@@str4wb3rry_ch4pstikactually if you had no ear lobe, sounds would be louder since the sound waves don’t have extra surface area to bounce on and diffuse a bit of sound. Your ear lobes are the buffer between your inner ear and loud noises!
This is pretty accurate lol, I got lip filler done by a plastic surgeon a few years ago & he was so brutal about my face, never again, I’ll stick with my thin lips from now on
Low key I've been considering filler but I'm so sensitive I would prob cry if the plastic surgeon said anything else about the rest of my face/body. Pretty much the only reason why I haven't gone
@@eleigh1312 honestly it’s so not worth it (in my opinion anyway), lip filler made my lips feel harder than natural, I could feel bumps inside & overall it didn’t help my confidence issues. They looked natural & I did like how they looked with filler overall, but it definitely wasn’t worth the money for me!
@@eleigh1312 Once you start you won't stop. Don't fix what's not broken. No health issues = NOTHING to fix. They are just trying to make *money." Remember that. You and OP are beautiful people. Don't let a stranger try to "fix" you.
@@eleigh1312I would tell them that when you book and also, find a nurse because they are often better with bedside manner. I had GREAT experiences getting my done and people thought they were natural and complimented me on my “nice, natural lips” not one person guessed but I increased my size a decent amount (overtime). You can start slow and build up, it’s more natural that way.
@@MissLofiASMRofficial You went to a bad person. I used to go to a pro, she would fill my thin lips and they were SO natural. You shouldn’t be able to tell by touching unless it’s overfilled or done wrong. I’ve only had like one lump that stayed once. You have to be so, so careful who you go to. It is truly an art.
Dude I worked as a receptionist at a place like this. No joke, this is accurate, they immediately started pointing out features on my face and what they wanted to do to “fix” them. I didn’t last long and quit. Anybody considering cosmetic procedures, you have your autonomy so decide what works best for you. I do strongly caution that you choose in advance what you want. Set some hard limits, because these people profit off your insecurity… (not all but I’d argue most) Great work as usual Caroline!
Wow, that's so weird. If it was in any other context, these people would literally be FREAKS. (Imagine if a random person told you how they would fix you)... Except they still are freaks because it's still way inappropriate and creepy, they just think it's not because of their profession???? Embarrassing, they deserve to be reported for inappropriate conduct too
They ALL profit off if your insecurity, some just don't stoke it beyond what society programs in. The only exception are some functional-restorative procedures following trauma
I rode on a bus next to a retired plastic surgeon once. He (UNPROMPTED, I didn’t even say hello) pointed out my acne and told me I ought to buy extra strength salicylic acid. I said “ok thanks”, looked at the price of that shit online, and bought more junk food instead. I was 19 1/2. You have acne when you’re 19 1/2. Now I’m 27 and the acne is gone. If you have spare money in college you should be enjoying it by eating it, drinking it, experiencing it, or pursuing your education with it. No sidetracking to dumbass shit because some old ass man in a bus thinks I look young and greasy.
This happened to me at the freaking dermatologist! Went in to have my moles checked and they started trying to get me to sign up for Botox and fillers. I told them I was really scared of putting foreign substances into my face especially not knowing how long it will last, I know way longer than the 6 months they tell you. Then you get more injected and it’s just too much to have all that stuff in your face, scary! I’m 44, I love myself and I love the way my face and body looks. My husband of 20+ years does as well. Every wrinkle has a story, the story of me, of us, so excited for the next chapter ❤❤ love yourselves ❤❤
I did do botox for migraine. The first doctor that I went to was like this. Even after I said, I realize i'm 37 and i'm happy with my aging process. He told me now was a perfect time to remove my smile lines, because it'll be harder to remove when i'm 50.
I have never heard of botox for migraines, does that help? I've heard of prism glasses helping, but my neurologist was doubtful, so how is that working out for you? Are you feeling better? Have the attacks decreased or is it just less frequent?
@@In_Spite YES. I was in tears and not sleeping my TMD was so bad. Had migraines triggered all the time. The TMJ clinics are super expensive and not covered by insurance. I've paid less at cosmetic medspas with better results. It slims your face a touch because the muscle shrinks (thankfully) but not too noticeably. If you have TMJ issues that triggers migraines, I would recommend 10/10.
If you ever played bioshock the original. The people were getting their faces sculpted like clay, and you can find a tape recording of a surgeon getting carried away, wanting to make people look perfect. It's very creepy and stuck with me a lot. This gave me the same vibes
I once wanted filler and legit had the guy tell me to get a nose job so the filler would be more "balanced." I left with neither 🙃 makeup fixes everything and ruins nothing.
i went to get my botox done in my grumpy eyebrow spot and asked about lip filler and the girl goes "mmm...no :) i won't touch your lips, they're wonderful" she was literally just the sweetest human on earth
The ear removal thing also checks out, because in Asia they're getting their ears surgically bigger and more protruding, and the Western beauty standards are usually the perfect opposite of the Asian ones.
"I'm sorry, I think I need a second opinion" Or the no conflict version, leave without any plans to return, schedule someone who really will just help with migraines
I remember I used to have to go to a medical spa to deal with a growth, and most of the girls were chill but every once in a while a girl would try and sell me on fillers. Like nah hun I've seen your clients, my face is fine.
It's closed now but i was a long term outpatient derm patient at an Army hospital that had a very low volume of patients so availability was very good. My dermatologist was so bored he asked if he could train his students to do IPL or whatever it was on my acne scars because they had nothing else to do. So I'd show up to work after being gone an extra 20 mins looking like I look rubber buckshot to the face but the results were nice! He did it a handful of times i think.
“You haven’t heeeeard?” 👂🏾👂🏾✂️
Why is this so good😂
😂😂😂
i certainly wont be if my ears get chopped off, im not out here looking for the van gogh cut 😭😭
@@str4wb3rry_ch4pstikactually if you had no ear lobe, sounds would be louder since the sound waves don’t have extra surface area to bounce on and diffuse a bit of sound. Your ear lobes are the buffer between your inner ear and loud noises!
😂
"ear removal"
"you havent heard?"
LMFAOOOOO
@AudreeFitts16 no it is not real
@AudreeFitts16 Yes it's real you should get one 😍😍😍😍 and the hand reduction surgery!!!!!
@@md_stephAnd the new heart and brain liberation operation!
This is dystopian but also we're actually living in this kind of world
Where, acutely living in that, world this won is good to, tho?...!😊
@@MysticaI_Orb ima try an make sense of that 4 other people
We're actually living in that world? This one is good too though?..!
@YourLocalAroace588 thank you, as I am too tired to try and comprehend what they originally said
We use to sell people ….relax 😂
@@ZomBeeQueeen no, it still happens. Way to much, sadly.
Perfect cheekbones! for surgery 🥰
I’m dead 😭
😭😭
I know this is comedy but its somehow become my favorite asmr channel
This is an asmr channel?
@@DaBoom22AHHHH of all the places I didn't expect a childhood reference here 😭❤
@@DaBoom22a heart that beatssss a voice that speaks the truthhh
@@_Sapph0_ no but they are saying they think of this channel as asmr
@@discontinued_2 ohhhhhhhhhh
I can’t lie, I straight up shivered when she she insinuated that you should get plastic surgery in order for your makeup to look better. 😵💫😰
but they actually do that lol
Literally
They mean your natural highlights not the makeup :). The makeup is called after the natural thing.
I know I'm late but that's not what that means lmao
They really do be doing that though
“They’re calling it the seal!”
I’m honestly surprised they don’t call it the Van Gogh 😭
More like the ‘Van Gone’
That's only when you remove one ear, not both 😂
This is pretty accurate lol, I got lip filler done by a plastic surgeon a few years ago & he was so brutal about my face, never again, I’ll stick with my thin lips from now on
Low key I've been considering filler but I'm so sensitive I would prob cry if the plastic surgeon said anything else about the rest of my face/body. Pretty much the only reason why I haven't gone
@@eleigh1312 honestly it’s so not worth it (in my opinion anyway), lip filler made my lips feel harder than natural, I could feel bumps inside & overall it didn’t help my confidence issues. They looked natural & I did like how they looked with filler overall, but it definitely wasn’t worth the money for me!
@@eleigh1312 Once you start you won't stop. Don't fix what's not broken. No health issues = NOTHING to fix. They are just trying to make *money." Remember that. You and OP are beautiful people. Don't let a stranger try to "fix" you.
@@eleigh1312I would tell them that when you book and also, find a nurse because they are often better with bedside manner. I had GREAT experiences getting my done and people thought they were natural and complimented me on my “nice, natural lips” not one person guessed but I increased my size a decent amount (overtime). You can start slow and build up, it’s more natural that way.
@@MissLofiASMRofficial You went to a bad person. I used to go to a pro, she would fill my thin lips and they were SO natural. You shouldn’t be able to tell by touching unless it’s overfilled or done wrong. I’ve only had like one lump that stayed once. You have to be so, so careful who you go to. It is truly an art.
Dude I worked as a receptionist at a place like this. No joke, this is accurate, they immediately started pointing out features on my face and what they wanted to do to “fix” them. I didn’t last long and quit.
Anybody considering cosmetic procedures, you have your autonomy so decide what works best for you. I do strongly caution that you choose in advance what you want. Set some hard limits, because these people profit off your insecurity… (not all but I’d argue most)
Great work as usual Caroline!
Wow, that's so weird. If it was in any other context, these people would literally be FREAKS. (Imagine if a random person told you how they would fix you)... Except they still are freaks because it's still way inappropriate and creepy, they just think it's not because of their profession???? Embarrassing, they deserve to be reported for inappropriate conduct too
Slay
They ALL profit off if your insecurity, some just don't stoke it beyond what society programs in. The only exception are some functional-restorative procedures following trauma
I rode on a bus next to a retired plastic surgeon once. He (UNPROMPTED, I didn’t even say hello) pointed out my acne and told me I ought to buy extra strength salicylic acid. I said “ok thanks”, looked at the price of that shit online, and bought more junk food instead. I was 19 1/2. You have acne when you’re 19 1/2. Now I’m 27 and the acne is gone. If you have spare money in college you should be enjoying it by eating it, drinking it, experiencing it, or pursuing your education with it. No sidetracking to dumbass shit because some old ass man in a bus thinks I look young and greasy.
This happened to me at the freaking dermatologist! Went in to have my moles checked and they started trying to get me to sign up for Botox and fillers.
I told them I was really scared of putting foreign substances into my face especially not knowing how long it will last, I know way longer than the 6 months they tell you. Then you get more injected and it’s just too much to have all that stuff in your face, scary!
I’m 44, I love myself and I love the way my face and body looks. My husband of 20+ years does as well. Every wrinkle has a story, the story of me, of us, so excited for the next chapter
❤❤ love yourselves ❤❤
"your face is so 👹rawww👹"
... ear removal, you haven't heard?
Hehehe
"You also have perfect cheekbones...for surgery" lmao damn
I did do botox for migraine. The first doctor that I went to was like this. Even after I said, I realize i'm 37 and i'm happy with my aging process. He told me now was a perfect time to remove my smile lines, because it'll be harder to remove when i'm 50.
But don’t you want to look like you’ve never in your life had anything to be happy about?!?
I have never heard of botox for migraines, does that help? I've heard of prism glasses helping, but my neurologist was doubtful, so how is that working out for you? Are you feeling better? Have the attacks decreased or is it just less frequent?
@@In_Spite YES. I was in tears and not sleeping my TMD was so bad. Had migraines triggered all the time. The TMJ clinics are super expensive and not covered by insurance. I've paid less at cosmetic medspas with better results. It slims your face a touch because the muscle shrinks (thankfully) but not too noticeably. If you have TMJ issues that triggers migraines, I would recommend 10/10.
🖐🏼 your face is so raw 😂😂😂
That ended on a horrifying note 😂
"...for surgery."😂
I need a full version of this so bad I’ve been listening to this on repeat nine months
the eyes and ring light are the most dastardly combo
I get shivers when she says cheekbones for surgery
Thanks Terrance for 1 like 😊
👹your face is so raw👹
The intense eye contact really makes these great
I don’t know if you set out to be an ASMRtist, but you’re really good at it. Also, not finding the pulse made me literally laugh out loud.
She does mostly asmr in her full length videos
Need a longer version please
I need this as an asmr, I loved the last one sm 😭
Dr: you also have perfect cheekbones
Me: :)
Dr: ..for surgery
Me: :(
"ear removal?"
"you haven't heard?"
The way I keep backing away when she gets close like
NOPE!
Amazing skit 👍
You’re awesome! I love all the different characters you do and the satire.
Please can we get a full one 😭😭😭
As a person who’s suffered from chronic migraines since I was 5… this is too accurate 😭
Oh my gosh pleaseeee do a full video with this character!
Obsessed with the way your blue eyes help with the unsettling aspect. As a fellow bluey I’m obsessed
😂😂😂
I love you, man
Not me walking into my dermatologist and walking out spending about 5k on procedures to fix me.
You are so good at the crazy eyes 😂
you truly understand what a POV is and i love it. you’re hilarious and i love your videos
If you ever played bioshock the original. The people were getting their faces sculpted like clay, and you can find a tape recording of a surgeon getting carried away, wanting to make people look perfect. It's very creepy and stuck with me a lot. This gave me the same vibes
Why is this kinda relaxing
"Theyre calling it the seal!" 😭💀
The fact ear removal didn't sound too outlandish in context to all the bizarre things said prior is quite dystopian.
This is what my dermatologist is like lmfao IM WEAK
We need a full video of this.
I once wanted filler and legit had the guy tell me to get a nose job so the filler would be more "balanced." I left with neither 🙃 makeup fixes everything and ruins nothing.
“I get migraines too (wink)- right here, and right here and right here…” 😂😂😂
The implication with the highlighter comment that even after this we'll still have to wear make up to look good is so accurately dystopian ☠️
“You also have perfect cheekbones….for surgery” PLS 😂 just say I’ve the perfect face for surgery at this point 💀
😂 “The Seal” 😂😂😂
What am I a raw chicken with a face? 😂
Your eyes remind me of Kate McKinnon. They add to every character and voice. Love your videos. 😂
Omg lmaoo I heard about Botox for migraines but i don’t want to get started on that, lmao I’m already insecure with myself
Like the Upload shoulder blade sharpening 😂
Girlie really said 👁️👄👁️
"You have perfect cheekbones For surgery”😆🤣
You also have perfect cheek bones idk if I should be scared or take that as a compliment ❤😂🎉😅
So hilarious😂 love your content soo so much
My mom would have left immediately if someone told her that.
The thing is, she was a plus size model before she ever even became a cook
You should so ASMR with this exact voice, I’d be all in that stg
I've gotta show my mom this, she would get this. Lol!!!!
“Ur face is so raw 🚪 😈” got me dying 💀 😭
“I’m not here for acne” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I need a long version on here
“Your face is so rawwwwww. And I have so many ideas on how I can ✨fix it✨”
*"YOUR FACE IS SO RAW."* are you gonna eat me? 😭
i think i'm gonna need a full video of this 😂😭
Modify by Lemon Demon starts playing
i went to get my botox done in my grumpy eyebrow spot and asked about lip filler and the girl goes "mmm...no :) i won't touch your lips, they're wonderful" she was literally just the sweetest human on earth
These role-plays are brilliant 💀
The tape 🤣
GOD I love this. Also why did I get so many tingles-
The ear removal thing also checks out, because in Asia they're getting their ears surgically bigger and more protruding, and the Western beauty standards are usually the perfect opposite of the Asian ones.
"I'm sorry, I think I need a second opinion"
Or the no conflict version, leave without any plans to return, schedule someone who really will just help with migraines
Perfect cheekbones.... for surgery 😂
Why is this so relaxing?
"Ear removal?"
"You haven't heard?"
Heh
She looks like the birth child of Merry and Frodo Baggins
I’m listening to this bc of her voice and asmr
100% smaller… got me dying 💀
ohmygod i just discovered your channel 😭😭 you're crazy good at this !!
Getting a facial at the spa?
What do you mean by that?
@@metal_cheetosthey're requesting for her to do that
I remember I used to have to go to a medical spa to deal with a growth, and most of the girls were chill but every once in a while a girl would try and sell me on fillers. Like nah hun I've seen your clients, my face is fine.
It's closed now but i was a long term outpatient derm patient at an Army hospital that had a very low volume of patients so availability was very good. My dermatologist was so bored he asked if he could train his students to do IPL or whatever it was on my acne scars because they had nothing else to do. So I'd show up to work after being gone an extra 20 mins looking like I look rubber buckshot to the face but the results were nice! He did it a handful of times i think.
They Fr find everything wrong and try to gaslight you into doing it-
You give me life 😂you haven’t hearrrrdd???
“ ma’am I just want Botox I don’t want to look like a possessed seal 😂 “
“ but you will look so much better”
“ are you calling me ugly?🤨”
Plz make a full vid on this
You also have perfect cheekbones… … for surgery. 😂
I can't help but feel like a younger joan cusack is telling me that i need plastic surgery lmao
pls pls pls make a longer video of this
My mom said this was her experience when she went to get a bump on her forehead removed by a surgeon.
Part 2 please
This gives me Bioshock surgeon vibes. Scary yet strangely fascinating
And right heeeeeear lmao
You have perfect cheekbones…….. for surgery 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fun fact: my Botox for my migraines is tomorrow. Lol If you have chronic migraines, give Botox a thought! It really does help.
She should do asmrrr😍
Is the plastic surgeon trying to make me Voldemort..?
Ear removal as a concept for plastic surgery is absolutely horrific to me lmao
Ear removal??? But I have so many earrings.....lol
Could you please make a full video in this voice tone ❤
The diamond pen had me on the floor rolling