Got off work, got stoned, come home and watch Nostalgia Critic bitch about dinosaurs while I'm blazed. Fuckin' God Bless America, man, I'm living better than most ancient kings.
Luke Schwiebert I also heard just about everyone stepped out of the film, including Whoopie Goldberg, but she was forced to stay because of a contract.
I'm disturbed finding out that Theodore Rex is voiced by George Newbern, who played Superman in Justice League... I guess you can say thank god that he moved on to much better work after this mindfuck of a movie.
Well, I will admit in my opinion the concept is still pretty promising, it just needs a WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY Better director to make it work. Hey, if they can make Teenage Ninja Turtles a big success, why not this? I pray some more talented director sees this and decides to make a WAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY better version than this joke.
Whya re you just blinding following the critics review which is given in hindsight?? I think this film looks great, and I would have loved it as a child.
Apparently 99% of the behind the scenes crew quit by the end of this movie and Whoopi Goldberg tried to quit but was sued because of the verbal agreement she made to be in the film. So instead they payed her an extra $2 million to continue making it.
I kinda wanna see Shatner and Pokemon together now. Maybe as a Star Trek episode where Kirk beams down to an unknown planet and finds the Pokemon living there.
The animatronics and the set are the only thing I respect about this film. Turns out Whoopi Goldberg knew it'd be bad she tried to back off from it, but they paid her an additional 2 million dollars to stay with the project. Is 7$ Million dollars worth Theodore Rex? Yes, because no one even remembers she did it to begin with.
Also there was precedent of actors getting sued the shit out of them for backing out of a movie, so Whoopi had to do the film or not only would she miss out of the 7M talent fee, she'd also have an expensive lawsuit on her hands.
Actually, it wasn't the money that made her do it she was contractually obligated and signed on before she knew exactly what she was getting into... She hates the fact that she was involved with the movie to this day
5 things that killed dinosaurs 1. this movie 2. Peter Griffin touching himself at night 3. The Big Brain 4. Homer Simpson squishing a bug 5. Lord Beerus from Dragon Ball Z
Oddly enough, the weird sounds for a T rex trying to be civilized over a dead body makes sense. Science says they were likely scavengers, so he's probably doing his best not to take a big bite.
That raises a good question. Wouldn't it be kind of cool, but highly uncalled for, if the the T-Rex actually took a big bite out of that dead body? Aside from this, thanks for the info.
That and 35 million dollars. just let that sink in for a bit 35 million dollars went into straight to video movie that everybody including 99% of the cast hate it with all their hearts
Most of the sound effects in movies and games are pretty much the same, they don't make new ones for every movie, but instead just use the stock ones everyone else uses too
Hey, How about Arnold Schwarzenegger and ninjas, or Sylvester Stallone and pirates, or if you are REALLY that desperate, Samuel Jackson and zombies? WHY NOT MAKE THOSE?!?!?
I still think its hilarious that the voice of Teddy in this film is the voice of Sephiroth in Final Fantasy Advent Children. I still can't comprehend it.
Comparing Theodore Rex to (Jim Henson's) Dinosaurs is horribly disrespectful to Dinosaurs. That show was the bomb and it had way better puppets than this.
Okay, seriously corporate America... where the fuck is my Shatner/Pokémon crossover movie?! Make it! Make it now! Make the shit out of it! SHUT THE HELL UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
I got a few Ideas. Selena Gomez and the PowerPuff Girls."X" No? Then Eddie Murphy and Five nights at Freddy's. "X" No? How 'bout Tyler Perry and Spongebob Squarepants!? "X" Fine,forget my plans. No seriously forget them.
how about James Earl Jones and Sonic the Hedgehog? "X" No? then maybe Stephen Colbert and Parappa the Rapper? "X" No? What about Christopher Walken and Dragon Ball Z? "X" fuck it..! *leaves*
I got some. How about Mark Wahlberg and Teen Titans? "X" No? Umm, How about Living Color and Frozen? "X" No? Ok I got it. How about Nicolas Cage- "X" Alright I'm going!
Now I'm nervous that they might cast her as Buttercup in the upcoming Powerpuff Girls reboot (it's been confirmed that Elizabeth Daily isn't coming back).
Wouldn't dinosaurs be entirely aware of where their tails are at all times? Cats don't regularly knock stuff off shelves, after all. You'd think dinosaurs would know to keep their annoyingly long tails to themselves, especially since whacking things with them all the time would frigging hurt.
He mentioned how stupid the whole premise of the entire movie is, I just assumed the plot, character motivations and effects were all contained under that.
Well is aang an A-list actor? Or is it just two things that were popular? Or is it that you take a great example of art and mix it with the lowest common denominator of pop culture to see if it sells.
Shaft NNNNOOOOOO You're the golden standard of masculinity, coolness, and game brother I'll let it slide sir, because by God you're Shaft and a bad mother...😎
Damn you Nostalgia Critic! Damn you to hell! I'd forgotten that this piece of shit film existed, but noooo, you just had to drag this putrid thing back into the light of day! ARRRGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I remember seeing this aeons ago when I still was watching TV and had a cable box. I was sick at home, surfing between movie channels, when I came across this. It was actually pretty good fit for the fewer dreams I was having at the time and if I ever intend to watch it again, I'll wait for a flu.
One of Ted Turner/New Line Cinema's awful stinkers. If you want to see a good New Line Cinema flick with animatronic characters, watch the original TMNT.
4:09 "Wait, so - not only does dinosaurs exist in this world, THEY ALSO HAVE PSYCHIC POWERS? I don't know about you, but this movie about Tyrannosaurus Rex who solves crimes in a futuristic city has TOTALLY lost me on it's credibility!"
Got off work, got stoned, come home and watch Nostalgia Critic bitch about dinosaurs while I'm blazed. Fuckin' God Bless America, man, I'm living better than most ancient kings.
+uniVoical Best. Comment. Ever.
Betty White and a Ninja Turtle…why does that sound better than this movie by a long shot?
Lol I think it's cuz anything with a ninja turtle is good in my book:)
***** I would say pretty much anything with Betty White would be great too. :p
***** YOU FOOLS. HOW DO YOU THINK THIS MOVIE GOT MADE?!
***** Don't you mean Betty White as a ninja turtle?
Luke Jordan Even better. :3
Fun fact: This movie was supposed to come out in theaters, but test audiences hated it so fucking much that the studio dumped it onto video.
Luke Schwiebert Makes complete sense but yeah if I were them I would have destroyed all the copies and in return they get a couple billion
Luke Schwiebert And so far it's the only direct-to-video film on the IMDB Bottom 100.
Luke Schwiebert I also heard just about everyone stepped out of the film, including Whoopie Goldberg, but she was forced to stay because of a contract.
+Cat Knight that and from someone else i was told she was offered another 2 million to stay
trueloveis4u Oh yeah, I forgot about that extra bit. I heard that too.
The assassin guy looks like Tommy Wiseau..."Oh hai dinosaur."
Oh, hi Rex; how's your sex life hah?
I did not hit her, it is bullshit, I did not! Oh hi Rex...
Anastasia Alexandra Hahaha love it!!!
Im crying laughing
Anastasia Alexandra Why Rexy why Rexy, please talk to me please... YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, REXY!... Do you understah life? Do you?
"Oh please, if I wanted to watch Whoopi Goldberg interact with dinosaurs, I'd watch "The View"" XD
I'm disturbed finding out that Theodore Rex is voiced by George Newbern, who played Superman in Justice League... I guess you can say thank god that he moved on to much better work after this mindfuck of a movie.
StoogesFan Must have been an animated film.
hackman669 tv show
He did ish he kinds of own by square
hipster sepiroth What the fuck...
I meant to say he voice me in squares games so in the sense he works for square
How the FLYING FUCK did they screw up a concept as cool as a talking Tyrannosaurus Rex policeman in a futuristic Earth setting?
Well, I will admit in my opinion the concept is still pretty promising, it just needs a WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY Better director to make it work. Hey, if they can make Teenage Ninja Turtles a big success, why not this? I pray some more talented director sees this and decides to make a WAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY better version than this joke.
Agreed.
Whya re you just blinding following the critics review which is given in hindsight?? I think this film looks great, and I would have loved it as a child.
Whoopi Goldberg wanted to leave the film during the production
Metal Man Can you blame her?
Apparently 99% of the behind the scenes crew quit by the end of this movie and Whoopi Goldberg tried to quit but was sued because of the verbal agreement she made to be in the film. So instead they payed her an extra $2 million to continue making it.
Damn, I don't know if I'd accept 2 million to be in this schlock.
***** I don't either, but I'm pretty sure I'd end up killing myself if I accepted
James Hallock It wasn't enough.
***** Hell no I wouldn't do that movie even if I was payed 1500 billion
Morphiend
Alright I guess but hey good luck after that because your career will crash and burn down faster than Sonic saving tails
I kinda wanna see Shatner and Pokemon together now. Maybe as a Star Trek episode where Kirk beams down to an unknown planet and finds the Pokemon living there.
Fun Fact: Theodore Rex is voiced by Sephiroth's voice actor George Newbern.
He was also the voice of Superman
The animatronics and the set are the only thing I respect about this film. Turns out Whoopi Goldberg knew it'd be bad she tried to back off from it, but they paid her an additional 2 million dollars to stay with the project. Is 7$ Million dollars worth Theodore Rex? Yes, because no one even remembers she did it to begin with.
That makes complete sense. Thanks for sharing.
Also there was precedent of actors getting sued the shit out of them for backing out of a movie, so Whoopi had to do the film or not only would she miss out of the 7M talent fee, she'd also have an expensive lawsuit on her hands.
Was Theodore Rex from the Dinosaurs TV show? I'm asking because I never watched the show or saw the movie before I saw this.
Actually, it wasn't the money that made her do it she was contractually obligated and signed on before she knew exactly what she was getting into... She hates the fact that she was involved with the movie to this day
2 things that killed dinosaurs:
1. This movie
2. Peter Griffin touching himself at night.
That and Homer Simpson squishing a bug.
5 things that killed dinosaurs
1. this movie
2. Peter Griffin touching himself at night
3. The Big Brain
4. Homer Simpson squishing a bug
5. Lord Beerus from Dragon Ball Z
Don't forget the ice age.
shelby4369 Speaking of Beerus, I saw Battle of Gods back in August with my sister and it was pretty good!
Reapermaskhybrid Yeah! honestly, it's the best DBZ movie I've seen lately
Recovering carnivore?... But that be like being a recovering oxygen-breather...
JumboDS64 HEY! Don’t talk shit on AA...Air-holics Anonymous...they’re good people...I’ve been clean for years thanks to them.
This has to be the most bizarre movie I've ever seen Critic review. I mean, what can you really say about it?
Yea. Just as strange as Rock-a-doodle-do.
Nah, the Felix the Cat movie takes the cake in weirdness.
Oh I know! How about MICHAEL JORDAN and BUGS BUNNY!
yeah ikr lol that wouldve been a DISASTER!
It did happen. Twice
*****
they were joking :/
WTK55 Jokes like that don't translate well when written.
Kinda does bro.
Fun fact: Theodore is voiced by George Newbern, better known now as the voice of Superman and Sephiroth.
Betty White and a Ninja turtle would be awesome!
Betty White and ANYTHING would be awesome.
I would like to see Captain Kirk and Pokemon. It'd be awesome.
if they ever do a live action pokemon movie...they should cast him as Professor Oak..
Muhammad Abdullah Alright, Ash, I need you and my nephew to capture one of every Poke`...MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!
Tassadarky
Make ash vs Mewtwo like Kirk vs lizard man
How the hell did I get 33 +1s for that comment?
goldensstalos "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARY!"
I'd watch William Shatner & Pikachu
think about it- star trek + pokemon would be FRIGGIN AWESOME
Brandon Roberts
Yes it would.
add In Christopher walken for the villain and we can see the battle of the arkward pauses
William used BIDE!
Christopher used BIDE!
Nothing happened!ChaosSandwhich
Retro Land
lol i wonder what Shatner would name his Pikachu...
Oddly enough, the weird sounds for a T rex trying to be civilized over a dead body makes sense. Science says they were likely scavengers, so he's probably doing his best not to take a big bite.
That raises a good question. Wouldn't it be kind of cool, but highly uncalled for, if the the T-Rex actually took a big bite out of that dead body? Aside from this, thanks for the info.
I couldn't stop laughing at "Judge Dreadlock" xD
William Shatner and Pokemon!!!??? THAT WOULD BE SO COOL! Nintendo make it happen!
Would you settle for Ryan Reynolds and Pikachu?
Probably make an interesting scholar-type character. Probably for one of the movie specials.
"Meanwhile at...the sprinkled testicle building" I laughed so fucking hard.
You act like only humans can "laugh so fuckin hard." I can't understand you.
I can't understand your comment. Are you a robot or something?
Kristy Frost Theodore Rex reference, big guy.
I lost it at "the sprinkle testicle building". Those are words I never expected to hear.
I'd actually think it would be cool to have Betty White on the current TMNT TV series Who agrees with me?
Maybe April's Aunt Agatha if they ever bring her for the 2012 show or an old lady who turns into a youthful energetic mutant
All the drugs in the world went into the making of this movie. ALL of the drugs.
That and 35 million dollars. just let that sink in for a bit 35 million dollars went into straight to video movie that everybody including 99% of the cast hate it with all their hearts
+James Haines Clearly, you haven't seen Foodfight.
+Gaden Kerensky clearly you haven't seen "Where The Dead Go To Die"
Still more personality then Barney. Then again, fossils have more personality then Barney, so that's not saying much...
to be fair, I'd probably watch a Pokemon movie with William Shatner in it. As long as William played Giovani.
...or James.
David Spring or Prof. Oak
***** I'm...NOT SURE. Shatner. Would, make a...good. Prof. Oak.
I'd pretty much watch a live action Pokemon movie as long as it had good CGI that didn't give puppies nightmares.
Like pokken tournament?
05:17
Me: ...Is that Shaft??
NC: Shaft??
"Judge Dreadlock"
Well played, Critic X3
The Free Willy popcorn eating man is so my new favorite thing in this world! XD
9:29 That's....that's the same sound effect that the Pendulums from SH3 use. Well, THAT'S a bizarre parallel...
Most of the sound effects in movies and games are pretty much the same, they don't make new ones for every movie, but instead just use the stock ones everyone else uses too
So Whoopi Goldberg and a dinosaur walk into a bar.....
The Bartender says, "What can I get you two dinosaurs?"
Some Random Guy - 😒 *Meh*
Another film to add to my top 10 worst dinosaur movies list *sigh*
John Hallman what are the other ones on the list?
The Last Dinosaur, Carnosaur movies, Lost World 1960's, Lost Continent. Lot of dino flicks with "lost" in the title XD
John Hallman are they worth watching for a few laughs?
John Hallman Is were back a dinosaur story on it?
Considering it.
Never even heard of this movie...
Me too
Goldberg stated that this is the only film she regrets ever having done. No joke.
What about baby geniuses 2
Ivan Corredera No mention of that!
My guilty pleasure movie. To me this movie is so bad it's hilarious.
Hey, How about Arnold Schwarzenegger and ninjas, or Sylvester Stallone and pirates, or if you are REALLY that desperate, Samuel Jackson and zombies? WHY NOT MAKE THOSE?!?!?
that last one sound good
Or why not...CHUCK NORRIS?
Marc Drayer OK. Chuck Norris and aliens. Make that vampires...OH...CHUCK NORRIS AND ALIEN, SHAPE-SHIFTING, MIND-CONTROLLING VAMPIRES!!!!!
For Samuel L Jackson vs zombies, watch Cell. Actually, don’t, because it sucks ass
I still think its hilarious that the voice of Teddy in this film is the voice of Sephiroth in Final Fantasy Advent Children.
I still can't comprehend it.
imagining sephiroth yelling cookies is rather humorous to me XD
RyuKaguya
Imagine Superman yelling cookies is funny too.
SMAXZO yeaaah but i could kinda see him doing it though XD
Comparing Theodore Rex to (Jim Henson's) Dinosaurs is horribly disrespectful to Dinosaurs. That show was the bomb and it had way better puppets than this.
11:30 This scene immediately reminded me of the "disguising Mater" scene in Cars 2 :\
I read online that Whoopie Goldberg was forced into this move after another actress's career suffered from another bad movie....
5:56 "and his quest for finding that mysterious shoulder tapper begins" hahahahahahahaha
"Judge dreddlock" LOL
Okay, seriously corporate America... where the fuck is my Shatner/Pokémon crossover movie?! Make it! Make it now! Make the shit out of it! SHUT THE HELL UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
DENZEL WASHINGTON AND BRUCE WILLIS WITH SESAME STREET
I'd pay to see a William Shatner and Pokémon team up. At least I'd get a laugh.
zack makedonsky
I wanna be.... the, very best!.... like... no one... ever was!
Damon Wayne's and Lizard would be Funny Too
Wait, wait! **pauses video and pulls up a huge bottle of Jäger** This is gonna make it a lot easier to both sit through and forget it.
Katie Coletrain? CHOO CHOO! All aboard the COLE TRAIN, BAYBEE
My reaction to the dinosaur: "Whoo! That's one big *ugly* motherfucker!"
That assassin is eerily similar to Tommy Wiseau... especially the laughter.
He does not look like him, it's not true, it's bullshit, it does not look like him, it does naaawt! So any way, how's your sex life?
shmabadu ROFL!!!!!!!!
shmabadu its: " I did naawt.....oh hi Mark" just saying. ....wow that was kind of a sad moment
He looks like him but he dresses like Heath Ledger's Joker, go figure.
I feel like William Shatner and Pokemon has potential. Like, Star Trek with Pokemon...
Holy Shit, that's the greatest idea I've ever had
I just noticed the best thing in this entire movie - Theodore Rex's shoe design.
I got a few Ideas.
Selena Gomez and the PowerPuff Girls."X"
No? Then Eddie Murphy and Five nights at Freddy's. "X"
No? How 'bout Tyler Perry and Spongebob Squarepants!? "X"
Fine,forget my plans. No seriously forget them.
how about James Earl Jones and Sonic the Hedgehog? "X"
No? then maybe Stephen Colbert and Parappa the Rapper? "X"
No? What about Christopher Walken and Dragon Ball Z? "X"
fuck it..! *leaves*
I got some.
How about Mark Wahlberg and Teen Titans? "X"
No? Umm, How about Living Color and Frozen? "X"
No? Ok I got it. How about Nicolas Cage- "X"
Alright I'm going!
I got the ultimate idea... STELLAN SKAESGAARD AND PETER STORMARE, PLUS THE MOOMIN'S!!! In the nick of time to rape my childhood!
I want ALL of these ideas to be made. Every last one of them. Both the original comment and the replies.
I want.
Now I'm nervous that they might cast her as Buttercup in the upcoming Powerpuff Girls reboot (it's been confirmed that Elizabeth Daily isn't coming back).
Al Pacino and Rocket Raccoon
Wouldn't dinosaurs be entirely aware of where their tails are at all times? Cats don't regularly knock stuff off shelves, after all. You'd think dinosaurs would know to keep their annoyingly long tails to themselves, especially since whacking things with them all the time would frigging hurt.
When ever Cole Train isn't on screen everyone asks!
"Hey you guys see Cole Train yet?"
Damon Wayan and the gecco actually sound like good Wayan fun. That could have been golden in the 90s
yea, I though it couldnt be more pathetic until he came across the dinossaur beeing addicted to cookies.....
William Shatner and pokemon? Aw come on, that'd be hilarious!
Weeee've...**pause**...gotta catchem' all!
BlackSheepCherried PIKACHU!..*pause* set thunder bolts to kill....
I wanna be... the very best
Luke Nichols NOPE, FUCK THAT!!!
Oh yeah, I remember Bland Non-Advertising Blank Screen! That game was awesome!
Your picture emphasizes your point extremely well!
william shatner and pokemon would be a movie i would see.
Teddy sounds like Superman from Justice League
It is. XD
*loads video for the first time* oh boy am I in for a treat! :3
The fear and loathing cut nearly made me choke on a grape i was eating lol.
13:57-13:59 that voice....isnt that Stu Pickles from Rugrats?
Chocolate pudding
I'm surprised the critic didn't mention how STUPID the villains plan is
He mentioned how stupid the whole premise of the entire movie is, I just assumed the plot, character motivations and effects were all contained under that.
I almost died after shuffleboard with Hershey's kisses. That was amazing.
You just Gotta love how the movie just gives away the mystery in the first minute (granted it would have been predictable anyway, but still)
Oh I know! How about Justin Bieber and Avatar Aang?
BEEEEEEEEP
So Justin Bieber is an A-list actor then?
austin cameron FUCK NO
Well is aang an A-list actor? Or is it just two things that were popular? Or is it that you take a great example of art and mix it with the lowest common denominator of pop culture to see if it sells.
austin cameron last part
Shaft NNNNOOOOOO
You're the golden standard of masculinity, coolness, and game brother
I'll let it slide sir, because by God you're Shaft and a bad mother...😎
I'm about to ruin your lives. The guy who voices Theodore Rex went on to do the voice of Sephiroth from Final Fantasy.
How are you able to get the accent marker over the letter? I always have so much trouble getting that to work over the internet.
Damn you Nostalgia Critic! Damn you to hell! I'd forgotten that this piece of shit film existed, but noooo, you just had to drag this putrid thing back into the light of day! ARRRGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i cant believe this movie was real
I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!!
Oh GAWSH!!! That joke at 8:19 about the gears in the head had me DYING!!! I love Whoopi's reaction at the end too...
James bond and Thomas the tank engine
Howard The Duck vs. Theodore Rex. Which shit show is the least shittiest?
Howard the Duck which is just awkward and uncomfortable
At least this is entertaining in its stupidity
Yeah but Rex doesn´t have DUCKTITS. WOOHOOH.
Damn, I read your comment imagining Kyles voice lol
Kyle
hahahahaha, tends to happen
I saw the thumbnail for this video and my immediate reaction was "Oh God... Oh GOD"
I'm kinda surprised that he didn't make a Joker reference to the line "Why so serious?"
Good God I just realized something cookie monster was based on this guy
TWO ALEXES!!!
MegaRdaniels It's a pretty common name, dude.
Extra Cheesy lol I know.
***** Yep.
***** What can I say, people are Shrekists now. lol
The dinosaurs look Five Nights At Freddy's animatronics
Armin Arlert the Assassin Refering FNAF in a random video and no hate comments? Whut?
Fmaf is more realistic
''and my quest for finding that mysterious shoulder tapper, begins'' HAHAHAHAHAHHA
Man, Zootopia crossed with Jurassic Park didn't work out too well
Thanks NC... I was totally planning on watching One Flew Over the Cuckoo's nest but now that I pretty much know how it ends I won't bother.
this should go with out saying but... spoilers of all kinds are a flying.
lol Judge Dreddlock
This was the first video I ever saw of nostalgia critic .
I remember seeing this aeons ago when I still was watching TV and had a cable box. I was sick at home, surfing between movie channels, when I came across this. It was actually pretty good fit for the fewer dreams I was having at the time and if I ever intend to watch it again, I'll wait for a flu.
toymaker where do I know that from? (spy kids)
Also, from Batman I suppose. The animated series.
true
whos the man who killed his career...shaft
An ice age wouldn't kill off humans. Mammals were what survived the cold due to our endothermic nature.
I was thinking the exact same fucking thing when he compared that dino-bar scene to fear and loathing in las vegas.
One of Ted Turner/New Line Cinema's awful stinkers. If you want to see a good New Line Cinema flick with animatronic characters, watch the original TMNT.
Just imagine 35 million dollars went into making this film. Just let that sink in
4:09 "Wait, so - not only does dinosaurs exist in this world, THEY ALSO HAVE PSYCHIC POWERS? I don't know about you, but this movie about Tyrannosaurus Rex who solves crimes in a futuristic city has TOTALLY lost me on it's credibility!"
I like how the opening just gave away the exposition for the bad guys plot. Not often a movie spoilers itself!
haha. i love the reference to the fear and loathing bar scene
That... that explains so much...
The cameraman's not drunk, he just the cameraman from the Hunger Games : )
3:57 It took me forever to realize that was the dinosaur's actual voice and not the critic making a joke in a funny voice.