A Car's Life is a Horrific Nightmare
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- Опубліковано 15 лис 2021
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“Sparky stop, this is not a musical”
“No it’s a gulag”
HUH
LITERALLY 1984!
Sparky confirmed lolbertarian
Best line EVER!?!?!?
I think he was referring to the movie he's in as a gulag, wouldn't blame him tbh
LoOoool
The fact that Sparky uses the word “gulag” confirms that there was a car Soviet Union and car communism in that universe
............
There’s a Russian car, my head canon is that the cars life world is the one where Stalin defeated America and turned everyone into cars for some reason, sparky is killed for talking against the the all mighty leader
Car-munism
Car L Marx
@@elfertrn communists turned my dad into a car. i'll never get over this.
Rest In Peace Chris and Patrick
We will deeply miss you both…😢
Dude, theyre still alive
No they are not, they died in a car accident with schaffrillas being the only one who survived the accident.
I feel bad asking, but who is Patrick?
@@LeoparDusk Schaffrillas brother.
@@kamzotheperiscorp684no they arent. They passed away in a car crash a few months ago
"It was the gas leeches, they--"
"I didn't ask"
i had to backup in the video to hear that again, it was legit that funny
That, and
“Sparky, stop. This is not a musical.”
“No, it’s a Gulag!”
Were arguably the best lines across the three reviewed movies in this series.
Rest in Peace, Chris and Patrick.
True, honestly it was pretty funny.
Sparky's dad: This is not a musical, also, you need to take a shower
Sparky: LITERALLY 1984!
Gulag is! Gulag is! Gulag is a per-fect plaaace! (Wow, let’s do that again!)
You know little kids these days and their fascination on Gulag.
@Logan Roof shut up
why i hear boss music?
@Logan Roof wrong bad incident ur means to talk about jacksepticeye's dad if ur gonna bait at least bait it with relevant info
That realistic Tamatoa is terrifying.
I like it.
Where?
@@shrivatsa7759
(0:59)
Isn’t that what Sebastion would look like in the upcoming “Little Mermaid” remake???
That's why they should make a live action moana remake
@JACKSEPTICEYE'S DAD DESERVED IT LMFAO i have no idea what any of that means could you say it more coherently please
Could be a new attempt at bots
"I don't have a mockbuster that I actually hate. Yet. Maybe we'll find it. One day."
I hope you do in the heavens above, Chris. Rest in peace❤️
What’s Up
@@moxstoleyoursocks2241yep. He found it
WAIT THEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DIEEEEEEEEED?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@matthewherrera1167 unfortunately yes, mate. Both to a car accident
@@ragnarok935 mate XD
Rest in peace Chris
@@Moonwolf573what happened?
@benjaminferrizzi1380 Back in late January, James, Patrick, and Chris were in a severe car accident. James made it out, though not unscathed. As for Patrick and Chris.......they both were inflicted with severe head injuried and died from them.
@@user-uu9xb7kz8h and this is relevant to the conversation because...?
@@iangreer4585 man thats sad
@Hypno_Mayhem Nice to know you would coldly invalidate one's traumas just for the sake of making a goddamn car joke. At least you are providing a boost to the algorithm, which is the highest amount of worth I can think of that a scumbag like you can offer.
I like how the dad says "Uh oh, it's getting late." then during the next scene he says "Good morning everybody!" to his employees.
Either continuity is broken or they took a long time to get to the station
The comment section is mire interesting then this movie
Getting late for work
Says a lot about capitalism.
@Logan Roof ok bot
Cars: weak virgin boring movie with good animation or whatever
A car's life: chad horror movie with murder mystery and child abuse
There was both mystery and murder in Cars 2.
This movie and that one are in the same tier.
@Logan Roof Stop
@@IcyDiamond It's a bot, dude. Just report them and move on. :/
@Logan Roof nigga what
Fuck you cars is my childhood that movie was perfect
Oh God I remember loving this movie when I was a kid
I remember my grandma thought it was the same as Disney’s Cars. I was not impressed
Why?
@@ivythay4259 eh different people different tastes. He liked it I didn’t.
@@hipie379 Yes, people sometimes have objectively abhorrent taste.
Poor soul
Rest in paradise Chris and Patrick. You’ll be missed.
What?
I don't think Chris and Patrick died
@@Bitey523They passed away in a car crash around 7 months ago. That explains why they haven’t been in any videos.
@@cherrychip_ oh, shit
@@Bitey523 No, they're correct. An NPR article confirmed that both Chris and Patrick died in an accident with a tractor trailer while crossing an intersection. I get semis are important for our economy because of all the goods they transport, but those things are way too damned big. They're just not safe for American roadways.
I don't blame you, though. I thought it was a hoax at first because I thought folks were referencing A Car's Life. I just discovered this channel just today.
This movie is so unbelievably dark at times and it's funny
GAGAGAGAGA I just disliked my own face because I am unpretty. HOWEVER: I always like my GOOD videos however. No dislikes allowed where I come from. Don't be mean, dear re
Nothing but gosh darn bots!
Fucking christ these bots
The bots are stuck in a primitive stage
Nothing comes out as funny
They come out as offensive
yes, ironically it is
It's a shame the movie stopped being a musical after the dad interrupted cause I really wanted Speedy to sing the State Farm theme.
Epic Cars 2 reference
Perfect when speedy is getting killed
@@neridust4178 "LOIK A GUD NEIGHBAH SPEEDY IZ THER"
*fucking dies*
@@IcyDiamond fr
I bet this film would sing the long winded The General gingle lol
Rest in peace Chris and Patrick
it was clearly established earlier that those "eyes" aren't the ones they see out of, therefore it makes sense that speedy couldn't see it. this movie is an underrated masterpiece and I have kidnapped my friends and family, forcing them to watch it until they see things my way.
Fun story: this used to be my favourite movie... We had it on DVD and I'd play it over and over and over again. On time my mom just took the DVD, threw it away and grounded me for the rest of the day! Can't blame her lol
Honestly, good on your mom for being responsible. Even as a bootleg, its definitly seems to have some blatant adult themes in it.
@@Dr.Meme-Man nah, I think it's because his mom is a child abuser who runs a gulag
@@staringgasmask 🤣
Oh my gosh hahahah 😂 I feel so sorry for your mom
but at least you had fun with it while you could
Is it bad that I actually liked this somewhat still after many years
This is the first time a movie has made me feel like an actual child wrote it.
probably written by the girl who voiced the yellow car lol
@@ProGremlinPlayer yeah probably 🤣
It is my headcanon that the person/people who wrote this copy pasted what they could remember a group of edgy children were role playing said-
@@ProGremlinPlayer Or, lord forbid, _speedy_
@@niyaodom1944 not enough inaccurate depictions of mental illness! /hj lmao
"I don't have a mockbuster I hate yet. Maybe we'll find it someday"
That line hits different now
rip chris and this short lived series
“Sparky claims it’s child abuse”
“His father grounds him”
What was this movie made by, brinquedo or GoAnimate?
Whats the difference?
@@arby327 one does 3d animation. That's the only difference between these abominations XD
@@arby327 One has a knockoff family guy artstyle
@@arby327 one is doing it for money and the other is doing it because they have a mental sickness.
@@milesfoster8190 "Well one's a criminal underbelly and the other's mental sickness !"
“Sparky take a shower.”
“THIS IS LITERALLY 1984!”
Rip Chris
I'll miss Chris and Pat
Rest in Peace
My cousin's wedding was on Saturday. No joke, the DJ played "Shiny" from Moana and we all danced to it. I was waiting for you to post your next video because I absolutely needed to tell you that.
Pog
Shaff needs to see this
My cousin didnt invite me to his wedding :(
Nice
@@bemmenmemmen1086 my deepest condolences
I remember watching this with a group of friends one night. When we got to the part where Sparky’s dad is like “You wanna visit your Uncle?” and Sparky excitedly says “Yeah” and then it immediately cuts to them pulling up to an unmarked grave next to the highway, we had to pause the movie for a good few minutes because we couldn’t stop laughing at how unintentionally funny it was.
Also, did you know this movie got like 3 sequels?
What if it was Intended
it got how many sequels now
@@waveii8615 actually 8
@@vergence2229 I thought it had 3.
@@Demonetization_Symbol my mistake. Another ripoff series called Cargo has 8 movies
Cannot watch this review the same way anymore after hearing about the accident. Specially because Chris (who died in the crash) is in it.
Yeah, hearing Chris hits hard. The worst thing is in James's ranking of new Disney movies he talks about how he watched onward with his brother, and THAT hurts to hear. I cannot imagine how this feels for him. Love you James, we'll always be here for you ❤
What happened to him?
@@CaolanBrannigancar accident :(
I just saw 4:34 . i'll sue.
*gasp
Its boobus woobus
The person named Sean Studios has been kidnapped, please help
man
how is this not pinned
*the really good ace attorney music that goes "dun un wunn, uhn uhn uhn dunun dunun dun dundun dun dun" starts playing*
“This is not a musical”
“No it’s a gulag”
*laughs in Highschool musical*
High School Gulag
Sparky: somehow gets into wz. Also him: "WELCOME TO THE GULAG, WHERE MY FATHER Ha
TES ME"
@@twisterman4184 that's what we would have to go through
“You have issues.”
Cars Life: “Of course I have issues!”
Mater: (slobbering and babbling)
Cars Life: “THATS MY FREAKING FATHER!!!”
Haha nice reference to guardians of the galaxy 2
you know, I'm only half car, so that 50% of me that's stupid, that's a 100% you
@@queenofdogs01 we’re you roasting me or is that a quote from the movie
@@billcipher9124 quote from movie
@@miguelcastillo3723 k I’m just an idiot
8:27 F in the chat for this fallen soldier
F
F
And now the F is literal.
In January 29th of this year, James was badly injured in a car crash which also killed Chris. It’s shocking and horrific but it’s the unfortunate truth 😣
I just can’t believe he’s gone. Rest in peace, Chris. 😔
The worst part about these Cars knockoffs is that they have several sequels. Car’s Life has 4. Little Cars as 8! EIGHT.
Oh no 😨
Sounds like a good charity stream idea
watching those must be like hell (an eternity before the wrath of god)
“Several sequels”
this terrifies me
Cars Life 4: Junkyard Blues is actually not that bad as Sparky's shown to have matured quite a bit
Come at me
I would describe the visual style as “painful”.
It's like you take "CGI Workplace Safety Video From 1973" and slump it into "Cocomelon" then it proceeds to catch fire.
R.I.P. Chris Schaffer
3:39 Norbert has seen things he never ment to see
You know it's disturbing when Schaffrillas says "horrific nightmare" instead of "cinematic disaster"
It doesn’t deserve to be called cinema
This movie does something you’d never think of, it makes you appreciate Cars was more popular
@Logan Roof um
@Logan Roof wha-
A bot
I've always loved Cars
@@slycooperrocks5826 same
RIP, Chris. UA-cam isn't the same without you.
RIP, Chris.
What happened to him and how did he die?
@@user-pc8sv2vl5fHe died in a car accident. :(
@@user-pc8sv2vl5f car accident.
@@user-pc8sv2vl5f car crash that killed Chris and Patrick
Wait till he sees “The Little Cars: The Great Race” the greatest feat in cinema history
More like human history
More like the unverises history
I stg I saw “The Great Race” and freaked out for a second, I was not ready for car eugenics ☠️
In Spanish it's even better
Lugnut, you did WHAAAAAT?!
3:11-I don't know Schaf, the fact that he shut up as soon as he told Sparky to shut up is unironically hilarious, whether it was intentional or not, it's brilliant either way.
daddy almost said shut up
@@SuperKoopBrosOfficial EDIT: I was gonna follow up with the next line but apparently now UA-cam COMMENTS ARE UNDER REVIEW.
My heart is broken.
Rest in Peace Chris and Patrick. James, I'm so, so sorry.
So… Sparky has a dad? Like a biological dad?
That has some some horrific implications
Overprotective lol!!
maybe they build them like in Robots
“Everyone dies, but that’s not a big deal, they come back”
This is purgatory I think
(Edit:)
(I got 1.3k likes on this?? Omg that’s awesome thanks guys and gals :3)
It would explain a lot
Sounds like regular days in Dragon Ball series
sounds like a regular day for Kenny in south park
scott the woz
No, it's hell.
Never would have expected you to not like a classic so revered as a cars life. That’s surprising for sure.
Yeah, pretty sure he’s just being contrarian to get views.
I just love seeing a character named Speedy being so sluggish
8:40 spark's face says it all 🤣
Sparky's*
Fr tho, he looks so done XD
Sparky: *Y o u b l i n d, g u r l?*
0:58 Hyper realistic Tamatoa is totally cursed, and I didn't know that I needed him in my life!
I’m pretty sure that’s actually the concept art for Daveed Diggs’ Sebastion for the “Little Mermaid” remake…
If I was working on the Moana live action remake which WE DON’T NEED ONE! id Use that part of the video
Just when I was suppressing it from my memory, James had to remind me that this thing exists. Thanks!
Could be worse...yes...I did just say that; there IS an animated car movie WORSE than this: "CarGo." Any fellow viewers of Saberspark most certainly are familiar with this and "Joshua & The Promised Land." They...are...HORRENDOUS! XD
2:00 isnt that sort of like saying "this is your dead brothers grave, all we could find of him was his ear so we just left it here to remember him"
1:06 this genuinely had me in tears with how much of a 180 it is. Like how do you expect to see a gulag joke in a movie that looks like it’s intended for kids and is a bad ripoff of cars
"I wanna see Cars."
"We already have Cars at home."
Cars at home:
this was actually the case for so many ppl 🤣
1:05
Eh, it’s still not as bad as Spider's Web: A Pig's Tale.
Or Joshua and the promise land. That is stuff of nightmares
I legit had that abomination of a movie as a small child, same with the Ant one.
@@ameliawilder28 No.... NOOOOOOOOO
seeing your pfp you might be the only one to understand this but I wish a Warriors movie would come out just so Shaff can make a rant on how terrible it is
Oh fuck I think I might’ve had seen a dvd if it thanks to a teacher I had in middle school who was planning on showing that movie to little kids...It was wild.
7:47 is an underrated pun
Watching this after Chris' passing still kinda hurts as much as someone playing their favorite video game after one of the people from the original team that they cared about died. Still though, this was my introduction to this channel.
3:32 I've now been convinced to buy the movie, as clearly the quality of voice actors is beyond professional. Oscar worthy perhaps.
Might as well have made this a movie review, Schaffrillas.
69th like
Man I remember having a copy of this at one point, just feels like a weird fever dream now :/
@Frozen Music ♪ that was better
Same but with the Bugs Life and Charlottes Web knockoffs by the same people.
The fact that Chris appears in a video about cars is a horrific tragedy in retrospect
Oh no
It's very sad
No
Oh god I didn't even realize
:|
Chris, we miss you
I actually had to watch this in 6th grade when my class was helping the kindergarteners. Everyone in my class was horrified and the teacher completely oblivious looked back and said "What's the matter? You don't like Cars?" I did not get to see the rest of the movie that day, but I can only imagine the horror of the children as the murder scene began. It is this film that truly made me realize the true horrors of the animated world. I had never wanted to return to this hellscape. But here I am today
this guy went to hell and back in the sixth fucking grade
“Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss”
-Diesel, A Car’s Life
R.I.P Chris and Patrick
Praying for you James🙏🙏🙏
Hearing Chris say maybe we’ll find a mockbuster he hates one day actually made me feel really sad
9:39 Wait, sentient cars need a license to drive? That’s like if humans needed a license to walk!
that's why babies don't walk.
6:18 "How do you not react to somebody dying right next to you"
Ask Travis Scott.
ooh, thats a good one
This was the top search result when searching “Schaffrillas Productions Car Accident.”
I can’t tell if that’s inappropriate because of the subject matter, or appropriate because it’s one of the few videos Chris had a major speaking role in. I don’t think I’m qualified to answer that.
Oh no
9:08
YES!
KILL
diesel is truly the definition of gaslight gatekeep girlboss, we stan
oh she lights gas alright
Absolute queen
4:56
6:59 *ahem*
HE DID WHAT IN HIS CUP?!?
I get the reference 😂😂
too bad Chris can't find any of these awful movies anymore, since they probably aren't allowed in Heaven.
If he truly enjoys riffing on them, I Don't see why they wouldn't be.
The Real Tragedy is that he isn't doing it here. (In this world, I mean.).
the wort part is that I could half justify this 5:36 it is established 5 seconds ago that se from their windshields
so most of the leach is in a blind spot
I hate that this makes as much logical sense as it does.
Even thought you hate the cars franchise, I agree with you! A Cars Life is a nightmare
Fun fact: Ratatoing was dubbed in New York.
You know, I think there’s potential in a movie that’s a commentary/satire if mockbusters. Imagine the star of a mockbuster leaving their film upon learning what their film is and setting out to create their own identity.
Also unrelated but had another studio like Studio Trigger, Laika, Warner Bros, Sony Animation, etc. got the rights to do a Mario movie rather than Illumination, it would’ve been the perfect opportunity to make it the anti-Illumination/Modern Dreamworks movie like how Shrek was the Anti-Disney movie.
Your idea of a Mario movie sounds way better than whatever Illumination is going to do with it. It would at least take chances while staying true to the Mario that we know and love.
@UCWH0mxthhESZ3tbZwrZQI2w Mike Pollock himself has stated that he's done those sorts of films in order to pay his bills.
@@michaelstrong5383 For god sake the film ain't even out yet and you barely know the actual premise of the film to say
"Oh YeAh, ThIs Is BeTtEr ThAn WhAt IlluMiNaTiOn Is DoInG"
Think for a sec, Nintendo has been part of the film's process since Day One and they can choose to end the film's production if they don't like what they see
Yet the film is being made which tells you that Nintendo do like what Illumination is doing and know that it's in line with Mario
Or do you not like it simply because of Chris Pratt, hate to break it you but any other studio would not have hired Mario's VA because it's Hollywood and a popular in the now actor is the way to go now a days
@@TheGhost-rp3ko If this were any other studio, you may have a point, but Illumination is known for playing really safe with the animation and jokes. Usually, they blow their budget on the cast rather than the animation itself. Even if Nintendo is heavily involved, my expectations on it are still low.
@@michaelstrong5383 well then we'll just have to wait and see with the Trailer
Rest in peace Chris my boi. You will be greatly missed😢
5:14 "And seems like he learned a lesson... for..." UA-cam's Ghostbusters:Afterlife Ad: *"80 years"*
"Car Protective Services." has been the best laugh I've heard all day.
The voice of Sparky is Corinne Orr, aka Trixie from "Speed Racer".
Sparky's little sister Gracie is voiced by Michael Schelp's real-life daughter (or niece) Grace, and the Gas Leech's son is voiced by his real-life son (or nephew) Mark.
RIP Patrick and RIP Chris
These videos help me get to sleep in the evenings, they are such a joy. Chris is extremely funny in his commentary and it’s so nice to listen to these.
Dingo Pictures: "Finally! A worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!"
Brinquedo: PRECISELY
Dingo: YEE
Brinquedo isn't close to as bad as Dingo.
😂😂😂 Yee
FINALLY i used to watch this as a child but could never remember what it was and i now know it. YESSSS
“No, it’s a gulag” caught me so off guard I almost dropped my donut
The extra twist of the knife is that there's a sequel and Sparky goes right back to his original personality. In fact he's probably worse because he actively sabotages his dad's business by being a brat and goes to work with the person WHO LITERALLY TRIED TO KILL HIM AND HARVEST HIS ORGANS.
Also Diesel is Jigsaw now...no really, she sets up a Jigsaw trap for the cars, it's amazing.
"I use my Raycons on the treadmill" man just admitted he's training for A Car's Life live action 😳😳
What a coincidence, I've rewatched the videos on Ratatoing and Little Panda Fighter just yesterday and was wondering when the foreshadowed Car's Life was gonna come out.
It's like I've summoned this.
I rewatched Twisted right before Schaff’s Twister video came out
6:41 the police car actually holds a gun in the 2nd film
how does it feel to have that piece of trivia forced into your mind, never able to be truly forgotten?
@@walesjedi9217 what
*There's a second one?*
@@ALTsquared and a 3rd and a 4th
@@oregonrailfan7046looks like I have even more evidence for the failure of the human race
Why do cars need a license to drive? That’s like needing a license to walk.
I love how this is a horrific nightmare instead of cinematic disaster
The gulags weren't established during Stalin's reign. They were put in place by the Tsar before them and the Soviets improved the conditions of the gulags but ultimately they are still work camps. The during the reign of Stalin they were worse than any other Soviet leader but the death count was 1/3 of the Tsarist gulags.
(This isn't a defence of Stalin just a little fact check)
hey that sounds familiar...
@@Absenteeee what do you mean?
@@stevesteve88 the gulags were estabished by Vladimir Lenin, not by the Tsar.
Correction my source says that essentially that there were work camps in Tsarist Russia but they weren't referred to as Gulags and that the Soviet ones were worse especially under Stalin. So my bad, I wasn't exactly married to that position. Given my burning hatred towards the Soviet Union
3:16
“No I nearly said SHUT THE **** UP” made me cry a river of tears (and the tears originate from insane laughter)
Dude, you just unlocked a memory from the inner chasms of my mind lol. Me and my brother used to watch this abomination on repeat when we were like 6/8 years old. I think my dad threw it away at some point.
Your dad is based.
The fact that this film got a higher ranking than the Mulan remake is hysterical.
Those cars look like they've been sniffing their own fumes.
😂😂😂
Why are these videos so funny. I'm going to miss Chris.
Diesel: tries to get with a child
Diesel: strands two children in the middle of the desert
Diesel: sends gas leeches to siphon their gas
Speedy: SHES JUST A GIRLBOSS STOP BEING MEAN TO HER
Still has a more cohesive plotline then Cars 2
This specifically, is a film very close to my heart. I’ve loved the Cars series all my life, and when I was very little my grandmother, not knowing any better, gave me this movie on DVD. I still have it, and watch it every now and then. I love this movie so much.
I question your intelligence and sanity.
2:47 Actually it means that she's reading a book that is literally the car equivalent to "Walking for Dummies" and I honestly don't know how to feel about that
4:39 a little nod, they actually use their mirrors, rims and tires as hands, multiple clips of some of those cars can be seen of them holding stuff
Now I just imagine Disney+ making a show based of the Cars Universe with low budget animation called A Cars Life
😂😂😂