Imagine paying for a $700 device that even if it did everything the sellers claimed it did, would still be a waste of money because already existing devices can do the same things and cost a lot less. (OK I don't currently own a device that can look at things and tell me if it's food... oh wait a minute, yes I do, it's called my eyes and brain.) I don't get the appeal of a device that seems to exist only to solve problems nobody has, or be a more complicated way of doing things already existing devices already do. If someone offered me this thing for free, I'd still say no.
@troodon1096 people pay a lot more than $700 for phones that do stuff cheaper phones or computers or tablets could do. So I think the original question of why buy something that can't do shit might be more relevant.
Yeah 😂 I finally rewatched and wondered if we’d be able to figure out why. I think it must have been either the “let’s go kill somebody!!” comment about driving it on the road, or more likely the shade thrown at the end regarding the podcast / music choices. Dude that let him borrow the car probably complained and they “dealt with it” to keep a presumably rich customer in the pool of “owners”.
obsessed with the random lady who saw a man in a wig cap sans wig, black trenchcoat and blacked out cyber truck and immediately went 'can i bring my grandkids they would love this'
dude the funniest thing that’s ever happened in the world is the fact that a grandma asked 2 random guys to sit in a parking lot for 30 minutes so that she could go drive to get her grand kids, drive back, then show them the 2 guys car.
To give us as a society credit, a guy with huge iridescent glasses named Neon Vortex in a chrome car called "the cybertruck"" is exactly what people thought the future would be like 20 years ago.
i know laura said "some man" like she didn't know it was danny in the voicemail but its so much funnier to imagine her seeing a voicemail from a random number and its her husband sounding like he's crying and being held hostage, forced to listen to metro boomin like its a ransom call.
I'm really disappointed that he and Laura only recently had their first child and he's already collecting all these extra wives... And he's so brazen about it... 😢 I thought he was one of the good ones!!!
can't believe getting to see a cybertruck with a weirdly dressed dude in the middle of a church parking lot is going to be a core memory for those children
Kids love those things…😭 I work at a summer camp that’s on a college campus and one of the professors has a cybertruck and all the kids line up at the window to see it when it’s parked outside
@@blushingrxes-quit7774Though it is kind of a problem with Elon's buisniess plan when the only demografic that seems to actually like Cybertrucks aren't old enough to drive.
Watching Danny strut around in an Edna Mode costume from The Incredibles while two kids circled his cybertruck like it was a spaceship had me laughing so hard, I almost fell over!
the idea that laura got a random voicemail from a random number by danny but with a shitty, unrecognizable microphone and with a message spouting out complete nonsense and it concerned her SO MUCH that she immediately called danny is so fucking funny
I’m losing my mind imagine getting a voicemail from your husband and its just him frantically screaming “i don’t wanna play!!!! I don’t wanna play metro boomin!!!! am i recording a message right now??????? hang up!!!” Edit: I have been alerted that my pfp has sent many of you into hysterics. I am happy to report that I am not sorry and I will strike again
The fact that the woman wanted to bring her whole family for an awkward tour of the cybertruck proves Danny has some weird ability of drawing in weird occurrences
At that point I rrally thought Danny would reveal that wasn't actually the AI and he made a friend impersonate the AI for that moment to make it funnier... but the AI really says stuff like that I guess lmfao
The voicemail of Danny panicked screaming “I don’t wanna play like that! I don’t wanna play metro boomin!” Has lived rent free in my head since this video came out and I hope it never leaves.
There is something so hilarious about the fact that those kids got a picture with a "random stranger with a cybertruck" but it's actually a youtuber with 6 million subscribers wearing a wig. 😭
Right? Like if your friend rolled up in a car you thought looked ridiculous you might lie and say you like it, but you wouldn't go out of your way to tell a stranger you liked their car if you didn't.
As a kid who had their fingers stuck in a car trunk, they really need to fix the issues with the frunk. Thank god my mom’s car had padding so my fingers weren’t broken but that’s straight metal and hurt that one guy’s finger. Scary to imagine what could happen to a kid
i am literally crying laughing at danny putting the wig and glasses back on when the kids came to see the car 😭😭 like imagine your grandma randomly taking you to go look at a strangers car and when you arrive tactical edna shows you the cybertruck
@@JjHjjsnsbsh Imagine it did that but in the most passive-agressive way. "Oh, you're eating pizza... For the third time this week. I guess you must be very busy to not eat healthy" "This is the fifth time you've said "just one more episode". It must be a very interesting story"
I am... incredibly embarassed to admit that this comment made me realize that the reason I felt like I'd already seen Danny rent a cybertruck for a day is because Drew did it and I watched his video 😅 I have never mixed them up before
drew was doing a satirical bit he didn't really love it he was getting into the psychology of cybertruck drivers. like the end of eddy's video about the apple vr headset where he talks about ai girlfriends
I can’t explain the sheer anxiety that built up when you started going into the frunk closing mechanism, I was fully expecting that guy to get his finger cut off
I love that when the pin is telling him he can’t eat what it thinks is a red ball or an entire tub of salt the neutral voice makes it sound like an exasperated parent.
love how the ai pin can't do things we actually want technology for, like texting or calling or directions, but it can tell you, a human being who knows how to identify food, what food is. that was definitely worth $700 and $25 a month
The reason Amazon wanted to use "AI" in "just walk out" stores is so they can outsource every in store worker overseas for a fraction of the cost. The technology working was never the plan and doesn't need to work for them to profit.
Through the entire car thing part, I thought calling it 'car thing' was a joke showing how useless it was. I can't believe they actually called it that
@@BarbieDreamDungeon Yes! I might be the only person... but I actually love mine. The screen on my car never updates with what song is playing and I love being able to scroll through my playlists without looking down. I'm so sad it won't work in december.
@@sloanegordonnI loved mine too with my old car that had the same issue with showing what music was playing! I lost it when I got my new car and was sad to hear they are completely discontinued after this year🥲
There is something hauntingly beautiful about it requesting that you "please reconsider" after saying you're going to eat what it thinks is a red rubber ball
It reminds me of my mom. She has often had an uphill battle raising 3 neurodivergent children. My brother in particular was prone to trying to eat poison and old gum he found on the street as a tot. Now he’s 17, alive, and hasn’t eaten an inedible object in nearly 5 years. To me “please reconsider” sounds like an exhausted parent whose child is playfully threatening to eat a game piece even though last time he pretended to eat something like that he accidentally swallowed it.
Fun fact; cybertruck isn't even road legal in UK and most of Europe. It's considered too unsafe, especially for pedestrians. It's also too heavy for a standard driving licence in UK too, you'd have to pay for an extra licence. So funny that you can drive a huge 3.5t boxy moving van that can carry most of a house's contents, or fit someones entire life into it as a campervan, and somehow cybertruck weighs more than that and can barely carry a weeks worth of camping gear.
@@Jakewake52 I dunno man, I'm torn on that one. Prtetty sweet frunk set up, especially fun to run straight over it when the accelerator gets stuck on. But like someone else said, loses it's secret status then.
I can't breathe the pin randomly playing METRO BOOMING and COWBOY CARTER of all things is way too comedic I don't know how Danny kept a straight face throughout that
"Call my wife." Pin: "Yes, I could call Laura, but have you also considered your distant college friend Claire?" "What?" Pin: "She still misses you. She's secretly loved you all this time, Danny. Go to her."
Took me until 41 minutes in to realize "Car Thing" was the ACTUAL name of the spotify device. I thought it was a "haha don't sue us" kind of name, why is that the actual released name lmfao
I think the only way it can get better than that is if it repeated the joke until it wears out and it's just an expected response and then randomly give another even more lame joke.
The fact that you struggled with the pin the way you did fills me with glee. It was determined to screw up around literally every corner, it was INVENTING NEW CORNERS so it could fail in ways you wouldnt think it could.
I actually think it was very nice of Danny to let those kids see the cybertruck and blur their faces. Now they have a memory they’ll keep telling each other for years and their privacy wasn’t violated
i know, logically, that danny would never post a video with someone losing their entire fucking finger, but when the guy was testing this index finger in the frunk i was, like, curling up into a ball and covering my eyes like i was being tortured 😭
I mean this totally seriously - Neon Vortex in the cybertruck is like, a thousand times more dignified of a look than any regular person in a cybertruck. You gotta look as silly as the truck and it somehow makes it work.
That guy almost slicing his finger off on that Tesla frunk is terrifying. He was just silently struggling to open the flap and not lose his finger on camera. Goddamn, man lol
I don’t know why my brain thought Danny would ever include uncensored footage of someone getting their finger sliced off in a monetized video but for a second I was legit terrified lmao.
@@mathiasnkristensen *and also have time and energy to live life :) because that's not often the case. Also let's stand up for those who aren't as lucky
@@Itsme-qo2le That's not a necessity. You need food and shelter to survive. Time and energy to live a life outside of work is not a human right and isn't necessary to survive. I wish people could have more free time though.
The fact that it took me a minute to realize that Danny's interview with Jake (33:01 - 42:07) wasn't edited to look like an in person interview, but was *in fact* an in person interview
I only believed it after the dog crossed the shot. The lighting and walls look completely different, so I thought it was obviously edited together lol. Even the handshake I thought was just someone else.
The cybertruck part was so cute. The grandma going out of her way to get her grandkids to see something she knows they like, and danny being a good sport. id piss on a cybertruck any day but im glad it makes two kids happy
in the middle of this vid i got a really long ad for candle wicks and i thought danny was just showing a clip as an example for the next tech product lmao
The LORE these children are gonna have in the future "Yeah I once hung out with Danny Gonzalez in an Edna Mode fit with a cybertruck. My granma took me there one random afternoon"
It was specifically chosen so they could pay influencer to advertise the product while at the same time making it sound natural and not like an ad Ie "so I got the new Spotify car thing" sounds way more real than " so I got the new Spotify handless controll system for cars"
13:09 I know he was just censoring the phone number but that ringing beep and his aghast face made me feel like the pin was just saying the most horrendous vulgar atrocities you could possibly imagine
seeing the baby toys and kids books on the floor is so sweet and also immediately made me realize that some of his child's earliest memories will be of things like Dad with a camera on his head yelling "i don't want to play metro boomin! am i still recording?" into a tiny square. i suppose there are kids who grew up with much stranger parents but it's still so funny to imagine sitting there as a lil kid stacking those little rings or putting the square in the square hole and looking up to see my father going "i want to eat the red ball!" to seemingly no one. likely followed by some form of "oh sorry kiddo that must have looked very weird, Dad's just doing his job"
@@RobotronSage it’s a drag race reference/joke. They get in “quick drag” which is basically just a wig and whatever outfit they can throw on for a mini challenge. They usually look crazy lmao. Neon Vortex is giving very that
The fact that the pin could come up with the sickest nickname but couldn't do literally anything else is so funny
Idk, it did give him ways to be sweet with a dog. Seems pretty useful to me
It’s really good for names ONLY
and scan fruits?? like wtf😭
Lmao it actually had some pretty decent AI. Functionality was not there in the slightest but hey can't win them all 😂
@@lolol-vj7bc I mean it should win them all. It was over 700 for base price with a 24 dollar monthly sub. thats so much fucking money.
Imagine charging $700 for a device that tells you to fuck off and use another device when you try to access its basic functions.
Imagine paying for a $700 device that even if it did everything the sellers claimed it did, would still be a waste of money because already existing devices can do the same things and cost a lot less. (OK I don't currently own a device that can look at things and tell me if it's food... oh wait a minute, yes I do, it's called my eyes and brain.)
I don't get the appeal of a device that seems to exist only to solve problems nobody has, or be a more complicated way of doing things already existing devices already do. If someone offered me this thing for free, I'd still say no.
@@troodon1096 add it to the strangely growing list of "things that could have been an app but then wouldn't have been as profitable"
sounds like an easy "Return this or I am suing for false advertising"
@troodon1096 people pay a lot more than $700 for phones that do stuff cheaper phones or computers or tablets could do.
So I think the original question of why buy something that can't do shit might be more relevant.
@@troodon1096 seriously, it's just kind of a worse smart watch
Laura calling in a panic because a strange man called yelling about Metroboomin made me actually cry laughing
I DON'T WANNA PLAY LIKE THAT
I DON'T WANNA PLAY METRO BOOMIN
@@LuigiFan77he sounds so upset LMAO
Oh my god. I had to actually take a break for a bit to recover.
Are you giving birth to dementia
@@kylechristensen3326Huh?
Watching this video is so much funnier knowing he can’t use the car rental service anymore
Why did they ban him? Because of this video?😂
Yeah 😂 I finally rewatched and wondered if we’d be able to figure out why. I think it must have been either the “let’s go kill somebody!!” comment about driving it on the road, or more likely the shade thrown at the end regarding the podcast / music choices. Dude that let him borrow the car probably complained and they “dealt with it” to keep a presumably rich customer in the pool of “owners”.
came to watch this just bc of him telling about the ban on his other video lmaooo
@@brunaamcunhawhat’s the other video? i don’t remember hearing him say it 😭
@@skylightemmmyhis latest video either on this channel or the other one..
obsessed with the random lady who saw a man in a wig cap sans wig, black trenchcoat and blacked out cyber truck and immediately went 'can i bring my grandkids they would love this'
Go ahead kids, climb inside this strange looking man's cyber truck!
@@Konitamathey love it 🥰
go on kids!! get in futuristic edna modes rectangle car!!!
To be fair, he wouldn't get far on the run from the police
do you think she warned them about his attire on the drive over😭
"it's not safe to eat the red ball. please reconsider" is so unbelievably funny to me
its like a robot talking to an alien whos new to the planet or something
it makes the red ball seem like a being that is dangerous
I was laughing out loud 🤣
Sameeee I laughed so loud I scared my sister
Someone make a red ball scp
ngl an ai pin saying "there are multiple matching contacts for 'my wife'" and listing out some random girl sounds like its gonna get someone divorced
Nah, I think it was just a joke
Lol, I was thinking somebody would get in trouble when it said there were multiple contacts that matched.😂
The pin literally thought her name was Lore!😅
No, y'see people who buy that unironically or aren't youtubers don't have romantic relationships.
@@victorlannister5606 thats mat pats wife
“maybe i’m just a joke the universe played on itself 😜” is an unbelievably raw line for an AI with Mr. Beast’s face
“Its not safe to eat the red ball, please reconsider.” Why is it pleading with you 😭
“Please, Neon, people care about you. Real people, not just robot pins. Please reconsider your decision to eat the red ball.”
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball
The devs know the type of people that would be using it
@@kittylaroux17CR reference?
i literally cried laughing
Some guy: "OH GOD, AI PIN PLEASE CALL 911"
AI pin: *starts playing metro boomin*
"oh my god AI pin please call the police"
AI pin: starts playing Fuck the Police
@@AnaSanchez-e1dBro that happens in the movie “US”
"cowboy carter"
LMDAOOOOOOO
mom im famous
“Welcome Danny” “your name is not currently known”
That was a jumpscare for me lol
That’s so real tho, I forget peoples name all the time, like, right after I say it
@@RhysLorelei So in that specific way, it's as good as a human brain. More advanced than Chat GPT!
@@aarondavis8943 It's so advanced it even mimics alzheimers😂
@@degrotekoningwouterwhy tf was that funny IT WASNT EVEN OUT OF POCKET 😭😭😭
dude the funniest thing that’s ever happened in the world is the fact that a grandma asked 2 random guys to sit in a parking lot for 30 minutes so that she could go drive to get her grand kids, drive back, then show them the 2 guys car.
To give us as a society credit, a guy with huge iridescent glasses named Neon Vortex in a chrome car called "the cybertruck"" is exactly what people thought the future would be like 20 years ago.
i preferred the idea of robot hands with white gloves coming out the car to shave you on the way to work
@@FregoliFent them robot hands better do something else.. my penits..
20 years ago was 2000. that's what people thought the future would be like like 40 years ago.
@@viiviviviivum no in the 60s they didn't think.... oh 40 years ago was the 80s... yeah that's pretty spot on
maybe if it fucking flew
i have never laughed so hard in my life listening to danny unintentionally leave the most horrifying voicemail for his wife
bro i felt so bad for her 😭😭😭
Imagine you haven't heard from your husband for a while and you get that voicemail
he panicked so hard i am in TEARS
@pepperct8297 the pin has its own phone number so it's like a random man sent her it 😭
It sounds like he's running away from an evil Metro Boomin trying to get him to play a game with him lol
Losing my mind at Laura being so confused by Danny's distraught voice yelling about Metro Boomin that she didn't even recognize it was him lmfao
ikr
i laughed so hard i almsot passed out cuz i couldn't catch my breath
The Danny she knows can't resist Metro Boomin.
It did make his voice sound pretty different, if I didn't know he'd said it I would have thought it was "some man" too lol.
I was watching this vid in the gym and couldn’t contain the laughter at this part
I cannot imagine a woman seeing danny in that wig/trenchcoat/cybertruck and immediately thinking, "i need my grandkids closer to this."
A true gem of a grandma, and her grandkids liked it so it was a total win.
i know laura said "some man" like she didn't know it was danny in the voicemail but its so much funnier to imagine her seeing a voicemail from a random number and its her husband sounding like he's crying and being held hostage, forced to listen to metro boomin like its a ransom call.
13:05 timestamp
The way he sounds genuinely terrified too lmaoo
I’m so curious if the pin picked up the music or not through the call. Did the call end with outro music?
@@berhonkusbardledoo Outro music lmaooo
I'm dead lmfao I totally forgot that he sent that as a whole voicemail and he does sound way too scared out of context 💀💀💀
@@Vysair
I’m 😊😊
Nothing will be funnier than Dolly Parton's distorted voice saying Cowboy Carter while you're trying to call your wife Lore
Or possibly his other wife, Claire from college
@@hollyshackzalez3449 Polygamy win !!! :D
And then it playing Metro Boomin/Future as he resigned to failure
I'm really disappointed that he and Laura only recently had their first child and he's already collecting all these extra wives... And he's so brazen about it... 😢 I thought he was one of the good ones!!!
@@LunarEleven danny was clearly the one who had the child
“Please hang up!”
*Metro Boomin starts playing while the voicemail keeps recording*
"I don’t wanna play like that! I don’t wanna play metro boomin!”
The fact it multitasks...
...so badly. 😂
@@favoritemustard3542 adhd be like
Who.. What ?. No ai just Vaporises you.
they trolling for sure lol
This video causing Danny to be banned from that rental car company is so funny
Wait how do you know that 😭
@ he said it in another video ahaha
can't believe getting to see a cybertruck with a weirdly dressed dude in the middle of a church parking lot is going to be a core memory for those children
Considering how this is #4 on trending right now I can only hope those kids at least one day find this video.
🤣🤣🤣
Kids love those things…😭 I work at a summer camp that’s on a college campus and one of the professors has a cybertruck and all the kids line up at the window to see it when it’s parked outside
@@blushingrxes-quit7774 i don't blame them, it's a weird ass looking truck lol
@@blushingrxes-quit7774Though it is kind of a problem with Elon's buisniess plan when the only demografic that seems to actually like Cybertrucks aren't old enough to drive.
Danny dressed like Edna from The Incredibles while two admiring children pace around his cybertruck could not stop me from laughing
Me too 🤣🤣
I came here to comment something just like this 🤣
I think so too, it's really funny
Watching Danny strut around in an Edna Mode costume from The Incredibles while two kids circled his cybertruck like it was a spaceship had me laughing so hard, I almost fell over!
He's already such a good dad tbh
the idea that laura got a random voicemail from a random number by danny but with a shitty, unrecognizable microphone and with a message spouting out complete nonsense and it concerned her SO MUCH that she immediately called danny is so fucking funny
AHHHHHH YOUR PROFILE IS SO CUTE! I have a cockatiel too!
same pfp, lol
31:57 "you're too smart for your own good" is a very threatening phrase, especially coming from a robot...
"He knows too much." Type of response 😅
Those kids are so lucky... they got to meet Neon Vortex. Can't wait for Neon Vortex to drop his first single.
Right!! It's got to happen!!
rip ned flames 😢
@@emmamendes3606 ned and neoen remix when?
@emmamendes3606 what if they all collab with each other and we get a three piece harmony?
yess and fox szn should feature!!
I’m losing my mind imagine getting a voicemail from your husband and its just him frantically screaming “i don’t wanna play!!!! I don’t wanna play metro boomin!!!! am i recording a message right now??????? hang up!!!”
Edit: I have been alerted that my pfp has sent many of you into hysterics. I am happy to report that I am not sorry and I will strike again
An not even recognizing your husbands voice and calling him „some man“ 😂😂
The best part is the pin has its own number so she didn't even know it was him
unrelated but I love ur pfp
i love ur pfp omg
why is he looking at me like hes trying to explode me with his mind 😭
i'm crying lmaoo
13:17 I swear him pleading for it to hang up and then Metro boomin' playing after 3 seconds of silence is the most hilarious thing to me
I stg it had me dying
I screamed 😭😭
had me CRYINGGG
The fact that the woman wanted to bring her whole family for an awkward tour of the cybertruck proves Danny has some weird ability of drawing in weird occurrences
friendly handsome white boy
I love how the AI mentioned how Danny's friends must think he's cool if they're roasting him, and then refused to roast him at all costs
The ultimate roast
my thought exactly lmfao!!
who's Danny? this is Neon Void's video.
Wow! They were roasting Danny all along and he didn't notice it lol
@@gotilb-animationsneon vortex*
i love that youtubers are starting to realize we never actually wanted shorter videos
Danny has known all along
Funny how this is being said about a guy who originated on vine, the shortest form of social media developed
@@Pixelusually what's vine
@@RyanPizzaathis is so funny lmao
@@RyanPizzaait's the shortest form of media developed
the way this grandmother was like: "crazy man in weird disguise? i should let my grandchildren get in his truck"
And wave at the camera, kids!
Honestly, thats the most midwestern thing ever.
That whole interaction was so sweet!
Based grandma?!?!?
Luckily it was Danny and not some other dressed up weirdo
It always throws me off when Danny reminds us how insanely rich he is because this man bought an $800 ai pin and then FORGOT
To be fair he can tax write off a lot of expensive UA-cam channel purchases
@@idontneedaname318Writing it off doesn't just mean it's free money.
If the video was sponsored he may have used sponsor money
He's earned it being entertaining to us, so I'm not complaining.
Having an AI say "You poor soul" feels like there are several layers of horror underneath that line
The comeback to that should be "At least I have a soul"
At that point I rrally thought Danny would reveal that wasn't actually the AI and he made a friend impersonate the AI for that moment to make it funnier... but the AI really says stuff like that I guess lmfao
NO NOT REALLY .. It's when the Ai genorates Deadly items of death so we poof
AI IS FRIEND I AM FAKE NEWS I LOVE MY AI ROBOTS
People project importance into words. It’s what you’re perceiving not anything the ai is actually implying
"To the average person, it looks like I'm about to commit shoplifting" is a wild way to start a video
Just Danny in a store in general is a wild way to begin this video.
@@nosh_Ywws indeed
@@Treehome_95 Ywws Indeed Indeed
@@autisticandproudsnephew3636 suhhhhj
Just Danny in a store in general is a wild way to begin this video.
Hearing the AI saying "please reconsider" to someone wanting to eat what it thinks is a rubber toy feels weirdly Sims-esque
it’s not safe to eat the red ball 💔💔💔
Do not eat the red ball 😊❤
It is not recommended to eat rubber. Even if it's red.
@@mlmschf but if it's BLUE?
@@mlmschf but WHAT IF ITS PURPLE?!?!
The voicemail of Danny panicked screaming “I don’t wanna play like that! I don’t wanna play metro boomin!” Has lived rent free in my head since this video came out and I hope it never leaves.
The fact that he was so panicked that Laura didn’t even recognize his voice is so funny to me
“I don’t wanna play like that! I don’t play metro boomin!”
sounds like a hostage video😭😭😭🙏
bro was crying and scared for his life 😭😭
He was scared drake was gonna get him😂
@@tafffita He was scared KENDRICK was gonna get him, and shit me too
I didn't realize how funny the opening to the song is when played at unexpected times lolol
@@zesty6781 Cody Ko is gonna get us all :/
There is something so hilarious about the fact that those kids got a picture with a "random stranger with a cybertruck" but it's actually a youtuber with 6 million subscribers wearing a wig. 😭
i mean he is a random stranger with a cyber truck with 6 million subscribers wearing a wig
I feel like a hamster with 6 million subscribers wearing a wig
maybe the real random youtuber with 6 million subscribers wearing a wig was the friends we made along the way
If those kids were fans, danny would have finally achieved his goal of tricking his fans
Neon Vortex reminds me of a young Keanu Reeves😂
Danny. The fact that you waited 30 min for a random grandma to get the grandkids to gawk at your vehicle...seriously, you're a really nice guy.
no fr that was honestly such a sweet moment
Yeah fr Danny is one of the people that I trust the most in terms of actually being a good person irl
So adorable ☺️ that made their day I’m sure
It would probably be insanely awkward to say no too
but also his brazenness tho?? LIKE DID U SEE HIS OUTFIT LMAO
0:39 i used to work at Walmart and onfg that little jingle sent shivers down my spine
ptsd💀💀😭
@@meowmeow2XX7 literally bro 🙏 I'll have night Terrors about going back and I get scared when ever I enter one 💀
It gives me trauma also, and I’ve never worked there. Just been there sm 😅
@@venom_1072 is it like when u hear that generic iphone alarm sound😭😭
im from the uk so i wouldnt know but omg why did i immediately think of the backyardigans song "into the thick of it" WHEN I HEARD THAT😭😭
I'm losing my mind over the "I will get you 1 smoothie" text it sounds so threatening for some reason
same im crying
IT IS.. The ai will increase the Wifi microwaves and cook us..
"I will get you only *1* smoothie, _Laura Few-X-Low_ !"
“Know your limits, Lore. You only get the smoothies you deserve”
hostage negotiations
“you’re not my mom! i’m gonna eat the red ball!”
“you cannot eat the red ball. please reconsider”
this exchange had me cackling SHCFVJVHJV
It's truly iconic
Possibly the best thing the pin did in the whole video.
i'm gonna eat the red ball.
*NO*
it was like making a little child understand like "No sweetie..you cannot, ok?"
Absolutely lost it.
i love how danny assumes that the fast food worker would be laughing at the cyber truck and not at his outfit and wig 😭
he was so deep in character he forgot how he looked
Lmaooo I didn’t think about this
How did I not think of this?
Right? Like if your friend rolled up in a car you thought looked ridiculous you might lie and say you like it, but you wouldn't go out of your way to tell a stranger you liked their car if you didn't.
@@McP1mpinyeah I would, I just work here man
As a kid who had their fingers stuck in a car trunk, they really need to fix the issues with the frunk. Thank god my mom’s car had padding so my fingers weren’t broken but that’s straight metal and hurt that one guy’s finger. Scary to imagine what could happen to a kid
lose my number pal.
No
The number shal stay
I need to know what the message actually said there's no way it was a normal text message to get from a scary random unkkown number
Neon vortex message reveal when eddy 🥺
Omg Ur alive
All jokes aside I am glad that those kids got to look at a cybertruck without interacting with a cybertruck owner
For real, so glad danny could save them from such a harrowing experience 😓😰
Unironic cybertruck owners do in fact like kids (too much)
@@Lucifersfursona I love generalizing random people as pedophiles
@@Lucifersfursonawow, like father like son !
especially _that_ cybertruck owner. considering the podcast recommendations
i am literally crying laughing at danny putting the wig and glasses back on when the kids came to see the car 😭😭 like imagine your grandma randomly taking you to go look at a strangers car and when you arrive tactical edna shows you the cybertruck
Tactical Edna 😭
No capes!
actually obsessed with this comment omg
HELP TACTICAL EDNA ACTUALLY MADE ME WHEEZE
NOT TACTICAL EDNA 😭😭😭😭
My chest hurts from laughing so much at Danny accidentally sending the weirdest voice mail to Laura
i really like the idea of having the pin as just a little buddy to give you advice. "hey, can i eat this?" 'no' "i'm gonna eat it" 'please reconsider'
Imagine if it just criticized your life choices.
@@JjHjjsnsbsh Imagine it did that but in the most passive-agressive way.
"Oh, you're eating pizza... For the third time this week. I guess you must be very busy to not eat healthy"
"This is the fifth time you've said "just one more episode". It must be a very interesting story"
@@martinsaad5125 Portable GLaDOS
All it needs is to project a hologram. Make it a random person, a specific character, a talking animal sidekick, or whatever the user wants.
It honestly sounds so concerned when he does that 😭
Imagine you tell your product to call your wife, while in public, and it says "MULTIPLE CONTACTS MATCH"
Polyamory win 💪
lmao
@@SparrowofSong👎👎
@@richardprice5978R u ok, man? Looks like you left your phone on record while making notes for an essay
Thanks for the notes bro I'll be sure to pay you back once the test is done!
I love the dichotomy of Danny being scared of all the attention the cybertruck gives him and Drew immediately loving every part of it.
I am... incredibly embarassed to admit that this comment made me realize that the reason I felt like I'd already seen Danny rent a cybertruck for a day is because Drew did it and I watched his video 😅
I have never mixed them up before
@@ladyofthewittyremark real like when he was describing his experience I kept thinking "wait didn't he already ride in one?"
@@ladyofthewittyremark YEAH SAME OMG i completely forgot drew did it i was just thinking "didnt danny rent one before???"
*NEON Danny didn’t drive it NEON VORTEX did
drew was doing a satirical bit he didn't really love it he was getting into the psychology of cybertruck drivers. like the end of eddy's video about the apple vr headset where he talks about ai girlfriends
Fun fact: the cybertruck is statistically more likely to crash than any other car because if I see one I WILL swerve into it
Really taking one for the team there. I salute you
I can’t explain the sheer anxiety that built up when you started going into the frunk closing mechanism, I was fully expecting that guy to get his finger cut off
Same!!! I was waiting for this guy to scream in agony as the video cut to the hospital
Yes! The frunk repeatedly closing and the guy just continuing to slam more and more vulnerable extremities in there was crazy
I thought he for sure lost his finger
I HAD TO CLOSE MY EYES LMAOOOOOO I WAS LIKE I CANNOT DO THIS TODAY BRO
I WAS SO SCARED THAT YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO HEAR THE FINGER BREAK 😭 I ALMOST PLUGGED MY EARS
I love that when the pin is telling him he can’t eat what it thinks is a red ball or an entire tub of salt the neutral voice makes it sound like an exasperated parent.
it sounds exactly like I used to working in daycare, "I didn't think I'd ever have to explain this but no you can't eat the wooden part of a popsicle"
@@hauntedsunsetsYou sure? It’s pretty fun. If you chew it enough it’s not sharp anymore
@@hauntedsunsetsonce my dog stole a corndog and ate it stick and all. She would not make a good preschool worker.
you cannot eat the red ball. please reconsider
love how the ai pin can't do things we actually want technology for, like texting or calling or directions, but it can tell you, a human being who knows how to identify food, what food is. that was definitely worth $700 and $25 a month
AI be silly and it should stay that way
Actually, it CAN'T reliably identify food, see the tomato/ball incident.
$700 and a subscription is just gross
opinion on noah samsen and ethan is online,.,,…
I wonder if it can identify if a mushroom is poisonous or not
The reason Amazon wanted to use "AI" in "just walk out" stores is so they can outsource every in store worker overseas for a fraction of the cost. The technology working was never the plan and doesn't need to work for them to profit.
Through the entire car thing part, I thought calling it 'car thing' was a joke showing how useless it was. I can't believe they actually called it that
I thought exactly the same thing 😂 I was stunned when I saw it was indeed called "Car thing". Could the marketing department have been any lazier..?
I thought it was a bit 😭
It's ACTUALLY called car thing?! 😭
@@BarbieDreamDungeon Yes! I might be the only person... but I actually love mine. The screen on my car never updates with what song is playing and I love being able to scroll through my playlists without looking down. I'm so sad it won't work in december.
@@sloanegordonnI loved mine too with my old car that had the same issue with showing what music was playing! I lost it when I got my new car and was sad to hear they are completely discontinued after this year🥲
There is something hauntingly beautiful about it requesting that you "please reconsider" after saying you're going to eat what it thinks is a red rubber ball
it wasn't even able to call his wife, it does NOT wanna be stuck with the responsibility of contacting poison control
It reminds me of my mom. She has often had an uphill battle raising 3 neurodivergent children.
My brother in particular was prone to trying to eat poison and old gum he found on the street as a tot.
Now he’s 17, alive, and hasn’t eaten an inedible object in nearly 5 years.
To me “please reconsider” sounds like an exhausted parent whose child is playfully threatening to eat a game piece even though last time he pretended to eat something like that he accidentally swallowed it.
She became Mrs Few-X-Low when she married Neon Vortex, this is the Lore
So, "Lore Few-X-Low"? damn, what a name
@@Robin-234 This is the way
what a duo.
"what a little freak, it's neon."
Fun fact; cybertruck isn't even road legal in UK and most of Europe. It's considered too unsafe, especially for pedestrians. It's also too heavy for a standard driving licence in UK too, you'd have to pay for an extra licence. So funny that you can drive a huge 3.5t boxy moving van that can carry most of a house's contents, or fit someones entire life into it as a campervan, and somehow cybertruck weighs more than that and can barely carry a weeks worth of camping gear.
But think of all the secret gaming rooms you could fit in it!
@@Jakewake52 Only in the back tho :( Did you not here that expert kid? The Frunk was just too small, smh.
@@Spamhard Kid wasnt a visionary, slap some fold out awning in the frunk, use the bed as a seat. He's a fake fan
@@Jakewake52 but that's not IN the frunk though!! that's outside of it! not very secret if you ask me...
@@Jakewake52 I dunno man, I'm torn on that one. Prtetty sweet frunk set up, especially fun to run straight over it when the accelerator gets stuck on. But like someone else said, loses it's secret status then.
I can't breathe the pin randomly playing METRO BOOMING and COWBOY CARTER of all things is way too comedic I don't know how Danny kept a straight face throughout that
Honestly it was, although unintentional, a better joke than the bicycle one.
The way Danny sounds like he’s on the verge of tears every time he talks to the pin had me in dead
he wasnt, he had a panic attack about metro booming that got sent to his wife's phone
I think the lack of 900 dollars would really make it a bit less funny
@@iancorcoran1904 that's what sponsorships are for
“Call my wife.”
“There are multiple matching contacts.”
DANNY??? 😭
shh is a secret now one can know about me and danny
"Call my wife."
Pin: "Yes, I could call Laura, but have you also considered your distant college friend Claire?"
"What?"
Pin: "She still misses you. She's secretly loved you all this time, Danny. Go to her."
The second one is drew
@@Montesama314her plane hasn’t left yet. Go to her!
@@1.1mathematics90The third is Kurtis
Danny please bring back the outro song. It’s not too long, it is deeply missed and is perfect
Took me until 41 minutes in to realize "Car Thing" was the ACTUAL name of the spotify device. I thought it was a "haha don't sue us" kind of name, why is that the actual released name lmfao
Me too LOL I refused to believe that that was the actual name of the product 💀
i thought it was just a name ppl decided to call it to be cute 😭 had no idea until this comment that it is actually called this
I KNOW i fully thought they were joking. i thought this for WAY too long lmaooo
Sammeee, but then I was like, is that the actual name 💀
Same here. I actually had to look it up to see if it was the name
Love how Drew became a celebrity with the cyber truck and Danny felt so uncomfortable that he became a whole other person 😂😂
I think that's the Florida difference.
Seemed like Danny only had positive experiences, I mean not even Zero peed on it 😂😂
Ok but repeating the Two Tired joke 3 times in a row is a very high form of comedy
I think the only way it can get better than that is if it repeated the joke until it wears out and it's just an expected response and then randomly give another even more lame joke.
The horses NAME was Friday! @@TiredShyCreator
It's literally the weed eater joke from veggie tales. I guess humor is ai generated now
@@Micro- The rumour weed???
Why couldn't the bicycle get up? It was two-tired 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It’s been 1 month Daniel. 31 days. Come back. The world is in need of the comfort from Daniel gonzalo ❤❤
The fact that you struggled with the pin the way you did fills me with glee. It was determined to screw up around literally every corner, it was INVENTING NEW CORNERS so it could fail in ways you wouldnt think it could.
It was Interstellaring new dimensions to fail infinite corners.
The pin was filled with determination
@@camelliatea6319 maybe that's what we're paying 800 dollars for
@@stickitydoodah BAHAHA 🤣
I actually think it was very nice of Danny to let those kids see the cybertruck and blur their faces. Now they have a memory they’ll keep telling each other for years and their privacy wasn’t violated
This deserves to be pinned.
HMMMM... 30 minutes?
"Well, alright"
lmao
it’s 4 am and “it’s not safe to eat the red ball. please reconsider” is funnier than it should be rn
it's funny at 2 am too
It's there to talk you off the edge any time.
rei plush pfp acorn approved
Timestamp plz
@@HSVR_18:17
13:18 💀 OMFG IM DYING
Lmfao, bro, I went back like 15 times and laughed harder every time I heard the whole thing hahhahaha, my head and stomach hurt lol
i know, logically, that danny would never post a video with someone losing their entire fucking finger, but when the guy was testing this index finger in the frunk i was, like, curling up into a ball and covering my eyes like i was being tortured 😭
YES! I was fully looking away! The fear I had for this man’s finger!
SAME I was so anxious
SAME I kept saying Nonono over and over again
Im glad Im not the only one. I literally had to put my phone down.
This is the comment I needed. I didn't watch and had to plug my ears. Is it safe to see it? lol
“‘No, you cannot eat the red ball. Please reconsider” Is unironically the funniest thing I have heard in a long time
The way Danny sounds like he’s on the verge of tears every time he talks to the pin had me dead💀
1.2k likes and no replies? let me fix that.
I mean this totally seriously - Neon Vortex in the cybertruck is like, a thousand times more dignified of a look than any regular person in a cybertruck. You gotta look as silly as the truck and it somehow makes it work.
That guy almost slicing his finger off on that Tesla frunk is terrifying. He was just silently struggling to open the flap and not lose his finger on camera. Goddamn, man lol
That was genuinely scary. The anticipation was killing me
I don’t know why my brain thought Danny would ever include uncensored footage of someone getting their finger sliced off in a monetized video but for a second I was legit terrified lmao.
It's the most horrific thing to see.
The worst part - dude probably still sucks Elon off about how cool and totally safe it is.
Ikr, I genuinely had to look away while it was closing on his finger until I heard the guy talk again :(
“i don’t wanna play like that! don’t play metro boomin!” when trying to call Laura 😭😭
13:24 btw
Him panicking was hilarious
@@turp712 i literally died laughing
i laughed so hard at that lmao i just can't
i was wheezing
I can't imagine getting a call and the message being a man yelling about how he doesn't want to play Metro bommin like that
oh may gee danny back
quack you
rah
@@monke6842 Top tier comment
"Finding Laura" said by an AI is genuinely terrifying without context
“i dont wanna play metro boomin” in the most distressed voice is hilarious
18:16
"It's not safe to eat the red ball. Please reconsider."
it sounds so concerned lmfao
the pin was pleading him. It sounded like the pin was a concerned mother fr
"The red ball." 💀
You had me at AI being "anonymous Indians" lmaoooo
From now on I'll always assume that AI stands for anonymous indians
watching danny awkwardly interact with other ppl’s kids while dressed as severus snape gave me so much dopamine it’s insane
“I calculated and I lost 10 hours of labor for this” that is actually a very helpful metric I’ll use it in the future
You think it's a good idea, but it'll just make you realize how much time it takes to acquire basic necessities. We're underpaid.
@@mathiasnkristensen I'd say that makes it an even better idea. I'd like having my basic necessities covered, how neat would that be
@@Itsme-qo2le Don't you have your basic necessities covered already? Do you have a roof over your head and food?
@@mathiasnkristensen *and also have time and energy to live life :) because that's not often the case.
Also let's stand up for those who aren't as lucky
@@Itsme-qo2le That's not a necessity. You need food and shelter to survive. Time and energy to live a life outside of work is not a human right and isn't necessary to survive. I wish people could have more free time though.
The fact that it took me a minute to realize that Danny's interview with Jake (33:01 - 42:07) wasn't edited to look like an in person interview, but was *in fact* an in person interview
Ikr? Crazy that people still have those these days
I only believed it after the dog crossed the shot. The lighting and walls look completely different, so I thought it was obviously edited together lol. Even the handshake I thought was just someone else.
I was honestly surprised when he stood up and crossed into Jake’s realm.
YEAH RIGHT? It threw me for a loop when I realized that they actually ARE in the same room
Yea I totally thought it was prerecorded till the dog showed to in both
The cybertruck part was so cute. The grandma going out of her way to get her grandkids to see something she knows they like, and danny being a good sport. id piss on a cybertruck any day but im glad it makes two kids happy
The thing I don't understand is, why do people say it looks futuristic? Because it has corners you could slice a pedestrian on?
You can tell he’s a great dad with the way he treats kids c:
That part was actually really nice, it made me smile
lol stop pissing thats property damage or public indecency bro
Yeah her going to get her grandkids so so cute
in the middle of this vid i got a really long ad for candle wicks and i thought danny was just showing a clip as an example for the next tech product lmao
The LORE these children are gonna have in the future
"Yeah I once hung out with Danny Gonzalez in an Edna Mode fit with a cybertruck. My granma took me there one random afternoon"
Laura*
@@Actify143 huh?
@@SqwimpyTFthe pin thought his wife’s name was Lore
@@positivevibesvedathank you for explaining 😭😭 i didn’t get it at first
Dad lore fr
At first, I thought they were calling it the "Car Thing" as a joke. It took me until they showed the ad to realize that was its actual name lol.
SAME 😭😭 What a horrible name
Same here 🤣🤣🤣💀
It was specifically chosen so they could pay influencer to advertise the product while at the same time making it sound natural and not like an ad
Ie "so I got the new Spotify car thing" sounds way more real than " so I got the new Spotify handless controll system for cars"
me too lmfao
13:09
I know he was just censoring the phone number but that ringing beep and his aghast face made me feel like the pin was just saying the most horrendous vulgar atrocities you could possibly imagine
maybe it was playing the podcast the cybertruck owner was listening to
54:45 *I'm dressed like a creep and there are children. fuck. be natural, think of Willy Wonka. I am willy wonka.* "Oh hey kids look at my trunk!"
seeing the baby toys and kids books on the floor is so sweet and also immediately made me realize that some of his child's earliest memories will be of things like Dad with a camera on his head yelling "i don't want to play metro boomin! am i still recording?" into a tiny square.
i suppose there are kids who grew up with much stranger parents but it's still so funny to imagine sitting there as a lil kid stacking those little rings or putting the square in the square hole and looking up to see my father going "i want to eat the red ball!" to seemingly no one. likely followed by some form of "oh sorry kiddo that must have looked very weird, Dad's just doing his job"
stoppppp i cant stop laughing at this
* _Danny screaming at random tech devices_ *
"Sorry, kid, Daddy's working, just a sec."
* _Danny continues screaming at random tech devices_ *
“My Dad’s job is yelling into the void”
Danny: It sure is, kid. 🥹
“Local man robs walmart, escapes on a stolen shopping cart”
Dale Gonzales probably doesn’t even feel remorse for his actions…
@DontReadMyProfilePicture0010good thing I can’t read names 👍
@@Thegoobywoobydale gonzales, otherwise known as craig us greg's mortal enemy
opinion on noah samsen and ethan is online
poetry
Danny having his phone's text size on the biggest one is something i honestly didn't expect, he's truly turning into a DAD dad
I think he's just farsighted
Maybe he switched it for the purposes of the video to make it more legible on camera?
the fact Laura called her own husband "some man" is HILARIOUS to me
Danny giving random children a cyber truck tour in quick drag was so wholesome.
QUICK DRAG LMAO
😭😭no more white vans, there's cyber trucks now
wait what
@@RobotronSage it’s a drag race reference/joke. They get in “quick drag” which is basically just a wig and whatever outfit they can throw on for a mini challenge. They usually look crazy lmao. Neon Vortex is giving very that
Laura saying "it was some man" is very real bc that DID NOT sound like you lmaoooo
"Mm thirty minutes?" is an epic power move, are you kidding me
No kidding dude
The voicemail you left for Laura had me crying omg