I Am Hot = Comedy?
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- Опубліковано 25 чер 2024
- An age old question: Is it possible to be hot and funny? Based on Ray Diaz's instagram profile, no.
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The blonde girl in the videos is the underage girl he abused in real life :/ its so disturbing to watch
Well it kinda explains how the photo “joke” was that she’s “unattractive” in real life but looks good in photos and how he’s “hot” in real life but takes bad photos. It seems small but I feel like that gives a glimpse into how he treated her when no one was watching.
Is he still in prison ?
@@sethrowlands760 I think he paid off the bail but idk
@@faithkidwell9757 timestamp
@@bakar2134 8:32
The "I don't care" girl also got arrested for being naked in public and hitting a police officer. Guess she didn't care.
Bruh u copied
Well shit
:0
Rukmani Ramanathan I didn’t “copy” I just thought I’d share it in the comments. Didn’t know somebody already said it.
Hmmm this looks familiar....
Imagine Danny's wife just chilling and then she hears him screaming on the top of his lungs saying:
*WHERE ARE THE GIRLS?*
Or when he went full horizontal she just hears a large *THUMP* from upstairs
LMAOO I swear, the partners of such youtubers have some pretty inchresting experience to tell 💀
Yes
@@hat7475 its “interesting” btw, but i think u know that by now- sry for acting like ur stupid or sumn-
@@eloisethekitkat5223 inchresting is just a popular intentional misspelling
"RATED R, also, please don't come here if you're married"
Fifty Shades of Grey basically
Dude.... DUDE!! *DUDE!!!*
fifty shades of greg
@@auntbill8166 b r u h
Wait why aren’t married people supposed to watch fifty shades
@@charles_capet321 it's a jk cuz no one's gonna watch that shit except single moms who just wanna see the hot guy.
BAHAHAHA NOO 😭
You know the 18+ is ironic to think about considering he was dating a 16 year old girl
fr
I was thinking the same thing I'm like that's the girl who recently got abused by this bastard
If only Danny had known! Could’ve called that idiot out!
Ha
wait W H A T
*gets hit by a car*
I DON’T CARE
Death: Your time has come.
Me: *I DON'T CARE.*
**gets shot 23 times**
_I dOn'T cArE!!1!_
@@mikapii5210 Connor: 28 STAB WOUNDS. YOU DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH?
Me: *I DONT CARE*
Meets Danny in person
Omg I care
*doesnt care*
I DONT CARE
Years later, tiktok took the “I’m hot = comedy” things to newer, lower levels.
BROOOO I WAS JUST THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING
Explain? I wasn't in tiktok at this time
@@SongSteel he abused and dated a 16 yr old
@@sushihater did you just copy some comment? Also, that's not the point of the comment
That's its job.
the way danny describes getting a little juice spilled on yourself as “somewhat devastating” trips me up every time
And the way he says it so seriously
😂
loop
"what's the punchline gonna be?" bold of you to assume there would be a punchline danny
Who are there no replies this is lowkey funny
bruh, you just destroyed him.
I am in jail = Comedy?
Comedy = I am in jail?
I am hot = jail?
Lol
Yes
@Vortex GamingYT hot jail? Jail jail hot spicy?
Danny: "Please don't tell anyone about my secret club"
7.7M people: "You got it"
“Um actually… it’s 9,032,235 People 🤓”
@@lad2812 "Well actually, it's 9,122,724 🤓"
@@brainrot__ "BNo, actually, it's 9,280,978 views 🤓"
@skylar "Actually its 9,473,383🤓"
Omg helluva boss and Danny Gonzalez fan yasssss
This video helped me get to the top of a random kahoot game I played in science class because we were doing a "guess the flag" and this flag 🇨🇺 came up and I immediately thought of the beginning of this video so I answered in 0.2 seconds and shot up from 10th to the top 5. So to make a long story short, thank you Danny!
(This happened three weeks ago)
Me: Has no idea who this Ray guy is
Comment section: *He in jail lololol*
Omg same
pocket Fullo'Poseys same
pocket Fullo'Poseys same
Comments: lolololol ray’s in jailllll
Me: owo???
Lol samee
I did not expect a personal greeting, thank you.
Haha
Whats up greg
Oh my god, wazzup greg lmaooo
Wazzup Greg
Omg I just commented "what if someone named Greg watched Danny's videos" 😂😂
"let alone protect my white cousin." I laughed harder than I should have with this one. 😂
Nothing wrong with that, fellow Greg.
Imagine being gregs neighbor and randomly hearing him scream "WHERE ARE THE GIRLS!!"
IT'S DANNY!
I agree, though, that would be odd.
the “18+advised (single) 🇨🇺 “ sounds like a dating profile, but you actually don’t have to be 18+
@Amelia Aguilar Reyes yeah I'm actually pretty sure he's in jail 😳
@Amelia Aguilar Reyes exactly he's not hot anyway
It does say "advised", not "only"
@Catie Ard lol
🤡same guy that dated and sexually abused a 17 year old huh
The ex at the end of that sketch where he’s trying to make her jealous kind of slayed though. “Guess life must be rough without me” *lays a flower on him as if it’s his grave* GIRLPOP LITERALLY SLAYED SO HARD
I'm glad I'm "ugly" because even though I'm ugly, I'm still funnier than Ray.
This secret club sounds a lot like the Jeremy Renner app
AJ O'Connell 😂😂😂
AHAHAHAHA ngl it does
OMG it’s a secret
That’s the secret of the club 😶
The reason Danny stopped it, and his patreon, is because he realized he couldn't find the time to dedicate to the livestream or the patreon-exclusive discord. He didn't want people spending money on things he could deliver on so the discord is now public for everyone and the secret club is gone.
Jeremy Renner's app was filled with low-effort interaction and almost no exclusive content and he deleted it because of the trolls, not because he wasn't giving enough time to it.
So, yeah, they're comparable if you refuse to look at or mention the nuance of the situations and want to make a quick jab at Danny's integrity for those sweet sweet lols.
Y’all know the “jail” and “abuse” and “pedo” comments are about the Instagram guy, Ray, right? And _not_ Danny? I’ve seen like 6 different comments thinking Danny was the guy we were calling a pedo 🤦🏻♀️
Yeah, the comments are all about raydiaz or whatever his name is
Oh god wtf
@@TaylorAmelia Of course a handful of 12 year old are dumb as shit, they're children. That's just stating the obvious.
@@PetSymmetry yeah thet are? Gen Z is people born from around 1997-2012. A twelve year old would be born around 2008.
But Danny is thirteen, how could he be a pedo?
Fun fact: narcissist aren't actually infatuated with themselves, they are obsessed with how they are perceived because they are deeply insecure. They feel like everyone is out to get them and will not shy away from openly victimizing themselves as long as it doesn't chip on their reputation.
Drew's initials: DG
Kurtis' initials: DG
Don't act like ur not the same person, Jarvis
Might just be me, but I really don't find that dude hot.
Same
BlackSonder same
Yeah. Danny is way cuter imo.
In terms of hot dudes, I'd put him in mid-tier. Even that might be too much
Same but it might be because I’m a lesbian
Requirement of Danny’s secret club:
Must be 18+
Single
And Cuba.
(advised)
Dang I’m not Cuba
Jk6505 Lol Out. Get out. OUT NOW
aww...man I wish I was Cuba...welp ok then...
Kaija Koenigberg you must be cuba
Okay but the way Danny says "Heheh why does he ride it like that? He's so silly" reminds me of Cat from Victorious
One thing that made me really uncomfortable about the photograph one is that the girl is dressed in a way she’s clearly comfortable and posing in less feminine ways, but as soon as they check the pictures she’s showing more skin and posing in ways you see only female models in. Idk, seems kinda weird to me
I noticed it too
Guys don’t tell Danny, but he has a secret club.
Dont worry, I wont
You haven't even joined
@@jaypixxel Touche
I won’t K
don't worry I won't
Danny's initials= DG
Drew's initials=DG
Are they the same person? Tell us the truth, Danny.
Or should we say dranny
*Illuminati music plays*
Cody's initials = DG
Woah,
Cody Ko = CK
Kurtis Conner = KC
Is kurtis conner just reverse cody ko?
This thread has left me with a lot of unanswered questions🤔😐
i'm still pissed that 13-year-old me didn't have to money to join the secret club and now it's gone :(
Me too
The police: “you just murdered a child!”
The girl: “I don’t care”
The police: “You are going to jail”
The girl “Oh n.. *I MEAN* I don’t care!!”
She actually did get arrested
@@door-chanprove it
Brent Rivera has left the chat
dry skin gal underrated comment
that nigga ain't funny whatsoever
@@elenaj3779 neither is Brent
Doctor: You have 60 seconds to live.
Girl: i dOn'T cArE
I am about to start flopping on the floor like a discount Walmart shopper
I would be like “OH HELL YEAH IMMA TAKE A NAP UNTIL I DIE”
Me:like i was having a life..
*i d o n t c a r e*
Ha not any more!! *shoots self*
Danny sounds like a cute baby when he says "he's so silly why does he ride the scooter like that " :)
Fun fact: if you replace “Greg” with “danny” it becomes Danny
Did you know that every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes
Ah yes, the floor is made of floor
omg epik fact :0
Wow, that _is_ fun, thanks!
Danny you need to do a face reveal
Omg guys thanks for 1 like
I meant 3.2k likes
Jacorb Robbins we seriously need this
Exactly we have been waiting for so long
IKR
lmao u right why doesnt he just do it already
“18+ advised” boy that didn’t age well.
Aged backwards
Neither did his relationships
E
*pushes anime glasses*
@@the_randoms7742 pfffttt
12:13- I heard that song and immediately knew you where gonna get claimed-
That title fits perfectly with Matt Rife tbh
If you replace the g’s in Greg with o’s, it spells Oreo
Awesome.
Nice😼😼
So we can eat gregs?
You cracked the code.
Area
Breb
Crec
Dred
Eree
Fref
GREG
Hreh
Irei
Jrej
Krek
Lrel
Mrem
Nren
Oreo
Prep
Qreq
Rrer
Sres
Tret
Ureu
Vrev
Wrew
Xrex
Yrey
Zrez
did you know if u replace all the letters in "greg" you get abs
And if you replace the letters in 'abs', you'll get Craig, the slowest growing army on the internet, and you should look that up.
you are absolutely hilarious
You can also replace all the letterds in Craig you can spell Greg is the most fastest army on youtube and Danny is the best
Fuck I didn't know that!😲
@@theonewhowearscrocs8591 to tyeiu
no way, 5 yrs ago is crazy 😕
"My knee hurts" Did Danny predict the update corner.
ray diaz is the male version of lele pons
d u d e
Yaaaasssss Lele Pons
Shut up. He’s so better
skinny TRUE!!!
skinny I’m pretty sure ray and Lele dated
Instead of Ray Diaz, his name should be...
Ray Pist
i mean-
lol wtf
I was about to say
“What”
But nOw I get it and you are a genius.
“Mr. Pist?”
“Oh uh yeah”
Yes
Danny: This is a secret, so don't tell anyone
Also Danny: shows the video to millions of people
I have been binging a lot of Danny’s videos lately. This one is definitely one of my favorites. The horizontal thing was hilarious
He really pranked that underage girl when he was physically and emotionally abusive to them. He really got them.
Ahahahaha abuse is so funny. Legitimate trauma is such a great prank haha /j
@@sneakysnek572 men
Edit: supposed to be mean
@@NWKohout you forgot to put “terrible” before men
@@joshuatartar2731 oh spelling mistake I meant mean
@Nobody I think u meant terrible mean 😂
Ray: 18+ and single O N L Y
Also Ray: **gets arrested for dating and abusing a 16 year old*
WhAt WUt?? He did what?!
Yeah he dated a 16 year old he made videos with
I don't care
@@lostsilver9311 yeah the blonde girl he kissed in this video to make his ex jealous was his girlfriend that he abused
@incognito not sure PEDOPHILIA IS THE ATTRACTION TO PREPUBESCENTS.
Was that clear enough for you, or should I rent a billboard?
Atleast for once it's the villain that ended up being a terrible abuser. I'm sick of seeing people I enjoyed the content of end up being horrible people, so thank you Ray, for reminding me it's not just the people I thought were good. It can also be the people I thought were narcissistic and slightly racist.
y'all craig stole the join button stop looking for it
Is it possible to be hot and funny? obviously yes danny, i mean just look in the mirror
Dude, stop flirting with a 13 year old
@@rebekanickell8451 13? I thought he was 12???
Smooth.
No he's 1 year old.
i thought he was 5 :o
irony is putting 18+ in your bio and then dating and abusing a 16 year old.
@C.J Rex 18 years old
9:21
Danny that is just someone speedrunning super Mario 64
Relatable
Danny trying to do the horizontal jump thing is pure comedy gold 🤣🤣
Uhhh Danny you didn’t introduce the new nutcracker??? Rude.... expected more from you
I think he posted about him getting on his insta story the other day
Justin Okello lmao why
Avery Urban damn I missed it
@@fafuka9863 my roblox girlfriend broke up with me, now i need to let out my hate on the internet
Justin Okello fair enough, sorry for your loss
“how to sell your body on instagram”
well first you had my attention but now you have my *interest*
This comment concerns me
kokichi the fuck you doing here?
Why you here Kokichi- you better not nee hee hee me
@lydia Be concerned. be very concerned, i don’t even remember writing this comment.
@@gennysaihara9712 bro are you my sister
The great thing about watching all these videos on trending stars 5 years later is realizing nothing about my generation's culture is worth remembering haha. Like, who the fuck was ray Diaz?
you say that like the majority of any generation's "culture" was worth remembering. these days we've whittled the past into only the most memorable parts because that's literally what memorable means, but in reality that's only a percent of a percent of what actually happened, but most of it, even a lot of popular stuff was boring, mundane or outright bad and has been forgotten for a reason.
it's also not like ray diaz was that big of a deal in the first place. it's a stretch to call him part of any "culture"
Thanks Danny, you never fail to brighten my day
"ʜᴇʜᴇ ʜᴇ's sᴏ sɪʟʟʏ" *stares at the camera*
This part fucking KILLED ME
I’m the 699th liker
Your lucky im the 1,002th like
8:26
Am I the truest Greg now?
I liked this comment because i wanna be in the secret club but i am broke so im applauding you for having more money than I.
@@graced.6639Ha ha lol 😂 same
Colleen you have the Greg egg
Colleen thank you for joining the secret club! Make sure no one finds out please.
Me too
Plus that guy is not even hot. 🤦♀️
Someone needs to take some parts of this video out of context now
Imagine having the name Greg and this is the first Danny video you’ve ever seen
@Cheese Cheese You replied saying that Danny says "What' up, Greg?" in every video (which might I add is wrong, there was a point where he did not say that). My point is that you should really read the comment before hand. The person above you said, "Imagine having the name Greg and this is the _first_ Danny video you’ve ever seen." It appears to me that you have not read the comment fully since the joke is simple and everyone should have understood it. The joke clearly stated that "it's your _first_ Danny video," there's no "what if"'s or anything, so you saying that Danny saying "What's up, Greg" in all his videos doesn't really correlate to the comment lmao, because his joke is basically a one-time situation for any Greg's out there.
Kieran Leiber preach my man
@@kieranleiber6823 yea lmao
what the hell did this cheese cheese guy say
Yeah what did cheese cheese say
Hey guys I think Danny has a secret club or something.... idk just a guess.
SHH! dont say that, danny doesnt want others to know that
Nah
wait can i still join idk how :/
@@rileykate6967 uhh same
You know to much
I subscribed, liked, and turned on notifications! have a blessed day Danny
Man… I love all of Cody’s older video
as Greg grows, so does the nutcracker guy army
Should we gregs worry about it?
frikynikkid probably
@@frikynikkid yes there are already 2 nutcrackers _there multiplying_
I’m really excited to look back in 4 weeks and see like 20 nutcracker guys scattered around the room.
OH LAWD THEY COMIN’
*G* Floating
*R* Horizontally
*E* In
*G* Midair
Umm that is a horrible acronym
A proper one is
G Floating
R Horizontally
E In
G Midair and getting ripped
I seriously thought those were acronyms
I have a better one
G these
R are
E very
G stu.... there ok and funny actually
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👌🏽
8:11
Danny, I’ve been a fan for 5 whole years and I gotta say, you’ve come so far. I’m glad you aren’t quitting youtube anytime soon. I’m Melanie by the way
What happened to the join button? I really wanted to join Danny's secret club :(
he got rid of it, he said he promised more than he could give. i wanted to join too :((
@@aivilivia oh
Isn't he the child predator who told a little girl to kill her self?
Yep
Unless I've missed something, no. 16 year olds are not children, nor little girls.
@@seigeengine Apparently you have missed something because sixteen year olds are little girls, and she was half his age. Also there's the whole, she's a minor thing...
Great, YT deleting comments again.
16 is the age of consent in much of the USA and much of the developed world. If they were most anywhere other than California, age wouldn't have been a problem.
So no, 16 year olds aren't little girls. Cut the crap.
@@seigeengine uh actually thats where you're wrong. Age of consent refers to underaged kids of no more than two years apart having sex together. Not, a 30 something year old man having sex with and abusing a very young girl that could have been his daughter and was most likely very impressionable. At age 16, her brain was not fully developed and she most likely didnt have a lot of the emotional maturity that two consenting adults have.
Not to mention that since this guy was abusive, he most likely groomed her and manipulated her into being with him and having sex with him.
"Is being horizontal in mid-air a big thing in the fitness community?" Oh man I lost it
Hes done it! Hes gone full horizantal!
I saw this right as he said it
I like to browse the comments while watching the video and while I read this comment IN TUNE Danny said what you quoted 😝👏🤭
I saw you're comment while he said that.
“That’s not cool! My knee hurts!”-Danny Gonzales 2018
9:35 I'll be honest, the last thing i excpected to hear from an old Danny Gonzalez video was a Smash Brothers reference.
He hurt his knee
*and TARNISHED his rePUTATION*
*dips tip of knee in puddle*
Tsukari Kaoru **imaginary puddles
Lmao references
omg i forgot about this!! perfect callback
After tarnishing his reputation, he started emotionally eating and became fat... and ugly.
His secret club is the most secretive club in the universe. Only 8.08 million people know
7.2 actually 🤩
Congrats on 69 likes
@@abrusselsproutenthusiast5446 thanks
congrats on 420 likes
@@cagedcorvid thanks man
I've been watching drew all day and it took me until 1 minute in to the video to realize that it was Danny
“This is the most Wednesday shit I’ve ever seen” Lmao
Jonny jonny
Yes papa
Being funny
No papa
Quality content
No papa
Posting daily
Ha ha ha
It's me Chief 😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's me Chief That worked way too good😂
I haven't seen anything more perfect thanbthis today.😂
Your profile pic scared the hell out of me
Lol
Whats up greg it's *greg*
Hey V-Sause, *V-Sause* here!
@@reiryuhnz1396 I WAS LITERALLY JUST WATCHING V-SAUCE LE GASP
Danny forgot his own name...
Sup Greg I’m also greg
Hotel? *H O T E L*
BRO LELE PONS WAS MY CHILDHOOD
Danny just saying YOU'RE BLACK is still funny to this day
who’s here after ray diaz is in jail lol
Meeeeeeeeeeeee
Me but he got bailed out 😢
Meeeee
R G look it up in google like me....he really ducked up!!!
Aggressive Pizza It does. 16 year old still basically means a child. She was underage (not 18+) and Ray Dias was fucking 33
ray was arrested for dating and sexually abusing a 17 yr old... he's 30
edit: holy shit i did not expect this comment to get so much likes-
wait what
This happened?
the girl he kissed in the skit was a M I N O R
oh
👀
how many times does he say 'Secret Club'🤣😂
i fell asleep to this and woke up to danny screaming "WHERE ARE THE GIRLS"
ah yes, a normal encounter for someone who falls asleep to youtube :,)
edit: i also just woke up to this 14:01
"THATS NOT COOL! MY KNEE HURTS!"
-Danny Gonzalez, a couple years ago
1 year not a couple
@@pstrauma thats not really the point of the joke but ok ty for correcting me
what anime’s ur pfp of
@@tee3816 Danganronpa
irl makoto naegi
Off topic but i love Naegi and Danganronpa. My fav characters are; Kokichi, Kaito, Ishimaru, Mondo, Gonta, Angie, Nagito, Hinata, and K1B0.. (•̀ᴗ•́)و
This has nothing to do with this video but did you know, the largest living bird in the world is a wandering albatross they are a sea bird and spend a lot of there life in the air. They can have a wingspan of up to twelve feet and have three to four babies a year.
Another cool type of bird is a secretary bird, they hunt and eat snakes so as a result they have vary long and fast legs, so fast, that the snake that there hunting dos not even have the time to strike.
if they where to stomp on a scale, it would measure more than there body weight.
Another cool bird is a shoe billed stork, they’re water birds and hunt lungfish, a fish that has the ability to breathe to escape pretors, a process that is all out useless around a shoe bill, they have big shoe like bills, witch is where they get there name.
There almost a blue color and have long legs, they sit still for most of the day waiting for movement in any near by water.
They’ll eat most any fish they can get there bill around, even other birds babies.
Yo I love shoe billed storks!!!
Nice, random fact, Greg.
Cool
Thank you
Nice.
10:40
After 4 years of watching this scene and close analysis. I can confirm Danny does not have squishy bones. 😔
Danny DANNY DANNY! You NEED to review norm of the north (there are 4 movies
Imagine how his wife feels when he's screaming in another room
I think he waits for her to leave
@@emilymartin7864 to go where?
@@boofstain1508 work or arends
She probably just thinks about how strange her life is that Danny screaming in another room is how they pay the bills 😂
12:31
The fact that Ray Diaz hasn’t been canceled yet and he’s still growing on social media annoys me so much
Cause he's hot
M A he's not LOLOL
@@M4rteevee wack
@Sweters Bingus I'm a whore for Latino men
@@Kittttydotcom tasteless
Subscribed liked and notifications on
I love your videos 🥰🤩
My leg fell asleep and now it comming back danny made me laugh and I almost peed myself
i’ve only ever heard of him when he got exposed for abusing his girlfriend
she snapped wait what?
@@miaverboom4560 yeah ray diaz abused his girlfriend but he got out of jail because of money
What??? I hope people spam that in the comments of all his shitty videos
Same. And the pedo stuff. 🤢
@@miaverboom4560 yup, there are recordings of him threatening to kill her or someone else. Drama alert has the tea.
A NEW NUTCRACKER
He posted about it on his IG
Omg
The nutcracker girl friend?
Or boyfriend. It's 2018
They're multiplying
I love how fearlessly Danny went horizontal
0:38 im playing pixelmon and the exact second he said cuba, a cubone near me went "Cubone" it suprised me