ASMR~ Lord Farquaad does your Makeup 🏰
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- Опубліковано 3 гру 2023
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insta: mayawinky
Tiktok: mayawinks
Makeup inspired by the incredible: @Creative.Cliche
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Filters used from Snapchat!!
Mini song cover: “Centuries”- Fall Out Boy
Thank you so much for all the love you guys have shown me. It’s amazing how many messages I get that my videos can help some of you. That’s truly all I want and hope for. Reading your supportive comments always makes me want to improve and try to give you guys the best content. I know I’m not always active on social media, but just know I am always working on something new and strange for you lol. I appreciate you all so much it’s insane. Happy Holiday’s and stay swaggy ❤️
NO THANK YOU FOR BEING BORN AND MAKING OUR DAY BY YOUR VIDEOS
YOU ARE SO FUNNY ME AND MY BESTIE LOVE YOUU
We love you have some good holidays too❤️😻
I loVE you
THANK YOU FOR SWAG CONTENT! MANY SWAGS🙏🏻😔
AND HAVE A
#SWAGGYCHRISTMAS ❄️🎄🎅🏻
NO BECAUSE GIRLIE ABSOLUTELY WENT HARD FOR THIS, THE ANGELS?? THE COSTUME??? THE EDITING??? PEAK ASMR RIGHT HERE GUYS
ANGLES*
Facts
@@mxrose_x/j*
WOW THANK YOU SO MUCH!! 😩👏❤️
@@CoffeeDaManokit she already has
People 30 years ago could not fathom what 2023 comedy content would look like. It’s incredible
People from 1 year ago wouldn't see this coming
This video is the definition of, “this would kill a Victorian child.”
Yes
In 2020, even during the pandemic, I don't think anyone could've ever thought this would've been real
Congrats, now i cant stop imaginating someone from the past seeing this and me being the one to explain it.
Im dying of embarassment by my own mind.
11:24 "you are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when sky's are gray"
11:20
11:25
11:23
14:25
5:25
I swear every maya video is a fever dream
10:32 - *_"Handsome Elf-Man Maya can't hurt you. She's not real."_*
Handsome Elf-Man Maya:
BRUH
"Our first big booty baddie is the muffin man" had me rolling☠
Lol same 😂
😂
"A diamond in the roof."
Same 😂
Bro brought out the washbuckling, scurvy having, argggg saying emoticon
The fact her mom is literally in her vids is crazy
She needs a award for acting all these characters
Her moms plays a character? Who?
@@elmecanico3627the guard is her mom 🏃
wait what?? i thought that was her lmao@@Lunabliss_rockstar
@@kxylen no the person in the costume standing next to the mirror is her mom lol
@@Lunabliss_rockstar omggg I love them 😭😭😭💕
Why am I watching this, I can't stop
Me too
Same here
Ikr I watch this video every time I go on her channel it's so addicting 😭
Ive rewatched this more than 4 times already, I just cant stop.
Me to
i didn’t know i needed to see lord farquaad singing to sleep token omg
and the summoning at that 😭
Gets so much funnier when you realize the extra is her mom 😭😭
THATS HER MOM? God bless her soul. My mom wouldve have thrown me a chancla if she saw me acting like an idiot lmao
That's surprising. You wouldn't think she'd be willing to after the time Maya broke that table/desk
@@loretohidalgo3533same...AND I'M FKN IRISH *throws table*
When the mom its just checking her phone 😭😭😭😭
RIGHTTTT
Creators like you is what make me keep coming back to the internet and not going completely offline. This is the shit I live for
Felt that
I am honored tysm 🛐
A diamond in a pile of shit fr
@@MayaWinkyASMR you rise above the rest my friend 👌🏼 glad someone with the same name as me is representing this well 🔥🔥😮💨 Maya gang unite 🔥
𝙁𝙧𝙛𝙧
“AND PREETY SWAG, AND SHE LISTENS TO SLEEP TOKENNNN” my favorite line🥹🥹🥹🥹
She’s THE asmr queen. So funny and gives me tingles.
Love you queen!
bye she’s so creative😭 how does she come up w these?😭😭😭
drugs.. KIDDING
Literally😭
YOUR PFP 💀💀💀💀
unresolved trauma 😍☺️
@@arizona_101 🤭🤭🤭
Winky mom being the mirror guard with a mop is perfection
😭😭😭😭
I JUST SAW AND IM LAUGHING SO HARD
Poor thing needa break, she's having to use a mop as a defense 😭
@@StevieMcKenna10"POOR THING" IM CACKLINGG
@@StevieMcKenna10i read this in a british accent i’m crying
Yk as a Sleepy Token fan I gotta say, her singing was definitely on point 😍
I’ve watched this thing an embarrassing amount of time to the point I recognise the few changes from the original upload around December and now, and I’m soooooooooo happy I can re watch and get new things, hilarious and talented oh yes
I really hope that this was someone's first ASMR experience💀
Calming and hilarious💀💀💀
As someone who doesnt watch asmr this is definetly my first time doing it willingly 😭
@@GloopyCowScoopssame
It is😅
This is my first asmr vid-
😂😂
This was my first ASMR experience, and I’m not disappointed 💀💀💀
this is my second 💀
first nd second is crazy .
@@Akioz229bruh and this is my uh yeah I hope you count
@@emptyhad2571 wym?..
my first & final lol
NOT DARYL AS THE KNIGHT- ✋
The only makeup and/or asmr person I’ve ever watched and/or liked!!
Well, no shit. How are you going to like something you don’t watch?
I’m so glad markiplier is getting noticed in the asmr community ❤️
Edit: I love how seeing the markiplier lord farquad meme is a universal experience 💀
Why hasn't this comment blown up yet omg xD I almost choked
REAL
HELP OMG-
HELP
LMAO
i feel like i’m watching deleted scenes from the actual movie, so talented.
why is there no comments
@@MoldyMilk. idk 😭
🐢
Lol
Uh
What is thissss😭😭😭 swear full of energy and personality
Shes pretty swag.. and She listens to sleep token😻😻😻 flying for no reason:
Hi
Timemark?
Mother has gifted us with more ASMR 😍
YESS❤❤❤
FRRR
YEEESSS❤
FRR
It has not been Asmr from the start it was just comedy LOL
Honestly I keep cringing at all her vids but that’s fun …
When the world needed her most, she returned
Why does this have no replies
real.
Real😜
Fr
we must thank our asmr queen
You are legit one of the funniest and creative creators i've seen in a while. Your comedic timing, the costumes, the green screen, you put a lot of work into your stuff and it shows.
this is the funest thing I've seen in a while
Her mom is so iconic doing this with her😌
FAX AND I LOVE HER ENERGY LIKE OML
Fr
She definitely got her humor from her mom 😂
Where?
@@Lilly-rr1iz she was the guard
the attention to detail in this one is CRAZY…the costume and makeup and the mirror dude NOT TO MENTION FARQUAADS CHIN is 100% on point (get it…lol) scarily impressive. what a talent
You can see the line
@@cassandracrusoe8052i doesn’t matter. the fact that she did that chin is really impressive
This has comedy, ASMR, edits, references… THIS IS PEAK 😩🤚
This is my favorite video. I watch this every night to help me sleep
I don't know why the chaotic nature of these asmr videos is so soothing.
Plus her mom doing this video with her
I think the chaotic unexpectedness is soothing because it’s kind of distracting and sucks you in. My brain couldn’t think about anything except what I was watching.
@@wh0o40Who’s her mom?
@@MFsecret1the guard haha
“You need a whole new transformation”
“You need a whole new wig”
“Excuse me I was blessed by my mummy” THAT PART HAD ME HAVE THE SILENT LAUGH
I read this comment as that part of the video played lol
12:53
SAME
As the 1000th liker of this comment, I can agree.
wasnt it "holy transformation"?
this is that video i'll never get tired of watching.
I love every single part of it
12:52 famous last words: THIS IS NOT A WIG 💅💅 I WAS BLESSED BY MY MOMMY-
*takes off wig*
*1000 YARD STARE*
LFQ: Forget the natural look..you need a whole new transformation”
…”you need a whole new WIG💅🙄”…
LFQ:“EXCUSE ME?! This is NOT a wig!! I WAS BLESSED BY MY MUMMY!💅💅😡✨✨💅💅”
*…Wigcheck..*
Lord FARTQUAD🤭: “😱”
Continues w/make up💀💀
@@MochiLovezUFr xd
I love how her mom gets in on her shenanigans 🤣
Yeah same. 😂
WHY 2.5K LIKES AND ONLY ONE COMMENT💀 IG ILL BE SECOND
thank you for offering the most realistic asmr experiences ❤
Me and my friends are addicted to your videos and they are a perfect source of hilariousness I hope you take that as a good thing! If I were to sort ASMR channels yours would be in the comedy section( that is a good thing)! Thank you for all of these lovely videos!
Idek how she does this without bursting out laughing every five seconds 😭
cuts are a thing ig lol
@@itz_girliepops yes but I would take hours js to make one clip
@@LemonShark_Official true lol
REAL
i burst out laughing every 5 seconds😭😭😭
I love that her mom is so supportive and the way that she acted as the guard
THAT WAS HER MOM?
@@-girly_pop-Fr?
@@-girly_pop-yes😭
WTF HER MOM IS THE BEST
I just logged on to UA-cam. And then first video I see is this. This has been beyond traumatizing, I think I will go watch the shrek movie now 💃
The editing is so good she needs a Grammy 🎉
tysm for making this, before finding this video i would only sleep 2 minutes each night, but now i listen to this video when i go to bed and i get a full 13 minutes ❤
This is by far the most impressive work of art I’ve seen in my life
YEAH AND THE ANGLES R COOL
well then go a see a doctor
@@ralfku4280 😭
@@ralfku4280no
The script, the plot, the costumes, the acting, the editing. Sensational
Yes.
It's really not
@@juanurena87 ok, man👍 too bad i didnt ask
@@juanurena87does this video look like it's meant to be top tier film awards type shit
@@jasonyoung712 I agree with this a lot actually
She needs to make a part two!!! ❤
Omg, I couldn’t help but smile because of how funny this was 😄😂
12:56
“ excuse me😒this is not a wig😡I was blessed by my mummy-🙄”
Wig snatched 😍
*Awkward silence.*
FIRST
*cricket noise* 🦗
*Makeup noises*
got some froggies here, TO BLEND THIS OUT 💅💅💅💅😜😛💸💸🤭
Wtf her wig
"you need a whole new wig 😒" "excuse me ? 🤨 This is not a wig i was blessed by my mommy 🥰" that part always gets me 😭 (ANYWAYS I LOVE YOU MAYAAA YOU ALWAYS PUT A SMILE ON MY FACE)
What when is that
@@loladiggs99512:50
12:52
2.2K likes but 3 comments? Lemme fix that
Yoink! 🧑🦲
No ‘cause this is iconic for absolutely no reason.
This is the best makeup content created ever! I mean I'm just amazing!
the amount of work she puts into these is so admirable bc this is literally amazing
show stopping even
7:10
Why is it so high quality? This is the funniest, lowkey tingly, and well made asmr I've ever watched.
this is literally so unfunny lil bro
@@pompom1006ain't no way you just said lil bro
Then don't watch it @@pompom1006 💀
@@pompom1006humor is subjective lil bro
@@pompom1006”lil bro” 🤓🤓🤓 I bet your 12
@mayawinkyASMR i love ur videos your so funny , you always make my day !
im literally falling asleep omg 😍
I WASN'T EXPECTING THIS BUT THIS IS AMAZING
75 LIKES??? WHAT IS HAPPENING HELP
@@Gozgooberhappy 300
@@bulleteevee9134 This is actually crazy
@@Gozgoober happy 427
THANK YOUU ❤️
How she manages to look exactly like any character she’s playing absolutely amazes me.
Also 10/10 made me cry from fear and traumatised me for life
This is so satisfying 😭😭😭😭😭😩😩
As a mexican person i can confirm this is the best asmr i have ever heard in my whole life
even tho her asmr does not relax me but my goodness is it a special treat every single time. 😭
Whatttchuu mean?? I’m so relaxed and a bit frightened,💀😭 maybe a lot😭😭😰
@@YeeHaww like it does i mean it doesn’t make me fall asleep, but that’s now a lie. i fell asleep to this vid last night 😭
yeah im trying to watch it without half falling asleep@@_joslynjohnson
Idk who tf let this girl cook but she combined humor and asmr together in a way nobody has ever done😭😭😭✋
This is a masterpiece fr
You have the perfect face for the goofy ahh expressions that really captures the Farquad energy
Those blue eye lenses somehow manage to make her look even more insane and i’m here for it
I'm surprised she's never done "The Mask". I think she can pull off the expressions really well
Agreed😊
7:08 best part
This is officially my favourite UA-camr
12:57 "this is not a wig, i was blessed by my mommy." words from a legend
Is the eyes for me lol
Wig: snatched
*everyone In Shock*
She took his mommy's blessing.
Lol
Maya Winky is the only person who actually makes me happy, like this girl actually has HUMOUR, sign me up rn..😭😭
This is literally so funny 😂 I love it
man im fr obsessed w this video
Ok mad respect to her- she had a straight face on the whole time😭
Be real that was not straight
@@T.O.A.S.T.E.R.D.A.D.be real if that was me I’d Burt out loud multiple times and trying to hold my laughter in
fr
@@T.O.A.S.T.E.R.D.A.D.”guess who… EHEHEHE!”
This is one of the funniest cosplay performances I’ve ever seen. Please bring Farquaad back in another video! We need a sequel please!
Yes😂
Yes we need one
Fr 😂😂 i can't
I need to watch this over and over again XD
NOT THE WIG SNATCH 💀
I started watching this girl cuz I saw her in my tiktok fyp AND I LOVE HER ALREADY😍👍
I really enjoyed watching your videos 😊😂
MAMA WINKY AS THE GUARD IS SO HILARIOUS TO ME! LOVE YOU MAYA
literally cracking up so hard at mama winky dancing in the club😂
is that not her mom TOT
yeah that's why they said mama winky
@@hearts2han2 I'm so blind HAHA maya and mama ToT
PLSS she got so into character too, I was shaking the camera sm cuz I was laughing so hard. She was determined to guard that castle 🫡
i dont know how many times ive fallen asleep while watching this video
Maya truly makes art like no other
AND THE EDITING IS SO VERY COOL
Fr
I don’t know whether to fall asleep cause of the amazing tingles or watch every single video Maya has made lol, they are so funny and entertaining.
Same 😂
LOVE U VIDEOS ♡
Why i dont get bored of this 😂❤
this isnt even asmr at this point its just chaotic love and humor 😂
Imagine trying to sleep and you put on a asmr playlist and this is the first thing that pops up
LMAO STOP😭
the bell at 3:54 - youre WIDE awake LOL
Literally happened with me RN I'm scared
Fr lmao
funny you say that-
This has irreversibly altered my life forever
The best vid so far
I LOVE HER HUMOR!!. She reminds me of early youtube days. Just youtubers having fun
This is the opposite of humor..
@@JohnSmith-bw6pvwhats your humor then?
@@JohnSmith-bw6pvI get incel vibes from u
@@JohnSmith-bw6pvidk how to feel about your humor
@@JohnSmith-bw6pv why are you watching it then
This is my first introduction to this woman. Safe to say I'm subscribing asap.
Same
I as well, despite the confusion and natural concern.
@@samuelgarcia-qf6lxnatural concern 😂
Me too😂
All my sanity was drained by this video, and I loved him for it
Am I the only one that watches these at like 3 AM somehow managed to fall asleep no matter how out of context these get like I’m asleep and then magically. I’m awake and dying laughing because this is so out of context, but I love it.😂😅
The amount of effort she puts into all her videos never ceases to terrify and entertain me
I just started watching her and I love her attitude
"I was bless my my mommmy " wig snatched had me laughing so hard
WHEN??
@@IdklollolEyestoeyes12:54
That part was made a meme
12:27
I luv this am obsessed 🎉🎉🎉
Eu simplesmente amo a Maya demais!!!❤Maya, you have fans in Brazil!!! ❤
I watch ASMR videos to help me stay calm and go to sleep but Maya’s ASMR has me CACKLING and DYING 😂😂
Like I'm meant to sleep 😂😂😂
If u enjoy comedy asmr u should check out 'megan Dominque asmr' out. Its not as aggressive but the storylines and "dialogues" r comedic as hell😂😂😂
I love how she is being funny, talking normal voice volume, and using loud sounds but giving us tingles at the same time
I see
😮😮😮😮😮😮
The you need a holl new wig got me😂
My bf just broke up with me yesterday and this made my day way better
The fairy boy was so Errm amazing hahahaha the song tho-💀
This is way more entertaining at 3 am than i was expecting it to be
Me rn at 3am watching this 😂 masterpiece of a asmr
Literally 1 am rn and I can't look away 🥲
Same