POV: You're a bridesmaid and I'm your makeup artist
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- Опубліковано 26 сер 2024
- Comedy, ASMR, improv, unconventional props, soft speaking, brushes on mics-- this video has got it all!
It's wedding day, but you're not the bride. You're just a bridesmaid and you're tired from all the smiling and mingling. But now that you're in Chloe's chair, you can relax. You don't have to fake it around Chloe-- she hates fake people.
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“We don’t have to take other people’s insecurites as seriously as they take them” is a deep line for an ASMR video, somebody put that on a t shirt
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The cut off of you laughing at yourself "because my dad's the captain" got me 😂
or the “honey choo choo, bc she always did this train act” part😭
Or the "you know who else was unlucky in love? Stuart Little... cuz he's a rat."
“Both sides if your face look so good. Like they don’t look the same, but they look so good.” THAT CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD
and the one side being more patriarchal LOL
*swear words at you cutely*
The weird thing is that before she started doing asmr, all she had to do was talk and move and I’d get crazy relaxed + tingles. She’s not only a natural, she’s a wizard.
Same!! I’ve always found her videos to be soothing❤
Same I find her voice so relaxing and I don’t even know why
Same! I used to sit with her dermatology and plastic surgery tik toks on loops
Yessss same
Omg same!! I was wondering if it was just me! Wild!
She complimented us, she insulted us, she gave us tingles, she changed the course of our lives forever. I love her.
How did she insult us
@@avaisbored she made assumptions about us being single 🤣🥲 said we just have bad personalities
Well then, definitely don’t look at anything like “Diana’s first Alexander lesson with Gheeta.” She made one perfect video years ago and never posted again.
she also said we’re like Stuart little 😂😂 because I was probably hard for him to date, she also looked at us rudely and intense when talking about living in a trailer park, so she basically said we look like we live in a trailer park
Telling the bridesmaid that the bride probably won't be friends with them in a couple of years is the best kind of blasphemy.
Also "He's independently wealthy... from his parents." Had me CACKLING.
I was half expecting "He's got a strawberry house... made of Lego. In his room. OUR room... at his parents house."
me: *nearly asleep*
caroline: you know who was unlucky in love? stewart little.
me: *absolutely cackling*
“Because he was a rat in a people world…. Hard to date” absolutely howling at this
it feels like when ur about to fall asleep at a sleepover and ur friend is just saying stupid shit and ur both delirious
And the way she just casually says " *sigh* because he was a rat😔"
The random uncomfortable eye contact with the camera really sells it, and I just go completely still every time it happens for no reason
You are NAILING The blank stare that MUA’s do while assessing their work
this is an extremely accurate recreate of what it's like to listen as a beauticien tells you a series of batshit and/or Fascinating takes and stories, and then follows up with beautiful and life changing wisdom
My beautician was deep in the trenches waxing my downstairs when she suddenly started talking about veins and how she sees the majesty of God's creation in all the bodies of her clients. Woman was yanking out my public hair and going on about god 😂
I feel like men don't get this and that why most of them don't end up being good husbands! The male barbers don't give good husband advice
I have no idea how you managed to create such a perfectly morally grey personality. I have absolutely no idea how to feel about this woman!! 😂😂 However, I am pretty sure that I am going to tell her my darkest secrets while drunk on the bathroom floor later at the reception.
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Oh absolutely!!! You’ll follow each other on social media and then not be able to remember where you know her from in 3 months when you scroll through your followers😂
You know.. you dont have to feel good or bad, I personally felt right at times and also wrong at times. And thats most people.
"You don't have to take other people's insecurities as seriously as they take them."
Brilliant.
i like how you clearly own makeup but you're doing ours with keurig cups and markers it's so funny to me
some of my makeup looks like its been through war so I get it
The funny part is when you get your makeup done professionally they usually wear a glove on one hand so the crinkle sound of a keurig cup isn't that far off 😂😂😂😂
I thought it was a fry sauce container 😂
You can't share, it's unsanitary
I died at “you need to prepare it as if you’re gonna put it on a taco then take it off the taco and give it to him”
her getting reflective about mercury and various constellations while slowly and absentmindedly swiping at the “eyeshadow” is just…perfection
That was like, my favorite asmr sound ever
jus curious.. i hope this doesn't sound dumb but where is the best place to learn about constellations or at least abt this galaxy ??
i love space and wanna learn so much moreeee
@@porcupine1554google
@@porcupine1554documentaries were my favorite
You have a gift. Multiple. Wonderful voice, acting skills and so good at creating dialogue. And funny to boot. Eyeshadow brush on coffee pod was excellent.
Thank you so much, Jessi! I’ll be sure to do the coffee pod again sometime
Soooo good!
EXQUISITE
“You know who else was unlucky in love? Stuart little” I had to pause and walk away for a second bc I didn’t wanna wake up my partner from laughing
I LOVED the coffee pod for eyeshadow! so crinkly and mixed with her stories was so good!
Sooo good!
We don’t have to take other peoples insecurities as seriously as they take them… I needed that 😭
13:35 when you lost it. Thank you for leaving that in! I love when you crack yourself up with these ridiculous stories
You’re so effortlessly funny it’s insane
It’s effortful
@@carolineeasomso good it’s seems effortless 🙌
@@carolineeasomrelatable
I love how it’s not distracting to the tone of the video at all! I hate asmr where they break the fourth wall acting ridiculous.
I LOVE the props you use. I don't know if it brings me back to my childhood playing pretend, or if it's just that other videos with fancy props feels too serious. Either way you're killing it, so thank you!
Also you cracking up at your own jokes made me laugh so hard 🤣
LOVE that you’re doing asmr now your voice is literally perfect for it ❤
So perfect- and the eyes. And the “ok” that she says…so good. Chefs kiss- I closed my eyes like 10 times from being relaxed
@@brookemay2443 Her eyes are phenomenal aren't they!
Sometimes I’ll tune out during these then randomly hear “they’ll keep a bag of your teeth” ☺️ always a pleasure caroline!!! 🤍
I love how in her ASMR’s she talks quietly rather than whispering, because sometimes whispering gets on my nerves, especially when I can’t tell what they’re saying
as someone who’s enjoyed asmr since 2016, this is one of the only asmr videos i could sit and listen through the entire way. the dialogue feels so organic and i laughed out loud multiple times
The ending was so comforting lol like I am so appreciative of this makeup artist for telling me to leave a toxic friendship 😂
5:22: …one half of your face is more, maternal, one half is more, patriarchal.
I can’t decide whether you belong on SNL or on the ASMR side of UA-cam because you would succeed in either path so ridiculously well. Thank you for making me smile today.
That line had me cracking up
It’s true though 😂 half your face is mom other half is dad for sure
I was dieing at that line
This’d get me to watch SNL again tbh
@@lovleyloner1487paternal and patriarchal are different! Not sure if she meant to do that on purpose or not, but it sure was funny😂
This character reminds me of the time the woman waxing my eyebrows warned me to be careful who i let wax my eyebrows because they might deliberately fuck them up out of jealousy 😭. She was very emphatic about this like i was kinda like "oh haha i don't think that will happen" and she was like "No. Believe me." I don't remember exactly what she said bc this was years ago, but i remember that she was very serious about it.
I believe she was genuine/well meaning, but this has never been an issue for me lol. I don't see how anyone would choose to ruin their clients' eyebrows out of jealousy. Though part of me did briefly feel the need to take stock like damn do i have to be hypervigilant about my eyebrows? The answer is no.
Her whole vibe did give me ASMR though.
this is so funny lol
Love the fact that the character quite literally intentionally forgets what the bride said to do for our makeup because her moral code says “Don’t dim nobody’s light”. The bride’s really gonna love that😂😂😂😂
The breaking character for a split second @ 13:34 😂
9:48 too lmao
This cracked me up
this makeup artist is both unhinged and comforting and I love it.
I have a feeling that we are a severely sleep deprived bridesmaid and so we can barely understand half of what she’s saying but we are happy to listen lol she’s just making normal conversation and we can only hear gibberish haha
As a 31 year old your commentary on “now it seems like everybody has kids” makes so much sense 😅😂
I love how the hard truths go deeper and deeper as they are nestled between soothing sounds. This is relaxing, funny, and intense.
“I kissed the captain 😜 on the cheek 😶 because he’s my dad ,, my dads a captain on a carnival cruise-🤕” I am on the floor babes
Holy cow! Every line of this video was gold! I’ll be re-watching this way too many times 😂
Thank you so much 🙏
“you’ve got very greeeeen undertones” took me out bro you caught me I’m an alien
I recently had a negative experience as a bridesmaid and watching this, especially the ending was extremely cathartic and I teared up.
The fact that there was no explanation for the Jack Russell being 27 kills me
6:49 that silent, empty stare followed by "i have a tiny little jack russell terrier. he's 27." caught me so off guard LMFAO
21:34 I really enjoyed that part, it’s super wholesome and sweet. Mega tingles, I’ve watched it so many times.
Honestly that was genius to use the coffee pod as “eyeshadow” bc it definitely added to the tingles ✨👂🏻✨
The last two minutes of this video were PERFECTION!! I got so many tingles. Something about that tough love none sense vibe was amazing!
“we don’t have to take others insecurities as seriously as they take them” stealing this!
This is my comfort asmr video, so I’ve watched it multiple times. But I read through the comments and see all these funny things I haven’t heard yet because I’ve literally never been able to finish it. 😭 I always fall asleep by the 10 minute mark
Remember the plastic surgeon POV you made? You had the tape and suggested seal ears 🦭😂? A longer video like that would be perfect for ASMR since it’s more up close and “personal attention” style!
I don’t even like asmr but I watch these because I love hearing the characters you make up and the things they say
There’s something magical about the energy in this video - I keep coming back.
CAROLINE I NEED A PART TWO OF U DOING THE BRIDES MAKEUP!! that would be so entertaining
The way you keep sneaking sniffs of the markers I’m cryingggg 😂😂😂
“Some confused morticians” and the straight face 🤣
STOP im a bridesmaid for a wedding happening next week. this is perfect to help me calm down, thank you :,)
Dude same! 😂
@@thiccpapaethan3066yall might be going to the same wedding 😮
how was the wedding? hope it went well! 😊
@Martyn1999 it was ok. there were some mistakes that happened. the bride and groom had fun, though, and that's all that matters.
It’s so refreshing to be a part of an online community that is so kind and positive, I love asmr💜 way less rude judgmental people than in other comment sections. I’m glad it seems Caroline gets the love and praise she deserves.
I’ve gotten so much love and support from the ASMR community already. I’ve been targeted by some misogynistic teens on tiktok in the last week and it’s been really disheartening. This community on UA-cam is what’s kept me going
I love the typical beautician laser focus gaze she lays upon my face while talking absolute bs lmao
Howww did you get the cadence of a makeup artist (specifically wedding mua) making random small talk even down to revealing such deep personal secrets/issues and moving immediately into explaining what makeup you’re using and why 😂😂 I’m sobbing this is indescribably funny
She sells the character so well I can't tell if the things she's talking about are actually about her or the character 😂 10/10 will watch again right now
"You know who else was unlucky in love? Stuart Little." I was not prepared 😂😂😂
9:49 you can see the moment she breaks character and can’t hold it on anymore lol😂😂
Same pfp omg
I keep coming back to this one
Same here
I love how you’re just going through the same five sharpies and coloring our face with them again and again, really solid work!
Lol I thought I was going crazy 🤣
Haha yes cracked me up 😂 wondering about how my eyes would look like with these colors mixed together
this shade of McDonald's k-cup looks really good on everyone
the cut off laugh at 13:32 is killing me
"Ya know who else is unlucky in love?!... Stewart little. Because he's a RAT in a human world. It would be hard for him to date." 😂 I absolutely lost it! She's hilarious
“love comes to those who 👁️👁️ aggressively 👁️👁️ pursue it”
3:40 reminds me of a thing my friend said when we were doing our makeup, "it would suck to have only one eye done, that's why I always do both eyes."
I lost it at the 27 year old dog who only eats taco meat 💀
Proof certain people are just naturally talented
I NEED to see you on TV one day. You have so much talent and you’re so funny. SNL Vibes for sure
I've watched this so many times. Caroline please do a part 2 for this character we BEG YOU.
There is a part two, it’s the one where she is holding a hair brush and scissors in the thumbnail
I never knew how relaxing the sound of a brush on a kurig cup could be 😪💤
Absolutely found your niche in asmr. The acting doesnt feel forced, and the distracted pauses during the random stories while trying to figure out what to do next is great. The sounds are just natural sounds and not the layered or anything, and they work great! And the comedy...
"Thats cute..... shes seems like a piece of work." 😂
This is such a solid asmr video. The kureg cup for the prop, the markers, the fucking storyline. I’m dead
i feel like a rat in a people world
I know these pauses are for you to recover from whatever sentence you just said as much as it’s an asmr choice 😂 this is so delightfully unhinged
I feel like I'm watching a new ASMR genre being invented. Can't wait to see more videos 😊
you've definitely met so many different types of people to be able to replicate these characters so acutely. I'd love just a glimpse of the amount of experience you've had interacting with the human species. Also, you are quite beautiful.
“You don’t have to take other people’s insecurities as seriously as they take them” it’s such good advice actually I actually said “that’s such good advice” out loud
9:42 honey choo choo 😂 i died at that part
I usually get bored with asmr but you make it so fun to watch
You’re probably the only person I know that can speak in their normal voice and still do ASMR. You just have a relaxing voice, I notice when a lot of people try doing normal voice ASMR their voice always cracks because they don’t have that natural low voice. 😂
2:39 OMG McCafé is my favourite brand of makeup 🥰
Idk why when she said my dog keeps escaping it made me laugh. Just so random after a couple seconds of silence
Had me crying!
The cruise captain bit KILLED me 😭
This felt like a real interaction. Loved it ❤️
"and a lot of the best friends she'll ever meet she hasn't met yet" wow didnt expect a silly asmr video to make me think about this at 3am (10/10 video btw)
I’m 34, got married at 24. This line absolutely hit. It’s so true, and not in a sad “oh my friends have changed” way but a “wow, I now have a community that was harder to earn but will last through the years” way.
can believe she broke at “honey choo choo”
"maybe one side is more maternal...and the other more patriarchal" i died here 😂
I love how you cracked yourself up with your own dialogue. Super cute and funny. 😂
I literally have not had tingles for a year. But what you’re doing with that coffee pod and makeup brush gave me the most I’ve ever had 😭 I’m so happy
the rewatch value of this video is bananas
“i love bonnie, she’s just got kind of a harsh touch, i guess you could say… yeah” 😭😭 I CANT
9:39 Honey Choo Choo had an act with trains… hahahaha
How are you so good at this?! Also loving that you made yourself crack up over the Honey Choo Choo bit
this is precisely what i came to the comments for because i could not stop laughing at that 💀💀💀
15:15 girl WHAT. this is so funny I love this. You're staring so hard I feel like you're gonna lunge at me and bite me
The Stuart Little comment FLOORED me 😭😂
All the anecdotes in this video are just so flipping funny oh my god
You are SO funny, "honey choo choo" had me giggling
Y’all I really had to go watch another video to figure out if the acting is just *that* good and it truly just is that good
Some of the quotes I could pull from this video are beautifully unhinged and I just wanna say how much I appreciate that