Irish Dating Show - SNL

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  • @eminem2
    @eminem2 4 роки тому +56111

    Me & my Irish cousin watched this and laughed so hard that we woke up our baby upstairs

    • @veselgana
      @veselgana 4 роки тому +526

      😂😂😂

    • @sandravegavera2954
      @sandravegavera2954 4 роки тому +256

      AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA, no ma, buenísimo!

    • @kingdomkom
      @kingdomkom 4 роки тому +705

      OOhhh, poor lil bird bones McBrownblood, at least the lil one doesn't have tic tac teeth...

    • @Diya.Thomas.
      @Diya.Thomas. 4 роки тому +1128

      I was like it's a perfectly normal sentence and then I reread it geezzz🤣🤣🤣

    • @devilruski
      @devilruski 4 роки тому +657

      You and your cousin had a baby together?

  • @bkm223
    @bkm223 3 роки тому +9864

    I got the opportunity to meet Bill Hader once. I told him that this was one of my all time favorite SNL skits and asked him, had the skit gone on longer, who he thought Niall would have picked as the winner. In an Irish accent, he answered, "My cousin obviously." I said, "Which one?" He simply grinned and said, "Exactly." Respect.

    • @ak538
      @ak538 3 роки тому +75

      Did this really happen??

    • @wuffalo
      @wuffalo 3 роки тому +285

      @@ak538 probably not but it's a nice thought

    • @annajohnson2367
      @annajohnson2367 2 роки тому +175

      @@ak538 I’d like to think it did. Even if It didn’t, haha.

    • @davidglasspool4921
      @davidglasspool4921 2 роки тому +50

      @@ak538 I figure it probably didn’t happen. It would be a weirdly specific thing to lie about in the comment section of a UA-cam video. But you never now

    • @JSDewey
      @JSDewey 2 роки тому +8

      What a legend!

  • @itchitrigger1
    @itchitrigger1 4 роки тому +23445

    I'm Irish and I felt really bad for sleeping with my third cousin so after that I quit counting.

    • @centerflag982
      @centerflag982 4 роки тому +864

      Holy shit that was brilliant... the perfect delay between reading it and the joke dawning on me

    • @sydhamelin1265
      @sydhamelin1265 4 роки тому +390

      Not sure how you delivered a joke so well, through text..but ya did.

    • @violetkalico
      @violetkalico 4 роки тому +29

      Omg

    • @DjSaltyNuhts
      @DjSaltyNuhts 4 роки тому +39

      G.O.A.T

    • @danielhogan7749
      @danielhogan7749 4 роки тому +69

      Literally laughed out loud at that! ;o)
      * polite clap *

  • @clevelandbci9562
    @clevelandbci9562 3 роки тому +2657

    "Saint John's ghost, this game just got a lot more competitive!!!" Bill's delivery is PERFECT!!! And "Picky, picky" had me in tears.

    • @sophstilwell
      @sophstilwell 3 роки тому +34

      “picky picky” ALWAYS gets me omg

    • @SStupendous
      @SStupendous 2 роки тому +13

      "Saint John's ghost" DEAD 🤣😂

    • @arx3516
      @arx3516 2 роки тому +3

      Wich St.John?

    • @darkerufo
      @darkerufo 3 місяці тому

      I could be wrong but I feel like "picky, picky" was a last minute change to break Bill, and it seemed to almost work.

    • @PS_testing321...
      @PS_testing321... 2 місяці тому

      His "tree" for three was also impressive.

  • @manimal4136
    @manimal4136 4 роки тому +12723

    In my home state of Alabama its illegal to do reverse cowgirl because in Alabama we never turn our backs on family

  • @COM70
    @COM70 4 роки тому +9741

    This is such stereotyped crap , no one has two good looking cousins like that , Bahahaha .

    • @badactor3440
      @badactor3440 4 роки тому +143

      The Irish people are among the most attractive on Earth

    • @bobdooly3706
      @bobdooly3706 4 роки тому +22

      I do !

    • @bourbonbeaucoup1872
      @bourbonbeaucoup1872 4 роки тому +24

      It is a spoof where stereotypes are meant to bring smiles, even to sourpusses.

    • @COM70
      @COM70 4 роки тому +50

      Bourbon Beaucoup yup, got that, am Irish was just pretending not to have 2 smoking hot cousins. Your comment is appreciated if not Ironic.

    • @COM70
      @COM70 4 роки тому +10

      Bob Dooly lucky lucky bastard ! 😂🤣

  • @homerunhitters
    @homerunhitters 6 років тому +10695

    THIS IS A COMPLETE MISREPRESENTATION. RTE1's PRODUCTION VALUES AREN'T NEARLY THIS HIGH.

  • @matthewlee8725
    @matthewlee8725 2 роки тому +1370

    "Very rarely does the bachelor pick the non-cousin when there are 2 cousins in the running" is such a great line.

    • @ede292
      @ede292 Рік тому +15

      Picky picky

  • @Tyler-yy5ds
    @Tyler-yy5ds 5 років тому +9358

    I like how Bill can clearly see the three contestants from where he's sitting.

    • @hectorarredondo6929
      @hectorarredondo6929 5 років тому +128

      Tyler Alexander never realized that he couldn’t see them and I wondered how does he not realized that 2 of them aren’t his cousins

    • @adgato75
      @adgato75 5 років тому +171

      @@hectorarredondo6929 This layout , with the wall , is from an old , actually real dating show where they really couldn't see them. But in this skit, the way they set it up, the wall looks too short. Probably just cause they didn't have room on the stage or something.

    • @jerihoneywellart
      @jerihoneywellart 5 років тому +19

      I hate when sketches on a comedy show aren't more realistic and accurate to real life. It really takes me out of the silly comedy when minor details aren't paid the proper attention.

    • @AynMax666
      @AynMax666 4 роки тому +5

      @@adgato75 I don't know, it seems possible to me that "The Dating Game" made it easier for him or her to see than we thought so that they'd end-up with the dates they actually wanted. Then again, Harlan Ellison was a contestant once, and when he wrote about it he didn't mention anything like that, and he would have jumped at the chance. (When asked where he'd take his date on a first date, his answer ended with their going to the City Dump to shoot rats. He didn't get picked, for some reason.)

    • @pakkmann
      @pakkmann 3 роки тому +16

      maybe "Niall" couldn't see them... brown blood and tick tack teeth take a toll on the vision

  • @carolineoshea2566
    @carolineoshea2566 3 роки тому +13370

    As an Irish person from Ireland I can confirm this is a real show based on real romances. I would know, I'm Niall's cousin.

    • @MikeRiderOOO
      @MikeRiderOOO 3 роки тому +97

      “A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.” ❤️

    • @ServantofTruth
      @ServantofTruth 3 роки тому +72

      You are a hottie... Too bad we are not related.

    • @mrabrasive51
      @mrabrasive51 3 роки тому +33

      Oh are ya now?

    • @heavnnnsent
      @heavnnnsent 3 роки тому +26

      What happens between cousins, can never be denied :)

    • @abaikospen9178
      @abaikospen9178 3 роки тому +4

      @@heavnnnsent ;)))

  • @funtimeswithtom4108
    @funtimeswithtom4108 4 роки тому +6352

    One of the few times I wished an SNL skit went longer to the conclusion. I kinda want to know which cousin he picked.

  • @christygodfrey1752
    @christygodfrey1752 2 роки тому +449

    They really nailed it with the weddings, funerals and communion joke. It's true its the only time you ever see the majority of family some of which you wouldn't have seen in years

    • @ooburrisukai9287
      @ooburrisukai9287 9 місяців тому +4

      I met a lot of cousins when my great grandma died and most of them made a move on me hahahaha

    • @marlonmoncrieffe0728
      @marlonmoncrieffe0728 7 місяців тому

      😮 ...REALLY, ​@@ooburrisukai9287???

    • @Eoin-B
      @Eoin-B 5 місяців тому +2

      This made me meet up with my cousins multiple times a year almost every year. I've 40 and 13 aunts and uncles though.

  • @vallurirajesh
    @vallurirajesh 4 роки тому +12523

    "Dinner with a guy who isn't my cousin". That girl will never get married with that attitude.

  • @AlternateRealityMusic
    @AlternateRealityMusic 4 роки тому +10627

    Somehow the accents are both brilliant and shite at the same time

    • @gsofficial
      @gsofficial 4 роки тому +38

      Were they at least funny though?

    • @satchemo24
      @satchemo24 4 роки тому +143

      I'm American and I think Americans trying to do an Irish accent are the worst. Not many get it right. But I do love the Irish accent!

    • @Alvan81
      @Alvan81 4 роки тому +187

      But, If they were accurate American audiences would struggle more to understand?

    • @sushislurpee3273
      @sushislurpee3273 4 роки тому +120

      That's what happens when you try to do an Irish accent while sober...

    • @ed95755
      @ed95755 4 роки тому +4

      Shit

  • @ianlee692
    @ianlee692 5 років тому +7693

    My mam is one of 16 brothers & sisters, dad one of 9, I literally had to travel to meet my first girlfriend because I was related to almost everyone I knew haha

    • @theeggtimertictic1136
      @theeggtimertictic1136 5 років тому +104

      That day is gone .... if you can afford 1 or 2 children you'd be lucky nowadays .... all the economic migrants coming in and getting free housing.

    • @oldcunt574
      @oldcunt574 5 років тому +294

      @@theeggtimertictic1136 der da der they took our jobs xD

    • @rrraynoorrr
      @rrraynoorrr 5 років тому +336

      @@theeggtimertictic1136 They wouldn't be getting a place in your society if you were good enough to contribute as much as them.

    • @kingkylie9655
      @kingkylie9655 5 років тому +4

      lol same here

    • @theeggtimertictic1136
      @theeggtimertictic1136 5 років тому +36

      @@rrraynoorrr How is getting free housing contributing?

  • @fidebagwell5697
    @fidebagwell5697 3 роки тому +308

    This should've been about Iceland since they legit have an app they use to make sure someone's not related before dating them.

    • @Ashuraizumi99
      @Ashuraizumi99 3 роки тому +15

      Is that true?

    • @Ketothev
      @Ketothev 3 роки тому +15

      @@Ashuraizumi99 it is true.

    • @HosCreates
      @HosCreates 3 роки тому

      Is island that small?.

    • @walrus6348
      @walrus6348 Рік тому +6

      I'm not Icelandic, I'd be a stud there? Hell yeah

    • @chungus_khan
      @chungus_khan 9 місяців тому +1

      *The Norwegians brought alotta Irish slaves over to Iceland* 🍻🥃😵‍💫☘️

  • @Gagaloopony
    @Gagaloopony 4 роки тому +9282

    I was secretly kinda hoping the American girl would turn out to be his cousin too

    • @SiyabongaAfrica
      @SiyabongaAfrica 3 роки тому +192

      That would've been a great plot twist🤣

    • @connaeris8230
      @connaeris8230 3 роки тому +26

      Destiel forever

    • @marymcewen6888
      @marymcewen6888 3 роки тому +82

      I bet after the commercial

    • @joefelice5062
      @joefelice5062 3 роки тому +62

      @@marymcewen6888 yeah, technically the show wasn’t over yet.

    • @XYZ-tx9id
      @XYZ-tx9id 3 роки тому +32

      But as he said she's 500 years late

  • @madisonrose1893
    @madisonrose1893 4 роки тому +8920

    Watching this and knowing Conan O'Brien took a DNA test, turned out he's a 100% Irish and his doctor said no one is 100% something unless he might be inbred............

    • @terra5507
      @terra5507 4 роки тому +287

      WHAT LMAO

    • @moniquelee8713
      @moniquelee8713 4 роки тому +428

      I mean he`s unusually pale....

    • @terra5507
      @terra5507 4 роки тому +16

      @@jp4431 thank you!!

    • @martinpalmer9810
      @martinpalmer9810 4 роки тому +14

      LMFAO

    • @radekchrabota
      @radekchrabota 4 роки тому +239

      Are you sure you're talking about Conan O'brien and not our dear leader CallMeKevin?

  • @ultanbrady
    @ultanbrady 5 років тому +12534

    If he’s really Irish he would’ve chosen number 1 for the free pints

    • @qwertyuiop123456168
      @qwertyuiop123456168 5 років тому +455

      He probably would've gotten it anyway since his uncle's the owner

    • @brockalbert5111
      @brockalbert5111 5 років тому +231

      His uncle owns the pub. So he doesn't need her to get free pints.

    • @ernieparker00
      @ernieparker00 5 років тому +17

      Aye, pints and shepherd’s pie !

    • @ccggenius
      @ccggenius 5 років тому +19

      @@qwertyuiop123456168 If that were all it took, the guy'd be out of business. Dating/marrying is CLEARLY the safe course of action.

    • @jamesbarrick3403
      @jamesbarrick3403 5 років тому +7

      Id go with 1 & 3... I think they would be good with that. No fatties!!

  • @ramdymarte
    @ramdymarte Рік тому +1019

    3:52 Cecily flubbing her line and saying "We didn't have sex - We just had sex" made it 10x funnier 😂

    • @glenneric1
      @glenneric1 Рік тому +132

      I'm pretty sure it wasn't a flub. She was downplaying the meaning of the word sex, from romantic sex to casual sex.

    • @rgk9ruler777
      @rgk9ruler777 Рік тому

      Cecily is sooo hot

    • @non_brewed_condiment
      @non_brewed_condiment Рік тому +45

      i dont think that was a flub, that was the joke

    • @mavs2147
      @mavs2147 Рік тому +64

      @@glenneric1 no it was a clear flub. That's why she started laughing

    • @glenneric1
      @glenneric1 Рік тому +3

      @@mavs2147 I understand what you're saying but I don't really "understand" it.

  • @annasmith5606
    @annasmith5606 5 років тому +3610

    I’m Irish and Kate’s accent is very good! Cecily mixed Irish and Scottish but it’s still great!

    • @yef122
      @yef122 5 років тому +161

      And Bill Hader's character says he's from Dingle, but his accent sounded more like an attempt at an Ulster accent. No matter, I thought the skit was hilarious 😆

    • @knightrdrx
      @knightrdrx 5 років тому +25

      No one laughed at the I killed Kenny name

    • @adamw116
      @adamw116 5 років тому +56

      Which is funny because McKinnon is the one who's actually of Scottish decent.

    • @rav3style
      @rav3style 5 років тому +13

      So you saying Cecile sounds scouse? Cause that’s what I’m hearing

    • @koenigkorczak
      @koenigkorczak 5 років тому +5

      I'm not Irish, not even a native English speaker, but I thought that Kate's accent sounded a bit like the Australian one 😅

  • @rickpontificates3406
    @rickpontificates3406 3 роки тому +5839

    I phoned my Irish uncle to see if his daughter was offended by this skit. He replied, “Ask her yourself! She’s your wife!”

    • @Rob25AZ
      @Rob25AZ 3 роки тому +51

      Good one

    • @joannebattersby8365
      @joannebattersby8365 3 роки тому +13

      T'anks me love I need that disparit. Love from Canada on a grey day.🇨🇦

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 2 роки тому +3

      Lies again? EURO Winner

    • @k.nicoledavis8537
      @k.nicoledavis8537 2 роки тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Lily-uo6hp
      @Lily-uo6hp 2 роки тому +3

      I made it 1.9k

  • @SirEriol
    @SirEriol 5 років тому +15147

    "I'm a good catholic girl, which means I love God and God hates me".
    I'm no longer catholic anymore, but this hits so close to home.

    • @cocolime6496
      @cocolime6496 5 років тому +523

      @@MsHopeH catholic guilt. you had to be there.

    • @Worgen33
      @Worgen33 5 років тому +589

      @@MsHopeH God doesn't hate you, he just hates everything you do that you could possibly enjoy and every thought you have.

    • @cocolime6496
      @cocolime6496 5 років тому +118

      @@MsHopeH you've been lied to your entire life then

    • @Worgen33
      @Worgen33 5 років тому +39

      @@MsHopeH Well, a few of those things could be risk mitigation but most are just weird.

    • @cocolime6496
      @cocolime6496 5 років тому +42

      @@MsHopeH well I'm sorry you got to miss out on so much culture. it's really a blast.

  • @jocularpaddy
    @jocularpaddy 8 місяців тому +37

    Dad owns a pub, game over TBH.

  • @williamvouk2911
    @williamvouk2911 5 років тому +6319

    Contestant #2 actually ended up winning once it was discovered that she was in fact his half-sister

    • @hebe._.1501
      @hebe._.1501 5 років тому +38

      William Vouk omg 😂

    • @philipm183
      @philipm183 5 років тому +216

      Well all I can say, is that we don't take kindly up here in Arkansas when people make fun of our wives. Ain't that right sis?

    • @negralopez5025
      @negralopez5025 5 років тому +32

      Philip M oh shit you really made me laugh out loud thank you

    • @theeggtimertictic1136
      @theeggtimertictic1136 5 років тому +12

      Are you sure you're not thinking of Pakistani Muslims?

    • @defencebangladesh4068
      @defencebangladesh4068 5 років тому +1

      😅😅

  • @lildollarkingv2741
    @lildollarkingv2741 3 роки тому +1983

    "Aren't you worried about inbreeding deficiencies"
    "Great advice but you're 500 years late"

  • @zefurin7300
    @zefurin7300 3 роки тому +7153

    Kate McKinnon and Cecily Strong's irish accent is impressive.

    • @robh1780
      @robh1780 3 роки тому +66

      So is their red hair wigs.

    • @joshr9740
      @joshr9740 3 роки тому +324

      Everything Cecily has ever done is impressive, she perfect

    • @srsieg1155
      @srsieg1155 3 роки тому +20

      @@joshr9740 for real.

    • @vikasanandame
      @vikasanandame 2 роки тому +38

      Aidy is partially Irish btw.

    • @lockandloadlikehell
      @lockandloadlikehell 2 роки тому +1

      @Aerozine you mean *Real iRA*

  • @catherineshaw1122
    @catherineshaw1122 3 роки тому +113

    This entire comment chain makes me so damn proud to be Irish, lol. Pure gold, everyone!

    • @dj3114
      @dj3114 2 роки тому

      @@Lugh444 I see what you did there!!!

  • @peeepepeheeeeheee
    @peeepepeheeeeheee 4 роки тому +5449

    “Under the makeup their skins red” all of us Irish immediately exposed

    • @stephysteph9538
      @stephysteph9538 4 роки тому +68

      Hopefully not exposed to the sun without sunscreen 🧴

    • @dandylionriver
      @dandylionriver 4 роки тому +8

      @@stephysteph9538... Lol. ♡

    • @prankgirl9112
      @prankgirl9112 4 роки тому +17

      I'm swedish and that is my skin too. Sigh.

    • @Yaheleven
      @Yaheleven 4 роки тому +2

      I wish that was my skin, you lucky Irish !!!

    • @ArtBear88
      @ArtBear88 4 роки тому +1

      EXPOSED

  • @drrockkso8882
    @drrockkso8882 3 роки тому +8838

    "I'm a good Catholic girl, which means I love God and God hates me." Hahahahaha this is such a perfectly-succinct description of Catholic guilt.

    • @danivuk2036
      @danivuk2036 3 роки тому +26

      Do you do cocaine?

    • @carolrademacher7002
      @carolrademacher7002 3 роки тому +76

      @@ghanphol what

    • @mishynaofficial
      @mishynaofficial 3 роки тому +33

      Ah, religion.

    • @kiltilly98
      @kiltilly98 3 роки тому +77

      My mother used to say she woke up each morning and took her daily slap in the face from God then went on with the rest of her day.

    • @Mr.Murasakino
      @Mr.Murasakino 3 роки тому +85

      she didn't finish her saying. her full line was " I'm a good Catholic girl, which means I love God and God hates me because I'm having impure thoughts about you".

  • @benmulli7055
    @benmulli7055 3 роки тому +5083

    "You're watching Ireland one, the only channel on the telly not controlled by the bleeding British" Very underrated line, funny cause it's true!

    • @caomh6168
      @caomh6168 3 роки тому +15

      TG4?

    • @andrewkiely305
      @andrewkiely305 3 роки тому +32

      hate to say it, but there is no TV channel here that isn't run by the British tv companies in one way or another.

    • @dawidtan8
      @dawidtan8 3 роки тому +2

      @@caomh6168 telegiornale or just a Irish Language TV Channel?

    • @dr.OgataSerizawa
      @dr.OgataSerizawa 3 роки тому +5

      @@andrewkiely305
      You sound like you may be as oppressed by the crown as Scotland. You guys need to get together and do something about that. We did it here almost 250 years ago. Kicked those fucking red coats in the ass! 🇺🇸. Good luck with that.

    • @lumpycharlie
      @lumpycharlie 3 роки тому +7

      @@andrewkiely305 Erm.......All the RTE channels are Irish! Do you even live in Ireland ya gobshite?!!.........."RTÉ is a statutory body, overseen by a board appointed by the Government of Ireland, with general management in the hands of the Executive Board, headed by the Director-General. RTÉ is regulated by the Broadcasting Authority of Ireland. RTÉ is financed by television licence fee and through advertising, with some of its services funded solely by advertising, while others are funded solely by the licence fee"

  • @esther-do2fr
    @esther-do2fr 3 роки тому +197

    Bill's "picky picky" always makes me laugh💀💀

  • @BeGraaand
    @BeGraaand 6 років тому +4073

    I’m Irish and I have to say that this was fecking hilarious! I loved the shitty accents :) I also didn’t know that Irish people were stereotyped for being inbred but honestly I couldn’t give a shit, it’s just a bit of lighthearted comedy and everyone knows that this stuff isn’t true. The actors are just taking the Irish and really over exaggerating for laughs which I am 100% here for.

    • @JanMichael-Vincent
      @JanMichael-Vincent 6 років тому +125

      gurgy3 you fucked mate? Snl has always been a political platform, whilst still mocking across the aisle. You probably know 0 people who watch the show bc you align yourself with people of similar views. If you aligned yourself with people of conflicting views, maybe you’d know someone who watched the show. Also, streaming is the future. You’re treating it as if it’s a fad.

    • @maem7462
      @maem7462 6 років тому +45

      Harry O'Sullivan I didn't think that was a stereotype. It might not even be a stereotype and they might have just thought about that for a skit because maybe they thought if doing that with a different thing but maybe they just wanted to do an Irish accent

    • @aisharedacted658
      @aisharedacted658 6 років тому +18

      @@gurgy3 actually it is a stereotype in the US. I've known people who made inbred jokes about the Irish and in the 1st grade some kids told me that the Irish do their cousin

    • @roseJ96
      @roseJ96 6 років тому +80

      I'm American. You're not stereotyped by that at all. Skit was still hilarious, though. Thanks for being able to take a joke, lol.

    • @thedexterbros
      @thedexterbros 6 років тому +46

      This is the first time I've ever heard that stereotype. Maybe they were just stereotyping country Irish people or something or they didn't think that actual Irish stereotypes other than drinking would be well-known enough in the states

  • @squatin4479
    @squatin4479 4 роки тому +4533

    I wish they did this when Saoirse Ronan was there

  • @kevinstewart449
    @kevinstewart449 4 роки тому +1869

    "I'm afraid you're in a tough spot, Molly. Very rarely does the Bachelor pick the non-cousin when there are two cousins in the running". Brilliant skit, and #3 is a keeper.

    • @WaffleEBay12
      @WaffleEBay12 4 роки тому +18

      Especially if she's ya couzin'

    • @markfryer9880
      @markfryer9880 4 роки тому +49

      In Australia, the usual winner would be the girl with the father who owns a pub.

    • @jameslarimer9211
      @jameslarimer9211 4 роки тому +4

      Are you crazy?! Cecily is a lovely woman, but 3:27! How could she compete?

    • @miranx5735
      @miranx5735 4 роки тому +4

      I keep reading these comments in my own Irish accent 😄

    • @jameslarimer9211
      @jameslarimer9211 4 роки тому +1

      @@miranx5735 Wahl, then yer a right quare geg, ta be sure!

  • @Classicrocker6119
    @Classicrocker6119 2 роки тому +91

    Bill Hader did an absolutely awesome job by staying in character. Incredible!!

  • @tomasruckett
    @tomasruckett 4 роки тому +2480

    Lol at all the accent debate:
    1) They write and rehearse this in one week. None of these comics are dramatic actors trained in foreign accents. It's all for fun
    2) It's filmed for an American audience, who doesn't care about the quality of the accent. That's not where the comedy is.

    • @hd-xc2lz
      @hd-xc2lz 4 роки тому +79

      Agreed. Hint of a lilt is sufficient to sell the location. And Bill, Kate, and Cecily each had their moments of getting it more or less right, so that it didn't resemble working class English.

    • @gllyflower
      @gllyflower 4 роки тому +92

      Yes and if I have to sit through British actors doing terrible American accents while being paid millions of dollars (I'm looking at you, Benedict Cumberbatch)! I think this is okay. I will say though Irish actors usually do a good job...Saoirse, Colin Farrell, Fassbender, etc...

    • @jameslarimer9211
      @jameslarimer9211 4 роки тому +92

      Actually, I'll take it further. The point is to find the uncanny valley of an accent that's not perfect, but close enough to be funny, preferably exaggerated. That's what makes this kind of sketch funny. Just look at Fat Bastard from Austin Powers. If it's spot on, there's nothing funny there.

    • @waynej2608
      @waynej2608 4 роки тому +12

      Exactly. I thought, this was pretty much understood. Saints, preserve us. ☘

    • @jameslarimer9211
      @jameslarimer9211 4 роки тому +2

      @@waynej2608 Faith and begorra!

  • @greghmn
    @greghmn 5 років тому +4703

    1:35 "#3 is my cousin, so she's definitely off to an early lead."
    *_SWEET HOME ALABAMA_*

    • @reaphr642
      @reaphr642 5 років тому +24

      Or Kentucky

    • @aldosalthren
      @aldosalthren 5 років тому +33

      roll tide

    • @tidefanyankee2428
      @tidefanyankee2428 5 років тому +32

      If #3 was his cousin, and if that meant being off to an early lead you'd have thought he was a member of the british royal family. They like to keep it in the family you know.... queen victoria married her first cousin and lizzy the second's hubby prince phillip was related before marriage to her as well. It explains a lot about the royals.....LOL.

    • @greghmn
      @greghmn 5 років тому +14

      @@tidefanyankee2428 Meh, they got nothing on muh boy Chucky Habsberg.

    • @tidefanyankee2428
      @tidefanyankee2428 5 років тому +1

      @@greghmn LOL, maybe, but it's pretty close.

  • @mollymahoney3037
    @mollymahoney3037 6 років тому +1954

    "Each one as beautiful as their skin is bright red" I feel called out.

    • @benedyctedwuardo8561
      @benedyctedwuardo8561 6 років тому +12

      And one of them name is molly 😂

    • @monkeypatee
      @monkeypatee 6 років тому +31

      I know you ain't my cousin or nothin but you sound like a beautiful lass

    • @niccisstudios5509
      @niccisstudios5509 5 років тому +3

      Molly Mahoney pidge!

    • @yournamehere1886
      @yournamehere1886 5 років тому +6

      @ Molly Mahoney~"Each one is as beautiful, as their skin is bright red, under their makeup"....lol!

    • @SLFinSF
      @SLFinSF 5 років тому +3

      ..under her makeup." Now that WAS was funny (it would have been funnier if they'd said "under her bright orange fake-tan makeup...")

  • @FatBat65
    @FatBat65 3 роки тому +2676

    I should be offended, but I've seen my genealogy report

    • @Lynx-Ash-23
      @Lynx-Ash-23 3 роки тому +30

      Ha ha .. yeah I saw your genealogy report too.. congrats on the recent birth of your daughter by your cousin .. ha ha 😘

    • @ebubechiibegbula5968
      @ebubechiibegbula5968 3 роки тому +2

      Loooool

    • @thedeuce1374
      @thedeuce1374 3 роки тому +51

      {In an Irish brogue}: The family tree is long on trunk, short on branches is it?

    • @annajane8890
      @annajane8890 3 роки тому

      lol same.

    • @itssheena9688
      @itssheena9688 3 роки тому +1

      Hey i am your 1000th like !

  • @calebm9000
    @calebm9000 5 років тому +4304

    Okay Kate McKinnon with an "Irish" accent is pretty hot

    • @davidheaven8950
      @davidheaven8950 5 років тому +36

      infinitydreamzz Her Surname could be also scottish.

    • @GenghisKen
      @GenghisKen 5 років тому +8

      Agreed ❤

    • @The_Notorious_N.O.E.
      @The_Notorious_N.O.E. 5 років тому +46

      So hot as a redhead too 😍😘

    • @anatheistmyself
      @anatheistmyself 5 років тому +19

      Kate McKinnon is of Scottish descent.

    • @claireb3004
      @claireb3004 5 років тому +31

      Right? I'm a straight woman and I thought she was hot.

  • @taylormanes8113
    @taylormanes8113 4 роки тому +2304

    “my favorite fruit is grey” is such an underrated line from this one lmaooo

    • @pawwalker3492
      @pawwalker3492 4 роки тому +65

      I hate to be _that_ _person_ but his favorite FOOD is grey.

    • @sunofpeter2
      @sunofpeter2 4 роки тому +25

      i dont get it

    • @ellegolightly8512
      @ellegolightly8512 4 роки тому +9

      Eulalie Grace no he said *FRUIT*

    • @pawwalker3492
      @pawwalker3492 4 роки тому +21

      @@ellegolightly8512 according to my CC he's saying FOOD. Try it.
      My grandparents were from Ireland, and half the time it was hard to figure out what my grandfather was saying - his accent was so thick. And when they spoke Irish - fuggedaboutit !

    • @splenderella9
      @splenderella9 4 роки тому +6

      @@sunofpeter2 Me neither!

  • @ambergris9359
    @ambergris9359 3 роки тому +31

    I love Cecily Strong in whatever role she plays 😍

  • @Sooner757
    @Sooner757 3 роки тому +856

    "The audience likes that?"
    Closed caption line: "What's not to like here? You don't love your family?"

    • @jeremywhistler2850
      @jeremywhistler2850 3 роки тому +15

      Woah. That's awesome. I'm very thankful for this comment.

    • @kevinzacharywalker7758
      @kevinzacharywalker7758 3 роки тому +20

      Actually she wasn't aware that the whole audience are all cousins....
      ...from the same family going by the name o'inbred

    • @matthewcurlee6661
      @matthewcurlee6661 3 роки тому +22

      @@kevinzacharywalker7758 the funny part here though is that is not a line that is said in the sketch. That's just the guy who did the captions for the video being funny.

    • @lightningbot85
      @lightningbot85 3 роки тому

      oh geez they do special captions? Now I have to re-watch all the scenes with captions on :)

    • @Sooner757
      @Sooner757 3 роки тому +2

      @@lightningbot85
      It's closed captioning they do for the hearing impaired. I have tinnitus, and every now and then I'll turn on the captions if it gets too loud.

  • @grossoutgal4863
    @grossoutgal4863 6 років тому +1908

    I was kind of wait for the Irish American girl to be a long distance cousin 😂

    • @mmmike150
      @mmmike150 5 років тому +49

      MY EXACT THOUGHT! It would have been hilarious

    • @Zeliegrim
      @Zeliegrim 5 років тому +9

      I was waiting for the same thing😂

    • @lyssakate
      @lyssakate 5 років тому +45

      @Ryan Donovan whoa, that was rude. Aidy Bryant is awesome.
      And obesity rates are up all over the 1st world so at this point she could have been from anywhere and it would have been accurate.

    • @timbrink
      @timbrink 5 років тому

      @@lyssakate Adenovirus 36

    • @risus5086
      @risus5086 5 років тому +7

      I was waiting for it to be his mom

  • @mihlemtshwane3358
    @mihlemtshwane3358 5 років тому +3032

    I know Bill’s character did not say “my favourite food is grey” wtf 😂😂😂😂

    • @danclayton9551
      @danclayton9551 5 років тому +60

      I think grain I’m not sure

    • @gavintantleff
      @gavintantleff 5 років тому +6

      Lmao snl captions

    • @carasanders3809
      @carasanders3809 5 років тому +56

      Grey because all of the boiled foods?

    • @miriamhavard7621
      @miriamhavard7621 5 років тому +13

      SURE did.......😂

    • @krisandersen8695
      @krisandersen8695 4 роки тому +32

      You haven't seen much authentic Irish cooking, have you? Most true Irish food is pretty much grey.

  • @snoopygonewilder
    @snoopygonewilder Рік тому +15

    I was ready for contestant #2 to be the daughter of the bachelor's long-lost uncle who left for America after getting his heart broken by his cousin.

  • @oscarwilde399
    @oscarwilde399 5 років тому +3147

    "Number 3 is my cousin, so she's definitely off to an early lead."

    • @melindalepe1900
      @melindalepe1900 5 років тому +44

      SweEt HoME ALABAMA

    • @ernieparker00
      @ernieparker00 5 років тому +14

      Oscar Wilde it’s not like she’s his sister or anything.

    • @placeholder29
      @placeholder29 5 років тому +2

      @@melindalepe1900 Ireland*

    • @Andrew-hk8qi
      @Andrew-hk8qi 5 років тому +7

      en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_marriage_in_the_Middle_East
      Inbreeding is a specifically middle eastern and African phenomenon. It does not happen in Europe or America at all except immigrants from the middle East and Africa.

    • @rrraynoorrr
      @rrraynoorrr 5 років тому +17

      @@Andrew-hk8qi You do realize most marriages in history have been between cousins? That's how we overpopulated the planet.

  • @SilentFlames907
    @SilentFlames907 4 роки тому +1812

    "...I punched Bono in the back of the head. At least...I think it was Bono"
    "Well, better to be safe then sorry"
    GENIUS

    • @TBustah
      @TBustah 4 роки тому +4

      **than**, but yes.

    • @SirManfly
      @SirManfly 4 роки тому +2

      @@TBustah "number tree is my cousin, so she's off to an early lead"....LOL !!

    • @fenianbastard6672
      @fenianbastard6672 4 роки тому

      Well look at her last name it's her natural accent.

    • @pan2aja
      @pan2aja 2 роки тому

      I know right !

  • @angelapotter8084
    @angelapotter8084 3 роки тому +1825

    I love how he's in a track suit like a true chav. 😂

    • @RideAcrossTheRiver
      @RideAcrossTheRiver 3 роки тому +39

      D'ye not think it shud be inna powder blue, tho?

    • @AJ42K
      @AJ42K 2 роки тому +3

      As a marathoner myself, I love this.

    • @fillipoenzagi2731
      @fillipoenzagi2731 2 роки тому +7

      @@RideAcrossTheRiver periwinkle blue

    • @RideAcrossTheRiver
      @RideAcrossTheRiver 2 роки тому +4

      @@AJ42K Marathon? Is that a pub, then?

    • @AJ42K
      @AJ42K 2 роки тому +5

      @@RideAcrossTheRiver could be.

  • @jamalwoods9649
    @jamalwoods9649 2 роки тому +26

    The talent in this sketch is top notch. The accents are on point.

  • @ariannecarey2664
    @ariannecarey2664 5 років тому +763

    each one is as beautiful as their skin is bright red under their makeup 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 the luck of the irish women

    • @alorable26
      @alorable26 5 років тому +30

      That shit had me triggered

    • @ariannecarey2664
      @ariannecarey2664 5 років тому +18

      alorable26 TRIGGERED AS FUCK THEY REALLY HAD TO GO THERE DIDN’T THEY

    • @ariannecarey2664
      @ariannecarey2664 5 років тому +9

      xxGodx fuck donald trump and that’s what they make foundation for

    • @youshallnotpass7921
      @youshallnotpass7921 5 років тому +9

      xxGodx Who asked what some man likes a woman to look like? The sheer male entitlement in your comment is astounding and very very sad. This is why we need feminism.

    • @ariannecarey2664
      @ariannecarey2664 5 років тому +2

      xxGodx sunburns and red skin are 2 different things lmfao

  • @alexas.7634
    @alexas.7634 5 років тому +1262

    "Diner with someone I'm not related to
    _ Picky picky" 😄

  • @sully1865
    @sully1865 6 років тому +1974

    I'm Irish. And I love this. Anyone "offended" by it probably shouldn't leave their house in the morning. It's just a piss take. If you can't laugh at yourselves then you can't laugh at all. Good job SNL!

    • @toyotaprius79
      @toyotaprius79 5 років тому +23

      It would all be accurate if all the contestants were from County Cavan.

    • @kristenherrera9517
      @kristenherrera9517 5 років тому +2

      Where you from?

    • @kassandraallbright699
      @kassandraallbright699 5 років тому +2

      That's a healthy outlook to have. Are you single, then?

    • @HappyCynic
      @HappyCynic 5 років тому +3

      Be a different story if this were an English comedy show.

    • @joncampos5551
      @joncampos5551 5 років тому +1

      sully1865 You’re a cute laddie.

  • @HalfGodHalfManYourWelcome
    @HalfGodHalfManYourWelcome 2 роки тому +186

    Cecily Strong is amazing and vastly underrated. How she doesn't have more sketches I'll never understand.

    • @HelgeStrichen
      @HelgeStrichen 10 місяців тому +2

      Shes in every Sketch, how many more do you want

    • @Brenna-pi9hk
      @Brenna-pi9hk 4 місяці тому

      She's wonderful.

  • @sarahr5513
    @sarahr5513 4 роки тому +1237

    “Picky, picky.” 😂😂

  • @miri8851
    @miri8851 5 років тому +467

    THIS IS SO GOOD, I live in Alabama and I had no clue we had so much in common with the Irish!

    • @annaoop9515
      @annaoop9515 4 роки тому +10

      I-

    • @annaoop9515
      @annaoop9515 4 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @Gluv07
      @Gluv07 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @dianarobison3045
      @dianarobison3045 4 роки тому

      Lol 😂

    • @miri8851
      @miri8851 4 роки тому +24

      Alabama dating website should be called incestry and should also have a genealogical service so you can see just how inbreed you and your boo are... I wish that were a real thing.... not that I’d use it or whatever just for the lols

  • @fightclub6291
    @fightclub6291 3 роки тому +2586

    “Calm down we didn’t have sex...we just had sex”??
    Fair enough. The defense rests your honor.

    • @johnnymcblaze
      @johnnymcblaze 3 роки тому +104

      She messed up her lines.

    • @micahbush5397
      @micahbush5397 3 роки тому +30

      I though it was, "We didn't have sex, we said 'sex.'"

    • @ajo8075
      @ajo8075 3 роки тому +156

      @@micahbush5397 she meant to say "we just had sex, we didn't get married or nothing" but she messed up the first part

    • @Miblive
      @Miblive 3 роки тому +3

      @@micahbush5397 That´s what I heard too.

    • @davidconnellan6875
      @davidconnellan6875 3 роки тому +34

      I think she was supposed to say "it isn't like we got married... we just had sex"

  • @lindiwengwevela524
    @lindiwengwevela524 2 роки тому +8

    "St. John's ghost, this game just got more competitive" LOL 😂😂😂

  • @mhcook9747
    @mhcook9747 4 роки тому +268

    Being Irish redhead as well as a recovering Catholic school girl I was laughing and horrified all at once. The priest with the incense was the perfect touch, it used to make me faint when I was just a wee bit of a girl. Love SNL.

  • @JesusPulledMeThrough
    @JesusPulledMeThrough 6 років тому +397

    I find myself just marveling at Bill Hader. The acting he does in his body movements alone is great.

    • @ciara7264
      @ciara7264 6 років тому +11

      JesusPulledMeThrough i actually agree. His accent couldnt be more off but his body movements were spot on

    • @Layput
      @Layput 6 років тому +3

      And they cast Neil Patrick Harriss as Count Olaf. Bill Hader would have been the perfect one.

  • @firstname4476
    @firstname4476 5 років тому +367

    Literally in Ireland go somewhere you have never been and when they ask you what part are you from? and you answer.... they will know at least one person you know . You can’t do anything on this island without someone finding it out !

    • @Pfsif
      @Pfsif 5 років тому +3

      Don't tell them.

    • @tiad.9536
      @tiad.9536 5 років тому +2

      Sounds like Iowa. Everyone knows everyone here, or is related in some way.

    • @curlzdot7543
      @curlzdot7543 5 років тому +1

      Tia D. Only around 6 million in Ireland , similar to a lot of USA states

    • @aragorn1780
      @aragorn1780 5 років тому +10

      (Crosses border to North Ireland)
      Nobody will find me here!
      (Runs into friend of a relative)
      DAMMIT!

    • @amyanne8330
      @amyanne8330 5 років тому +4

      It’s worse when one parent is from Tipperary and one is from dun Laoghaire

  • @depressedpebbles
    @depressedpebbles Рік тому +43

    I'm an American who went to Ireland for a while and wow, Bill, Kate and Cecily's accents are especially good!

  • @UGNAvalon
    @UGNAvalon 4 роки тому +2260

    I was waiting for a plot twist that Molly was actually Niall’s long-lost (not-so?) distant cousin....

    • @katla_phc
      @katla_phc 4 роки тому +64

      Same! I demand a continuation of this sketch. Or a rematch, especially if they have an Irish or Irish-American host in the near future.

    • @watcher1258
      @watcher1258 3 роки тому +7

      That was the disappointing part of the sketch :)

    • @jjsamuelgunn1136
      @jjsamuelgunn1136 3 роки тому +7

      Twin sister separated at birth.

    • @cwaltzmusic
      @cwaltzmusic 3 роки тому +5

      That actually would have made the skip even better like maybe he chooses her and then after the commercial they get to talking and find out they're related.

    • @abbycross90210
      @abbycross90210 3 роки тому +9

      Only "distant" cousin?? She wouldn't have a chance.

  • @rogerpeet7399
    @rogerpeet7399 5 років тому +365

    Anything that has Cecily Strong in it makes me melt. That's it, I might be her cousin !!

    • @GenghisKen
      @GenghisKen 5 років тому +16

      Remember that time from 'tree good fridays ago'

    • @kamuelalee
      @kamuelalee 5 років тому +4

      So she's definitely off to an early lead

    • @MrUndersolo
      @MrUndersolo 5 років тому +1

      I’d still hit that...and Eileen!

    • @thatfishingdude9356
      @thatfishingdude9356 4 роки тому

      She is the hottest thing on SNL

  • @abbyniloingsigh7188
    @abbyniloingsigh7188 5 років тому +1211

    He says he’s from dingle but his voice says Derry

    • @sailorjess2893
      @sailorjess2893 5 років тому +19

      Abby Ní Loingsigh yessssssss can’t unhear it now

    • @recepege
      @recepege 5 років тому +14

      Also known as londonderry

    • @redflags6583
      @redflags6583 5 років тому +89

      @@recepege No, just Derry.

    • @affiniti3
      @affiniti3 5 років тому +54

      Yes! He’s doing a Northern Irish accent and Dingle is about as far south as you can get. A totally different accent! Argh!

    • @karmakameleon113
      @karmakameleon113 5 років тому +67

      Americans only know one Irish accent and he didn't completely butcher it so he deserves a pat on the back. Lol

  • @williamwooten6156
    @williamwooten6156 2 роки тому +51

    this surprised me I didn't know SNL was still funny THIS WAS HILARIOUS

    • @1QKGLH
      @1QKGLH 2 роки тому +1

      Hahaha. I agree. Maybe SNL hired a new writer for one skit.

    • @RCAvhstape
      @RCAvhstape 2 роки тому +3

      To be fair, this is from a few years ago, when the chances of seeing a funny sketch were greater than 0.1%

  • @mypal1990
    @mypal1990 6 років тому +5119

    Dang this should've been a saorsie Ronan skit. They missed it with this one.

    • @Loconoloquisimo
      @Loconoloquisimo 6 років тому +18

      I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @austriehavannah3402
      @austriehavannah3402 6 років тому +41

      Emmanuel Alejandro I HAD THE EXACT SANE THOUGHT😂😂 lol!

    • @georgecoulson5256
      @georgecoulson5256 6 років тому +1

      Emmanuel Alejandro I

    • @AlexandraOlifirowicz
      @AlexandraOlifirowicz 6 років тому +3

      YES

    • @KennyBky92
      @KennyBky92 6 років тому +69

      Lol she was a bit passive aggressive about them inviting her on the show in December instead of St Patricks day.

  • @larryjohnson5710
    @larryjohnson5710 4 роки тому +962

    I just love Kate McKinnon. Especially, with this hair and accent.

    • @psychopathdave7393
      @psychopathdave7393 4 роки тому +10

      @@rebeccareid89 hrmm, don't know. I was raised in crossmaglen. Sounded pretty close to normal.

    • @rebeccareid89
      @rebeccareid89 4 роки тому +7

      juhoismi I have not seen a single Irish person say anything even close to that being a good accent- speaking as an Irish person- a real one not an American claiming to be Irish- this is a brutal accent. But please- show me the comments from the Irish applauding it.

    • @MrMuttly55
      @MrMuttly55 4 роки тому +11

      @@rebeccareid89 So are you African or Pakistani?

    • @nicoleheinzmann8780
      @nicoleheinzmann8780 4 роки тому +9

      the scalded hand is what does it for me

    • @bravo.siguenza
      @bravo.siguenza 4 роки тому +2

      McKinnon does the exact same accent in absolutely all of her sketches. Overrated! 😁

  • @lisabinhawaii
    @lisabinhawaii 5 років тому +162

    "Wait.. the cousin is still playing? " omg I'm dead

  • @pls_convert_2_a_JW
    @pls_convert_2_a_JW Рік тому +13

    Tears rolling down my cheeks from laughing. Funny. Daughter's name is Siobhan.

  • @oddvloggers
    @oddvloggers 6 років тому +618

    This is a total misrepresentation. RTE's production values aren't nearly this high.

  • @CavTanker88
    @CavTanker88 3 роки тому +100

    I visited Ireland years ago to see the town my father was bon in. Met a beautiful girl, went on dates and I kind of wondered if she might not be the one. Then i found out we were second cousins. Sorry, but I can't really spend my life with someone that far from family.

  • @LaLemonie
    @LaLemonie 3 роки тому +278

    "Picky, picky" will forever be the best line of this sketch :D

    • @jackcedillo6055
      @jackcedillo6055 2 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @itshammertime4297
    @itshammertime4297 3 роки тому +26

    In Ireland it's actually illegal to marry your 2nd cousin, but not your 1st

    • @justinthislife
      @justinthislife 9 місяців тому +1

      Is like that in most ex English countries

    • @bobdrooples
      @bobdrooples Місяць тому

      Who said anything about marriage.

  • @honey2349
    @honey2349 3 роки тому +712

    Cecily strong is so talented. Hardest I've ever laughed when she introduced herself lmao 🤣 I have no idea how she keeps a straight face

    • @someguy2972
      @someguy2972 3 роки тому +12

      She is stunning and brave.

    • @secheclare
      @secheclare 3 роки тому +4

      I loved this since my late sister's name is Siobhan. Very funny skit!

    • @steveconn
      @steveconn 3 роки тому +5

      Old school professionalism.

    • @MossyMozart
      @MossyMozart 2 роки тому +2

      @honey234 - All three of these women are tremendous talents as is Hader.

    • @orange_cat
      @orange_cat 2 роки тому +1

      I just discovered her a few weeks back. There is not a better actress, just listen to her voice control especially.

  • @robertpiekosz7470
    @robertpiekosz7470 5 років тому +32

    I'm a Polack who grew up in a South side Chicago neighborhood in the 70's.
    I loved this skit and so do my Irish friends. Very funny

  • @danielletarrosa
    @danielletarrosa 5 років тому +1567

    is no one going to mention Bill’s so good with any accent?
    EDIT: i get it, his accent is bad but lemme say HE DESERVED THAT EMMY FOR BARRY OKAY *PERIODT*

    • @shanehughes3511
      @shanehughes3511 5 років тому +161

      That accent is horrible no one Ireland sounds like that.

    • @elisejackson2854
      @elisejackson2854 5 років тому +26

      ikr? i know four irish guys and one of them speaks exactly like this.

    • @dramaticteaspoon
      @dramaticteaspoon 5 років тому +14

      It sounds Australian ...

    • @amiegillies7014
      @amiegillies7014 5 років тому +33

      @@dramaticteaspoon no it does not

    • @liddlepeedy3628
      @liddlepeedy3628 5 років тому +36

      Hmmmm well if he's copying the accent of a Derry man who's lived in the USA for 30+ years and moved back to Dingle or "Dangle" as he said it's still pretty shit!!!😉😆

  • @TQM
    @TQM 2 роки тому +10

    The only thing better than the sketch itself are the Irish folks in the comments taking this joke, and running even further with it 😂

  • @bigdaddy0614
    @bigdaddy0614 4 роки тому +356

    Cecily Strong is just beyond beautiful.

    • @satchemo24
      @satchemo24 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah she is yummy!

    • @Gotimenick
      @Gotimenick 4 роки тому +4

      @@satchemo24 yummy?? What the hell

    • @satchemo24
      @satchemo24 4 роки тому +2

      @@Gotimenick what? She's not? I think so.

    • @vernonpaigejr.1517
      @vernonpaigejr.1517 4 роки тому +1

      she's like goofy pretty looking if that's a thing

    • @Pyreleaf
      @Pyreleaf 4 роки тому +1

      Vernon Paige Jr. 100% a thing

  • @ShahiFriend
    @ShahiFriend 3 роки тому +82

    "Um. Wait. The cousin is still playing???" I really hollered at that 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lionelhutz-attorneyatlaw4443
    @lionelhutz-attorneyatlaw4443 3 роки тому +1142

    Inaccurate stereotype. I'm Irish and none of my cousins are good looking. Neither am I, for that matter.

  • @johncarpender5561
    @johncarpender5561 3 місяці тому +4

    Among the greatest SNL sketches in the shows entire history.

  • @jodyb1095
    @jodyb1095 6 років тому +311

    We don't find out who he picked?! I feel so robbed!

    • @crazando
      @crazando 5 років тому +6

      his cousin

    • @clairescorner9748
      @clairescorner9748 5 років тому +1

      @@crazando which one?

    • @crazando
      @crazando 5 років тому

      @@clairescorner9748 the minor

    • @crazando
      @crazando 5 років тому

      @@clairescorner9748 all of the above

    • @joyceray5755
      @joyceray5755 5 років тому

      @@clairescorner9748 yes

  • @geniusiknowit
    @geniusiknowit 5 років тому +1126

    "What... like bird bones? Soft skull? Strawberry nose? Tic-tac teeth? Brown blood? One big toe? Great advice, but you're about 500 years too late."

    • @jh58
      @jh58 5 років тому +7

      Seriously best line of entire thang.

    • @NoFear69262
      @NoFear69262 5 років тому +14

      And then Kate McKinnon’s arm...Omg, lol!!!

    • @ellaninyo3580
      @ellaninyo3580 4 роки тому +18

      Shit is TRUE tho!!
      I'm 87% Irish and I have and am carrier of so many Celtic diseases it insane
      Including ankylosis of spine , the Celtic curse " Iron disorder
      And because we have a lot of Neanderthal (yes big toesbit tiny pinky toes )

    • @laurethjezebelle8707
      @laurethjezebelle8707 4 роки тому +2

      And you know I grabbed my big toe as if to cover it when he said that too, at least my Finnish grandmother kept me from being utterly inbred hahaha.

    • @ronalds.658
      @ronalds.658 4 роки тому

      Hilarious

  • @jamesoconnor9532
    @jamesoconnor9532 4 роки тому +229

    Laughed so hard, I spilled me Guinness. Forgive me, Father. It was a sin AND a cryin’ shame.

    • @debbyrising9328
      @debbyrising9328 4 роки тому +7

      That’ll be 9 Our Fathers and 15 Hail Marys for your penance. Do ya understand the seriousness of your offenses?
      Now, off with ya!

    • @Jermungus115
      @Jermungus115 4 роки тому +7

      Why is a pint of Guinness and a priest the same?
      Black coat, white collar and you better watch your arse if you get a dodgy one.

    • @dj3114
      @dj3114 2 роки тому

      So you would be the type that if a fly landed in it, you would pull it out, hold it above the pint and and say "spit it out"

    • @bohemianwriter1
      @bohemianwriter1 2 роки тому

      @@debbyrising9328 Have a bottle of Old Dubliner whiskey and call god in the morning.

  • @NiVi192
    @NiVi192 6 місяців тому +10

    "Wait, the cousin is still playing!?!" 😂😂😂

  • @SparkleStar1416
    @SparkleStar1416 6 років тому +2015

    I missed Bill Hader

  • @bobby-tu2nh
    @bobby-tu2nh 6 років тому +778

    *"My claim to fame is I punched Bono in the back of the head"*

    • @jdog7797
      @jdog7797 6 років тому +16

      Infinity War Survivor haha "better safe than sorry"

    • @Ben-cx5qp
      @Ben-cx5qp 5 років тому +1

      I'd kneecap bono

    • @donaloflynn
      @donaloflynn 4 роки тому +1

      Bono is a pox!

  • @sineadcosgrove8072
    @sineadcosgrove8072 6 років тому +1587

    I'm Irish and I found this quite funny BUT just to let yis know.. We don't marry our cousins.

    • @sineadcosgrove8072
      @sineadcosgrove8072 6 років тому +94

      OH and we don't speak like that..the accents aren't the best..😂😂😂

    • @nonyabidness5708
      @nonyabidness5708 6 років тому +114

      No one believes this is based in reality... All the Irish people getting offended is far more hilarious than this shite skit. Glad to see one who has some sense. 👍

    • @Ava-zp7ws
      @Ava-zp7ws 6 років тому +6

      Nonya Bidness Are u even irish

    • @nonyabidness5708
      @nonyabidness5708 6 років тому +9

      kitty ava Why? Because only a particular group of people can decide of something is racist? Hardly...

    • @foogentog
      @foogentog 6 років тому +28

      Yeah I figured this was just made up for laughs and not reality. Im glad there’s at least one person here who can handle a joke

  • @cyheemwilliams639
    @cyheemwilliams639 2 роки тому +10

    "Well number three is my cousin so she's definitely off to an early lead." LMAO 🤣

  • @siobhanofarrell4646
    @siobhanofarrell4646 3 роки тому +55

    “More competitive? The game should be over!” Niall’s right - picky picky! Her attitude wouldn’t go over well at all at our family reunions!

  • @mojokg13
    @mojokg13 6 років тому +718

    Years ago we went to the West Coast of Ireland on holiday to see where my dad grew up, one day he pointed out to the distance and in his Mayo accent he said "over that way is a place called Achill Island... But we'll not be going there as there all feckin inbred" 😂

    • @noemiisland
      @noemiisland 5 років тому +8

      midge kg Achill Island 💚 What a beautiful place. Didn't know about the inbread thing tho 😃

    • @mojokg13
      @mojokg13 5 років тому +43

      @@noemiisland sometimes it was difficult to know when my dad was joking or not.. He had very dry humour so it may have been a bit of joshing 😂

    • @pucklife3370
      @pucklife3370 5 років тому

      midge kg 😂😂😂

    • @Hellwyck
      @Hellwyck 5 років тому +8

      They're

    • @mojokg13
      @mojokg13 5 років тому +55

      @@Hellwyck aww... Give yourself a pat on the back.. Well done..Thankyou my life has improved dramatically since reading your correction on my grammar,👏👏👏👏👏

  • @mademsoisellerhapsody1868
    @mademsoisellerhapsody1868 5 років тому +663

    best part is the only station on the telly not owned by the bleedin Brits

    • @cianw2942
      @cianw2942 5 років тому +1

      MAdemsoiselle Rhapsody I dont get it? Why would our channels be controlled by the Brits

    • @Ukraineaissance2014
      @Ukraineaissance2014 5 років тому +2

      Except thats not really true is it @@ameliamullan69

    • @j-boogiebrown9961
      @j-boogiebrown9961 5 років тому

      Why is that the best part, when it's not even true?

    • @nathanburke420
      @nathanburke420 5 років тому +5

      @@cianw2942 because of the British are basically our enemies

    • @nathanburke420
      @nathanburke420 5 років тому +1

      Also it is true wth

  • @MartinAtanasu
    @MartinAtanasu Рік тому +4

    Fooks sake! I pissed meself! Funniest skit I've seen in a long time. Classic

  • @bashful_michael
    @bashful_michael 6 років тому +2727

    I freaked out when I saw Kate McKinnon's hand.

    • @GenevieveThornton
      @GenevieveThornton 6 років тому +31

      Simon James ramifications of kissin kusins 😭

    • @anthonyitaliano7316
      @anthonyitaliano7316 6 років тому +17

      What was up with that anyway? I don't get it

    • @sarahs1212
      @sarahs1212 6 років тому +119

      Anthony Italiano The joke is she's already deformed due to inbreeding in their family

    • @MindWaveShort
      @MindWaveShort 6 років тому +6

      😂😂😂deformed ouch

    • @blackmagyclives
      @blackmagyclives 6 років тому +21

      I nearly pissed myself when she wielded that deformed thing. lol

  • @loverrlee
    @loverrlee 4 роки тому +332

    “Each one as beautiful as their skin is bright red under their makeup.” 😂😂😂 I’ve literally been asked if I was okay because my face was red because I wasn’t wearing makeup that day. I’m like nope, just born like this...

    • @chantellejane7229
      @chantellejane7229 4 роки тому +18

      I’m a rosacea sufferer too. A coworker once asked me if I’d been for a jog. It was 10 am and I’d been sitting at my desk all morning!

    • @zanekers
      @zanekers 4 роки тому +5

      Yep, that one got me too...we are real Irish gals.

    • @84rebz
      @84rebz 4 роки тому +11

      i've been told taking me to the beach is like putting a fork in the microwave

    • @renofederighi8774
      @renofederighi8774 4 роки тому

      😁😀

    • @dotty1220
      @dotty1220 4 роки тому +1

      Curse of the Celts is what we have 😔

  • @americancitizen748
    @americancitizen748 4 роки тому +530

    Kate and Cecily are SO HOT when they do those accents.

  • @IHardlyNoah
    @IHardlyNoah Рік тому +30

    "We didn't have sex, we just had sex!" the best flubbed line in the history of the show award goes to Cecily

    • @dj3114
      @dj3114 8 місяців тому +3

      Yep, her follow up of not getting married or anything was probably supposed to the first line.

  • @Everything_All_In_One_Place
    @Everything_All_In_One_Place 4 роки тому +62

    The most bizarre thing is that I was raised "Irish American" only to find-out as an adult that I'm only about 20% Irish, but I've still slept with two of my cousins.

    • @funguy4utube
      @funguy4utube 4 роки тому +4

      wouldn't that be "two of me cousins" ? Hehe

    • @84rebz
      @84rebz 4 роки тому +2

      its usually who is the last person in the family here is the way you are raised. by ancestry.com I am more German than Irish but my German ancestors came here in like the mid 1800's my Irish ancestors came here in the 1910's, so I have always been far more Irish than German