Noah Centineo is so QUIRKY

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @Simran-sr1wc
    @Simran-sr1wc 5 років тому +3987

    "Incest. It's for poor people and rich people." - Dylan, 2019

    • @PinkNPrincess4
      @PinkNPrincess4 5 років тому +177

      "They're middle class so that's not a possibility I guess." I'm dead.

    • @potatocorn9015
      @potatocorn9015 5 років тому +64

      And anyone from Alabama, no matter the class

    • @janeyjpg911
      @janeyjpg911 5 років тому +40

      @@potatocorn9015 is anyone who's rich willingly in Alabama

    • @DarkMorwen
      @DarkMorwen 9 місяців тому +1

      This needs to be on a T-Shirt lol

    • @deshansipan
      @deshansipan Місяць тому

      and troublemakers

  • @johannabuchecker2343
    @johannabuchecker2343 5 років тому +18323

    dylan's body:
    20% cheekbones
    80% legs

    • @kiraaisling9603
      @kiraaisling9603 5 років тому +284

      Johanna Buchecker he just has a long waist

    • @sivula17
      @sivula17 5 років тому +691

      He was like freaking slender Man

    • @MaybeLily1234
      @MaybeLily1234 5 років тому +86

      Accurate af 😂😂😂

    • @heythereimholly1090
      @heythereimholly1090 5 років тому +228

      100% ass

    • @milom7
      @milom7 5 років тому +65

      oh can't stop laughing

  • @lianec.5330
    @lianec.5330 5 років тому +9260

    nobody:
    dylan: *guesses the plot of the movie after literally ten seconds of the film*

    • @edensylvester13
      @edensylvester13 5 років тому +157

      he also got a lot wrong though

    • @coragrove5141
      @coragrove5141 5 років тому +45

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀 ur soooooo right he never gets it right but he always does that😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MaybeLily1234
      @MaybeLily1234 5 років тому +46

      Well apparently he studied film so guess he can't help himself 😂

    • @Savikelle
      @Savikelle 5 років тому +6

      He didn't guess it though? It was wrong?

    • @coolgurl2033
      @coolgurl2033 3 роки тому +3

      @@Savikelle he guessed, just got it wrong lol

  • @hyebi606
    @hyebi606 5 років тому +2885

    dylan: this movie is missing something...
    me: personality?

    • @jezreelreyes7270
      @jezreelreyes7270 4 роки тому +67

      Dylan: SOUR PATCH KIDS!

    • @itzkindaweird3181
      @itzkindaweird3181 3 роки тому +3

      Ruining the 800 likes be like:

    • @katsa6052
      @katsa6052 3 роки тому +13

      Me : death!!!

    • @Clementine3107
      @Clementine3107 3 роки тому +6

      @@katsa6052 murder them all!

    • @hiimsky4381
      @hiimsky4381 Рік тому +5

      @@katsa6052 yeah I was like: murder! Usually Dylan is obsessed with death in movies

  • @as1ya.
    @as1ya. 5 років тому +13948

    I don’t understand why Netflix loves Noah scented mayo so much

    • @kitukaur1117
      @kitukaur1117 5 років тому +490

      Allen West no joke I’ve always thought his name was Noah Centinino and it turns out I was wrong

    • @ladybabushka1825
      @ladybabushka1825 5 років тому +756

      SCENTED MAYO i-

    • @alexlaurencastillo
      @alexlaurencastillo 5 років тому +141

      maybe ratings, or mom works in corporate

    • @noratrismellark7585
      @noratrismellark7585 5 років тому +216

      "scented mayo" I'M SCREAMINGGG

    • @abbey03
      @abbey03 5 років тому +30

      Wow....this is amazing 🧐

  • @te8674
    @te8674 5 років тому +5242

    You missed an opportunity Dylan - Noah centineo works in subway - Noah centimayo

    • @gwenpenaco7506
      @gwenpenaco7506 5 років тому +391

      Noah centomato. For that lame tomato line.

    • @stobit874
      @stobit874 5 років тому +10

      😂😂😂😂

    • @SE0LARZZ
      @SE0LARZZ 5 років тому +12

      s t o b i t
      💜💜

    • @zeal7742
      @zeal7742 5 років тому +52

      Noah Centipayup because of people paying him

    • @meeldowns41682
      @meeldowns41682 5 років тому +20

      Zeal that’s a stretch😂

  • @nisot8401
    @nisot8401 5 років тому +19748

    How can you spend 25minutes and 46 seconds saying that people are renting him and trying to make puns with his last name BUT NOT COME UP WITH NOAH RENTINEO????

    • @louisehenderson6487
      @louisehenderson6487 5 років тому +1553

      I wanted to hate this... i really did... i wanted to scroll past but here i am. And i need you to know the internal struggle you caused me with this pun.

    • @nisot8401
      @nisot8401 5 років тому +493

      @@louisehenderson6487 I'm so sorry but it had to be done

    • @louisehenderson6487
      @louisehenderson6487 5 років тому +294

      Well to be fair, it was one of the better ones so for that i must applaud you. 👏👏👏

    • @nisot8401
      @nisot8401 5 років тому +238

      @@louisehenderson6487 ok but English is not my mother tongue and puns are kinda new to me so this makes me really happy. Thank you! 😊

    • @mercyxmutual
      @mercyxmutual 5 років тому +92

      @@nisot8401 wow that's crazy impressive

  • @laurannt993
    @laurannt993 5 років тому +1951

    he's so pale and still wears gray and other similar colors... sometimes he almost blends in with the background

  • @yodelgoats790
    @yodelgoats790 5 років тому +4930

    THIS MANS IS 10 FEET TALL IN THE LEG DEPARTMENT ALONE

  • @becca53444
    @becca53444 5 років тому +6927

    Noah is that basic guy every girl in middle school was in love with but you never understood why.

    • @deancashoneypie186
      @deancashoneypie186 4 роки тому +277

      he looks exactly like the first guy I liked and I'm like: why did I ever liked you? so I like women now

    • @dysmissme7343
      @dysmissme7343 4 роки тому +81

      He’s cute and he’s nice 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @deancashoneypie186
      @deancashoneypie186 4 роки тому +44

      @@dysmissme7343 he's SOOOOOO cute and funny

    • @nesarika
      @nesarika 4 роки тому +37

      Just like the character, Dallas I think, he played in Austin & Ally

    • @tensugarcubes
      @tensugarcubes 4 роки тому +26

      fuckin real hes so fake deep and..not handsome

  • @houssamaitarejdal5101
    @houssamaitarejdal5101 5 років тому +19620

    I feel weird that Dylan has legs

    • @ChristinaWoodall
      @ChristinaWoodall 5 років тому +283

      LOLOLOLOLOLOL exactly!!!

    • @meeknhurz24
      @meeknhurz24 5 років тому +865

      Right!!??? He's supposed to just be and upper body...

    • @Elzayyy
      @Elzayyy 5 років тому +213

      I thought I was the only one who felt weird lol

    • @Noiee_suspirium
      @Noiee_suspirium 5 років тому +219

      SAME BDVSVS he is so tall i think?

    • @asmrbyffion5037
      @asmrbyffion5037 5 років тому +15

      😂😂😂😂

  • @hollykimbrough8415
    @hollykimbrough8415 5 років тому +923

    “I like books I’m a good girl, but I’m a rebel cuz I don’t like heels” 😂😂😂😂

    • @Ashley-iu9uh
      @Ashley-iu9uh 3 роки тому +17

      This is my fav part 😂😂

    • @rachelreii5952
      @rachelreii5952 9 місяців тому +1

      I liked both. I sat with the girly girls too. With my dark liner. Not everyone wanted to be a quirky. 😂

  • @celinakay4367
    @celinakay4367 5 років тому +5707

    Noah has already been typecasted. I want to see him be a douche or a mean guy or literally anything other than the sweet, charming guy.

    • @alicechamberlain1425
      @alicechamberlain1425 5 років тому +182

      I watched it a while ago so I may he wrong but I reckon he was kind of douchy in Swiped

    • @00AgentKrabie
      @00AgentKrabie 5 років тому +5

      @@bellaphmone Which episode,what is it called?

    • @00AgentKrabie
      @00AgentKrabie 5 років тому +3

      @@araani8740 Which episode,and what is it called?

    • @bellaphmone
      @bellaphmone 5 років тому +5

      Emily Krabill i was wrong it was marvin marvin, double date

    • @siarasims
      @siarasims 5 років тому +11

      Emily Krabill well they replaced jake t austin w noah because of his dui

  • @araani8740
    @araani8740 5 років тому +1453

    Noah Centineo single handedly ended female oppression wow 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    • @riyathim3771
      @riyathim3771 5 років тому +53

      He really D I D that, nothing but respect for my kween

  • @elizabethjeffery3261
    @elizabethjeffery3261 5 років тому +6174

    No one:
    Dylan: *He'S a PrOstiTUtE*

    • @milmil5350
      @milmil5350 4 роки тому +45

      Well, yeah.
      Another word for it is gigolo, right? 😁

    • @diamondbaker5331
      @diamondbaker5331 3 роки тому +28

      He’s not wrong, though 😂

    • @the-amazing-karnak
      @the-amazing-karnak 3 роки тому +15

      Is he wrong tho-

    • @potmki6601
      @potmki6601 3 роки тому +10

      The nice term is *sEx WoRkEr*

    • @smol-one
      @smol-one 3 роки тому +24

      Technically, I think the term is escort.

  • @minhill_137
    @minhill_137 4 роки тому +806

    Guy in the movie: I'm a bit of an apiarist myself
    Dylan: a rApiSt?!

    • @hailthemama
      @hailthemama 3 роки тому +17

      my all time favorite vine🤣

  • @shelbylynn1878
    @shelbylynn1878 5 років тому +2284

    “Have you ever heard of a Shelby who got the guy at the end?”
    Well dang... 🥺

    • @_AbhiRam_
      @_AbhiRam_ 5 років тому +75

      😂😂😂

    • @juja8706
      @juja8706 5 років тому +69

      Shelby Lynn lmao don’t take it personal hashahahahaha

    • @shelbylynn1878
      @shelbylynn1878 5 років тому +75

      Ju Li oh I’m not it’s just ironic that’s it’s my name, but he’s not wrong. I mean look at A Cinderella Story and now this movie 🤣

    • @juja8706
      @juja8706 5 років тому +14

      Shelby Lynn i know it’s ironic but still lol

    • @edensylvester13
      @edensylvester13 5 років тому +67

      I knew a Shelby would be in the comments

  • @TwilightFlip
    @TwilightFlip 5 років тому +3908

    Types of Bees, according to Dylan:
    1. Bumble
    2. Hornets
    3. Wasps

    • @Yomika14xyukina44
      @Yomika14xyukina44 5 років тому +39

      TwilightFlip he said "bubble" tho lol
      but yeah That joke was funny

    • @ashleehoughton1139
      @ashleehoughton1139 4 роки тому +89

      don’t forget queen bee

    • @crematedfelony
      @crematedfelony 4 роки тому +7

      @@Yomika14xyukina44 what no lmfao

    • @annamiles8927
      @annamiles8927 4 роки тому +4

      He forgot Carpenter bees but they aren't really that important ig😂😂

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 3 роки тому +16

      @@ashleehoughton1139 they’re out there being queens n shit

  • @breadandwax
    @breadandwax 5 років тому +2584

    When Dylan stood up I literally thought "wtf you have legs?"

    • @breadandwax
      @breadandwax 5 років тому +29

      @taylor lee nah he's italian

    • @alissonfranca9162
      @alissonfranca9162 5 років тому +52

      He orders tomatoes?

    • @breadandwax
      @breadandwax 5 років тому +7

      @@idahillborg4205 one italian sim

    • @breadandwax
      @breadandwax 5 років тому +4

      @@alissonfranca9162 because he italian

    • @Popey61MSP
      @Popey61MSP 5 років тому +2

      same tbh 😂

  • @Leah-vg6nh
    @Leah-vg6nh 5 років тому +763

    Could you imagine walking past a hotel room and hearing 'come on sac lets dance' from inside

  • @caitlin2623
    @caitlin2623 5 років тому +2484

    Dylan’s hatred for quirkinesses is the most relatable thing 😂

    • @hellokittied
      @hellokittied 5 років тому +78

      what a quirky thing to say.

    • @kindanothere1321
      @kindanothere1321 5 років тому +78

      IF UR NOT DOWN WITH THE QUIRK YOU DON’T GET THE PERKS

    • @mikeylove7819
      @mikeylove7819 5 років тому +13

      neena aye, you kinda quirky doe

  • @Jojojjn8
    @Jojojjn8 5 років тому +7423

    Didn't realise how skinny Dylan was until he got up 😂🙃

  • @candysweet434
    @candysweet434 5 років тому +4237

    is it just me or does that dude play the same character in every single movie he's in? and every movie he's been in has had basically the same story line

    • @jessicauba7722
      @jessicauba7722 5 років тому +253

      Isn’t that just type casting ,

    • @joonxlmk9119
      @joonxlmk9119 5 років тому +420

      Yeah the same with Rebel Wislon....shes the same character in every movie

    • @AnneOganah
      @AnneOganah 5 років тому +23

      You're not wrong

    • @havensohn3821
      @havensohn3821 5 років тому +100

      Because To All The Boys went too well so the fans will come rushing at every movie that's the same.

    • @AnneOganah
      @AnneOganah 5 років тому +11

      @@mikaylakaylaa me too

  • @rebekkak3858
    @rebekkak3858 5 років тому +965

    Urgh I'm so over the "I like books so I hate all social activity"-girl. Yes, we go party and yes, we like dancing, and yes, we like drinking too. It's not like just because we like to spend our time reading instead of...idk...sports or playing games or whatever hobbies exist that we don't enjoy social activities with friends...

    • @kareensha325
      @kareensha325 4 роки тому +46

      Yes exactly !! About time people remove this stereotype

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 3 роки тому +89

      Its just weird to categorize people because of their hobbies in general. I read books sometimes, but hell, I’ve got a life outside of that too. It makes up maybe 0.5 percent of who I am as a character and a person. enjoying the activity of deciphering ink on paper does not make you any more or less special than someone surfing through twitter at 1 am. The tropey “girl who like book is just too weird to show people her tRuE SeLF” was so cringe. When did this movie come out again??

    • @chrisj8244
      @chrisj8244 3 роки тому +17

      I personally don’t like sports that much, but I really don’t like this stereotype because they act like it’s something special

    • @opalmarbles
      @opalmarbles 3 роки тому +16

      girl same, but me and my dad have social anxiety so i get called out about how i'm trying to be the "omg i'm like, so quirky i like anime and reading books better then whatever the crap you 'cool people' do!" I play volleyball and try to be social but like, anxiety isn't fun. Occasional anxiety is OK. But anxiety disorders are different. They're a group of mental illnesses that cause constant and overwhelming anxiety and fear. The excessive anxiety can make you avoid work, school, family get-togethers, and other social situations that might trigger or worsen your symptoms. does social media think it's fun for people to get panic attacks (i don't get those and i hope i never will) or be constantly thinking about when you're gonna die ect?!? like, wtf internet!
      Btw, i agree with you i just kinda wanted to rant ngl

    • @user-lw5ez6ic1d
      @user-lw5ez6ic1d 3 роки тому +5

      This!! I love reading i do it all the time but I also love sports..and music and movies lmao readers have social lives and hobbies too

  • @AnneClaudeBaran
    @AnneClaudeBaran 5 років тому +2711

    At first glance I thought this movie lacked one thing: a gay black bestfriend
    But nevermind

    • @milmil5350
      @milmil5350 4 роки тому +24

      I don't understand what Hollywood has against straight people -- whether they're black or white, what's wrong with being straight? 😐

    • @kelseyb6921
      @kelseyb6921 4 роки тому +247

      mil mil nothing is wrong with being straight and that has literally nothing to do with the comment. Hollywood just has a weird fetish with gay best friends and it annoying. Also majority of relationships in movies are straight. I think your ignorant because Hollywood loves straight people and fetishes stereotypical gay best friends.

    • @tink6225
      @tink6225 4 роки тому +76

      @@kelseyb6921 why do straight people get so mad bout nothing lmaooo

    • @guidoylosfreaks
      @guidoylosfreaks 4 роки тому +131

      @@milmil5350 yeah Hollywood hates straight people so much that almost all of its starring roles are straight people

    • @mochalatte8878
      @mochalatte8878 4 роки тому +47

      @@milmil5350 Obviously that’s not true because almost all of the relationships isn’t he movies and between a man and a woman🙄

  • @jyldyznurdi9957
    @jyldyznurdi9957 5 років тому +10571

    as a 5'2 human I am terrified of knowing how tall he is

    • @ave8243
      @ave8243 5 років тому +398

      wellp, have you seen noah from the kissing booth............ he's a giant! (( or maybe my 5'2 self just sees him as one ))

    • @youngfunny1824
      @youngfunny1824 5 років тому +365

      @@ave8243 Yea, he looks pretty big, although since Joey king is pretty small he appears to be taller next to her, but he's definitely tall as hell.

    • @ave8243
      @ave8243 5 років тому +76

      @@youngfunny1824 yeah... idk. the first time i saw his height (( and the other character who wore the short skirt to get her number )) i was scared af skcnoenxaos

    • @aleeeexmn
      @aleeeexmn 5 років тому +221

      He's 6'4

    • @alika5189
      @alika5189 5 років тому +52

      Casey Deidrick from CW's "In the dark" is 6'5, anyone wants to go higher? 😂

  • @EvieLynne
    @EvieLynne 5 років тому +8065

    I can not explain how many times I replayed the part where he imitates the running because his legs compared to his body freaked me out soo much😂

    • @janeyjpg911
      @janeyjpg911 5 років тому +159

      Hit me with that time stamp

    • @Proxima_Centauri22
      @Proxima_Centauri22 5 років тому +214

      JANE CENTUAR 8:21

    • @nothingreal7137
      @nothingreal7137 5 років тому +401

      Shit, Dylan’s body proportions are intimidating

    • @Cesca-py5hi
      @Cesca-py5hi 5 років тому +106

      I died laughing at that part 🤣

    • @user-lu4xp7iv8c
      @user-lu4xp7iv8c 5 років тому +138

      Sonder& Sparrow wtf that actually scared me. I have long legs too but goddam

  • @Ten_522
    @Ten_522 5 років тому +721

    [Dylan stands up and shows his legs]
    I felt a deeply instinctive, ancestrial fear

  • @thomasthegoatofsatan2754
    @thomasthegoatofsatan2754 5 років тому +1210

    Noah Centineo's voice is the Walmart version of Mark Ruffalo's.

  • @anakravko9435
    @anakravko9435 5 років тому +3734

    DYLANNN YOURE BACK OUR FAVORITE HOMELESS UA-camR 😂

    • @daveena3118
      @daveena3118 5 років тому +5

      😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @ne2604
      @ne2604 5 років тому +12

      Ana Kravko i missed him so much omggg

    • @juliacara5137
      @juliacara5137 5 років тому +12

      He’s not homeless anymore

    • @elisa-bi9xd
      @elisa-bi9xd 5 років тому +1

      sKSKS PHIL IN UR PFP IS WONDERFUL
      & YES DYLAN WELCOME BACK TO THIS REALM !!!

    • @sebasgehon9886
      @sebasgehon9886 5 років тому

      Ana Kravko LMAOOO

  • @lori6963
    @lori6963 5 років тому +4035

    Damn, I never knew you were such a long boi. You a skinny legend.

    • @amymiller_15
      @amymiller_15 5 років тому +42

      A skinny Quaker legend

    • @ranaosman1393
      @ranaosman1393 5 років тому +228

      Right? My guy looks 7 feet tall with 25 inch waist.

    • @itsmeharperjacksons6633
      @itsmeharperjacksons6633 5 років тому +56

      😂😂😂 yow I didn't even know that he was that long, and that running he was doing took me out 😥

    • @rinrocha9342
      @rinrocha9342 5 років тому +2

      We see you Crowley 😂 (I'm sorry for the Good Omens reference I'll stop)

    • @jadeross9955
      @jadeross9955 5 років тому +5

      Long boi😂😂

  • @allieturner6046
    @allieturner6046 5 років тому +437

    *”Vinyl records and coffee. He’s moving to Seattle.”* *From someone who’s from Seattle - you are incredibly right 💀*

    • @symmetrykidkun8
      @symmetrykidkun8 4 роки тому +7

      As a Portland native, I also can relate l...

    • @TheStepmonkey
      @TheStepmonkey 3 роки тому +1

      What do you mean? Is everyone is Seattle really like that? 😮

    • @Katie_tashchuk
      @Katie_tashchuk 2 роки тому

      I meannn😂

    • @henlo1910
      @henlo1910 2 роки тому

      ​@@TheStepmonkey Everyone in the urban areas and college towns of the pacific northwest is like this, yes. Or they are wooks, either one.

  • @nadiaaah
    @nadiaaah 5 років тому +696

    I saw Dylan's legs for the first time. I can die in peace now..

  • @courtneyj0113
    @courtneyj0113 5 років тому +1321

    I often forget how tall Dylan is and then he stands up and I'm like WOAH OKAY

    • @cookiek7567
      @cookiek7567 5 років тому +6

      CourtneyJoanne How tall is he?

    • @courtneyj0113
      @courtneyj0113 5 років тому +36

      @@cookiek7567 like 6'4 haha which compared to my 5'2 , it's quite tall 😂

    • @cookiek7567
      @cookiek7567 5 років тому +22

      CourtneyJoanne I wish I could meet Dylan, where I live everyone is short for some reason?
      I’m a 15 yo girl and 5’9, I’ve always wanted to meet a taller guy😂😅

    • @courtneyj0113
      @courtneyj0113 5 років тому +12

      @@cookiek7567 I'm 20 haha and I'm 5'2 :(

    • @adiahtaylor7173
      @adiahtaylor7173 5 років тому +18

      @@cookiek7567 I feel your pain girl. I was 5'11 at your age and then when I thought I stopped growing ya girl sprouted to 6'2. And I am always shook when I meet people in my height range. I feel like 90% of the people where I live are like 5'9 and below 😂😂

  • @juliavenceloski7439
    @juliavenceloski7439 5 років тому +1415

    I can't believe Dylan actually has LEGS

  • @stellalei9
    @stellalei9 5 років тому +700

    Dad: You lasted three hours longer than we predicted
    Dylan: That’s what she said
    I LITERALLY CAN’T LMAO I LOVE YOU MAN

  • @gobacktosleepandstarve3909
    @gobacktosleepandstarve3909 5 років тому +1740

    wtf Dylan is a skinny legend I'M WHEEZING SKSKS-

    • @Gulegardiners
      @Gulegardiners 5 років тому +187

      Bella Babe Xo LMAOO I thought you were telling them to go back to sleep and starve so they could become a skinny legend. 💀

    • @ne2604
      @ne2604 5 років тому +25

      go back to sleep and starve ikrrrr i was like oooof

    • @alynic31
      @alynic31 5 років тому +18

      TardisInTheSkye IM DEAD

    • @AngelHxze
      @AngelHxze 5 років тому +10

      TardisInTheSkye 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @AngelHxze
      @AngelHxze 5 років тому +7

      LMFAOOOOOO IKRRRRRR

  • @Cool231
    @Cool231 5 років тому +1686

    When Dylan said that something was missing from this movie I thought he was going to say a plot😂😂😂 but sure sour patch kids work too

  • @Weasley-xz9em
    @Weasley-xz9em 5 років тому +1160

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    The sign: ToDaY iS a PeRfEcT dAy To StArT LiViNg YoUr DrEaMs

    • @Harunna25
      @Harunna25 5 років тому

      😂😂😂😭💀☠️

    • @skye6356
      @skye6356 5 років тому +1

      No

  • @sophiethee
    @sophiethee 5 років тому +1705

    Dylan: This movie's missing something. I just can't put my finger on it...
    Me: Spanking.
    Dylan: Sour Patch Kids!
    oh.

  • @Ash-xt1ej
    @Ash-xt1ej 5 років тому +426

    Honestly...I ship him and the sack. That is some goddamn chemistry.

    • @Asha-hs8td
      @Asha-hs8td 5 років тому +2

      ARStone 😂😂😂

    • @amymiller_15
      @amymiller_15 5 років тому +10

      I would have said the same thing till he started beating the shit out of it 😂

    • @araani8740
      @araani8740 5 років тому +11

      @@amymiller_15 no one said the relationship was healthy 👀

    • @ChristinaWoodall
      @ChristinaWoodall 5 років тому +6

      Do y'all think they're are other sacks out there for the rest of us? Sigh lol

    • @Ash-xt1ej
      @Ash-xt1ej 5 років тому +1

      AlwaysAnnoyed Forever not if the sack is into it

  • @alanoodalmansoori5354
    @alanoodalmansoori5354 5 років тому +1650

    OMG DYLAN WELCOME BACK WE MISSED YOU😭😭😭

    • @user-wn7et1ft9j
      @user-wn7et1ft9j 5 років тому +1

      WATCH GRAVE OF THE FIREFLIES

    • @ne2604
      @ne2604 5 років тому

      sammmeeee

    • @puppycattango
      @puppycattango 5 років тому +1

      FOR REAL I WAS REFRESHING HIS FEED EVERY DAY

    • @natl5692
      @natl5692 5 років тому

      I did so much 😭😭😭😭

  • @natalieeasley3995
    @natalieeasley3995 5 років тому +570

    I literally had to pause when Dylan stood up because of how rare that moment was

    • @XavierZaee
      @XavierZaee 5 років тому +3

      Natalie Easley thank you I never seen his whole body like from the chest down I was like who he’s so talll and skinny lol

  • @jen_is_not_ok
    @jen_is_not_ok 5 років тому +283

    “Your cousin looking good, is an option”
    - Dylan 2019

  • @hellokittied
    @hellokittied 5 років тому +946

    *_dylan low-key quirky with his bad jokes and self depricating humor._*

  • @sadiesteinmetz2631
    @sadiesteinmetz2631 5 років тому +958

    when you copied his running omf😂😂💀

  • @twatasaurusnonce6520
    @twatasaurusnonce6520 5 років тому +758

    dylan: your such a millennial you only look up to people who are alive
    *steve jobs has left the chat*

  • @shelbyvictoria5751
    @shelbyvictoria5751 4 роки тому +164

    As a 'Shelby', I wasnt ready for dylan to decimate my entire species. Damn

  • @marissaann1209
    @marissaann1209 5 років тому +1644

    everyone talking bout ur legs...just wanted to say i missed your cheekbones my dude

    • @oh4539
      @oh4539 5 років тому +55

      Dude true they are like Angelina Jolie's

    • @rsncrllvea
      @rsncrllvea 5 років тому +5

      rosegvnn lmfao😂😂

    • @69SalterStreet
      @69SalterStreet 5 років тому +17

      His contour would be INSANE.

  • @sarahdark9085
    @sarahdark9085 5 років тому +2369

    “hEy VeRoNiCa!!!! WhAt ArE yOu DoInG hEre?!”
    I died😂

    • @enyonammm_
      @enyonammm_ 4 роки тому +8

      😂😂😂

    • @boop6169
      @boop6169 4 роки тому +10

      It took me sooo long to realize why he was calling her Veronica 🤦‍♀️😂

    • @spaghettibolognese5838
      @spaghettibolognese5838 4 роки тому +5

      @@boop6169 was it a heathers reference?

    • @boop6169
      @boop6169 4 роки тому +25

      spaghettibolognese no it was a river dale reference. The actress plays Veronica( the dark haired girl from the Archie comics)

    • @spaghettibolognese5838
      @spaghettibolognese5838 4 роки тому +5

      @@boop6169 ah, i see. i don't watch riverdale so i wouldn't have found that out naturally

  • @Rashi0220
    @Rashi0220 5 років тому +796

    My poor ass thought he was talking about BigMac when he said he would buy a Mac in memory of Steve Jobs 😂😂

  • @mel.28
    @mel.28 4 роки тому +357

    *Laura Marano starts to dance*
    My brain: dO iT thE aLLy wAY 😂

    • @ghosty9104
      @ghosty9104 4 роки тому +13

      mel 96 omg I thought I was the only one who thought that

    • @miss_gurl1577
      @miss_gurl1577 3 роки тому +17

      Wash the window
      Wash the window
      Dry your hands
      Dry your hands

  • @WestVirginia130
    @WestVirginia130 5 років тому +330

    oh my god, dylan is slenderman confirmed

    • @daesign7213
      @daesign7213 5 років тому +7

      flowercrownsnstuff why did i think the same thing in my head... but i didn’t wanna expose myself like that 🤣🤣

  • @lauraelise434
    @lauraelise434 5 років тому +2259

    i mean, i bet Noah would LOVE to act in way more serious movies, but he's a girl's favorite at the moment and he gotta use that to his advantage. also, he doesn't make the script for those movies.
    I can't defend his tweets though, they're his own doing

    • @trishaanaik
      @trishaanaik 5 років тому +29

      What tweets?

    • @lauraelise434
      @lauraelise434 5 років тому +318

      @@trishaanaik omg, you gotta read them. They're so "poetic" and "meaningful"
      i can't take myself seriously when saying that

    • @cerebralhemorrhage3660
      @cerebralhemorrhage3660 4 роки тому +120

      Laura Is Temporary *a twitter philosopher*

    • @mauge09
      @mauge09 4 роки тому +332

      Noah Centimeter be like: s(he) be(lie)ve(d) lmao!!!

    • @denise8723
      @denise8723 4 роки тому +20

      @@mauge09 JAJAJJAJAJAJJA

  • @gentle_apathy
    @gentle_apathy 5 років тому +3492

    D-Dylan... you have... _legs_
    I feel deceived somehow
    Okay, at the end, you leaned your hands on your knees and looked into the camera and I was actively startled by how attractive it was

  • @aleezahhkk
    @aleezahhkk 4 роки тому +157

    as someone who’s 4’11 i would be scared if he ran towards me LMFAO

  • @monicafernandezgarcia6851
    @monicafernandezgarcia6851 5 років тому +598

    Literally nobody:
    Dylan: nOaH centiGAYYYYo

  • @リコ-t9l
    @リコ-t9l 5 років тому +499

    **Dylan sees poster**: How unsanitary!

    • @ashley2302
      @ashley2302 5 років тому +2

      HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @hollycole299
    @hollycole299 5 років тому +301

    No-one:
    Dylan:
    No-one:
    Dylan: *qUiRkY*

  • @JustRelax158
    @JustRelax158 2 роки тому +73

    This dude made a bad joke, kept it in the video and then apologized for it.
    What a legend

  • @nicolemoreno492
    @nicolemoreno492 5 років тому +901

    Dylan legs = slender man wannabe 8:22

    • @marytesic1540
      @marytesic1540 4 роки тому +39

      I got mad Attack on Titan vibes XD

  • @ez7096
    @ez7096 5 років тому +699

    Dylan: *goes away away for 2 weeks*
    Troublemakers: OMG DYLAN WE MISS YOU WE’RE GLAD YOU’RE BACKASDFJDJS

    • @DorianCairne
      @DorianCairne 5 років тому +36

      We can't help it. UA-cam feels empty without Dylan.

    • @alynic31
      @alynic31 5 років тому +17

      Ez it was a really sad time on youtube without him

    • @shauntelrenee9197
      @shauntelrenee9197 5 років тому +12

      Facts. I'm so happy he's back 😂

    • @ChristinaWoodall
      @ChristinaWoodall 5 років тому +10

      Was worried, forgot about the move

  • @supercookie798
    @supercookie798 5 років тому +377

    Heels? Oppressing? More like toe-pressing amirite? (Yes, indeed, I do hate myself for thinking this way)

    • @supercookie798
      @supercookie798 5 років тому +3

      @Eli Jacqueline Thanks, Love you for actually liking it 👏🏻

  • @vaniajose6076
    @vaniajose6076 5 років тому +123

    I wouldn’t be surprised to see Dylan at a Victoria’s Secret fashion show whatever. With those legs, he’s def runway worthy

  • @malena5026
    @malena5026 5 років тому +387

    Why is Noah Centineo in every Netflix movie or Wattpad fanfiction these days?
    Edit: please watch Dumplin on Netflix

    • @hamiltonv1
      @hamiltonv1 5 років тому +1

      Why not?

    • @malena5026
      @malena5026 5 років тому +25

      Vanessa Hamilton nothing bad xD it’s just that he blew up and now Netflix is pushing him but he playes always the same character

    • @heatherchandler724
      @heatherchandler724 4 роки тому +2

      Recommendations are banned in thid channel..

    • @ss-on3ll
      @ss-on3ll 4 роки тому +1

      Francisco Lachowski too 😂😂😂

  • @i.8231
    @i.8231 5 років тому +338

    the running part.. when i tell you i SCREAMED

    • @nicolebarrientos2169
      @nicolebarrientos2169 5 років тому

      i. That profile pic😍😍😍

    • @00AgentKrabie
      @00AgentKrabie 5 років тому

      Ah,the running part,all I have to say is...LOL or Lmao. I don't know which,but in between that.

  • @anjae570
    @anjae570 5 років тому +323

    I love how you’ve been calling Shelby Veronica from Riverdale the whole time😂🙈

    • @ashleyf3090
      @ashleyf3090 5 років тому +1

      Anja Engelbrecht i literally looked at your pic and said “is that 5sause” clicked on your channel, saw that it was 5sause and said “ooooo it’s 5sause” 😂

    • @anjae570
      @anjae570 5 років тому +2

      a fat crack dad aahhh!! I love youu😍

    • @anjae570
      @anjae570 5 років тому

      a fat crack dad also love your username😂😂

    • @ashleyf3090
      @ashleyf3090 5 років тому +1

      Anja Engelbrecht lol thanks 😂

  • @estherluciano9623
    @estherluciano9623 3 роки тому +71

    I always questioned how much did he charge? What was his hourly rate? How many dates did he go to? I mean, dude was tryna get into YALE, a super expensive university that would cost him tens of thousands of dollars a year? This movie raised a lot of questions I forgot about.

  • @merybabyyy
    @merybabyyy 5 років тому +200

    The first thing I noticed was the poster and I was like what the actual fUCK :)

  • @ericanishe
    @ericanishe 5 років тому +488

    I cannot stress enough how every time dylan stood up he really had my full attention

    • @00AgentKrabie
      @00AgentKrabie 5 років тому +7

      SAME,IKR! Tbh,I don't know how you can't stress that enough.

    • @nickers7496
      @nickers7496 5 років тому +25

      Must be the large sack

  • @anamamer5598
    @anamamer5598 5 років тому +639

    This is one of his best commentaries😂I DIED
    HIGHLIGHTS:
    Running from the car
    Incest
    GIVE HER A HUG!
    Keys spinning thing being cool

    • @laurenfranko4075
      @laurenfranko4075 5 років тому +5

      Anam Amer give her a hug had me laughing so hard I had to pause the video 😂

    • @buglikeanang3l
      @buglikeanang3l 5 років тому +4

      Anam Amer the heel joke

    • @anamamer5598
      @anamamer5598 5 років тому

      Kendylxxo YEEEE OOOOMGGGG AHAHHAHAHA

  • @radioheadtv3131
    @radioheadtv3131 5 років тому +218

    “Why not put him in a wheelchair while we add it”😂

  • @leeanngasgonia9130
    @leeanngasgonia9130 5 років тому +141

    wait so dylan has a budget to get a hotel room with a giant sac... alright. where’s this budget in the late night dylan’s????

    • @grumpy_bear
      @grumpy_bear 5 років тому +14

      leeann gasgonia
      He used his late night budget to get the hotel room lol

  • @jeremyud
    @jeremyud 5 років тому +162

    "Yeah, you going to the nearest Quidditch game, Harry Potter?"

  • @tez3070
    @tez3070 5 років тому +460

    They dont even make him beleivably poor. He livea in a nice 2 story house...thats not poor thats middle class...jsss no hate lol. Im poor and couldnt relate

    • @tez3070
      @tez3070 5 років тому +28

      @Diamond Benford i doubt it

    • @planetofi5hii
      @planetofi5hii 5 років тому +41

      @Diamond Benford Don't think so. If that were the case, they would've rubbed it in the viewers faces. Judging by how they love to rub in stereotypes and struggles of the marginalised, they would've already made it REALLY obvious that Centigayo was Centi-helped by government poor-ayo.(I know that doesn't work but just ignore it)

    • @BPacheco8
      @BPacheco8 5 років тому +26

      Well his dad is a published author & professor but its explained that his depression from his wife leaving him made him stop writing & not work as much. So its likely he bought the house while he was still making money working hard & thats why they have a nice house with money problems.

  • @elis2506
    @elis2506 4 роки тому +214

    Dylan: this movie is missing something
    Me: good acting?
    Dylan: SoUr pAtcH kiDs

  • @farrahwho
    @farrahwho 5 років тому +282

    that tea about murph being the token black friend ☕

    • @DSN430
      @DSN430 5 років тому +25

      @Anne Day It's not just Noah, it's every Netflix teen drama

    • @kam3028
      @kam3028 5 років тому +6

      and the token gay friend all in one!

  • @astamaisha5801
    @astamaisha5801 5 років тому +424

    I have exams tomorrow so thank you for the inspirational quote

    • @gaiane4783
      @gaiane4783 5 років тому +11

      Same lmao
      And here I am, instead of studying...

    • @karo_lina2000
      @karo_lina2000 5 років тому +1

      Me too 😑

    • @forfoxsake__
      @forfoxsake__ 5 років тому +4

      I have exams on tuesday, so thanks dylan for giving me an excuse not to study :)

    • @babyblink9071
      @babyblink9071 5 років тому +1

      Asta Maisha same lolol

    • @_ellyanne
      @_ellyanne 5 років тому

      #matura2019 łączmy się

  • @ronaldkayemba4520
    @ronaldkayemba4520 5 років тому +240

    Good to have my favourite low budget UA-camr back, was starting to get worried.

  • @victoriaeckhert7141
    @victoriaeckhert7141 5 років тому +153

    “He’s moving to Seattle”
    “He’s grandma dating?! I mean she’s a GILF but...”
    💀💀💀

  • @waniaashraf9762
    @waniaashraf9762 5 років тому +667

    I NEVER CLICKED ON THE NOTIFICATION SO FAST !
    Also nice title 😂😂

  • @melissawhitham7440
    @melissawhitham7440 5 років тому +542

    That mock run Dylan did killed me 😂

  • @76rvega
    @76rvega 5 років тому +167

    "You can hear the poor on that car" LOL

  • @kayleeholloway13
    @kayleeholloway13 4 роки тому +180

    Dylan: “You know what this movie is missing?”
    Me: “An attractive mean girl?”
    Dylan: “Sour Patch Kids.”
    Me: “Oh.”

    • @opalmarbles
      @opalmarbles 3 роки тому +12

      Heather, Heather, and Heather...

    • @TheStepmonkey
      @TheStepmonkey 3 роки тому +9

      Wait, this movie REALLY is missing a mean girl 😮

    • @megkrish7568
      @megkrish7568 Рік тому +2

      I thought it was a sponsorship segway lol

  • @Dauble
    @Dauble 5 років тому +272

    I was literally eating my sour patch when
    Dylan: This movie is mising something...
    Me:....
    Dylan: SOUR PATCH KIDS
    Me: AYYYYYYY

  • @gretafaith5237
    @gretafaith5237 5 років тому +187

    they filmed the yale scenes at my college and tbh knowing that noah centineo was on campus hits different

  • @zalabedjanic6420
    @zalabedjanic6420 5 років тому +337

    HI DYLAN I'VE MISSED YOU

    • @avacado1235
      @avacado1235 5 років тому +2

      Zala Bedjanič we’ve all missed him ☹️

  • @amityislandchum
    @amityislandchum 5 років тому +79

    That observation about incest and extreme ends of wealth is so astute.

  • @shelby-lynncushing7419
    @shelby-lynncushing7419 5 років тому +583

    "I've never heard of a Shelby getting the guy at the end" Well thanks because I'M SHELBY I GUESS I'M GONNA BE SINGLE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

  • @dayaangek1328
    @dayaangek1328 5 років тому +160

    I wasn't going to watch this movie but it seems Dylan has other plans...
    gimme two hours, I'll be back

    • @tejale3584
      @tejale3584 5 років тому +12

      You back yet honey

    • @dayaangek1328
      @dayaangek1328 5 років тому +10

      @@tejale3584 Yess. It took an hour longer but i made it

  • @iiiiii7739
    @iiiiii7739 5 років тому +169

    I never knew Dylan had chicken legs
    You learn something new everyday

  • @bananajin4169
    @bananajin4169 3 роки тому +42

    Dylan lowkey looked like a titan when he was running💀💀

  • @karimabou8784
    @karimabou8784 5 років тому +385

    Is it wrong that the first thing i thought of when you stood up is
    -damn he's long
    Instead of damn he's tall 😂
    Sorry

  • @kanisha3503
    @kanisha3503 5 років тому +283

    I’m dyslexic, gay, & black...
    I feel personally attacked
    &
    did I mention that I’m qUiRkY...

    • @DiamondsAesthetic
      @DiamondsAesthetic 5 років тому +8

      that was actually a very bad comment from dylan considering he is not a "token character" at all... hes actually one of the main ones... lol

    • @shannalese
      @shannalese 5 років тому +13

      .....And autistic and in a wheelchair and battling cancer and diabetes while getting therapy for depression and anorexia and over coming drug addiction and a liberal feminist that gets straight As and has a single mother and a dead older brother.

  • @Fantagekathrene9911
    @Fantagekathrene9911 5 років тому +108

    DYLAN DON'T YOU EVER LEAVE US LIKE THAT AGAIN. WELCOME BACK MY FAV NASTY BOI❤️

  • @caryljannielazo4988
    @caryljannielazo4988 4 роки тому +101

    I know Dylan is tall but I didn't expect him to be *that* tall.

  • @RougeMaire
    @RougeMaire 5 років тому +105

    Hating on quirky people while you are a quirky goofball yourself :p love you. I always appreciate your critique on camera positions/angles it always affects the mood of a movie.

  • @astamaisha5801
    @astamaisha5801 5 років тому +129

    damn boi you skinny
    and tall.....

  • @zcythegeist
    @zcythegeist 5 років тому +56

    When he stand up, I'm legitimately scared.

    • @ririschannelx
      @ririschannelx 5 років тому +5

      his legs are so freakishly long omg 🦵

    • @NJSportsGirl2
      @NJSportsGirl2 5 років тому

      Lol. His commentary is amazing. I love Dylan. :D

  • @vilmalehtimaki9656
    @vilmalehtimaki9656 5 років тому +190

    Dylan's commentary was the only thing that got me through this video because of how cringey this movie was 😂