"What's Up" is a violation of the Geneva Conventions
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I can think of no better way to round out this series in Chris's honor: with a movie that easily counts as a war crime.
for once im glad what’s up is a thing
@@DontReadMyProfilePicture.57 Ok
@@DontReadMyProfilePicture.57OK, I won't
@@DontReadMyProfilePicture.57ok
@DontReadMyProfilePicture.57 ok i won't 😊
Moral of this video:
Whenever you meet Schaff in person, never greet him by saying “What’s up?”
you'll give him the veitnam flashbacks
Whenever i'll think of Scout's "Yo what's up" line, i'll be reminded of this movie...
Perfect, China.
You're right I'm going to greet him saying "Balloon to the rescue!"
If you do, he’ll turn into a bioluminescent kaiju crab and will start a musical number before devouring you
As a french person, I deeply apologize for our will to hypnotize the whole planet.
We should've started with the producers...
So... as a frenchybob, can you climb the barguette and describe the flavor of a freshly baked eiffel tower to me?
@@chrisakaschulbus4903 I ain't French, but I did do it. Remember the kid from We Bear Bears who said that the cupcake smells like burnt rubber? Yeah, it was pretty bad. Tasted like the blood of the French Resistance.
I forgive you
oh so that's why mr sauceman's avatar has swirly eyes
Oui.. you really should've.
I’m so glad that Chris and Patrick’s legacy isn’t remembered by tragedy and instead lighthearted, half shitpost, half entirely serious stuff like this. It’s seriously so wonderful because I always cry remembering them even though I never knew them personally (not even something as superficial as a parasocial bond) and shit like this always reminds me to remember them and others who have passed to honor them through joy. Thank you, schaff
Same here
Yepyep
What happened?
@@mr.herobrinegaming844They got caught in a car crash. James was the only survivor.
Who are Chris and Patrick? I feel bad for not knowing.
As a Brazilian, I deeply apologize for this war crime my country comitted.
Não acho que há mais perdão para nosso país...
eu nao peco desculpas nao eu me orgulho dessa obra!
i don't 💪
Does your country hate China? Just asking
It's okay
The leadup and foreshadowing to the eventual horrible racism was masterful
I laughed so hard, I had to watch it twice. That transition should be in every old movie before every racist scene begins.
Can i get a timestamp for the forshadowing?
@@Kyumifun I believe they mean 9:38.
@@abhainn35 ah that. Thanks!
@@Kyumifun7:54 also the leadup here
"No merci, I am French, we drink wine."
I actually face-palmed and said "Oh, Christ" out loud.
What makes that line even more insane is the context. It starts with one of the scientists saying “Would you like to have some tea?” The Frenchman then replies with “No I’m French, we drink wine!” Which is like asking a Japanese person the same question and them saying “No I’m Japanese, we drink sake!”
His ridiculous diction makes that line even better.
No I’m Irish, we drink whiskey.
No, Ich Deuche, Vee only drink Beer.
No, I'm American, we drink soda
Hearing Eggman and 4kids Luffy be so blatantly racist towards Chinese people invokes feelings in me that shouldn’t exist
HUH?
@@smbsuperfan271Yeah, Video Briquedo or whatever the fuck their name was had 4Kids dub their films, and most of them had the likes of Mike Pollock, Amy Pallant, Lisa Ortiz, Jason Griffith (who was in that one mediocre robot film they made), and more due to them apparently being cheap if I remember correctly.
And yeah, most of the actors only did these films for the money and apparently aren't too fond of these CG abominations.
in light of recent developments maybe hearing eggman be comically racist isn’t all that bizarre anymore
I’m sure Chris is mocking mockbusters up in heaven. We’re all here for you Schaff
Mockingbusters
He certainly won’t be forgotten any time soon.
He is internally a Video Brinquedo enjoyer
Facts
FR
I love how Amanda looks badly sleep-deprived while being the "best girl in town" and stuff. It adds a layer of unintended realism
Too real
If she's the best the town has to offer, I don't wanna see what else they have
Laura Palmer walked so Amanda could run
It's a curse that all Amanda's must bear, unfortunately
Times Schaffrillas has mentioned Monsters vs Aliens
• Megamind review
• Dreamworks ranking
• What’s up review
Truly thriving gentlemen
He also briefly mentioned it in his Shrek 1 review and alleged to it in his Shrek 4 review
It's only a matter of time till we get a Review of it
I may not have a brain gentlemen but I have an idea...
And:
• 2009 was the year animated movies peaked
Most recently in the spielberg ranking
"I'm French, I like wine."
That's some solid character building there.
What makes that line even more hilarious is the context. It starts with one of the scientists saying “Would you like to have some tea?” The Frenchman then replies with “No I’m French, we drink wine!” Which is like asking a Japanese person the same question and them saying “No I’m Japanese, we drink sake!”
@@Ringothetankengine-qy1vl Tea is a national british drink. Asking a frenchman if they want tea is racist
@@kompatybilijny9348are you serious?
@@paperclip6377 Oh yes I am extremely serious. Just like this movie.
@@kompatybilijny9348 When i'm asked if i want tea, i answer, no, i want hot leaf juice, how dare you offend me.
Schaffrillas: it’s ok to be racist to French people
Also Schaffrillas: ratatouille is Disney Pixar’s magnum opus
That's because there are french people 🙂, and french people 🙁
French animals are exempt from French hate
@@cosmiccentaur non-human animals overall, are exempt from hate, of course there are some exceptions
The rat didn't came from Paris
@@trla6505France is not only made up of Paris 😂
Imagine if Mr. Waternoose was like the twist villain in this movie and just screamed “I can’t wait to kidnap all those children” in front of everybody at Monsters Incorporated.
"A runabout! I'LL STEAL IT!!!!!! NOONE WILL EVER KNOW!!!!" Dan Backslide said calmly.
“Oh, Anna, I can’t wait to kill you and take over the kingdom”
-Hans
"Man, plagiarizing and murdering, my two favorite things to do."
-Ernesto de la Cruz
"Boy spending 70 years alone in the jungle with talking dogs sure does make me want to kill people"
-Charles Muntz
“You know, if anyone tries to stop me then that’ll probably be their mistake”
-That one guy from Big Hero 6 idk I’ve never watched it
Hearing Schaff call an animated movie worse than "Surf's Up 2" is brutal.
what there was a sequel?
@_Tzer if I recall correctly it was a glorified ad for WWE
@@VortechBirb damn it
@@_Tzer It's the bottom spot in his Sony Pictures Animation video, and he had a LOT to say about it.
I think if he'd give it a rating like a review, I personally believe he'd give about a -3/10.
I am Chinese-American and this a certified banger, 15 peking roast ducks out of 10
The duck sauce of this movie for me was the silly-ass bad taste fortune cookie joke. That shit made my silly ass giggle.
Rest in peace, Chris. I'll bet he's is looking down from heaven loving every minute of this video. There is no better way to honor his memory than by concluding Mockbusters with this absolute abomination that 's more of a war crime than a movie.
Agreed
He would love to rip this a new one.
Indeed!
gosh am i glad those disrespectable bots are gone
He would've wanted this.
k.@@DontReadMyProfilePicture.57
AND WHEN THE WORLD NEEDED HIM MOST THE KING RETURNED
Also RIP Chris. Fly high.
The question is, will he continue the clone wars analysis?
@@MediaDroid960he said he was going too and Patrick had recorded his section.
He made the whisper of the heart video a few days ago?
@@ChiTheDemiguy I know but I was referring to the Mockbusters series, I know this is the finale but still.
@@AwesomeGuy123 alright
i have never in my life laughed harder than at the racism in this movie, its not even well-thought witty racism, its the low easy jokes, and the fact they do it confidently is even more hilarious
The where do you draw the line between dark joke and just racism because I’m pretty sure you would be fine if all of the white people were fat, ugly, stupid, etc.
12:17 This man foreshadowed his most angry moment of the dehydration gun with a ray gun-
he really had a ptsd of this movie and just went at it
I love how this both feels like a somber video of Schaff respecting his past friend by ending a series they once had together, but also an _UNHINGED as all hell analysis of an illegally terrible mockbuster._
I know, it’s the best of both worlds here!
Past friend as in he passed or they used to be friends? First video of this channel I’m watching
@@TheSnisel passed.
@@TheSniselDeceased
@@TheSnisel Unfortunately, he indeed passed away.
(Also, unrelated, but glad you found out this channel too, James ''Schafrillas'' has to be my single most favorite critic content creator on UA-cam).
What’s Up is the worst war crime ever done.
Wait until you see "Funny Pets 2" by WownowEntertainment!
true that
Oppenheimer WISHES.
Worse than the creation of buttered popcorn jellybeans.
It's not that their existence that makes them a war crime, though pretty close; but who ever decided to put them in the original mix should be charged with the use of anti-personal landmines.
Not as bad as Disney's Artemis Fowl
Am I the only one who understands the complexities of this ambitious cinematic masterpiece? This movie ISN'T stupid, YOU'RE stupid!
Why not both?
Yes
Good one!
*cries hysterically* Oh, Billy! Why you gotta be like dat?
As a brazilian I sadly have witnessed a LOT of jokes like the ones in the movie and when it went to China, I knew exactly what would happen. I don't trust old people in this country with not being racist.
Oh, don't worry too much, old Chinese people are 100% racist back.
best country brazil
I don't trust anybody.
Realmente
Schaff calling Guto "What's his name" after Guto literally just talked about being remembered by his name is golden
Yeah that was so funny :D
Schaff's a genius when it comes to comedy
As a war criminal, I can confirm what’s up is the only war crime I will never commit
Nooooooo
damn, even real war criminals have standards, I see.
PROFESSIONALS HAVE STANDARDS.
Henry Kissinger, is that you?
If there are such things as dishonest and corrupt cops, then honorable criminals and villains exist too.
Can someone please make an analog horror based on one of these films? The unnatural movements and dialogue, the feeling you found these DVDs in an abandoned warehouse, it’s a goldmine.
Well it would be digital horror in this case (since it's about CGI and DVDs), not analog horror, but I think you're right that there's potential for horror here.
isn't that what five nights at freddys was all about?
@@thejuiceking2219 yes, but only if Freddy's coexisted with the actual Chuck e cheese, which it doesn't. So no.
Schaff. I can’t even imagine the pain you feel when you try to make these sorts of videos. I’m sure your brother and chris would be extremely proud of you for staying strong and continuing to do what you love. Stay strong my friend.
Rest in Power, Patrick and Chris, we know that you are enjoying this channel high in the heavens ❤🎂
🩷🩷🩷
@@CrowLady0_0If you are unaware, two of Schaffrillas’s friends, Patrick and Chris, tragically died in a car accident earlier this year, and I decided to pay my respects to them here
The wild part is Schaff was in that car, and even the driver im pretty sure, its a miracle any of them survived, let alone it being Schaff,
especially since it was a damn truck driver that t-boned them
@@woobgamer5210 I’m just glad we still have James and his channel, but it’s so depressing realizing that his best friends can never experience the great movies that have or will come out since. I always feel anguish knowing that they will never be able to see films again, they would have loved Spider-Verse 2 and now can never truly see how much of a spectacle it is. The image of James next to two empty seats on his couch or theater should have never existed, but now lives rent free in my mind, unfortunately.
Patrick and Chris's influence on this channel continues to be felt in such positive ways. Not only did they have a legacy, you're helping it continue to grow
15:15 probably my favorite part of the video
I absolutely LOVE making stories, especially character design and whatnot but I don't feel that I'm good at coming up with good plot. But stuff like this make fell a hell of a lot better about my own stuff. Jesus christ.
"The world is a better place with your story in it UNLESS you made What's Up: Balloon to the Rescue." That was my favorite part along with the guy asking in disbelief if the cartoon was racist.
Sad that this series has to be done, but I understand why. I’m just thankful for the laughs you and Chris gave us. Rest in Peace Chris. Happy birthday. You will never be forgotten.
wait what happened to Chris?
@@singumylarity8751Chris, Patrick and Schaff got involved in a car crash. Both did not make it, making Schaff the sole survivor.
@@thegnarledpirate9198 OH GOD
@@thegnarledpirate9198oh THAT story, i haven't watch schaff in a while (parashock's vid led me to this days later) and i forgot who chris is, right until you mentioned _that_ . Rest in peace, and happy birthday, Chris.
@@thegnarledpirate9198 bruh holy shit
Schaff, I’m so sorry for what you’ve gone through. We all are. Rest in peace, Chris and Patrick. You will be missed.
The french stereotype of french not smelling good is so stupid :
It literally just exist because the French have a renowned perfume industry , when you look at stats of shower in Europe France has no big differences with other European country .
Thankfully it may be dying. As an American, I never even heard of it until I was an adult.
@@erickpoorbaugh6728 yes its an older stereotype that is resurfacing from time to time
As an American, this video was the first time I’ve ever heard of this stereotype
@@mimikyutubesaltaccount4875 yes its more of a boomer stereotype, you used to see that in old meedia and joke about that are often from older men, wich correspond to that era of french bashing in the US.
If it is dying, we should bring it back
“They’re gonna know my name is Guto!”
“So anyway, what’s-his-name distracts the monsters…”
That got me good.
As a french guy the villain is still better representation than the entirety of Emily in Paris
The bar’s that low? Jesus.
@@randomguy6679 The bar is in hell
12:50 Ok now that’s actually fucked up
I can't wait for the sequel, known as "Up Yours"
Between Schaff and Danny Gonzalez, these mockbuster reviews are what makes the movies watchable.
precisely.
Or in this movie's case, clear that you shouldn't even try.
Exactly
And I Hate Everything
I expected a harmless low-budget movie that I would laugh about and never think about again...I'll tell you, I didn't expect SO MUCH Racism
12:07
Guto: By the time this is finished, everyone will know my name is Guto!!!!!
Shafrillas(sorry): ok so what’s-his name
14:29 that face gives me war flashbacks to clips of Earwig and the Witch
I really hate bootleg movies as much as you and Chris do, James. I'm really sorry you went through reviewing that god awful movie without Chris. And as for Chris, Happy Birthday, dude. May you and Patrick rest in peace.
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Alright then! We won't!
@@DontReadMyProfilePicture.57I can’t read
@@DontReadMyProfilePicture.57 I'm blind
@@DontReadMyProfilePicture.57 May the hand of god smite your soul to the depths of hell :3
What's Up gave me a job, a loving wife and cured my firstborn's cancer. Thank you Schaffrillas Productions for covering this incredible achievement of humanity.
Stockholm Syndrome
@Shaffrillas that Lego model (unfinished) was made by me digitally, thank you Sir for including it in a video of yours (13:26
Happy Birthday Chris, and rest in peace to both him and Patrick. This video truly was the best tribute to them that could have been made. Fly high. ❤️
May your friend Chris rest in peace in heaven, and i'm sure that he'll be proud of you Schaff. Never stop doing content for your friends and family. You gotta know right now that no matter what happens, we'll always be with you.
And you'll always be remembered.
@DontReadMyProfilePicture.57 i dont care spam bit
Introducing a Nobel-prize capable inventor by tossing them aside and talking about their anemic looking niece and her high school life might just be the most epic thing ever
Alright, I may be half Chinese, but even my silly ass gets hungry for a fortune cookie.
Possible explanation for why the French guy's entire personality is him being French and evil: France had a colony in what is now Rio de Janeiro from 1555 to 1567, when it was destroyed by the Portuguese
The lobster war too
Fun fact: This is actually a sequel. There's another mockbuster called Little and Big Monsters that's a more explicit ripoff of Monsters vs. Aliens.
I'm serious. These characters are in more than one movie.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIIIIIND?
I saw it and it was probably worse Balloon To The Rescue
Rest in peace Chris and Patrick. I’m glad this channel is still going strong and I’m sure they’re glad, too. A great way to send Chris off, terrible mockbuster or not. I’m sure he’s happy this was made ❤
I love how this is the only video that is mildly related to the car crash and how it isn't a sad movie with Schaff talking ti the camera for ten minutes while crying, it is a funny, happy video, it feels more like a celebration of someone than mourning, thank you schaff
11:00
Oh... OH NO
I said the loudest OH NOOOO when it happened
I’m sure Chris would be proud Schaff, thanks for making us all happier with your videos.
As a french, I wasn't expecting to be targeted by the hit mockbuster "What's Up". What a time to be alive
12:41 top ten anime betrayals
This is a masterpiece truely worthy of Mike Pollock, the voice of Doctor Eggman.
Imagine if someone popular like Will Smith was the voice of an important character in a movie like Shark Tale!
"No merci I am french we drink wine"
Such delicate character writing
What makes that line even more hilarious is the context. It starts with one of the scientists saying “Would you like to have some tea?” The Frenchman then replies with “No I’m French, we drink wine!” Which is like asking a Japanese person the same question and them saying “No I’m Japanese, we drink sake!”
@@Ringothetankengine-qy1vl
It's like an American saying "No I'm American, we drink beer!"
@@yazidefirenze “I’m an Australian, we drink vegemite!”
@@Ringothetankengine-qy1vl Okay I know you're saying that to continue the meme but Vegemite is NOT a liquid, it's a spread and it tastes like crap (worse if you don't put it with bread)
@@yazidefirenze I know, I’m Australian. And I’m offended by your ignorance.
We’re all here for you James. Patrick and Chris would be so proud of you for the thousands of people you’ve made happy and the person you’ve become.
4:31 well even if it wasn’t mentioned, there’s still a reference to him being a twist villain.
he’s french.
This might be the longest bowling alley animation ever made!
Real
As an Asian I can say the racism is objectively fcking hilarious
Also as an Asian, I completely agree
Another asian. this shit is comically hilarious
Hi, another Asian here. Agreed.
as another asian, this shit is funny as fuck
I'm not even chinese and i feel called out by these best worst racist jokes
What confuses me is how they managed to get VAs like Mike Pollock and Lisa Ortiz in this film (who voiced Eggman and Amy during the 4Kids era of Sonic).
4kids monkey D luffy is also here.
@@josesosa3337 I realized and also Zolo.
I think I also heard Colleen O'Shaughnessy (Tails) in the mix as well, as the kid.
You say "managed to get" them, and I'm not sure you know this, but they're in this movie for the exact same reason that SEGA and Sonic Team exchanged their entire voice cast for the 4Kids VAs after Sonic Heroes:
It cost a lot less.
@@trentonb99I looked up the cast and the kid is voiced by Blaze’s voice actor
That Guto kid looks like Leo from the Little Einsteins, minus the green spectacles. Up wasn’t the only Disney property that got bootlegged.
Thank you so much for finishing off Mockbusters, as a way to say goodbye to Chris. I'm sure he appreciates it too.
"No, merci i'm french we drink wine" is like most stereotypical thing i've seen in a while
I can't even comprehend how you're able to make a such a good goofy funny video so well while the specter of Chris' passing hangs over you. We're here for you Schaff, you absolute king. Thank you for your contributions to this platform and to film criticism in general.
Rip Chris and Patrick. I'm sure they are both proud of every one of your videos. Thank you for making this video. I hope that you can take time to heal & grieve 💜
Happy Birthday, Chris. I know he's smiling down at this video, relishing in Schaff review this absolute crime against humanity. Rest in peace, and thank you Schaff for honouring their memory. I hope you're at peace, too.
Also UGH THEY TOOK DOWN THE WHISPER OF THE HEART VIDEO AGAIN NOOOOOOOO
I’m sure Chris and Patrick are very proud of you
For being you and still making great content
The worst part is that the voice for Dr. Crumb is Mike Pollock, the current voice for Dr. Eggman. I have no clue how he keeps ending up in these mockbusters but it disappoints me because he is too talented for this.
Maybe he's like Christopher Lloyd; in that the quality of what he's in doesn't matter to him, he just loves acting.
He's been asked this a ton of times online and he always responds with the same thing:
It pays the bills
@@reddodeado301Mike does what Mike does
Mike Pollock has done a lot of stuff Mike Pollock shouldn’t have done
Mainly this and the guy he played in ratatoing
-Everything is hardly rendered
-It’s racist
-Terrible plot
-It’s racist
-Characters are brain dead
-It’s racist
-Gaping plot holes
-It’s racist
-“Villain blurts out his plans” cliché
-Did I mention it’s racist?
Terrible movie. -100000/10.
The other film starring the same braindead main characters is also racist. From what I remember, the film literally began with a robot telling news reports from all over the world and randomly does racist mockings of the Chinese language while wearing one of those Asian conical hats
12:34 STOP BLINKING IT'S THE MOST DISTRACTING THING
That “Happy Birthday Chris” at the end almost teared me up
Fly high, legend
I think the saddest part is I watched you guys for a long time, and every moment I go back to watch an old video and hear a mention or anything… I just get upset… we miss you Chris
What happened to him I'm so confused
@@Chill-Caine67969 He died. Him, Patrick, and Schaff were in a horrific car crash. Schaff was the only survivor.
I was just binge watching the series and didn't understand why it ended so abruptly... I'm sorry for your loss, man. This was awesome 👏
By the way, Guto is a common nickname for people name Gustavo here in Brazil (and since this movie is a Video Brinquedo masterclasses in cinematography, that's the reason)
Same goes for the reason the Doctor says the french dude doesn't bathe, it's a very, VERY common stereotype because of some culture differences
I'm sorry but releasing a video about this war crime a week after the "Whisper of the Heart" video is one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life
Also happy birthday Chris ❤
What happened to that Whisper of the Heart video anyways? It got deleted twice (yes the reupload is gone).
@@nicholasho1595Bro already? Ghibli won't let him take a break I guess
@@nicholasho1595ok so it looks like the video is back up now? Not only that but it seems to be the original video???
I don't understand what's happening lol
While I’m ECSTATIC that the Video Brenquedo series is back, it’s sad that Chris is no longer around to join in. 😢
Happy Birthday, and Rest In Peace to your wonderful friend. This series & channel just wouldn’t be the same without all of the effort he put into it.
7:45 that was the most fitting community clip you could've snuck in there
What a brilliant finale, and even better contribution to one of the best co-directors a series could ever have
So fun fact about this movie, it’s actually a sequel to a movie called something like “Little Big Monsters” and actually WAS a ripoff of Monsters vs. Aliens, which is why this movie is more similar to MVA than Up.
Edit: Also there is in fact, still racism against Chinese people in the first couple of minutes. The first is worse but not by a lot, the animation is only a little bit worse
So who’s gonna tell him?
This might be the funniest schaffrillas anything ever.
“He then shits his pants”
This is a sequel to ‘Big and Little Monsters’.
Have fun with that, Schaff.
I wasn't sure what was going to happen to this series after the unfortunate loss of Chris and Patrick, so I'm glad you delivered this swan song as a tribute to dear Chris
At the same time, I'm terribly sorry you had to endure this movie
What happened to Chris and Patrick? How did they die?😢
@@Mysticgamer car accident. Very sudden
@@ThenewTchannel"Very sudden" Tbf they say this to minimize trauma in others. Sometimes interchangable with "died on the spot" which is a more gruesome depiction as it doesn't mention time in a specific context. Also the whole thing about perception and time in shock moments. I really hope they weren't feeling much of it.
Just for a little bit of context, Schaff:
This atrocity (or masterpiece depending on how you choose to see it) is made by a brazilian filmmaker company named “Video Brinquedo”, which surely you’re familiar with by now. As such, the names of the characters tend to be brazilian names, and the foreign dubs don’t change them. Guto, the name of the little dipshit boy, isn’t actually his name, Guto is one of the short forms of Gustavo, like how Dick is short for Richard (never understood why) and how Will is short for William.
According to etymonline, it's the result of 16th century rhyming slang. "Dick" rhymes with "Rick" which is short for "Richard," and I guess everyone back then decided they liked the sound of it. The more you know!
If I'm not mistaken, "Guto" is also short from the name "Augusto"...
@@tentativaX yeah, it’s also short for Augusto.
6:46 hell yeah the frog monster jumps at the french guy.
Very subtle movie.
Is that Freddy Fazbear? Har har har har
@@ImAPersonHehehehawSHUT UP
4:18
It is an unspoken rule on the Schaffrillas Productions channel that all discussions will inevitably lead back to twist villains
There is one redeeming quality about this movie actually:
It references infinitely better movies that everyone should watch instead of this.
14:19 yeah I’m glad I avoided that path early on when I realised it
I know. The old alt right is CRAZY!! 😵
Never ever be in there.
Schaff in the Pixar Ranking: "Cars 2 is one of the worst sequels ever made."
Schaff in the Ghibli ranking: "Earwig and the Witch is worse than Cars 2."
Schaff in the Sony ranking: "Surf's Up 2: WaveMania makes Cars 2 look like The Empire Strikes Back, and Earwig and the Witch look like Citizen Kane."
Schaff now: "AT LEAST SURF'S UP 2: WAVEMANIA WASN'T ACTIVELY AND FLAGRANTLY RACIST"
And then we have megamind vs the doom syndicate.
@@Cubeytheawesome"DE-HY *DRATION* GUN!!"
This is interesting to study, like: When you make the absolute worst of the worst, what are the elements that are still there to make the movie a "movie"?
Like, how much can the human brain abstract in order to give a narrative sense to a series of events?
Now this, this is how you make an eye catching title!
And also, I know this will be more than a fitting tribute to Chris.
A well overdue one, at that.
@@deleetiusproductions3497I'll take one overdue but on a day that matters.
Happy Birthday Chris, may you and Patrick both rest in peace.
And utmost of props to Schaff for braving this Brazilian war crime, to grant a proper finale to the Brinquedo bonfire. Thanks for everything, dude- I guarantee you they’re getting a kick out of this from high above.
I’m really sorry that you weren’t able to finish this series with Chris.
Happy birthday, Chris, and Rest In Peace.
As a Chinese Japanese American, seeing Schaffrillas call the about the casual distasteful Asian jokes here abominable is genuinely heartwarming.