"Up" But Everything About It Is Bad

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 38 тис.

  • @sauceamericano4279
    @sauceamericano4279 3 роки тому +4068

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “No I’m asian I only drink *M A T H* “

    • @Joemam024
      @Joemam024 3 роки тому +91

      And green tea

    • @tomato4300
      @tomato4300 3 роки тому +51

      And some " M O N S T E R "

    • @ohgon8620
      @ohgon8620 3 роки тому +30

      And BROOMSTICC

    • @mayafudgeshy5298
      @mayafudgeshy5298 3 роки тому +4

      XD

    • @hawktalon7890
      @hawktalon7890 3 роки тому +79

      As the comments section's token Asian, I can confirm we only drink math. It tastes terrible, I don't recommend it.

  • @miss.shrewd424
    @miss.shrewd424 3 роки тому +7272

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “No I’m British we only drink....oh wait yes actually I would.”

    • @morningfaroe612
      @morningfaroe612 3 роки тому +64

      lmfaooo

    • @constantTVstatic
      @constantTVstatic 3 роки тому +20

      Lol

    • @barrronessa
      @barrronessa 3 роки тому +139

      so triggering that I’m british and hate tea 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @frightzfriez
      @frightzfriez 3 роки тому +9

      Mmao

    • @kindredkate8940
      @kindredkate8940 3 роки тому +133

      If you asked an American, they’d ask you to pour it out into the Boston Harbor and hand them a Diet Coke.
      Edit: (According to the stereotypes lol)

  • @JuliRocket
    @JuliRocket 9 місяців тому +1144

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “No, I’m American we only drink bullets.”

  • @NathanisaprettycoolnameIguess
    @NathanisaprettycoolnameIguess Рік тому +374

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "No, I'm Johnny, I only drink 19 bottles of dish soap"

    • @MarbleSodaPop
      @MarbleSodaPop 10 місяців тому +24

      We finally know why Johnny has so much soap

    • @fhse2
      @fhse2 2 місяці тому +9

      Oh my god.

    • @DynaTheCryo
      @DynaTheCryo Місяць тому +11

      "mind your business, david"

    • @alexaviafara.888
      @alexaviafara.888 28 днів тому +1

      lmaooooooooooooooooooooo

    • @ArtestMb
      @ArtestMb 18 днів тому

      i only know what 6 x 3 is due to that lmao

  • @strangelove5160
    @strangelove5160 3 роки тому +5810

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "No, I'm Hispanic, I only drink s a l s a"

    • @dingle_balz
      @dingle_balz 3 роки тому +48

      Underrated

    • @riri.4393
      @riri.4393 3 роки тому +238

      "Would you like some tea?"
      "No, I'm Asian, i only drink bat soup."

    • @dingle_balz
      @dingle_balz 3 роки тому +19

      @@riri.4393 lol

    • @drawnwithlove3499
      @drawnwithlove3499 3 роки тому +124

      @@riri.4393 "sorry, I'm Filipino, I only drink beach water"

    • @jfloxkk
      @jfloxkk 3 роки тому +13

      I'm hispanic and I don't like salsa

  • @shay.w.5812
    @shay.w.5812 3 роки тому +5622

    “Would you like some tea?”
    "No thanks, I'm Danny's Second channel where I like to get a little bit goofier, a little bit wackier, and a little bit sillier. So I only drink La Croix."

  • @xternalproductions26
    @xternalproductions26 Рік тому +543

    “Do you want some tea?”
    “No I’m from Rome I only drink holy water.”

  • @W-Y-K
    @W-Y-K 3 місяці тому +528

    "would you like some tea?"
    "No, I'm gay. I only drink rainbows"

    • @cutiepiepanini
      @cutiepiepanini 3 місяці тому

      Why do you feel the need to tell everyone who sees your account that you're gay?

    • @brooklynpayge4221
      @brooklynpayge4221 3 місяці тому +27

      Because being gay is fucking awesome 👍🏻

    • @dakikamado7343
      @dakikamado7343 3 місяці тому +17

      They taste like if someone blended a fairy but its fruity yo man its loively!

    • @ILOVEBUGSNAXS
      @ILOVEBUGSNAXS 2 місяці тому +4

      “Would you like some tea?”
      “No, I’m homophobic. I only drink red-pills.”
      lol
      😂

    • @Thedefinitonofrizz
      @Thedefinitonofrizz Місяць тому +1

      eww

  • @acaterpillargivingbirth
    @acaterpillargivingbirth 3 роки тому +5617

    I'm French and I can confirm, we all drink wine, it's the only drink available here.
    We sweat wine. We cry wine. It even rains wine.

    • @adrienscrown2079
      @adrienscrown2079 3 роки тому +79

      Underrated comment

    • @chiaratraber5885
      @chiaratraber5885 3 роки тому +259

      It's the same in Germany only with beer.

    • @acaterpillargivingbirth
      @acaterpillargivingbirth 3 роки тому +70

      @@chiaratraber5885 I never went there so I wonder how it is in the border ?

    • @SM-qv2om
      @SM-qv2om 3 роки тому +131

      and everything solid is made out of cheese

    • @acaterpillargivingbirth
      @acaterpillargivingbirth 3 роки тому +166

      @@SM-qv2om i'm typing this on my cheese phone while drinking wine. We make the best cheese blankets here.

  • @khushi5236
    @khushi5236 3 роки тому +10312

    every foreign character in this movie's only personality trait is being foreign

    • @HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
      @HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 3 роки тому +54

      Lol

    • @MEOWMIX3DS
      @MEOWMIX3DS 3 роки тому +57

      deadass

    • @ignoremelol2576
      @ignoremelol2576 3 роки тому +28

      @Luísa Albuquerque LMFAO THAT MAKES IT EVEN BETTER

    • @monke980
      @monke980 3 роки тому +64

      im french and i moved to canada, everytime i talk to my english speaking friends they say french boiiii when i walk into the room so yeah, people think of your accent or nationality as a personality trait lol

    • @greaseman6825
      @greaseman6825 3 роки тому

      khushi ullal movie name?

  • @tatertot3305
    @tatertot3305 Рік тому +125

    aint no way they called a 15 yr old eligible 💀 bro she ain't even eligible for scholarships yet 😭

  • @Shulamarino
    @Shulamarino 3 місяці тому +177

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "No, I'm Canadian, I only drink maple syrup."

  • @wafkricky8325
    @wafkricky8325 3 роки тому +10270

    Chinese boy shows up
    Everybody: racism time

  • @ava-by2cv
    @ava-by2cv 3 роки тому +3709

    my friend: would u like some tea?
    me: no i'm italian, we only drink *pasta*

  • @jackfakename4851
    @jackfakename4851 Рік тому +217

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “No thanks I’m not thirsty.”

  • @justsomerandompersononthei1773
    @justsomerandompersononthei1773 3 місяці тому +80

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "No, i'm a writer, i only drink my own tears."

  • @fishyk1452
    @fishyk1452 3 роки тому +3562

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "Noh Imma Italiana We only Drinka blended pizza."

    • @Daddy-ue1du
      @Daddy-ue1du 3 роки тому +99

      Tomato sauce*

    • @Daddy-ue1du
      @Daddy-ue1du 3 роки тому +6

      @George Khoory What?

    • @viktor5783
      @viktor5783 3 роки тому +36

      Or some virgin olive oil

    • @Daddy-ue1du
      @Daddy-ue1du 3 роки тому +14

      @@viktor5783 “Virgin” olive oil.

    • @viktor5783
      @viktor5783 3 роки тому +15

      @@Daddy-ue1du God, really? Don't you have anything else to do? Well, thanks anyway ig

  • @vin4518
    @vin4518 Рік тому +155

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “No. I’m a Backrooms wanderer. I only drink Almond Water.”

  • @StopSignButGreen
    @StopSignButGreen Місяць тому +19

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "No, I'm Billion Surprise Toys. We only drink *sauoces* ."

  • @Styxintheriver
    @Styxintheriver 3 роки тому +6724

    "would you like some tea?"
    "No, I'm British. I only drink..... Holy shit"

    • @swineherd_
      @swineherd_ 3 роки тому +553

      You drink holy shit? Well, it's disgusting that you drink poop, but at least you bless it first.

    • @Styxintheriver
      @Styxintheriver 3 роки тому +249

      @@swineherd_ luckily I'm American

    • @HeatherChandlerBQ
      @HeatherChandlerBQ 3 роки тому +294

      As a Brit, I can confirm, we go to our local cathedral and bless our shit, then drink it

    • @Artemismeow1
      @Artemismeow1 3 роки тому +63

      *TEA*

    • @jjafs1008
      @jjafs1008 3 роки тому +40

      @@swineherd_ I can't-

  • @Dannyiiiii
    @Dannyiiiii Рік тому +288

    As an artist, I can say that drawing 4 fingers instead of 5 is much easier to draw/animate. Any artist who draws hands with 5 fingers is invincible

    • @StarryPurpleX
      @StarryPurpleX 6 місяців тому +4

      Ikr 😭

    • @inactiontaker
      @inactiontaker 4 місяці тому +1

      well, happy to hear it

    • @jimmymushrooms420
      @jimmymushrooms420 3 місяці тому +11

      i can never draw hands with anything but 5 fingers, idk how anybody does it. How do you live knowing your characters can never flip someone off??

    • @amousenamedcrouton
      @amousenamedcrouton 2 місяці тому +1

      Well thank you lol!

    • @janethesnow2080
      @janethesnow2080 Місяць тому

      I dont draw hands unless the character was holding something. Otherwise they are in the pockets or behind the back or anything like that. An excuse not to draw them

  • @landanmoore8713
    @landanmoore8713 10 місяців тому +66

    "Le monster is horrible" -Jean Pierre
    "Lemon score is horrible" -Subtitles

  • @lucy_2392
    @lucy_2392 Рік тому +3113

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “No, I’m Egyptian, we only drink Pyramids”

    • @dafunny2255
      @dafunny2255 Рік тому +44

      ok that made me laugh gg that was great

    • @bigtankturtle8519
      @bigtankturtle8519 Рік тому +11

      lol

    • @TheSmallOne66
      @TheSmallOne66 11 місяців тому +4

      😂😂😂

    • @mafioo_
      @mafioo_ 9 місяців тому +21

      ...we only drink Children's blood during our sacrifices to the gods.

    • @Mage335
      @Mage335 9 місяців тому +4

      ​@@mafioo_oh no

  • @creeperinvasion6885
    @creeperinvasion6885 2 роки тому +7105

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “No, I’m a scientist, i only drink random shit that just happens”

    • @sovietrecyclebin
      @sovietrecyclebin Рік тому +58

      UNDERRATED LMAO

    • @tsiporahlomasky3813
      @tsiporahlomasky3813 Рік тому +52

      Sentist: well I only have stuff from my robot like sunny breakfast dinner is breakfast

    • @Gwestytears
      @Gwestytears Рік тому +22

      Motor oil

    • @mr.marshmallow882
      @mr.marshmallow882 Рік тому +33

      @@sovietrecyclebin did anyone else notice that the sign that normally says Greg now says... Geg

    • @Impro58
      @Impro58 Рік тому

      @@Gwestytears nnm 🫤 n
      my u mb

  • @jellybean_randoms
    @jellybean_randoms Рік тому +74

    “Would you like some tea?”
    Nah I’m Irish, I drink the whole pub

  • @Noob-wt9yk
    @Noob-wt9yk 10 місяців тому +50

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “No, I’m human we only drink blood”

  • @KE28935
    @KE28935 3 роки тому +6049

    My friend: would you like tea?
    Me: No I’m Japanese, we only drink sushi

    • @fork1333
      @fork1333 3 роки тому +301

      Well, I’m from Britain. Can confirm we only drink fish

    • @mich5124
      @mich5124 3 роки тому +267

      Here in Australia, we only drink Vegemite juice

    • @kimnm7899
      @kimnm7899 3 роки тому +208

      Here in Philippines, we only drink street food

    • @iamspeed3209
      @iamspeed3209 3 роки тому +231

      i’m american we only drink bleach

    • @JayJayVs
      @JayJayVs 3 роки тому +140

      Im American I only drink Bud light yehaw USA USA

  • @poopypoop1477
    @poopypoop1477 7 місяців тому +29

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "No, I'm the joker, I only drink anarchy."

  • @aynohalopesdealmeida9932
    @aynohalopesdealmeida9932 3 місяці тому +13

    "would you want some tea?"
    "No, i have ADHD I only dri- Hey look a squirrel"

    • @cherrynebbie
      @cherrynebbie 5 днів тому +1

      as a person with ADD (no H) i can confirm this is what happens

  • @bobbobobbinbob324
    @bobbobobbinbob324 3 роки тому +2411

    “Do you want some tea”
    Me: no thanks I’m Irish I drink mashed potatoes

    • @mikerivera373
      @mikerivera373 3 роки тому +61

      Wouldn’t yalls stereotype be drinking literally anything alcoholic?

    • @jai9127
      @jai9127 3 роки тому +49

      Mike Rivera well that could be like half of Europe’s stereotype tbf

    • @shennnnnnnnnnnn
      @shennnnnnnnnnnn 3 роки тому +16

      all i can hear is niall horan saying “potato” im so sry

    • @KL96012
      @KL96012 3 роки тому +5

      Is it weird when I hear potatoe land I think of Ohio?

    • @therealdevcat
      @therealdevcat 3 роки тому +4

      @@KL96012 It would make more sense if you thought of Idaho.

  • @potterpusheenandcompany9811
    @potterpusheenandcompany9811 3 роки тому +3905

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “No I’m a Greg, I only drink La Croix”

    • @firevixen128s5
      @firevixen128s5 3 роки тому +5

      💓💓💓

    • @drawnwithlove3499
      @drawnwithlove3499 3 роки тому +36

      Guys help I'm asian I don't know what La Croix tastes like

    • @dawn8293
      @dawn8293 3 роки тому +28

      @@drawnwithlove3499 I have not had it. I'm afraid to buy a case of it only for it to taste like the suggestion of a watermelon rind.

    • @eat139
      @eat139 3 роки тому +4

      no more being greg then

    • @matusalabeyene7447
      @matusalabeyene7447 3 роки тому +11

      Actually I’m geg

  • @Djjddnnswj
    @Djjddnnswj Рік тому +119

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “Yes, I’m Bri’ish”

    • @Djjddnnswj
      @Djjddnnswj Рік тому +4

      I’m not actually British, get trolled noobs 😹🤝

    • @Rush-ne6lo
      @Rush-ne6lo 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Djjddnnswjnobody was trolled

    • @LJCG777
      @LJCG777 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@Rush-ne6lo83 people were fooled, have fun NOOB

  • @Sprouted_Bean
    @Sprouted_Bean 10 місяців тому +17

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "No, I'm South African, we only drink river water"

  • @begaydodrugshailsatan4134
    @begaydodrugshailsatan4134 3 роки тому +7630

    “Would you like some tea?”
    *No sorry I’m American I only drink G U N*

  • @mishascave9462
    @mishascave9462 11 місяців тому +143

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “No, I’m Ukrainian, We only drink vodka”

    • @f4rgetf4l36
      @f4rgetf4l36 Місяць тому +1

      AND your name is misha? stereotype heaven over here

    • @JamisShulikov192
      @JamisShulikov192 Місяць тому +1

      did you mean *h o r i l k a*

    • @auramint
      @auramint 18 днів тому

      @@f4rgetf4l36and you’re in Canada?

    • @auramint
      @auramint 18 днів тому

      @@f4rgetf4l36or is that not a ride the cyclone referwnce

  • @depressoespresso7631
    @depressoespresso7631 6 місяців тому +30

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "No, I'm Vietnamese, I only drink fish sauce"

  • @UtterBroadwayTrash
    @UtterBroadwayTrash 3 роки тому +9603

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "No, I'm american, we only drink *pure burger grease* "

  • @cantoken
    @cantoken 3 роки тому +5569

    As a Chinese person, I can confirm that I only wear shirts with Chinese Takeout, am constantly complaining about Chinese manufacturing, don’t know what a cookie is unless it’s a fortune cookie, and am extremely smart and knows how to cook

    • @leuvenfra
      @leuvenfra 3 роки тому +303

      all chinese do is eat hot chip and lie 😔

    • @dmlppspringtraplover
      @dmlppspringtraplover 3 роки тому +391

      Sorry for all the racism you deal with it's not right

    • @05w47d
      @05w47d 3 роки тому +104

      I can also confirm

    • @lred1383
      @lred1383 3 роки тому +309

      You also missed the stereotype of Chinese tourists taking photos of everything they come across.

    • @pyroid49
      @pyroid49 3 роки тому +42

      @@leuvenfra ANY CHINESE PERSON BORN AFTER 1993

  • @hospitalgal101
    @hospitalgal101 10 місяців тому +20

    I can't get over "and he really really needs to be chased" not caught, not killed, not relocated, just chased

  • @random_person54
    @random_person54 10 місяців тому +54

    I don’t know what it is about Danny’s videos, but they are very rewatchable. I’ve watched his videos over and over and they never get old, same with other people like him and Drew.

  • @krys_peas
    @krys_peas 3 роки тому +4059

    he did it guys. he included la croix in his main channel. he's not to be trusted anymore.

    • @ryanfolley7446
      @ryanfolley7446 3 роки тому +335

      He's gotten way to silly for his main channel 🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @parkervalentine4937
      @parkervalentine4937 3 роки тому +74

      Ryan Symone
      smh my head 😔😔😔

    • @Benjerman120
      @Benjerman120 3 роки тому +17

      tara lamlam7 wanna convert a pdf to a word document?

    • @sarah-gg8wc
      @sarah-gg8wc 3 роки тому +31

      him and kurtis are fallen kings sadly

    • @yandevvv
      @yandevvv 3 роки тому +58

      #dannygonzalezisoverpart

  • @charlesj.guiteau3957
    @charlesj.guiteau3957 3 роки тому +3316

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “ No, I’m from Boston, and it’s going into the ocean”

    • @bearplaysstuff580
      @bearplaysstuff580 3 роки тому +17

      @@charlesj.guiteau3957 Damn Backy, Becky, and Jenna all be coming for you wait wtf kinda name is Backy, and JENNA SAYS SHES 14 LKJGSLJGHLKJG

    • @LiliannEnder
      @LiliannEnder 3 роки тому +6

      @Jenna 14 [f.u.с.к мe] ТАР 0N МY РIC who tf

    • @marziiepan
      @marziiepan 3 роки тому +39

      Bear PlaysStuff
      i think my eyes just had a stroke

    • @ivelostmymind6291
      @ivelostmymind6291 3 роки тому +25

      No it's more " No! I'm American and we only drink beer and soda!"

    • @elizalol222
      @elizalol222 3 роки тому +6

      HAHSGSGS THIS IS SO UNDERRATED

  • @LiterallyInklingGirl
    @LiterallyInklingGirl Рік тому +19

    Kinda funny how Amanda smiles when she says “Oh No a Monster!” And that the stereotypical Chinese person has a French accent for a a sec

  • @soarimg
    @soarimg 3 роки тому +2551

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “No thanks, I’m Canadian we only drink *M A P L E S Y R U P*

    • @Milkyway_tism
      @Milkyway_tism 3 роки тому +85

      I'm Mexican we drink tacos and smoke churros

    • @ohnomysanityitsbroken7923
      @ohnomysanityitsbroken7923 3 роки тому +47

      as a Canadian, i can conform nor deny this statement

    • @jadedtearz
      @jadedtearz 3 роки тому +10

      I’m Canadian and I haven’t had maple syrup in a year 😭🤚🏻

    • @cringepatrol6393
      @cringepatrol6393 3 роки тому +27

      As eh Canadian who rides eh moose to go home and chug some maple syrup eh i can confirm this statement eh

    • @froggzdeartist2565
      @froggzdeartist2565 3 роки тому +13

      I drink a gallon of syrup everyday as a canadian

  • @NectarNapper
    @NectarNapper 10 місяців тому +37

    11:21 his motive is that hes french

    • @imaspookycat
      @imaspookycat 25 днів тому +4

      His mummy said he was too nice

  • @DiggyGorganzola
    @DiggyGorganzola 3 роки тому +5224

    I am not a rip off
    Just an exquisite extra

    • @Isabelle-nz7ts
      @Isabelle-nz7ts 3 роки тому +168

      Indeed

    • @olivc8118
      @olivc8118 3 роки тому +147

      Isabelle What what! You pay Nook for UA-cam on your nookphone too?!

    • @donniewalsh7031
      @donniewalsh7031 3 роки тому +70

      Cherry! Never leave my island, ever!

    • @olivc8118
      @olivc8118 3 роки тому +73

      Donnie Walsh Can't make no guarantees. Bwah Ha Ha! What what!

    • @lamlam5988
      @lamlam5988 3 роки тому +38

      this is underrated

  • @ahrikim4546
    @ahrikim4546 3 місяці тому +11

    "would you like some tea?"
    "no, im a dumbass. I only drink ✨silly juice✨"

  • @cr0wb3rry
    @cr0wb3rry 3 місяці тому +12

    "would you like some tea?"
    "no thanks, im american, i only drink bald eagles and star spangled banners"

  • @iklv07
    @iklv07 3 роки тому +3181

    So this is where Amanda’s been. Not on a mission in Afganistán after all

  • @sparkyclue6700
    @sparkyclue6700 3 роки тому +3117

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “No I am american, we only drink _Hamburgers_ “

  • @Sarvente-wt3tj
    @Sarvente-wt3tj 11 місяців тому +15

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "ew no im Russian, we only drink vodka"

  • @Jonathan-kv3rn
    @Jonathan-kv3rn Рік тому +17

    "would you like some tea?"
    "No, I'm a utahn. We only drink fry sauce"

  • @everythingfunandcrafty2596
    @everythingfunandcrafty2596 3 роки тому +4844

    so you’re telling me that those two scientists had a family together but were just “partners” um ok

    • @Joemam024
      @Joemam024 3 роки тому +284

      I mean they could be romantic partners

    • @everythingfunandcrafty2596
      @everythingfunandcrafty2596 3 роки тому +454

      Dat Boi yes that is what i am implying

    • @Joemam024
      @Joemam024 3 роки тому +144

      eye lips eye : parentheses I know I was implying that they’re implying that they are romantic partners

    • @willywillz2435
      @willywillz2435 3 роки тому +293

      Dat Boi WHY DID YOU TYPE OUT 👁👄👁 LMAOAJQJQKKQKW

    • @willywillz2435
      @willywillz2435 3 роки тому +157

      shrek's jizz OH LMAO WHY AM I DUMB-

  • @ruthkabalo3751
    @ruthkabalo3751 3 роки тому +1368

    They get their ideas from choices in Episode:
    [Do nothing]
    [Blow Kisses]
    [I'm a genius]

    • @welcome_to_nowhere
      @welcome_to_nowhere 3 роки тому +127

      You forgot [divorce]

    • @bunnyite
      @bunnyite 3 роки тому +104

      “Spend 89 diamonds to kick him in the balls?”

    • @Yuga_yamarai
      @Yuga_yamarai 3 роки тому +65

      "it seems like you don't have enough gems. Would you like to buy 33 gems for your entire college fund And your children's souls?"

    • @bankrobber6993
      @bankrobber6993 3 роки тому +5

      @@Yuga_yamarai AHAHHA YES

    • @ruthkabalo3751
      @ruthkabalo3751 3 роки тому +31

      @@Yuga_yamarai "Your purchase has been made. Sorry, could not redeem gems due to network error"

  • @user-dg6ot1so4q
    @user-dg6ot1so4q Рік тому +33

    "Would you want some tea?"
    "Nah im from America, we drink *FREEDOM!!!* (insert bald eagle screech)"

    • @smiller6986
      @smiller6986 7 місяців тому

      *A storm of eagles has awoken*🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

  • @adinarosenstein9586
    @adinarosenstein9586 Рік тому +19

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "No, I'm a plot device, we only drink lavender tea."
    (all of humanity becomes hypnotized)

  • @chlorox_1410
    @chlorox_1410 3 роки тому +1870

    “want some tea?”
    “i’m asian, i only drink straight a’s.”

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 роки тому +14

      You only drink lo mein

    • @paperbag9140
      @paperbag9140 3 роки тому +21

      I drink Sriracha

    • @heavenascended
      @heavenascended 3 роки тому +28

      Nah tea is about right, it was literally invented in china

    • @hweshi
      @hweshi 3 роки тому +9

      I drink chocolate milk.... from my tie

    • @ynaburber6901
      @ynaburber6901 3 роки тому +1

      coconut juice😌

  • @Spongeboynamedbob
    @Spongeboynamedbob Рік тому +31

    Wait can we appreciate how Danny noticed how quickly they were balanced after almost falling like I would never of acknowledged that like I’m actually impressed *slow clap*

  • @samanthahoerner460
    @samanthahoerner460 3 роки тому +5936

    I love the fact that his wall says “geg” instead of Greg but I would love it more if it changed to egg in the next video

  • @redbassist5590
    @redbassist5590 3 роки тому +9987

    "Hey, what's that purple plant over there? It smells nice."
    "Oh that's just some lavender."
    *All of humanity becomes hypnotized*

  • @geekgirl_luv4262
    @geekgirl_luv4262 Рік тому +48

    “She says that her only true love is science” honestly same 🖤🤍💜

  • @theflickchick9850
    @theflickchick9850 2 роки тому +5058

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "No, I'm Christian. I only drink wine that's previously been water."

  • @scarlettteague3260
    @scarlettteague3260 3 роки тому +2965

    It’s a tragedy that La Croix was brought on his main channel... That’s too goofy and silly.

    • @mlehouse6595
      @mlehouse6595 3 роки тому +186

      I definitely thought it was a little too wacky for the main channel.

    • @livbuug6968
      @livbuug6968 3 роки тому +59

      Just lil bit too wacky for his main channel

    • @jacobe.1651
      @jacobe.1651 3 роки тому +84

      Came here to say this, honestly I felt too wacky watching this, he seemed so unproffesional

    • @pablomaj7
      @pablomaj7 3 роки тому +43

      Yeah that was a bit crazy for his main channel, I almost couldn’t handle the goofyness.

    • @EduardoVelezIII
      @EduardoVelezIII 3 роки тому +17

      Agreed; too silly for the main channel to be certain

  • @sheeptherobloxyt1907
    @sheeptherobloxyt1907 Рік тому +11

    Me: can we watch up?
    Mom: we have “up” at home
    Up at home:

  • @linzzeyc6652
    @linzzeyc6652 3 роки тому +1443

    "Want some tea?"
    "No, im greg, we only drink la croix. (and act a little silly)"

    • @devilsdrawing.0144
      @devilsdrawing.0144 3 роки тому +102

      how dare you! this is not the second channel, only serious business here.

    • @jadyn5062
      @jadyn5062 3 роки тому +42

      TOO WACKY MAN

    • @dani-bp9wr
      @dani-bp9wr 3 роки тому +20

      Lindsey Carwford a little wacky and crazy if you will

    • @maddie489
      @maddie489 3 роки тому +19

      No we Geg now.

    • @linzzeyc6652
      @linzzeyc6652 3 роки тому +13

      Devils Drawing.01 you are right😔 how could i be so foolish

  • @iyzyv
    @iyzyv 3 роки тому +2140

    “Would you like some tea?”
    no sorry I’m canadian I only drink _maple syrup_

    • @bri1024
      @bri1024 3 роки тому +21

      HAHA YES THIS IS THE ONE

    • @zmioski
      @zmioski 3 роки тому +15

      YESSS Canada gang unite

    • @Joseph11847
      @Joseph11847 3 роки тому +5

      Wait… I thought that was true!

    • @gabrielestrada9682
      @gabrielestrada9682 3 роки тому +8

      @kurtis connor

    • @cinnamon9174
      @cinnamon9174 3 роки тому +12

      Not even, just the raw sap from the trees

  • @luxury_nightmare
    @luxury_nightmare Рік тому +6

    “Would you like so tea?”
    “No, I’m gay. I only drink rainbows and homophobes tears”

  • @gracemorris4465
    @gracemorris4465 Рік тому +11

    “Would you like some tea?”
    Uncle Iroh: “….obviously”

  • @beatsbycossack
    @beatsbycossack 3 роки тому +1245

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "No, I'm from Kurtistown, we drink yee yee juice."

    • @CJ-rk7rg
      @CJ-rk7rg 3 роки тому +6

      Beats by Cossack yessir 😎

    • @ringodoodles490
      @ringodoodles490 3 роки тому +41

      Damn, who else here goes to Yee-Yee University?

    • @stupidkilljoy3516
      @stupidkilljoy3516 3 роки тому +5

      Scribbles The Robot me

    • @justalec7879
      @justalec7879 3 роки тому +21

      Can't forget that respect women juice

    • @moved.6963
      @moved.6963 3 роки тому +10

      Also that *folks* tea

  • @chunkyunicorn3996
    @chunkyunicorn3996 3 роки тому +4415

    Fun fact: it’s actually a sequel to a monsters vs aliens ripoff

    • @ClaireMakesVids
      @ClaireMakesVids 3 роки тому +180

      Omg I was 100% thinking of Monsters vs Aliens during the Eiffel Tower moment so not suprised in the slightest

    • @chunkyunicorn3996
      @chunkyunicorn3996 3 роки тому +133

      Sarah Walker Unfortunately I’ve seen/heard about many of these mockbusters so I feel I’m way too educated in this field than anyone should be

    • @DoMinTick
      @DoMinTick 3 роки тому +6

      Isnt it inspired?

    • @Otknoharuka
      @Otknoharuka 3 роки тому +2

      It is

    • @ceocerberus
      @ceocerberus 3 роки тому +7

      bionic......? i saw his video literally yesterday

  • @PaperLuigi14
    @PaperLuigi14 Місяць тому +4

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "No, I'm American, I only drink guns"

  • @canned_crickets
    @canned_crickets 11 місяців тому +7

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “No, I’m Italian, we only drink spaghetti.”

  • @VariousVideosFrom2016ToNow
    @VariousVideosFrom2016ToNow 3 роки тому +1330

    The movie's logic: french people only drink wine
    french babies: bonjour, oui oui i love me some good ol' red wine in my sippy cup.

    • @user-mf9hk3wk9v
      @user-mf9hk3wk9v 3 роки тому +22

      I laughed at this for longer than I should have. Lol, plz help meh

    • @aariababyyy.8334
      @aariababyyy.8334 3 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 роки тому +31

      Wait, you arent supposed to get babies absolutely fucking wasted?

    • @paradox9313
      @paradox9313 3 роки тому +11

      oUI oUI mon ami je m’apelle lafayETTE

    • @stupidkilljoy3516
      @stupidkilljoy3516 3 роки тому +10

      TheHijanEmpire *INHALES* THE LANCEOLOT OF THE REVOLUTIONARY SET-

  • @4de11a
    @4de11a 3 роки тому +1400

    “Want some tea”
    No thanks, I’m from “What’s Up” I only drink *Asian Stereotypes*

    • @ky6180
      @ky6180 3 роки тому +7

      oh boy

    • @admironth
      @admironth 3 роки тому +27

      Yum I should try it sometime

    • @4de11a
      @4de11a 3 роки тому +17

      •tėåå• Very nummy 10/10 would recommend

    • @youremom228
      @youremom228 3 роки тому +2

      Kyra Fivecoat hi

    • @ky6180
      @ky6180 3 роки тому +3

      Youre Mom hi

  • @mtjloves1324
    @mtjloves1324 11 місяців тому +11

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "No I'm an Indian I only drink chai teas"

  • @hatevamps
    @hatevamps 3 роки тому +3305

    I feel like this should have been called
    'Up but everything is down'

    • @coolworms7297
      @coolworms7297 3 роки тому +8

      omg lol yes

    • @skeletonbaby3295
      @skeletonbaby3295 3 роки тому +2

      That's what I thought too

    • @jasforyt
      @jasforyt 3 роки тому +4

      OMG YEESS THATS SOO GOOD!!

    • @RBMonk
      @RBMonk 3 роки тому +3

      literally, when I clicked on the video I was like...
      "Up but everything is down" would of been a smarter tittle

    • @shenice7826
      @shenice7826 3 роки тому

      lmao yEs

  • @feral-introvert
    @feral-introvert 3 роки тому +1034

    "would you like some tea?"
    "no, i'm australian i only drink shrimp on the barbie"

    • @maliamoh3784
      @maliamoh3784 3 роки тому +36

      no i’m korean we only drink kimchi

    • @Izzysingsofficial
      @Izzysingsofficial 3 роки тому +31

      NOT SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE-
      ITS P R A W N ON THE BARBIE

    • @renthewerecat
      @renthewerecat 3 роки тому +3

      don't drink small people!

    • @guto1500
      @guto1500 3 роки тому +6

      no I'm Singaporean we only drink milo and yakult

    • @wingz1595
      @wingz1595 3 роки тому +2

      @@nessa3025 no, they drink some *M A T H S*

  • @jeterf3649
    @jeterf3649 11 місяців тому +7

    imagine not being able to rule the world because your french and cant say lavander

  • @pink6621
    @pink6621 5 місяців тому +6

    “Would you like some tea”
    “No, I’m a streamer, I only drink G-Fuel”

  • @esteebee
    @esteebee 3 роки тому +2382

    Friend: “Would you like some tea?”
    Me, a Canadian: “No. Sorry. I only drink maple syrup and eat snow” :/

    • @anna_banana414
      @anna_banana414 3 роки тому +47

      I bet the syrup really washes the snow down nicely 😋

    • @monomayabi
      @monomayabi 3 роки тому +7

      ahh yes

    • @legendeca5535
      @legendeca5535 3 роки тому +9

      THE NEW MEME FORMAT GUYS

    • @nikistorey9972
      @nikistorey9972 3 роки тому +18

      Friend: Would you like some tea-
      Me, a British: YES, HAND IT OVER NOW. Oh and if you have any crumpets, i’ll have one of those too!
      (Lol I don’t even like crumpets)

    • @BeGladStayMad
      @BeGladStayMad 3 роки тому +24

      Friend:"Would you like some tea?"
      Me, a Filipino: "No. Sorry. I only drink corruption and unemployment."

  • @yasminedob961
    @yasminedob961 9 місяців тому +10

    As a French person, I can confirm that word lavender is nearly impossible to pronounce

  • @user-ok3rr2uk4z
    @user-ok3rr2uk4z Рік тому +2502

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "Sure"

  • @theanimator8025
    @theanimator8025 3 роки тому +2384

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “No, I’m christian, I only drink *Jesus’s blood*
    (also means the wine)

  • @SC1M1
    @SC1M1 2 місяці тому +6

    As a French, I can confirm that my blood is literally wine.

  • @skyiaustin4677
    @skyiaustin4677 11 місяців тому +48

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “Nah I’m African American, I only drink cherry kool-aid or the juice that comes from watermelons”

  • @Froggie-draws
    @Froggie-draws Рік тому +3

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “No, I’m from Maryland, We drink crab juices”

  • @kraken6183
    @kraken6183 Рік тому +3835

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "No, I'm a Greg I only drink Craigs"

    • @ritapizza821
      @ritapizza821 Рік тому +171

      and la croix

    • @Noursinette_
      @Noursinette_ Рік тому +23

      @@ritapizza821 💀

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 Рік тому +66

      Ah yes, cuz after the Craigs are hit by buses, they turn into wonderful-tasting drinkable liquid.

    • @roselovesspiders
      @roselovesspiders Рік тому +21

      @@calowenby1654 agreed

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira Рік тому +19

      Thats either horrific cannibalism or kinky

  • @iamvoidnoodle
    @iamvoidnoodle 3 місяці тому +3

    “ Would you like some tea “
    “ No i’m russian I only drink vodka and bear blood “

  • @amygumm6981
    @amygumm6981 3 роки тому +1380

    “would you like some tea?”
    me: no i’m mexican, i only drink tacos

    • @gabsfall9374
      @gabsfall9374 3 роки тому +18

      Jaritos*

    • @pinkpops334
      @pinkpops334 3 роки тому +20

      No i’m brazilian, i only drink exotic birds

    • @vorp39
      @vorp39 3 роки тому +9

      @@pinkpops334 or world cups

    • @ziolanny5707
      @ziolanny5707 3 роки тому +3

      No I’m Puerto Rican, I only drink Rice and Beans

    • @dice2304
      @dice2304 3 роки тому +1

      horchata

  • @godsnintendog
    @godsnintendog 3 роки тому +1020

    Friend: Would you like some tea?
    Me: Um, no, I’m Canadian, we only drink syrup

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds 3 роки тому +3

      Yes I'm English, we only drink tea.

    • @cowgirlkendall1757
      @cowgirlkendall1757 3 роки тому +10

      I’m Greek, I only drink peta bread

    • @firstbornimperialfistmarin3563
      @firstbornimperialfistmarin3563 3 роки тому +3

      Coffee and Mountain Dew is what is about here

    • @vorp39
      @vorp39 3 роки тому +7

      Americans reading this comment: do you mean the strawberry syrup I get at IHOP?

    • @Ppawsismycat
      @Ppawsismycat 3 роки тому +6

      Friend bought maple syrup once and didn’t want it so I drank the whole bottle :)

  • @puiwenlamlam2691
    @puiwenlamlam2691 Рік тому +19

    "Would you like to drink some tea?"
    "No I'm a vampire I only drink blood"

  • @Ifreakinglovebarnaby
    @Ifreakinglovebarnaby Рік тому +5

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “NO! I’m American we only drink beer”

  • @damiens_room
    @damiens_room 3 роки тому +1446

    “Would you like some tea?”
    No, I’m Billion Surprise Toys, I only drink greenish pista.

  • @CL0CK_L0V3R
    @CL0CK_L0V3R Рік тому +2

    "Would you like some tea."
    "No im a Italian and I drink Pizza."

  • @midnight3766
    @midnight3766 3 роки тому +868

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "No, I'm emo. I only drink *d e p r e s i o n* ."

  • @ionamcmenemy5654
    @ionamcmenemy5654 3 роки тому +845

    all of the characters from every single one of these rip off movies sounds like they were voiced by the same two dudes with the microphone on their headphones

    • @touplesoup
      @touplesoup 3 роки тому +6

      Xbox mics with a sixty years old tryna fit in

    • @ionamcmenemy5654
      @ionamcmenemy5654 3 роки тому +2

      @Farhana Kj yes gerard indeed
      the black parade may be dead but gerard is forever

    • @taralamlam798
      @taralamlam798 3 роки тому

      mcmenemy 34
      ua-cam.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/v-deo.html

    • @astrilianth
      @astrilianth 3 роки тому

      @@touplesoup
      They would be AT LEAST a Blue
      yeti

    • @ionamcmenemy5654
      @ionamcmenemy5654 3 роки тому

      @@taralamlam798 why are you showing me this

  • @baconsot
    @baconsot Рік тому +4200

    the amount of racism in this 45 minute movie actually blows my mind

    • @ToeMaster06
      @ToeMaster06 Рік тому +18

      ​@@djdgstudiosthat's not something you should joke about 😟

    • @gaminggamesgamergaming2970
      @gaminggamesgamergaming2970 Рік тому +79

      ​@@djdgstudios wow you're so cool and edgy way to go against the grain bud you're so totally hilarious and totally not a complete jackass

    • @djdgstudios
      @djdgstudios Рік тому +5

      @@gaminggamesgamergaming2970 my comment keeps getting offed so Ima just say sorry
      Edit: my replies*

    • @joeljoeljoeljoeljoeljoel2
      @joeljoeljoeljoeljoeljoel2 Рік тому

      @@djdgstudios what was the original fucking comment

    • @ImmSpiderman2428
      @ImmSpiderman2428 Рік тому +22

      With the amount of racism in this, I am honestly they didn't call the villain something along the lines of "Airbus Man"

  • @char388
    @char388 3 роки тому +21267

    My dad is a scientist, and I can confirm this is exactly how they act.

  • @grant788
    @grant788 3 роки тому +1915

    would love a full length avengers where you play every character

  • @humanisme6746
    @humanisme6746 3 роки тому +2101

    POV: You’re trying to find a comment that doesn’t involve tea.