This Party Took a Turn for the Douche (Official Video) by Garfunkel and Oates
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- Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
- Riki "Garfunkel" Lindhome and Kate "Oates" Micucci's official video for This Party Took a Turn for the Douche. Directed by Daniel Stessen. Featuring Sarah Silverman, Tig Notaro, Alia Shawkat, Har Mar Superstar, Diora Baird, Johnny Pemberton, Josh Fadem, Duncan Trussel, Dougg Pound, Ashley Lendzion & Greg Murnion
"Got a chinese tattoo, don't know what it means, but it makes me look deep to girls in their teens", must be my favorite line in the song. I adore the music, and will buy whatever album you ladies put out, your freakin' hilarious!
don’t know why but after 4 years of NOT hearing this song AT ALL, it just randomly popped in my head and well, here I am haha
I'd never heard it before today.
Same I’m high AF and I just started sing this song about to play it to prove it was a song lol
At any given moment a random G&O song might just randomly pop into my head and then I have to go listen to their other songs again... I'm only here now because half an hour ago something reminded me of"Pregnant Women Are Smug"...
Never forget your roots, Baby! I just heard it for the first time. Hysterical!
go cart racing (the song) got me back here the same way
It is HILARIOUS when Riki walks out of the room with spray tan on!
It's the maniac grin that makes it work.
With the almost day-glow lipstick
The string of references in this song are fantastic. There is some serious wit involved here.
the lyrics are so DENSE I feel like I have to listen to it a million times to get every reference
+mickeynotmouse Its the most intellectual nonsensical song ever
+Sam Ancer Bo-yo
Or cheat and find them online:
genius.com/Garfunkel-and-oates-this-party-took-a-turn-for-the-douche-lyrics
oh wow. Golda Mier, the israeli prime minister. I always thought it said "Golden meyer with no golden meyer", as in 'metro'. Like metrosexual. Guess I didn't college hard enough
Stannous Flouride you sir are a genius
The Alia Shawkat cameo after the line about George Michael Bluth was amazing.
It's crazy how much can change in just over a decade. I really miss this show. It really captured the zeitgeist of my late teens, and early twenties.
These two women nail the genre and pull off a very funny lyric. Outstanding job!
Haha! A few years ago I was hanging out with my buddy and I asked him how work was today. He said, "Pretty good. We made it rain on Sarah Silverman.". Finally I stumble upon the fruits of his labor.
Wow, I've only seen Kate Micucci doing her awkward persona thing on Scrubs and Big Bang but damn, she pulls of sexy with ease!
Skelly For me one of the most attractive things about a woman is her well defined midriff and Kate has that in spades.
I agree. The trend of women getting six-packs was bloody gross! (imho)
Absolutely, she's always been smoking hot, glad to see her flaunt and enjoy it! And yeah, that stomach is amazing!
yeah i didn't know she could be cute
Yes!!!! Kate is so damn hot 🔥🔥
I love how many great references there are in this song, John Donne, Margret Sanger, Truman Copote, Norman Mailer, Lloyd dobler, George Micheal Boothe. Thank you this is great.
They are beyond clever, and not just on this song.
I would call it the essence of geek chic, something you don't get without being well-read.
"Techno music begins to play, and the room smells like Axe body spray.
I'm like Golda Meir with no gold in my ear.."
Priceless.
Flight of the conchords
And these bitches would be fuckin stupid good
I find Kate Micucci to be one of the sexiest women alive.
Kate Micucci's Vacant Supermodel Duckface is to die for.
LYRICS:
We roll into the bar 'cause that's how we do
Garfunkel, Oates and the rest of the crew
Give a dollar to my homegirl and watch that bitch go, she
Hits up the juke box and puts on Jim Croce
Operator, can you help me make this call?
We're laughing and talking and the drinks are flowing
And I'm liking the direction this night is going
But then I look up and something has changed
Everyone around us looks fucking deranged
I look to my left, I look to my right
Nothing but Von Dutch hats in sight
With supertight abs and supertan skin
I swear this ain't the club that I walked in
Then the techno music starts to play
And the room smells like Axe body spray
I'm like Golda Mier with no gold in my ear
Please tell me what the hell happened here
Yo, it ain't pretty but you know it's the truth
This party just took a turn for the douche
For the douche, for the douche
For the motherfuckin' douche
Thought it was a perfect party
Now it's just a lot of Ed Hardy
This party just took a turn for the douche
I guess I can't beat em so I'm gonna join 'em
Need some douche phrases and I'm gonna coin 'em
Put my Bluetooth in and I'm on my way
Gonna be a motherfuckin' douchebag today
Gonna groom my beard like a bonsai tree
Wax off my chest like Mr. Miyagi
Get a Chinese tat, don't know what it means
But it makes me look deep to girls in their teens
Don't need sleeves on my shirt, just rip 'em off
And leave 'em exposed like Bernie Madoff
Fake tan so brown you can call me foxy
Gonna pop my collar like Limbaugh pops oxy
Got more chains than Mr. T
And I pity the fuckwad who messes with me
'Cause I'm doin roids 'til my balls get teeny
Like Dennis Quaid in Innerspace up inside the weenie
Gettin crunk on brewskis with my broskis
I'm cooler than Ice Cube wearing snow skis
Sweeter than the life of Zach and Cody
Higher than the voice of Truman Capote
Yeah, I'll drop a G for that bottle of Goose
This party just took a turn for the douche
For the douche, for the douche
For the motherfuckin' douche
Thought it was a perfect party
Now it's just a lot of Ed Hardy
This party just took a turn for the douche
We're an army in the night like Norman Mailer
And it's time to be a tool like my name is Tim Taylor
I'm a VIP 'cause my table said so
I'ma use some roofies 'cause the skank said no
I like my hair like I like my girl's drink
Spiked as fuck
Did my last keg stand like General Custer
And I'm assessing the damage like a claims adjuster
I ain't your Daddy but I'll call you son
Yeah, I get metaphysical like fucking John Donne
I'm holding up the beats like I was Lloyd Dobbler
Girls are on the dance floor shakin' their cobbler
I'm cool like LL, fly like Jeff Goldblum
I'm gonna find the biggest ho in this room
Girl's wax is Brazilian, her manicure's French
Jean Nate is her signature stench
She got rocks on her fingers and beneath her areolas
Her garden's more savage than ch-ch-cherry colas
Her heels are as clear as my intentions to bang her
Hope she's birth controlled like Margaret Sanger
Gonna Boner Stabbone her, Mike Seaver her Beaver
Take her gold for cash then motherfuckin' leave her
I ain't in love with you, cousin, I ain't George Michael Bluth
This party just took a turn for the douche
For the douche, for the douche
For the motherfuckin' douche
Thought it was a perfect party
Now it's just a lot of Ed Hardy
This party just took a turn for the douche (x2)
This song sums up something about partying in the early 2000s that you can’t understand unless you partied then. It’s super upsetting but true 😂
I am so surprised this never made a bigger splash it's awesome...
also Oat's is really cute with the mini ponytail
'I like my hair like I like my girls drink, SPIKED AS FUCK" that line fucking killed me I was not expecting it xD
Featuring Tig, Sarah Silverman, and Alia Shawkat of all people. What a random assortment of awesome folks.
Riki Lindhome wrote these GREAT lyrics! Kate Micucci wrote the GREAT music! TALENT!
I like how they referenced Arrested Development, and the girl who plays Maybe Fünke is in this.
I ain't George Michael Bluth!
Alia Shawkat
Oh my gosh. The bling'd out maracas were the best.
You two will never cease to make me smile!
m.. maracas?
Awwwwwww
"I'm like Golda Meir with no gold in my ear" is probably the greatest line in rap history.
You know it's a good song when SARAH SILVERMAN is in the video. What a trio!
holy shit, Kate actually looks hot in that outfit.
This song could have actually been mainstream success. Well, at least I think so.
And the douches would actually sing and dance to it, "cuz it got a tight beat, yo!"
I don't say this often but: This song would've been better if they auto-tuned it.
Their voices aren't right for the genre they're parodying. And what do you do when that happens? Auto-tune
Haha it'd probably be popular amongst the people they're making fun of.
And for those that say it needs to auto-tuned, their voices aren't supposed to fit the genre. It's a comedy song. Not an actual song. There's always supposed to be something a little "off" and not quite right like it would be if this was "real" music.
Keazi Nosremij They're classified as Folk Comedy, so of course they'd have different production sounds than someone like Bo Burnham. I personally prefer them using their actual voices, it's what makes them so wonderfully unique.
Keazi Nosremij I wasn't speaking about the sound quality, I meant their voices. (And the sound quality is perfectly fine to me, even with headphones.) You are - oh wait, I don't know you so maybe I shouldn't be saying anything about you? Hmm. Also, this song is absolutely nothing like Oh Bo. At least to my ears but we all hear what we want to hear. And again, I'll bring up the point that they are not supposed to be fitting the theme or the genre that they are doing in this particular video. I know that's your problem with it, and that's fine, but I'm only saying that they are not supposed to be fitting in to it. It's a comedy song and the fact that they do not fit the genre and theme only pushes that more.
Any time you can reference John Donne and Jeff Goldblum in the same rap about douche parties, you get to comedic genius level in my book. What wit!
"I ain't in love with your cousin, I'm not George Michael Bluth"
omg perfect!!!
And then Alia Shawkat (Maeby) appears.
"I like my hair like I like my girl's drink. Spiked as fuck."
To much!
I'm loving having Alia Shawkat aka Maeby Funke in there for the Arrested Development reference.
I just keep coming back to these two..they are hilarious!!
I went to the bar a couple hours ago for a friends going away party. This song instantly popped into my head when I walked into the place.
yeah, they even said "I ain't in love with you, cousin, I ain't George Michael Bluth" hahah, love it.
Love the addition of harmony to the chorus. This is a textbook example of what awesome looks like.
This should be the theme song to all reality shows, yes all share the same song.
Digging the Jim Croce reference at the start! XD
This is the greatest fucking thing I've ever seen.
You ladies just made my day! So funny, so entertaining, so clever.
Weird Al Yankovic: “You have done well, my young Padawans.”
Love em. Modern day spokeswomen for us all. Laugh at yourself or everyone else will!
Kate looks super hot in those SUV shots.
I agree!
Both girls are hotter than the bahamas
Nice tummy..
Kate does have super sexy belly
DUN DUN
WHYYYYY ARE THEY SO PERFECT???? LIKE HOW CAN THEY ACTUALLY RAP?????
LOVED the random Alia Shawkat cameo and Bluth reference!
I came for the hilarious song. I stayed for Kate's outfit.
This is seriously funny. Who references Margaret Sanger or Norman Mailer in a rap, let alone both in the same rap? You've outdone yourselves, Garfunkel & Oates.
I did like the Margaret Sanger reference, and the fact that Maeby and Sarah Silverman are in it... Perfect video all around!
i so enjoy watching this video clip. but what i love most is that if the lyrics derange you like the song is about you it means you're the douche
brilliant...just brilliant.
no matter what kind of day I'm having. I can always count on Garfunkel and Oats to get me back to myself
My friend was at a birthday party and her ex and his friends showed up and she shared this on Facebook when she saw them and I have to live my life knowing I will never be that savage.
Lieutenant Thalia She should have spiked there drinks, stuck them all in a room together, stripped them down to their underwear, gathered some jizz from other male memebers of the party, put the jizz on them and then let them wake up wondering what they did to each other
TheMistyclover I have several questions about the specifics of this..
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!?!?!
@@TheMistyclover Wow, that's a very specific fantasy... ... I mean "scenario" you've described. You've thought about this sort of thing a lot I take it?
The spray-on tan part at 2:26 slays me! Love so many of the jokes in this vid. Thanks!
LAUGH OUT LOUD FUNNY! Seriously, EVERY ONE of your videos that I have seen so far has made me LAUGH OUT LOUD! I'm not a "Tough Crowd" but I AM discerning. You Two are HILARIOUS! Cute, funny, GREAT attitudes, and you can deliver this stuff with a straight face! I can't believe I didn't know about you two before NOW - I have REALLY missed out! As for AX Body Spray, I believe Tracy Ullmann was quoted as saying, "... We'd rather you (men) FART than wear AX Body Spray!" It must REALLY reek! BRAVO!
Operator is such a classic song.
I had so much fun at the shoot. Thanks Riki and Kate! And thanks to the director because now all of my friends think it's funny to lick my tattoo....
Damn Kate Micucci in those white shorts oughta be illegal!! O.o
I really hope you're still making music together. I only discovered you a couple of days ago and every song I've heard so far has been so cleverly written. Very, very few people can successfully mix music and comedy but you do it wonderfully.
So many great lines to choose from in this one but "I like my hair like I like my girl's drink - spiked as fuck" is a particular gem..
All kidding aside their voices are amazing
It's Nowitski and Lucy 😍 haha i loved these guys on tbbt
Just wanted to stop by to say that you two are very talented. You’ve been cracking me up for years. Keep up the good work!
Can we talk about how hot Kate is in this video? I mean I love her, she's so cute but this video she really throws out the cute for hot and knocks it out of the park.
Those references are funny and intelligent.
TIG!!! Tig Notaro!!! Love me some Oates and TIG!!!! Awesome song! What great cameos!
Thanks again, G & O. I hope you enjoy a long and illustrious career. If I had a million dollars, I'd throw it at you right now.
Kate has back dimples most girls would kill for.
Dimples of Venus.
Lyrical geniouses. Or geni-i? Either way, keep rockin it out ladies. Love it.
"...gonna pop my collar like Limbaugh pops oxy..." 1:46
Love Garfunkel and Oates! Also - Alia Shawkat sighting! Every Arrested Development alum should have all the good roles forever. I may be a little biased.
ich werf mich weg vor lachen... Grossartig!! Einfach geil!
Great song made me and my girl laugh!! Added to playlist :-) Lovin the bluth call with Maybe, lovin the whole song.
How am i just now finding this? Just brilliant, had to watch it ten times for all the references!
Riki with a tan reminds me of some of Sweet Dee's personas.
Micucci cleans up quite well.
I'm so happy that you guys are getting more popular and being given more opportunities to spread your talents. Loved the new video.
I just realized it showed Maeby when they said I ain't George Micheal Bluth
Zack Wheelhouse I seriously just noticed that myself! As an Arrested Development fanatic I feel downright ashamed.
Tig Notaro and Sarah Silverman!
Thank you so much for pointing out Tig, I almost missed her! omglol
Hahahaha!! That fool shoulder pressing the car door! 😂😂
This song is so... awesome!!
Kate Micucci is so hot!
She looks 20 years older after that spray on tan. Don't do it ladies and men named Donald...
Oates is in big bang theory
Nooblikeu 33 both of them are :)
actually donald is 70 and looks younger with it on tbh
SomethingCool I think he looks ridiculous. The hair is bad enough but that awful awful tan... He looks like a Jack O Lantern. It's almost reason enough not to vote for him. If he thinks he looks good like that, he must be delusional. He'd be better off just looking pale and old. At least then he'd look somewhat distinguished and dignified. Now he just looks like he's going through a midlife crisis.
Paul TheSkeptic looks are a reason not to vote for someone? I don't think that's wise to say
Damn, Micucci's hot like hell.
Love the song and performance!
I think this showed up in my feed cause they're in my favorite episode of Guillermo De Toros Cabinet of curiosities
Sarah Silverman is perfection.
That wasn't sarah silverman.
Joe Blow, if not SS, then who?
Paul Strouse Rikki "Garfunkel" Lindhome and Kate "Oates" Micucci.
edit: Nevermind, I see her now. Don't know if you mean she's hot or funny. In her cameo here she succeeds in blending into the background and letting the duo who wrote the song to have the spotlight.
Paul Strouse But she had such a small part of this video I didn't ever see her(Sarah Silverman that is).According to that Jimmy Kimmel show SS is busy fucking Matt Damon. I would rather have Oats & Garfunkel. Kate "Oates" Micucci is so cute.
Joe Blow I videotaped a charity event on Sunset Strip last year. Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon were both there. They sat on opposite sides of the room and I never once saw them interact.
No one ever talks about how they killed those women and looted their clothes and jewelry.
You make us geeks look good. Keep it up!
"cooler than ice cube wearing snow skis" - best line ever!!!
I live in Seattle and bros are pretty funny. I’m literally surrounded by software engineers every time I try to go out.
ahaha i've watched this so many times and just now noticed that the necklace is a big silver douche lol
I love you guys. Can't wait for the new album! Oh, and I saw Kate on a commercial that involved pie. Made my day! :D
If by party you mean nation.
these girls are great
best song ever!!
Sarah Silverman looks like a straight up G
Leonard Chornomaz 2:49 bra
Lol yeah that's Sarah Silverman. The looks dope af in this video
Also Tig Nataro is in this like a G
haven't seen this in years and never really bothered to notice Sarah Silverman being super fuckin gangsta hahaha!!!! also, Kate looks pretty sexy haha normally she just looks adorable but daaaaang
"Leave them exposed like Bernie Madoff" ooh what a line!
Love it when it came out and will jam it when I'm in my old age
That Truman Capote line made me laugh so hard I couldn't catch my breath.
I've listened to this channel since 2010...still don't fucking know which is which.
The comedy folk band is *Garfunkel and Oates*. The blonde woman is actress Riki (Garfunkel) Lindhome and the "brown one" is actress Kate (Oates) Micucci.
0:22 "Garfunkel, Oates & the Rest of the crew" didn't help you?
Adam Picton ...Stick to your day job.
Adam Picton Lol, get a job newb.
Who will watch their TV series? IFC network announced an eight-episode Garfunkel & Oates season premiere for Thursday, August 7 at 10:00pm ET/PT.
:)
this song always makes me smile so hard
so brilliant. funny and sadly right on the nail
This song says all I need to say about my Doctoral supervision experience in the last year!! The Supervisor ......took a turn for the....D..😂😂😂
That Arrested Development reference tho
+Hannah Thompson And Allie Shaukat is in it too