Nostalgia Critic - Twister

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  • @fionamorel
    @fionamorel 10 років тому +160

    "Because THIS is what I want to see in a tornado movie! Couples arguing!"
    I've been waiting forever for someone to say that.

    • @genesismultiverse4896
      @genesismultiverse4896 Рік тому +2

      I've been waiting my whole life for just couple arguing in a tornado movie

    • @herbsuperb6034
      @herbsuperb6034 4 місяці тому

      Heh...that's actually my favorite part of the whole movie, the scene with Bill and Jo arguing in the truck with the radio on, so everybody can hear. That was HILARIOUS!!!! "....I'M VERY HAPPY WITH...WITH...WITH?...." " Melissa?" "......I KNOW HER NAME!!!!!....." - PERFECT Bill Paxton delivery. Sends me into hysteric fits of laughter every time.

  • @MadTurnip
    @MadTurnip 8 років тому +194

    Bill was raised by wild tornadoes, so he knows their ways.

    • @1TrueJuliet
      @1TrueJuliet 8 років тому +31

      Plot twist: Jo's dad at the beginning of the movie went over the rainbow and met Dorothy. They fell in love and had one child together and named him Bill. Bill had most of his childhood inside of a tornado and was raised by the F5.

    • @Bauglir100
      @Bauglir100 7 років тому +15

      Then that would make Bill and Jo half-siblings...Ew.

    • @MrParkerman6
      @MrParkerman6 7 років тому +1

      That would also make Jo way older than Bill.

    • @brandonborak9979
      @brandonborak9979 6 років тому

      Mad Turnip f

    • @brandonborak9979
      @brandonborak9979 6 років тому

      That Part of Your Brain You Don't Listen To v

  • @dude37
    @dude37 10 років тому +73

    23:32 "Philip Seymour Hoffman isn't here any more. He's gone."
    Wow... This joke is a little awkward now.

  • @Blackasnight426
    @Blackasnight426 10 років тому +169

    As a resident of the south, I am looking forward to every single day of Spring...we have more guns this year so we'll teach them twisters a thing or two.

    • @TheOrIsItSomethingWo
      @TheOrIsItSomethingWo 9 років тому +5

      ***** ...y'all

    • @Blackasnight426
      @Blackasnight426 9 років тому

      yep, even snow this year was lighter.

    • @Blackasnight426
      @Blackasnight426 9 років тому +1

      Gabriel carrillo hahaha.....wait whatO.O

    • @Blackasnight426
      @Blackasnight426 9 років тому

      ***** Did you get the rocket launchers, I think Billy-Bob-Joe was pullin a fast one on me?

    • @cstring420
      @cstring420 9 років тому +2

      ***** no, The twister would just do a spin move.

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 10 років тому +150

    I can't believe my geography teacher showed the class this.

    • @21melpomene
      @21melpomene 10 років тому +81

      A movie during class is a movie during class, my friend...unless you have to take notes during it. -_-

    • @MasterTrlololol
      @MasterTrlololol 10 років тому +21

      21melpomene I fucking hate that.

    • @21melpomene
      @21melpomene 10 років тому +1

      MasterTrlololol I know, right. :p

    • @edduke2045
      @edduke2045 10 років тому +3

      MasterTrlololol
      I kno bro! stupid teachers man! makin me write n stuff.
      all im thinking about it sweet ol sally obrian! im going to ask her to the big home coming dance! oh gee golly! i got butterflies in my tummy, ill tell ya!
      Then ill cream myself when we hold hand! OH BOY!

    • @wolfeariablazima8690
      @wolfeariablazima8690 10 років тому +3

      For some reason whenever you don't have to take notes it's some piece of shit movie.

  • @metalman20
    @metalman20 11 років тому +79

    honestly Doug can hate any movie that i like, i still watch his videos because of his hilarious commentary

  • @AmaranthOriginal
    @AmaranthOriginal 9 років тому +127

    I've just got to say this movie would be like, ten thousand times better if Jack Nicholson was the tornado.

    • @AmaranthOriginal
      @AmaranthOriginal 9 років тому +15

      Or Doctor Klaw.

    • @neonred6886
      @neonred6886 7 років тому +1

      Amaranth indubitably

    • @DanTheMan1985ful
      @DanTheMan1985ful 7 років тому +2

      If a Tornado had eyes... IT WOULD HAVE SOLID RED MAD EYES LOOKING RIGHT AT YOU AND DESTROYING EVERYTHING INCLUDING YOU IN IT'S PATH. MAKING THEM MORE TERRIFYING THAN THEY APPEAR.

  • @maddiegipps8943
    @maddiegipps8943 9 років тому +55

    "Remember to drink pepsi!"
    That line made me laugh so hard, this is easily one of my favourite movie reviews you have done XD

    • @gabysanchez8173
      @gabysanchez8173 7 років тому

      Hes silly

    • @bradhedgehog12
      @bradhedgehog12 7 років тому

      Gaby Sanchez Yeah. that's why I like the Critic guy.

    • @gabysanchez8173
      @gabysanchez8173 7 років тому

      Me 2 he makes me laugh

    • @bradhedgehog12
      @bradhedgehog12 7 років тому

      Gaby Sanchez Yeah. all them part of making him go nuts. Oh my gosh!

    • @gabysanchez8173
      @gabysanchez8173 7 років тому

      I know I love the imperial March playing when jonas shows up lol

  • @MRdudeman94
    @MRdudeman94 10 років тому +39

    RIP Phillip Seymour Hoffman

    • @herbsuperb6034
      @herbsuperb6034 4 місяці тому

      Another fabulously talented person that threw his life away on dope.

  • @TheDoctorgta
    @TheDoctorgta 7 років тому +36

    RIP BILL

  • @chaosinorderrr
    @chaosinorderrr 8 років тому +53

    "Avenge my twistery death.." LMAO

    • @RetroRupp
      @RetroRupp 8 років тому +9

      Damn, your profile pic got me. Lol, I thought it was a gnat! They tend to come in through my screen this time of the year. =P

  • @chewchewtrain
    @chewchewtrain 8 років тому +58

    REMEMBER TO DRINK PEPSIIIIIIIIIIIIII

    • @PerovNigma
      @PerovNigma 8 років тому +14

      Pepsi: Know any virgins?

    • @ZS05
      @ZS05 8 років тому

      PFFFFT!!

    • @nightpool9915
      @nightpool9915 8 років тому +5

      COME BACK HERE YOU COWARD DON'T LEAVE ME!!!

    • @pinecone9619
      @pinecone9619 8 років тому

      Joseph Simpson
      What's that from again?

    • @gabysanchez8173
      @gabysanchez8173 7 років тому

      Lol

  • @retloclive9118
    @retloclive9118 7 років тому +19

    Just like when I came back after Hoffman's death, I'm back again due to Paxton's death.
    RIP Bill and Phillip.

  • @LexioRules
    @LexioRules 10 років тому +21

    I lost it for the "Here's twisty" X'D

  • @kaneinight
    @kaneinight 10 років тому +16

    The criticism this movie gets is totally undeserved. At the end of the day, it's extremely entertaining and never gets old, at least to me. The special effects are phenomenal and it does a great job of capturing the terror and unpredictability of storms. You'll never find a better storm or tornado movie than Twister.

    • @cjallday1130plays
      @cjallday1130plays 10 років тому +1

      i agree with you %100, and I watched this movie as a kid, and then i kept watching it till today, where i see new things in the movie

    • @ElFreakinCid
      @ElFreakinCid 10 років тому +9

      No, it most certainly does deserve the criticism.

    • @cjallday1130plays
      @cjallday1130plays 10 років тому +1

      screw you! this movie was and still is awesome!

    • @ElFreakinCid
      @ElFreakinCid 10 років тому +8

      cjallday1130 "Screw you for having an opinion and not ignoring a movie's glaring flaws just cause I say it's perfect!" Brilliant rebuttal, dude.

    • @cjallday1130plays
      @cjallday1130plays 10 років тому +1

      this movie is literally what MADE these three actors: Bill Paxton, Helen Hunt, and the late, great Philip Seymour Hoffman!

  • @IL1KE2COMM3NT
    @IL1KE2COMM3NT 11 років тому +27

    Y'know I think Doug and a lot of other critics are WAY too harsh on this film. Yeah it's not that smart, and for a natural disaster movie the audience doesn't come away learning barely anything new about tornadoes (which is crazy considering it was written by Michael Crichton), but it's STILL one of my all-time favorite guilty pleasures. The soundtrack is kick-ass, the atmosphere is gleefully self-indulgent, and as stupid as the whole "tornadoes have minds of their own" angle is, it's just gosh darn fun. And as a big part of my childhood being one of the first PG-13 movies I watched besides Jurassic Park, it will always have a special place in my heart :) Plus the ride is pretty cool too lol

    • @kevins.4185
      @kevins.4185 11 років тому +7

      word of advice, don't try defending a movie you called a guilty pleasure when your saying many critics hated it.
      a guilty pleasure movie tends to end up as one of the following
      1) something so opposite to your personality (at least in public) you love an example of this is a big burly biker guy loving something super girly and like barbie
      2) its something very embarassing that you like it and rather others didn't know you liked it
      3) you kind of like it because of reasons which tend to hurt it

    • @IL1KE2COMM3NT
      @IL1KE2COMM3NT 11 років тому +4

      Kevin S. Okay, then my understanding of the phrase "guilty pleasure" was a bit off. I'm not embarrassed that I like this movie, in fact I've defended it before on an objective basis. I believe it's unironically a good film, even with its various flaws. Thanks for correcting me (y)

    • @JamesTheDominator
      @JamesTheDominator 10 років тому

      I disagree, I was a 13 year old when I saw this and found it boring as shit, but then again that's just me

    • @JamesTheDominator
      @JamesTheDominator 10 років тому

      But the ride is awesome yes

    • @IL1KE2COMM3NT
      @IL1KE2COMM3NT 10 років тому +1

      ***** lol I think both are awesome but to each his own :P

  • @robertcorbell1006
    @robertcorbell1006 9 років тому +31

    JONAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Cue "Imperial March" from Empire Strikes Back.)

  • @japcloud
    @japcloud 11 років тому +76

    lol lost it at "Avenge my twistery deeeath"

    • @Stolkmen
      @Stolkmen 10 років тому +4

      18:17 for those who want to lol again

    • @ThePistons4life
      @ThePistons4life 10 років тому +5

      lmao i thought i was the only one

    • @pguin3
      @pguin3 10 років тому +16

      I lost it at "Here's twisty!"

  • @SupermarketSweep777
    @SupermarketSweep777 10 років тому +32

    17:36 Let's see:
    April 25-28, 2011 had 355 total with 211 appearing on the 27th alone.

    • @Miamicop100
      @Miamicop100 10 років тому +6

      I was gonna write that! XD Well, NC should grab his facts before he tries making a joke about it.

    • @JoybuzzerX
      @JoybuzzerX 10 років тому +1

      Went to reply to say this and realized I was beaten :p

    • @JZG13
      @JZG13 9 років тому

      I was going to say that as well. At least I'm not the only one who knows.

    •  9 років тому

      except almost all of thsoe were pussy tornados

    • @Cthusiest_jeff
      @Cthusiest_jeff 9 років тому

      But you have to take into account on when this video was made.....................not uploaded. Made. Which was.......let me take a quick look, I am currently looking it up as I am writing this comment, that is how awesome I am............March of 2009...,but still. He should've known better.

  • @itsmeherzegovina7703
    @itsmeherzegovina7703 7 років тому +6

    Came back here after hearing sad news, this was the first thing that popped in my mind
    it seems that I connect celebrities' deaths with NC's reviews
    RIP Bill Paxton

  • @dragonlover7196
    @dragonlover7196 10 років тому +36

    "How many tornadoes can there be in one day!?"
    Hundreds, actually.

    • @deadvex
      @deadvex 10 років тому +7

      exactly what i said after he said that.. im from oklahoma.. shit gets crazy

    • @kellywilson-lawson1857
      @kellywilson-lawson1857 10 років тому

      no millons if not billons of tornados happen every year

    • @JakeSnake07
      @JakeSnake07 9 років тому +4

      Rhyan Xyvenn Me too, many in one day. The Yanks call it a storm, we call it Tuesday.

    • @deadvex
      @deadvex 9 років тому

      ha

    • @tristanhartup4936
      @tristanhartup4936 9 років тому

      It's probably tornado season

  • @mabusxb856
    @mabusxb856 9 років тому +93

    f5 "finger of god." yeah the middle finger maybe. Hilariously apt.

    • @drlarrymitchell
      @drlarrymitchell 9 років тому +11

      +Mabus XB I pressed F5 and I feel refreshed.

    • @viktorriquelme3735
      @viktorriquelme3735 8 років тому

      +Mabus XB i see a man suffering the wrath of a f5, and you know what happend?

    • @Chr15Andr3w
      @Chr15Andr3w 8 років тому

      +Mabus XB I read this comment right as they were saying it, lol

    • @viktorriquelme3735
      @viktorriquelme3735 8 років тому +2

      the fucking F5 break one undefeated streak of 21-0

    • @gabysanchez8173
      @gabysanchez8173 7 років тому

      Hahaha

  • @SweenyTodd98
    @SweenyTodd98 7 років тому +9

    RIP Bill Paxton and Phillip Seymour Hoffman :(

  • @DalionNeilHeart
    @DalionNeilHeart 10 років тому +7

    "This simply does not happen!" Someone has never been in the tornado alley.

  • @jonathanwright8025
    @jonathanwright8025 8 років тому +7

    Another movie connection I just realized - Michael Crichton's first novel that got turned into a movie was the Andromeda Strain directed by Robert Wise. Robert Wise directed the Haunting in 1963. Jan de Bont directed Twister. His very next movie? The remake of The Haunting.

  • @PikaDamos
    @PikaDamos 8 років тому +19

    1. Tornadoes can roar. 2. Green Skies usually indicate an extreme severe storm is forming and approaching, usually associated with tornadoes. This is also more originating from farmers that seems to hold up on its own. 3. When I was young and watched the movie, I was thinking the exact same thing in the opening in relation to the father. 4. Oh and during the waterspout scene. I do not know why many people do not see this, but there are Three tornadoes instead of two.

  • @disneygirl884
    @disneygirl884 7 років тому +8

    Can`t believe Bill Paxton and Philip Seymour Hoffman are both dead. RIP you two=(

  • @mikeplaysit
    @mikeplaysit 9 років тому +77

    "How many tornadoes can there be in one day?!"
    Actually, recently in 2011 there was an outbreak of 340+ tornadoes across 21 states. I don't think that many were violent tornadoes (EF4-EF5). But back in the 1970's there was an outbreak of 140+ tornadoes across 13 states, including Canada and 30 of those were violent F4-F5 tornadoes. So yeah, it can go nuts from time to time. The amount of tornadoes that were shown in this movie was actually quite low. What was it, 3-4 maybe 5? Decent supercells will spit out that or even more.

    • @mikeplaysit
      @mikeplaysit 9 років тому +1

      William Blazkowicz Tornadoes be crazy.

    • @lordblazer
      @lordblazer 8 років тому +2

      +MikePlaysIt
      May 1999
      May and June 2013 OKC got hit back to back by two EF5s

    • @lordblazer
      @lordblazer 8 років тому +2

      +MikePlaysIt
      oklahma can have thse days were 50 tornadoes hit. Doug should know better he's from the midwest. but he doesn't understand that Oklahoma gets THE MOST tornadoes in the world.

    • @themadlad8540
      @themadlad8540 8 років тому

      +lordblazer why would a midwest person understand Oklahoma? Oklahoma is a southern state. with ties to the south east and south west

    • @plasticwrapcharlie
      @plasticwrapcharlie 8 років тому +1

      +MikePlaysIt thank you. I know he's just wisecracking, but with many of these "bad" movies I like, he seems to pick and choose what he'd like to see in a movie (there's always too much character development or not enough it seems), and comes off as a pretentious cheap-shot-loosing prick.

  • @TheDunnDusted
    @TheDunnDusted 11 років тому +35

    20:35 You're right...he is gone. RIP Phil.

    • @PaleHorseShabuShabu
      @PaleHorseShabuShabu 10 років тому

      Let's remember him by screwing up your and you're.

    • @TheDunnDusted
      @TheDunnDusted 10 років тому +4

      Pale Horse Ahh...Herr Kommandant, der Führer wishes to speak to his prime Grammar Nazi.

    • @Necronator1
      @Necronator1 10 років тому +1

      Pale Horse No. Dunne N' dusted used the correct "you're" as in the one that's the abbreviated form of "You are", as opposed to "your" which refers to something belonging to party being addressed.

    • @TheDunnDusted
      @TheDunnDusted 10 років тому

      Thank you.

    • @Necronator1
      @Necronator1 10 років тому +2

      Dunne N' dusted A grammar nazi hoisted by his own petard. Justice has been served.
      *Salutes*

  • @maikenzupancicdanko9377
    @maikenzupancicdanko9377 10 років тому +5

    I love how you can see him laughing when he does the "Game over, man" quote

  • @TriassicIceman
    @TriassicIceman 9 років тому +12

    23:33 "Phillip Seymour Hoffman isn't here anymore" Prophecy

  • @sandrols7
    @sandrols7 9 років тому +8

    The stupidest thing is, the main character is really selfish while he pretends he's not. If he only cared for science, why would he care if Jonas did it for the money?

  • @sinemasatan3515
    @sinemasatan3515 7 років тому +3

    "It's ok, they're taking me to McDonald's anyway!" LMAO! XD

  • @jaredgillenwater4221
    @jaredgillenwater4221 9 років тому +45

    "How many tornadoes can there possibly be in one day?" Well... We've had 321 in a week... So "This simply doesn't happen!" Well... Actually it does. Welcome to Oklahoma.

    • @Crossbattle777
      @Crossbattle777 9 років тому

      Was going to say something like that.

    • @GoBuckeyes554
      @GoBuckeyes554 9 років тому +1

      Yeah I always wanted to say that. Has doug never heard of the crazy tornado outbreaks that have happened in many states over history?

    • @princessthyemis
      @princessthyemis 9 років тому

      Jared Gillenwater Wow, really?!

    • @jaredgillenwater4221
      @jaredgillenwater4221 9 років тому

      princessthyemis Yeah. Now most of them aren't F-4's and F-5's, but F1's through F3's are very common in Oklahoma.

    • @GloomGaiGar
      @GloomGaiGar 9 років тому

      +Jared Gillenwater Wow, I assume everyone lives in bunker like houses there?

  • @em.4774
    @em.4774 8 років тому +23

    Yeah I heard of F5. Hes a client for Paul Heyman

    • @themarkiscookin
      @themarkiscookin 8 років тому +1

      twister 2 suplex city bitch

    • @viktorriquelme3735
      @viktorriquelme3735 8 років тому

      twister 3 conquering the undertaker's undefeated streak

    • @Barry80Elms
      @Barry80Elms 8 років тому

      TheDreReichDude - Just like any other wrestler take steroids only care about money and careless specially Seth Rollins injuries to Finn Balor and many more....

  • @ScottWildTornadoSponge
    @ScottWildTornadoSponge 7 років тому +5

    Just found out that Bill Paxton had just died. I had to come back and watch this, as this was one of my favorite reviews on one of my favorite movies. RIP Bill Paxton.

  • @Skymouth
    @Skymouth 8 років тому +9

    Thismovie has always been a guilty pleasure of mine

  • @laerin7931
    @laerin7931 9 років тому +8

    For some reason, I laughed pretty hard when he said "Avenge my twistery deaath".

  • @carbootstudios2459
    @carbootstudios2459 9 років тому +4

    How dare Doug Walker call Deep Purple annoying, they're bloody awesome!

  • @bossabassa364
    @bossabassa364 8 років тому +7

    I miss old nc, I still love these videos , he's so good here

    • @Skyswindler
      @Skyswindler 8 років тому +1

      Right? The new stuff is not nearly good enough

    • @MaadAzzGang
      @MaadAzzGang 8 років тому

      why did he stop doing the character tho?

    •  7 років тому

      MaadAzzGang He still does it.

  • @heirofaniu
    @heirofaniu 8 років тому +22

    You know, people from the Midwest tend to really enjoy this movie while people from other parts of the country tend to dismiss it. At least that's my personal experience with Twister.

    • @lisambofoh
      @lisambofoh 8 років тому

      Maybe, but it's funny because NC's from the midwest.

    • @heirofaniu
      @heirofaniu 8 років тому

      Friend, you need to check your maps again.

    • @lisambofoh
      @lisambofoh 8 років тому

      heirofaniu Illinois is in the midwest.

    • @heirofaniu
      @heirofaniu 8 років тому +1

      I thought you were talking about North Carolina, I just realized you meant Nostalgia Critic.
      Still, my experience is based on people I've actually met.

    • @RetroRupp
      @RetroRupp 8 років тому

      My Dad is from Oklahoma, but he ended up moving back to Oregon with my Mom after he met her. Anyway, He said he used to always watch this movie when he was feeling homesick. Lol

  • @EmilioReyes_97
    @EmilioReyes_97 8 років тому +12

    To be fair, id pay money to see a Twister with Jack Nicholson's face on it.

  • @geminitiger957
    @geminitiger957 10 років тому +2

    Actually Twister's tornado outbreak is completely possible and has happened in American history many times, including the 2011 Super Outbreak which saw hundreds of tornadoes touchdown in a 72 hour period. Hundreds of people died and billion of dollars of damage was done, the effects of that outbreak still felt and seen today.
    Joplin for example. The damage of the F5 that struck Joplin, Missouri was compared to a small nuclear bomb and ranks as the costliest tornado of all time in world history. The city is still being repaired today.

  • @ameliawright6947
    @ameliawright6947 7 років тому +3

    Rest in peace, Bill.

  • @wolfbyte3171
    @wolfbyte3171 10 років тому +37

    While this movie may be flawed in quite a few things, I think NC was being a little too harsh about the tornado plot. Tornado season in OK? Lots o' twisters. This is before the Enhanced Fujita scale, and yes, F5s are not only rare, but horrifyingly destructive (don't believe me? Wikipedia Greensburg, Kansas and get back to me later) Tornadoes are still incredibly unpredictable, despite all the things we know about them. This movie perfect? No. Decent? Sure. Also I think at the time this movie came out, hiding under an overpass when a tornado approaches was the accepted thinking (now we know holy crap that's a bad idea)

    • @FBHSswimmer2006
      @FBHSswimmer2006 10 років тому +9

      Or Google the May 1999 Oklahoma City tornado, EF5 Joplin, Mo tornado, and the Moore and El Reno OK tornado last year, both EF5s. You're right Wolfbyte, back then it was advised to hide under an overpass if you were near one. And NC was being too harsh on this movie. Because of this movie, I personally took (and still have) an interest in Meteorology with emphasis on tornadoes.

    • @AVPAquariums
      @AVPAquariums 10 років тому +7

      Google April 27, 2011 tornadoes and you see the exact same twister plot pretty much happening. I think we had about 20 tornadoes that day and this movie came to my mind throughout that day.

    • @brittanymcgee4956
      @brittanymcgee4956 10 років тому +5

      Look at April, 2011. Over 300 tornados touched down in like 20 states. The events in this movie are not only possible, but they have happened. I get the sense that Nostalgia critic doesn't live anywhere near tornado ally

    • @dragonlover7196
      @dragonlover7196 10 років тому

      B Mcgee He lives in Chicago.

    • @jarynn8156
      @jarynn8156 10 років тому +1

      ***** Then its confirmed, he doesn't live anywhere near tornado alley. Tornados are not terribly common in Illinois, occurring primarily in the southern and western extremes of the state. Chicago has never experienced a significant tornado. Only once in recorded history has a tornado touched down in the city proper and only 4 other times have tornadoes touched ground within the Chicago area in general. Never have they caused notable damage.

  • @DrakionClaw
    @DrakionClaw 9 років тому +22

    I actually enjoyed this film for some reason

    • @yourmother7052
      @yourmother7052 9 років тому +2

      +drakionclawers Well just because it's a dumb film doesn't make it any less entertaining.

    • @azbrowne
      @azbrowne 9 років тому

      I like looking at tornadoes.

    • @strawberryqueen0382
      @strawberryqueen0382 8 років тому

      Some of the dumbest movies are the best look at lady in the water I love that movie cause it's the only M night movie were i actually laughed at it

    • @chupzlunik
      @chupzlunik 8 років тому +4

      I remember it very fondly myself. Sure, the romance part is quite dumb but I love the team spirit between the twister lads, they're very cool kids, you can really feel the camaraderie. I love that scene where they all play their "we're hunting a tornado!" music together, actually, lol! It's chaotic and good natured, like their crew, I thought it was great. I also love every single dumb line they gave Dusty. The suck zone is legendary, man!

    • @neonred6886
      @neonred6886 7 років тому

      drakionclawers same

  • @troyshostakov1102
    @troyshostakov1102 7 років тому +1

    We watched this movie in my 8th grade science class. Because we were studying air flow and velocity. I had totally forgotten that happened until I saw this.

  • @jrny20
    @jrny20 9 років тому +24

    "JONAS!!! Cue Imperial March theme!" (Cantina Band theme plays) "Not that theme!"

  • @RhyperiorRanger
    @RhyperiorRanger 7 років тому +5

    Rest In Peace Bill Paxton

  • @Poyekhali919
    @Poyekhali919 11 років тому +21

    "How many tornadoes can there be in one day?!"
    Quite a few, even if you're talking about just one town. Grand Island, NE was hit by 7 tornadoes in one day in 1980, and a couple of small towns in northern Alabama were hit by two F5 tornadoes during the Super Outbreak of 1974. The movie theater tornado is ridiculous because NO ONE sees it coming until the very moment it hits. Real weather nerds would have had their asses in front of a TV/computer watching that sumbitch coming on radar an hour before it hit.
    The review was great, though. I highly enjoyed it :-)

    • @JasminePaygeBrooke
      @JasminePaygeBrooke 11 років тому

      Weren't there also a bunch just earlier this week? I don't remember how many, but there was a good handful.

    • @Poyekhali919
      @Poyekhali919 11 років тому

      JasminePaygeBrooke
      You're right, a couple of weeks ago there was that big tornado outbreak in the Midwest. At least 70 tornadoes were confirmed!

    • @JasminePaygeBrooke
      @JasminePaygeBrooke 11 років тому

      That's awful D: I hope everyone is being helped!

    • @Shadethewolfy
      @Shadethewolfy 11 років тому

      Poyekhali919
      Oh wow. I actually live in the midwest. Springfield, IL. I didn't even know there were so many tornadoes. Also, since the film takes place in Oklahoma, which is said to be in the "Tornado Valley", there can be quite a bit of tornadoes in one day. Honestly, I think the Critic is just hamming this review up, like a lot of his reviews. I actually quite enjoy Twister.

    • @JasminePaygeBrooke
      @JasminePaygeBrooke 11 років тому

      ***** No shame in that. And yeah, over in Oklahoma, Mississippi, Missouri, all those states in the middle are in Tornado Alley. Probably caused because of warmer currents flowing in from the Gulf of Mexico colliding with the cold air currents flowing in from Canada. Right where they meet, BOOM. Tornado. You're in IL., so you should be safe from tornadoes (though I can expect you do get a good amount of snow every now and then). But tornadoes, they're unpredictable and could happen anywhere (that doesn't mean they're likely to happen), and in Tornado Alley, they could happen any time. It just depends on the air that's going around along with air pressure and other variables like that. And about the Critic . . . Well, he was hammering it, but there are always cases where he doesn't know about a subject as much as he thinks he does. I'm not saying anything bad about him, I'm just saying what I've concluded from the Compilation of his F-ups videos.

  • @ellnats
    @ellnats 9 років тому +18

    JONAAAAAASSSS!!!!!!!

  • @dreamyfilmz
    @dreamyfilmz 8 років тому +2

    "So Bill agrees to stick around to help Dorothy fly because lord knows he can't let Jonas get to it first."
    "And who's following close behind?" Cues Darth Vader theme song "JONAAAAAAASSSSSS!"
    Literally laughed hysterically during every part of this review that had Jonas in it XD

  • @jewbaccostobacco9798
    @jewbaccostobacco9798 7 років тому +1

    I swear, this is the BEST critique 😂😂

  • @whenthemusicsover6028
    @whenthemusicsover6028 10 років тому +6

    Fun fact: Twister was the first movie ever released on DVD.

  • @Hakkai87
    @Hakkai87 10 років тому +13

    I know they're incredibly stupid, but I LOVE the '90s disaster movie genre. So badly entertaining! My personal fav is Volcano.

    • @Chocobo0Scribe
      @Chocobo0Scribe 10 років тому

      *****
      And they're perfect for rainy days or a sick day.

    • @Darkmind1970
      @Darkmind1970 10 років тому

      Volcano made my brain try to leave my skull via my ears. It sucked. For a better '90s disaster movie you need Dante's Peak. Which also sucks but is a bit better.

    • @Hakkai87
      @Hakkai87 10 років тому

      I hated DAnte's Peak.

    • @Vampireangel1011
      @Vampireangel1011 9 років тому

      Anastasia Alexandra That's my favorite as well :) I personally like the Natural disaster movies of the 90's; yeah some of the acting, plots and other stuff like that were little iffy, but I did like the action and thrills it produced with the thought of mother nature's PMS mood swings wreaking havoc.

  • @benkenobi2011
    @benkenobi2011 10 років тому +25

    I love this movie, but without Dusty it would not be as fun.

    • @teawheeler5464
      @teawheeler5464 10 років тому +33

      R.I.P Phillip Seymour Hoffman.

    • @jwanbesande2734
      @jwanbesande2734 10 років тому

      Tèa Wheeler R.I.P Mark Hoffman

    • @AmAxel35
      @AmAxel35 9 років тому

      jwan besande R.I.P The Suckzone

  • @getmario64
    @getmario64 11 років тому +18

    R.I.P. Phillip Seymour Hoffman who played annoying Dusty. Your too annoying, but we miss you.

  • @EdEddnEddyArchive
    @EdEddnEddyArchive 10 років тому +11

    RIP Philip S Hoffman

  • @edmontonboy99
    @edmontonboy99 7 років тому +3

    R.I.P. Bill Paxton

  • @Amity101
    @Amity101 7 років тому +3

    R.I.P. Bill Paxton :(

  • @tigerhasnoend648
    @tigerhasnoend648 7 років тому +3

    Bill Paxton, you were amazing

  • @familyguyblows
    @familyguyblows 7 років тому +2

    9:50 that's me in my ride when i know I'm driving somewhere to get laid

  • @DrMintster
    @DrMintster 8 місяців тому +1

    idk why "avenge my twistery death" got me harder than anything else in this review as a kid but goddammit, it still does

  • @MuppetMollyStarGleek
    @MuppetMollyStarGleek 9 років тому +6

    11:58 It's the MUDDAFUCKIN T REX!

  • @gumbiman3350
    @gumbiman3350 8 років тому +3

    This review's pure gold.

  • @lilturk726
    @lilturk726 10 років тому +8

    When I was younger this was one of my favorite films, along with Shawshank and ConAir.

    • @21melpomene
      @21melpomene 10 років тому +3

      Ah, 90's cinema.

    • @nicholsjoshua15
      @nicholsjoshua15 10 років тому +7

      Shawshank Redemption still hold water.

    • @lilturk726
      @lilturk726 10 років тому

      Joshua Nichols
      Yep, I definitely make time to watch it when it comes on TV.

    • @darwincity
      @darwincity 10 років тому +1

      Joshua Nichols Come on. Con Air can be funny, especially with Steve Buscemi singing when the plane falls down from the sky...

    • @nicholsjoshua15
      @nicholsjoshua15 10 років тому +1

      darwincity Oh thank god, I'm not the only one who thinks Steve Buscemi is awesome.
      He's still Mister Pink to me.

  • @danymitehazard
    @danymitehazard 7 років тому +1

    I just have to say but I Love NOSTALGIA Critic he's hilarious!!

  • @WingedFish66
    @WingedFish66 10 років тому +2

    I found it annoying that he kept harping on the fact that the tornadoes just suddenly disappear when that's actually how they behave. Tornadoes aren't like hurricanes or thunderstorms that stick around for a while and move great distances. They show up for a little bit, do a variable amount of damage, and then vanish.

  • @mshara1
    @mshara1 11 років тому +8

    Absolutely loved Twister and don't know anyone who actually dislikes it.
    It was exciting, brilliant, epic and heartwarming.
    Nostalgia Critic really doesn't like disaster movies. Makes you wonder what happened to teen Doug in the late 90's.

  • @briansivley2001
    @briansivley2001 10 років тому +8

    When The Nostalgia Critic said in the drive in theater scene how many tornadoes can you have in one day that simply don't happen. He's wrong that can and do happen practically every year you can have all 5 f scale tornadoes rating even I know that he must had forgotten it because you learn it in school and weather channel it's called a Tornado Outbreak that's why there's so many tornadoes it's an Tornado Outbreak.

  • @Endtimescoming
    @Endtimescoming 10 років тому +15

    I aint gonna lie I loved this movie, Oh I agree that it has problems but I don't care its just fun. Dusty is easily my favorite character in the show. Carey Elwes REALLY CANNOT do a southern accent. But still I watch this at least once a year ussually around the first thunderstorm of the season.

    • @yankees29
      @yankees29 10 років тому

      u sound like a fun person to hang with. NOT!

    • @yankees29
      @yankees29 10 років тому

      in my best arnold swartzenegger voice:"maybe he will find this funny later when he realizes i made my respone sound like im from the 90's because twister is a totally gay movie from the 90's. hahaha"

    • @hanyuu05
      @hanyuu05 10 років тому +1

      What bugged me the most per say was how the father in the beginning was sucked out of the cellar by the twister (while holding the door) but in the climax, the woman and the man stayed on ground long enough to see the insides of a tornado, with nothing but a belt and a metal pipe.

    • @yankees29
      @yankees29 10 років тому

      im gonna have to agree with u there. its such a crappy movie! how was it so sucessfull? terrible writing! i guess back then the cgi was so good. piece of shit movie in my opinion.

    • @marrymartystuart
      @marrymartystuart 10 років тому

      Mayu Hinamori there are definitely things in this movie which were impossible in real life....BUT maybe the dad would have survived if he had been tied to a metal pipe with a belt. Cause at the end it does suck them upwards, but they stay tied to the pipe, and would have been blown away, like the dad, otherwise.

  • @willsco76
    @willsco76 7 років тому +2

    Melissa give the Tornado "The Look" @ 17:16

  • @Kains_Gaming_Channel
    @Kains_Gaming_Channel 7 років тому +2

    Rest In Pease Bill Paxton. 😭

  • @the.slaydrian
    @the.slaydrian 7 років тому +3

    Watching this in honor of Bill Paxton.

  • @zachhaywood1564
    @zachhaywood1564 10 років тому +10

    "How many tornadoes can there be in one day?"
    He's clearly never been to Missouri.

    • @teawheeler5464
      @teawheeler5464 10 років тому +3

      Or anywhere in Tornado Alley.

    • @brittanymcgee4956
      @brittanymcgee4956 10 років тому +2

      Riiiight. I've been through nights where the tornado sirens went off a good 10 times here in Arkansas. A lot of his "bad" points about the science of the tornado outbreak was off. They got a lot right to me and anyone else in tornado ally. Except maybe the whole, strap down to a pipe and survive.....

    • @teawheeler5464
      @teawheeler5464 10 років тому

      Yeah, & hes wrong about how the Tornadoes Just Vanish. Cause if you look they Slowly Fade away like A Real tornado.

    • @teawheeler5464
      @teawheeler5464 10 років тому +1

      *****
      & i Think it was Also the 2003 Season that Spawned an unusual number of Tornadoes.

    • @murciadoxial8056
      @murciadoxial8056 10 років тому

      ***** neither the tornado day, with over 148 tornadoes, it was in the 70s

  • @PaleHorseShabuShabu
    @PaleHorseShabuShabu 10 років тому +41

    Did anyone else think that Helen Hunt was pretty damn hot in this movie?

  • @Sandlot1992
    @Sandlot1992 6 років тому +1

    R.I.P. Bill Paxton and Phillip Seymour Hoffman

  • @AustNerevar
    @AustNerevar 7 років тому +1

    "How many tornadoes can there be in one day. This doesn't happen"
    Obviously, Critic has never been to Alabama.

  • @Maxipandah
    @Maxipandah 8 років тому +15

    How many bill paxtons does it take to slam your head against a wall? The world may never know.

  • @essvee86
    @essvee86 9 років тому +9

    Yep. Helen Hunt is totally devoid of hotness.

  • @thforres
    @thforres 9 років тому +5

    "We don't know anything about how tornadoes work"... Sorry, but having been a Weather Forecaster for 5 years, and actually studying how weather works, The alarming lack of science in this movie makes my head hurt more than a geneticist's whilst watching Jurassic Park...

  • @jrod3029
    @jrod3029 6 років тому +2

    "I gotta go Julia, we got cows!"

  • @dodaTiffany
    @dodaTiffany 10 років тому +1

    My friend and I always used to joke that this movie was the best Dodge commercial ever. Because no matter what happened, that truck stayed intact even after driving through a house. It was a bit silly, but I still enjoyed it.

  • @SonamyShadow13
    @SonamyShadow13 6 років тому +3

    I loved this movie as a kid.

  • @j.m.r.7737
    @j.m.r.7737 10 років тому +4

    "Why was it (Twister) such a big hit? Because of the effects!"
    Hmm, now why does that sound familiar? Cough cough Avatar cough cough!!

  • @kirbynat493
    @kirbynat493 9 років тому +13

    Remember to drink Pepsiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~~~!

  • @williwnl6287
    @williwnl6287 7 років тому +1

    Rest in peace, Bill Paxton.

  • @wilsterwonkels7384
    @wilsterwonkels7384 8 років тому

    I don't know why, but for some reason this is my favorite Nostalgia Critic review.

  • @TheClumsyJedi
    @TheClumsyJedi 8 років тому +3

    Haha, Imperial March with the black truck...

  • @jaganjacfan
    @jaganjacfan 9 років тому +7

    I guess NC doesn't like Deep Purple... shame.

  • @drawsomethewizard3006
    @drawsomethewizard3006 7 років тому +4

    R.I.P Paxton and Hoffman

  • @SnivyatE3
    @SnivyatE3 11 років тому +4

    Actually, this movie is pretty acurate. Tornadoes are measured with F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 , F5 being the worst, its diameter can be almost a mile long and tornadoes have several smaller tornadoes inside of them. However to your credit tornadoes go in a certain direction due to the wind in one going in one direction. Not to mention the fact that tornadoes last for about 45 minutes. And on that last part, it would have been smarter to to the side not in the path of the tornado. They also could have used chain instead of leather belts. However despite it's flaws this is a nostalgic movie for me because when I was little I liked tornadoes and I wanted to see one.

    • @goldendragon68
      @goldendragon68 11 років тому +1

      Um... regardless of what you strap yourself to an F5 would break whatever bones it could to get you out of that strap in literally one second. This movie may have the F1-5 scale down, but the rest of it is just bullshit devoid of science, where an F2 apparently can take out a house but leaves the main characters and nearby trees untouched. Plus the characters are boring and 2-dimensional, it's impossible to get remotely attached to any of them. Honestly I never really liked this movie beyond pure eye candy for its special effects. :/

    • @SnivyatE3
      @SnivyatE3 11 років тому

      Like I said, this is a nostalgic movie for me and I first watched this, I had a love of storms, and I was too young to have a grasp of logic, so I didn't care. I guess that because of that, I don't care about the B S.

    • @ouroboros5656
      @ouroboros5656 11 років тому

      The tornado was a Lions roar played in slo-mo backwards

    • @ninavale.
      @ninavale. 10 років тому

      MusicalPorpoise
      also to the previous whirlwind with storm. I'm not from US so I don't experience more than just strong winds and storms but with such storm being so near them as it was in the station...wouldn't it destroy the electrical stuff they have? I was always told to unplug computer whenever there was a huge storm.

  • @JamesCPotter13
    @JamesCPotter13 10 років тому +4

    20:23
    MY NAME IS JONAS
    I'M CARRIED IN THE WIND

  • @tvproductionsltd
    @tvproductionsltd 11 років тому +12

    "Jonas, the very name invites douchebag."

  • @johnr4182
    @johnr4182 7 років тому +1

    Actually living in Kansas I can tell you that this many tornadoes in one day is possible

  • @getmario64
    @getmario64 9 років тому +4

    Actually Critic yes. They put a roaring sound inside of the tornado and it looks like roaring of a T-Rex. It was based on Steven Spielberg & Michael Crichton idea that what if tornado chase through with human characters and have a roaring sound that it refers to Michael Crichton science gone wild. He actually wrote the movie and produced the movie along with Spielberg. Imagine if a T-Rex was chasing Jo and Bill with their dumb argument and then T-Rex eat those idiot couples. That will work.
    Not to mention I remember watching this movie as kid, it has pretty special effects and it was a wild summer fun movie with chasing tornadoes and shit. However, as a adult and remember watching it, it's nothing spectacular and it's just a group of chasers are getting these tornadoes disappeared. That's it. Even though this movie is too obnoxious and very dark to see.

  • @L0LWTF1337
    @L0LWTF1337 10 років тому +10

    Funnily enough all the fking problems with tornadoes can be solved by building stone houses.

    • @FBHSswimmer2006
      @FBHSswimmer2006 10 років тому +7

      Not necessarily. An EF5 with winds of 300+ mph will still do severe damage. It may fair better than a normal brick or wood framed house but it won't be habitable after the fact.

    • @uroshratkovic930
      @uroshratkovic930 10 років тому +12

      Tim O but the chart says . . .

    • @conotron70
      @conotron70 10 років тому +5

      1. I don't see what's funny about that.
      2. Shut the fuck up because you don't know what you're talking about.

    • @troytoth8294
      @troytoth8294 10 років тому +5

      No not stone only dome homes can take that wind

    • @brittanymcgee4956
      @brittanymcgee4956 10 років тому +1

      In a lot of places in tornado alley, it's is extremely difficult if not impossible to build underground storm shelters or basements. Here in Arkansas the ground is extremely hard clay and someone would have to be rich to build a basement or storm shelter. I know my mom told me when she and my Dad built or house, it cost them a crazy amount of money to even have one room lowered a step. You only see basements and shelters farther up north for a reason. It's geology. Sucks.

  • @waynethesexmachine
    @waynethesexmachine 10 років тому +4

    JONASSSSSS!!!!! Loved the review of this, hilarious! This movie is a guilty pleasure, it's stupid and implausible but sometimes its the escape u need plus seriously Helen Hunt was hot in this...

  • @victisomega42
    @victisomega42 10 років тому +1

    I love twister and I'm glad to see the nostalgia critic do a review of this movie. This movie always will be a guilty pleasure of mine.

  • @ljpage19
    @ljpage19 10 років тому +11

    Ok, I love this movie. Prepare to be offended in every way possible by stupid haters who are too incompetent to deal with somebody else's opinion, even if they disagree completely. I am allowed to have an opinion

    • @teawheeler5464
      @teawheeler5464 10 років тому +2

      Lol no kidding, damn trolls.
      I think its a Bad Ass movie, especially with all the Van Halen Songs.

    • @benomidfinger
      @benomidfinger 10 років тому +3

      Everyone has their guily pleasures, and not so guilty pleasures. \o