Casually Explained: The English Language

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  • @rudyrichards1233
    @rudyrichards1233 5 років тому +5101

    “again, not for me. it’s rly just home run after home run”

    • @v1182
      @v1182 5 років тому +45

      Best part

    • @Ezyez_196
      @Ezyez_196 5 років тому +6

      felt good to be that 1000th like

    • @elhammossad7390
      @elhammossad7390 5 років тому +6

      He made me say I love u that bastard!-_-

    • @bobbydennis6729
      @bobbydennis6729 11 місяців тому

      Yeah man he really said that

  • @sambutton8494
    @sambutton8494 4 роки тому +8293

    Australian here, can confirm we just speak like this to troll the international english speaking community

    • @Yooleee
      @Yooleee 4 роки тому +256

      A respectful decision

    • @ninifofini
      @ninifofini 4 роки тому +50

      Yes, we do.

    • @tytyeeeeeeeeee
      @tytyeeeeeeeeee 4 роки тому +274

      This comment is fake australia doesnt exists

    • @ninifofini
      @ninifofini 4 роки тому +24

      Yağız Efe GÖREN woah...does that mean i dont exist!

    • @jojox1733
      @jojox1733 4 роки тому +15

      I love you, Sam.

  • @trafalgarq805
    @trafalgarq805 3 роки тому +6681

    "No one's allowed to feel good about themselves on my watch, especially me"
    Goes on to flex that he can pronounce the word 'the'.

  • @gp.gonzales
    @gp.gonzales 2 роки тому +4540

    I cracked up when he says "Assembly" language. I agree, it's indeed hard to learn.

    • @beans1234ltbl
      @beans1234ltbl 2 роки тому +164

      i thought i was the only one who noticed this lol

    • @alpers.2123
      @alpers.2123 2 роки тому +89

      It is way easier than natural languages imao

    • @imashnake_7151
      @imashnake_7151 2 роки тому +72

      Lmfao I just noticed that and went wait Assembly isn't a... OHHHH

    • @tomnjerry6545
      @tomnjerry6545 2 роки тому +27

      can you explain what assembly language means lol

    • @佐藤-k7k9u
      @佐藤-k7k9u 2 роки тому +14

      What is assembly language🤔🤔

  • @TheMrMeerkat
    @TheMrMeerkat 3 роки тому +18858

    "Not so easy now, is it, baguette boy?" Is quite possibly my favorite line.

    • @Justin-jy6fu
      @Justin-jy6fu 3 роки тому +118

      C’est Baquète

    • @siryeetsalot6129
      @siryeetsalot6129 3 роки тому +26

      @@Justin-jy6fu what?

    • @williewilson2250
      @williewilson2250 3 роки тому +264

      @@siryeetsalot6129 lncest bagel

    • @robmausser
      @robmausser 3 роки тому +131

      I experience this often though. Parisians will rip apart my french pronunciation.... in the most god awful barely understandable english i've ever heard.

    • @louisc0309
      @louisc0309 3 роки тому +4

      u guys better leave this at 999 likes for juice wrld

  • @AmiiboDoctor
    @AmiiboDoctor 5 років тому +4466

    "Nobody is allowed to feel good on my watch, especially me"
    >proceeds to compliment himself for the rest of the video

    • @lorcansnow2111
      @lorcansnow2111 5 років тому +17

      @Absolute Zero Nah just a coincidence I'd say. I doubt he made every joke complimenting himself throughout the video just to go along with that one minor line

    • @gabemerritt3139
      @gabemerritt3139 5 років тому +12

      @@lorcansnow2111 idk usually he insults himself throughout the video

    • @SimonHomeintheEarth
      @SimonHomeintheEarth 5 років тому +14

      He complimented himself, but he didn't feel good about it...

    • @jimcanterak7349
      @jimcanterak7349 5 років тому +5

      Yeah but did that *really* make him feel good?

    • @Crymble
      @Crymble 5 років тому

      @@lorcansnow2111 he does plan his videos, you know.. He's not improvising.

  • @ousimanie1869
    @ousimanie1869 5 років тому +2627

    His voice sounds so depressed that the generated subtitles are genuinely accurate

    • @chantzgaming
      @chantzgaming 5 років тому +18

      Ousimanie That’s pretty much everyone here in the PNW 🙃

    • @EcuadorianFlagShip
      @EcuadorianFlagShip 5 років тому +74

      Holy shit they're fucking perfect. It only breaks when he starts speaking French.

    • @dcminion9263
      @dcminion9263 5 років тому +7

      @@chantzgaming Yea I swear I try and tell people that people in PNW just don't have an accent, just generic American

    • @Compins
      @Compins 5 років тому +4

      @@EcuadorianFlagShip The fuck you talking about. Pretty sure he was saying _"boom boom boom boom"_

    • @ICantEven2It
      @ICantEven2It 5 років тому +1

      DC Minion as a Washingtonian I can confirm that statement.

  • @whyyy24
    @whyyy24 2 роки тому +631

    i love how he explained the english language in english so only ppl who speak english can understand him

    • @KKKNlgga
      @KKKNlgga Рік тому +5

      what language was he supposed to speak then?

    • @whyyy24
      @whyyy24 Рік тому +9

      @@KKKNlgga depends on who he wants to teach the English language to. As u can see in the video, he explained the English language to beginners, which probably don't understand English, so ig u would explain it in the language the person u r teaching it to, I mean at school I learn Arabic from the English language bc I'm not fluent at it and don't understand it. Hopefully u r not bothered to read all that bc I wouldn't read it either, I was just bored and thought it would be funny to reply in a paragraph.

    • @DJsocial7102
      @DJsocial7102 Рік тому +5

      ​@@whyyy24 if you are learning english its probably better to hear it is english as you would gain more vocabulary

    • @whyyy24
      @whyyy24 Рік тому +2

      @@DJsocial7102 I agree

    • @abdurrafey3358
      @abdurrafey3358 Рік тому

      English is just a pyramid scheme,
      If you studied English as main subject so you could become an English teacher and teach your students English so that they can become an English teacher as well.......

  • @caffeinecreature
    @caffeinecreature 4 роки тому +2683

    Casually Explained: "Subscribe to Casually Explained"
    My Google Assistant: *only understands Russian*
    Me: "So, who's laughing now?"

    • @qwart22
      @qwart22 4 роки тому +7

      Barret me

    • @iconsumedeath
      @iconsumedeath 4 роки тому +4

      Me

    • @mirstrikesback
      @mirstrikesback 4 роки тому +10

      Ахаххах ми

    • @spaghettigum
      @spaghettigum 4 роки тому +18

      My google home mistok spanish, for hey google what is *cock* *and* *ball* *torture*

    • @joshuachristensen9731
      @joshuachristensen9731 4 роки тому +1

      Mine pauses the video when it hears "hey Google" so I'm laughing too

  • @dvorkru
    @dvorkru 5 років тому +15267

    "This is why you haven't been a world super power in 300 years"
    Napoleon: *awakes*

    • @irov5884
      @irov5884 5 років тому +280

      2019 France, 3rd nuclear power in the world: *wtf*

    • @4sstrid
      @4sstrid 5 років тому +51

      Awaken*

    • @madaxe
      @madaxe 5 років тому +16

      @@4sstrid that's the joke

    • @tobirei482
      @tobirei482 5 років тому +28

      Wokes*

    • @fishrr9820
      @fishrr9820 5 років тому +29

      *Noteyesclose*

  • @azzarys
    @azzarys 4 роки тому +3544

    "Baguette boy" I'm French living in France but if I go to the USA, I want everyone to call me like that

    • @mikedacoolnerd788
      @mikedacoolnerd788 4 роки тому +340

      Then if I ever go to France please call me Burger Boy.

    • @inanitas
      @inanitas 4 роки тому +69

      If I ever go to France please call me "Schutzstaffel Siegfried".

    • @blazouille3149
      @blazouille3149 4 роки тому +37

      Sun Rider They gonna call you "Fritz" or "Hans"

    • @PingerSurprise
      @PingerSurprise 4 роки тому +34

      @@mikedacoolnerd788 I'd call you "Homme-Burger" :P

    • @ojoface208
      @ojoface208 4 роки тому +10

      im israeli so call me pita boy

  • @so_obsessed_
    @so_obsessed_ 2 роки тому +115

    “I mean, not for me I fucking nailed it” 😭😭

  • @hannis3211
    @hannis3211 5 років тому +22550

    This was just 5 minutes of him flexing his accents and his french

    • @rando4390
      @rando4390 5 років тому +107

      French :)))

    • @lizardasslick
      @lizardasslick 5 років тому +286

      But it were some good 5 minutes

    • @Top10Facts_Official
      @Top10Facts_Official 5 років тому +562

      As a french speaker i can say that his french accent is shit

    • @TaggedByTim
      @TaggedByTim 5 років тому +471

      @@Top10Facts_Official well that attitude is why you haven't been a world power in.... I forgot what he said fuck.

    • @TanguyBlanchard
      @TanguyBlanchard 5 років тому +77

      @@TaggedByTim he's right tho Casually sucks at French

  • @wholelottaclips
    @wholelottaclips 5 років тому +745

    “People in America sound less cool the higher their neighborhood gdp” LMFAOO

  • @ape1760
    @ape1760 3 роки тому +21260

    I love how the French guy corrected him with a baguette and he corrected him with a rifle. My man is playing both sides at the same time.

    • @bibhudendupanda3584
      @bibhudendupanda3584 3 роки тому +185

      Lmao he is american afterall
      He can exercise his 2nd amendment act on the french

    • @danielprestwich7422
      @danielprestwich7422 3 роки тому +211

      @@bibhudendupanda3584 hes australian

    • @GanyuSimpingDegenerate
      @GanyuSimpingDegenerate 3 роки тому +176

      @@danielprestwich7422 he currently lives in Canada

    • @risyanthbalaji805
      @risyanthbalaji805 3 роки тому +94

      @@GanyuSimpingDegenerate and canda is pretty much murica

    • @teeeee
      @teeeee 3 роки тому +24

      @@GanyuSimpingDegenerate ya but he is still a Australian

  • @Fh13_D
    @Fh13_D Рік тому +38

    "i love you"
    "thanks guys i needed that"
    joke just blew me

  • @fantawi7999
    @fantawi7999 4 роки тому +5689

    “Oh my goodness gracious Rachel get the Bible”

  • @xanthra592
    @xanthra592 5 років тому +7872

    "rural brewery"
    me: rural brewery
    "I love you"
    me: "I- .....haa..

  • @glorphinigus3728
    @glorphinigus3728 5 років тому +3804

    “I love you”
    We’ve been tricked, we’ve been fooled, but most importantly, we’ve been bamboozled

    • @bruce2860
      @bruce2860 5 років тому +14

      you must be English

    • @spartan8897
      @spartan8897 5 років тому +89

      "We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed and we've been quite possibly bamboozled"*

    • @xxnelliexx
      @xxnelliexx 5 років тому +7

      See im just thinking of those dreaded jelly beans now lol

    • @metanoia3438
      @metanoia3438 5 років тому +12

      damn you absolutely butchered it though. It lost the funny

    • @myrech
      @myrech 5 років тому +1

      @@metanoia3438 I agreez

  • @wingjaigaming8240
    @wingjaigaming8240 Рік тому +140

    As a Chinese, I think the "th" sound is hard to pronounce because we don't have this sound in our language. It took a while to learn how to pronounce words such as "three" or "throw"

    • @kaimcdragonfist4803
      @kaimcdragonfist4803 Рік тому +11

      It’s so true though. I was trying to help a Korean friend work out his L and R sounds because the equivalent sound in Korean is kind of a mix between the two. Having him try to say “royal” “loyal” and “lawyer” brought me literal hours of entertainment

    • @hotpotato9558
      @hotpotato9558 Рік тому +6

      i used to struggle with it too until i learned that you just have to stick your tongue out while saying "te"

    • @donperegrine922
      @donperegrine922 Рік тому +4

      Stick your tongue between your teeth a TINY bit, touching both sets of teeth onto your tongue.
      Your tongue should be hidden behind your bottom lip (don't over think that, though. Just don't put much effort into exposing your bottom teeth).
      NOW.......(ok, now I tried to find out what I do to make this sound and....I have no idea. I'm grunting and humming like a moron, trying to give you good clear instruction. But I am native! I don't know how I do this, but I see why Asia doesn't do it.)
      Ok I am BACK!
      So: use your voice box. Your tongue might block your breath, Or it might give no obstruction.....your tongue should PARTLY block the airflow.
      When your voice box is shaking your airflow, and the tongue is partly obstructing the airflow, there should be a humming sound, like the 'Z' Sound, coming from our teeth.
      It might feel as though your tongue is vibrating between your teeth.

    • @donperegrine922
      @donperegrine922 Рік тому +3

      Ok, I thought about it some more. I think I can give a cleaner instruction! The instructions ai just gave are for the SUPER expressive TH sound. We mostly use that for heavy emphasise.
      Try this instead:
      You have a "de" sound, right? Like "dead people"? When you make that sound, it is a splosive sound made by your tongue blocking the airway, touching the alveolar ridge.
      Make DE several times, but make sure to have your teeth seperated a tiny amount, OK? DE DE DE DE DE. Don't let your teeth touch at all.
      Now, make the same sound, but touch the gap of your teeth with your tongue tip. The pressure in your airway should build, because your tongue is blocking the flow until you release it.
      Check with your nearest English speaker, but I believe you are now fluently THITHATHETHEM all day!
      It should sound SUPER close to the DE sound. You might not even hear it, but I think an Englishman will.
      Please tell me if you try this out!

    • @eges72
      @eges72 Рік тому +5

      As a bilingual Turkish it took me almost 13 years to pronounce "th" in three

  • @GunRunnerWV96
    @GunRunnerWV96 5 років тому +4094

    “People from America sound significantly less cool the higher their neighborhoods GDP” by far one of the funniest things I’ve heard today

    • @randon19yearold
      @randon19yearold 5 років тому +2

      Lmfao ikr

    • @strollas
      @strollas 5 років тому +26

      explainlikeimfive

    • @donovanbechi41
      @donovanbechi41 5 років тому +61

      Strollas the better the neighborhood, the less cool they sound.

    • @beambaapol
      @beambaapol 5 років тому +15

      and those who sounds cool would disagree with this fact and say “that ain’t crap, lemme gei ma gun and let’s go hun-dinggg and kill samma them squirrels tanight.

    • @LetsSaboogi
      @LetsSaboogi 5 років тому +5

      Tbh that caught me off guard omg

  • @nickhernandez989
    @nickhernandez989 5 років тому +6125

    This dude just activated my Google assistant, this means war.

    • @artemjetman
      @artemjetman 5 років тому +24

      Mr. 8-Bit Doggo that means peace

    • @killlilwinters
      @killlilwinters 5 років тому +24

      You don't use voice recognition?

    • @nickhernandez989
      @nickhernandez989 5 років тому +108

      @@killlilwinters I do, but his voice activated it that's the scary part

    • @isaaccervantesgarcia
      @isaaccervantesgarcia 5 років тому +63

      Joke's on him, I'm too broke to afford any of those.

    • @jamesheufve5265
      @jamesheufve5265 5 років тому +10

      Mine didn't activated cause I'm French 👌🏽

  • @justchilaxe123
    @justchilaxe123 5 років тому +3463

    “I mean not for me I fucking nailed it” almost spit out my water

    • @xoxo-pp7ru
      @xoxo-pp7ru 5 років тому +6

      U spit 😳

    • @luffytrace1
      @luffytrace1 5 років тому +11

      Spat*

    • @thegamingfool9974
      @thegamingfool9974 5 років тому +7

      I don’t know if it’s American thing to say “spit” as past tense?...but for my whole life in the UK everyone has always known it’s: “that made me spit”/ “I spat out my water”

    • @freefangz
      @freefangz 5 років тому

      justchilaxe123 that had me too. I care to the comments as soon as I heard it. Lmao

    • @zeppelin4790
      @zeppelin4790 5 років тому +5

      @@thegamingfool9974 It's not, they used the wrong tense of the word.

  • @Thr3leven
    @Thr3leven 2 роки тому +27

    "ough" can be really tricky to learn. It can be understood through tough thorough thought though.

  • @end3alph385
    @end3alph385 5 років тому +1689

    The "hey siri" and "ok google" felt like a personal attack to me

  • @georgthompson5563
    @georgthompson5563 4 роки тому +5964

    Imagine being a French American and being called baguette boy

    • @gt9.secondaryaccount744
      @gt9.secondaryaccount744 4 роки тому +350

      Hi
      That's actually my life
      Thanks

    • @basedgod6016
      @basedgod6016 4 роки тому +77

      @Paul ice That's a funny way of spelling worst

    • @JA-hg6ee
      @JA-hg6ee 4 роки тому +16

      @@gt9.secondaryaccount744 i feel that

    • @shaemat8425
      @shaemat8425 4 роки тому +11

      Idk personally, there's something endearing about it.

    • @georgthompson5563
      @georgthompson5563 4 роки тому +55

      GT9. PATATE well in reality, everyone gangster quand ils réalisent que nous parlons deux langages

  • @2ytek
    @2ytek 5 років тому +4266

    “I have to take a lift”
    “So I can get a lift”
    “So I can go and lift”
    That’s literally just bro talk in the gym.

    • @thomas.f.3416
      @thomas.f.3416 5 років тому +12

      2ytek German: “Ich muss trainieren gehen.”

    • @MisterL2_yt
      @MisterL2_yt 5 років тому +8

      ​@@thomas.f.3416 Ich muss ins Fitnessstudio gehen
      (3 consecutive s)

    • @salatwehr4099
      @salatwehr4099 5 років тому +3

      @@MisterL2_yt Grammarnazi!
      Spass alles Gut! RECHTSCHREIBUG wird bei mir gross geschrieben weil ich Caps-Lock anhatte.

    • @anawilliams1332
      @anawilliams1332 5 років тому +2

      That’s the bible for people called kyle

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 5 років тому +4

      Swedes are even lazier... Ska gymma... which is extremely lazy, as it's just Shall gymnasium(in verb form). It's so lazy that if we ever were to say the full sentence of describing what we should do, people would look funny at us.
      Jag måste gå och åka hissen ned till bottenplan så att jag kan åka till gymmet(still short due to that gymnasium is weirdly enough the name for Senior High in Swedish, and the thing all students hate in the world Semester is what Swedes call their vacation days), så att jag kan träna.

  • @iyurachan
    @iyurachan 2 роки тому +132

    I speak Arabic, and I found English pretty easy to pronounce and learn, just need to learn as many vocabs as possible. In Arabic, we pronounce several letters that other languages don't have, which makes it easier for us to pronounce new words. I'm learning Korean now and it's quite challenging.

    • @isramubashar5080
      @isramubashar5080 2 роки тому +2

      Good job

    • @grantgarner8756
      @grantgarner8756 Рік тому +6

      Arabic is one of the few other languages that has a proper "th" sound (except for some dialects like Egyptian that flattens it to a "z")

    • @shahardewaka
      @shahardewaka 10 місяців тому

      for me the hardest thing to pronounce in arabic is not any specific sound but the shada (شدة)

    • @jonistan9268
      @jonistan9268 7 місяців тому

      I studied standard Arabic for a bit in school, but it was obviously a slow process. Regarding consonants, pretty much all of the English ones also exist in Arabic, especially the "difficult" ones, for example the two versions of the English th. Weirdly enough, standard Arabic doesn't have g and p, but I don't think these are hard to learn if you don't speak them natively.

  • @katherinedaignault1521
    @katherinedaignault1521 5 років тому +11640

    *not so easy is it now baguette boy*
    i’m wheezing

    • @freeshotjack8324
      @freeshotjack8324 5 років тому +68

      Alfie Morris you want to say that to his face

    • @yourboi8913
      @yourboi8913 5 років тому +32

      Alfie Morris white mom Karen

    • @lynoxmkg6172
      @lynoxmkg6172 5 років тому +28

      @@Mydogismypfp What? No. He says singular (Baguette boy) , not multiple (boys)

    • @faursh659
      @faursh659 5 років тому +9

      I felt offended by this lol

    • @zachrichard7039
      @zachrichard7039 5 років тому +45

      "This is why you haven't been a world superpower for 300 years."

  • @Heebie-Deebies
    @Heebie-Deebies 5 років тому +3445

    I felt horrible when the only thing I didn't say was "I love you."

  • @joshuaduong5731
    @joshuaduong5731 5 років тому +45925

    “And America is still figuring out what a kilometer is”
    O O F

    • @Quantum-
      @Quantum- 5 років тому +1083

      Not a lie. Lol.

    • @donovinskates0062
      @donovinskates0062 5 років тому +435

      Joshua Duong WTF IS A KILOMETER

    • @weierschatten3433
      @weierschatten3433 5 років тому +776

      Donovin Leonard 1000 metres

    • @xerone10
      @xerone10 5 років тому +722

      @@donovinskates0062 a meter is the length of the path travelled by light in vacuum during a time interval of 1/299,792,458 of a second.
      And a kilometer are a thousand of those. Kilo = thousand

    • @somanith8372
      @somanith8372 5 років тому +96

      @@xerone10 he was just being sarcastic

  • @galaxygemini5994
    @galaxygemini5994 2 роки тому +14

    As a Chinese who grew up in the US most of my life, English was an okay language for me since in kindergarten(this was still in China btw), we had little activities to practice our English, so I already knew some English when moving here, and in 1st grade, in the US, I could understand most of what the teacher is saying, luckily the teacher was Chinese or could speak Chinese would translate the things to Chinese so I would understand. Then in second grade, I had to move to another school and in that school, they knew that I didn’t understand or speak English well, so they would put me in this program, which would send the program teacher to your class and come get you in the middle of a lesson to teach you some English. All I could say is that for me, a Chinese person, is that English was surprisingly easy for me.

  • @pillow6191
    @pillow6191 5 років тому +1966

    "Not so easy now baguette boy" Is now in my daily vocabulary.

    • @elliottangelo1351
      @elliottangelo1351 5 років тому +11

      Luke The Hat lol I have a french friend and say stuff like this to him all the time 😂

    • @Mouchou_
      @Mouchou_ 2 роки тому +5

      It's true tho most french people really can't speak english and they juge so hard anyone confusing genders 😭 french is my language but it's stupid, it deosn't make any sense and it's changing for worse...

    • @greason
      @greason 2 роки тому +1

      @@Mouchou_ however, you now have a word for lesbian, which is pog :)

    • @Cc_755
      @Cc_755 2 роки тому +1

      @@greason now we have a word for non binary people: iel just to confuse non french speaker a bit more

  • @86D150
    @86D150 4 роки тому +3945

    “N O T S O E A S Y N O W I S I T B A G U E T T E B O Y”

    • @gatorpog9752
      @gatorpog9752 4 роки тому +96

      *S* *A* *D* *B* *A* *G* *U* *E* *T* *T* *E* *N* *O* *I* *S* *E* *S*

    • @pondertalks
      @pondertalks 4 роки тому +10

      pulls out m16

    • @booran.
      @booran. 4 роки тому +5

      @@pondertalks nobody uses that

    • @zenixlo
      @zenixlo 4 роки тому +2

      Are you... high.?

    • @movedaccount2596
      @movedaccount2596 4 роки тому +9

      *"T H I S I S W H Y Y O U H A V E N ' T B E E N A W O R L D S U P E R P O W E R F O R 3 0 0 Y E A R S"*

  • @hobiuary
    @hobiuary 5 років тому +2482

    “Squirrel is a hard word to say”
    Hispanic people: Hold my Parangaricutirimicuaro.

  • @edex59
    @edex59 Рік тому +5

    3:54 for anyone who doesn’t know what the country of Australia is holding, it’s a slice of fairy bread (sugar-butter with sprinkles) and a sausage sizzle (hotdogs with bread slices and BBQ pork sausage done on the grill rather than frankfurters in a long roll/bun probably done in the microwave).

  • @zanka53
    @zanka53 5 років тому +1482

    "Less cool the higher their neighbourhood GDP" is a criminally underrated line

    • @Rugbiii
      @Rugbiii 5 років тому +18

      Edgy Circle first time here that line alone made me subscribe

    • @promocodes5962
      @promocodes5962 5 років тому +2

      In other words, thugs sounds cooler😂

    • @Jyudee
      @Jyudee 5 років тому +4

      What is GDP?

    • @C4TMINT
      @C4TMINT 5 років тому

      Judy Wu general something (dense??) population. basically the more populated your city/neighborhood the less cool of an accent you have which is really true lol

    • @Jyudee
      @Jyudee 5 років тому

      Eleanor K. Oh thanks! It makes sense and kinda sad, I want an accent. But whatever.

  • @duel_clip
    @duel_clip 5 років тому +14535

    "not so easy is it now baguette boy, this is why you haven't been a world super power for 300 years"

    • @Oeggonom
      @Oeggonom 5 років тому +749

      Napoleon crying in the corner.

    • @xeriffe8708
      @xeriffe8708 5 років тому +224

      got em

    • @tuskeralex
      @tuskeralex 5 років тому +46

      @@xeriffe8708 didn't get "em" much because France is only one of the many Country who speak French

    • @Jakeb978
      @Jakeb978 5 років тому +219

      @@tuskeralex relax bud its a fucking joke

    • @mynewaccount2361
      @mynewaccount2361 5 років тому +29

      Hey you watched the video too?

  • @zurbruggg
    @zurbruggg 4 роки тому +3530

    “Then Americans sound less cool the higher their neighborhood GDP”
    Holy shit that roast sent ripples through the entire world

    • @itskeith8124
      @itskeith8124 4 роки тому +23

      Light racism. It's funny, so it light heartedly addresses a series issue in our society. Oh shucks, Who am I kidding? idgaf! It sounded deep tho.

    • @satyakisil9711
      @satyakisil9711 4 роки тому +9

      What does it mean? I didn't get it.

    • @jatin1695
      @jatin1695 4 роки тому +86

      @@satyakisil9711 The higher GDP people have, the less "cool" they sound. Which means, STEREOTYPICALLY, generic American accents and/or posh American accents sound stuck-up and/or normal, and African American accents and/or country accents sound "cool" (socioeconomic classes).

    • @satyakisil9711
      @satyakisil9711 4 роки тому +1

      @@jatin1695 But how does it contribute to stealing GDP? All surrounding countries have lower GDP than the GDP of Americans.

    • @contrainer_
      @contrainer_ 3 роки тому +23

      @@satyakisil9711 they mean within America itself

  • @JohnSmith-pf7xx
    @JohnSmith-pf7xx 2 роки тому +81

    I had a good chuckle at "Assembly", definitely a foreign language worth learning

  • @questionabletaco7419
    @questionabletaco7419 5 років тому +3519

    “Not so easy now is it baguette boy”

    • @arehly6702
      @arehly6702 5 років тому +63

      He was a stick man so, he was quite literally a baguette boy

    • @speedy5397
      @speedy5397 5 років тому +69

      That's why you haven't been a world power for 300 years

    • @arztbiscuit1433
      @arztbiscuit1433 5 років тому +2

      Damn homie

    • @nekhlioudovbolkonsky2901
      @nekhlioudovbolkonsky2901 5 років тому +5

      @@speedy5397Actually France was. Only for 215 years. (1600-1815)

    • @speedy5397
      @speedy5397 5 років тому

      @@nekhlioudovbolkonsky2901 u r slow

  • @Sturnoculos
    @Sturnoculos 4 роки тому +1987

    "Not so easy is it now baguette boy"
    Comedy gold

  • @H1TmarkerFD
    @H1TmarkerFD 5 років тому +1834

    "No one gets to feel good about themselves on my watch, especially me"
    Proceeds to pat himself on the back for pronouncing words correctly.

    • @epsdudez
      @epsdudez 5 років тому +49

      He knocked it out of the park though

    • @prollyeating
      @prollyeating 5 років тому +3

      r/suicidebywords

    • @frostfang1
      @frostfang1 5 років тому +12

      He knocked it so far out of the park on that last one that it flew around the earth and hit him in the back of the head.

    • @Lysergic_
      @Lysergic_ 5 років тому +12

      @@prollyeating r/shutthefuckupandgobacktoreddit

    • @henriqueribeiro8167
      @henriqueribeiro8167 5 років тому

      @@epsdudez like a native!

  • @comradexdface
    @comradexdface 2 роки тому +3

    My mother tongue is Tamil (Indian language), I lived in India until after half way through first grade. Then my dad brought our family to the US. I was taught English alphabets in a separate class in India, but I still didn't know enough to put sentences together and have conversations. I got thrown into America without being able to speak. I only had one friend, and we just became friends from making funny noises (ex. thunthi thunthi). Within that half a year, I watched people, listened to the teacher's lessons, and from just that I figured it out. By second grade, I could finally understand what people were talking about, and I liked to read books too. I wasn't too talkative but I made an effort. Those efforts built up, and once I reached third grade, I was the hotshot of the school. I was easily able to make conversation, and made a good group of friends. Those skills evolved into me getting people that hate me, to making them be my friend (That skill came in middle school). So TL;DR, English is lightwork, you just have to throw yourself on the deep end. Also a little note, I never had the Indian accent because I never asked my parents for help in English. I think also what helped was by the time I reached second grade, I was speaking at home in full english. Pretty sure that's how my mom also learned to understand English because she didn't take any courses in India.

  • @jackie3495
    @jackie3495 5 років тому +5502

    "Squirrel is a hard word to say"
    Polish people: hold my Brzęczyszczykiewicz

    • @Felix-fw9dd
      @Felix-fw9dd 5 років тому +358

      Wtf does that word even mean
      I'm polish and I dont even know

    • @emiify2726
      @emiify2726 5 років тому +131

      @@Felix-fw9dd r/woooosh

    • @Felix-fw9dd
      @Felix-fw9dd 5 років тому +466

      @@emiify2726 okay then
      keep your secrets.

    • @emiify2726
      @emiify2726 5 років тому +25

      @@Felix-fw9dd what even

    • @Felix-fw9dd
      @Felix-fw9dd 5 років тому +290

      @@emiify2726 what odd

  • @JaylinAAllen
    @JaylinAAllen 5 років тому +518

    I hesitated and didn't say "I love you." Neither did you. Now I feel empty inside.
    Life's too short. Live without a filter. I don't regret what I do; I regret what I don't do.

  • @CJ-cx8ym
    @CJ-cx8ym 5 років тому +2961

    “And then people from American sound less cool the higher their neighborhood gdp”
    😂😂that took me out

    • @Cube-xs2rn
      @Cube-xs2rn 5 років тому +8

      C J true tho

    • @victorcastleman5392
      @victorcastleman5392 5 років тому +5

      C J this one was the best line in the whole video

    • @strollas
      @strollas 5 років тому

      explsinlikeim6

    • @flycraft3912
      @flycraft3912 5 років тому +1

      Whats gdp?

    • @BiancaHuntPiano
      @BiancaHuntPiano 5 років тому +1

      @@flycraft3912 the total value of goods produced and services provided in a country during one year.

  • @juanferrer5924
    @juanferrer5924 Рік тому +1

    English not being a hard language is actually a relief to me. My gf is indian and I'm learning Hindi. So many times "I learned English and it's a very hard language", like man we have 26 curvy little shapes you guys have six bajillion

  • @pumpkinjutsu1249
    @pumpkinjutsu1249 4 роки тому +4703

    I love how Assembly is included in the hardest languages to learn for English speakers.

    • @StupidBadyXD
      @StupidBadyXD 3 роки тому +80

      Cuz is assembly

    • @shadowling77777
      @shadowling77777 3 роки тому +48

      It’s true tho

    • @slyfox909
      @slyfox909 3 роки тому +87

      Hahaha I was looking for this comment 😂 Gotta love Comp Sci humor

    • @Gabryx_
      @Gabryx_ 3 роки тому +3

      yea, not false tbh

    • @icouldntthinkofagoodname7216
      @icouldntthinkofagoodname7216 3 роки тому +5

      @@slyfox909 I love how even though I suck being at it, I still get some of them humor lmao.

  • @buddhathegod
    @buddhathegod 5 років тому +4806

    Me: three thousandths
    Me: rural brewery
    Screen: I love you
    Me: *unintentionally stays quiet*
    CE: Thanks I needed that

  • @jorted_julimak
    @jorted_julimak 4 роки тому +27942

    I love how in America it's 0.8 like no we don't even completely know English

    • @dennis771
      @dennis771 4 роки тому +1194

      healthy corn I thought it would be 0

    • @princerufioh
      @princerufioh 4 роки тому +951

      Dennis so we would speak that unga bunga crap?

    • @dennis771
      @dennis771 4 роки тому +156

      Crystalgleam Is in skyclan I really don’t think we need to learn anything...we are good as we are

    • @jwbbccp
      @jwbbccp 4 роки тому +392

      have you ever taken a freshman comp class these days? even our HS grads def do NOT know english 🙄
      (note: this was deliberately typed without proper capitalization, spelling, grammar and/or punctuation bc it’s social media and i dont care... suffice it to say, a submission to a university-level composition course should NOT present with the same laissez-faire attitude...)

    • @princerufioh
      @princerufioh 4 роки тому +50

      I like how one of my comments with the likes is me getting wooooshed

  • @aliza7195
    @aliza7195 2 роки тому +97

    It's actually pretty easy to learn English (from the perspective of a native speaker of Urdu). In comparison learning my native language is hard. I swear English is so easy to write, it's so quick. Urdu though... *shudder*

    • @Thandon
      @Thandon 2 роки тому +11

      I looked up what your language looks like, and all i can say is im sorry bro

    • @Nikita_Akashya
      @Nikita_Akashya 2 роки тому +8

      As a German, English was pretty easy to learn if I don't have to explain the grammar rules. But German is.... German is terrible for non natives. Like our shtick with Nominativ, Genitiv and Dativ and the Akkusativ. And most importantly the ch sound, especially the soft one that most non Germans never hear in their entire life. But I have a feeling Japanese could be quite easy to learn for me after I learn the pronounciation. The worst part would be learning how to read.

    • @jasonreed7522
      @jasonreed7522 Рік тому +4

      ​@@Nikita_Akashyathe English language has been shaped by the repeated occupation of england by foreign cultures, namely Rome, France, the Normans, the Vikings, and Germanic colonizers. English has a germanic base, but with almost 40% romance language word origins its not like other germanic languages. Its also a descriptive language (so not higher authority to dictate what is and isn't a word, the dictionary follows the people not the other way around). Add in some other factors like the near absence of grammatical gender or regular verb conjugation, and its no wonder English is super good at "stealing" words from other languages.
      We regularly joke the English is infact 3 languages in a trenchcoat pretending to be 1 language because it kind of is. (This is also why so many of our rules have a bunch of exceptions, words stolen from french or latin or japan don't need to obey the original rules for spelling. I'm sure this is the source of many headaches for people trying to learn English.)

  • @harrisonkarn2078
    @harrisonkarn2078 3 роки тому +1495

    “People in America sound less cool the higher their neighborhood GDP.”
    As an American, this is pure facts

    • @Qui-Gon_Jinn69
      @Qui-Gon_Jinn69 2 роки тому +3

      what is gdp?

    • @elijahewers2458
      @elijahewers2458 2 роки тому +70

      @@Qui-Gon_Jinn69 Gross domestic product, in which this means the average amount of goods bought. If gdp goes higher (usually referred as gdp per capita, which just means for a certain area or town), that refers to richer people. The joke was that richer English people don’t sound cool and they often sound snobby.

    • @Qui-Gon_Jinn69
      @Qui-Gon_Jinn69 2 роки тому +6

      @@elijahewers2458 thx for explanation 👍

    • @SuuperFlou
      @SuuperFlou 2 роки тому +1

      Oy m8 he said "neighbourhood"

    • @madieschmidt9988
      @madieschmidt9988 2 роки тому +1

      Right like even southern accents are so much better. I lived in the north my while life and just moved it Texas and I had to do a double take when my teacher said “Nevada” but hold up they said “na-vah-dah” like with “O’s” but I say na-va-duh. This accent stuff is real weird too. Tip: if you ever go to Texas and say pa-CAN and not pe-CON your in a real bit of trouble

  • @shamussarrazine6623
    @shamussarrazine6623 4 роки тому +1802

    "This is why you haven't been a world superpower for 300 years"
    LMAO

    • @superdestrier9160
      @superdestrier9160 4 роки тому +25

      It's only after WW1, really.

    • @paigelennon9424
      @paigelennon9424 4 роки тому +58

      Not so easy NOW baguette boi

    • @bread6088
      @bread6088 4 роки тому +13

      Yeah Napoleon surrendered twice but don’t tell me France wasn’t one of the greatest powers and basically invincible after the Hundred Years’ War.

    • @soozannuhh
      @soozannuhh 4 роки тому +2

      baguette boy

    • @sunmoulin1240
      @sunmoulin1240 4 роки тому +2

      Shamus Sarrazine I felt that

  • @lavenderlizz
    @lavenderlizz 5 років тому +2377

    English: Squirrel is one of the hardest words
    German: Hold my Eichhörnchen

    • @spooklordsupreme4929
      @spooklordsupreme4929 5 років тому +4

      Lol

    • @vividbunny7194
      @vividbunny7194 5 років тому +110

      bavarian: hold my oachkatzal

    • @KVVUZRSCHK
      @KVVUZRSCHK 5 років тому +62

      French écureuil is not better either. Some form of squirrel conspiracy I suspect.

    • @zsjaoabekz7378
      @zsjaoabekz7378 5 років тому +130

      Polish: Hold my politańczykowianeczka

    • @lavenderlizz
      @lavenderlizz 5 років тому +16

      w h a t no way omg hahaha

  • @murpledeer
    @murpledeer 2 роки тому +6

    Shawn *yawns “I’m tired”. Shaun *yauns “me to”.

    • @pasta_eeee
      @pasta_eeee 2 роки тому +5

      sean: *yeans* i’m gonna go to bed early today, sleep tight y’all

  • @tulsawray1729
    @tulsawray1729 5 років тому +450

    “Not so easy now is it baguette boy”
    Aaaaaa I cried lmao

    • @ebal08
      @ebal08 5 років тому

      😂

  • @jacobfrancisco7580
    @jacobfrancisco7580 5 років тому +2698

    Don’t you just hate it when someone says “two” instead of “to” or “too”

  • @perkbug888
    @perkbug888 4 роки тому +5429

    Casually explained trying to be a troll: “Hey Siri, Hey Google”
    Me: * laughs in poor *

    • @kaplooey3506
      @kaplooey3506 4 роки тому +108

      Finally one who understands me

    • @reshzy3807
      @reshzy3807 4 роки тому +93

      Is this a rich joke that Im too peasant to understand?

    • @youngabz9357
      @youngabz9357 4 роки тому +15

      @@reshzy3807 nah he just doesnt have Siri or the Google Girl

    • @raidev_
      @raidev_ 4 роки тому +9

      i had my volume too low, even though i have a google home

    • @jacobw4612
      @jacobw4612 4 роки тому +3

      I use headphones.

  • @HelmiJonasson
    @HelmiJonasson Рік тому +18

    Meanwhile, in about 13 years I have reached a level of fluency in English that makes me sometimes have trouble with translating sentences back into my mother tongue. It's mostly because they are so different in their sentence structures but sometimes it's funny to tell english-speaking people that Finnish is so hard that even though I have been learning it since birth I still struggle. I speak two languages (Finnish and English) in a "I understand equally little about scientific articles"-way and Swedish in a "I was forced to learn this for 6 years in school yet still somehow know exactly two words"-way and also conversational Italian. Most people in Finland know at least 3 languages.

    • @Pollicina_db
      @Pollicina_db Рік тому

      Per quale motivo hai deciso di imparare l’italiano?

  • @awesomegaming9268
    @awesomegaming9268 5 років тому +13045

    “Read” is pronounced like “Lead” and “Read” is pronounced like “lead”
    The English language bois

    • @supercool_saiyan5670
      @supercool_saiyan5670 5 років тому +1366

      Strangly our brains pronounced it correctly

    • @GalacticFarter
      @GalacticFarter 5 років тому +368

      That’s fookin-

    • @averixx06
      @averixx06 5 років тому +584

      @@supercool_saiyan5670 Yup. "reed", "leed", "red", "led". It's easy when you've grown up speaking English. XD

    • @Dualidity
      @Dualidity 5 років тому +173

      It has to do with the morphological change to distinguish similar past and present tenses have used to have and the general trend.

    • @GalacticFarter
      @GalacticFarter 5 років тому +180

      김은달 we got a whole scientist here

  • @deluxelol6380
    @deluxelol6380 5 років тому +11910

    “French is a sexist language”
    -My French teacher

    • @demitwice
      @demitwice 5 років тому +758

      MY PORTUGUESE TEACHER SAID THE SAME ABOUT PORTUGUESE LOOOOL SHE WAS LIKE "WE HAVE 99 WOMEN AND 1 MAN IN ONE SITUATION BUT WE STILL HAVE TO USE "OS" (masculine article), IT'S SO SEXIST"

    • @vasusharma3818
      @vasusharma3818 5 років тому +238

      Yes , like they have genders even for countries

    • @asafimc
      @asafimc 5 років тому +110

      In portuguese we also have genders for countries when referring to them in a sentence, for example: Os Estados Unidos (the United States), A França (France), O Reino Unido (The United Kingdom), A Inglaterra (England).

    • @jiyam.12
      @jiyam.12 5 років тому +105

      @@demitwice OMG MY FRENCH TEACHER SAID THE SAME EXACT THING BUT W "ILS" OMG

    • @TheGanimex12
      @TheGanimex12 5 років тому +61

      demitwice The same shit occurs in Spanish 🤣🤣🤣.

  • @clemworksin240p
    @clemworksin240p 4 роки тому +3492

    "While America is still trying to figure out what a kilometer is."
    wHEezE

    • @summer-gj3oc
      @summer-gj3oc 4 роки тому +97

      Apparently a while back we'd attemted to make america use the metric system like the rest of the sensible world (like 12 inches in a foot wtf) but when they changed the speed limit signs to kph, us americans thought "sweet, 100 mph?" and slammed the gas

    • @KutsugeMindUrmoks
      @KutsugeMindUrmoks 4 роки тому +20

      Thats such a hard roast in my opinion

    • @vmo2851
      @vmo2851 4 роки тому +22

      @@summer-gj3oc Benjamin Franklin once sent over all the European measurements over to the US while he was serving in France. He gave it the highest priority and sent it on an armed ship. While on the way it got ambushed by pirates and it never got to America. So in theory if that ship hadn't been seized you'd have the metric system now. (The story might not be completely accurate but who cares)

    • @pl4sma59
      @pl4sma59 4 роки тому +8

      Dustin D .......

    • @oliver8293
      @oliver8293 4 роки тому +24

      @@dustind6102 I hope your joking

  • @Aesclingua
    @Aesclingua 9 місяців тому +3

    The words "the" and "a" thenselves can be difficult for people whose native language lacks them

    • @mvslice
      @mvslice 6 місяців тому

      Pro tip: English spoken in the UK does not use articles (the, a, an, etc..) nearly often as American English.
      UK: "Is baby still in hospital?"
      US: "Is _the_ baby still in _the_ hospital?"

  • @IloveHirotaka
    @IloveHirotaka 5 років тому +3176

    “I love you”
    *Doesn’t say it*
    “Thanks guys, I needed that”
    Lmaooo

    • @superleipoman
      @superleipoman 5 років тому +41

      The reaffirmation that nobody loves you.

    • @Devanox4Five
      @Devanox4Five 5 років тому +5

      I died and came back to life to reply 😂😂😂😂😂💯

    • @Paxindica96
      @Paxindica96 5 років тому +3

      I almost did it 😄

    • @joshcomeau3787
      @joshcomeau3787 5 років тому +23

      I actually said it.
      "I love you."
      *_Wait._*

    • @anemu3819
      @anemu3819 5 років тому +2

      SAY IT BAAAAAACCCKK!!!!!!!!

  • @Packarddd
    @Packarddd 5 років тому +615

    “Squirrel is a hard word to say”
    Comment section: makes the same joke but with a different language

    • @Pensasneuvostoliittolainen
      @Pensasneuvostoliittolainen 5 років тому +17

      Also misunderstands the point and just puts long ass words instead of hard ones to pronounce.

    • @biliminsrlar5752
      @biliminsrlar5752 5 років тому

      Sincap

    • @CatMC_1
      @CatMC_1 5 років тому

      @@Pensasneuvostoliittolainen i know right

  • @alexn1168
    @alexn1168 4 роки тому +19571

    I just sat in silence when the "I love you" came up lmao

  • @theashark
    @theashark 2 роки тому +9

    *i love you*
    me: "i love you"
    him: "thanks guys i needed that"
    me: aw

  • @jmskewers
    @jmskewers 5 років тому +3864

    “Squirrel is a hard word to say”
    Hungarians: hold my ‘megszentségteleníthetetlenségeskedéseitekért’

    • @Vrile
      @Vrile 5 років тому +154

      that's sound just totally normal since i have a hungarian friend

    • @koroanime2091
      @koroanime2091 5 років тому +127

      Please tell me that's not real

    • @redcap-t4t
      @redcap-t4t 5 років тому +166

      The Welsh: Hold my Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

    • @borond
      @borond 5 років тому +65

      okay bro i wrote the exact same comment, megszentségteleníthetetlenségeskedéseitekért is life xdd

    • @leftonred11
      @leftonred11 5 років тому +38

      what
      the hecc

  • @goldenoak13
    @goldenoak13 5 років тому +1374

    “I love you”
    Me: “I love..you..?”
    Him: thanks guys I needed that.
    Me: F*CK.

    • @hellolllil8518
      @hellolllil8518 5 років тому +55

      Sarahstyle 09 I didn’t say it I just stared at the screen thinking why that would be difficult to say🤣🤣😭

    • @Phaselock73
      @Phaselock73 5 років тому +7

      @@hellolllil8518 lol same scrolled through lookin for someone else

    • @MafiaShadowZ
      @MafiaShadowZ 5 років тому +3

      Hahahahha this guy is awesome I laughed the shit out of myself

    • @acid5477
      @acid5477 5 років тому +1

      literally me

    • @dolly.staples
      @dolly.staples 5 років тому +2

      I immediately said "i hate you" right after he finessed me

  • @princessha3972
    @princessha3972 3 роки тому +5702

    “And America is still figuring out what a kilometer is”
    This had me on the floor

    • @Yus2568
      @Yus2568 3 роки тому +48

      I’m down to know the main metric system I just don’t use it here because everyone else uses American metric system I wish that it was all the same but us Americans want to be “unique”

    • @robman2095
      @robman2095 3 роки тому +16

      That is because it is actually a kilometre everywhere else.

    • @BucketExperience
      @BucketExperience 3 роки тому +37

      Whats a kilometer.. are we killing meters what is this mass genocide?

    • @williewilson2250
      @williewilson2250 3 роки тому +1

      Actually I became very fond of this system after playing war thunder lol

    • @RobertTheDasher
      @RobertTheDasher 3 роки тому +1

      Isn’t it kilometre?

  • @stickguy0366
    @stickguy0366 3 місяці тому +1

    fun fact, in france when we learn english, at some point everyone was like "Hey, english is super simple !"

  • @doesntMetter1
    @doesntMetter1 5 років тому +1418

    "Americans sound less cool the higher their neighborhood GDP" oh snap

    • @resmarted
      @resmarted 5 років тому +12

      being poor is cool I guess. Not sure why.

    • @theblockyinkling3889
      @theblockyinkling3889 5 років тому +4

      Haha I sound like a total loser you guys

    • @DR-tp9ok
      @DR-tp9ok 5 років тому +14

      @@Bobobibubo aYo BrUh dAt sHiT wAcK

    • @Rogersensei93
      @Rogersensei93 5 років тому +7

      Being street smart is cooler. We out here

    • @Rogersensei93
      @Rogersensei93 5 років тому

      @Hernando Malinche of course it does but if you really wanted more money you would do something about it. The truth is you're looking for something deeper than that. And when you're able to afford more then what?

  • @lyrarose177
    @lyrarose177 4 роки тому +1643

    I’ve never felt more attacked than when he started talking to my google and it spoke back
    Edit: I’ve never felt more attacked than when the entire reply section of this comment started talking about my terrible grammar
    Edit 2: Guys it was an accident please don’t come for me aha

  • @alexbenavidez4500
    @alexbenavidez4500 5 років тому +2134

    The name "Australia" has three "a"'s in it, and every single one of them is pronounced differently

    • @melely9348
      @melely9348 5 років тому +127

      it took you $0.00 to not say that

    • @MongrelMobiles
      @MongrelMobiles 5 років тому +169

      Alex Benavidez same as Pacific Ocean with c’s

    • @smyg2697
      @smyg2697 5 років тому +5

      WOW

    • @JJ-pm1zv
      @JJ-pm1zv 5 років тому +69

      Try Mercedes with e's

    • @ps3aciv
      @ps3aciv 5 років тому +40

      Depending on the accent, the first and last can be pronounced equally

  • @NIlleyla
    @NIlleyla Рік тому +4

    As a native German speaker I learned English, French, Russian, Polish and now Swedish all to varying degrees and I found English the easiest by far. Little to no grammar really saves lots of suffering. Only the tenses have been confusing at some points (German has like 2 when speaking and a third when writing in the past tense)

  • @Siqilx
    @Siqilx 3 роки тому +7174

    “Australians change the English language in the most destructive way possible”
    *that is absolutely true, coming from an Australian*

    • @Kaii540
      @Kaii540 3 роки тому +3

      @COMRADE CAPSLOCK you can like now

    • @SpaceBoundFox
      @SpaceBoundFox 3 роки тому +5

      @COMRADE CAPSLOCK Reddit moment

    • @vanessabelbin2240
      @vanessabelbin2240 3 роки тому +4

      I mean... Can't disagree

    • @originalname5303
      @originalname5303 3 роки тому +67

      Yep now whos keen on coming down to the bottlo this Arvo the grab a slab O piss and punch a few darts, Ive just pulled a sicky so we can have this brilliant Arvo together

    • @annabelleyyyyyyyy
      @annabelleyyyyyyyy 3 роки тому +8

      as an australian, i can vouch

  • @JacksonCole
    @JacksonCole 4 роки тому +1249

    “people from scotland and wales sound cool but i’m pretty sure they arent speaking english”
    completely and utterly offended, but understandable.

    • @TheAngryPheonix
      @TheAngryPheonix 4 роки тому +5

      They’re not

    • @JacksonCole
      @JacksonCole 4 роки тому +28

      Dmitri Shostakovich a majority of people from wales speak english, its more popular than welsh, my first language is english and im having to learn welsh in school and thats the case for loads of other people too

    • @deen_771
      @deen_771 4 роки тому +21

      yes as a fellow english person i agree that i can't understand a shit you say

    • @alzhanvoid
      @alzhanvoid 4 роки тому +2

      @@JacksonCole theyre... not.

    • @HelloThere-fp7hn
      @HelloThere-fp7hn 4 роки тому +11

      im from scotland nd i don't even know anyone that can speak the "actual" scottish language. we mainly speak a very different version of english lmao

  • @jordanmaat5600
    @jordanmaat5600 5 років тому +1566

    screen: i love you
    me: *says it out loud* “wha-“
    him: thanks guys i needed that 🥰

    • @elhammossad7390
      @elhammossad7390 5 років тому +8

      I do tho

    • @alicesrithonglang9293
      @alicesrithonglang9293 5 років тому +42

      I was waiting for him to say it but he betrayed my trust and tried to trick me I though we were in this together. We could of said it at the same time. I thought we had something JAMEY
      *Dramatic collapse onto the ground while crying*

    • @sonofben3322
      @sonofben3322 5 років тому +4

      I literally said I can’t say that when I read the words “I love you” lmao

    • @clnne
      @clnne 5 років тому +1

      I paused and went "no"
      good attempt

  • @LinktheHylianChampion117
    @LinktheHylianChampion117 2 роки тому +1

    4:44 the reason that didn't work on me is mine is an Echo Dot, so its wake word is Alexa. You have been outsmarted yet again

  • @daltonimor
    @daltonimor 5 років тому +1727

    "People from America sound less cool the higher their neighborhood GDP"
    Never heard anything more accurate in my life.

    • @mildgrooveon
      @mildgrooveon 5 років тому +2

      A C C U R A T E

    • @newriechren2343
      @newriechren2343 5 років тому +2

      Me (an asian) :HAHA! If im correct i can sound like a british with no effort! Imma trick some random boi and make them think im from a diffrent country.

    • @miloboy1452
      @miloboy1452 5 років тому +3

      Dalton not American, can you explain?

    • @Krokoklemmee
      @Krokoklemmee 5 років тому

      @@newriechren2343 been there, done that

    • @MannyDorito
      @MannyDorito 5 років тому +19

      Usually more wealthier suburban people have a blander, more neutral accent, it's call an General American accent

  • @itspuff3861
    @itspuff3861 4 роки тому +5837

    As a baguette boy, squirrel is just one of many words I can’t say

    • @godemperortrump6932
      @godemperortrump6932 4 роки тому +71

      Is another one superpower

    • @godemperortrump6932
      @godemperortrump6932 4 роки тому +97

      That was way better in my head

    • @No-ep8ig
      @No-ep8ig 4 роки тому +45

      A way to pronounce it is “skewirl”

    • @justaguy8216
      @justaguy8216 4 роки тому +82

      Ils ne peuvent pas prononcer "écureuil" eux c'est réciproque 😂😂

    • @deallusol6837
      @deallusol6837 4 роки тому +12

      Yea baguette boy this is mericaaaa

  • @EchoesOfArson
    @EchoesOfArson 4 роки тому +2165

    French: La table
    Spanish: la mesa
    English: TABLE IS TABLE

    • @pl4sma59
      @pl4sma59 4 роки тому +4

      Rendered Bike40 lmao

    • @pl4sma59
      @pl4sma59 4 роки тому +43

      Rendered Bike40 i somehow imagine like meetings beetween languages and then fucking trump slamming on the table TABLE IS TABLE

    • @MrLastlived
      @MrLastlived 4 роки тому +6

      @@pl4sma59 Somebody SFM this

    • @Sandro_de_Vega
      @Sandro_de_Vega 4 роки тому +5

      Polish: STÓŁ
      Russia: but stul is chair...

    • @EchoesOfArson
      @EchoesOfArson 4 роки тому

      Pl4sma 78
      Bro same

  • @aresp2707
    @aresp2707 Рік тому +2

    Dude.. I've been watching your five minute videos for like an hour now.. you really are killing IT.. No Computer.

  • @julianeliopoulos7728
    @julianeliopoulos7728 5 років тому +1250

    "2200 hours to learn Assembly"
    That hit a little too close to home

    • @excitableboy7031
      @excitableboy7031 5 років тому +5

      Ha! I never bothered! My grades were like Verdun in 1917 that semester.

    • @elchape7799
      @elchape7799 5 років тому +6

      What's assembly

    • @reddragon3132
      @reddragon3132 5 років тому +34

      @@elchape7799 A low-level programming language. It's basically machine code but words instead of 1s and 0s

    • @Doomlordof
      @Doomlordof 5 років тому

      @@reddragon3132 Thanks didnt know it either

    • @jonnynik7626
      @jonnynik7626 5 років тому +11

      That's not really true tho.. It looks like a nightmare, yes, but it's actually one of the simplest languages out there since it has very few keywords. So it doesn't take long to *learn*, it just takes ages to do anything productive with it since it's so primitive.

  • @asadbaguette7058
    @asadbaguette7058 5 років тому +894

    "Not so easy now, Baguette Boi" thats my year book qoute

  • @ju.h_man
    @ju.h_man 5 років тому +15113

    "Squirrel is difficult"
    Germans: hold my Rindfleischettiketierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

    • @zosk5498
      @zosk5498 5 років тому +1052

      Wtf it’s real en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rinderkennzeichnungs-_und_Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

    • @egosal
      @egosal 5 років тому +556

      i read the whole thing and i dont know what it means but if u split it in halfs its easier

    • @ju.h_man
      @ju.h_man 5 років тому +976

      @@egosal in english it would be "beef labeling and cattle marking supervision duties delegation law"

    • @Yoaster06
      @Yoaster06 5 років тому +492

      Welsh people: hold my llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

    • @nixel1324
      @nixel1324 5 років тому +459

      Gesundheit?

  • @simbodu8662
    @simbodu8662 3 роки тому +3597

    Karen: "EnGliSh PlEaSe"
    americans: speak 0,8 languages

    • @cookiecakeeater6340
      @cookiecakeeater6340 3 роки тому +28

      Actually not true, more like 1.2 languages

    • @simbodu8662
      @simbodu8662 3 роки тому +114

      @@cookiecakeeater6340 sure but for example I speak 4 languages and can read two others, and I am not the only one in Europe like that, but most in America only speak English.

    • @cookiecakeeater6340
      @cookiecakeeater6340 3 роки тому +31

      @@simbodu8662 1.2 is closer to one so I know most Americans only speak English, but it’s not 0.8

    • @simbodu8662
      @simbodu8662 3 роки тому +83

      @@cookiecakeeater6340 in the video it was 0,8 and I just made a joke about it. Also you don’t need to instantly like your own comment.

    • @cookiecakeeater6340
      @cookiecakeeater6340 3 роки тому +10

      @@simbodu8662 lol you care about fake internet points that don’t do anything

  • @platypus6810
    @platypus6810 4 роки тому +1936

    “Not so easy now is it baguette boi. This is why you haven’t been a world superpower for 3 hundred years”
    I’m dying thank you

    • @bobcromo3279
      @bobcromo3279 4 роки тому +58

      I love how you used the number 3, and then typed hundred after it. Subverted my expectations.

    • @maximederak
      @maximederak 4 роки тому +56

      Actually France has been a world superpower and now too. But for usa we can't say the same, 300 y ago they weren't even existing.

    • @Yoinkinator
      @Yoinkinator 4 роки тому +27

      Karadoc de Vannes are you a baguette boy?

    • @alexp6013
      @alexp6013 4 роки тому +17

      @@Yoinkinator with his user name referencing a french tv show originated near lyon, I would think so. (Good taste, though)

    • @Yoinkinator
      @Yoinkinator 4 роки тому +5

      Alex p that’s what I said!

  • @alexanderhorter1287
    @alexanderhorter1287 4 роки тому +2981

    When you said "ok google" My Google assistant answered.. It's sad cause it never answers me as fast as it answered you..

    • @AimL0l_
      @AimL0l_ 4 роки тому +28

      its because everyone hates u

    • @alexanderhorter1287
      @alexanderhorter1287 4 роки тому +31

      @@AimL0l_ got me confused with the sweeds

    • @EatMyShortsAU
      @EatMyShortsAU 4 роки тому +6

      0.7 Miles or something?

    • @EatMyShortsAU
      @EatMyShortsAU 4 роки тому +2

      @the virtuous man Hahahahaha ok butt hurt man.

    • @EatMyShortsAU
      @EatMyShortsAU 4 роки тому +3

      ​@the virtuous man Hahahahaha ok butt hurt man.

  • @Triplex5014
    @Triplex5014 2 роки тому +8

    It may sound strange to people, I'm Croatian and English is second nature for me. I guess Cartoon Network did the job when I was a kid and my brain just soaked up the language. I did learn English in school and the school taught me about 10%, the rest is just having conversations in English and having all my phones in English, my Windows on PC in English and so on. It's like I managed to learn Croatian and English simultaneously when growing up.

  • @lghtflex
    @lghtflex 5 років тому +958

    “again, not for me, it’s really just home run after home run” 😂🤣

    • @laughsngasps
      @laughsngasps 5 років тому +1

      LGHTFLEX 😆😆😆

    • @alibaba888
      @alibaba888 5 років тому +2

      🤣😁😄😃😭😗🙂😭😙😀😝😝🙃😍😚😍😙😬😬

    • @rubenalberts2998
      @rubenalberts2998 5 років тому +1

      That was my favorite part 🤣

    • @rubenalberts2998
      @rubenalberts2998 5 років тому

      That was my favorite part 🤣

    • @rubenalberts2998
      @rubenalberts2998 5 років тому

      That was my favorite part 🤣

  • @zsoltkovacs8002
    @zsoltkovacs8002 3 роки тому +3467

    English: squirrel is a hard word
    Hungarian: megszentségteleníthetetlenségeskedésitekért

    • @steltha
      @steltha 3 роки тому +71

      Hungary winning in the Hardest Language category!
      Good thing I'm half HU half GB seeing as we've moved from one to the other on multiple occasions!

    • @-ll797
      @-ll797 3 роки тому +26

      A yes, a fellow hungarian

    • @zsoltkovacs8002
      @zsoltkovacs8002 3 роки тому +34

      Fun fact of the year:we are everywhere

    • @jellymatsuryuka6853
      @jellymatsuryuka6853 3 роки тому +15

      Portuguese: Hold my o rato roeu a roupa do rei de roma
      Japanese: Hold my Watashi wa nihongo ga hanasemasen

    • @crazycatherine
      @crazycatherine 3 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/migl2OC-2yw/v-deo.html

  • @johndotto2773
    @johndotto2773 4 роки тому +2416

    "Assembly"
    Snuck a programming joke in there, huh...

  • @Ceece20
    @Ceece20 2 роки тому +98

    Fun fact: the British tend to add unnecessary letters in words to make them sound more fancy or look more fancy.
    For example, the person who originally coined the term Aluminum was Sir Humphrey Davy, a British chemist.
    After getting the word published in the Oxford dictionary, he then had a change of heart and wanted to call it “Aluminium” just because it sounded fancier. So he then campaigned to have it changed to Aluminium for no reason other than to make it sound more fancy.

    • @user-le8ul4nr5t
      @user-le8ul4nr5t 2 роки тому +33

      In French, some letters are doubled just because monks copying books were paid per letters, so adding a letter here and there could make them slightly richer. And that's about the most logical thing in French.

    • @robertaries2974
      @robertaries2974 2 роки тому +6

      Sounds like some American propaganda

    • @Ceece20
      @Ceece20 2 роки тому +10

      @@robertaries2974 you can actually look it up on Merriam Webster. They have an entire article (UA-cam doesn’t like links).
      Essentially the English chemist originally called it Alumium, then went to Aluminum, then changed his mind and wanted to call it Aluminium. This was done in 3 separate scientific papers in England around 1809-1812. This had havoc on the dictionaries printed for English and Americans.
      “Aluminum” was first published in 1828 for the American dictionary “An American Dictionary of the English Language”. “Aluminium” wasn’t published until Webster’s 1909 dictionary. In the 1934 Webster’s dictionary, it termed “aluminium” as “especially British”.

    • @JMurph2015
      @JMurph2015 Рік тому +2

      For the record, aluminium is more consistent naming with other metals like sodium, calcium, magnesium, titanium, rhodium, etc (ok we're ignoring platinum). But also, I am most likely to still call it aluminum.

    • @KKKNlgga
      @KKKNlgga Рік тому

      fuckth thy bri'ish

  • @vanargrand3199
    @vanargrand3199 3 роки тому +7531

    I love how in WW2 America named a type of Sherman tank "Squirrel" just to fuck with Germans.

  • @claire7643
    @claire7643 5 років тому +2828

    As an American I can’t stand when people say “nitch” instead of “niche”

    • @offspec
      @offspec 5 років тому +68

      Even in the US the pronunciation varies widely :)

    • @bornwithawoodenleg
      @bornwithawoodenleg 5 років тому +72

      No need to be such a niche about it.

    • @juststeve5542
      @juststeve5542 5 років тому +56

      As a Brit I shudder everytime Americans say math instead of maths.
      And I laugh when they do they hiccup bit in the middle of vehicle.

    • @IronWarsmith
      @IronWarsmith 5 років тому +79

      @@juststeve5542 Look man, just cause y'all can't read doesn't mean its our fault for not adding in an extra letter. Its Mathematics, not Mathsematics.
      You're not wrong about the hiccup though.

    • @juststeve5542
      @juststeve5542 5 років тому +37

      @@IronWarsmith it's mathematicS not mathematic, it's a plural :-p
      Oh, and on behalf of my Polish friends can I just point out that Pierogi is also plural.
      Pierog is singular, so you can have Pierogs but not Pierogies!

  • @Morana-mori
    @Morana-mori Рік тому +1

    I’m learning some German for when I go to Germany and Switzerland in 2 years for spring break, meanwhile half the kids in my class can’t figure out how to speak the only language they know

  • @Vivi-mp9nn
    @Vivi-mp9nn 4 роки тому +4083

    „Squirrel is hard“
    Germans: hold my Aufmerksamkeitsdefizithyperaktivitätsstörung

    • @reatleatx
      @reatleatx 4 роки тому +190

      aka ADHD

    • @digitalshoes5520
      @digitalshoes5520 4 роки тому +175

      worse yet, germans just *have* to have dialects, which never follow no rules, so knowing literature german doesnt help you at all in half the german world

    • @etiennelamole9565
      @etiennelamole9565 4 роки тому +47

      Squirrel in German is Eichhörnchen. Gl

    • @maximilianbeyer5642
      @maximilianbeyer5642 4 роки тому +34

      @@brown8722 same thing with german

    • @gammarayneutrino8413
      @gammarayneutrino8413 4 роки тому +27

      @@brown8722 Turkish is an agglutinative language as well! And there are some words which can take an infinite amount of the same suffix(es). Avrupalılaştaramadıklarımızdanmışcasınızamışcasınızamışcasınızamışcasınızamışcasınızamışcasınızamışcasınızamışcasınıza... "Mışcasınıza" basically means as if you(plural) are pretending to be _______. Since you can also pretend to pretend, and pretend to pretend to pretend... it can go on infinitely. It means as if you are one of those(add infinite recursion around here) that we could not Europeanise. It's interesting how weird languages can be sometimes.

  • @nitarayz
    @nitarayz 4 роки тому +902

    “2200hrs to learn assembly”
    Seems about right

    • @JadenGoter
      @JadenGoter 4 роки тому +9

      mov over, mandarin!

    • @davideographer4410
      @davideographer4410 4 роки тому

      @@kryzkat8762 MOS 6502 😁

    • @ThomasFarquhar2
      @ThomasFarquhar2 4 роки тому +1

      NitaRay assembly language and actually assembling things are different

    • @ArcticArmy
      @ArcticArmy 4 роки тому +12

      The things in the 2200hrs part just look like alien fucking symbols to english speakers.

    • @merasmusgaming7147
      @merasmusgaming7147 4 роки тому

      NitaRay Arabic and French and English Is what I speak 3 language.