I Am Hot = Comedy?

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  • Опубліковано 16 чер 2024
  • An age old question: Is it possible to be hot and funny? Based on Ray Diaz's instagram profile, no.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 20 тис.

  • @joaquinarellano2439
    @joaquinarellano2439 5 років тому +26503

    You know the 18+ is ironic to think about considering he was dating a 16 year old girl

    • @i-7710
      @i-7710 5 років тому +536

      fr

    • @Impulsiveartist
      @Impulsiveartist 5 років тому +1772

      I was thinking the same thing I'm like that's the girl who recently got abused by this bastard

    • @leboba2671
      @leboba2671 5 років тому +882

      If only Danny had known! Could’ve called that idiot out!

    • @Alex-fw9hd
      @Alex-fw9hd 5 років тому +61

      Ha

    • @dianasrisuk9612
      @dianasrisuk9612 4 роки тому +392

      wait W H A T

  • @katiec8698
    @katiec8698 4 роки тому +12224

    The "I don't care" girl also got arrested for being naked in public and hitting a police officer. Guess she didn't care.

  • @lvbboi9
    @lvbboi9 3 роки тому +4507

    "RATED R, also, please don't come here if you're married"
    Fifty Shades of Grey basically

    • @auntbill8166
      @auntbill8166 3 роки тому +322

      Dude.... DUDE!! *DUDE!!!*
      fifty shades of greg

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 3 роки тому +48

      @@auntbill8166 b r u h

    • @charles_capet321
      @charles_capet321 2 роки тому +34

      Wait why aren’t married people supposed to watch fifty shades

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 2 роки тому +38

      @@charles_capet321 it's a jk cuz no one's gonna watch that shit except single moms who just wanna see the hot guy.

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 2 роки тому +9

      BAHAHAHA NOO 😭

  • @rat_piss0305
    @rat_piss0305 2 роки тому +8920

    Imagine Danny's wife just chilling and then she hears him screaming on the top of his lungs saying:
    *WHERE ARE THE GIRLS?*

    • @jayp1890
      @jayp1890 2 роки тому +625

      Or when he went full horizontal she just hears a large *THUMP* from upstairs

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 2 роки тому +429

      LMAOO I swear, the partners of such youtubers have some pretty inchresting experience to tell 💀

    • @hotchocolate2476
      @hotchocolate2476 2 роки тому +17

      Yes

    • @eloisethekitkat5223
      @eloisethekitkat5223 2 роки тому +27

      @@hat7475 its “interesting” btw, but i think u know that by now- sry for acting like ur stupid or sumn-

    • @malihaariba7396
      @malihaariba7396 2 роки тому +86

      @@eloisethekitkat5223 inchresting is just a popular intentional misspelling

  • @SailorMoolong
    @SailorMoolong 4 роки тому +5252

    The blonde girl in the videos is the underage girl he abused in real life :/ its so disturbing to watch

    • @faithkidwell9757
      @faithkidwell9757 4 роки тому +706

      Well it kinda explains how the photo “joke” was that she’s “unattractive” in real life but looks good in photos and how he’s “hot” in real life but takes bad photos. It seems small but I feel like that gives a glimpse into how he treated her when no one was watching.

    • @sethrowlands760
      @sethrowlands760 4 роки тому +63

      Is he still in prison ?

    • @cantbekam
      @cantbekam 4 роки тому +101

      @@sethrowlands760 I think he paid off the bail but idk

    • @bakar2134
      @bakar2134 4 роки тому +10

      @@faithkidwell9757 timestamp

    • @kirstinx9074
      @kirstinx9074 4 роки тому +22

      @@bakar2134 8:32

  • @Tom-sc3ux
    @Tom-sc3ux 4 роки тому +5126

    Imagine his wife just hearing WHERE ARE THE GIRLS being screamed from the next room

    • @cheesecheese6950
      @cheesecheese6950 4 роки тому +109

      Laura sadly isn't home when he films. 😔

    • @LavroseRovender
      @LavroseRovender 3 роки тому +21

      Cheese Cheese wait really?

    • @hufflepuffhorcrux3269
      @hufflepuffhorcrux3269 3 роки тому +136

      she died in Afghanistan so that’s not a problem

    • @hufflepuffhorcrux3269
      @hufflepuffhorcrux3269 3 роки тому +103

      Youssef Motawi they’re the same person. It doesn’t matter which fake name you use, we know it’s all the same anyway

    • @bigtonecity
      @bigtonecity 3 роки тому +10

      His wife be like👁👄👁

  • @BlackWolf207
    @BlackWolf207 2 роки тому +3271

    Years later, tiktok took the “I’m hot = comedy” things to newer, lower levels.

    • @girfuentes
      @girfuentes 2 роки тому +55

      BROOOO I WAS JUST THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING

    • @SongSteel
      @SongSteel Рік тому +8

      Explain? I wasn't in tiktok at this time

    • @sushihater
      @sushihater Рік тому +6

      @@SongSteel he abused and dated a 16 yr old

    • @itsgonnabeanaurfromme
      @itsgonnabeanaurfromme Рік тому +17

      @@sushihater did you just copy some comment? Also, that's not the point of the comment

    • @vinny1883
      @vinny1883 Рік тому

      That's its job.

  • @spencer_907
    @spencer_907 Рік тому +427

    the way danny describes getting a little juice spilled on yourself as “somewhat devastating” trips me up every time

    • @Aphlaa
      @Aphlaa 8 місяців тому +13

      And the way he says it so seriously
      😂

    • @lungse.2565
      @lungse.2565 6 місяців тому +2

      ​loop

  • @pocketfulloposeys7525
    @pocketfulloposeys7525 4 роки тому +12388

    Me: Has no idea who this Ray guy is
    Comment section: *He in jail lololol*

  • @bistopher
    @bistopher 4 роки тому +3310

    I am in jail = Comedy?

  • @AUBREY-ml4ex
    @AUBREY-ml4ex 2 роки тому +847

    Danny: "Please don't tell anyone about my secret club"
    7.7M people: "You got it"

    • @lad2812
      @lad2812 Рік тому +9

      “Um actually… it’s 9,032,235 People 🤓”

    • @brainrot__
      @brainrot__ Рік тому +4

      @@lad2812 "Well actually, it's 9,122,724 🤓"

    • @skylar0904
      @skylar0904 Рік тому +3

      @@brainrot__ "BNo, actually, it's 9,280,978 views 🤓"

    • @Duskxdawnx
      @Duskxdawnx Рік тому +1

      @skylar "Actually its 9,473,383🤓"

    • @Duskxdawnx
      @Duskxdawnx Рік тому +2

      Omg helluva boss and Danny Gonzalez fan yasssss

  • @KampLola
    @KampLola Рік тому +265

    "let alone protect my white cousin." I laughed harder than I should have with this one. 😂

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 Рік тому +5

      Nothing wrong with that, fellow Greg.

  • @ria7106
    @ria7106 4 роки тому +6592

    the “18+advised (single) 🇨🇺 “ sounds like a dating profile, but you actually don’t have to be 18+

    • @pixelinnie
      @pixelinnie 4 роки тому +195

      @Amelia Aguilar Reyes yeah I'm actually pretty sure he's in jail 😳

    • @pixelinnie
      @pixelinnie 4 роки тому +85

      @Amelia Aguilar Reyes exactly he's not hot anyway

    • @catiegaming6049
      @catiegaming6049 3 роки тому +154

      It does say "advised", not "only"

    • @safakhawar7032
      @safakhawar7032 3 роки тому +3

      @Catie Ard lol

    • @pixel3045
      @pixel3045 3 роки тому +42

      🤡same guy that dated and sexually abused a 17 year old huh

  • @12ksoulja
    @12ksoulja 5 років тому +4647

    Doctor: You have 60 seconds to live.
    Girl: i dOn'T cArE

    • @victorsardinia7120
      @victorsardinia7120 5 років тому +52

      I am about to start flopping on the floor like a discount Walmart shopper

    • @leawise437
      @leawise437 5 років тому +28

      I would be like “OH HELL YEAH IMMA TAKE A NAP UNTIL I DIE”

    • @maryn3606
      @maryn3606 5 років тому +17

      Me:like i was having a life..

    • @wivwoogie642
      @wivwoogie642 5 років тому +11

      *i d o n t c a r e*

    • @soup-flavored-soup6613
      @soup-flavored-soup6613 5 років тому +6

      Ha not any more!! *shoots self*

  • @Unspecified_Content
    @Unspecified_Content Рік тому +113

    This video helped me get to the top of a random kahoot game I played in science class because we were doing a "guess the flag" and this flag 🇨🇺 came up and I immediately thought of the beginning of this video so I answered in 0.2 seconds and shot up from 10th to the top 5. So to make a long story short, thank you Danny!
    (This happened three weeks ago)

  • @couchpotato4928
    @couchpotato4928 5 років тому +3750

    *gets hit by a car*
    I DON’T CARE

    • @alikirb
      @alikirb 5 років тому +44

      Death: Your time has come.
      Me: *I DON'T CARE.*

    • @mikapii5210
      @mikapii5210 5 років тому +41

      **gets shot 23 times**
      _I dOn'T cArE!!1!_

    • @alikirb
      @alikirb 5 років тому +21

      @@mikapii5210 Connor: 28 STAB WOUNDS. YOU DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH?
      Me: *I DONT CARE*

    • @cthulhugodofdestruction2913
      @cthulhugodofdestruction2913 5 років тому +3

      Meets Danny in person
      Omg I care

    • @katiea2006_
      @katiea2006_ 5 років тому +3

      *doesnt care*
      I DONT CARE

  • @Karatebob782
    @Karatebob782 4 роки тому +4124

    This secret club sounds a lot like the Jeremy Renner app

    • @cocoartist1541
      @cocoartist1541 4 роки тому +5

      AJ O'Connell 😂😂😂

    • @safaeelba1266
      @safaeelba1266 4 роки тому +7

      AHAHAHAHA ngl it does

    • @crystalrenee9082
      @crystalrenee9082 4 роки тому +8

      OMG it’s a secret

    • @matejdimovski9528
      @matejdimovski9528 4 роки тому +2

      That’s the secret of the club 😶

    • @_Moe
      @_Moe 4 роки тому +49

      The reason Danny stopped it, and his patreon, is because he realized he couldn't find the time to dedicate to the livestream or the patreon-exclusive discord. He didn't want people spending money on things he could deliver on so the discord is now public for everyone and the secret club is gone.
      Jeremy Renner's app was filled with low-effort interaction and almost no exclusive content and he deleted it because of the trolls, not because he wasn't giving enough time to it.
      So, yeah, they're comparable if you refuse to look at or mention the nuance of the situations and want to make a quick jab at Danny's integrity for those sweet sweet lols.

  • @Luka0420
    @Luka0420 4 місяці тому +24

    The ex at the end of that sketch where he’s trying to make her jealous kind of slayed though. “Guess life must be rough without me” *lays a flower on him as if it’s his grave* GIRLPOP LITERALLY SLAYED SO HARD

  • @Defaultnoobisme
    @Defaultnoobisme 2 роки тому +126

    The police: “you just murdered a child!”
    The girl: “I don’t care”

  • @sleepyidiot2010
    @sleepyidiot2010 4 роки тому +5203

    Y’all know the “jail” and “abuse” and “pedo” comments are about the Instagram guy, Ray, right? And _not_ Danny? I’ve seen like 6 different comments thinking Danny was the guy we were calling a pedo 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @pepperlynn3075
      @pepperlynn3075 4 роки тому +144

      Yeah, the comments are all about raydiaz or whatever his name is

    • @vay5540
      @vay5540 4 роки тому +60

      Oh god wtf

    • @prismancy7182
      @prismancy7182 4 роки тому +103

      @@TaylorAmelia Of course a handful of 12 year old are dumb as shit, they're children. That's just stating the obvious.

    • @prismancy7182
      @prismancy7182 4 роки тому +30

      @@PetSymmetry yeah thet are? Gen Z is people born from around 1997-2012. A twelve year old would be born around 2008.

    • @eurekamreum5458
      @eurekamreum5458 4 роки тому +101

      But Danny is thirteen, how could he be a pedo?

  • @gabriellebueche3643
    @gabriellebueche3643 5 років тому +1959

    "what's the punchline gonna be?" bold of you to assume there would be a punchline danny

    • @immisive3333
      @immisive3333 4 роки тому +3

      Who are there no replies this is lowkey funny

    • @bombyadept
      @bombyadept 4 роки тому +1

      bruh, you just destroyed him.

  • @jaykay030
    @jaykay030 Рік тому +21

    Fun fact: narcissist aren't actually infatuated with themselves, they are obsessed with how they are perceived because they are deeply insecure. They feel like everyone is out to get them and will not shy away from openly victimizing themselves as long as it doesn't chip on their reputation.

  • @EmiMartinezOfficial
    @EmiMartinezOfficial 6 місяців тому +12

    Drew's initials: DG
    Kurtis' initials: DG
    Don't act like ur not the same person, Jarvis

  • @BooBotta
    @BooBotta 4 роки тому +16681

    If you replace the g’s in Greg with o’s, it spells Oreo

  • @thexhaunt
    @thexhaunt 4 роки тому +4459

    I did not expect a personal greeting, thank you.

  • @christopherminutolo9384
    @christopherminutolo9384 2 роки тому +56

    I'm glad I'm "ugly" because even though I'm ugly, I'm still funnier than Ray.

  • @Craigmeowmeow
    @Craigmeowmeow 2 роки тому +32

    Okay but the way Danny says "Heheh why does he ride it like that? He's so silly" reminds me of Cat from Victorious

  • @kaijakoenigberg7126
    @kaijakoenigberg7126 5 років тому +4027

    Requirement of Danny’s secret club:
    Must be 18+
    Single
    And Cuba.

  • @sydneyd.8261
    @sydneyd.8261 4 роки тому +16076

    Ray: 18+ and single O N L Y
    Also Ray: **gets arrested for dating and abusing a 16 year old*

    • @lostsilver9311
      @lostsilver9311 4 роки тому +686

      WhAt WUt?? He did what?!

    • @incognitonotsure909
      @incognitonotsure909 4 роки тому +938

      Yeah he dated a 16 year old he made videos with

    • @nabil4281
      @nabil4281 4 роки тому +75

      I don't care

    • @sydneyd.8261
      @sydneyd.8261 4 роки тому +775

      @@lostsilver9311 yeah the blonde girl he kissed in this video to make his ex jealous was his girlfriend that he abused

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 4 роки тому +28

      @incognito not sure PEDOPHILIA IS THE ATTRACTION TO PREPUBESCENTS.
      Was that clear enough for you, or should I rent a billboard?

  • @lps_kiwi9752
    @lps_kiwi9752 2 роки тому +108

    Danny sounds like a cute baby when he says "he's so silly why does he ride the scooter like that " :)

  • @xoxomishka
    @xoxomishka 2 місяці тому +6

    i'm still pissed that 13-year-old me didn't have to money to join the secret club and now it's gone :(

  • @meganeclover
    @meganeclover 3 роки тому +5113

    did you know if u replace all the letters in "greg" you get abs

    • @theonewhowearscrocs8591
      @theonewhowearscrocs8591 3 роки тому +469

      And if you replace the letters in 'abs', you'll get Craig, the slowest growing army on the internet, and you should look that up.

    • @isabe1192
      @isabe1192 3 роки тому +42

      you are absolutely hilarious

    • @spiritualdanger
      @spiritualdanger 3 роки тому +54

      You can also replace all the letterds in Craig you can spell Greg is the most fastest army on youtube and Danny is the best

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 2 роки тому +12

      Fuck I didn't know that!😲

    • @splintertherat8123
      @splintertherat8123 2 роки тому +2

      @@theonewhowearscrocs8591 to tyeiu

  • @schizophrenic1717
    @schizophrenic1717 3 роки тому +8191

    “18+ advised” boy that didn’t age well.

  • @gaypossum6774
    @gaypossum6774 2 роки тому +10

    One thing that made me really uncomfortable about the photograph one is that the girl is dressed in a way she’s clearly comfortable and posing in less feminine ways, but as soon as they check the pictures she’s showing more skin and posing in ways you see only female models in. Idk, seems kinda weird to me

    • @niccvier
      @niccvier Місяць тому +1

      I noticed it too

  • @valerierose817
    @valerierose817 3 роки тому +4

    I have been binging a lot of Danny’s videos lately. This one is definitely one of my favorites. The horizontal thing was hilarious

  • @nou6197
    @nou6197 4 роки тому +3751

    Guys don’t tell Danny, but he has a secret club.

  • @Niveth2008
    @Niveth2008 3 роки тому +3901

    His secret club is the most secretive club in the universe. Only 8.08 million people know

  • @caetanoallain7430
    @caetanoallain7430 5 місяців тому +4

    That title fits perfectly with Matt Rife tbh

  • @Eliz_Creates
    @Eliz_Creates 2 роки тому +14

    12:13- I heard that song and immediately knew you where gonna get claimed-

  • @logan8980
    @logan8980 5 років тому +8566

    ray diaz is the male version of lele pons

    • @lcope9
      @lcope9 5 років тому +80

      d u d e

    • @kotaleonard3004
      @kotaleonard3004 5 років тому +11

      Yaaaasssss Lele Pons

    • @kamandtux
      @kamandtux 5 років тому +8

      Shut up. He’s so better

    • @avaconte1366
      @avaconte1366 5 років тому +2

      skinny TRUE!!!

    • @asha17236
      @asha17236 5 років тому +141

      skinny I’m pretty sure ray and Lele dated

  • @joocebox793
    @joocebox793 3 роки тому +3528

    He really pranked that underage girl when he was physically and emotionally abusive to them. He really got them.

    • @sneakysnek572
      @sneakysnek572 3 роки тому +166

      Ahahahaha abuse is so funny. Legitimate trauma is such a great prank haha /j

    • @NWKohout
      @NWKohout 3 роки тому +43

      @@sneakysnek572 men
      Edit: supposed to be mean

    • @joshuatartar2731
      @joshuatartar2731 3 роки тому +56

      @@NWKohout you forgot to put “terrible” before men

    • @NWKohout
      @NWKohout 3 роки тому +46

      @@joshuatartar2731 oh spelling mistake I meant mean

    • @hennegivensunday
      @hennegivensunday 3 роки тому +17

      @Nobody I think u meant terrible mean 😂

  • @jalajones22
    @jalajones22 2 роки тому +8

    Danny trying to do the horizontal jump thing is pure comedy gold 🤣🤣

  • @TheZamKids
    @TheZamKids Рік тому +15

    Danny: This is a secret, so don't tell anyone
    Also Danny: shows the video to millions of people

  • @goroakechi5007
    @goroakechi5007 4 роки тому +1500

    “how to sell your body on instagram”
    well first you had my attention but now you have my *interest*

    • @gennysaihara9712
      @gennysaihara9712 4 роки тому +35

      This comment concerns me

    • @yookai4229
      @yookai4229 4 роки тому +20

      kokichi the fuck you doing here?

    • @olive0319
      @olive0319 4 роки тому +8

      Why you here Kokichi- you better not nee hee hee me

    • @goroakechi5007
      @goroakechi5007 4 роки тому +7

      @lydia Be concerned. be very concerned, i don’t even remember writing this comment.

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 4 роки тому +1

      @@gennysaihara9712 bro are you my sister

  • @vyodka6637
    @vyodka6637 4 роки тому +810

    He hurt his knee
    *and TARNISHED his rePUTATION*

  • @pizzabreadpancake
    @pizzabreadpancake 4 місяці тому +5

    no way, 5 yrs ago is crazy 😕

  • @blokvader8283
    @blokvader8283 2 роки тому +16

    Atleast for once it's the villain that ended up being a terrible abuser. I'm sick of seeing people I enjoyed the content of end up being horrible people, so thank you Ray, for reminding me it's not just the people I thought were good. It can also be the people I thought were narcissistic and slightly racist.

  • @evaperez5625
    @evaperez5625 5 років тому +758

    *G* Floating
    *R* Horizontally
    *E* In
    *G* Midair

    • @CarlTackett
      @CarlTackett 5 років тому +27

      Umm that is a horrible acronym
      A proper one is
      G Floating
      R Horizontally
      E In
      G Midair and getting ripped

    • @heirofsugar
      @heirofsugar 5 років тому +13

      I seriously thought those were acronyms

    • @iCat4Ever
      @iCat4Ever 5 років тому +6

      I have a better one
      G these
      R are
      E very
      G stu.... there ok and funny actually

    • @xXxjxXx-ww3et
      @xXxjxXx-ww3et 5 років тому +2

      👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👌🏽

    • @elis6447
      @elis6447 5 років тому +2

      8:11

  • @autumnhardwick143
    @autumnhardwick143 5 років тому +3022

    Danny's initials= DG
    Drew's initials=DG
    Are they the same person? Tell us the truth, Danny.

    • @alexis7264
      @alexis7264 5 років тому +167

      Or should we say dranny

    • @luvlytani
      @luvlytani 5 років тому +86

      *Illuminati music plays*

    • @Fffffferal
      @Fffffferal 5 років тому +101

      Cody's initials = DG

    • @gavincasey5547
      @gavincasey5547 5 років тому +179

      Woah,
      Cody Ko = CK
      Kurtis Conner = KC
      Is kurtis conner just reverse cody ko?

    • @bellaelleira
      @bellaelleira 5 років тому +31

      This thread has left me with a lot of unanswered questions🤔😐

  • @TriMs1
    @TriMs1 3 роки тому +10

    "My knee hurts" Did Danny predict the update corner.

  • @pugglesinrandomlandyt8950
    @pugglesinrandomlandyt8950 2 роки тому +31

    Fun fact: if you replace “Greg” with “danny” it becomes Danny

  • @shoolaces
    @shoolaces 5 років тому +3218

    as Greg grows, so does the nutcracker guy army

    • @frikynikkid
      @frikynikkid 5 років тому +52

      Should we gregs worry about it?

    • @justadeadmeme6056
      @justadeadmeme6056 5 років тому +25

      frikynikkid probably

    • @joey2face53
      @joey2face53 5 років тому +31

      @@frikynikkid yes there are already 2 nutcrackers _there multiplying_

    • @jacksvlogs9924
      @jacksvlogs9924 5 років тому +18

      I’m really excited to look back in 4 weeks and see like 20 nutcracker guys scattered around the room.

    • @entrcpy
      @entrcpy 5 років тому +4

      OH LAWD THEY COMIN’

  • @daralol8497
    @daralol8497 4 роки тому +1063

    "ʜᴇʜᴇ ʜᴇ's sᴏ sɪʟʟʏ" *stares at the camera*

  • @imogenoliver-jones2687
    @imogenoliver-jones2687 3 роки тому +5

    y'all craig stole the join button stop looking for it

  • @demqre
    @demqre 4 місяці тому +2

    Danny, I’ve been a fan for 5 whole years and I gotta say, you’ve come so far. I’m glad you aren’t quitting youtube anytime soon. I’m Melanie by the way

  • @blacksonder9252
    @blacksonder9252 4 роки тому +10843

    Might just be me, but I really don't find that dude hot.

    • @riin4363
      @riin4363 4 роки тому +190

      Same

    • @kimmiisholara8207
      @kimmiisholara8207 4 роки тому +121

      BlackSonder same

    • @Kirsten4260
      @Kirsten4260 4 роки тому +813

      Yeah. Danny is way cuter imo.

    • @mr.fahrenheit3768
      @mr.fahrenheit3768 4 роки тому +266

      In terms of hot dudes, I'd put him in mid-tier. Even that might be too much

    • @michaeldkapp
      @michaeldkapp 4 роки тому +453

      Same but it might be because I’m a lesbian

  • @Blairaptor
    @Blairaptor 4 роки тому +1660

    "Is being horizontal in mid-air a big thing in the fitness community?" Oh man I lost it

    • @darthszarych5588
      @darthszarych5588 4 роки тому +82

      Hes done it! Hes gone full horizantal!

    • @ada8596
      @ada8596 4 роки тому +12

      I saw this right as he said it

    • @andreabennett1786
      @andreabennett1786 4 роки тому +12

      I like to browse the comments while watching the video and while I read this comment IN TUNE Danny said what you quoted 😝👏🤭

    • @8k.1000
      @8k.1000 4 роки тому +5

      I saw you're comment while he said that.

  • @gameslinger5355
    @gameslinger5355 2 роки тому +2

    I've been watching drew all day and it took me until 1 minute in to the video to realize that it was Danny

  • @archiemcdonald2195
    @archiemcdonald2195 2 роки тому +7

    Thanks Danny, you never fail to brighten my day

  • @yuhnge1305
    @yuhnge1305 4 роки тому +4553

    Hey guys I think Danny has a secret club or something.... idk just a guess.

    • @shenyui3826
      @shenyui3826 4 роки тому +268

      SHH! dont say that, danny doesnt want others to know that

    • @ichangedit1852
      @ichangedit1852 4 роки тому +47

      Nah

    • @rileykate6967
      @rileykate6967 4 роки тому +40

      wait can i still join idk how :/

    • @amayahuq
      @amayahuq 4 роки тому +23

      @@rileykate6967 uhh same

    • @JunimOwO
      @JunimOwO 4 роки тому +50

      Dude... You weren't supposed to say that.

  • @slickwilliam9597
    @slickwilliam9597 5 років тому +29596

    Danny you need to do a face reveal

    • @slickwilliam9597
      @slickwilliam9597 5 років тому +1604

      Omg guys thanks for 1 like
      I meant 3.2k likes

    • @softbabeh
      @softbabeh 5 років тому +773

      Jacorb Robbins we seriously need this

    • @tiantian5693
      @tiantian5693 5 років тому +923

      Exactly we have been waiting for so long

    • @playermouni
      @playermouni 5 років тому +408

      IKR

    • @unregisteredhypercam3969
      @unregisteredhypercam3969 5 років тому +573

      lmao u right why doesnt he just do it already

  • @user-lexireynolds8
    @user-lexireynolds8 2 роки тому +2

    I subscribed, liked, and turned on notifications! have a blessed day Danny

  • @FlipKicker
    @FlipKicker 2 роки тому +3

    Man… I love all of Cody’s older video

  • @josephthegod3514
    @josephthegod3514 4 роки тому +6862

    Instead of Ray Diaz, his name should be...
    Ray Pist

    • @croissant2850
      @croissant2850 4 роки тому +203

      i mean-

    • @daveyerr5730
      @daveyerr5730 4 роки тому +61

      lol wtf

    • @arikuyu
      @arikuyu 4 роки тому +190

      I was about to say
      “What”
      But nOw I get it and you are a genius.

    • @notmax2273
      @notmax2273 4 роки тому +73

      “Mr. Pist?”
      “Oh uh yeah”

    • @4mere697
      @4mere697 4 роки тому +4

      Yes

  • @laZyTo0N7
    @laZyTo0N7 4 роки тому +1801

    Isn't he the child predator who told a little girl to kill her self?

    • @indridhartley1504
      @indridhartley1504 4 роки тому +59

      Yep

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 4 роки тому +29

      Unless I've missed something, no. 16 year olds are not children, nor little girls.

    • @indridhartley1504
      @indridhartley1504 4 роки тому +499

      @@seigeengine Apparently you have missed something because sixteen year olds are little girls, and she was half his age. Also there's the whole, she's a minor thing...

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 4 роки тому +27

      Great, YT deleting comments again.
      16 is the age of consent in much of the USA and much of the developed world. If they were most anywhere other than California, age wouldn't have been a problem.
      So no, 16 year olds aren't little girls. Cut the crap.

    • @indridhartley1504
      @indridhartley1504 4 роки тому +449

      @@seigeengine uh actually thats where you're wrong. Age of consent refers to underaged kids of no more than two years apart having sex together. Not, a 30 something year old man having sex with and abusing a very young girl that could have been his daughter and was most likely very impressionable. At age 16, her brain was not fully developed and she most likely didnt have a lot of the emotional maturity that two consenting adults have.
      Not to mention that since this guy was abusive, he most likely groomed her and manipulated her into being with him and having sex with him.

  • @ShlerpCat
    @ShlerpCat 2 роки тому +16

    9:21
    Danny that is just someone speedrunning super Mario 64

  • @squidge-a-sonic
    @squidge-a-sonic 3 роки тому +7

    “That’s not cool! My knee hurts!”-Danny Gonzales 2018

  • @memes4themasses365
    @memes4themasses365 4 роки тому +41919

    Imagine having the name Greg and this is the first Danny video you’ve ever seen

    • @sachio8610
      @sachio8610 4 роки тому +1793

      ​@Cheese Cheese You replied saying that Danny says "What' up, Greg?" in every video (which might I add is wrong, there was a point where he did not say that). My point is that you should really read the comment before hand. The person above you said, "Imagine having the name Greg and this is the _first_ Danny video you’ve ever seen." It appears to me that you have not read the comment fully since the joke is simple and everyone should have understood it. The joke clearly stated that "it's your _first_ Danny video," there's no "what if"'s or anything, so you saying that Danny saying "What's up, Greg" in all his videos doesn't really correlate to the comment lmao, because his joke is basically a one-time situation for any Greg's out there.

    • @memes4themasses365
      @memes4themasses365 4 роки тому +381

      Kieran Leiber preach my man

    • @sachio8610
      @sachio8610 4 роки тому +205

      @@kieranleiber6823 yea lmao

    • @clownedkory6743
      @clownedkory6743 4 роки тому +1211

      what the hell did this cheese cheese guy say

    • @TheOGmaxgrace
      @TheOGmaxgrace 4 роки тому +648

      Yeah what did cheese cheese say

  • @sunbakedsunflowers
    @sunbakedsunflowers 3 роки тому +7782

    “Nothing says quality content like posting everyday”
    Unus Annus fans: *sweats*

    • @pixelatedcyan677
      @pixelatedcyan677 3 роки тому +468

      that channel went : 😚✌

    • @squidcoffee
      @squidcoffee 3 роки тому +301

      Memento Mori

    • @Rhyxelz
      @Rhyxelz 3 роки тому +293

      That was quality content tho like- heck yeah
      memento mori.

    • @sarak6883
      @sarak6883 3 роки тому +319

      this is why they said no one else could pull what they did off. only mark and ethan can do such a big social experiment and actually succeed

    • @pucamisc
      @pucamisc 3 роки тому +37

      Memento Mori

  • @Why_Knott_Me
    @Why_Knott_Me 2 роки тому

    I can't believe this video is 3 years old and im just now learning about this secret club after being a fan for almost a year. Maybe. I watch so many of your videos danny that the days all blur together 😂😂😂

  • @Braylon_jame
    @Braylon_jame Рік тому

    My leg fell asleep and now it comming back danny made me laugh and I almost peed myself

  • @makenac2130
    @makenac2130 5 років тому +446

    Brent Rivera has left the chat

    • @RO-vj4ie
      @RO-vj4ie 5 років тому +5

      dry skin gal underrated comment

    • @leilani4250
      @leilani4250 5 років тому +5

      that nigga ain't funny whatsoever

    • @makenac2130
      @makenac2130 5 років тому

      @@elenaj3779 neither is Brent

  • @michaelscott358
    @michaelscott358 4 роки тому +593

    Ray Diaz was also arrested for having inappropriate relations with a highschool girl FYI she's the blonde girl in his videos

    • @pixel3045
      @pixel3045 3 роки тому +18

      😹👏 and this mans what? 30? Dam

    • @michaelscott358
      @michaelscott358 3 роки тому +23

      hxney_heart I think like 33

    • @pixel3045
      @pixel3045 3 роки тому +22

      Michael Scott ooof. Big no no

    • @lianair4383
      @lianair4383 3 роки тому +8

      hey uh
      we're bankrupt

    • @naan000
      @naan000 3 роки тому +12

      poor girl...

  • @Quinnie0821
    @Quinnie0821 6 місяців тому +2

    9:35 I'll be honest, the last thing i excpected to hear from an old Danny Gonzalez video was a Smash Brothers reference.

  • @calowenby1654
    @calowenby1654 Рік тому +2

    The music that comes in when Danny says, "Instead they're like, 'You gotta make her jealous!,'" works so fuckin' well lol.

  • @cultdaddyhound1731
    @cultdaddyhound1731 5 років тому +606

    First rule of Greg club.
    Don't talk about Greg club

    • @MizhiBirb
      @MizhiBirb 5 років тому +1

      Yeap shhhhhhh

    • @natelithgow7889
      @natelithgow7889 5 років тому

      You ain't even in Greg club you Craig

    • @MizhiBirb
      @MizhiBirb 5 років тому +1

      @@natelithgow7889 I am the Greg not the club.

    • @Andromda
      @Andromda 5 років тому +6

      Yeah... wait oh fuck

    • @i_like_the_stupendium_alot1280
      @i_like_the_stupendium_alot1280 5 років тому +3

      I commented about Bill on surprise toys: they delete my comment. My response: bish wtf

  • @itsanolive7437
    @itsanolive7437 4 роки тому +3012

    Is it possible to be hot and funny? obviously yes danny, i mean just look in the mirror

  • @RoryStarr
    @RoryStarr 3 місяці тому +5

    The great thing about watching all these videos on trending stars 5 years later is realizing nothing about my generation's culture is worth remembering haha. Like, who the fuck was ray Diaz?

    • @comfyghost
      @comfyghost Місяць тому

      you say that like the majority of any generation's "culture" was worth remembering. these days we've whittled the past into only the most memorable parts because that's literally what memorable means, but in reality that's only a percent of a percent of what actually happened, but most of it, even a lot of popular stuff was boring, mundane or outright bad and has been forgotten for a reason.
      it's also not like ray diaz was that big of a deal in the first place. it's a stretch to call him part of any "culture"

  • @mr.couchpotato6554
    @mr.couchpotato6554 2 роки тому +5

    0:38 im playing pixelmon and the exact second he said cuba, a cubone near me went "Cubone" it suprised me

  • @hexhollows
    @hexhollows 4 роки тому +715

    "I'm sorry, but your mother passed away last night."
    "I don't cAAAAre..!"

    • @T_T1357
      @T_T1357 4 роки тому +8

      Timmy Nook more like Timmy NUKE
      UahaahahaaahahaahahaahayaushauahahauaahahaahahshahahahahysyhduahauahauauauauauaauauauahahahhaahahahhahAHAHAHWFSHAHSGHAHAHAHAAHHAHAUAUSYSHAUHAHAHAHHAYAHAUAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHUAUUAAHAHAHAH

    • @kristopher4130
      @kristopher4130 4 роки тому +9

      *animal crossing*

    • @hexhollows
      @hexhollows 4 роки тому +8

      @@kristopher4130 foolish earthling

    • @Lardluh
      @Lardluh 4 роки тому +3

      Animal Crossing is the am now great

    • @harryandmarv6532
      @harryandmarv6532 4 роки тому +8

      Who's gonna be your lawyer?
      **demonic** I dON't cAaArE

  • @DeejayCombs
    @DeejayCombs 5 років тому +3303

    The fact that Ray Diaz hasn’t been canceled yet and he’s still growing on social media annoys me so much

    • @M4rteevee
      @M4rteevee 5 років тому +11

      Cause he's hot

    • @Kittttydotcom
      @Kittttydotcom 5 років тому +121

      M A he's not LOLOL

    • @Kittttydotcom
      @Kittttydotcom 5 років тому +16

      @@M4rteevee wack

    • @M4rteevee
      @M4rteevee 5 років тому +6

      @Sweters Bingus I'm a whore for Latino men

    • @M4rteevee
      @M4rteevee 5 років тому +4

      @@Kittttydotcom tasteless

  • @breadbird
    @breadbird Рік тому +2

    2:58 “a lot of you are probably wondering…”
    Ad: *SHAVING IS THE PITS*

  • @xxsassysnakexx
    @xxsassysnakexx Рік тому +4

    lets all make the part where Danny gives a kiss to Greg the most replayed part

  • @noneexistent9599
    @noneexistent9599 3 роки тому +2476

    When you want to join the "secret club" but the join button has dissapered

    • @calebr3097
      @calebr3097 3 роки тому +33

      But why 🌭

    • @strawberrypencl
      @strawberrypencl 3 роки тому +35

      On mobile or pc because i also can't see it on mobile, but i dont know about pc

    • @lillyreeve7484
      @lillyreeve7484 3 роки тому +47

      @@strawberrypencl cant see it on pc either :(

    • @unmaskedb449
      @unmaskedb449 3 роки тому +160

      ITS CUZ ITS SECRET!!!!!

    • @earthtoursamajor
      @earthtoursamajor 3 роки тому +109

      Pretty sure he disabled the secret club :(

  • @tobibot761
    @tobibot761 5 років тому +2543

    Jonny jonny
    Yes papa
    Being funny
    No papa
    Quality content
    No papa
    Posting daily
    Ha ha ha

  • @di4791
    @di4791 2 роки тому +7

    1:22 that pause and then, “why?”
    Made me laugh haha

  • @g008y
    @g008y Рік тому +3

    Danny DANNY DANNY! You NEED to review norm of the north (there are 4 movies

  • @anika1799
    @anika1799 4 роки тому +703

    irony is putting 18+ in your bio and then dating and abusing a 16 year old.

  • @effie676
    @effie676 5 років тому +1825

    A NEW NUTCRACKER

  • @tcannon6349
    @tcannon6349 Рік тому +4

    how many times does he say 'Secret Club'🤣😂

  • @Sirgoose88
    @Sirgoose88 3 роки тому +1

    Subscribed liked and notifications on
    I love your videos 🥰🤩

  • @aconstantstateofohio7211
    @aconstantstateofohio7211 4 роки тому +704

    "THATS NOT COOL! MY KNEE HURTS!"
    -Danny Gonzalez, a couple years ago

    • @pstrauma
      @pstrauma 4 роки тому +4

      1 year not a couple

    • @aconstantstateofohio7211
      @aconstantstateofohio7211 4 роки тому +23

      @@pstrauma thats not really the point of the joke but ok ty for correcting me

    • @tee3816
      @tee3816 4 роки тому +3

      what anime’s ur pfp of

    • @Myneighbourdokja
      @Myneighbourdokja 4 роки тому +11

      @@tee3816 Danganronpa

    • @catherine7144
      @catherine7144 4 роки тому +12

      irl makoto naegi
      Off topic but i love Naegi and Danganronpa. My fav characters are; Kokichi, Kaito, Ishimaru, Mondo, Gonta, Angie, Nagito, Hinata, and K1B0.. (•̀ᴗ•́)و

  • @hopehilton
    @hopehilton Рік тому +2

    2:57 thanks to the paper towel commercial, I experienced this sentence as “a lot of you are probably wondering, MONSTER SPILL?!?!”

  • @Rdddgfr
    @Rdddgfr 3 місяці тому +3

    Someone needs to take some parts of this video out of context now

  • @seagull9497
    @seagull9497 4 роки тому +3037

    This has nothing to do with this video but did you know, the largest living bird in the world is a wandering albatross they are a sea bird and spend a lot of there life in the air. They can have a wingspan of up to twelve feet and have three to four babies a year.
    Another cool type of bird is a secretary bird, they hunt and eat snakes so as a result they have vary long and fast legs, so fast, that the snake that there hunting dos not even have the time to strike.
    if they where to stomp on a scale, it would measure more than there body weight.
    Another cool bird is a shoe billed stork, they’re water birds and hunt lungfish, a fish that has the ability to breathe to escape pretors, a process that is all out useless around a shoe bill, they have big shoe like bills, witch is where they get there name.
    There almost a blue color and have long legs, they sit still for most of the day waiting for movement in any near by water.
    They’ll eat most any fish they can get there bill around, even other birds babies.

  • @fafuka9863
    @fafuka9863 5 років тому +1313

    Uhhh Danny you didn’t introduce the new nutcracker??? Rude.... expected more from you

    • @averyurban5108
      @averyurban5108 5 років тому +9

      I think he posted about him getting on his insta story the other day

    • @fafuka9863
      @fafuka9863 5 років тому +4

      Justin Okello lmao why

    • @fafuka9863
      @fafuka9863 5 років тому +1

      Avery Urban damn I missed it

    • @joelokello9888
      @joelokello9888 5 років тому +17

      @@fafuka9863 my roblox girlfriend broke up with me, now i need to let out my hate on the internet

    • @fafuka9863
      @fafuka9863 5 років тому +18

      Justin Okello fair enough, sorry for your loss

  • @titav7650
    @titav7650 Рік тому

    The "please dont tell anyone about this" after the ad to get people who skipped to rewind is genius lol

  • @didi__x
    @didi__x 3 місяці тому +2

    BRO LELE PONS WAS MY CHILDHOOD

  • @Ok-ep3mz
    @Ok-ep3mz 3 роки тому +1998

    Imagine how his wife feels when he's screaming in another room

    • @emilymartin7864
      @emilymartin7864 2 роки тому +14

      I think he waits for her to leave

    • @boofstain1508
      @boofstain1508 2 роки тому +3

      @@emilymartin7864 to go where?

    • @emilymartin7864
      @emilymartin7864 2 роки тому +5

      @@boofstain1508 work or arends

    • @ahobbit1273
      @ahobbit1273 2 роки тому +50

      She probably just thinks about how strange her life is that Danny screaming in another room is how they pay the bills 😂

    • @hannahbarbarian6786
      @hannahbarbarian6786 2 роки тому +1

      12:31