ariel films inc yea but the only time that something went into warp time was the big bang so therefor the traveling faster than the speed of light is impossible
Dennis Williams the way I'm seeing that drive working is a sort of space folding or jump drive (makes wormholes) so they didn't really go through the sun they just went into a temporary wormhole near the surface...also explains how it was adapted into the time machine because in theory wormholes can go in space as well as time
tmantj1004 , He did not kill himself deliberatly, that is a reflex he got from the bugs that are naturally attracted to bright lights, that was not from his own freewill
that actually would be a good idea for a parody of the smith joke in a review. now if only i knew where doug got those gloves. oh, and i'm NOT painting my face white and becoming a sith lord. i'll make the helmet, but only that far. i'll just take a dip in the shower to make my skin white.
you gotta admit though; Lacey Chabert (the hamster voice girl) grew up to be really, really REALLY fucking hot. plus she was Eliza Thornberry and Meg Griffin in the first season of family guy
the g-wing lol sorry, I haven't played video games since the N64 minus a few select titles for the ps2 (kingdom hearts, shadow of the colossus, san andreas) so I don't know much about that game, but I did hear that it was atrocious haha.
In some cultures it might be appropriate to call others by titles instead of their personal names but in English it makes for a helluva awkward and distant conversation. "I love you wife..." ick!
So the daughter/scientist had to recalibrate the systems because the guy from Friends is heavier than expected but then they have a stowaway and that isn't what causes the malfunction? Sigh...
I know someone who hates critics why? Because they're negative. That's like saying you hate bakers because they make pastries, or saying you hate firefighters because they put out fires!
In the movie's defense they said "the world's nations," not "all people." Terrorist organizations don't answer to or represent nations, so that idea is totally possible in a world without international conflict.
"How can they throw so much money at something and have it turn out THIS bad?!" Ohh, critic.... It's weird how innocent you used to be before After Earth and Jupiter Ascending came out.
Yeah, even at the time I wondered what the hell he meant by that also... I thought because of the cold emptiness of space, but yeah what the fuck? Lol!
If there's ANYTHING Hollywood has proven millions of times, it's that a bigger budget doesn't make a movie better. So that's how it could be this bad with so much money behind it, Critic. Money doesn't mean anything in Hollywood, except when a group of executives is discussing how to MAKE money.
+General Zoland I hate that asshole. So, Episodes, was a bit of a magic surprise. He rules on that show. The same way stupid Phoebe has The Comebacks and is hysterical. do you know if they are gonna have another season of Episodes or not?
The first time I ever saw a DVD (yup, I'm old now), it was Lost in Space. My Mom and I could not get it working at all, so I never associated anything good with this movie. And what a surprise....
7:44 "Announce Mission Objectives Repeatedly. Announce Mission Objectives Repeatedly." 8:14 "Continue heavy acting. Continue heavy acting." 18:18 "This scene is too cliché! This scene is too cliché!" That always cracks me up! That always cracks me up!
Still love how right at the very start of the movie Doug complains about the statement that the nations are no longer at war by claiming that there is no peace since there are terrorists. It's almost like he considers terrorists to be representative of their countries :P You can have world peace but still have terrorists. The definition of world peace is that the nations of the world are at peace. It's like you can have a peaceful country that still has criminals. As much as they were trying to make Matt Le Blanc look like an asshole, it's the chick he flirts with that has a real attitude problem. Sure, he asked her for dinner, on the first meeting and so soon that would be very inconsiderate and forward but then she essentially insults him for being a war hero... Those people that have kept people like her alive long enough to even get this mission to another world set up... oh forget it. I don't even want this movie to try and explain what a "Fusion Pulse" is.... At least try to sound scientific instead of what an 8 year old thinks sounds scientific.
Just because someone fights to keep you alive, does not mean s/he is entitled to sex as a reward. Saving someones life does mean that said saved person owes and, must repay, with that life. People aren't slot machines where if you put in something good, eventually sex will come out. Either you fight for human life and dignity or you can STFU
Matthew Cavalier I think the lack of politeness in her response is equivalent to the rudeness of his approach in the first place. Notice how he never actually exhibited any interest in her work, interests, or character (you know, HER, as a person), but makes crude innuendo to her in front of and to her father "thats a cold fish I'd like to thaw?" within earshot? Are you kidding me? To get a complete picture of the situation, he took the liberty of disrupting a woman he doesn't know while she's working, no consideration of etiquette, personal boundaries, or safety (what if she was handling something dangerous?) and then insulted her, in public, to her family. That is not deserving of a polite "no thank you," its deserving of exactly what he got. Here's a really good tip, don't insult a woman you want to ask out on a date, its a shitty strategy.
well if you stretch the meaning of heart like a piece of super putty then a plant's "heart" could technically be it's roots, sucking in moisture. really streeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch that meaning though.
Good point, but as you've put it- it's really streeeeetching. If you go that far, robot's heart is his power cell, but I don't think our boy-genius was smart enough to make the connection.
Its funny how people trash 90s flicks like this, Armageddon, Independence Day, etc for being "stupid or dumb". Yet Transformers and The Fast and furious sequels still make hundreds of millions for being the same way.
To be fair to Gary "I can play literally any character you need and be memorable" Oldman, he was pretty faithfull to the original Dr. Smith from the show. Of course the original (can't remember the actor) was legendarily hammy, so his Smith was actually a bit understated. Oh, the pain...
Lacey Chabert played Eliza Thornberry on the Wild Thornberry's cartoon and meg Griffen on the first season of Family Guy. .and she even was a character on Sonic SatAM... oh. and Zatanna on Young Justice too
That was definitely one of the best moments of the film. Ironically that was done because Matt LeBlanc was unavailable for filming that day so they used a double, hence the kickass armor helmet.
The way the Doc Smith(Nostalgia Critic in a costume) said that NC catchphrase sounds like Calypso's ending catchphrase "I am Calypso and thank you for playing Twisted Metal."
hard to believe THIS was the film that broke Titanic's streak of being #1 at the box office every weekend from mid-December to the first of April. dear god were we bored or something?
I was pulled in by the trailers of this movie as a kid and it was already out on vhs so I asked my mom to buy it cause it looked really cool after watching it I apologized to my mom for spending money on this piece of shit movie
At least it didn't have a frucking idiotic human carrot or talking dragon characters like the TV series had. Its still WAY better that Battlefield Earth
Lord Fawful I'm going to be honest, I wrote that going on the number of other people who think Penny's actress plays Peridot without actually checking it. Thanks for correcting me.
I am so happy that Lacey Chabert, the younger Robinson daughter, got HOT, (just watch the 2005 movie-teen comedy DIRTY DEEDS, it stars Milo Ventimiglia), and that her voice does not sound like, well like it sounded here. Anyway, this movie was a MAJOR disappointment, And the original TV show was, well, 1960s terrible, which is, in modern terms, SO VERY TERRIBLE.
This movie's attempt at copying the TV series camp tone was even more pathetic... But then again... Jar-Jar Binks aborted fetus... that joke alone nearly (nearly) made the movie's existence worth it. But then, when they're saved by "the power of friendship"... well, it was so embarrassing... it still is. I couldn't watch that scene again, had to skip this part on this video.
17:59 he mentioned forgetting logic, this just reminded me of "kick logic out the window and make they impossible possible" congrats on anyone who gets the reference
I love you, wife.
Awkward
Now I know where the spider guy came from.
Okay, how the flying fuck do you take intergalactic travel and colonizing other worlds and make it boring? Lost in Space, that's how.
Is no one going to bring up the fact that these guys sent their ship THROUGH THE SUN and somehow didn't end up as space ash?
suspension of disbelief Plus travelling faster then light
ariel films inc yea but the only time that something went into warp time was the big bang so therefor the traveling faster than the speed of light is impossible
Dennis Williams Yeah to be fair that does sound like bullshit.
Dennis Williams the way I'm seeing that drive working is a sort of space folding or jump drive (makes wormholes) so they didn't really go through the sun they just went into a temporary wormhole near the surface...also explains how it was adapted into the time machine because in theory wormholes can go in space as well as time
Freeze-Frame! Best. Voice. SFX. Ever.
You know what I just realized? Turbo from Wreck-it Ralph became future Dr. Smith
tmantj1004 twat brain
tmantj1004 , He did not kill himself deliberatly, that is a reflex he got from the bugs that are naturally attracted to bright lights, that was not from his own freewill
that actually would be a good idea for a parody of the smith joke in a review. now if only i knew where doug got those gloves. oh, and i'm NOT painting my face white and becoming a sith lord. i'll make the helmet, but only that far. i'll just take a dip in the shower to make my skin white.
you gotta admit though; Lacey Chabert (the hamster voice girl) grew up to be really, really REALLY fucking hot. plus she was Eliza Thornberry and Meg Griffin in the first season of family guy
She was in Family Guy?
Another reason to dislike her then.
and she was princess elise, who you may remember from (the infamous "you know what scene" from sonic 06) TURN IT OFF!!! TURN IT OFF!!
the g-wing lol sorry, I haven't played video games since the N64 minus a few select titles for the ps2 (kingdom hearts, shadow of the colossus, san andreas) so I don't know much about that game, but I did hear that it was atrocious haha.
Steve Perrin and yo don't hate her just 'cause she was in family guy! lol she has some good ones out there!
Jerrod Hesby true, but that....damn...SCENE!!!
WAH WAH WAHHHHH!!!!!! Of Course!
Last one to kill a bad guy buys the beer...
I'm just going to pretend this is one of those bad movies Joey was in.
Terrorists: It was just a prank bro
You monster!
Get it because profile pic
Gary "I'm-fireing-my-agent" Oldman :D
He really did need to fire his agent. He had to do fifth element before this.
Mr. Grayson, the fifth element was awesome.
"Fifth Element was awesome?" Are you high?!
TheSufferingDarkness Yes and yes.
TheSufferingDarkness most likely, event horizon is better
Back in 2001, Oldman and Le Blanc reunited on 2 episodes of Friends, which were hilarious. Excellent episodes.
zjovanovic10 'Is that my arse?'
:)))))) Gary Oldman :)))))))
In some cultures it might be appropriate to call others by titles instead of their personal names but in English it makes for a helluva awkward and distant conversation. "I love you wife..." ick!
"It's right up there with Batman and Robin"
Well, at least there's no Bat credit card here.
A BAT CREDIT CARD!!!!!! A BAT CREDIT CARD!!!!! YOU'RE DEAD....YO'RE DEAD!!!!!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALL.....KILL KILL KILL
Stefan_Tomislav_Tvrtko Straitjacket Brigade, detain and prepare the subject for rehabilitation!
And coincidentally, both Batman & Robin and this movie had the same writer.
So the daughter/scientist had to recalibrate the systems because the guy from Friends is heavier than expected but then they have a stowaway and that isn't what causes the malfunction? Sigh...
The robot was freaking badass. He had the most hammy acting (besides Oldman) and did the best part in the whole film: destroy shit.
"i love you wife." hahaaa
"whatever your name is"
I have it written down somewhere, but I can't be bothered to look.
Gasoline85 Hey, Devil Boner.
I'm sorry... it must be done... 17:49 "Do you remember what I taught you about Friendship?"
Robot: ...Friendship... is... Magic?
"Come on say it"
- Fluttershy
I know someone who hates critics
why?
Because they're negative.
That's like saying you hate bakers because they make pastries, or saying you hate firefighters because they put out fires!
i enjoyed this movie as a kid
I love ur profile pic
I walked out of this movie as a kid. 8 years old mind you!
RIP Dr. Smith 2010-2015You never got that legion of SPY-DERS.
I don't know why the Critic thinks that the amount of money behind the movie would make it any less bad. Look at Man of Steel.
"You don't want to sell me death sticks.", "You want to go home and rethink your life."
Marcos Vazquez Hey, that's my line.
GeneralKenobi75 Sorry General!
Marcos Vazquez That's alright, it's a good line anyway.
disproven! foodfight had 65 million dollars!
this movie was actually written by the same guy whom wrote batman & Robin!
no wonder it sucked so bad
That makes way too much sense
No he wasn't Schumacher wasn't involved at all
schumacher was the director, not the writer, of batman and robin
It really isn't surprising at all. But would you believe that Akiva Goldsman also wrote A Beautiful Mind?
In the movie's defense they said "the world's nations," not "all people." Terrorist organizations don't answer to or represent nations, so that idea is totally possible in a world without international conflict.
Man dogs can hear her when she speaks.
3:30 Am I the only one reminded of the original General Zod?
Are we sure Hurt wasn't the Robot?
"How can they throw so much money at something and have it turn out THIS bad?!"
Ohh, critic.... It's weird how innocent you used to be before After Earth and Jupiter Ascending came out.
"this cold war just got hot"...what?
Djinn Edwards Maybe because everybodies barrels are cold as well.
Yeah, even at the time I wondered what the hell he meant by that also... I thought because of the cold emptiness of space, but yeah what the fuck? Lol!
I WAS FROZEN TODAY!
You know a movie is irritating when even the clips of it on a Nostalgia Critic review are irritating.
I'm sorry but, since Friends, I can't watch Matt LeBlanc without laughing at him.
If there's ANYTHING Hollywood has proven millions of times, it's that a bigger budget doesn't make a movie better. So that's how it could be this bad with so much money behind it, Critic. Money doesn't mean anything in Hollywood, except when a group of executives is discussing how to MAKE money.
+Spencer Whiteway So true!
i cannot take Matt Leblanc seriously
Aditya Hariharan Yeah, he seems like a comic relief character. I laughed my ass off at the ego scene.
***** yeah I was watching that the other day, its pretty good, I was pleasantly surprised.
+General Zoland I hate that asshole.
So, Episodes, was a bit of a magic surprise. He rules on that show. The same way stupid Phoebe has The Comebacks and is hysterical.
do you know if they are gonna have another season of Episodes or not?
Another person like that is Jenna Elfman. She was hysterical in Krippendorfs Tribe....but Dharma and Greg ..not once.
I love how you added the Gone with the Wind background music in the scene when he says "I love you, wife".
I emotion you as well, fellow supporting character.
The first time I ever saw a DVD (yup, I'm old now), it was Lost in Space. My Mom and I could not get it working at all, so I never associated anything good with this movie. And what a surprise....
The first DVD I saw was The Phantom Menace..
Matt Leblanc in this movie is like a bad ripoff of Zapp Branigan.
Wouldn't Zapp be a good ripoff of Matt Leblancs character
I had one of those robot toys from this movie, it was actually a pretty awesome toy
Me too.
Same
Yup, played with it til it eventually broke
Thank you! I was trying to remember where I heard that voice.
7:44 "Announce Mission Objectives Repeatedly. Announce Mission Objectives Repeatedly."
8:14 "Continue heavy acting. Continue heavy acting."
18:18 "This scene is too cliché! This scene is too cliché!"
That always cracks me up! That always cracks me up!
I got this movie in a cereal box when it came out. The producers thought they would make more money from general mills sales than actual dvd sales.
"Gary-I'm-firing-my-agent-Oldman" LMAO and at 17:15 the spider-monster scared the shit out of me as a kid!
Still love how right at the very start of the movie Doug complains about the statement that the nations are no longer at war by claiming that there is no peace since there are terrorists. It's almost like he considers terrorists to be representative of their countries :P
You can have world peace but still have terrorists. The definition of world peace is that the nations of the world are at peace. It's like you can have a peaceful country that still has criminals.
As much as they were trying to make Matt Le Blanc look like an asshole, it's the chick he flirts with that has a real attitude problem. Sure, he asked her for dinner, on the first meeting and so soon that would be very inconsiderate and forward but then she essentially insults him for being a war hero... Those people that have kept people like her alive long enough to even get this mission to another world set up... oh forget it.
I don't even want this movie to try and explain what a "Fusion Pulse" is.... At least try to sound scientific instead of what an 8 year old thinks sounds scientific.
Just because someone fights to keep you alive, does not mean s/he is entitled to sex as a reward. Saving someones life does mean that said saved person owes and, must repay, with that life. People aren't slot machines where if you put in something good, eventually sex will come out. Either you fight for human life and dignity or you can STFU
"It's almost like he considers terrorists to be representative of their countries"
And how is that a mistake? *pa-bum, pssssh!*
samiam2088 True, but a simple "Maybe some other time" or just "No" would have sufficed.
Matthew Cavalier
I think the lack of politeness in her response is equivalent to the rudeness of his approach in the first place. Notice how he never actually exhibited any interest in her work, interests, or character (you know, HER, as a person), but makes crude innuendo to her in front of and to her father "thats a cold fish I'd like to thaw?" within earshot? Are you kidding me? To get a complete picture of the situation, he took the liberty of disrupting a woman he doesn't know while she's working, no consideration of etiquette, personal boundaries, or safety (what if she was handling something dangerous?) and then insulted her, in public, to her family. That is not deserving of a polite "no thank you," its deserving of exactly what he got. Here's a really good tip, don't insult a woman you want to ask out on a date, its a shitty strategy.
Since when did world peace not include civil war and acts of terrorism?
Every living thinh has a heart?
Plants too?? Seriously, if this kid is a genius, the average IQ in this movie's 2050's is around 20!
well if you stretch the meaning of heart like a piece of super putty then a plant's "heart" could technically be it's roots, sucking in moisture. really streeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch that meaning though.
Good point, but as you've put it- it's really streeeeetching.
If you go that far, robot's heart is his power cell, but I don't think our boy-genius was smart enough to make the connection.
1683jansobieski
I don't think the producers were smart enough to make that connection haha.
Or you could look at it from a philosophical standpoint.
Rainversey
Or maybe the movie just sucks.
"you get no continental breakfast"
i love the way it was delivered too
I always thought penny was smokin hot.
Or smokin pot.
THANK YOU! I was wondering when he'd shout Exterminate in the most derp voice possible.
The daughter character is annoying, but really hot. I mean, you can still enjoy her without having to hear her weird voice....
"I love you, wife."
Its funny how people trash 90s flicks like this, Armageddon, Independence Day, etc for being "stupid or dumb". Yet Transformers and The Fast and furious sequels still make hundreds of millions for being the same way.
But Fast & Furious, Transformers, etc are still "stupid & dumb" and also get trashed for it.
To be fair to Gary "I can play literally any character you need and be memorable" Oldman, he was pretty faithfull to the original Dr. Smith from the show. Of course the original (can't remember the actor) was legendarily hammy, so his Smith was actually a bit understated. Oh, the pain...
14:17 I swear to God, Nostalgia Critic is half dinosaur.
Hey, Joey is in this movie. Yeah, it`s Joey.
The beginning where he says, "l l l lower" is one of my favorite parts. It just sounds funny to me and laugh every time.
*complete monotone*
"I love you wife."
I CAN FEEL THE EMOTION POURING OUT OF THE SCREEN AND INTO MY HEART!
Where have I heard Penny's voice before it sounds, squeakily familiar. . .Eliza Thornberry is that yo?
Gretchen Wieners...? Meg Griffin in Season 1...?
no, i think she played stereotypical teenager in EVERY SINGLE MOVIE THAT HAD ONE
Lacey Chabert played Eliza Thornberry on the Wild Thornberry's cartoon and meg Griffen on the first season of Family Guy. .and she even was a character on Sonic SatAM... oh. and Zatanna on Young Justice too
The chipets
Adam Poole
Yes, and even then her voice was grating.
if star wars taught me anything, you will die if you travel through a star in hyper space
4:45 that tiiiiiny squeaky sound you get when you rub two pickles together
"We have a chipmunk for a daughter, our other daughter is Rollergirl."
Spiders!!
I thought the movie was shit even as a kid. I dont even remember what it was about. I did love how the armored mask went on the one guys face.
That was definitely one of the best moments of the film. Ironically that was done because Matt LeBlanc was unavailable for filming that day so they used a double, hence the kickass armor helmet.
He should have been unavailable to film for the rest of the movie.
The way the Doc Smith(Nostalgia Critic in a costume) said that NC catchphrase sounds like Calypso's ending catchphrase "I am Calypso and thank you for playing Twisted Metal."
hard to believe THIS was the film that broke Titanic's streak of being #1 at the box office every weekend from mid-December to the first of April. dear god were we bored or something?
I was pulled in by the trailers of this movie as a kid and it was already out on vhs so I asked my mom to buy it cause it looked really cool after watching it I apologized to my mom for spending money on this piece of shit movie
ok. That comment reminds me really about the time of me and my father when I wanted to have the movie Back to the Future 3. I also regretted it.
I love you wife
thank you for being a sane and polite youtube commenter!
WAAA WAAA WAAAAAAAAAAA those moments were gold
Lost in Space was the 1999 version of Interstellar.
Except Interstellar was better.
Not by much!
Your opinion.
No shit, it's my opinion. I wrote it!
>You imply everyone thinks the same way
FREEZE FRAME!
You Sir just won my respect for using Richard Wagner's Tannhauser "Pilgrim's Chorus" in the goodbye scene.
"Forgeta doctor Smith!" OH MY GOD HE REFERENCED ME! I FEEL SO LOVED! XD
SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDERS
8:53
ZA WARUDO!
The moment he said "I love you wife", I thought of the Abyss.....cannot believe they did that.
I love Doug's impersonation on Dr. Smith. Spiiidahs! A giant legion of spiiidahs!
I wanted the fuck the chipmunk so bad when this came out
What?
`The girl man. The squeeky one.
Bob Jones
kind of agree, she was hot
Bob Jones yea she was a babe
Bob Jones yeah she's kind of too young in this (I'm assuming you were around the same age) but she's hot as hell in her later stuff.
Dr. Smith and Will,Smith and Will,Will and Smith,Will Smith, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I saw this when I was a kid...and I really liked it!!!!
The credit's song (a remix of the 60's Lost in Space theme) was made by Apollo 440 and it was a top 10 hit in the UK back in 1998.
Is chipmunk girl the voice of Peridot from Steven Universe?
The difference is most people like peridot.
At least it didn't have a frucking idiotic human carrot or talking dragon characters like the TV series had.
Its still WAY better that Battlefield Earth
the thing with the lighting opera lady: that's...just...silly
Its funny how Doug says "This is right up there with Batman and Robin" considering both were written by the same writer, Akiva Goldsman
I'm never gonna hire that guy.
Lacey Chabert.....always hot.
Penny reminds me of Peridot from Steven Universe. A much more annoying, unlikeable version of Peridot.
The girl who played Penny is Peridot's voice actress.
No, Penny is played by Lacey Chabert, Peridot is played Shelby Rabara.
Lord Fawful I'm going to be honest, I wrote that going on the number of other people who think Penny's actress plays Peridot without actually checking it. Thanks for correcting me.
thank you for being a sane and nice youtube commenter!
Oh man I'm so happy I watched it in spanish so I didn't need to deal with Penny's voice xD
I am so happy that Lacey Chabert, the younger Robinson daughter, got HOT, (just watch the 2005 movie-teen comedy DIRTY DEEDS, it stars Milo Ventimiglia), and that her voice does not sound like, well like it sounded here. Anyway, this movie was a MAJOR disappointment, And the original TV show was, well, 1960s terrible, which is, in modern terms, SO VERY TERRIBLE.
Lost in Space. The pile of shit that bumped Star Trek.
she also voiced Eliza from the Wild Thornberries and Princess Elise from the unfinished crud known as Sonic 06. She was also a Sonic fan apparently.
When I was a little kid I absolutely loved this flick
Gotta admit they did a shit job on a great tv series.
T.V. was better
You sir, had the balls to say what we were all thinking while too afraid to say it.
i swear that "i love you wife......." is the most heartwarming thing ive ever heard...
This movie's attempt at copying the TV series camp tone was even more pathetic...
But then again... Jar-Jar Binks aborted fetus... that joke alone nearly (nearly) made the movie's existence worth it. But then, when they're saved by "the power of friendship"... well, it was so embarrassing... it still is. I couldn't watch that scene again, had to skip this part on this video.
First sign of Doug trying too hard I've ever seen since I've started to see his reviews. 14:23 6:36 and 4:16. Talking about being obnoxious.
benomidfinger Jerk
You're the obnoxious one hater of awesomeness
"Raising his monotone whisper to a dull roar"...LOL!!!!
>3< bite me this was my childhood and I love this.
17:59 he mentioned forgetting logic, this just reminded me of "kick logic out the window and make they impossible possible" congrats on anyone who gets the reference