249

    I can't help but think this is a little sarcastic.

  • @s.terris9537
    @s.terris9537 2 роки тому +85

    So glad to see you both on the big stage! I remember when Randy told us about one of your videos (when we all worked at a certain psych facility in Berkeley; we watched it in our offices and were hysterical laughing!

    • @brandonsteveescobedo1394
      @brandonsteveescobedo1394 2 роки тому +1

      Of course you would be Berkeley

    • @s.terris9537
      @s.terris9537 2 роки тому

      @@brandonsteveescobedo1394 I'm not originally Berkeley; I have a NJ sense of humor!

  • @makslesniewski
    @makslesniewski Рік тому +5

    "Bing of BitCoin" made me chuckle.

  • @elfboy745
    @elfboy745 2 роки тому +243

    Ah, I know this conversation well.
    Early Dan: don't do jokes that offend my family.
    Mid Dan: wear this dress, it makes you look prettier.
    Real Dan: what do you mean you're gonna see your friends? Don't you know how important tonight's poker game is for me?
    Yeah, not a red flag at all. Get bent, Dan.

    • @pizzaishappiness7994
      @pizzaishappiness7994 2 роки тому +2

      😂

    • @ZapDash
      @ZapDash 2 роки тому +1

      If he's playing poker, why can't she go see her friends? Seems like a night where you each do your own thing and have fun.

    • @dianatroy4266
      @dianatroy4266 2 роки тому +2

      @@ZapDash kze someone has to stay home with the kids!

    • @darthmocap
      @darthmocap 2 роки тому +4

      @@ZapDash Someone has to make beer runs to the fridge for da bois!

    • @thadtheman3751
      @thadtheman3751 2 роки тому

      @@darthmocap Hey after scary virus we don't need people to make beer runs, we get the beer to come to us.

  • @goulash75
    @goulash75 3 роки тому +101

    I would love to see a collaboration with these two and Tim Minchin!

    • @thexalon
      @thexalon 2 роки тому +6

      I'd be curious to see what would happen with them and Bo Burnham in the same room.

    • @Miglow
      @Miglow 2 роки тому +6

      They did do a collab with Weird Al

    • @dirkdiggler.
      @dirkdiggler. 2 роки тому

      Good idea dan

    • @rgng
      @rgng 2 роки тому +1

      @@thexalon what is this...a crossover episode

    • @Therealmcdoc
      @Therealmcdoc 2 роки тому

      or wiered all

  • @lanetower3411
    @lanetower3411 3 роки тому +105

    They originally did this song 3 years ago. There are several other great ones that they have written. I love “50-50”. And then there is “The Loophole” lol 😂

    • @markfoster1520
      @markfoster1520 3 роки тому +5

      "Go cart racing (accidentally masterbating)" was the first I knew of them.

    • @nigeldepledge3790
      @nigeldepledge3790 3 роки тому +7

      "The Loophole" must be one of the best songs ever written!

    • @nigeldepledge3790
      @nigeldepledge3790 3 роки тому +1

      "Never gonna stop until I cross the finish line..."

    • @04279
      @04279 2 роки тому +1

      I also like "Happy Birthday To My Loose Aquaintance".

    • @johnlamarca9439
      @johnlamarca9439 2 роки тому

      Hmm. I didn't know that. I thought they just now made up this song... They're still amazing though...

  • @shieldmaiden3760
    @shieldmaiden3760 Рік тому +4

    Dan accidently encouraged them to write their first song not everyone can laugh at. Ironic.

  • @AJBeamish
    @AJBeamish Рік тому +4

    This song made me LMAO.
    And yet, I still ended up crying.

  • @gwpeoples
    @gwpeoples 3 роки тому +296

    I work with several Dan's... blessing me with their wisdom (unasked) every day.

    • @anooseholay
      @anooseholay 3 роки тому +3

      You’re still wearing a mask? That funny.

    • @traceeford2914
      @traceeford2914 3 роки тому +5

      Bless your heart

    • @jeremybackup5758
      @jeremybackup5758 3 роки тому +22

      @@anooseholay Right, adults who respect and protect their fellow Americans wear a mask if they haven't had the vaccine. It's common sense. Those who don't are children.

    • @jeremybackup5758
      @jeremybackup5758 3 роки тому +16

      We work with one, and it's the same. He's the least knowledgeable on the team, but always feels the need to tell others how to do their jobs.
      Once you realize they are mentally and emotionally children, they are very easy to manipulate and control, then they aren't as much of a bother.

    • @toynazi
      @toynazi 3 роки тому +1

      @@jeremybackup5758 Those masks DO NOTHING to protect anybody.
      Research more than just what the media tells you.

  • @michellem4287
    @michellem4287 3 роки тому +8

    🤣 left and wrong!

  • @dancingsocrates9491
    @dancingsocrates9491 Рік тому +3

    "being general is always better for comedy it's true" 😂🤣😂

  • @PaulCoughlan1
    @PaulCoughlan1 Рік тому +7

    This might be old, but I still have this emotion to protect Kate from any harm in the world.

  • @maxmoon2254
    @maxmoon2254 3 роки тому +44

    Hilarious, intelligent and quick. So quick, I slowed it down (0.75x) the second time to comprehend the lyrics better. Even funnier and it makes them sound a little drunk too.

    • @aarons.596
      @aarons.596 3 роки тому +1

      You don't have to drop all the way to .75, you can individually change it to a custom setting .9 or .85 would likely get rid of the sounding a little drunk part.

    • @thomgorman
      @thomgorman 3 роки тому

      Everyone on the left slowed it down. Its what they do.

    • @williammullen7504
      @williammullen7504 3 роки тому +1

      @@thomgorman DB

    • @thomgorman
      @thomgorman 3 роки тому

      @@williammullen7504 Okay, I give. Are we talking about British road cars?

    • @williammullen7504
      @williammullen7504 3 роки тому

      @@thomgorman No

  • @Tryyton
    @Tryyton 10 місяців тому +5

    The Bing of crypto... 😂
    Choose between left and wrong. 🤣👍

  • @SuperMaxwellg
    @SuperMaxwellg Рік тому +2

    Brilliant! 😂 This is what we need more of!

  • @joshuahenderson5847
    @joshuahenderson5847 2 роки тому +8

    ah yes, another round of our favorite game: How many syllables can you shove into one measure of a song

    • @youtubename7819
      @youtubename7819 2 роки тому

      Yeah rapid fire Shakespearean wit is overrated.

  • @rtroiani
    @rtroiani 2 роки тому +10

    Geez, I sing classic rock in a band and lucky if I can remember two verses and one chorus! Amazing memories!

  • @xagert9914
    @xagert9914 2 роки тому +9

    This song is great. What fantastic writing!

  • @matthewgordon3281
    @matthewgordon3281 Рік тому +2

    pure, unadulterated comedy and musical gold

  • @volfievolfie9079
    @volfievolfie9079 2 роки тому +8

    I love these two

  • @joecrowaz
    @joecrowaz Рік тому +18

    I couldn't possibly love these 2 more 💜

    • @007kingifrit
      @007kingifrit Рік тому

      celebrity worship is documented as being a sign of low intelligence and low self esteem

    • @joecrowaz
      @joecrowaz Рік тому

      @@007kingifrit Sounds like a confession on your part.

    • @007kingifrit
      @007kingifrit Рік тому

      @@joecrowaz no it doesn't? i just shared a fact. a wlel established fact

  • @HomespunHaints
    @HomespunHaints 3 роки тому +19

    The complicated rhymes had me roaring with laughter!

  • @MrSmooth273
    @MrSmooth273 2 роки тому +94

    As a George Carlin fan, This duo is "Fantastic".👍👍👍👍👍😊😊😊😊👌✌

    • @gregh378
      @gregh378 Рік тому +10

      George Carlin would be on the same page as these two on so much as well. The style is different, but the message is often the same

    • @kellidinit3725
      @kellidinit3725 Рік тому +7

      I still miss George. He was truly a once in a lifetime gift.

    • @vaakdemandante8772
      @vaakdemandante8772 Рік тому +4

      Yeah, it's like Carlin got reincarnated in a sexy singing woman's body, twice ;)

  • @josephbelisle5792
    @josephbelisle5792 Рік тому +2

    Talented. Brilliant. Clever. Each of your videos and songs are a joy to see and hear. Thank you.

  • @warren52nz
    @warren52nz 3 роки тому +109

    WOW! That is *_amazing!_* To have those lyrics so firmly entrenched that you can do it live without making even one mistake! And while playing chords!
    I love the content too.

    • @flyoverkid55
      @flyoverkid55 2 роки тому +6

      It just as though they have practiced a thousand times....

    • @warren52nz
      @warren52nz 2 роки тому +2

      @@flyoverkid55 That's probably literally true. Practice makes perfect. Many of the songs I play on guitar I would have played a thousand times.

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird 2 роки тому +3

      @@warren52nz yeah, it’s almost as though they’re professional musicians and do this for a living. Oh wait.

  • @vorhese
    @vorhese 3 роки тому +9

    I love these ladies.

  • @daveogarf
    @daveogarf Рік тому +4

    *A-PLUS, EXCELLENT!! You two are the BEST!*

  • @acmcbride-olson9320
    @acmcbride-olson9320 Рік тому +9

    Ohmigosh Lucy and Dr. Nowitzki formed a group??!? 😁😁😁

    • @soccergal07
      @soccergal07 4 місяці тому +1

      Omg yes!!! I couldn't think where I had seen the two. I took a minute to recognize Lucy but was stumped on Dr. Nowitzki. Hahaha. Thank you for pointing it out! 😂

    • @user-yh9mc1sw6j
      @user-yh9mc1sw6j 2 місяці тому

      They Formed G&O Long Before They Were Ramona and Lucy on TBBT!!💖💖💖💖💖

  • @MrBlackfireDragon
    @MrBlackfireDragon Рік тому +4

    wow so much lyrics and well put together, and as always the singing and kinda acting during the song

  • @zentrino336
    @zentrino336 Рік тому +3

    Choose between left and wrong. I love it!

  • @recursor9469
    @recursor9469 Рік тому +9

    I wonder what their political leanings are. It's quite ambiguous.

  • @jakes3799
    @jakes3799 Рік тому +4

    Hahahaha! Love it! 😆

  • @ladyaj7784
    @ladyaj7784 2 роки тому +4

    This song is pure magic!

  • @myoneblackfriend3151
    @myoneblackfriend3151 Рік тому +7

    They are amazing!! I used to play their song “The Fade Away” for an ex-girlfriend who kept exhibiting the behavior of someone who wanted to leave the relationship. I told she can go when she wants.

  • @biloki3079
    @biloki3079 Рік тому +2

    That was hysterical! 🤣🤣

  • @nacoran
    @nacoran 2 роки тому +11

    I can write a good blues song, but every time I try to write something political it comes off too heavy handed. I'm not sure if I get too invested in it or what. I can be snarky on politics, but when it comes to lyrics and snark I just don't have the magic touch.
    Thank you for doing what you do, and thanks for having points of view (and good ones at that!)

    • @Hellwyck
      @Hellwyck 2 роки тому +1

      Go and listen to Ministry, they're heavy handed but they get it right.

  • @HowDoIDad
    @HowDoIDad 3 місяці тому +4

    The sheer talent involved in singing that quickly and clearly in duet deserves a standing ovation.

  • @paulmichael8796
    @paulmichael8796 Рік тому +3

    Absolutely. Brilliant.

  • @gr8dvd
    @gr8dvd 4 місяці тому +3

    Funny & relatable…. I have family & friends who are still conflicted between left and wrong.

  • @NWPaul72
    @NWPaul72 2 роки тому +16

    Oh man I wish I could afford you two for my birthday party! So impressive, so funny.

  • @miguelmrusso
    @miguelmrusso Рік тому +9

    This provoked the biggest laugh I had in months!! Thank you!

    • @007kingifrit
      @007kingifrit Рік тому +2

      nothing funny was in this song. if you laughed it's because you wanted to hear someone agree with you over emotionally driven low information talking points
      for example mass shootings are at a 30 year low, we aren't seeing more of them we are seeing more news coverage

    • @speeklymaeve
      @speeklymaeve Рік тому

      @@007kingifrit and somehow america is the county with the most gun deaths in the world by a wide, WIDE margin! so wacky and silly

    • @007kingifrit
      @007kingifrit Рік тому

      @@speeklymaeve actually untrue, adjusted for per capita america is ranked 12th in mass shootings, norway is #1

    • @speeklymaeve
      @speeklymaeve Рік тому

      @@007kingifrit america has 22x the gun death rate of the entire european union and 23x that of australia's

    • @007kingifrit
      @007kingifrit Рік тому

      @@speeklymaeve that's not mass shootings though huh? most of our gun crime is the problem with the blacks shooting eachother.
      so it would be fair to say we have a black problem not a gun problem

  • @BlondeTiger
    @BlondeTiger 4 місяці тому +1

    Give this song a Grammy, why have I only heard this now

    • @MagnusDudus
      @MagnusDudus 4 місяці тому

      Now what you said was funny

  • @jondhuse1549
    @jondhuse1549 2 роки тому +3

    These two are f'n brilliant!

  • @crustycurmudgeon2182
    @crustycurmudgeon2182 2 роки тому +5

    Brilliant in every way!

  • @I4get42
    @I4get42 2 роки тому +53

    Thank you!! Y'all are badass, powerful, and delightful!

  • @missnaomi613
    @missnaomi613 Рік тому +1

    How am I just finding this now?! This is awesome!

  • @user-gk9lg5sp4y
    @user-gk9lg5sp4y Рік тому +3

    Garfunkel and Oates are awesome!

  • @cyrussoxlegion
    @cyrussoxlegion 2 роки тому +30

    I love Riki and Kate so much!!! You guys always make me laugh!

  • @NorthMountainFairy
    @NorthMountainFairy 2 роки тому +16

    I love their brand of sweet savagery.

  • @uproar123
    @uproar123 6 місяців тому +2

    They are so f***ing brilliant.

  • @c.a.g.3130
    @c.a.g.3130 Рік тому +5

    The "Bing" of Bitcoin, as in: FTX???????? Good thing you didn't hitch your wagon to THAT star. If only they knew how that line would age.

  • @jso6790
    @jso6790 3 роки тому +32

    They are so freaking incredible!

  • @ravenken
    @ravenken Рік тому +5

    You two are just plain awesome.

    • @007kingifrit
      @007kingifrit Рік тому

      were they? they had some lame music and said some factually inaccurate stuff

  • @odranoelmusicremixes8453
    @odranoelmusicremixes8453 2 роки тому +2

    Absolutly tremendous!! xD

  • @lorrainehirsch
    @lorrainehirsch 2 місяці тому +1

    This is my first time hearing this song, and I'm dazzled and elated!

  • @thomasbeach5458
    @thomasbeach5458 Рік тому +4

    Love these two! And their singing is pretty good too!

  • @TheFroneyZone
    @TheFroneyZone Рік тому +3

    ok now I'm thoroughly convinced that these 2 are actually A.I. - there's NO WAY 2 humans can sync together 100% like they just did!!! wow, wow, wow, wow..........wow!

  • @banjoist123
    @banjoist123 2 роки тому +2

    I love both these ladies:)

  • @scottnixon9367
    @scottnixon9367 Рік тому +1

    Love them!!!

  • @machwicce
    @machwicce 3 роки тому +17

    Hey are they performing together again I thought they split up, or is this an older performance. Either way always glad to see them in my timeline.

  • @biggb3921
    @biggb3921 3 роки тому +3

    So talented. Bravo

  • @mothermagenta9123
    @mothermagenta9123 2 роки тому +1

    Love them so much

  • @dominicbakken
    @dominicbakken 2 місяці тому +1

    If your happy and you know it clap your hands

  • @peterDcontact
    @peterDcontact 3 роки тому +11

    Funniest video i have seen today

  • @petermeichan3160
    @petermeichan3160 3 роки тому +12

    left and wrong - awesome

  • @franklinrogers6388
    @franklinrogers6388 Рік тому +1

    How can I find my glasses without my glasses? 💀☠️💀☠️💀

  • @fredbuckles919
    @fredbuckles919 4 місяці тому +2

    Pure GENIUS!!!!

  • @richardbatz873
    @richardbatz873 Рік тому +9

    The wonderfully crazy and zany logic of comedians I really love their unique perspective on things thanks for keeping us laughing

  • @mattmanw54301
    @mattmanw54301 4 місяці тому +3

    A conservative and a leftist see the government stepping on the common man. The leftist says 'that shouldn't happen.' The conservative says ' I wish I was strong enough to oppress people like that.'

  • @davidabbett7011
    @davidabbett7011 2 роки тому +2

    LOOOOOOVE you Two ❤️

  • @SakuraMoonflower
    @SakuraMoonflower Рік тому

    This was amazing. XD

  • @masenko81
    @masenko81 Рік тому +6

    Both sides are crooked. Neither care about the average person, they just give mindless platitudes. It feels like you have to choose between the lesser of two evils.

    • @007kingifrit
      @007kingifrit Рік тому

      that's such a generic thing to say. when republicans are in power everything gets better for everyone, when democrats are in power everything goes bad for everyone
      one side is cold analytical and callous but has good ideas, the other side is emotional and naive and puts feeling good ahead of doing good. republicans are the right choice

    • @Ryuujinv01
      @Ryuujinv01 Рік тому

      Both parties are right wing, that's why they're crooked. Even Bernies proposals as our resident "sooocialist boooogeyman" were very far right of Nixon. Both parties are crooked, not both sides. The left side having power from FDR through until Nixon is why the middle class was the healthiest it's ever been through the entire history of the country during exclusively those years.

  • @jssherrard
    @jssherrard 3 роки тому +27

    I so thoroughly adore these two awesome human beings!!!

  • @85doc
    @85doc Рік тому +1

    Masterpiece particularly now.

  • @daveguy11
    @daveguy11 Рік тому +19

    Not only are they geniuses (genii?), but they must secretly be identical twins; no one else could possibly be so perfectly vocally synchronized.

  • @elalesound
    @elalesound Рік тому +28

    These two are pure gold. I loved it!!!

    • @007kingifrit
      @007kingifrit Рік тому +2

      they did a very generic low skill song that didn't rhyme and was filled with factual errors. you only like them because you are familiar with them.

    • @PreciousFifi
      @PreciousFifi Рік тому +1

      @@007kingifrit Haha! I bet you couldn't do it.

    • @007kingifrit
      @007kingifrit Рік тому

      @@PreciousFifi even if that is true i wouldn't exactly set the bar at "if a random youtube commenter can do it that makes it good"

    • @elalesound
      @elalesound 3 дні тому

      ​@@007kingifritDAN?? IS THAT YOU???

    • @007kingifrit
      @007kingifrit 3 дні тому

      this is funny i just ripped it up at an open mike night with my comedy routine so i COULD do it and did =)

  • @michaeljanis879
    @michaeljanis879 4 місяці тому

    Love these 2

  • @kmcg5817
    @kmcg5817 2 місяці тому +2

    Stellar!

  • @Kissfan96dr
    @Kissfan96dr 2 роки тому +53

    bottomline: comedy is best done when the comedian can be themselves instead of constantly being told what they should and shouldn't say.

  • @aowi7280
    @aowi7280 Рік тому +4

    Never date a musician. You will get skewered.