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In Netherlands we give child bike and either they come home or not.
what
Please explain
Arina a Dutch people cycle a lot and parents give them a bicycle really young So the child can learn how to ride one
I guess they mean they give a child a bike and see if they come home (the bike is their only way to go home) or not
Lol
Sounds like 80s America
Something tells me this one is personal.
? Don't be silly. This has nothing to do with the elevator man with the fast car.
Get cut off by a cyclist once while driving
Grey: I'm about to end this whole mode of transportation life
@@duyanhpro10 Casually Explained
Edit I'd like to say I summoned him
Breh this just my new lifestyle gotta eat cake and go fast
@@9nikolai That guy's probably a cyclist who got t-boned by a middle aged mother in her SUV while he was running a red light, and survived. {read: brain damage} hehe.
I commute to work using a bicycle. I considered myself a cyclist because I started thinking about how roads, transit, and cities are designed from the perspective of someone who relies on a bicycle to get from point A to point B.
I have learned from this video that I am not a cyclist, I’m a commuter. I follow traffic laws and stop at red lights because I don’t want to die and believe that the rules do, in fact, apply to me as well. I have a bike lock because I only ride my bike for about 30 min a day. I chose my helmet based on durability rather than aerodynamics. I only shelled out enough money for a decent bicycle and not a performance-optimized one. I wear normal clothing while riding my bike because I don’t want to look like a chump in public and at work. Yeah, I’m a commuter, not a cyclist.
Normal clothing? If you don't want to get hit by the police in my country you have to wear light reflecting vests or jackets.
I just always stay on the sidewalk, because sharing a road with cars is basically suicide. Also no helmet: especially in winter, since it doesn't fit over the thick hat.
@@Sasha-zw9ss agree with you, im also not sharing roads vehicles I'm always side walks
Yea you are a commuter cuz you are slow
Stopping in every red light is suck q pain in the ass if you have clip pedals
"It's not low impact on your skull, hence why cyclists need to have this: a tiny brain"
The most underrated line
Agree. I chuckled on that one.
Yet more drivers kill so they have tiny brains too (and the small di** suv drivers)
Can confirm. My brain smooth. Am ride bike for sped.
@@wr0te0ff68 a smooth brain is every aero!
“Pregnant women are not aero” quote of the year
My neighbour just got his firstborn son from his wife and I still see him going out biking every week.
feralbear3615 he is probably not going fast because he is not *aero*
I want to like this comment, but it’s at 420, sorry mate
@@AFN2750 You can like it now
omg this is the first time i click like button and it hit 666th
Legs: shaved
Arms: shaved
Face: beard
Lmfao that was so accurate
Too accurate 😅😅😅
Athletes gets a lot of massages. The hair makes it uncomfortable. Also wearing thight clothing for many hours makes the hair itch and ache.
tbh this is literally my dad
Also the face is more sensitive and many have issues with razor burn especially when sweating. They go through enough suffering.
XE10 hotel: Trivago
As a guy in his 40’s who just picked up cycling, this hits hard. 😂
How many times have you tipped over? Be honest now.
try it in your 50's
@@dudeonbike800 once at an intersection….so far 😂
Haha joke's on you I'm only 39.
i am now 63.. been riding from age 15.. raced for 20 years up to cat2... i remember that..my body wont comply,,but still very fit
I work customer service for a cycling company and this is how I see our customers lmao. I had someone throw a tantrum because their saddle was like 10 grams heavier than advertised after using it for years, he didn't even buy it from us so there was nothing we could do?? This job made me see a new side of humanity
The aero side
did it just absorb sweat and dirt? because I would thinking keeping your bike clean would be extremely aero
@@salmonofknowledge3229 yes, it was probably that because he already had it for years lmao
Bike guys and car guys are the same but they want to act different.
and there is me who cycles with a backpack
You missed one category:
You become a mountain biker and break all your bones in a month.
True mountain bikers never break bones, but break their bikes almost constantly
@@quinnreierson perhaps... I don't break stuff. I just wear stuff out and replace it before it breaks. But breaking stuff and crashing is all part of mountain biking
The true cyclist never breaks his stuff or wears it out because he replaces it regularly with newer better parts and when he finds himself on dirt rides so carefully that grandma can actually walk carefully. While the cyclist is perfectly at home riding on pavement and running red lights in the name of speed, he is absolutely terrified of the loss of traction that comes from turning especially on dirt and with trees in any sort of vicinity.
And the skin on your shins is replaced by scar tissue entirely.
Bikezy
Mountain bikers are not cyclists
In order to be a cyclist you'd actually have to, believe me or not, pedal your bike.
Riding the bus to the top and and then descending, doing ”sick shreds” and opening a beer at the bottom with your mounted beer opener isn't cycling
“Pregnant women are not aero”
Best thing I have ever heard
Ha. Ha. Ha.
But... the exact opposite is true ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
My mom gave birth to my younger brother when she was 42, ten days after his birth she entered a cycle race. Can confirm she was only aero after his birth, not before
666 likes hehe
mouhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha OMGGGG
In the Netherlands, there are no “cyclists”. Nearly everyone that drives also cycles, so they’re way more careful around cyclists as “that could be me as well”.
Your country is lazy lame ass commuters.
In Belgium we have the real Cyclists TM, that can ride in the middle of our glorious highways and high mountains faster than the wind. We may drive during the week but Sunday in the day of the Cycling God. Hail Lycra.
@@dimitrianagnostaras3055 hail Lycra
There's no one in the Netherlands that likes bicycles?
Wow
@@zgSH4DOW ????
@@zgSH4DOW wth?
There is also the "competitive commuter" who times himself on the commute and tries to beat his fastest time, while also willing to commute 30km back and forth every day just for the sake of a challenge.
That was me 24 km one way to work...Every time I went below 1 hour I felt like a Tour de France winner :D
The "troll commuter" packs his paniers with packing peanuts so he can tease new cyclists as they are struggling up hills.
I used to cycle 40 mins across London to get to work early in the morning, and I spent a large part of it on what we called the “tour de commute”.
Packs of lycra clad dudes trying to beat their strava’s and skipping red lights at max speed
I stopped driving to eat fast food and rode my bike. 1 year later 46 lbs lighter with a proper diet.
AHHAHAHA YESS THIS EXACTLY
there's no way this dude doesnt ride bikes this is way too accurate lmao
noah hall He's mentioned it in past videos
So true.
@Antony Gonzalez how to have a conversation or something like that
He def has a Canyon bike
you just know he's the leader of the local peloton
I like how exaggerated the height of the saddle is haha
Except it isn't lmao
Your legs must be 6 feet long
Exaggerated?
Some cyclist do that tbf... Me 😂😂😂
Thoughtful_kid aero
In college I was a commuter who thought she was a cyclist. Big u-lock always attached, lots of reflectors, headlight. But now that I’ve graduated I spent the money I should be spending on student loans to buy a nice road bike. Look out world, a new cyclist is coming
lol I'm like that... I still cycle with a backpack on
JOIN THE DARK SIDE
Yes, it shows that you’re getting old as pointed out in the video. It will happen to all of us. I can see my future in the next 5 years. 😉
I'm a "commuter," but since I live in car dependent suburbia where everything is built out and paved over with massive stroads I probably sometimes act like a "cyclist." I often try to go fast as I can (especially when cars are behind me waiting to pass because I have to share the two lane road and cars are coming from the opposite direction). Unless the wind is slowing me way down, it feels great when I'm cruising, but like I said I'm a commuter and I sometimes use it instead of a car because I don't want to pay $3-4 a gallon just to please all those carbrains who think I'm the entitled one for existing lol
Damn, you people really call others "carbrains" outside of your reddit community? Brave
@@ChaosRune damn, you people really think being a bootlicking npc is a flex? Brave
@@josharden6793ewww, selfish person
Next week's show title: Are Pregnant Women Aero? 😉
What is Aero? 🤔
@@gmbn neither thought I don't spend my time. Mtb in baggy shorts and short Jersey
savage
Global Mountain Bike Network
It’s that thing we get when we stumble upon XC.
@@gmbn the straya bib shorts sam hill was in when he almost smoked out steve peat
I lost it at “pregnant women aren’t aero”
But they're full of downforce
Sebastian Söze same here
😂😂he said it as soon as I saw this comment
But your baby is going to be a genetic masterpiece... Hopefully...
Get out of here, scrub! I giggled throughout the entire video!
As someone who hasn't cycled for 3 weeks cause of being afraid of cars I can confirm that the commuter part is accurate
Same 💀💀
Just tell yourself that if you miss an accident by 1 inch, you succeed at missing accidents. As an ex bike courier in Vancouver (before all the god-forsaken bike lanes), it was a slow day if I didn't sigh "missed another one" 6 times by lunch time. Embrace the fear, get more aero, and confuse car drivers by passing them in the left lane. ;)
@@marc-andrerenaud1394 idk, I ride on roads with headphones and everything seems to work out. Like drivers are scared to drive within my lane, lol. So these rides are usually chill, but to be fair I do ride a hybrid, which are quite easier to control
@@marsdriver2501 Don't get me wrong, the vast majority of drivers on the road are completely fine, it's just that when you're on the road for 9 hours every day, clocking in 110km on average in city streets, the odds of finding those few distracted or aggressive drivers increases sharply.
Much like you, I've had plenty of people be fine with sharing the road when I'm passing them in the left lane. I've also had the odd driver decide to move into my lane while looking at me dead in the eyes while we're both going 55km/h.
I live in Paris and here they have somehow managed to cross-breed cyclists with commuters and they've become the predominant species.
the best of both worlds!
@@marcoscdfMais Ils sont aussi français. On ne peut jamais avoir un monde parfait.
@@BloodRider1914 mdr
@@BloodRider1914fr fr
bro my dad is a cyclist:
- gone to alpe d'huez
- spent all his money
- in his 50's
- carbon bike
HELP ME
Grand_Master lol sneak one of his bikes and use it for commuting and then wash the bike at your local gas station with a jetwash. Make sure you sneak the more lightest or aero one
@@thilanhuongle5450 bikes are expensive, especially carbon bikes.
How about just leave it alone so you dont break someone's $3000 bike.
I have this problem
Grand_Master no he’s not, cyclist don’t have kids, kids aren’t aero
@@thilanhuongle5450 jetwash a carbon bike? that poor paintjob.
“A cyclist would never have children to begin with as a pregnant woman is not aero” 😂😂😂
back on the sidewalk with the other children! - Carlin
GCN actually debunked this.
But the blood of your first born makes good lubricant for bike chain
@@duckgoesquack4514 Thank you! Also isnt biking while pregnet a form of doping?
hahahaha 😅😅😅🤣🤣😭😭😤😤☠️🤔🤡💩😆🤢😆😆🤣😤😬🤢☠️😂😴😆🤔🤡😉😛😉😝😍😙 ecks see ecks dee XD
Here in the Philippines.
You need to have a cycling jersey to be a cyclist. Jerseys give 500 more watts
mountain bikers are the chadiest of all bikers, we will pass the cervelos going downhill, hit a curb, catch 10 feet, and land on top of the car breaking our lower body in many places, and then do a single track home
Mountain bikers are commuters, but they only go to the hospital.
bepe I’m a mountain biker and I have never been so offended by something I totally agree with
@@julianrime8544 same
I'm a MTB'er and I love this.
And yet road riding is the deadlier sport.
Because you can trust a rock drop more than a texting driver.
@@RD1R This is a fact. Mountain bikers get injured more often but usually the injuries are minor. Road cyclists get killed all the time. Probably everyday there's a fatality in the US.
A cyclist would never go for a ride because it makes their legs bigger and big legs aren’t aero
Going for a ride also makes your bike dirty.
@@DiviTivi ikr, since the dust isn't aero
Someone stop this guy, he's better than the teacher at this point!
@@DiviTivi And dirt adds weight.
But a ride expends energy which comes from fat which is heavy and not aero.
My dad died in a cycling accident colliding with a vehicle. He was a die hard cyclist and this video is far too accurate!
Sorry to hear that
So you're saying your deceased father was a reckless fool with a tiny brain?
He died being aero. I bet he was happy
I am a commuter and I fear death and ride on the sidewalk as much as possible
Sidewalks are more dangerous than roads as cars will not jump left in front of you when you say "on your left".
@@marc-andrerenaud1394 thats why you dont say anything, dont ring your bell, just match their speed until they hear your hub clicking and get out of the way on their own
@@krpajda Glad to see I'm not the only who's learned that over the years. Pass them silently and you don't have to worry about their reactions.
@@krpajda i learned this at 15, decades later still do the same
As a cyclist the wind is never with you. It's either against you or you're having a good day
i had tailwind today, i thought it was a myth
Best and most relatable comment on this video. AeRo
everyone knows you plan route to start with headwind and finish with tailwind
So fucking true
@@jacoblieverse5279 start at one place, go to another, come back the way you came, somehow figure out how to *go uphill both ways*
The "pregnant women are not aero" got a genuine laugh out of me
Same! I laughed out loud so hard
Who said that they are going to ride a bike?
😂😂😂
I saw this video before, watched it again just a second ago, this comment was in the preview window, when the joke came I laughed a good five minutes, I salute you!
are there any pregnant cyclist? lol
Some of us commuters will go for middle ground between practicality and performance. Lycra might not be everyone's cup of tea but form-fitting "normal" clothes with cycling shorts underneath work almost as well. That, along with a hard-shell aero backpack, and an alloy super bike can make for a pretty speedy commuter setup. Going fast and beating records make A-to-B trips a lot more enjoyable.
I‘ve watched this video at least a dozen times…
This is probably your best work! I love it and recommend it to literally everyone xD
This guy has to be a cyclist, this is the most accurate description I've ever seen
Parody is the sincerest form of mockery
He is a cyclist, he mentioned it in some other videos.
A1dancarter
I know right
Hes a cyclist until a subaru forester owner made a mockery out of him
Victoria (city he lives in) has xtreme cyclist community which are fun to observe
"Pregnant women are not aero"
-Casually Explained 2019
@4:33
Unless the womb contents are ejected backwards at high speeds, similar to rocket exhaust.
Read this just as i got to that part
i was about to make the same comment
I disagree, it makes the cyclist more droplet shaped :P
As a cyclist currently nursing a broken collarbone 🙈 - YES - and cyclists and commuters are definitely different beasts. Albeit I think there’s room in this for a second series on kit, including sock length of course!! (Kit also separates the commuter and the cyclist).
I've been into cycling over a year now and this video is resonating so well with me and my progress so far.
Remember, no bells or means to alert pedestrians you’re about to zoom inches past at 30km/hr.
Bells aren’t aero.
If you're only doing 30 you're not aero enough!
I thought this said “balls aren’t aero” and I think it still works
@@theguythatasked6400 same
As a cyclist, the fuck do you think we are if we’re only going 30. (Seriously i always say passing on your left)
the reason you don't want to alert them is so that they don't change their trajectory. pedestrians are like moving trees, you avoid them, you don't try to communicate with them.
this video is just a huge "virgin commuter vs chad cyclist" meme
but in this case chadness and virginess almost reversed, commuter not really into aero because he is busy with ladies and "manly staff" like sport cars and being Royal Marine, while virgin cyclist not having a lot to left behind by focusing on cycling only
How pedestrian.
It would be swapped.
Sex isn't aero.
In the Netherlands people see it the opposite, race cyclists are annoying and ignoring the rules to be slightly faster, commuters don't care about how aerodynamic the bike is and don't wear a shitty helmet.
I've seen Dutch bike traffic. It's not "a little bit faster".
That's why I never want Canada to turn into the Netherlands. I'd much rather ride my bike among cars than grandmothers.
As someone who rides their bike regularly for casual rides, transport and the variant called Mountain Biking, I can relate to a lot of this, especially the speed
This is, without a doubt, the best vid you have ever released.
“Pregnant women aren’t aero”
ua-cam.com/video/Z4Te-wrCQsM/v-deo.html
Kevin Lopsy
Jesus Christ, you found that quick.
Profile pic makes this comment far better
Speeeed
We need to run some CFD simulations to validate the claim.
And then there's mountain bikers.
the best ones
Sad that he missed us out 😢😂
The mtb gang best bikes around
Bruh I fell excluded lol
I feel lonely, I have a hybrid :-(
Forgot to mention another difference, commuters are not allergic to road rules, whereas every cyclist is
Holy shit as someone who has a bicycle, this shit is true. You respect cars, and then some cyclist who doesnt care about dying, just races past cars, skips past them, and doesn't care if he cuts off any cars. Way too true! Great video
Now that's definitely a good point to not have kids: "pregnant women aren't aero"
Edit: except pregnant women really are more aero(also how the f is this possible 1k likes? The f?)
I’m adding it to my list of reasons
Couldn’t you just adopt a kid, problem solved
I feel dumb, but I don't get it 🤔
They are preggo
Crush: so, are you a cyclist?
Socially awkward me: no, i'm just a communist.
Sorry brochacho, communism's not aero.
No food = No reddit likes
*socially powerful
I think he meant that he is skinny not because he is a cyclist, but because he's living only off the weekly bread rations that his communist government allows him to have. Wait, am I ruining the joke by explaining it? Oh.... well...
@@phillipthornton4578 Ok boomer
@@phillipthornton4578 Yes Grandpa Stalin is hiding under your bed.
I just bought a road bike to ride to work and back home. 2h a day and Im pretty happy about it. It only takes me 30min more than with the train and I do much sport that i else wouldbt be doing. Its fun and energizing. I take all safety precaussions I know of even if that means to be less aero. Wheight doesnt matter that much btw. Areo is king, always. Then rolling resistance and only then weight
I watch a lot of CGN and learned much from them
Weight is part 0f being aer0
I probably have seen this video 50 times and it cracks me up every time 😂. Not planning on stopping anytime soon!
Couple of weeks ago I saw a cyclist crash into some lady and she basically took a nosedive on the pavement. As she was trying to wipe the blood from her face, the dude complained how she ruined his 200 euro front wheel lmao
It's his fault for using a wheel that's only €200, would never have happened with a higher end tubular carbon wheel
Should have used them Campagnolo Bora wheels. Would have been faster and didn't crash to the lady.
@@elmapiclit9218 he would phase through her
Cyclists are a joke. If i could, id run them over with my car because their lives arent worth jack
@@OriginalCovfefe hold up you don't run over cyclists with your car .... do you have any idea how much bumpers cost to repair.
There's a 3rd category: The ones who say they're just commuting because they're slow, but they try their hardest and race cars or other cyclists on the road, who are not racing them.
So true man
Is this a personal attack?
I'll add a 4th to that; the Dutch cyclist, we cycle everywhere. If you add up all the time we cycle compared to the the rest of the world we come in first as a nation and that is with a bit over 17 million people.
mood
Bruh I know I'm slow as fuck 😂
I live out in the country and there's hoards of old bicyclists who have legit road bikes.
I have a mountain bike lol
OMG, I'm dying over here. ...winds from the front or side over 10 kph...I'm crying laughing...A TINY BRAIN! OMG I surrender. Dude, you're SPOT ON and hilarious!!
even wrote sworks on the shoes, flawless attention to detail except the tcr (or propel idk they look the same) for the commuter, it would be more along the lines of the fastroad or the sirrus, even the dew plus and other flatbar bikes. anyways great video 10/10
The difference between "The Commuter" and "The Cyclist":
The seat post hight
Don't forget the -17* handlebar drop
It’s all about the slammed handlebar stem!
And the mirror
Na the seat post height will be the same between the two. It's how its' used that makes all the difference.
Breaking that red light just cuz v.s. It saves my knees for groceries to get groceries into my 60's and save some gas!
The Cyclist method of establishing the hierarchy
"Doping his blood til it's indistinguishable from Aunt Gemima energy gel" How the hell do you come up with this stuff??
Kyko yeah i wonder the same. The monotone voice makes it sm gunner too lol
Adept at random
gap between videos is 90% of figuring out the best joke
Man, that's some thick blood. How do I get some for my pancakes?
It sounds like he has experience.
Every now and then i come back to this video and it just gets better and better each time
I have rewatched this at least 10 times since it was released and it is still hilarious. This is so true and will never get old!
Real shit; I've been coming back to this video over and over again for the last year and half and EVERY TIME it gets more hard belly laughs than any Netflix comedy special in the last two years. The replay value of your material tops any one else out there schlepping yuks to the masses. I love you. i should probably mention, I'm a cyclist.
Am i in heaven
Oh hey Jesus H Christ, good to see we share an interest in dry humour 👌🏻😅
a youtube verified account for Jesus? Hallelujah!
You sweared Jesus
I love you 😍 Jesus
You've literally explained everything ever posted in r/BicyclingCirclejerk
which I'm sure was a valuable source for research
not quite everything, Fred
There's more upvotes on this comment than the top post on r/BicyclingCircleJerk.
Why tf isnt it called r/cyclejerk
i prefer if its 4chans /n/
I abstained the entire clip to laugh out loud in order to be able to listen the entire clip. Gold.
I am a commuter, i built my own ebike for transportation, I stop at redlight, keep rigourously the right or use the bike lane and dismount on crosswalks, and yet i face death every time i ride my bike
“Because unlike his peers the cyclist is a risk taker, a visionary, an achiever, and knows he must do whatever it takes to finish middle of the pack at the annual charity 60 miler”
That line got me.
You can say it was the _finishing line_ for me
😂
Damn it. Me to a 'T'. LOL
Wow we must have watched the same video
Unless they get lucky that this happens.
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Is that why he breaks traffic laws and doesn't give a fuck about the safety of others
Only a cyclist himself can have this much insider knowledge about this topic :D
true, he definitely seems to know all the memes
He said that he uses ExpressVPN for Zwift in London
I'm utterly amazed!!
Yeah, it takes a cyclist to know a cyclist...
My bike is my only transportation as a mom of 2 because life's unexpectancies everyday. And I don't really know any of these memes but because I ride my bike for a very long time I know exactly what he's talking about lol.
this is one of the best videos youtube of ever X"D
As a commuter with a freshly broken collar bone.....too soon, too soon
As a cyclist i agree
with pregnant women not being aero.
@Mycel roundness isn't aero. That's why aero bikes don't use cylinders
@Mycel nah
@@macquarrie3230 the ques is not "are pregnant people aro", it's "are they more aro than normal people" I don't actually know, but normal bellies are definitely also not aro.
if you throw one she will be
I don’t think Hinata would be happy to hear you say that.
Better Flying Thunder God your way outta there.
“The cyclist has not ridden in any UCI-sanctioned events, but has met several people who have visited Europe”
I’m dying 😭
What is your take on tucson?
that was probably the best line of the video, lmfao
and if from europe,met several ppl who visited australia or what :D
Tuck sun
@@darkoobradovic9988 I watched Crocodile Dundee; does that make me a cyclist?
This is actually a really good way to explain the subtleties that motorists don't understand: the number of "cyclists" that do dangerous things on purpose is a minority.
for an exageration its a suprisingly good expanation outside of the ones which can't seem to not be able to ride with any consideration for padesterians or other road users.
outside of the inevible not every road user will be competdent/ or a good person the main problem is that cyclists are so favored in the law that bad cyclists are much more empowered to be bad road users before they can be legally punished and they are less identifiable since theres not an easy reg number to take a pic of and report them and the cyclist and bike has to be identified
Might be a minority but it's still a huge percentage of cyclists. 99% of them ride with no consideration to anyone else on the road though
@@elobiretv Where I live are a lot of cyclists and it's mostly the old male cyclists that are like that
@@elobiretvminority and 99% in the same sentence 😂
I became a Roadie - cyclist - when the ride became more enjoyable that just using a bike to go to the store, to go to work. When I became a cyclist, certain rides became more thrilling - hill riding - descending a hill at 50 mph. So I started training.
As a cyclist - Roadie - I started to favor certain types of bikes and components - Steel frames for their ride quality and the 10-speed drivetrains of the 2000’s because of the 10-speed cog sets and the polished aluminum components for their beauty. Think of this as having a practical 4-door BMW to go to work and buy groceries … and an air cooled 911 or a Rotary powered Mazda RX7 or a Honda 2000 for the joy of driving on your days off.
I have a hybrid bike that I use for errands. This is the one that gets locked up to a parking meter. It sits at home while I go for joy rides on my road bike.
On thing this video gets wrong is that it is not the “cyclist” that are the daredevils that run through red lights - we are most likely riding a road bike that we have spent $3000 plus on - so we are not going to challenge a driver who is wrapped up in metal.
It is the younger generation on their fixed gear bikes that run red lights, cut car and bus drivers off, ride in groups of 20-50 riders blocking whole street during rush hour traffic, ride the wrong way in designated bike lanes, cut corners when they make left turns so that they are heading right at a cyclist who is on the legal right side of the road, and ride wheelies through car lanes as drivers are waiting for their green light.
no cyclist has steal frame. Only aero carbon :D
*Pregnant women are not aero*
- Casually Explained 2019
That made me cackle 😂
I’m dying 😂😂😂
Can someone explain the joke please
Yeah idk about that though I actually think pregnant women are aero but def going to suffer a W/kg penalty
@@LeeEverett1 same I didn't get it aswell
I like how this went from being about commuters and cyclists to just devolving to ranting about cyclists.
Because theres nothing wrong with commuters :D
@@Semystic and cyclists commute in their cars after work, meet up with other douchers, and then go out and play in traffic together in rush hour, further ruining the roads in places they do not belong. Asshats. Playing in the street....
Jason Atkins ok boomer
@@Melmaster3 Is that the new trend the sheep are following now?
Jason Atkins what a prick.
I've watched this before, but it says a lot that now that I actually wanna buy a cycle, I'm watching your video before GCN's.
Wife: Why don’t you want kids
Husband: Pregnant woman are not aero
Matthew Zarrelli you got likes thought I'd tell you
Omg this was my ex, yeah i know having a gf is not aero im sorry
True, pregnant women are not aero, but they are beautiful!
@@dalezapple2493 that just Sounds creepy
@@Rahul_G.G. ok, whatever.... Be well
*Why are you reporting this video?*
🔘 _I’m in this video and I don’t like it_
BOPS Productions haha! cancel culture. Is it snowing?
Ryan Bennett good job ruining the joke
Ryan Bennett r/woooosh
🔘
@@ryanbennett3963 shutup boomer
in different.
Cyclists are rich dudes who has upgradicitis (Always upgrade their road bikes or mtb even tho their parts function good)
And most of the time they have Strava and has records of 400km+ on Strava
1:37 not to mention the thief would fall off a hundred times trying to ride a bike on thin wheels.
As a Dutch person I can say this is accurate. My family calls "cyclists" "MAMILs": Middle Aged Man In Lycra. All Dutch people are also commuters though, without the fear.
Saggy lycra and skinny legs.
We are born on bikes while fighting water
We dutch are an entire different species of cyclists
Tell me more about that fearless utopia please
@@jdguzmanv check out NotJustBikes or BicycleDutch or any of the other channels :)
I wanna show this to my dad, but I haven't seen him since he taught me to ride my bike without training wheels
Lol maybe he will come back to show you how be AERO
I got your message & watched the video.
Im proud of you. 😊
Come back 🏠 son your mom worried sick.
@@pstromagik9287 lol!
impossible.
LoL
5:04 in Alp huez you have a whole new species of Cyclists, the Downhill Mountainbikers. And from my experience of going there this mostly consists of 40 year old men who Own bikes that are more expensive than thair car and who are Willing to jump down a cliff face just to overtake one person. Not landing the jump, compleatly wrecking thair bike and nearly killing them selve, but then continue Rideing like nothing happend and still Finishing the Race without a funktioning Brake. Also they are compleatly useless when they reach the slightest uphill
the visual of the fully loaded nerd complete with rotor safety light vs the giga slammed aero bike makes me laugh every time.
I remember when my dad took up cycling 15 years ago, he said he was going for a quick ride to buy smokes... never saw him again.
😂😂😂
Smoking isn’t aero
He probably bought a mountain bike and hes chilling with the grizzly's rn
guilt isn't aero so he had to put all his love in to cycling
He’s still out there. He is one with the bike.
The level of cycling memes in this video is astounding and all completely true. What brand is your new bike?
Cervelo or GTFO
Träcc MâDöönē or GTFO
@@patafanmarti2913 as someone who just bought a Cervelo, I feel attacked. But I'll let those bad vibes deflect across my lycra covered skin.
Batavus
@@AS-rd4xi ok
such a great video!! just started biking as a "commuter" and this made me laugh way too much.
This video never gets old. I love it!
True story: My uncle's ~$3,000 road bike was stolen, but the kids left it in a ditch 200 yards away because it kept tipping over.
Tipping over?
Cause road bikes don't have bike stand
@Albert Lund Gotfredsen wheel's too skinny mate
How come he didn't add a bike stand?
@@MythmasterFunky Bike stand is not aero
When you see a mountain bike on the road, you know they're a commuter.
can confirm. Source: am a commuter with a mountain bike
I have a normal bike with mountain tires because of the gravel road I have to cross
Yah can confirm. I'm a commuter with mountain bike. I use it to go to work.
Yeah thats the normal stereotype here in asia.
Thats why i bought a higher travel suspension and knobby tyres to identify myself as a mountain biker.
I even bombarded my laptop with stickers hoping for someone to notice me and ask me for a ride out.
But majority of us is road cyclist so yeah fuck me
I bought a mountain bike because the roads in my city are fucking rocky. Mountain bikes are also future proof. If one day someone invited you to ride on a trail then you can go.
Road bike = only for flat roads
MTB = can go anywhere.
This is soooooo accurate and I love it.
This was the best video i watched all year
Erin: that’s not vegan
Cyclists: that’s not aero
Lol nice Jubilee referee 😂😂😂
I see you're someone of culture as well
Grian: That's not bro
Nice reference
As a commuter cyclist myself I confirm: this is 100% true.
And no, the saddle height on 5:37 is NOT exaggerated.
@@Obsidian72 Dura-ace is a Shimano line of products, their top end offering
Yes dude.
I am 172 cm I can’t do that.
Because if I want to do that i have to ride extra small bike which has very small triangles for water bottles and possible frame bag and also massive toe overlap.
I have to settle at small size. Man i wish i was taller.
Ну хз, по крайней мере на эндурансе мне не приходится так поднимать седло, потому что я и сам маленький (170) и в нашей местности (Великий Новгород) соревы проходят разве что по циклокроссу; на последних, кстати, пока единственных, взял 2е место (вяло марафон)
and then u hyper extand ur knee....while roll by comfortalbly
1200mm seatpost, carbon, of course…
the high seats and slammed stems kills me😂😂
Matt Stephen’s crash features you deserve my like
All jokes aside, cycling is what -made- helped me come to terms with my own mortality. Whatever happens, happens, man. I've been cycling for around 17 years and I ain't stopping as long as I have at least one leg. My neighbour, who only has one leg is a commuter.
You don't need legs to cycle
@@zazugee handcycle is actually more AeRo
@@marcoleung368 I’m pretty sure a hand cycle is called a wheelchair lmao, all jokes aside I knew a kid in highschool who did track and had a racing wheelchair which was pretty cool.
Having just 1 leg is super aero
@@1911Zoey having one leg is killing your gains - Jeff cavalier
cyclist: i gave up my life to cycle
Mountain biker: I no longer have a pelvis
pelvis is not aero
"Why is my finger side ways?"
~guy after descending a
Triple black diamond trail called
Cherry bomb
@@arnoldszwarzenegger6832 Mountain bikers don't really care about aero.
@Toographictosayontelevision I like it, its an added challenge and there's just something so exhilarating about rushing down a rocky trail with trees rushing past you on the lead up to a jump. plus some of the locations we bike in are downright amazing and beautiful
The simple fact that the saddle tube is like 1 meter long on the road bikes just killed me
I love the giant bottle of pancake syrup he has in place of a water bottle 😂
I love how high the cyclists seat is so high
It's AERO!
I get more watts
I love how high you must have been to say that sentence forward and backwards at the same time.
I sentence how seat high is to sentence height! What a high seat...or am I high?
Ya its aero I mean it wouldn't be like that for his height tho that seat height is for a very tall person
CE: Cycling is a beautiful sport
Dutch people: sport????
There's no proper translation of "wielrenner" in English.
@@hendrikdependrik1891 Whats the rough meaning of it?
Samuel Schönenberger wheelrunner
@@samuelschonenberger cyclist who do it as a sport instead of cycling as a form of transportation.
@@hendrikdependrik1891 roadie
I just brought a cycle yesterday and this came into my recommendation lmao, i shall update it how I turned to be
Every time I rewatch this I notice yet another detail. The text flashing at 1:16 killed me.
“The more obese you are when you buy a new bike the more upvotes you’ll get when you take a picture with it”
*my time has come*
You need magnesium. I know! It’s so weird.
I didn't understand this one. Is it because people want to be supportive of people trying to lose weight? Whereas if a skinny person did it, people wouldn't care?
cryora i guess so
Also, the fatter you are, the most progression you can show i guess