@@Retrodove101 Dark Heart, Cold Heart, and No Heart all should have met, and they should have made a movie or short having those three trying to hibernate the Care Bears for life!
3:14 Fun fact: the voice actress for the Princess/Alice is Tracey Moore. She actually voiced Princess Peach in the Super Mario Bros 3/World cartoons. Weird connection.
Rebecca Wolf Yeah, I know. But as for season 2, sailor moon's voice actress Terri hawks (I think) did a good job voicing her because it almost matches her character.
The sad thing is the Grumpy Bear being hungry thing COULD have been funny. He could have accidentally eaten some of the size-changing food, or offended the Mad Hatter by drinking all the tea, or eaten some new nonsense food that tasted great but never made him full. SOMETHING. IT WAS FREAKING WONDERLAND.
Skymouth when i saw the clips the critic showed, from what i have been told of the cat it actually kind of fits what he should be. Just cut the rapping out of it, the riddles are fine without it
to be fair, the villain was actualy well-based for this movie, lacking any origin, whatsoever, he was well-planned to keep the idea of wonderland. He wants to bring logic to a world where the lack of logic is more important than the air they breathe. And that by the fact he looks like a chess piece; besides chess beeing one of the motifs in Wonderland, its a game of logic and rules.
To be fair, the rapping Cheshire Cat isn't that bad, and it's pretty well animated. It's rare that a rap in a children's cartoon doesn't make me cringe so hard that my teeth explode.
Okay why the fuck did I decide to watch this at night? HOW WERE THE ANIMATORS ALLOWED TO PUT THAT SCARY FACE IN THE CARE BEARS? I know it's only in for a split second but sooner or later some kid is going to pause on the wrong frame and have nightmares
***** In one of the scenes where dorothy, the tinman, scarecrow and lion (I think) are entering into the woods, in the distance you can faintly see a small dark moving object. I have no idea what it was supposed to be, but there's an urban legend that says it was one of the munchkin actors hanging himself. You should google it
Kyros Vulk-Oliver Yeah, that's pretty damn scary. And I'm 26 now and even though it's in the morning when I'm watching this and he replaced the live action movie scare with that face, I won't lie, I jumped.
So… the MadHatter owns hats that if you wear them, you think you're someone else? That's… actually pretty creative! Wow, Care Bears in Wonderland REALLY IS a better adaptation than the Tim Burton film!
Mauricio Vasquez You know that the critic said the exact same thing in his Alice in wonderland review, btw there is going to be a sequel to the Tim Burton one.
My favorite Care Bears are Wish Bear, Cheer Bear, TenderHeart Bear, Share Bear and Friend Bear. The cousins are Bright Heart Raccoon, Brave Heart Lion, Swift Heart Rabbit and Playful Heart Monkey. Still loved the 1980's Care Bears not the awful Unlock the Magic junk. Ugh.
Now that I think about it, I think that the Wizard actually knew exactly what he was doing when he was trying to rush Alice to the palace. Granted, if he was assuming that the queen would assume that Alice was her daughter, then she would have eventually failed the test of royalty and the citizens would have revolted against the princess, thinking that the royal family didn't have the royal magic needed to rule. That, or I've watched this review too many times. I think it's the latter.
Same here! One scene in particular has been stuck in my head for a _really_ long time (it had something to do with the two goons fighting over the robot joystick on a couch). I remember being too embarrassed to look for the scene because "the movie is too childish, I wouldn't forgive myself if I watched it as a soon-to-be-adult". And yet here I am, about two years later, not only listening to a song from the movie over and over ("Don't you even wonder about Wonderland?"), but also watching a Nostalgia Critic review of it. Plus, I can't get " s-s-s-SPIDEEER!" out of my head. :D
Actually....I kind of like this movie. Don't get me wrong - it's strictly for kids and about as cliche-ridden as anything, but the songs were kind of catchy, there were funny moments from time to time and the heroine learned some pretty good lessons. She was sure as hell a better protagonist than Bella Fucking Swan. And is it me, or does the rapping cat sound a lot like Tone Loc from Ferngully?
That is true, but being better character than bellais kind of like saying thar Taco Bell tastes better than rotten dog shit, technically true, but it doesn't matter that much.
***** I like Discord, Sombra was just a waste of time for me. He has no personality at all, takes 1 billion years to take back the crystal empire when Cadances shield is down and didn't really have any business to be there in the first place. Discord was different from all the other MLP villains, he didn't want power, he didn't want the throne (kind of) and he didn't have any minions with him to do his dirty work. He just wanted to cause chaos all over equestria and make CHOCOLATE RAIN. CHOCOLATE RAIN I TELL YOU. Plus I love his voice, it's soothing yet creepy at the same time. Right enough of my brony ramble, let's watch the video
Hugh Jackman, Hugh *"I'm the Best There is at What I do, but what I do best isn't very nice"* Jackman is a F*CKING FLAMINGO IN THIS FILM!? Are you SH*TTING ME!!?
Hugh Jackman? As in, "Wolverine" Hugh Jackman? Are you shitting me? One of the most badass actors of this generation did something related to Care Bears? Well, he did play the Easter Bunny in "Rise of The Guardians", so that's kind of stretching it!
Hmmmmm, well at 18:03 based on the ripped dress that must be Alice. But the next shot shows the princess, who's clothes are obviously not damaged. So that would mean........ They switched places in the garden? In front of everybody?
After. There's a scene the NC left out where the Cheshire Cat turns into a huge spider (quick note: Another running joke in this movie is that the Tweedle Twins go into fits whenever they see a spider), the Tweedle Twins go nuts and knock the Wizard over. That's where the switch occurs.
Legit. And wouldn't it make more sense for Alice to go through a Journey to be a princess or queen. I mean it would be more faithful to Through the Looking Glass. Why go with a Prince and the Pauper subplot, tf?
@@criminallyautistic8372, It probably would have been more interesting if Alice had gone through the princess test, made the flowers bloom, and then found out she really was a princess. The Queen could have told her that the fact she passed the test proves she is a princess. She notices an interesting mark on Alice. Alice says she's had it her whole life, The Princess says she has the same mark, and they discover that they are long-lost twin sisters.
@@aureliapshyk8513 Or just have it be like the book why even have another Alice lookalike? Seems like Alice is no longer needed once they rescue Alice 2 over there.
So uh, fun fact: in the Polish version of the evil wizard's "I'll be the king of Wonderland" song, they removed _every single mention of the land in question,_ which, coupled with other changes, made it sound weirdly political. I... actually kind of like it. It's that sort of thing you don't notice until you're older. Seriously, here are the lyrics (translated by me): "Yes, this land requires a reform. This stagnation has been for far too long. Time to act, it's an indisputable fact^ And the man of the moment, is meeeeee! Don't you know that everything in this land/country^^ is very bad? And everyone does whatever they want? Nobody's working, they're just having fun, That's what really worries me. Wiiiiiind of history blows so strong, And when I get down to it, then.... Although everything in this land is very bad, I can't let it be this way anymore. This situation must change soon; Time to start living decently! Iiiiii must set them an example That you should fear the authority, 'Cause... Now everything in this land shall be good! That's what the authority wants. I started, so I'm not going to hide anymore Once I finish, they will appreciate me! Thoooough it's not an easy task Whaaaaat I'll command, will happen Eeeeeeveryone must obey me. _(lightning)_ 'Cause soon I will be the king. 'Cause soon I will be the king..." ^ _[not a rhyme in Polish btw]_ ^^ _[not sure which word is more aproptiate here]_
14:46 Now a hat is a wonderful thing, you see. Every one's got its own personality. You just --duh-- slip it on and instantly, You can be anybody that you wanna be!
Swift heart's gender is still questionable. I've spent more time than i'd like to admit looking into this, and if you go by what was originally stated (as I do) then according to the first profile of swift heart from american greeting, he is male, which is sustained throughout the DIC series, as shown in the episode "day dreams" when Professor Coldheart yells to Frostbite "get him" after he escapes on of his traps. However, throughout the nelvana series and the movies, some would say that swift heart has changed gender. The most obvious evidence of this is what was mentioned in this movie, being called the white rabbits niece. Other than that, swift heart isn't really ever mentioned in terms of gender. The matter is made even more confusing though in the comics. In issue three, "blue who", swift heart is referred to as a male and female in the same issue! The comics have been known for making constant gender mistakes though, so the Intended gender can't be confirmed.
***** That's because in the manga they realzied they couldn't continue leaving him to be ambiguous, so they refer to Crona as 'him' but the creator says that he doesn't really know what gender Crona is. That's what makes it SO confusing!
Ok I absolutely despise the fact i've even given this thought, but it seems probable to me that she had a sex change, as the uncle rabbit knew her as a female, but no longer. Kill me.
aza4444 A few of the care bears have had gender swaps throughout the series. Good Luck bear was originally a male in the DIC series, but became a female in the Nelvana series. I hate it when they change the care bears without any real reason to, that's why I don't go any where near the 3D animated series or movies. I mean, why do you have to change their tummy symbols? What does that possibly add to anything? Just keep it the same people!
I think it just depends on which care bears your watching plus I think the DIC series thought swiftheart was a boy so they made him one. But in the one with no heart (is that his name? The one with beastly and shreeky) I think she is a girl since this movie has all the same designs as those care bears (as far as I can tell) and they state her as a girl.
Speaking if terrifying faces, care to look up "Nonon Jakuzure" for me? You'd be quite surprised by how many images of her contain a certain face she makes during one episode of Kill la Kill
The Solar Wolf Now we know why: someone told him he was making a different movie. Though, I blame corporate mandate for that movie. Tim Burton's low-budget above-the-grain movies can only get him so far before he needs a paycheck. Don't know if I'm going to see Big Eyes, but it looks far more promising than any remake he's been forced to direct. Also, they're making ANOTHER sequel to his Planet of the Apes reboot.
Wait, Side affects from Anti-Desperate? O_O;; Does Grumpy Bear take serious meds, this whole new meaning to happy pills in the Carebear world. No wonder they are always so freaking happy.
*grabs every alice in wonderland book nearby* Haha! If you can't read it you won't know anything about it so you can't make stuff like this! *runs* Mweheheh!
theAngryscotman gotta be honest other than alice herself I liked the first Tim Burton movie. it's not acceptable as a adaptation of the book but as a movie I enjoy it.
13:03 oddly enough in the book the queen of hearts actually IS nice the mean one is actually the red queen who is supposed to be the red queen in chess (chess sets used to be red and white instead of black and white) so this is actually more faithful than you think it was only in later adaptations like the Disney one where the queen of hearts and the red queen were merged into one character
Bonus trivia: Tracey Moore, the voice of Alice, was also the voice of Princess Toadstool (Peach) in the two animated U.S. TV shows based on Super Mario.
The Jabberwocky was planned to be voiced by Stan "Pete Puma" Freberg in the Disney version, but they decided not to include him. I'd call that a reference, but I doubt the guys that made this film knew about that.
Yea...I freaked out too when I found out Swift Heart was female. I was like 3 and said wow a blue rabbit that is super fast..I love this guy..then I see this and I'm like...NOOOO!
personally, i really like dark heart as a villain. he's a goof at times but, hey, all villains are at some point. i feel like he actually belonged in a care bears movie more than that evil book. she was also cool but, that's the thing. she was too cool to be in a care bears movie.
IIRC, the writers could never decide whether the rabbit was male or female and it would bounce back and fourth depending on the episode, I think they eventually decided she was female but there is at least one episode from the first season where the rabbit is referred to as a he. It's also interesting to note that Alice actually has the same voice actress that Princess Peach had in the smb3 and smw cartoons.
That Cheshire Cat is so out of place like it's animated so much smoother and livelier and more interesting than any of the other characters. It actually looks really good in itself
No, seriously. Read the book, the Mock Turtle and Griffin reveal no one's ever been beheaded, and it's shown that the king pardons anyone she sentences to death. If anyone was a villain in that book, it was the Duchess.
The king pardons people behind her back but she would cry out off with their heads. It may have been her fancy but she still screamed it. She represents the blind anger from the monarchy
You know there is only rap in this movie because it was 'popular with the kids' at the time. I'd like to imagine if there was a new Care Bears movie it would have dubstep. And the children would cry. And I would laugh.
Ok these Care Bear movies are certainly lacking but for me they're my guilty pleasures. I still love them even today. And even then it's fun to watch his reviews on them because I can understand the jokes being familiar with the movies and the show.
"The last one" WRONG there are still TWO MORE care bears movies released in the mid 00's. Care Bears: Journey to Joke-a-lot and Care Bears Big Wish Movie. HA! HA! HA! HA!
As soon as I saw the rapping Cheshire Cat, I had the horrible realization that I watched this movie as a kid. So, yeah, thanks for bringing back THAT memory. :P
"since when have you needed proof in wonderland?!" *remembers the court scene in the book where Alice's whole argument was that nobody had proof for whatever she was being accused of* Me: Hey, yeah!
Flurry heart from my little pony friendship is magic is related to the hearts from Care Bears because her last name is heart, and her mother princess cadence was adopted by princess celestia and is married to shining armor, who’s sister is twilight sparkle so in conclusion the white rabbit from alive in wonderland and twilight sparkle are distant family until the white rabbit was turned in to a cyborg assassin in syfy’s Alice.
Dear God, the Queen "OFF WITH THEIR HEADS" of Hearts as a sweet innocent person!? Even in my yaoi reimagining of "Alice in Wonderland" wherein I have the Queen as a good guy she's still got a fiery temper and is obsessed with chopping off heads!
I don't see many people mentioning this yet If Swift Heart and the White Rabbit are Uncle and Niece, then her mother or father had to have been the White Rabbit's brother or sister. Which means she had to have been born in wonderland, meaning her parents had to have been in wonderland. And considering that she was orphaned along with the others when they were babies, SOMETHING had to have happened to her parents!
@@Geo_TV i think the only explanation as to what happened was that she and her parents were far from him when whatever happened to them happened. Meaning whatever caused her to be orphaned had also caused an entire disappearance or hell maybe even the DEATH of her parents! Knowing that, he must've thought that literally all 3 of them were either dead or gone forever, until he reunited with her when she grew up! (Since she knew he was her uncle, this definitely couldn't have been their first reunion)
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That isn't the same without DAAARK-HEAAAART.
@@Retrodove101 Dark Heart, Cold Heart, and No Heart all should have met, and they should have made a movie or short having those three trying to hibernate the Care Bears for life!
True
I know…we will miss you DAAAAAARK HEAAAAAT. You will be missed
funny face 19:13
3:14 Fun fact: the voice actress for the Princess/Alice is Tracey Moore. She actually voiced Princess Peach in the Super Mario Bros 3/World cartoons.
Weird connection.
So, he's right! It IS Princess Peach!
***** It's like typecasting to the Nth degree. o_o
Another interesting thing is that Tracey Moore also voiced Sailor moon in the English version of Sailor moon. Pretty weird right?
Ratchet the Rat96 Only for the first 13 episodes though, which is a shame.
Rebecca Wolf Yeah, I know. But as for season 2, sailor moon's voice actress Terri hawks (I think) did a good job voicing her because it almost matches her character.
The sad thing is the Grumpy Bear being hungry thing COULD have been funny. He could have accidentally eaten some of the size-changing food, or offended the Mad Hatter by drinking all the tea, or eaten some new nonsense food that tasted great but never made him full. SOMETHING. IT WAS FREAKING WONDERLAND.
Legit have him eat a cake and make him big.
Exactly! Or have him eat some magic weapon that the wizard was going to use.
I mean this is a care bear movie they would've screw up the joke anyway
Do the "writers barely disguised fetish" thing and make him phat.
@@ДимитърКьосев-т8е How come this video wasn't uploaded onto Nostalgia Critic's UA-cam channel?
someone had to draw that scary face. thats what scares me the most.
What was going on in that artist's head when he/she drew that?
Probably something like: sleep well kiddies. Hehehehe
Actually the Cheshire cat animated sequence looked like it was the best part of the whole thing to me
Skymouth one of very very few things you will remember from this flick 😒
Skymouth when i saw the clips the critic showed, from what i have been told of the cat it actually kind of fits what he should be. Just cut the rapping out of it, the riddles are fine without it
well yeah, it was the most involved thing in the movie
I don't get involved in politics.
The Caterpillar and the Cheshire Cat are usually the best parts of most of the adaptations
"I think your plan is a little backwards Jafar…!"
I lost it.
Brandon Roberts Definitely. :)
I loose it when he does his Grumpy impersonation.
It is strange he said that, because when I re-watched Care Bears in Wonderland, I actually thought of Jafar when seeing the Wizard.
to be fair, the villain was actualy well-based for this movie, lacking any origin, whatsoever, he was well-planned to keep the idea of wonderland. He wants to bring logic to a world where the lack of logic is more important than the air they breathe. And that by the fact he looks like a chess piece; besides chess beeing one of the motifs in Wonderland, its a game of logic and rules.
*****
he was quite a waste of time, but I liked how the design was well-based, for a Care bears movie, they put some though on the villain.
*****
probably because they are the only characters we don't wish to strangle with our bare hands xD
MrKlausbaudelaire
Pretty much what the Critic said about this movie in the Alice returns to Wonderland review.
P. Roud Tobi Mi that also reminds me...for an "evil wizard", he didn't show ANY kind of magic.
MrKlausbaudelaire Kinda like the Magician in Rayman Origins, huehue.
The wizard face was straight up Invader Zim material
I love that show
Yotam Shitrit "Did that scare you too?" Nods.
Yotam Shitrit They put quite a bit of effort in the facial expressions in this movie.
That face scared the shit out of me
That face was so scary eve the girl was scared, goddamn is that horrifying, probably the most horrifying thing I’ve ever seen, and that’s saying a lot
To be fair, the rapping Cheshire Cat isn't that bad, and it's pretty well animated. It's rare that a rap in a children's cartoon doesn't make me cringe so hard that my teeth explode.
vissova The Rapping Dog On The Titanic is much better tbh
Ever heard the uncut version of the rapping dog? It's worse than the Party Time song we're all familiar with...
Agreed
I think it helps that he sounds so much like Tone Lōc.
I believe it was intentional. smokey voices tend to have that effect.
It's also got a smooth rapper voice.
Don't be ridiculous, Critic, of course those three unnamed characters have names! Diet Jafar, Princess Peach LXXVIII, and...Mrs. Claus.
69 likes hehehe
Diet Jafar is only second Rate.
Okay why the fuck did I decide to watch this at night? HOW WERE THE ANIMATORS ALLOWED TO PUT THAT SCARY FACE IN THE CARE BEARS?
I know it's only in for a split second but sooner or later some kid is going to pause on the wrong frame and have nightmares
***** Could you say the same about that 'suicidal munchkin' from the wizard of oz?
***** In one of the scenes where dorothy, the tinman, scarecrow and lion (I think) are entering into the woods, in the distance you can faintly see a small dark moving object. I have no idea what it was supposed to be, but there's an urban legend that says it was one of the munchkin actors hanging himself. You should google it
***** Yeah but a little dark for something like the wizard of oz. Imagine seeing that in the minions movie or something
Kyros Vulk-Oliver Yeah, that's pretty damn scary. And I'm 26 now and even though it's in the morning when I'm watching this and he replaced the live action movie scare with that face, I won't lie, I jumped.
kirara2516 What do you mean, live action scare?
Oh hey look it's DAAAAARK HEAAAART
Oh Critic, you never fail to make me laugh... XD
That's why I always watch him! I'll always get a good laugh out of it even after the tenth time.
Yeah, we can all agree the "DAARRK-HEEAARRT!" Cameo was the best thing in the movie.
I actually like the princess switch reveal. It shows the characters using their brains rather then some bullshit power of heart.
The rap-battle was actually the highlight of this whole thing.
Pickled BEETS?!
The 8 Mile clip was a great touch. :)
You mean the Cheshire Cat from Care Bears vs the dog from Titanic?!?!
He needs to make a top 11 dumbest villains
What's your pic?
Rainbow dash playing with daring do toys
Oh... *throws headphones in a fit of rage and destroys some stuff*
scott bryant I'd like to see a list of that.
Or Top 11 dumbest evil sidekicks. One slot should go to Tweedle Dip ( annoying, dick ) and Tweedle Shit ( obnoxious, cheese ).
So… the MadHatter owns hats that if you wear them, you think you're someone else?
That's… actually pretty creative!
Wow, Care Bears in Wonderland REALLY IS a better adaptation than the Tim Burton film!
You know? I love the Tim Burton version.
If only it had the care bears be headings In it, if only....
Mauricio Vasquez You know that the critic said the exact same thing in his Alice in wonderland review, btw there is going to be a sequel to the Tim Burton one.
Dang, he beat me too it.
Laura Wanco I can't wait for that sequel
"Mr. Rabbit, I have a question..."
How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
Let's see... *Lick* 1. *Lick* 2. *Crunch* 2 licks. It takes two licks.
It's over 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I eat PICKLED BEETS!!!!!!🤢
@@randalgraves6979 Braveheart: Pickled beets!? *Faints*
That face that The Wizard made... Just why? Why does that face exist in a CAREBEARS MOVIE?!
It belongs in Invader Zim!
@@Unremarkable6969 it belongs in Courage the Cowardly Dog
@@johnlamos2646 It's belongs in Scooby-Doo as well.
That face looks like it's straight out of Pink Floyd's the wall
@@StormtrooperInStilettos Thanks for reminding me of the worst thing NC has ever made.
"CATS AND DOGS LIVING TOGETHER, SUDDENLLY MASS HYSTERIA!"
KamisDisasterChild THAT'S IT MAN, GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER
Mr Rabbit, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
NotSatanDisguised OVER 9000!!!
Paladin Luke I'm sorry, I lost count; can you do it again?
Paladin Luke actually it's only about 350 licks. I had too much time on my hands that day.
Let's find out , a one, a two, a steel
Paladin Luke Did your hands fall off?
Throughout the Care Bears Franchise, Grumpy Bear has always been the best and most relatable character
Yup. Just like Raph from TMNT I have a soft spot for charming assholes.
My favorite Care Bears are Wish Bear, Cheer Bear, TenderHeart Bear, Share Bear and Friend Bear.
The cousins are Bright Heart Raccoon, Brave Heart Lion, Swift Heart Rabbit and Playful Heart Monkey.
Still loved the 1980's Care Bears not the awful Unlock the Magic junk. Ugh.
He’s my spirit animal 😂❤
The Wizard is Jafar's caucasian, even more campier cousin.
He's only second Rate!
He also has a pet Cockatoo, named Diago.
Jafar pet is a parrot not a cockatoo!
....did I just see Jafar paraphrasing an Eric Idle song?
+Tareltonlives We all did. -_-
I think word you're looking for is plagiarizing.
that jump scare,no seriously
Top 5 scariest characters
Number 1:evil wizard
Number 2:Willy wonka
Number 3: beetlejuice
Number 4: golden Freddy
Number 5:pennywise
I thought the "Grumpy bear is hungry" gag was gonna make hime eat the "Eat Me" cookie without a second thought
Oh my god, that Chesire Cat is the best thing in the movie.
Why was this a CareBears movie anyway? 80% of the movie is about an altered wonderland from Alice in wonderland. Now thats what I call lazy writing.
Yep.
I call it modern movie making.
Sakaru Kamaah That's even better!
@@idontknow4319 That's definately what lot of the modern Tom & Jerry movies are doing.
@@retrofan4963agreed
Now that I think about it, I think that the Wizard actually knew exactly what he was doing when he was trying to rush Alice to the palace. Granted, if he was assuming that the queen would assume that Alice was her daughter, then she would have eventually failed the test of royalty and the citizens would have revolted against the princess, thinking that the royal family didn't have the royal magic needed to rule. That, or I've watched this review too many times. I think it's the latter.
Ahh! The memories! They are flooding in! I think! I remember liking this movie as a small child! I remember re-watching this movie over and over!
+Tobi Foxworth You didnt know... dont blame yourself, you have to leave it in the past. :(
+Jane Doe I like how your picture fits your comment.
Never saw it actually.... ;-)
"Groundhog Day" (1993) is great movie too
Same here! One scene in particular has been stuck in my head for a _really_ long time (it had something to do with the two goons fighting over the robot joystick on a couch). I remember being too embarrassed to look for the scene because "the movie is too childish, I wouldn't forgive myself if I watched it as a soon-to-be-adult".
And yet here I am, about two years later, not only listening to a song from the movie over and over ("Don't you even wonder about Wonderland?"), but also watching a Nostalgia Critic review of it. Plus, I can't get " s-s-s-SPIDEEER!" out of my head. :D
At least it's better than the tim Burton version.
Is it me? Or does that freaking wizard face looks like the Violator from the Spawn Animated Series?
dat disturbing ice-cream man
cucoarmado120 LOL, CLICK TRANSLATE, I SWEAR TO GOD
Alex Siwiec it is sooo funny
Wow, that alone in the dark joke, actually scared me for a second.
Wow! The rap at end with Grumpy reminds me of how many starving people we could've fed with the funding that went to into this movie.
+Alex-Zander Browne A BIG-LIPPED STARVING CHILDREN MOMENT!
+Rachael Nadler It's not a lot, but still it could've been put to better use.
PICKLED BEATS?!?!
+IttzAndrew What the hell are they anyway...
wu1ming9shi I have no idea.
"This is it the final Care Bears movie"
Then he had to review one more
And he did
It was the “Care Bears” movie of the whole trilogy.
*ahem* There TWO CGI Care Bears movies produced by Lionsgate & Nelvana!
Climbing a jagged blizzardy mountain in a ballgown and heels and back down again without spilling a drop of water? Man, Alice is kind of a badass.
8:35-9:05 My worst nightmare has come true. I didn't even know it was my worst nightmare until it happened!D:
Actually....I kind of like this movie. Don't get me wrong - it's strictly for kids and about as cliche-ridden as anything, but the songs were kind of catchy, there were funny moments from time to time and the heroine learned some pretty good lessons. She was sure as hell a better protagonist than Bella Fucking Swan.
And is it me, or does the rapping cat sound a lot like Tone Loc from Ferngully?
That is true, but being better character than bellais kind of like saying thar Taco Bell tastes better than rotten dog shit, technically true, but it doesn't matter that much.
+theproplady The random blue goanna? Yeah, I see it.
+Golden Freddy don't you mean HEAR it XD
Kayla Morello
Ohh, true.
+Golden Freddy little dose he know thar one more muhahahahaha
My god... The horror you must go through.
DON'T DO THE PONY MOVIES!!!
MrToddino
he should review the movies, ive never seen them but i hate ponies and its fun to see the NC torture himself!
im not a brony so i have no fu**ing clue what you just said sorry
oh ok
***** I like Discord, Sombra was just a waste of time for me. He has no personality at all, takes 1 billion years to take back the crystal empire when Cadances shield is down and didn't really have any business to be there in the first place. Discord was different from all the other MLP villains, he didn't want power, he didn't want the throne (kind of) and he didn't have any minions with him to do his dirty work. He just wanted to cause chaos all over equestria and make CHOCOLATE RAIN. CHOCOLATE RAIN I TELL YOU. Plus I love his voice, it's soothing yet creepy at the same time.
Right enough of my brony ramble, let's watch the video
Wow people are still commenting on this? Wasn't expected.
Hugh Jackman, Hugh *"I'm the Best There is at What I do, but what I do best isn't very nice"* Jackman is a F*CKING FLAMINGO IN THIS FILM!? Are you SH*TTING ME!!?
Hugh Jackman? As in, "Wolverine" Hugh Jackman? Are you shitting me? One of the most badass actors of this generation did something related to Care Bears? Well, he did play the Easter Bunny in "Rise of The Guardians", so that's kind of stretching it!
It's not Hugh Jackman it's Alan Fawcett. Look it up in IMDB
***** Man I feel embarrassed...
1aundulxaldin There is nothing to feel embarrassed about, just feel grateful it isn't actually Jackman in the role.
1aundulxaldin I thought it was just a joke
is it me, or does the Cheshire cat sound like Nostalgia Critic?
shelby4369 It's just you
No I see their point, it sounds like NC doing an impression of the "Funky Cold Medina" guy.
+Garret Graham Don't you mean Tone-Lōc?
Im now picturing the cheshire cat in NC's clothing.
Yeah I thought it was him at 17:13
so wait when did the princess and alice switch places, before or after she came back from the mountain
Hmmmmm, well at 18:03 based on the ripped dress that must be Alice.
But the next shot shows the princess, who's clothes are obviously not damaged.
So that would mean........ They switched places in the garden? In front of everybody?
After. There's a scene the NC left out where the Cheshire Cat turns into a huge spider (quick note: Another running joke in this movie is that the Tweedle Twins go into fits whenever they see a spider), the Tweedle Twins go nuts and knock the Wizard over. That's where the switch occurs.
Legit. And wouldn't it make more sense for Alice to go through a Journey to be a princess or queen. I mean it would be more faithful to Through the Looking Glass. Why go with a Prince and the Pauper subplot, tf?
@@criminallyautistic8372, It probably would have been more interesting if Alice had gone through the princess test, made the flowers bloom, and then found out she really was a princess. The Queen could have told her that the fact she passed the test proves she is a princess. She notices an interesting mark on Alice. Alice says she's had it her whole life, The Princess says she has the same mark, and they discover that they are long-lost twin sisters.
@@aureliapshyk8513 Or just have it be like the book why even have another Alice lookalike? Seems like Alice is no longer needed once they rescue Alice 2 over there.
So uh, fun fact: in the Polish version of the evil wizard's "I'll be the king of Wonderland" song, they removed _every single mention of the land in question,_ which, coupled with other changes, made it sound weirdly political. I... actually kind of like it. It's that sort of thing you don't notice until you're older.
Seriously, here are the lyrics (translated by me):
"Yes, this land requires a reform.
This stagnation has been for far too long.
Time to act, it's an indisputable fact^
And the man of the moment, is meeeeee!
Don't you know that everything in this land/country^^ is very bad?
And everyone does whatever they want?
Nobody's working, they're just having fun,
That's what really worries me.
Wiiiiiind of history blows so strong,
And when I get down to it,
then....
Although everything in this land is very bad,
I can't let it be this way anymore.
This situation must change soon;
Time to start living decently!
Iiiiii must set them an example
That you should fear the authority,
'Cause...
Now everything in this land shall be good!
That's what the authority wants.
I started, so I'm not going to hide anymore
Once I finish, they will appreciate me!
Thoooough it's not an easy task
Whaaaaat I'll command, will happen
Eeeeeeveryone must obey me.
_(lightning)_
'Cause soon I will be the king.
'Cause soon I will be the king..."
^ _[not a rhyme in Polish btw]_
^^ _[not sure which word is more aproptiate here]_
12:05: Oh well, I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight, anyway.
14:46
Now a hat is a wonderful thing, you see.
Every one's got its own personality.
You just --duh-- slip it on and instantly,
You can be anybody that you wanna be!
That reminds me of a game...called Team Fortress 2.
TheCactusSword The best war themed hat simulator around.
Reminds me of "Koishi's Heart-Throbbing Adventure".
My hat is my friend! It helps me relax!
Rumia Scarlet I love you for mentioning that.
In fact, I love you for being a Touhou fan.
Marry me.
Sekibanki Kagiyami XD I was hoping somebody would know that reference!
Anyone else notice the producers name is the same as the guy who runs TMZ?
+Stefan Filipovits oh god
TONIGHT ON TMZ!
wut
Satan?
WERE REALLY IMPORTANT!!!
lmao, the last care bear movie, until he reviewed Care Bears Nutcracker a couple days ago
Ikr
I hope he reviews the other movies
Jack Hedrick theres no more... right?
theres the computer animated ones
Awesome. I've always thought The Galaxy Song was the best thing Monty Python ever did!
Better then the "holy grail"?
Nate the spanish inquisition or always look on the bright side of life?
@@viktorriquelme3735 I didn't expect the Spanish Inqusistion.
@@torstenscholz6243 NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
I don´t like the movie, but the Cat was freakin´ awesome! The lyrics are stupid but the voice and the moves were so cool ^^
Wait until he discovers the 3D Care Bears movies
Cameron Johnson Yes, those.
Cameron Johnson Yes.
Richie Duck This isn't over... _BEARS_!!!
Richie Duck i used to love those movies so much
Cameron Johnson UUUNNNLLLLIIIMMMIIIITTTTTEEEDDD!!!!!!!! CCCCCCCCAAAAARRRRREEEEBBBBEEEEAAAARRRRSSS (*-Zaps with electric rainbows-*)
Thumb up for Cheshire Cat and Dog from Titanic rap!
I agree 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Swift heart's gender is still questionable. I've spent more time than i'd like to admit looking into this, and if you go by what was originally stated (as I do) then according to the first profile of swift heart from american greeting, he is male, which is sustained throughout the DIC series, as shown in the episode "day dreams" when Professor Coldheart yells to Frostbite "get him" after he escapes on of his traps.
However, throughout the nelvana series and the movies, some would say that swift heart has changed gender. The most obvious evidence of this is what was mentioned in this movie, being called the white rabbits niece. Other than that, swift heart isn't really ever mentioned in terms of gender.
The matter is made even more confusing though in the comics. In issue three, "blue who", swift heart is referred to as a male and female in the same issue! The comics have been known for making constant gender mistakes though, so the Intended gender can't be confirmed.
***** That's because in the manga they realzied they couldn't continue leaving him to be ambiguous, so they refer to Crona as 'him' but the creator says that he doesn't really know what gender Crona is. That's what makes it SO confusing!
Ok I absolutely despise the fact i've even given this thought, but it seems probable to me that she had a sex change, as the uncle rabbit knew her as a female, but no longer.
Kill me.
aza4444 A few of the care bears have had gender swaps throughout the series. Good Luck bear was originally a male in the DIC series, but became a female in the Nelvana series. I hate it when they change the care bears without any real reason to, that's why I don't go any where near the 3D animated series or movies.
I mean, why do you have to change their tummy symbols? What does that possibly add to anything? Just keep it the same people!
I think it just depends on which care bears your watching plus I think the DIC series thought swiftheart was a boy so they made him one. But in the one with no heart (is that his name? The one with beastly and shreeky) I think she is a girl since this movie has all the same designs as those care bears (as far as I can tell) and they state her as a girl.
TomeOfBattle LOL you're comment made my day!
is it wrong to say I like grumpy bear?
very wrong
Raymond van den Bos why?
+Tophat Tom set it to music Tommy tom.
***** Don't mind him. He's ignorant.
+Reshme
nah, grumpy is best care bear
he only cares about his food
i can relate to that
Shite, that face fucking scared me... Wonder how those kids who watched this reacted...
Speaking if terrifying faces, care to look up "Nonon Jakuzure" for me? You'd be quite surprised by how many images of her contain a certain face she makes during one episode of Kill la Kill
A ruling class respecting the rule of law IS topsy turvy
Now that's some mad satire there, my brother!
Word.
TOP-SY TUR-VY!
Ok I’ll go now...
Wow I’ve never thought of it like that before that’s really poignant
Better than Tim Burton's Version of wonderland XD
Don't you mean "Underland"?
Yes XD
I think a more appropriate term would be "more Lewis Caroll-ish".
Tim Burton's I classify as "less painful".
***** You mean "Underland"
The Solar Wolf
Now we know why: someone told him he was making a different movie. Though, I blame corporate mandate for that movie. Tim Burton's low-budget above-the-grain movies can only get him so far before he needs a paycheck. Don't know if I'm going to see Big Eyes, but it looks far more promising than any remake he's been forced to direct.
Also, they're making ANOTHER sequel to his Planet of the Apes reboot.
That rapping Cheshire Cat is the shit!
It’s worst than the “Strawberry Rap” by Strawberry Shortcake where she can’t rap.
This was my absolute favorite movie when I was 7. I watched it daily and enjoyed every bit of it. Pretty sure the VHS is still at my parents house.
I think I actually like that "rise and shine" song....
WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!?!?!?
Your not the only one
I kinda like what I heard of the "introduce me" song from his review of the second movie. And I also kinda like the "rise and shine" song.
I actually prefer the villain song.
I do, too
19:51 One of my favorite reaction of the NC.
Is Alice's voice the same as Sailor Moon's or is it just me?
Yes, That's voice actress Tracey Moore who played Sailor Moon's voice
Wait, Side affects from Anti-Desperate? O_O;;
Does Grumpy Bear take serious meds, this whole new meaning to happy pills in the Carebear world. No wonder they are always so freaking happy.
11:53 that's up there with Large Marge scare.
*grabs every alice in wonderland book nearby* Haha! If you can't read it you won't know anything about it so you can't make stuff like this! *runs* Mweheheh!
(and I'm referring to the movie not the video)
You couldn't have done that before Tim Burton got his hands on it?
theAngryscotman gotta be honest other than alice herself I liked the first Tim Burton movie. it's not acceptable as a adaptation of the book but as a movie I enjoy it.
Phoenix reborn I thought it was a load of shite. Just a bland fantasy action movie.
theAngryscotman it's not great but it's not terrible to me. the best part was the scope the settings had. I do prefer the original
13:03
oddly enough in the book the queen of hearts actually IS nice
the mean one is actually the red queen who is supposed to be the red queen in chess (chess sets used to be red and white instead of black and white) so this is actually more faithful than you think
it was only in later adaptations like the Disney one where the queen of hearts and the red queen were merged into one character
minus the rapping, Cheshire cat is well made, he always talks in riddles so dont question it
"There's no comparison, it's Princess Peach."
So there IS comparison then, one to Princess Peach.
2:04
That impression was so good, it tricked me into thinking that was actually in the movie the first time.
I sound stupid, but I thought that really was in the movie! XD I know, laugh all you want.
Alyceson Grace
Don't worry, I won't do that. After all, if I call you stupid, it'll be the pot calling the kettle black. ;)
stwbmc98 Haha thanks! :)
Me too. This was the first I saw of Nostalgia Critic so I didn't know he would do those voice impressions.
I only just realized it wasn’t in the movie and it was Critic instead
Bonus trivia: Tracey Moore, the voice of Alice, was also the voice of Princess Toadstool (Peach) in the two animated U.S. TV shows based on Super Mario.
She's also the voice of sailor moon in season 1 of the English dub version of sailor moon.
The Jabberwocky is named Stan?..*Facepalm*
The Jabberwocky was planned to be voiced by Stan "Pete Puma" Freberg in the Disney version, but they decided not to include him.
I'd call that a reference, but I doubt the guys that made this film knew about that.
You said it Krieg!
No, Pete Puma from Looney Tunes.
I'm sure Lewis Carroll is screaming in his grave right now.
Yea...I freaked out too when I found out Swift Heart was female. I was like 3 and said wow a blue rabbit that is super fast..I love this guy..then I see this and I'm like...NOOOO!
Hey, hey guys...
Sonic VS Swiftheart?
Hey why was this deleted from nostalgia critics channel? I don’t see it there
I though I'd seen all the NC stuff, didn't realized I missed this one until he referenced it in his new Alice in Wonderland video.
samsies.
And yet, this version is more faithful to Wonderland than Tim Burton's.
You Really should check for the episode summary in Wikipedia (Yes, there is one)
20:08 ..."I can't wait to eat (uh huh) the Carebear family"
FUCKING CANNIBAL!
A cat eating a bear isn't cannibalism....it is however ridiculous.
+Paladin Luke PICKLED BEETS
Actual Cannibal GRUMPY BEAR!
+Lu Noel that would be amazing
Indeed it would be good sir...
Indeed it would be...
At 9:35 those flower things look like condoms.
personally, i really like dark heart as a villain. he's a goof at times but, hey, all villains are at some point. i feel like he actually belonged in a care bears movie more than that evil book. she was also cool but, that's the thing. she was too cool to be in a care bears movie.
what's lazy is that they use the same damn beat for the raps :p
That was pretty common for rap back then.
IIRC, the writers could never decide whether the rabbit was male or female and it would bounce back and fourth depending on the episode, I think they eventually decided she was female but there is at least one episode from the first season where the rabbit is referred to as a he.
It's also interesting to note that Alice actually has the same voice actress that Princess Peach had in the smb3 and smw cartoons.
That Cheshire Cat is so out of place like it's animated so much smoother and livelier and more interesting than any of the other characters. It actually looks really good in itself
One of my favourite Nostalgia Critic reviews ever
14:50 cue the TF2 fans...
HAAAAAAAATTTZZZZZZZZZ!!!!
Stout Shako for two refined
I will give 3 refined for that Unusual Buccaneer's Bicorn you have there
HAAATS
TheWolfgabe DID YOU SEE THAT FUCKING BLIZARDDLY STORM OFFICERS USHANKA
"I think we were closer with that Susie chick with the three eyes." Given that it's Wonderland, they're probably right.
The flamingo-croquet: Hugh Jackman's most obscure role.
Hugh Jackman didn't provide the voice for the flamingo. Alan Fawcett did. Look it up.
+Daniella Valadez Yeah, I made that comment just before I got that it was a joke.
You know as a kid, this was my favorite of the four films besides the TV series...It's odd to look at it now
What if it turned out the lion Care Bear was related to Mufasa?
Or the Elephant Care Bear is related to Dumbo.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *Roars, becomes abnormally muscular in masculine form and bares armored, serrated claws*
Wendigo Dragon or the Nightmare Before Christmas ghost being related to Rowan's ghost?
I'd cry myself to sleep
8:44 How did I know the Rapping dog will come into this one soon as he said there was a rapping cat XD
17:07 "Oh hey look it's DARKHEART!!!"
Best Cameo ever.
Also, in the book, The Queen of Hearts is actually somewhat nice. She never actually beheaded anyone.
OFF WITH YOUR HEAD.
No, seriously. Read the book, the Mock Turtle and Griffin reveal no one's ever been beheaded, and it's shown that the king pardons anyone she sentences to death.
If anyone was a villain in that book, it was the Duchess.
PyroGothNerd
I was joking.
PyroGothNerd She still WANTS to.
The king pardons people behind her back but she would cry out off with their heads. It may have been her fancy but she still screamed it. She represents the blind anger from the monarchy
oh hey look it's DARKHEAARRRRT!!! i can't believe he remembers how he said it!
You know there is only rap in this movie because it was 'popular with the kids' at the time. I'd like to imagine if there was a new Care Bears movie it would have dubstep.
And the children would cry.
And I would laugh.
5:00 I think that's the same voice actress for Usagi off Sailor Moon
Oh god that face is real nightmare fuel and if a toddler saw that they would be scarred for life
Ok these Care Bear movies are certainly lacking but for me they're my guilty pleasures. I still love them even today. And even then it's fun to watch his reviews on them because I can understand the jokes being familiar with the movies and the show.
You forgot about the CGI Care Bears movies
They are awful
Quantus X He only does the ones from the theatres.
A LOT of Care Cousins have unclear genders, and LOTS of contradictions. Int he comics Swift Heart is referred to as male.
+PyroGothNerd how do you know this?? i thought you were a goth
Hematite Gem
Oh, so because I'm a goth I'm not allowed to read things that aren't dark?
"The last one" WRONG there are still TWO MORE care bears movies released in the mid 00's. Care Bears: Journey to Joke-a-lot and Care Bears Big Wish Movie. HA! HA! HA! HA!
As soon as I saw the rapping Cheshire Cat, I had the horrible realization that I watched this movie as a kid. So, yeah, thanks for bringing back THAT memory. :P
"since when have you needed proof in wonderland?!"
*remembers the court scene in the book where Alice's whole argument was that nobody had proof for whatever she was being accused of* Me: Hey, yeah!
In the book its Knave that's on trial. You're thinking of the Disney film but yeah i see your point.
Flurry heart from my little pony friendship is magic is related to the hearts from Care Bears because her last name is heart, and her mother princess cadence was adopted by princess celestia and is married to shining armor, who’s sister is twilight sparkle so in conclusion the white rabbit from alive in wonderland and twilight sparkle are distant family until the white rabbit was turned in to a cyborg assassin in syfy’s Alice.
Dear God, the Queen "OFF WITH THEIR HEADS" of Hearts as a sweet innocent person!?
Even in my yaoi reimagining of "Alice in Wonderland" wherein I have the Queen as a good guy she's still got a fiery temper and is obsessed with chopping off heads!
Mew Masuki
Nah, my avatar's just a cartoon character I made up (he's a humanized pteranodon ^_^).
Mew Masuki
Thank you!
CJCroen1393 A different kind of "head" I'm sure XD
TheBelieveit1
Nope, she still chops off the normal kind of head XD
I imagine both kinds of head cutting are excellent punishment....
I remember I taped this movie. It was such a big part in my childhood.
I don't see many people mentioning this yet
If Swift Heart and the White Rabbit are Uncle and Niece, then her mother or father had to have been the White Rabbit's brother or sister. Which means she had to have been born in wonderland, meaning her parents had to have been in wonderland. And considering that she was orphaned along with the others when they were babies, SOMETHING had to have happened to her parents!
And if she was orphaned, wouldn't the white rabbit get custody then since he's the closest living relative?
@@Geo_TV i think the only explanation as to what happened was that she and her parents were far from him when whatever happened to them happened. Meaning whatever caused her to be orphaned had also caused an entire disappearance or hell maybe even the DEATH of her parents!
Knowing that, he must've thought that literally all 3 of them were either dead or gone forever, until he reunited with her when she grew up! (Since she knew he was her uncle, this definitely couldn't have been their first reunion)