The Most Attractive Man on YouTube

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  • Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
  • I've found the most attractive man on UA-cam. I know that because he has a channel called The Attractive Man. Just like I have a channel called Kurtis Conner. Because I am the most Kurtis Conner on UA-cam. Anyways lol today we take a look at The Attractive Man's super weird content! Enjoy.
    TOUR TICKETS ► www.wearetwodi...
    MY SOCIAL MEDIA:
    • / kurtisconner
    • / kurtisconner
    MERCH:
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    MY PODCAST:
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    thanks for watching!
    comment "give me thy shoulder" if ur reading this
    #kurtisconner

КОМЕНТАРІ • 26 тис.

  • @bridgetn6589
    @bridgetn6589 5 років тому +3541

    As a certified female, I don't want that dude within a 100-mile radius of me

    • @victorsmith11
      @victorsmith11 5 років тому +79

      As a fellow female how does one get certified again (asking for a friend lol)

    • @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591
      @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 5 років тому +34

      Yeah, how do I get certified?

    • @fayth1537
      @fayth1537 5 років тому +19

      that to close for me his ego would rip my shoulder out

    • @robenkhoury7079
      @robenkhoury7079 5 років тому +21

      _certified_

    • @hayleesci7208
      @hayleesci7208 5 років тому +2

      yo brid i was just scrolling and found this omg we stan

  • @Ava-hu4gc
    @Ava-hu4gc 5 років тому +8906

    ok but the moment a dude calls himself an alpha male that’s like the BIGGEST RED FLAG

  • @pixeldonkey1828
    @pixeldonkey1828 4 роки тому +10534

    "if a girl looks at you, she's interested in you" damn bro family gatherings just got weird

  • @caterpillar3275
    @caterpillar3275 4 роки тому +7145

    I feel like this guy would say something like "you just haven't met the right guy yet." to a lesbian.

    • @lee2791
      @lee2791 4 роки тому +599

      I’d be like “I’ve met exactly the right men to confirm that I am indeed, lesbian. You are one of those men.”

    • @whytho8856
      @whytho8856 4 роки тому +378

      some girl: i'm gay
      mat: *i can change that*

    • @koolkat-hq5xc
      @koolkat-hq5xc 4 роки тому +291

      Or he seems like the kind of guy to say that lesbians are "hot"

    • @lilo2373
      @lilo2373 4 роки тому +215

      I dated this guy and I broke up with him because u was really questioning my sexuality and how I felt towards him. Months later He texted me wanting to hook up and I told him that I had a strong acttraction to girls... he says “I know how I can change that 😏”

    • @whytho8856
      @whytho8856 4 роки тому +76

      @@lilo2373 WHAT THE FUCKKK

  • @bathtubacoustics2138
    @bathtubacoustics2138 4 роки тому +8424

    He’s so creepy even his hairline is trying to get away from him.

    • @lemonmccunt9483
      @lemonmccunt9483 4 роки тому +62

      Faith this is the most amazing get rekt moment I have ever seen

    • @sydneybrooks6038
      @sydneybrooks6038 4 роки тому +12

      😭😭😭😭

    • @angelic-haven
      @angelic-haven 4 роки тому +11

      Super RaH NATION AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @goldenarrowmemes7834
      @goldenarrowmemes7834 4 роки тому +83

      He’ll get it back. He’ll just steal its purse and it’ll chase him.

    • @g03ldie
      @g03ldie 4 роки тому +26

      this sounds like it could be a line from the amazing world of gumball

  • @NatalieMarie917
    @NatalieMarie917 4 роки тому +5306

    Nothing screams insecure / fragile ego more than referring to yourself as an “alpha male”

    • @tamarakiss5943
      @tamarakiss5943 4 роки тому +22

      exactly :D it's so funny

    • @christinekho5754
      @christinekho5754 4 роки тому +27

      I see your logic and I raise you "a man who calls himself an omega male completely seriously"

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 4 роки тому +39

      The exact definition of toxic masculinity. He's so desperate for the PUH that he thinks a woman just looking at him must mean she's so into him. Ugh.

    • @itz_caz8909
      @itz_caz8909 4 роки тому +4

      Christine Kho he has anxiety and he needs a friend and a good hug :)

    • @christinekho5754
      @christinekho5754 4 роки тому +8

      @@itz_caz8909 depends on the guy, cause I've seen people use the omega male as a synonym for "nice guy." And then they lament and whine about how girls don't like them cause they're "not as masculine or strong as other guys."

  • @chi1049
    @chi1049 2 роки тому +978

    Soo
    Russell is attracted to horses,
    Jordy is attracted to ants,
    And Matt is attracted to cats.
    Now we know

    • @Baldjotarokujo
      @Baldjotarokujo Рік тому +13

      Ooh this makes sense

    • @WTMR-FM
      @WTMR-FM Рік тому +70

      cant bring any of these pickup artists to the farm 😔😔😔

    • @I_love_laufey
      @I_love_laufey Рік тому +12

      @@WTMR-FMthey might try and flirt with the animals for all we know!

    • @madisonmorris7394
      @madisonmorris7394 10 місяців тому +16

      Russel just wants a stable relationship 😂

    • @Clownish_bug
      @Clownish_bug 6 місяців тому +1

      @@madisonmorris7394 LMAO YES

  • @nouglas1989
    @nouglas1989 5 років тому +4416

    Kurtis town Citizens:
    80% female
    20% male
    100% Alpha Male

    • @paisley4197
      @paisley4197 5 років тому +122

      i was about to doubt that 80% of us were female then i looked at the comment section
      wow that's a lot of ladies.

    • @GlassCastle143
      @GlassCastle143 5 років тому +3

      😂

    • @mimineko1019
      @mimineko1019 5 років тому +2

      Staten Island 😎

    • @jestersudz6085
      @jestersudz6085 5 років тому +2

      I somehow did not see that joke comming.

    • @glimmerhutcherson139
      @glimmerhutcherson139 3 роки тому +17

      We are all alpha male. Alpha male is us. We are one.

  • @stanaobing6849
    @stanaobing6849 4 роки тому +4655

    96% of the time in a bar, a woman is keeping her eyes on you to make sure you don’t roofie her drink 😳😳

  • @alikat_2078
    @alikat_2078 4 роки тому +6630

    “touching her gently can make you come off as very unmasculine”
    actually not manhandling someone makes you come off as a normal person...

    • @itsbecca
      @itsbecca 4 роки тому +548

      Seriously, if someone grabbed my shoulder and moved me like he shows I would feel very violated and probably flip out on him. Disgusting.

    • @malloryg4251
      @malloryg4251 4 роки тому +402

      Omg, this is such a huge misconception amongst a lot of guys. Most women, including myself, will be more open to a guy who is sweet and genuine, and touching a woman gently communicates that he cares. It also suggests that he will take his time and try harder to please. This is wayyyyyy sexier than some creep who "takes charge" and tries to show how masculine he is. LOL

    • @alikat_2078
      @alikat_2078 4 роки тому +42

      @@itsbecca yes ikr.

    • @alikat_2078
      @alikat_2078 4 роки тому +103

      @@malloryg4251 yes exactly! for some reason they think we don't like "nice guys"

    • @jamesbuckingham7765
      @jamesbuckingham7765 4 роки тому +175

      I would be TERRIFIED if i was just hanging out and some guy i don't know just aggressively grabbed my shoulder

  • @zuzanna4380
    @zuzanna4380 Рік тому +1143

    What triggers the f out of me is that most of these dating coaches say "push her away and she will come back". No. This is absolutely not the way my dear fellas. This will create a toxic attachment style where she never knows where you stand about her and this method will certainly attract a lot of traumatized women who already had toxic relationships (possibly with a parent or ex) in their lives. Women who are mature and respect themselves will not come back after you push them away. Whoever invented that "technique" is a sick psycho.

    • @ViHatesCorpos
      @ViHatesCorpos Рік тому +83

      wait whats this?? women are human beings with experiences, trauma, and feelings????

    • @zuzanna4380
      @zuzanna4380 Рік тому +47

      @@ViHatesCorpos wild concept, I know right?

    • @ViHatesCorpos
      @ViHatesCorpos Рік тому +7

      @@zuzanna4380 jesus hated them, because he told them the truth

    • @Vlad-1986
      @Vlad-1986 Рік тому +54

      But they are right: They are not looking for healthy, happy relationships. They are looking for prey they can abuse, so of course they want to "filter" out perople who would not tolerate them. And sadly this is why being traumathised can lead trough a never ending circle of abusers.

    • @ViHatesCorpos
      @ViHatesCorpos Рік тому +2

      @@Vlad-1986 this has to be satire…

  • @reesespieces8125
    @reesespieces8125 5 років тому +5146

    I don’t know what girl would want a guys who is pushy, grabby and always trying to assert their dominance as alpha male
    *No thanks lol*

    • @sonyreese
      @sonyreese 5 років тому +11

      Reese’s Pieces nice name

    • @mimisaur5000
      @mimisaur5000 5 років тому +216

      I dunno what you're talking abt, I love a man who t-poses to assert their dominance.

    • @Sarah-re7cg
      @Sarah-re7cg 5 років тому +88

      Reese’s Pieces right if I wanted that I’d get a non-neutered dog

    • @Harry-cy5vz
      @Harry-cy5vz 5 років тому +40

      @@Sarah-re7cg aren't those the same thing?

    • @queeneliane7745
      @queeneliane7745 5 років тому +30

      Seriously.. more creepy than anything

  • @thiccecheese2282
    @thiccecheese2282 2 роки тому +5682

    Another way to get a woman to chase you is to go up to her, tap her shoulder and say “tag” and then run away

    • @melancholycorvid
      @melancholycorvid Рік тому +358

      as a woman I can confirm this

    • @Heather-ip8sd
      @Heather-ip8sd Рік тому +61

      @@melancholycorvid me too

    • @megand12345
      @megand12345 Рік тому +84

      10/10 great advise

    • @nbrooksmurphy
      @nbrooksmurphy Рік тому +20

      Normal women don't chase any man or woman. We chase or kids around the house

    • @biz26
      @biz26 Рік тому +109

      Can’t believe you’re dropping game like this for free

  • @mara-vp5re
    @mara-vp5re 5 років тому +5219

    "become popular"
    y'all in middle School or something?

    • @mason6950
      @mason6950 5 років тому +210

      Mara Vrabie that’s what i was thinking. i was like “what you want to join the football team?”

    • @abbyneugebauer
      @abbyneugebauer 5 років тому +20

      Mara Vrabie i thought the same shit

    • @helingulx
      @helingulx 5 років тому +20

      i think he meant being known and little bit famous so ppl come to you and say sth like oh aren't u that guy from that *stuff* and you start talking about things that shows actually how amazing and attractive you are

    • @lucyschraff4893
      @lucyschraff4893 5 років тому +19

      Dude I am the lowest of the low (a girl with bad acne in eighth grade whos confused abt her sexuality) and even I fucking know that Jesus fuck that is the most petulant thing ever😂😂

    • @lalala-vk7ex
      @lalala-vk7ex 5 років тому +7

      Run for mayor

  • @elisabethtraister941
    @elisabethtraister941 5 років тому +4863

    THIS DUDE IS LITERALLY THE DEFINITION OF THE GUY YOU STAY AWAY FROM AT ALL COSTS AT A PARTY

    • @banjofrog3471
      @banjofrog3471 5 років тому +100

      Definitely not papa kurtis 😂

    • @suides4810
      @suides4810 5 років тому +25

      Andrei Andrei2 yea no

    • @lolwhat4606
      @lolwhat4606 5 років тому +50

      Sui Des this dudes comments are all transphobic/misogynistic/etc he just mad cos he realised he uses alpha and beta unironically lmao

    • @skyraven89
      @skyraven89 5 років тому +57

      He’d drug your drink and call that a tip to get women to sleep with you

    • @r.b_7875
      @r.b_7875 5 років тому +1

      lol what lmao I know right was about to point that out myself

  • @Reectjthegamekid
    @Reectjthegamekid 2 роки тому +2068

    As a transman, I can confirm my eyes were closed my entire childhood until i transitioned.

    • @sunshinebrownie4545
      @sunshinebrownie4545 Рік тому +333

      I get it was…
      An eye opening experience :D

    • @cab1net_man
      @cab1net_man Рік тому +8

      nice pfp

    • @nonctm777
      @nonctm777 Рік тому +36

      As an afab non-binary i can confirm

    • @ominouslightning
      @ominouslightning Рік тому +29

      As a fellow trans man, can confirm

    • @weirdweeb5527
      @weirdweeb5527 Рік тому +52

      As a gender-fluid person, I can confirm my eyes are always closed when I feel more like a girl

  • @venus818
    @venus818 5 років тому +1827

    A man unironically using term "alpha male" triggers my fight or flight response.

    • @cruzcamila3132
      @cruzcamila3132 5 років тому +12

      Omg I know right? Lmao

    • @nycoleleon713
      @nycoleleon713 5 років тому

      yummycookiecake88 yep

    • @kukkajukkanen
      @kukkajukkanen 5 років тому +1

      This

    • @charlierand82
      @charlierand82 5 років тому +20

      Someone I knew from school started posting shit about how he was becoming an alpha male on his ig, I commented that it was weird and unnecessary and he blocked me so 👌

    • @venus818
      @venus818 5 років тому +14

      @@charlierand82 sounds like mission accomplished lol

  • @pamelaouattara4236
    @pamelaouattara4236 5 років тому +4647

    This is how sexual abusers are made, it's kinda scary that some men actually think this is ok

    • @antonjagenburg6461
      @antonjagenburg6461 5 років тому +11

      look there are always sone idiots

    • @baambooob
      @baambooob 5 років тому +73

      @@asmaamaher4409 didnt they say some?

    • @jaymerc4362
      @jaymerc4362 5 років тому +33

      I am an ARMY and I will raid the comment section relax... they never generalized.

    • @thenewloyal2175
      @thenewloyal2175 5 років тому +60

      Girl accidentally glances at you *WE EATING GOOD TONIGHT*

    • @martywoodruff2331
      @martywoodruff2331 5 років тому +29

      I am an ARMY and I will raid the comment section
      They said "...some men" 😑
      I understand what you mean, but please just reread a sentence before you comment, I've had many near misses from reading comments wrong

  • @LeafyGreens726
    @LeafyGreens726 4 роки тому +7619

    He's like the dude who responds too "I'm lesbian" with "I can change that"

    • @bonbon_1729
      @bonbon_1729 4 роки тому +297

      Oh my goodness. It's accurate and I hate it // A bi person

    • @carsoninabox
      @carsoninabox 4 роки тому +473

      Yeah, if a guy tells my lesbian ass he can change that about me, he's talking about getting a gender-change surgery. 💅😌✨

    • @mage_no_title
      @mage_no_title 4 роки тому +88

      @@carsoninabox now thats epic.

    • @hpfan5188
      @hpfan5188 4 роки тому +16

      Someone told me that

    • @ok-bg4vv
      @ok-bg4vv 4 роки тому +12

      Oh myyy goood so true

  • @maddieallen9567
    @maddieallen9567 Рік тому +128

    This is a rapist mindset. If any man approached me or touched me like this I’m feeling like I need to defend myself

    • @daeflowerr
      @daeflowerr 11 місяців тому +11

      He’s the kind of guy who would think that kidnapping is a very good way to pick up them maidens (plot twist: it’s not)

  • @oliviaanderson426
    @oliviaanderson426 4 роки тому +3345

    As soon as a man refers to himself as an "alpha male", my brain immediately thinks "misogynist".

    • @pawankalyan6203
      @pawankalyan6203 4 роки тому +84

      Thank you mam you gave a perfect def of alpha male

    • @linac4833
      @linac4833 4 роки тому +170

      a big "you are cute but i found out you were a feminist so no thank you" vibes

    • @alyssawilesmith3885
      @alyssawilesmith3885 4 роки тому +85

      My mind immediately goes to eww don’t say that

    • @JackSpasojevich
      @JackSpasojevich 4 роки тому +48

      I think they're perfect synonyms

    • @robyndaniels4493
      @robyndaniels4493 4 роки тому +20

      Yeah because whats the difference 😂?

  • @clairegopaul4977
    @clairegopaul4977 5 років тому +9708

    kurtis making fun of guys becoming mayor as if he isn't mayor of Kurtistown

    • @theabjornsson2553
      @theabjornsson2553 5 років тому +6

      claire gopaul Hahahahahah lol

    • @aj7058
      @aj7058 5 років тому +98

      Plus it got women to listen to him...

    • @Emilliasimon1
      @Emilliasimon1 5 років тому +154

      he did it for his citizens not a girl. also he is the best mayor

    • @fujoera
      @fujoera 5 років тому +1

      Lmaoooo

    • @juula9469
      @juula9469 5 років тому +30

      Lets send him some fancy ass mjor certificate omfg

  • @Crimson_Knight004
    @Crimson_Knight004 4 роки тому +3692

    That “don’t be afraid to MOVE HER to get her attention” makes me so uncomfortable. No, do not grab me and turn me towards you, I will run away.

    • @yayyaygreen4989
      @yayyaygreen4989 4 роки тому +294

      My reflexes be like: " I'll punch you in the face. Sorry not sorry."

    • @Zarmdthecoolest
      @Zarmdthecoolest 4 роки тому +64

      I'm so proud to be a girl :)

    • @fuckwit107
      @fuckwit107 4 роки тому +71

      I would literally punch them lmao

    • @notoriousnosk8876
      @notoriousnosk8876 4 роки тому +41

      I’d probably punch and run

    • @sydneyrose8004
      @sydneyrose8004 4 роки тому +54

      Crimson Knight pepper spray comin in clutch

  • @Jamesparkinson-c6z
    @Jamesparkinson-c6z Рік тому +120

    Bro the cat metaphor is so funny to me because not only is it dehumanizing and toxic it also goes against what he's saying, while it's true cats don't want to be chased but they don't want to be ignored either. in my experience, they just want a genuine healthy connection that comes with time and effort, and news flash that's how most relationships work.

    • @joshc5613
      @joshc5613 11 місяців тому +15

      "To get a cat to like you, you have to push the cat away" Uhh... no, to get a cat to like you, you have to respect the cat's boundaries and be able to read its body language in order to know when it wants to be affectionate with you and when it wants to be left alone. Which actually IS similar to how you should behave around *anyone* (not just people who you're attracted to), so really, this is just Matt showing he doesn't understand cats OR women

  • @owo1357
    @owo1357 4 роки тому +3223

    this type of guy is the guy that if a woman rejected him by saying "im a lesbian" he would say "i dont mind". and thats the worst kind of guy

    • @person4144
      @person4144 4 роки тому +134

      OMFG i got someone who did the exact same thing and I lied and said I'm a lesbian yet he thinks he can change that! Thank god I'm in a different country

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 4 роки тому +7

      Bruhh

    • @KarlG52
      @KarlG52 4 роки тому +102

      or he would say “i could change that”

    • @howdy1812
      @howdy1812 4 роки тому +85

      One time a guy came up to me and asked me to go to the movies with him and I told him I’m lesbian and he just goes, “oh, so?” So I was like “well, I have a girlfriend” and he goes, “well, you want a boyfriend though, right?” DUDE!!! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!

    • @ren-xi3yx
      @ren-xi3yx 4 роки тому +15

      he’s so icky

  • @autumnbay8031
    @autumnbay8031 5 років тому +3643

    Kurtis Conner: *is a mayor*
    Kurtis Conner: *is a famous UA-camr*
    Kurtis Conner: *has a girl*
    This can’t be a coincidence

    • @srhgmrs
      @srhgmrs 5 років тому +146

      But he doesn't have a prank channel

    • @sofial-c3286
      @sofial-c3286 5 років тому +70

      they should invite this dude on the ‘we are not the same person’ tour.

    • @thornprick2645
      @thornprick2645 5 років тому +52

      @@srhgmrs he's pranking us right now by pretending that's not how to get a girl

    • @thentoobadiguess7920
      @thentoobadiguess7920 5 років тому +7

      He's a mayor?

    • @graceotte4002
      @graceotte4002 5 років тому +12

      Just a simple Yandere the mayor of Curtis town

  • @maryg5644
    @maryg5644 3 роки тому +5521

    Dear everyone: Don't touch strangers!
    Sincerely,
    Common knowledge

  • @katattack907
    @katattack907 Рік тому +397

    If someone grabs me by the shoulder and spins me around, they'd better be saving me from stepping in front of an oncoming bus. Any other reason, I will yell at your face.

  • @reveluvly
    @reveluvly 4 роки тому +5535

    I hate hate hate when ANYONE touches me without warning. Especially when it’s a guy I don’t know yIKES

    • @jade4208
      @jade4208 4 роки тому +256

      Fr it’s scary asf

    • @Sophia-tw9tl
      @Sophia-tw9tl 4 роки тому +213

      My anxiety could never

    • @rebeccalwhite
      @rebeccalwhite 4 роки тому +248

      I would end up punching someone. Especially if they grabbed me “like a man” aggressively

    • @Ash-lj8os
      @Ash-lj8os 4 роки тому +185

      Rebecca White I would punch them “like a man”

    • @inbluwoods4022
      @inbluwoods4022 4 роки тому +79

      Fr even if it’s my guy friends I still get uncomfortable if they touch me w/o warning even if I know they would never hurt me

  • @pragyax
    @pragyax 4 роки тому +16878

    These men literally talk about women like they're in a nature documentary.

    • @charlie6658
      @charlie6658 3 роки тому +1094

      nah, nature documentary commentators have more respect

    • @pragyax
      @pragyax 3 роки тому +224

      @@charlie6658 true that

    • @Lily-1175
      @Lily-1175 3 роки тому +38

      Lmao

    • @pretty948
      @pretty948 3 роки тому +115

      Accurate , fairytale experience of meeting guys in public cause usually women stay locked in the kitchen where they belong
      /S

    • @nosleep9816
      @nosleep9816 3 роки тому +20

      ACTUALLY THO

  • @scj8863
    @scj8863 4 роки тому +3771

    This guy is so creepy. Please nobody ever do anything he says, especially not the shoulder grabbing

    • @cristinabottger1509
      @cristinabottger1509 4 роки тому +200

      SCJ ugh so true I’ve been shoulder grabbed by a dude I was trying to ignore and it’s incredibly uncomfortable

    • @nownow3089
      @nownow3089 4 роки тому +140

      Definitely. It's not attractive in the slightest

    • @Nesaitara
      @Nesaitara 4 роки тому +108

      I’d deck him

    • @sleepingvenusaur3536
      @sleepingvenusaur3536 4 роки тому +171

      Shoulder grabbing random women is a great way to get a black eye.

    • @QueenAmour8888
      @QueenAmour8888 4 роки тому +64

      Yeah that would actually piss me off

  • @generalginx
    @generalginx Рік тому +87

    “Kindness and awareness of a woman’s boundaries and potential triggers is girl behavior!!! a REAL man goes out of his way to act with aggression and blatant disrespect to every woman he interacts with, as we ALL know” dude is CRAZY

  • @victorialudwig
    @victorialudwig 5 років тому +3498

    Kinda scary that some guys actually think like this

    • @spaghetti1397
      @spaghetti1397 5 років тому +72

      Ikr? Hahahaha fckng gross how they think they're so cool and attractive with this "alphamale" thing

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy 5 років тому +54

      These are little boys, not men.

    • @whatthehellisthis
      @whatthehellisthis 5 років тому +29

      Mean Bean Productions i hope they grow out of this

    • @QuietVillain
      @QuietVillain 5 років тому +18

      please dont think were all alpha males lol

    • @whatthehellisthis
      @whatthehellisthis 5 років тому +28

      Quintin Garvin don’t worry i’m aware of the sane guys lol

  • @fearless_cloud
    @fearless_cloud 4 роки тому +3538

    Omg the "touch her like a man" thing is so disgusting and awful and wrong

    • @liahamilton8931
      @liahamilton8931 4 роки тому +228

      Ikr like just dont touch her at all

    • @katies1652
      @katies1652 4 роки тому +194

      agreed, i would MUCH rather someone tap my shoulder to get my attention vs push me to turn me around lol

    • @fearless_cloud
      @fearless_cloud 4 роки тому +141

      katie // if someone grabbed me like that I would actually be scared and probably smack them reflexively or something

    • @miaowiie
      @miaowiie 4 роки тому +58

      ikr like i get so anxious when ANYONE, even family or friends, touches me at all so this would probably make me cry

    • @ko-ve7mi
      @ko-ve7mi 4 роки тому +88

      i bet he’s the type of creep that holds onto a woman’s waist to push her aside. fucking weirdo

  • @Light-jm2xt
    @Light-jm2xt 3 роки тому +4225

    "A girl looks at you, shes interested in you." Nah fam. Im judging you

    • @Rhyxelz
      @Rhyxelz 3 роки тому +370

      Or staring into space and I haven't realized I'm looking at a person

    • @toeeatingcat3837
      @toeeatingcat3837 3 роки тому +116

      @@Rhyxelz most of the time when i looked at boys I'm probs thinkin what I game I could play when I go home

    • @dog_boy5123
      @dog_boy5123 3 роки тому +3

      hey i know someone like that! they also hate me!

    • @twinklefire7241
      @twinklefire7241 3 роки тому +74

      @@Rhyxelz I get so mad at myself when I accidentally make eye contact with a remotely attractive male, because I think “great, now he thinks I’m interested and would totally do him if he just gave me, a mere peasant, a tiny chance. He clearly made my day just by acknowledging my presence, and I will now go to sleep pining for his glory”.

    • @starlafetcho4433
      @starlafetcho4433 3 роки тому +29

      @@Rhyxelz I've been there so many times...where like the dreamy blob you're musing at just morphs into a person's face, and they're looking at you like. Ah, the wonders of attention deficit

  • @venuss._.celestie
    @venuss._.celestie Рік тому +49

    As a woman, when someone rips off my shoulder in order to talk to me, I instantly become attracted

  • @Gojirilla
    @Gojirilla 4 роки тому +3803

    "like 80% of my audience is female" looks like they found the real handsome man.

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 4 роки тому +269

      He also, y'know, talks about women like they're people and calls out other men for being misogynistic.

    • @Gojirilla
      @Gojirilla 4 роки тому +142

      @@janeeyre1990 Well yeah, I was just callin him handsome, bruh

    • @ashmitpattnayak8060
      @ashmitpattnayak8060 4 роки тому +65

      he's soooo cute!

    • @bbgorl7470
      @bbgorl7470 4 роки тому +143

      I'm a lesbian and i agree

    • @billgates9778
      @billgates9778 4 роки тому +9

      T0MYA sorry i love your profile picture just had to say it

  • @bb-ih9hg
    @bb-ih9hg 3 роки тому +14931

    Here's some advice: if an alpha male tries to approach you, hiss. Hiss like a cat at him. Because we're animals. Scare him away. Hiss. Or bark. Or neigh. Like a horse.

    • @bigclitenergy
      @bigclitenergy 3 роки тому +942

      Stab

    • @mnmnotaskittleindisguise1939
      @mnmnotaskittleindisguise1939 3 роки тому +1193

      Gonna start oinking at everyone who approaches me

    • @jareddauer4015
      @jareddauer4015 3 роки тому +402

      This made me laugh so hard

    • @dakshayini8207
      @dakshayini8207 3 роки тому +493

      @@mnmnotaskittleindisguise1939 oinking might work better lmao

    • @kiralonely1307
      @kiralonely1307 3 роки тому +202

      @@mnmnotaskittleindisguise1939 omg that's just, the perfect image in my head.
      Also I'm one of those animal people who will hiss, jokingly usually, but I've done it too just make people weirded out so they leave me alone. I say animal people because I am the stereotype of "likes animals more than humans" and "imitates animal noises regularly". (I mostly do it because if I imitate it, my cats have little conversations with me. It's cute and keeps them busy while I wrap up what I'm doing, to go like feed them without them wandering off to go beg someone else, since they get distracted with that.)

  • @amandamulligan952
    @amandamulligan952 4 роки тому +2398

    my mom: looks at me
    me: ew mom stop hitting on me this is child abuse

    • @cveti4200
      @cveti4200 4 роки тому +24

      lmaoo

    • @annagerstenberger7526
      @annagerstenberger7526 4 роки тому +73

      this comment is criminally underrated

    • @chelseahollis4423
      @chelseahollis4423 4 роки тому +17

      Im rollin over here💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is GOLD

    • @mwapsofilms
      @mwapsofilms 4 роки тому +11

      Is...is this a pun...

    • @samt-t5831
      @samt-t5831 4 роки тому +10

      @@annagerstenberger7526 the best comments are always underrated

  • @itsphanta8222
    @itsphanta8222 2 роки тому +82

    As a woman I watch these to gain dominance over myself

  • @bLueberrySnatcheLpi3
    @bLueberrySnatcheLpi3 2 роки тому +10124

    He’s so right. I would NEVER talk to a man with his hands in his pockets. Like what’s he hiding? Does he even HAVE hands?

    • @jeanneann3545
      @jeanneann3545 2 роки тому +417

      /take out hand along with the hamster i hide in my pocket.
      Yes... I do though :(

    • @alexisschwarz9943
      @alexisschwarz9943 2 роки тому +27

      OMG 😂😂😂

    • @kiralonely1307
      @kiralonely1307 2 роки тому +110

      @@jeanneann3545 All I can think of in that situation was the picture of bread baked to look like hamsters.

    • @ross9944
      @ross9944 2 роки тому +28

      @@kiralonely1307 I don't even know how that's what you're thinking of reading that, but that is hilarious

    • @kiralonely1307
      @kiralonely1307 2 роки тому +14

      @@ross9944 Honestly? I don't know how that's what my brain went to right away, I suspect it's because there was a thread under it or the YTer I was watching narrate reddit or whatever had talked about walking in public and pulling what looks like a hamster out of your pocket and just taking a bite of it in front of people and watching them freak out before they realize it's just a little roll or whatever, but regardless, it paints an honestly fantastic image tbh-

  • @chloeshomo8141
    @chloeshomo8141 5 років тому +3453

    If a guy physically moves me instead of asking politely bc ‘he’s a MaNnN” I’m going to punch him like I’m a man

  • @is444b3l
    @is444b3l 4 роки тому +3706

    Guys like him are the reason girls walk quickly when guys are behind them

    • @kate434
      @kate434 3 роки тому +27

      Pfft yeah

    • @travisdelee8647
      @travisdelee8647 3 роки тому +156

      I seriously hate the alpha douche try hard. I buy women cheap drinks and ask them to throw it in dood's face when he inevitably comes over to vommit out his banter of douchebaggery.

    • @autumndawson06
      @autumndawson06 3 роки тому +74

      guys like him are the reason im so comfortable in my lesbianism

    • @autumndawson06
      @autumndawson06 3 роки тому +16

      @@travisdelee8647 living for that man

    • @kate434
      @kate434 3 роки тому +11

      @@autumndawson06 yep

  • @brhorton19
    @brhorton19 Рік тому +73

    Hey Kurtis,
    Not to be weird, but I’ve been kind of binge watching all of your episodes for the past month (ish?) now, and I just wanted to say that i really appreciate your sense of humor and your approach to positive, nontoxic masculinity.
    I watched your Pinocchio review when I got too high last year, and it really helped me calm down.
    I haven’t been able to relax while I’m alone because my anxiety has been through the roof, and your videos help me chill the fuck out, which is really needed these days.
    I think you’re providing a nonjudgmental space for all people to laugh at society in a way that doesn’t make us fall into despair. It’s so wonderful to hear a man encourage other men to treat women as equals. I think there’s a meme in my head of incels and alpha males holding hands and skipping through a field together, if that makes sense. It’s terrifying to imagine why these narratives are trending right now. I feel deep paranoia when I’m in public because maybe the men around me feel entitled to my body, my attention, and my safety. Creators like you who push back against that narrative are essential to the future of equality, equity, feminism and just a less shitty world.
    Anyway yeah, I hope you know that your content does have a meaningful purpose, and I’m sure it has helped a lot more people like me.
    Thanks for being a very really good person!
    Beth

    • @rosibel-RBFC
      @rosibel-RBFC Рік тому +2

      This is quite sweet, hope you are doing well Beth

    • @abaraiii
      @abaraiii Рік тому +2

      This was quite nice, Beth! Hope you are doing well!!!

    • @chulasmall-chip1922
      @chulasmall-chip1922 Рік тому

      this is quite lovely, beth. i hope that youre doing well!!

    • @thewizard555
      @thewizard555 Рік тому +2

      always keep some sharp object or pepper spray or taser in your hand reach while walking anywhere . slice these alpha creeps

  • @macdaddy5880
    @macdaddy5880 3 роки тому +8028

    The worst thing about being a woman is having to walk around with your eyes closed all the time. You’re constantly running into things and tripping.

    • @NBear2338
      @NBear2338 3 роки тому +193

      Finally, someone gets it

    • @guillaumelagueyte1019
      @guillaumelagueyte1019 2 роки тому +5

      Open your eyes for a second to avoid bumping into a tree?
      SEXY SIGNAL ACQUIRED, HELLO MADAM IT'S 3PM, PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR SHOULDER

    • @MissShailina
      @MissShailina 2 роки тому +19

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @yesitsmeagain5511
      @yesitsmeagain5511 2 роки тому +101

      especially when hiking! Can’t tell you how many times I’ve fallen off of those mountain smh

    • @ahumanbeingthatcanbreathe4850
      @ahumanbeingthatcanbreathe4850 2 роки тому +31

      True. I hate it when I'm walking with my eyes closed and constantly running into walls and I can't see where I'm going!

  • @thefadingmelody163
    @thefadingmelody163 5 років тому +3153

    Any man who ever refers to himself or any other man as “alpha” or “beta” or whatever is immediately added to my real-life blocked list.

    • @ksfishchannel
      @ksfishchannel 5 років тому +72

      "Real life blocked list" that's my new favorite phrase

    • @td4895
      @td4895 5 років тому +1

      Liked your comment to make it 666. You're welcome 😂

    • @Radio-sj5th
      @Radio-sj5th 5 років тому +6

      🗡🗡 yes, real-life blocked list

    • @meggielolol
      @meggielolol 5 років тому

      RIP Matt Watson

    • @natsukilovestobake4427
      @natsukilovestobake4427 5 років тому +8

      “Real-life blocked list” Uhhh I think that’s called a restraining order 🙄 (ik you’re joking I’m just joking back lol)

  • @lunasanchez7677
    @lunasanchez7677 4 роки тому +3057

    No, if a girl makes eye contact with you, she wants a Pokémon battle
    Never forget the rules of our world

    • @Sire-Swagg
      @Sire-Swagg 4 роки тому +117

      He really forgot what youngster Joey taught us

    • @mothman4672
      @mothman4672 4 роки тому +80

      if you dont got a charizard in your pocket are you even happy to see me

    • @kurotama8259
      @kurotama8259 4 роки тому +12

      y e s

    • @HushSkunk
      @HushSkunk 4 роки тому +29

      As someone with autism eye contact instantly aggros me just like in pokemon

    • @bulbasour3
      @bulbasour3 4 роки тому +10

      Best comment.

  • @Mousegosqueek
    @Mousegosqueek Рік тому +46

    How to get a lady: be a good person, communicate, and maybe buy her some flowers if she likes them :D

    • @debanikgoswami4834
      @debanikgoswami4834 Рік тому +2

      Unfortunately there are many socially inept guys out there who takes those advices. It also doesn't help that guys have to make first move and face rejection.

    • @laceyrainbolt5432
      @laceyrainbolt5432 6 місяців тому +1

      @@debanikgoswami4834​​⁠it’s 2024 my guy, plenty of women are making the first move. true, they don’t do it as frequently as men, but if a woman is truly interested she’ll make a move or at least heavily imply that she wants you to (which is basically making the first move anyway).

  • @medusaneverleft
    @medusaneverleft 5 років тому +2509

    accuracy of his videos: 0%
    accuracy of your commentary: 100%

  • @missboldsen
    @missboldsen 5 років тому +14187

    Not only does this guy not understand women, he also doesn’t understand cats.

    • @sushigivesmelife2131
      @sushigivesmelife2131 5 років тому +236

      missboldsen I can't tell which is worse

    • @awesomeblueskull4048
      @awesomeblueskull4048 5 років тому +95

      Melanie Karlstetter the cat part

    • @AlexRoseLebreton
      @AlexRoseLebreton 5 років тому +181

      Yeah if you push away a cat they'll go away. When I pick up my cat he gets cuddly. But some cats hate affection.

    • @unpleasedwitch2235
      @unpleasedwitch2235 5 років тому +27

      Me, mother of 9 cats, um...no😂

    • @asdfkaasdf5978
      @asdfkaasdf5978 5 років тому +83

      That’s because women are cats, kurtis said so

  • @disgruntledtoad2585
    @disgruntledtoad2585 5 років тому +5151

    these are the kind of guys girls warn each other about.

    • @cherriluc
      @cherriluc 5 років тому +344

      And the fact that they think being an "aLpHa mALe" and doing these things are what girls find attractive is so scary to me. Cause it goes to show how some misogynistic men are so caught up in their fantasies they forget that women are human beings and not just sex machines.

    • @habijjj
      @habijjj 5 років тому +154

      A big problem with dudes like this also is that they are extremely shitty for woman and men he takes advantage of men's insecurity making them think oh this guys good at getting woman maybe I could to if I did this and ultimately it will backfire they'll get shot down a bunch of times then probably turn into an incel all because some fucking asshole like this guy wants to make money and not give a fuck about anyone else's life

    • @lividphysics1237
      @lividphysics1237 5 років тому +6

      The 2 top commenters profile pictures are of the same painting lmao

    • @eminem13001
      @eminem13001 5 років тому +1

      No it’s all about being confident

    • @ponetu
      @ponetu 5 років тому +1

      True

  • @foxhitsdrums
    @foxhitsdrums Рік тому +22

    my cat is literally just chilling on my lap rn and when the cat segment played i just looked down at her and she looked up at me and it was a nice little moment

    • @Izaax16174
      @Izaax16174 4 місяці тому

      Than everyone started clapping

  • @nemo_of_napa
    @nemo_of_napa 4 роки тому +8247

    I like how he’s like “Women aren’t going to just say ‘hey, you’re sexy.” Women do say that... just not to you..

    • @eltoya9216
      @eltoya9216 4 роки тому +192

      Exactly 😂

    • @gabby5919
      @gabby5919 4 роки тому +155

      EXACTLY 💀💀💀

    • @sarapatrick4027
      @sarapatrick4027 4 роки тому +79

      HHhahahahah burn 😂😂😂. Also, so true. I’m blunt af.

    • @kuyenalcantara8341
      @kuyenalcantara8341 4 роки тому +266

      im not a girl but im 100% sure if a woman is interested they'll tell you like cmon it's not rocket science

    • @potential_dog_eater
      @potential_dog_eater 4 роки тому +15

      @@kuyenalcantara8341 but I'm stupid

  • @elizabethv5266
    @elizabethv5266 5 років тому +564

    if a man grabbed me and spun me around in a club i would go into fight or flight

  • @oliviaclark5182
    @oliviaclark5182 4 роки тому +5504

    “If a girl looks at you, she is interested in you” damn, grandma 🙃

    • @jaysmith3448
      @jaysmith3448 4 роки тому +170

      Her eyes could if just landed on you just like it lands on anything else in her vicinity.

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 4 роки тому +318

      When your dog looks at you a certain way 👀

    • @didemcdude7318
      @didemcdude7318 4 роки тому +117

      Maggatrix my mind is telling me noooooo, but my body...

    • @Stealthfire4
      @Stealthfire4 4 роки тому +110

      Better cover your eyes, mom

    • @iwillregretthis5127
      @iwillregretthis5127 4 роки тому +113

      i wonder if he sees girls smiling at toddlers and calls 911

  • @mushroomranger4864
    @mushroomranger4864 Рік тому +33

    I like how Kurtis is making fun of mayor's but he is the most popular mayor I know.

  • @Petepeatpeet
    @Petepeatpeet 5 років тому +2791

    The “Attractive” Man is what happens when a guy gets all his dating tips from 4chan

  • @JasminMiettunen
    @JasminMiettunen 5 років тому +4855

    As a girl, if an unknown man grabbed me like that, I'd grab my pepper spray.

    • @edgyspoon5793
      @edgyspoon5793 5 років тому +143

      What if the guy have a pepper spray fetish?

    • @tripatripatripatri
      @tripatripatripatri 5 років тому +237

      Jasmin Miettunen i’d punch his alpha face

    • @gsleazy1975
      @gsleazy1975 5 років тому +20

      Facts

    • @claudiahart4455
      @claudiahart4455 5 років тому +64

      Welcome to England where we don't have pepper spray but we do know how to Castrate or at the very least kick a groin😂

    • @am7504
      @am7504 5 років тому +37

      alpha males wld eat the goddamn spray bro

  • @elladraven2906
    @elladraven2906 3 роки тому +6640

    Also calling yourself an “alpha male” is the least powerful, least “manly” thing in earth, a lion doesn’t have to tell you he’s a lion.

    • @toeeatingcat3837
      @toeeatingcat3837 3 роки тому +238

      tbh the whole time I watched this video I was wondering " if ur an alpha male, wouldn't you be a wolf or something / in a pack??" but now... *I'm still wondering*

    • @血雨探花-d9e
      @血雨探花-d9e 3 роки тому +296

      @@toeeatingcat3837 also like the alphas in wolf packs r just the parents

    • @ecksspot8497
      @ecksspot8497 3 роки тому +14

      @@血雨探花-d9e yeah lol

    • @pavneet05
      @pavneet05 3 роки тому +2

      666 likes 😳

    • @youreshouldoflearntgrammer8277
      @youreshouldoflearntgrammer8277 3 роки тому +6

      Lions can not talk like humans

  • @Jason-vw4vy
    @Jason-vw4vy 11 місяців тому +17

    I'm a 13 year old guy guy, and even I know this won't work

  • @strangeavocado9279
    @strangeavocado9279 3 роки тому +7639

    He’s the kind of person that refers to woman exclusively as “the females.”

    • @kidkakashi623
      @kidkakashi623 3 роки тому +19

      😂 😂 😂 but women are females tho lol but yeah he definitely is one of them

    • @miaalmeida4787
      @miaalmeida4787 3 роки тому +324

      @@kidkakashi623 not all women are females, and refer to people using 'male' and 'female' is resuming them and treating as an animal. in all languages i know besides english (including my mother tongue) male and female are used only for animals

    • @keepyourshoesathedoor
      @keepyourshoesathedoor 3 роки тому +23

      @@miaalmeida4787 Right.

    • @jlc5271
      @jlc5271 3 роки тому +5

      @@miaalmeida4787 all women are females

    • @miaalmeida4787
      @miaalmeida4787 3 роки тому +107

      @@jlc5271 no, some women arent

  • @thatdumbbitch4347
    @thatdumbbitch4347 4 роки тому +3354

    The attractive man: •some alpha male tings✨•
    Kurtis: hippity hoppity don’t treat women like property, dude

    • @brucebrewster5767
      @brucebrewster5767 4 роки тому +22

      Düödd

    • @noraemonnora9773
      @noraemonnora9773 4 роки тому +8

      This is cute

    • @annulizbeth
      @annulizbeth 4 роки тому +1

      omg your profile pic is my favorite stock photo (*●°●*) (*^ ° ^*)

    • @lyn.n06
      @lyn.n06 4 роки тому +4

      The "dude" is the cherry on top of the cake

    • @ewwa4190
      @ewwa4190 4 роки тому +3

      Gotta add the dude😂

  • @ren-xi3yx
    @ren-xi3yx 4 роки тому +4441

    this guy is the definition of “toxic masculinity”
    edit: oh my god this is the most likes i’ve ever gotten on a comment, tysm 🥺

    • @jmcman6104
      @jmcman6104 4 роки тому +172

      lauren is a dummy um you better be careful to who you’re talking to. That’s THE attractive man, “Matt Bytheway” you’re making fun of.

    • @wylee9
      @wylee9 4 роки тому +248

      He's the kind of guy that would throw up if you mentioned a guy wearing a skirt or women playing sports

    • @jmcman6104
      @jmcman6104 4 роки тому +47

      Leek Rainy bro underrated comment

    • @maddy4298
      @maddy4298 4 роки тому +8

      yes changkyun 🥺

    • @ren-xi3yx
      @ren-xi3yx 4 роки тому +7

      I want to marry shownu a fellow monbebe ! 🥺💕

  • @javierpaulino4279
    @javierpaulino4279 Рік тому +29

    I love how matt thinks people will search up "how to get girls" like a game tutorial and they do

    • @gobrrrr2375
      @gobrrrr2375 Рік тому

      Yup, theres some really desperate sad lonely men out there, and I love laughing at them

    • @Theatre_Freak
      @Theatre_Freak 3 місяці тому

      Unfortunately I looked it up once in middle school because i was being bullied for being single 😭
      I never used the advice because it never felt right. Fym ‘degrade her, tell her things she doesn’t want to hear and then tell her how to do better’? THATS NOT WHAT WOMEN WANT 😭

    • @mr.dudbud4551
      @mr.dudbud4551 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Theatre_FreakI'm glad you didn't fall for that when you were in middle school there are lots of kids who fall for those toxic ideas

    • @olandoblen5791
      @olandoblen5791 Місяць тому

      ​@@Theatre_Freakwhut? I never ever once saw someone get bullied for being single in freakin middle school. But that was a time before social media and everything. And in Germany. If you can even call these real relationships at that age...

  • @Me-ss2gq
    @Me-ss2gq 5 років тому +2387

    Guys
    Attractive Man said to run for mayor to get girls to notice you
    Kurtis is mayor of Kurtistown
    His demographic is mostly women
    GUYS

  • @shezafiroz4442
    @shezafiroz4442 3 роки тому +13550

    The key to understanding women: see them as human beings. Not cats, not horses, not flowers or whatever weird metaphor you've picked to reduce and dehumanise us.

    • @Rhyxelz
      @Rhyxelz 3 роки тому +1022

      as a woman I would like to be seen as a human but if some kinda weird "alpha male" approaches me I will act like a cat:
      hiss at them to confuse the hell out of them
      If they touch me I will injure them

    • @dog_boy5123
      @dog_boy5123 3 роки тому +299

      @@Rhyxelz that is an interesting way to defend yourself

    • @77rhinos86
      @77rhinos86 3 роки тому +336

      the key to loving women: respecc

    • @ecksspot8497
      @ecksspot8497 3 роки тому +116

      @@Rhyxelz oh sorta like how gen z on tiktok had fully decided to bark at haters during mid 2020

    • @delusionalthomas9905
      @delusionalthomas9905 3 роки тому +21

      You pretty little gerbil you

  • @scarb5256
    @scarb5256 3 роки тому +4051

    I love how this man assumes that every woman is straight.
    He strikes me as the “She just hasn’t met me yet” to every lesbian type

    • @dog_boy5123
      @dog_boy5123 3 роки тому +17

      There are different type of lesbians?
      (I know dumb dude asking dumbass question)

    • @scarb5256
      @scarb5256 3 роки тому +162

      @@dog_boy5123 oh well yeah but I meant it as he is the type to say she just hasn’t met me yet. I didn’t mean types of lesbians I meant he seems like that type of guy if that makes sense. But to answer your question sure there are butch, femme, stud (which I’m told are only for lesbians of color by actual people of color), etc. I don’t really fall into any category I just wear what I want and hope the woman I like is gay.
      Edit: sorry if that sounded like anybody who does fall into that category is bad or not doing what they want, I didn’t mean it that way. Just posted the reply but I realized it could be taken like that. You also wear what you like.
      Also PSA wearing certain clothes or acting a certain way doesn’t make you “less gay”. If you wear bright pink flowery dresses you are still gay and if you act “straight” or whatever that doesn’t make you any less gay. Nothing can make you more or less gay except for your sexual and/or romantic attraction. I used to think wearing certain clothes made me “not gay enough” but clothes≠sexuality.
      Have a lovely day whichever gender you are:)

    • @dog_boy5123
      @dog_boy5123 3 роки тому +32

      @@scarb5256 ah that makes much more sense

    • @Rhyxelz
      @Rhyxelz 3 роки тому +111

      this man would literally make me more not straight than I already am

    • @cyrus2430
      @cyrus2430 3 роки тому +48

      @@dog_boy5123 yep! like i’m a masc lesbian, i prefer to express myself in masculine ways/androgynous ways. i still identify as female, but i like being masculine. there’s many different types (that the other person mentioned) but the masc group are the easiest to tell that we’re gay.

  • @ajbethel6910
    @ajbethel6910 Рік тому +14

    "and you hunt women" I genuinely gagged LMAO like if he said "you're a predator" instead of "you're a hunter" it literally would work the same way

  • @coodyh
    @coodyh 5 років тому +3560

    Teacher: *Makes eye contact*
    Matt: *_"Oh, she's into me"_*

    • @klcoult5746
      @klcoult5746 5 років тому +9

      Exactly what i thought 😂

    • @pegacis
      @pegacis 5 років тому +93

      Mom: *Makes eye contact*
      Matt: 😏😏😏

    • @aarcanefocus7678
      @aarcanefocus7678 5 років тому +51

      his mom cant even look at him anymore

    • @mops7081
      @mops7081 5 років тому

      That's everytime I look at someone

    • @sea3530
      @sea3530 5 років тому +10

      SunDale ***I KISSED MY MOM PRANK***

  • @transmascmattjeevas4836
    @transmascmattjeevas4836 4 роки тому +1750

    "Run for mayor so girls will talk to you"
    So this is why our government is messed up...

    • @intergalacticmaru
      @intergalacticmaru 4 роки тому +9

      LMAOAOAOAOAOA

    • @noaberthejurjens622
      @noaberthejurjens622 4 роки тому +6

      You are onto something

    • @zucc5330
      @zucc5330 4 роки тому

      Ooooof

    • @leggie1126
      @leggie1126 4 роки тому +1

      I love your nonbinary flag frog pfp!!!

    • @awkwardukulele6077
      @awkwardukulele6077 4 роки тому +7

      Wren Linnet the number of cheating and predatory politicians in office and in past tell me that their marital status and age don’t really factor in here.

  • @froppiss5165
    @froppiss5165 4 роки тому +3522

    is it just me, or are guys more attractive when they treat you like a human being and are in touch with their feelings?

    • @pixiestxNyomouf
      @pixiestxNyomouf 4 роки тому +167

      I know right? Maybe we're just crazy ig

    • @daisy7301
      @daisy7301 4 роки тому +9

      nope just you

    • @froppiss5165
      @froppiss5165 4 роки тому +131

      why did i comment this? i’m a lesbian...

    • @pixiestxNyomouf
      @pixiestxNyomouf 4 роки тому +114

      @@froppiss5165 even lesbains want guys that that are respectful, words of a pansexual

    • @bunnycat24
      @bunnycat24 4 роки тому +124

      a boy with a cute personality is way more attractive than just being cute with a shit personality

  • @oogaboogabe3464
    @oogaboogabe3464 Рік тому +15

    Love how his advice in the first video was "stare at a woman and approach her" like yeah i'm sure they won't think you are trying to kill them or something

  • @polaroid_people4676
    @polaroid_people4676 5 років тому +4458

    Kurtis is the REAL attractive man and we all know it

    • @umaru-chan5527
      @umaru-chan5527 5 років тому +52

      Someone had to say it😭

    • @csillaszilagyi9789
      @csillaszilagyi9789 5 років тому +102

      That 86% tells something 👀

    • @jillianc7485
      @jillianc7485 5 років тому +21

      going to see him live on tour with drew and danny, incredibly sad that i won’t be able to smooch any of them

    • @rachel-3136
      @rachel-3136 5 років тому +12

      chill cherry Lmao fr! You’re lucky you’re going to their tour.

    • @duncerunes8341
      @duncerunes8341 5 років тому +2

      2k likes yay! 😄

  • @privcraft_
    @privcraft_ 5 років тому +5611

    Kurtis is the definition of a good role model for young people. He's like the big brother I always wanted

    • @vikkirademacher2039
      @vikkirademacher2039 5 років тому +8

      I (2) great older brothers but a 3rd would be great lol

    • @shrushtikothiwale4758
      @shrushtikothiwale4758 5 років тому +5

      So true!

    • @emmellanna
      @emmellanna 5 років тому +54

      So true! He spits truths in every video without being preachy

    • @sal4538
      @sal4538 5 років тому +1

      True man

    • @hoorayyy1191
      @hoorayyy1191 5 років тому +50

      Me: **likes this while staring at my older brother**

  • @awaywiththefaeries9464
    @awaywiththefaeries9464 4 роки тому +5366

    Attractive Man's Mom: *looks at him*
    Attractive Man: Mom stop i'm not interested!

    • @annulizbeth
      @annulizbeth 4 роки тому +53

      *bwahaAbba*

    • @hsmacaraig
      @hsmacaraig 4 роки тому +13

      HAH-

    • @mariahmosley3796
      @mariahmosley3796 4 роки тому +174

      Attractive Man's cousin : *looks at him*
      Attractive Man : *looks back*
      *Sweet Home Alabama starts playing aggressively in the background*

    • @simone635
      @simone635 4 роки тому +7

      Imogen Howard HAHAHAG

    • @simone635
      @simone635 4 роки тому +8

      Mariah Taylor HahahahHAHAHHAHAHASGGSGDHDDGD

  • @rinmadepie
    @rinmadepie Рік тому +14

    my method for picking up girls is to be completely oblivious to their liking of you for three years, go through a phase where you think you're gay, then when you realize you're not to continue not picking up on her cues until she's about to give up, and then finally asking her out. works every time that one time we did it. still together tho

  • @Amemiya16
    @Amemiya16 5 років тому +1498

    As a certified woman for almost 23 years I can confirm...do NOT EVER do this...0/10 recommend

    • @cameroncarter3235
      @cameroncarter3235 5 років тому +3

      brittny pitkin lol

    • @christopherhammond5142
      @christopherhammond5142 5 років тому +25

      Where do women get those certificates? I'm going to hang out there and be just all alpha as fuck at them.

    • @gingerbreadgreeneyes
      @gingerbreadgreeneyes 5 років тому +32

      Christopher Hammond Now, I’m imagining some random man named Christopher trying to flirt with female newborns as their parents receive their birth certificates

    • @darrishawks6033
      @darrishawks6033 5 років тому +8

      @@gingerbreadgreeneyes negging babies like "hey, you can't just smile like that and not say hi haha. You come here often? You don't look like you get out much"
      p.s. They literally call it negging to insult girls you're trying to meet lmao

    • @anthonyhutchins2300
      @anthonyhutchins2300 5 років тому

      Oh I could have sworn you were an unofficial woman... Weird

  • @delaneybee
    @delaneybee 4 роки тому +1999

    “become popular” IS THIS MIDDLE SCHOOL

    • @sIurz
      @sIurz 4 роки тому +5

      Yes actually

    • @mikuzillas
      @mikuzillas 4 роки тому +1

      I actually try to avoid getting attention lol

    • @vinodkumaraug
      @vinodkumaraug 4 роки тому

      Trump is popular. Is this middle school?

    • @pawsnotclaws2772
      @pawsnotclaws2772 4 роки тому

      Delaney B lmao

    • @011mph
      @011mph 4 роки тому

      @@vinodkumaraug yes

  • @bealol1016
    @bealol1016 4 роки тому +1545

    *PLOT TWIST* : He wants to teach all the guys a way of seduction that wouldn't work so they don't get the girl and HE gets her instead

    • @mel-kf4vz
      @mel-kf4vz 4 роки тому +95

      big brain energy

    • @bealol1016
      @bealol1016 4 роки тому +27

      @@mel-kf4vz The simpsons inspired me ✨💓😍

    • @sarahbasit4638
      @sarahbasit4638 4 роки тому +9

      Wait... this reminds me of Nigahiga's "Nice Guys" lmao

    • @Tayl0r_
      @Tayl0r_ 4 роки тому +2

      I snorted lmfao

    • @sunfish..
      @sunfish.. 4 роки тому +1

      Sarah Basit love that.

  • @helen.3432
    @helen.3432 Рік тому +24

    One time at Walmart Auto, I was giving the cashier my number and the person behind me wrote it down and then called me later on that day and said something along the lines of “you can’t be showing off your assets like that without expecting to get hit on” 🤢

    • @laceyrainbolt5432
      @laceyrainbolt5432 6 місяців тому +1

      that’s terrifying i’m so sorry that happened to you. i’ve had some uncomfortable interactions with men at walmart too. why is it always walmart??

    • @helen.3432
      @helen.3432 6 місяців тому

      @@laceyrainbolt5432 I’m sorry you’ve had similar experiences! And I have no clue! The deals can be nice but at what cost 😪

  • @bitterbutlr
    @bitterbutlr 5 років тому +3562

    Since I’m lesbian, I actually had to take my eyes out with a spoon so I don’t look at any guys on accident

    • @green_angel2222
      @green_angel2222 4 роки тому +25

      LMAOOOO

    • @Eli-db9ml
      @Eli-db9ml 4 роки тому +8

      Oh same hat

    • @blackmaskpsycho
      @blackmaskpsycho 4 роки тому +40

      I'm gay so I'm just like.. Huh I really fucking hope no straight men do this shit. I certainly would turn them down and probably call the police

    • @AshaSara
      @AshaSara 4 роки тому +4

      @@kaylaa9042 Hahaha yeah

    • @semenandgayuncle
      @semenandgayuncle 4 роки тому +7

      What does it mean when guy looks at you??? I’m new to manning-

  • @lilyinnes35
    @lilyinnes35 4 роки тому +4710

    I think it’s SO funny when men tell other men what women want. Like, what qualifies them to speak for all girls lmao

    • @dionysusfilms165
      @dionysusfilms165 4 роки тому +166

      Ikkkk it’s so weird

    • @MahouShoujo-Studios
      @MahouShoujo-Studios 4 роки тому +121

      Look at the channel Anothyspade. He's so sexist it's incredibly scary

    • @elishan5895
      @elishan5895 4 роки тому +56

      Ikr creepy as hell

    • @nishitaiyengar
      @nishitaiyengar 4 роки тому +178

      Yo I figured it out. All the pick up artists are secretly gay, and that’s why they pretend to teach men about things women want but it’s actually what they want men to do.

    • @Feast4Majora
      @Feast4Majora 4 роки тому +16

      No AsK fISh WhEN trY to CAtch FiSH ha

  • @emmasanford9931
    @emmasanford9931 4 роки тому +3422

    Why does he look like everyone’s creepy uncle

    • @jade4208
      @jade4208 4 роки тому +107

      He just needs to be fatter lmao

    • @Ana-kt7xw
      @Ana-kt7xw 4 роки тому +22

      Aaliyah Jade LMAOOO

    • @lucyrose9559
      @lucyrose9559 4 роки тому +80

      Nah I think he looks like the uncle that shows up to family events extremely high

    • @nessa3025
      @nessa3025 4 роки тому +14

      Lucy Rose can confirm source: cambodian parties

    • @albertgrunnion2228
      @albertgrunnion2228 4 роки тому +14

      he looks kinda like my grade 9 science teacher

  • @emilypurrentiss
    @emilypurrentiss Рік тому +13

    if a man ever grabbed my shoulder and forcefully turned me around to face him in public i would knock him tf out.

  • @Jack-dk9bk
    @Jack-dk9bk 5 років тому +1803

    If a dude physically moved me instead of tapping my shoulder I’d immediately assume he was a psychopath lmao

    • @beck2682
      @beck2682 5 років тому +20

      Mary Russell I’d slap his ass lmao

    • @sleepingstrawb
      @sleepingstrawb 5 років тому +43

      Time to run or square up

    • @klavdiya9821
      @klavdiya9821 5 років тому

      Exactly!!!

    • @bbaileyno
      @bbaileyno 5 років тому +32

      Id immediately fucking mace him

    • @melynnejimenez8242
      @melynnejimenez8242 5 років тому +30

      He's getting pepper sprayed soooo fucking quick 😂😂😂

  • @hedahennig
    @hedahennig 5 років тому +4700

    "YOU ARE A MAN"
    me, a woman: 😳

    • @jumbeanie27
      @jumbeanie27 5 років тому +124

      I relate to this sooo much.
      "I am no man."

    • @windowtree2637
      @windowtree2637 5 років тому +96

      And I've been ftm ever since

    • @juliannavarro3440
      @juliannavarro3440 5 років тому +14

      JAJAJAJA this made me laugh more than it should

    • @fanny6678
      @fanny6678 4 роки тому +33

      I cringed so hard when he said that. And what followed was even worse. I sat here litterally beeing like: no,no,no,no,no... god no.

    • @stargazingstar3239
      @stargazingstar3239 4 роки тому

      Me

  • @mona-qz6dm
    @mona-qz6dm 5 років тому +2747

    this guy has never been around:
    - women
    - cats

    • @lovielee1200
      @lovielee1200 5 років тому +1

      Haha nice lol 😂

    • @Grace-px5ck
      @Grace-px5ck 5 років тому +12

      - a mirror

    • @ollieverse
      @ollieverse 5 років тому

      Well, he hired one for his video 😂

    • @hurricanejay1777
      @hurricanejay1777 5 років тому +23

      So basically... he's never been around pussy

    • @maxinefinnfoxen
      @maxinefinnfoxen 5 років тому +4

      - REAL attractive men
      Neither have I thooo

  • @itshannah6048
    @itshannah6048 2 роки тому +11

    “Hi. You can’t look at me like that without at least saying hi. Hi.” I FELL OVER

    • @JackTheLion
      @JackTheLion 2 роки тому

      Lmaoo I was watching and that line just played as I was reading this 😂

    • @IWillNeverReadYourReply
      @IWillNeverReadYourReply 4 місяці тому +1

      Please this man is supposed to be an expert at speaking to women and he said "hi" three times in one 30 second interaction. I'm not seeing the expertise

  • @tigbuna
    @tigbuna 5 років тому +784

    a woman: *says nothing*
    a woman: *still saying literally nothing*
    matt artisan: 😏 yeah i’m in

  • @kimyearwood2
    @kimyearwood2 4 роки тому +3035

    the whole thing about "touch her like a man" and "grab her" leads to physical abuse, that's so scary.

    • @myriahkeays3846
      @myriahkeays3846 4 роки тому +215

      Yeah it’s legit terrifying that some men are teaching other men to be this way

    • @DanteLikesRock
      @DanteLikesRock 3 роки тому +4

      Yes im sure you girls like guys who dont know what theyre doing & fumble their way around kissing etc.

    • @myriahkeays3846
      @myriahkeays3846 3 роки тому +266

      @@DanteLikesRock inexperience is not a turn off. Physical abuse is.

    • @kimyearwood2
      @kimyearwood2 3 роки тому +170

      @@DanteLikesRock says someone who’s not a girl. You gotta know and respect the difference

    • @DanteLikesRock
      @DanteLikesRock 3 роки тому +1

      @@myriahkeays3846 you act as if guys are going around purposefully abusing women. Well no shit of course no one would like that. There's a difference between abusing girls & being competent.

  • @skatiesk
    @skatiesk 4 роки тому +1337

    What's rly funny is that most of the "advice" he's giving these men are things that I see as red flags after I meet a new guy

    • @ashkennedy9789
      @ashkennedy9789 4 роки тому +62

      Kate Kremer yeah really. hunter? more like predator

    • @Em-fz5uh
      @Em-fz5uh 4 роки тому +30

      Haha exactly.
      I was thinking this when he talked about how you should always keep an eye contact with the girl (or something like that). I shivered thinking about how uncomfortable I would be if this dude was staring at me for 5 minutes lol.

    • @timfrey2358
      @timfrey2358 4 роки тому +31

      maybe he's secretly trying to stop incels by pretending to be one of them and then teaching them how to turn women off so they stay as far away as possible. In which case he's a damn genius.

    • @mrwtfwhy
      @mrwtfwhy 4 роки тому

      god forbid some dudes want to improve themselves

    • @rhilxn.2037
      @rhilxn.2037 4 роки тому +19

      @@mrwtfwhy They aren't "improving", they're just making it to where woman don't like them.

  • @Whol3NothaL3v3l
    @Whol3NothaL3v3l 2 роки тому +14

    This video has confirmed my worst observations. That when you look at certain guys they think it's because you like them. I've never heard a guy actually state that's what they believe, until this video.
    Once I started noticing that guys would try to hit on me after making contact, I started being intentional about not looking at them unless I'm about to say something.

  • @Karenlangegut
    @Karenlangegut 3 роки тому +2389

    Calling yourself “alpha” is the most beta thing EVER

    • @randoms2226
      @randoms2226 3 роки тому +15

      I am a beta and I don't like this😫

    • @user-iz4vq8xf9j
      @user-iz4vq8xf9j 3 роки тому +17

      Omega OOOO

    • @A7xeno
      @A7xeno 3 роки тому +23

      I am delta male

    • @mitschire
      @mitschire 3 роки тому +44

      I am sorry to inform you but the greek alphabet does not include enough letters to describe the rank of self proclamed 'alpha men'

    • @TheToastanater
      @TheToastanater 3 роки тому +7

      I am an omega male

  • @Kff619
    @Kff619 5 років тому +1444

    This could literally be titled “how to kidnap women” and what he says would still apply

    • @AJ69238
      @AJ69238 5 років тому +10

      What's the difference lmao

    • @dumbbear8478
      @dumbbear8478 5 років тому

      300th like

    • @nanditaroy2337
      @nanditaroy2337 5 років тому +9

      Andrei Andrei2 stop embarrassing yourself

  • @gillianl8932
    @gillianl8932 5 років тому +1262

    “Looking back can create sexual tension”
    *Me staring intensely at the manager for my job interview*

  • @charcharslide27
    @charcharslide27 Рік тому +11

    I actually think all men who genuinely like this guys advice should follow it because then they'll filter themselves out of the dating pool

  • @colbyspitz8699
    @colbyspitz8699 5 років тому +3060

    Kurtis: Imagine becoming a mayor to pick up girls
    *Becomes mayor of Kurtistown*
    *has 85% female audience*
    Kurtis: I see your point...

  • @inactive3118
    @inactive3118 3 роки тому +3827

    He gives off "where's my hug?" vibes 💀

    • @Morepanthers
      @Morepanthers 3 роки тому +149

      I could hear that perfectly in his horrible voice *Shudder*

    • @lostfound2014
      @lostfound2014 3 роки тому +8

      @Light Yagami Ayo you cant go without sauce🥵

    • @jessicaconnolly5131
      @jessicaconnolly5131 3 роки тому +25

      This sentence gives me flash backs

    • @SocksWithSandalsEnjoyer
      @SocksWithSandalsEnjoyer 3 роки тому +4

      as i learned from the great quenlin blackwell, just say "in the past"

    • @maya-po2by
      @maya-po2by 3 роки тому +5

      Love ur jack stauber pfp

  • @TY-qv8lg
    @TY-qv8lg 5 років тому +3138

    Nobody:
    Woman: *zones out*
    Alpha male: I DONT THINK WE’VE MET BEFORE

    • @yomna9660
      @yomna9660 5 років тому +46

      T Y honeslty some men think I’m interested if i look at them its kinda weird

    • @DewSocks
      @DewSocks 4 роки тому +1

      *Beta

    • @SunsetPro.
      @SunsetPro. 4 роки тому +2

      Thisbis my third favorite comment ever

    • @popisdeadisagoodsong9997
      @popisdeadisagoodsong9997 4 роки тому +1

      I don't think you realize how hard you made me laugh

  • @Aiden22403
    @Aiden22403 2 роки тому +11

    a couple of years ago (in class, during break) i was just zoned out thinking about whatever, i didnt realise i was looking at a dude, he came to me and just fucking started yelling "the fuck are you looking at? got a crush on me or shit?" he started getting way too close so i kicked him in the balls and we never talked ever again, nor did he approach me