I remembered an episode of NEXT, where the first guy was wearing jorts (jean shorts) and everybody else on the bus was making fun of him. The girl nexted him immediately and the next 3 guys didn't last long either, so all the guys did most of the talking on the bus. They eventually all started to like the jorts and the fifth guy actually swapped pants with the jorts, and ran out on the date saying nothing but "JORTS!" through the obstacle course then got nexted. It taught me all I needed was some cool bros and a nice pair of jean shorts.
Ian is slowly evolving into the male kindergarten teacher at the charter school who's really sweet and enthusiastic but you're not entirely sure if he has his teaching license.
Holy crap I just remembered this show! I used to watch it when I was like a year or two old! XDDDD Well, I didn't "watch" it, more like my parents were watching it and I just happened to be in the room with them.
This show feels like it was written by The Onion. It feels so genuinely like a reality tv show, but the things these people say are just unbelievable. It has to be parody the way these people deliver such ludicrous lines with an unwavering boldness like there’s a bonus check for corniest delivery. It feels just like every Onion video I’ve ever seen. It’s so committed to the rules of its contemporary medium in every way except the outrageous dialogue. This show is wonderful, I can’t imagine how there could even be one bad episode of this dazzling spectacle. It’s such a unique train wreck because I very seriously doubt this is intentional satire and instead think it’s just really awkward terrible 90s writing, but it’s so beautifully hilarious that I can’t say it’s a bad show.
The Onion’s ‘Sex House’ is very similar to this show. I’d say Next is one of the shows Sex House is mocking, but Next clearly contains elements of satire and parody as well.
I wouldn't mind being on this show. My plaque would be like **RUBY, 26** -Owns 4 copies of Shadow the Hedgehog -Scared of lakes -Once accidentally stabbed self
I understand being scared of lakes and accidentally stabbing yourself but do you actually own 4 copies of Shadow the Hedgehog? If so, why? I don't hate the game I am just very curious.
"You can't handle The Dicky!" We can make fun of everyone, but that man had a plan and went for it! I bet to this day, he's still dressed like that, does The Dicky Spin, and is definitely single.
Lol I went to prison at the beginning of 2007 and got out ar the end of 2009. You are 100% correct on that assessment. It was like coming out into a different world but it had only been 2 years. Smartphones have completley changed so many things about how society does everything now.
@@Gwenlikesmilk The DIcky is like a wild animal. You try to handle the Dicky and it just charges right into you before your mind can even handle the idea that the Dicky exists.
Remember the show where the parents hate their child's SO, so they choose a couple kids to go on dates with their child & hopefully steal them away. Of course, the SO waits with the parents at the house, & watches the dates while they're happening. It was insane. Edit: PARENTAL CONTROL!!!!
oh yeah, i mentioned it as well. weird concepts i suppose, certainly their execution was...questionable lol. i certainly don't remember them as well as i should it seems, but i try to remember them fondly, its all anyone can do really
I read this before hearing the line in the episode. I thought this was a dumb comment that Ian hearted that had nothing to do with the show. I am appaled that I was wrong.
@@worldcomicsreview354 That would be amazing, but something of that scale is something I'd more expect from a channel like JonTron or Cinemassacre than I would from this channel.
My roommates were watching this show recently and I walked in on the person saying one of the daters "Looked like a gay, wet rat" and nexted him immediately.
As someone who's become more nostalgic for the late 90s and early 2000s trash lately, your channel is even more relevant now. Damn, us 90s kids were really born into an era of hot trash and I wouldn't have it any other way. Hahahaha
My favorite Next moment was one where this one contestant slipped on the steps as she walked off the bus, they freeze framed her mid-slip to do the profile thing, and as she was walking to the guy, he goes, “Oh, I was just checking to make sure that you were ok. NEXT!!!”
Anyone remember Joe Schmo Show? The "reality show" where only one guy was a real contestant and everyone else was an actor? When they revealed the truth the guy was absolutely devastated.
Fuck yes. I watched every episode when they aired. Remember his talent show beat box? And let's not forget Kristen Wiig was on that show as well as Rickety Cricket who played , let's face it, Puck from the Real World. That was a fun show to watch, I honestly really liked it.
I seem to remember at first or perhaps as a sequel the target was a woman. But she figured it out pretty quick and they recruited her as an actor and replaced her with a dumb guy who never figured it out.
My working theory of “Dicky” is that it’s actually a disguise, and if he were to got a girl, he would reveal himself to actually be Foxy Shazam! However he also kept is a secret from the next crew and his agent to make the surprise bigger, and after he got nexted, he chose to keep it a secret and never tell anyone ever again
Next episode in a nutshell: Girl A: I met a really nice guy. He was funny, interesting and really charming but I had to "next" him. Girl B: Why? He sounded great! Girl A: He wasn't faster than a professional stunt dog in a doggy agility test. So I had no choice, obviously. Girl B: ... And *that* is why you are going to die alone, Rachel!
More like: Girl: I want a cute boy! Boy: you betta be check'n to respekk'n my hekka rekk'n style! *gang sign* *gang sign* Narrator: he thinks he's cool, but he's really a fool, fool, FOOL!
At 9:01: "I'm Adam, I'm 24 and I made one dollar last time so this time I like to at least match that." seems to be the most genuine thing from all those stupid one liners and was the only one that made me actually laugh. This does seem like it's a parody of dating shows without knowing it's a parody. Like it'd be in Saints Row or GTA or something.
When I was younger, I was obsessed with Dicky lol. He's in a number of episodes. I was convinced that was him in the Guitar Hero 3 intro video even lol.
The one I remember is Baggage. You had like one dater try to pick one of three contestants, and each contestant had a small, medium, and large briefcase that contained some embarrassing or gross secret about them that got bigger and bigger. Like the small one might be "likes to pick his toes" but the final one might be like "wears a clown nose during intercourse" and then once the dater picks the contestant, they reveal one big piece of baggage about themselves and the contestant gets a chance to reject the dater. It was fairly interesting...and also hosted by Jerry Springer of all people.
I remember putting on MTV for background music whenever I would have to do chores, and then tuning in again at night for the reality tv lmao I just realized how long ago its been since I've turned on a TV and actively seeked out MTV.
I think MTV’s “Yo Momma” might be the greatest show that has ever graced the airwaves, I can’t wait for MTV’s “Deez Nuts Vine Compilation” to be put on household televisions worldwide.
i swear i remember an episode of next where the contestants were older women who were all supposed to be teachers and lunch ladies and the episode ended with them making out in the bus 2006 was a wild time man
My sister and I used to watch this show all the time. Dicky and his mad recorder skills are basically a meme in our family that we still bring up to this day.
My favorite episode of "Next" was the one with Jebecky. Joobi was the best guy in that one "90% chances I'm allergic to batteries, so I hope she leaves the Double As at home!" God, I hope somebody got that reference.
I would love to see a retrospective of VH1's "I Love" series (I Love the 70's, I Love the 80's, etc). I watched it all the time as a teen, and nobody seems to ever bring it up.
For a while, some of the I Love The 70s and 80s and sequel series were uploaded to UA-cam, but I'm not sure if they've been pulled by now. I loved those when I was in high school. Edit: typo
There was a show that was like big brother, but the contestants had to live as if they were in the 70s. I loved that show. Nowadays most of my furniture is from the 60s/70s.
@@Avellania There was a more recent one like that in the UK, but it went from the 1890's to 1970's. But also each family lived as members of different classes, so the "upper class" family got more luxuries, even servants, but in the earlier episodes had to consider it beneath their dignity to even speak to the working class. In the 40's episode all the men got sent off for army training with bought them together.
Eh, don’t feel bad, it was a simpler time then compared to now, it’s trickier to do something big with the shift in social norms and changes in attitude towards what people want in relationships.
Next today would be lulzy. HEY GENDER NEUTRAL AWARE WOKE PEOPLE! I'M KAREN! AND I'M 19 YEAR OLD PANSEXUAL, SHE/THEY. I GO TO COLLEGE AND I'M TRYING TO GET MY DEGREE IN LIBERAL STUDIES. I AM PART OF MY LOCAL ANTI-FA COMMUNIST COMMUNITY, ON THE SIDE I SELL FEET PICS ON ONLY FANS TO PAY FOR MY TUITION, BODY POSITIVE, SEX WORKER POSITIVE!!! YA'LL!!! IF YOU VOTE FOR TRUMP, AIN'T DOWN WITH BERNIE AND BLM I'LL HAVE TO SEND YOU PACKING. NEXT!!!!
Aw, I really liked Dicky. He's like a pimped out Frank Zappa with Rob Zombie's stage voice. Hey, he's kind of got your build, Ian. Maybe you should give that look a spin. ^_~
I remember there was also a show where the parents hated their child’s partner and would set them up with a new person while they watched with the current partner. At the end the person would have to pick the new date or stay with the hated partner. Then there was another where people would sit in a van while someone they wanted to date went to their homes to go through their stuff and determine if they wanted to date them. I can’t remember the names of either show.
I remember The X Effect too when people with current partners were put on a romantic date with their exes (sleepovers too) while their significant others spied on them through camera. Then they had to decide if they want to stay with their current partner or try to rekindle it with their ex. So it could have ended up someone deciding for their ex but that ex didn't want anything to do with them anymore.
Silent Library was hands down the best show of the MTV real tv era, but there was also this show where the parents could pick a someone for their daughter/son to date and at the end they had to choose between their boyfriend/girlfriend or one of the other people lmaooo
I've got to say that as a young gay teen in 2003, it was really nice for me to see the gay episodes on TV. They made me feel more accepted and comfortable in a time in which homosexuality was heavily scorned in most other aspects of life.
The gay episodes are just as cringeworthy as the straight ones, but have the added bonus of the contestants on the bus flirting with each other, especially when it became obvious that none of them liked the guy they were supposed to be going on a date with! There were gay episodes of MTV's other dating shows, "Room Raiders" and "Parental Control", too.
@@vwestlife I believe one the gay room raiders episode had I believe Raja from Drag race on it before they did drag. I can't find the clip online so I'm not 100% certain
As kind of over-the-top as Next was, I do have to give the show some credit as it did feature some episodes with same-sex dating which was nice to see considering it aired about a decade before Obergefell v. Hodges and I wasn't used to seeing same-sex dating on TV in any capacity at the time since LGBTQ acceptance was kinda ... iffy at the time.
true enough. i think dating has gotten overcomplicated since dating adds were placed in the mail, but then, well, the past is dark as well. i don't think we humans know what we're doing. we're lonely, and seek love in very unusual places sometimes, and one can only wish their was a better, easier way, but when has life ever been easy as the saying goes...
Yo fr I wasn't laughing at ANY of these jokes that hard and then I got slapped in the face with "curvy girls make my junk twitch" and I just about died
Can somebody tell me why the line is so funny? Because he likes chubby women? Because he gets hard-ons on spesific females? Because he's talking about his dick? I'm kinda lost here.
@@NukkuiskoHyvinVaiPois I think it's all in his word choice. If I had to choose an euphemism for an erection, I sure as hell wouldn't go with "junk twitch". Not only have I never heard that before, it just conjures up some very bizarre mental images if you think about it for too long.
It's not even a joke. That's a big part of it for me. It's just so... blatant and unnecessary when you were expecting a lame joke. His delivery is also really key.
@@thatshadowguy1005 This is exactly why it made me laugh as much as it did. It was disgusting, offensive, and just the phrase JUNK TWITCH is so awful and childish that it took me off guard.
Dicky is the perfect man. I'm not even into guys and I wouldn't have nexted him so early. Guess he was ahead of his time, they couldn't handle the Dicky.
Update: People are telling me that you can watch Next on Pluto TV! Looks like they have an MTV Dating channel, which sounds terrible/amazing.
Bruh
I have Pluto TV bc it's free and I'm cheap and all it really has is trashy tv
Your back heck yes!
This this going to be the next (no pun intended) era of brutal moose? Weird mtv shows
plop
Both Yo Momma and Next both feel like tv shows from GTA V
I love that 🤣 one of my favorite things from the GTA series is the tv/radio shows. Soooo good.
I'm probably wrong, but I kept thinking that the logo for Yo Momma looked similar if not exactly the same to the GTA text font.
@@firefox1965 I thought that tooooooooo!
It’s totally at least a similar font.
now that you say thatit dose sound like a gta show or such XD
Everyone on this show sounds like a character in a low budget PS2 game.
Agreed
EA Sports, it's in the shame.
This show totally seems like something that would have a shitty tie-in video game.
@@kevinm5940 like Wipeout
Some GTA npcs
I remembered an episode of NEXT, where the first guy was wearing jorts (jean shorts) and everybody else on the bus was making fun of him. The girl nexted him immediately and the next 3 guys didn't last long either, so all the guys did most of the talking on the bus. They eventually all started to like the jorts and the fifth guy actually swapped pants with the jorts, and ran out on the date saying nothing but "JORTS!" through the obstacle course then got nexted. It taught me all I needed was some cool bros and a nice pair of jean shorts.
brotherhood of the traveling jorts
@@AlexisTwoLastNames
Nice
@@AlexisTwoLastNames brotherhood of the traveling... shants?
that's beautiful, man
"Last time I made $1 and I'd like to at least match that."
That is like a legitimately funny line.
The delivery is so genuine and awkward
Agreed, I lol'd
"The Dickey" has a level of confidence I don't think I can ever achieve.
I wonder what he's doing now. I hope he still has confidence.
No offense, but he has TOO much confidence.
@@APoliticalConfusionAndMess sounds like you can't handle The Dickey
I hate how i can recognize the character in your icon
The Dickey is a god amongst men.
Love your videos, man. Hilarious cadence and editing.
how has nobody replied to james yet??? pog moment
@@adriansrsa90 how the hell does this only have 2 likes
I never expect james A Jenise to watch this video
Agreed
OH SHIT JAMES!!! (OR CHELSEA) I'VE LITERALLY BEEN WATCHING SINCE YOUR FIRST DEAD MEAT VID
Ian is slowly evolving into the male kindergarten teacher at the charter school who's really sweet and enthusiastic but you're not entirely sure if he has his teaching license.
Next!
That’s weirdly obscure and specific
And you have a crush
@@Hellakiddie It's more like I feel a distinct kinship as a fellow kindergarten teacher.
This show makes the 2000s feel more dated than the 90s.
Fr
Holy crap I just remembered this show! I used to watch it when I was like a year or two old! XDDDD
Well, I didn't "watch" it, more like my parents were watching it and I just happened to be in the room with them.
That’s the entire 2000s era lmaooo shit was weird. It was like the 90s up by x10
2000's was like a completely different universe and we were all transported there somehow.
I guess Y2K really did happen.
Maybe the 2000s really are more dated than the 90s.
This show feels like it was written by The Onion. It feels so genuinely like a reality tv show, but the things these people say are just unbelievable. It has to be parody the way these people deliver such ludicrous lines with an unwavering boldness like there’s a bonus check for corniest delivery. It feels just like every Onion video I’ve ever seen. It’s so committed to the rules of its contemporary medium in every way except the outrageous dialogue. This show is wonderful, I can’t imagine how there could even be one bad episode of this dazzling spectacle. It’s such a unique train wreck because I very seriously doubt this is intentional satire and instead think it’s just really awkward terrible 90s writing, but it’s so beautifully hilarious that I can’t say it’s a bad show.
NEXT as a segment of the Eric Andre Show. I can see it
It feels like something TroomTroom created.
The Onion’s ‘Sex House’ is very similar to this show. I’d say Next is one of the shows Sex House is mocking, but Next clearly contains elements of satire and parody as well.
This looks like a fictional reality show that would be in a cutscene for something like Tony Hawk's Underground, complete with dumb dance animations
Yeah. Like a jet set radio cutscene!
All of these lines sound like something I’d hear while flipping through the radio on GTA
It is fake so thats why
Yo momma seems like it would be in gta 5.
@Heavy Metal Collector the victory dance animations, the losing animations, the over the top police?
"I'm adam and I'm 24. I made 1 dollar last time..... and I'd like to at least match that."
He sounds so hopeful and hopeless at the same time.
I wouldn't mind being on this show. My plaque would be like
**RUBY, 26**
-Owns 4 copies of Shadow the Hedgehog
-Scared of lakes
-Once accidentally stabbed self
Beautiful.
I understand being scared of lakes and accidentally stabbing yourself but do you actually own 4 copies of Shadow the Hedgehog? If so, why? I don't hate the game I am just very curious.
@@vinnygameryes9477 I'm more curious about how they accidentally stabbed themself. Please explain
@@landofgrundo I'm curious about the lake thing.
So maybe they can get back to us and expand on all the points?
@@vinnygameryes9477 You say this as if owning 4 copies of Shadow The Hedgehog is super odd
"I like to text people when I make poopy"
Clearly a scholar ahead of her time
She predicted meme culture
So precious.
What a dream.
She is speaking the language of the gods
Does anyone else think the fact she said poopy is adorable?
Wait, this show is where the "Kyle: nicknamed nugget, loves Hannah Montana, cries all the time " came from!
what
It sure is, my dude!
oh my god it is
Oh
I also remember one that said something like "once his grandma walked in on him covered in baby oil"
They needed a card to say:
Mark: 23
-Working towards a Doctorate
-Builds cars
-Thought this was a Greyhound Bus
"I love stuff thats worn in and used, Vanessa is perfect for me!"
Jesus Christ bring this guy BACK!
I thought he said "I love stuff that is horny and unused"
this guy was the first hipster
"She's exactly what I'd do if I built a woman." That is an actual thing a person said with their mouth.
I am literally shaking!
Not only that, but it was somehow considered romantic
This is the kind of line that haunts people at night years later.
My bf being an engineer, I would take that as a compliment from him lol
*Weird Science enters chat*
Honestly I got mad respect for The Dicky the all red suit with a leopard print hat is a hard look to pull off
"You can't handle The Dicky!"
We can make fun of everyone, but that man had a plan and went for it! I bet to this day, he's still dressed like that, does The Dicky Spin, and is definitely single.
I'd be up for going on a date w/ someone purely for wearing that outfit
channel whatchamacallit Me too! You can’t knock that style
Dicky seems like a really fun guy to me! I'd give him a whirl.
if you think that raw sex magnet known as dicky is single, you're wrong
I mean, I'm pretty sure the producers dressed him like that.
“I’m Jebecky. I’m 19, 6’4”, and I’m definitely allergic to Cookie Crisp.”
NEXT!!!!
Date my mom 2 date my mom again
Is that a nakey jakey reference?
Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well.
"i'm a whole lotta woman, so if you don't like me at my worst, my best is basically the same, so f*ck off!"
When I say the 90s didn’t end until like 2008, this is what I’m talking about
Lol I went to prison at the beginning of 2007 and got out ar the end of 2009. You are 100% correct on that assessment. It was like coming out into a different world but it had only been 2 years. Smartphones have completley changed so many things about how society does everything now.
@@browniecinco 90s kids are milenials not boomers lol
Thats why I always confuse things for being 90's when they actually came out in 2004
@@browniecinco we'll all be seniors to a younger generation one day...
@@adamburdt8794 i do that as well lol. my mind wanes the older i get
“I’m not endorsing the jokes made on this show, but I am laughing at them” me watching the official Ghost Stories anime English dub
of course, we all know the true best reality show is bad boy bachelor
We need more misadventures of iAN Shade.
Bad Boy Bachelor didn't have enough caste iron bitches tho
I still think of him as iAN sometimes 😂
Redmond bad boy bachelor didnt have any buildings mailed brick by brick either. tragic
And I was just rewatching that stream!
Do you think Dicky ever found a lady who could handle “the Dicky” and lived happily?
I hope so. That man deserves it!
Fool, the Dicky is more powerful than any known entity. He is un-handleable
@@Gwenlikesmilk The DIcky is like a wild animal. You try to handle the Dicky and it just charges right into you before your mind can even handle the idea that the Dicky exists.
Probably. Dude’s definitely a sex magnet.
someone, find him
This show has some serious "workplace sexual harassment training video" energy
Shh that's the next brutalmoose video
Thats what I was thinking
Lmao that's oddly accurate
I must admit, when you put it that way, I'm annoyed you can't choose to opt out of safety and harassment law if you really hate yourself.
@Gold Rose dudes has often gotten away with way more than they should be allowed, that's for sure, and often for the sake of "comedy"
Too bad she couldn’t handle The Dicky.
The world couldn't handle The Dicky
"No, no. Just go."
I would gladly go on a date with The Dicky he seems fun
He looks like a Rule 63 version of Carmen Sandiego.
@@thesmiler1579 I don't blame you, he was by far the coolest guy on the show
Remember the show where the parents hate their child's SO, so they choose a couple kids to go on dates with their child & hopefully steal them away. Of course, the SO waits with the parents at the house, & watches the dates while they're happening. It was insane.
Edit: PARENTAL CONTROL!!!!
Hahahahah damn I all of a sudden had a surge of memories of that stupid show... watched the hell out of it 🤣😅
Yes!!! Definitely remember watching that after school
oh yeah, i mentioned it as well. weird concepts i suppose, certainly their execution was...questionable lol. i certainly don't remember them as well as i should it seems, but i try to remember them fondly, its all anyone can do really
MTV was wild man
@@SirMalorak they certainly tried to be lol
Next is a show that could only exist in the early 2000's.
We can only hope.
Don't give 2020 ideas.
I don't remember the early 2000s, not sure if I should be glad or not.
You Aren’t Wrong
Thoose were the times
@@oneish7454 you should be sad, they were a different time. Like the 90s, but the tech was cooler
i gotta admit that i like to watch brutalmoose while i make poopy
I'm reading this on the toilet hahahahaha
Im squatting and brutalmoosing
Current state
same
I read this before hearing the line in the episode.
I thought this was a dumb comment that Ian hearted that had nothing to do with the show.
I am appaled that I was wrong.
Dickey was a time traveler here to warn us of the great dangers ahead and he was Nexted! We weren't ready.
He's the current vocalist for Infant Annihilator. Search their video Three Bastards. He wears the red suit in the video. He goes by Dickie Allen now.
I need a “where are they now” for this show.
I'd watch that
Considering how many people they go through, good luck tracking everyone down.
Psst.... Homeless...
I really like the awful clothes of the 2000s, just really nostalgic for me
I really want a "Where Are They Now?" special with some of these contestants.
I think that would interfere with their unemployment claims.
I don't think we'll be able to handle where The Dicky is
What do you think the "big project" is?
@@worldcomicsreview354 That would be amazing, but something of that scale is something I'd more expect from a channel like JonTron or Cinemassacre than I would from this channel.
There's a UA-camr on here, goes by supdaily, he participated on one of these shows
My roommates were watching this show recently and I walked in on the person saying one of the daters "Looked like a gay, wet rat" and nexted him immediately.
Oh shit, it’s me
As someone who's become more nostalgic for the late 90s and early 2000s trash lately, your channel is even more relevant now. Damn, us 90s kids were really born into an era of hot trash and I wouldn't have it any other way. Hahahaha
Man I'd date Dickey and I ain't even gay. Dude's got style.
Yeah man, he also does his homework while pooping. How can you not want to date him?
Very conscientious and low in trait neuroticism. What's not to love?
My favorite Next moment was one where this one contestant slipped on the steps as she walked off the bus, they freeze framed her mid-slip to do the profile thing, and as she was walking to the guy, he goes, “Oh, I was just checking to make sure that you were ok. NEXT!!!”
Daayyummmm that's cold but hilarious!
“I’m going to the circus and I’m looking for a freak!”
Me on dating aps
AW, U DON'T HAVE TO PUT URSELF DOWN LIKE THAT
@@RaTcHeT302 how is trying to find a freak a bad thing lol a lot of people find that desirable. Not everyone likes vanilla stuff
Please, I need to see a full Analytical review on “Yo Momma” the show. It was very obviously the peak of American culture.
It’s our proudest achievement
yo momma is so repetitive the video wouldn't be so entertainin
get it, its a literal yo momma roast
“I hope this guy is thicker than my accent” Ahead of her time.
Honestly! That's something I'd say today in 2020
It seemed so natural I didn't even think about how long ago this was, nice catch
Guys can be thicc too!
Do you think she meant stupid? Cause before like 2015 that's normally what thick meant
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 "I hope this guy is dumber than my accent" 😂
they’re lines all sounds like they’d be said in icarly
“Curvy girls make my junk twitch”
@@itspierre8228 clearly predicting what's to come in the reboot
I love that “plop” is one of the defining brutalmoose things
Anyone remember Joe Schmo Show? The "reality show" where only one guy was a real contestant and everyone else was an actor? When they revealed the truth the guy was absolutely devastated.
Fuck yes. I watched every episode when they aired. Remember his talent show beat box? And let's not forget Kristen Wiig was on that show as well as Rickety Cricket who played , let's face it, Puck from the Real World. That was a fun show to watch, I honestly really liked it.
I seem to remember at first or perhaps as a sequel the target was a woman. But she figured it out pretty quick and they recruited her as an actor and replaced her with a dumb guy who never figured it out.
Still the best reality show ever made
Ashes to Ashes, Dust to dust. Contestant, you're dead to us
Never heard of it but that sounds absolutely amazing
I remember "Next" and your overview was FAR more pleasant than watching an episode of it. Please do more like this
“Her buuuubes.”-Tiny nuts 2006
I don’t want to spread rumours, but is Ian secretly “The Dicky”?
I'm not saying they're the same person, but I've never seen them in the same place
Maaaaaaayyybe
he's just glad you haven't discovered his real Secret identity, Hungry Man.
My working theory of “Dicky” is that it’s actually a disguise, and if he were to got a girl, he would reveal himself to actually be Foxy Shazam!
However he also kept is a secret from the next crew and his agent to make the surprise bigger, and after he got nexted, he chose to keep it a secret and never tell anyone ever again
You would make a better writer for these shows tbh. That Foxy Shazam reveal would have me SHOOK
Next episode in a nutshell:
Girl A: I met a really nice guy. He was funny, interesting and really charming but I had to "next" him.
Girl B: Why? He sounded great!
Girl A: He wasn't faster than a professional stunt dog in a doggy agility test. So I had no choice, obviously.
Girl B: ... And *that* is why you are going to die alone, Rachel!
More like:
Girl: I want a cute boy!
Boy: you betta be check'n to respekk'n my hekka rekk'n style! *gang sign* *gang sign*
Narrator: he thinks he's cool, but he's really a fool, fool, FOOL!
"There was never a physical release." Yeah, that sounds about right...
💀
I don't know, the Dickey got me close.
Badum tss
"NEXT"
YOU UNLOCKED A MEMORY THAT WAS HIDDEN DEEP IN THE BACK OF THE VAULT IN MY HEAD.
At 9:01: "I'm Adam, I'm 24 and I made one dollar last time so this time I like to at least match that." seems to be the most genuine thing from all those stupid one liners and was the only one that made me actually laugh.
This does seem like it's a parody of dating shows without knowing it's a parody. Like it'd be in Saints Row or GTA or something.
When I was younger, I was obsessed with Dicky lol. He's in a number of episodes. I was convinced that was him in the Guitar Hero 3 intro video even lol.
The one I remember is Baggage. You had like one dater try to pick one of three contestants, and each contestant had a small, medium, and large briefcase that contained some embarrassing or gross secret about them that got bigger and bigger. Like the small one might be "likes to pick his toes" but the final one might be like "wears a clown nose during intercourse" and then once the dater picks the contestant, they reveal one big piece of baggage about themselves and the contestant gets a chance to reject the dater.
It was fairly interesting...and also hosted by Jerry Springer of all people.
Jerry’s the supreme pioneer of trash television so it makes sense lol
"It's me, Ian! You remember me, right?"
How could I ever forget the best porn game reviewer on youtube?
“Make poopy” might be the most delightfully awkward thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life.
Especially the way she smiles after she said it.
In German, people “make poop” so maybe it’s a germanic holdover lol
It's a new phrase for me too. I've heard "make pile"
"I worked at hooters, now my hooters work for me" wow. a round of applause
*golf clap*
Could you imagine this as a show today just a bunch of eboys and egirls hitting woahs and people getting Nexted for dancing badly.
Calm down Satan
idk I'd rather watch that tbh
Next: tiktok edition
Didn’t know you watched Brutal Moose! Good taste there, my man.
i fucking love you diesel
My friend was on this show, I can say they are actors and this was listed as an acting gig.
WAIT REALLY???? /s
That makes this one of the funniest comedy shows IMO.
WHAT HOW
it radiates 2007 energy
Just a reminder that reality shows are rarely real
I remember putting on MTV for background music whenever I would have to do chores, and then tuning in again at night for the reality tv lmao
I just realized how long ago its been since I've turned on a TV and actively seeked out MTV.
I think MTV’s “Yo Momma” might be the greatest show that has ever graced the airwaves, I can’t wait for MTV’s “Deez Nuts Vine Compilation” to be put on household televisions worldwide.
God teir television
underrated comment
I need a Where Are They Now of Dickey. I must know if he's still doing his homework on the toilet
Now I work at UA-cam. :)
@@Dickalicious I'm assuming every friend you know sent you this video?
RT s
Seriously how is this video 4 years old??? I came back to rewatch and I swear it was like 1 year ago holy crap.
"Muchacho, show me your cojones"
EXCUSE ME WHAT
"Pardon me, good sir, but I humbly request that I might observe thy testicles."
@@HaydenX "Señor, necesito mirar a tus juevos"
The dance right after adds a lot to it
@@FunkySpaceAlien The dance is what really makes it imo
When that yo mama intro played it legitimately uncovered a deep represed memory in my soul
Me in 5th grade around 2010, but at least there no bullying was involved, I was fortunate to have missed it at that point in time
@@ChrisPoindexter98 sawft.
Holy shit you just put into words what I was thinking.
i swear i remember an episode of next where the contestants were older women who were all supposed to be teachers and lunch ladies and the episode ended with them making out in the bus
2006 was a wild time man
MTV now stands for "Moms, Teen. Viacom."
Jared, 19, was tragically born too late to be on this show
which makes him tonight's biggest loser
dude running into the door at 7:51 is comedy gold!!
I hate when people can't handle the Dicky *spin
It’s so weird seeing Ian not in VHS quality now
My sister and I used to watch this show all the time. Dicky and his mad recorder skills are basically a meme in our family that we still bring up to this day.
"Hey no one's handling any Dicky on the thanksgiving table"
My favorite episode of "Next" was the one with Jebecky. Joobi was the best guy in that one
"90% chances I'm allergic to batteries, so I hope she leaves the Double As at home!"
God, I hope somebody got that reference.
I'm thinkin Arbys
I’m thinkin Jakeys
I would love to see a retrospective of VH1's "I Love" series (I Love the 70's, I Love the 80's, etc). I watched it all the time as a teen, and nobody seems to ever bring it up.
For a while, some of the I Love The 70s and 80s and sequel series were uploaded to UA-cam, but I'm not sure if they've been pulled by now. I loved those when I was in high school.
Edit: typo
There was a show that was like big brother, but the contestants had to live as if they were in the 70s. I loved that show. Nowadays most of my furniture is from the 60s/70s.
I was weirdly obsessed with watching the I Love the 70s, 80s, and 90s when I was a kid.
Hi Courtney 👋😁
@@Avellania There was a more recent one like that in the UK, but it went from the 1890's to 1970's. But also each family lived as members of different classes, so the "upper class" family got more luxuries, even servants, but in the earlier episodes had to consider it beneath their dignity to even speak to the working class. In the 40's episode all the men got sent off for army training with bought them together.
"I like that hat"
You know. The hat from the costume the producers made you wear.
Literally the worst compliment he could've come up with :D
contestant: *Breathes*
bachelor/bachelorette: *tosses them out a window*
* 90's record scratches and horns and electric guitar for 40 seconds *
Jesus, a lot of these people are almost 40. I need to do something with my life.
Eh, don’t feel bad, it was a simpler time then compared to now, it’s trickier to do something big with the shift in social norms and changes in attitude towards what people want in relationships.
Kareem masri you. I like your brain.
Next today would be lulzy.
HEY GENDER NEUTRAL AWARE WOKE PEOPLE! I'M KAREN! AND I'M 19 YEAR OLD PANSEXUAL, SHE/THEY. I GO TO COLLEGE AND I'M TRYING TO GET MY DEGREE IN LIBERAL STUDIES. I AM PART OF MY LOCAL ANTI-FA COMMUNIST COMMUNITY, ON THE SIDE I SELL FEET PICS ON ONLY FANS TO PAY FOR MY TUITION, BODY POSITIVE, SEX WORKER POSITIVE!!! YA'LL!!! IF YOU VOTE FOR TRUMP, AIN'T DOWN WITH BERNIE AND BLM I'LL HAVE TO SEND YOU PACKING. NEXT!!!!
Does anyone else put on a playlist and fall asleep to his videos? His voice is so calming
Aw, I really liked Dicky. He's like a pimped out Frank Zappa with Rob Zombie's stage voice.
Hey, he's kind of got your build, Ian. Maybe you should give that look a spin. ^_~
We wouldn’t be able to handle it.
Throw in Serj Tankian into that mix as well.
I remember there was also a show where the parents hated their child’s partner and would set them up with a new person while they watched with the current partner. At the end the person would have to pick the new date or stay with the hated partner. Then there was another where people would sit in a van while someone they wanted to date went to their homes to go through their stuff and determine if they wanted to date them. I can’t remember the names of either show.
I remember that. Parental Control. I used to watch it when I got home from school.
Parental control and room raiders are the shows you're thinking of.
I remember The X Effect too when people with current partners were put on a romantic date with their exes (sleepovers too) while their significant others spied on them through camera. Then they had to decide if they want to stay with their current partner or try to rekindle it with their ex. So it could have ended up someone deciding for their ex but that ex didn't want anything to do with them anymore.
That sounds like some weird cuckolding thing
Silent Library was hands down the best show of the MTV real tv era, but there was also this show where the parents could pick a someone for their daughter/son to date and at the end they had to choose between their boyfriend/girlfriend or one of the other people lmaooo
Man: "Hey! What's up jugs!?"
Woman: "Wow. Next! Next! Next! Next!"
Man: *Surprised Pikachu Face*
that entire interaction was like a post from r/niceguys but in real life.
Lol, who could have guessed that it wouldn't work?
What an awful-ass line.
If one HAS to start the first date with a boob joke, like as part of some weird saw trap, you have the moral obligation to at least be funny
@@neetwithajob it wasn't that bad lmao
I've got to say that as a young gay teen in 2003, it was really nice for me to see the gay episodes on TV. They made me feel more accepted and comfortable in a time in which homosexuality was heavily scorned in most other aspects of life.
They had gay episodes? Cool 👍
I have to wonder if on average the gay contestants had longer interactions or shorter than the straights.
They had gay and bisexual episodes too!
The gay episodes are just as cringeworthy as the straight ones, but have the added bonus of the contestants on the bus flirting with each other, especially when it became obvious that none of them liked the guy they were supposed to be going on a date with! There were gay episodes of MTV's other dating shows, "Room Raiders" and "Parental Control", too.
@@vwestlife I believe one the gay room raiders episode had I believe Raja from Drag race on it before they did drag. I can't find the clip online so I'm not 100% certain
As kind of over-the-top as Next was, I do have to give the show some credit as it did feature some episodes with same-sex dating which was nice to see considering it aired about a decade before Obergefell v. Hodges and I wasn't used to seeing same-sex dating on TV in any capacity at the time since LGBTQ acceptance was kinda ... iffy at the time.
Was it actually done with respect or was it just “haha lesbians are hot amiright fellaaas”
@@MrSkerpentine
Probably that
I like how the guy mentioned like 5 times, that he wants thicc woman only, but then ends up dating the skinniest one.
Clearly exemplifies the well thought out script lol
Well he never got to meet kimmi
Character development
All of those women were thin lmao
"I don't know why I got nexted; but I know she was a cruel, cruel woman."
The narrator of Next sounds like the one from Troom Troom. I’m truly traumatize rn. 🤯
Holy shit yes. I was accumulating psychic damage from the narrator and I couldn't figure out why.
Oh God, I thought she sounded familiar. Will this poor woman ever have peace?
i just need to say that your hair has gotten so long and it's GORGEOUS
Brutalmoose is basically the Hipster Jesus now.
"Smaller video."
*25 minutes*
Never change, Ian.
People today: Dating has gone down the tubes, with all of our apps, and the bachelor, and online relationships...
Me: Remember Next?
eh, next was kinda innocent in away. it wasn't that sexual. but dating is so degenerative these days. I can't stand it
@@mastershadowreaper there are still people who value real stuff
None of those ways are really bad for dating.
@@mastershadowreaper "Curvy girls make my junk twitch" - Next
true enough. i think dating has gotten overcomplicated since dating adds were placed in the mail, but then, well, the past is dark as well. i don't think we humans know what we're doing. we're lonely, and seek love in very unusual places sometimes, and one can only wish their was a better, easier way, but when has life ever been easy as the saying goes...
Yo fr I wasn't laughing at ANY of these jokes that hard and then I got slapped in the face with "curvy girls make my junk twitch" and I just about died
Can somebody tell me why the line is so funny? Because he likes chubby women? Because he gets hard-ons on spesific females? Because he's talking about his dick? I'm kinda lost here.
That's what this era of MTV was all about, throwing literally ANYTHING at the audience.. something would make them laugh eventually
@@NukkuiskoHyvinVaiPois I think it's all in his word choice. If I had to choose an euphemism for an erection, I sure as hell wouldn't go with "junk twitch". Not only have I never heard that before, it just conjures up some very bizarre mental images if you think about it for too long.
It's not even a joke. That's a big part of it for me. It's just so... blatant and unnecessary when you were expecting a lame joke. His delivery is also really key.
@@thatshadowguy1005 This is exactly why it made me laugh as much as it did. It was disgusting, offensive, and just the phrase JUNK TWITCH is so awful and childish that it took me off guard.
Dicky is the perfect man. I'm not even into guys and I wouldn't have nexted him so early.
Guess he was ahead of his time, they couldn't handle the Dicky.
🙌🙌🙌
"curvy girls make my junk twitch" bitch I'm shook
Heart of a poet.
The episode where the chick falls off the bus during her intro will forever be iconic for me.
Thank you, The Soup! 🤣
Can we get a whole episode dedicated to a character study and analysis of The Dicky?
Yes, that would be awesome
We wouldn't be able to handle it.
At 18:25 I got an ad as soon as the ad break started.
i'm pretty sure nobody on this planet can handle the raw energy of "the dicky"
The delivery of "She's a cruel, cruel woman" sounds like a Norm McDonald joke
She's a real battle ax, my wife.
The ol ball'n chain, she is! Kids gimme no respect!🤒
It's more of a comment, really
1:52 I’ve watched this a dozen times and never noticed you typed “plop” before MTV and it made me so happy to notice.
"How could you date that circus freak?"
Said a group of girls who were all on the same dating show as her
it was scripted