The Simple Solution to Traffic

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

КОМЕНТАРІ • 40 тис.

  • @temporaryvisitor1285
    @temporaryvisitor1285 4 роки тому +21028

    As somebody once wrote in the accident report to his insurace: "I am aware that there should always be a space of two car lengths between me and the next vehicle. But if you were to actually practice this, you would find that that space will quickly be occupied by two more cars!"

    • @HakmanTim
      @HakmanTim 4 роки тому +122

      temporary visitor okay..

    • @Brindlebrother
      @Brindlebrother 4 роки тому +691

      i hope insurance paid his claim

    • @randomizednamme
      @randomizednamme 4 роки тому +1229

      In the bay area if you have half a car's space in front of you someone will change lanes into that space expecting you to brake to let them in

    • @db9944
      @db9944 4 роки тому +734

      I do that anyway. I have no problem match the speed of the vehicle in front of me, but I do like a healthy following distance. People act as if me doing 50 behind a vehicle going 50 with more than 3 feet between us is me doing 20, so they zip around as if they saved a significant amount of time. I'm not going to let people intimidate me into tailgating

    • @weakspirit_
      @weakspirit_ 4 роки тому +50

      hence why you have enough distance for when traffic isn't too bad that people starts attempting to enter your lane. and as close as needed to signal other drivers that you don't fuck around so don't even try in heavier traffic. unless today's a good day or there's a merge or other equally reasonable situations.

  • @FiresideLeo
    @FiresideLeo 5 років тому +92199

    A system where all cars accelerate at once and there are no intersections, that just sounds like a train with extra steps.

    • @Basomic
      @Basomic 4 роки тому +2029

      Eek barba durkle, somebody's gonna get laid in college

    • @ctdaniels7049
      @ctdaniels7049 4 роки тому +1741

      Basically.

    • @nathanhiggins1438
      @nathanhiggins1438 4 роки тому +1897

      Or automated cars... they would communicate with each other... oh, ha! He just got to that

    • @skirwan78
      @skirwan78 4 роки тому +1602

      Ah trains, when I want the modern convenience of being dropped off 7 miles from my doorstep. Also, why pave a road in a month when you could lay down train tracks in 3 years over the same patch of space. (Unless you're China and you have no qualms in bulldozing ancient temples and 500 old villages and displacing 200,000 people)

    • @db9944
      @db9944 4 роки тому +239

      It also would require we all follow each other at the same distance we stay at stoplights, but the thing is that most people don't drive that closely, so there is going to need to be some delay. Accelerating at the same time doesn't work. But one thing that can be done is when possible slow down earlier so that you can keep moving by the time you make it to the car that's stopped in front of you. There is no value in zooming up to a red light when you're all going to be in the same place. It's not likely you can do it at stoplights. It's more effective on freeways, but the principle's the same.

  • @CSGhostAnimation
    @CSGhostAnimation 3 роки тому +11773

    My friend tailgates because he says people drive too slow. I showed him this video and he said he's already seen it. Then he continued tailgating within the same hour.

    • @Xenofinite
      @Xenofinite 3 роки тому +122

      imagine finding the ghost here,hi i like ur content and animations :D

    • @bag143_
      @bag143_ 3 роки тому +728

      ignorant friend you got there

    • @stementhusiast816
      @stementhusiast816 3 роки тому +808

      That’s okay. He will get into an accident and be responsible for costs.

    • @kairo3201
      @kairo3201 3 роки тому +382

      He's part of the problem

    • @matthewnickolas4706
      @matthewnickolas4706 3 роки тому +287

      but sometimes you do need to tailgate a bit to make a dumbass realize he is going 35 in a 50 zone...

  • @zablvit
    @zablvit 2 роки тому +7967

    I know - to accelerate cars at the same time - we can just connect all of them into a chain - then it does not matter, which car is accelerating now - it accelerates the whole chain of cars. To improve stability and reduce unnecessary incidents by drivers - we can remove turning front wheels with rigid ones and put all the wheels on some kind of guided tracks, so they would follow the path. Then we can optimize by making individuals cars bigger to fit more people and decrease an amount of links in the chain.
    I have revolutionised traffic for you, you're welcome!

    • @communistpotato3204
      @communistpotato3204 2 роки тому +1306

      We should also call it a "train", it's brilliant

    • @lawrencejob
      @lawrencejob 2 роки тому +471

      This is brilliant I wish more people got the joke

    • @N0Xa880iUL
      @N0Xa880iUL 2 роки тому +25

      Hahah

    • @idontknoq4813
      @idontknoq4813 2 роки тому +291

      What if- and here me out here- we also had dedicated areas to get on and off these, and what if, and this going to get a little crazy here, had long cars which could pick various denizens up off the street and move them around a city, and maybe even had some at the dedicated areas of the chain-cars, to help people move around in a city after arriving at said city?

    • @AaronCMounts
      @AaronCMounts 2 роки тому +115

      Now, make sure that train runs on my exact schedule, going to my exact destinations in the same time as my car, then you'll actually entice me to ride it. If your train can't match the convenience and flexibility of my car, I'm not getting on. And you can multiply this times the millions of residents not living within 200m of a train station.

  • @spikegorman1650
    @spikegorman1650 4 роки тому +5010

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    It wanted to exploit infrastructural inefficiency and instability to create a long-lasting transportation slowdown.

    • @ryan-ci3fz
      @ryan-ci3fz 4 роки тому +122

      Little did you all know that chicken was a spy for the Russian mafia that wanted to stop traffic to stop the general from getting there early so he could destroy the us military from the inside

    • @roshanantony64
      @roshanantony64 4 роки тому +41

      @@ryan-ci3fz u r the quiet kid i guess😂 (no offense intended)

    • @ryan-ci3fz
      @ryan-ci3fz 4 роки тому +24

      @@roshanantony64 none taken xD

    • @lolman5827
      @lolman5827 4 роки тому +7

      traffic sucks more depending on what kind of person you are

    • @CutThroxt
      @CutThroxt 4 роки тому +7

      @MEH Nah, that would still cause a traffic snake anyways because people would slow down to look at the dead chicken.

  • @planescaped
    @planescaped 3 роки тому +7277

    "We can make traffic snakes less likely by changing the way we drive."
    So it's hopeless then.

    • @keithscott1957
      @keithscott1957 3 роки тому +187

      It's not our fault, it's all them chickens crossing the road without due cause.

    • @jont2576
      @jont2576 3 роки тому +63

      It's hard enough to achieve simultaneous orgasm with my partner or imaginary partner let alone getting people to drive in perfect synchronicity.

    • @fishiersticks
      @fishiersticks 3 роки тому +8

      SNAKES

    • @bonkdotioimealol
      @bonkdotioimealol 3 роки тому +5

      society in a nutshell

    • @spiricomusic
      @spiricomusic 3 роки тому +1

      Bro 1.2K likes and 4 comments??? (Not including mine)

  • @rymikai
    @rymikai 5 років тому +1867

    it's actually taught in driving schools that you should respect a certain distance between the one behind & in front of you
    except no one respects it

    • @MaJeSTiCz0
      @MaJeSTiCz0 5 років тому +2

      iRiZelion I learn all that when I had my permit driving my pops whip

    • @MartinLeong25
      @MartinLeong25 5 років тому +13

      *arrest them all*

    • @BASEDinMaine
      @BASEDinMaine 5 років тому +6

      Right? 2 second rule people

    • @whoeveriam0iam14222
      @whoeveriam0iam14222 5 років тому +16

      Most tailgaters don't see themselves do it. Until you show them a video from a different car

    • @RobBCactive
      @RobBCactive 5 років тому +16

      How do you choose the distance you're followed by? That sounds like nonsense to me, you can only elect to follow a 2s rule when driving at speed to maintain a safe distance in front of you.

  • @kissgergo5202
    @kissgergo5202 Рік тому +6173

    The solution to traffic is to give people viable alternives to driving. That means a well design public transport network and plenty of bicycle/pedastrian only areas. Exactly like the Netherlands does it.

    • @leonpaelinck
      @leonpaelinck Рік тому +243

      Exactly. It *actually* makes the road better for everybody, including drivers.

    • @PokeTube
      @PokeTube Рік тому +107

      That won’t work in the United States. People around the world underestimate how large the United States really is. The distance from Paris to Moscow is 2840km. New York to LA is around 4500km.

    • @lizard-breathOG
      @lizard-breathOG Рік тому +70

      Bikes and legs for close things, cars for far things. Very smart!

    • @bobbymcjoey9432
      @bobbymcjoey9432 Рік тому +300

      @@PokeTube of course if you're going from Paris to LA you'll need a car, theyre fine for long distances. But if you want go somewhere a few minutes away- you also need a car. You need a car just to get around the city. It's horrendous.

    • @joseguerreiro5943
      @joseguerreiro5943 Рік тому +206

      Dude, we're not talking about travelling between two cities but about travelling inside the city

  • @dinonid1234
    @dinonid1234 8 років тому +29070

    Teach this in schools, now.

    • @barbaro267
      @barbaro267 8 років тому +345

      Well, CGP Grey is a teacher haha

    • @brianhabing5076
      @brianhabing5076 8 років тому +248

      Ideally kids in school today won't have to drive because self-driving cars will be widespread.

    • @tobiasflunderson6299
      @tobiasflunderson6299 8 років тому +11

      +gabelogan56 could just pull them out of the class

    • @calummcluckie499
      @calummcluckie499 8 років тому +30

      Or stop handing out driver licenses, so everyone is forced to get a self driving car.

    • @prizzle5.5
      @prizzle5.5 8 років тому +97

      But that would consist of actually learning something useful that will apply to your day to day life. we can't have that now can we?

  • @ellonico
    @ellonico 2 роки тому +19215

    I remember seeing this 5 years ago and thinking, “Yeah! This is it!” Then I moved out of the suburb to somewhere walkable with trains.

    • @willy4170
      @willy4170 2 роки тому +284

      Exactly, same for me 🤣

    • @phoneticalballsack
      @phoneticalballsack 2 роки тому +57

      JUST build self-driving cars

    • @davincicode2997
      @davincicode2997 2 роки тому +1398

      @@phoneticalballsack no, the issue is that cars are terribly inefficient when it comes to space. You dont need self driving cars to fix road congestion, you need neighborhoods you can walk/cycle through and loads of trains/busses. Less traffic, less noise, better for the climate and for your health (and cheaper for communities, suburbs eat tons of money for road maintenance)!

    • @asbestosb9826
      @asbestosb9826 2 роки тому +10

      so true

    • @noimnotarobotcanubeleiveit7024
      @noimnotarobotcanubeleiveit7024 2 роки тому +24

      i moved to a village where there are only about 20 other cars.

  • @JesusChrist-wp5pj
    @JesusChrist-wp5pj 4 роки тому +16763

    Imagine being late to a job interview because a cat crossed a road six hours ago

  • @okayso1747
    @okayso1747 Рік тому +4436

    Most times I enjoy CGP grey videos. This one, however, applies logical reasoning to a world that would ostensibly outlaw pedestrians for it to function.

  • @starwbry
    @starwbry 4 роки тому +20242

    teacher: why are you late
    me: a chicken crossed the road 4 hours ago

    • @myusername1385
      @myusername1385 4 роки тому +185

      🚘

    • @shakmp4
      @shakmp4 4 роки тому +421

      Teacher: what? How would u be late because of a chicken?
      Me: *explains all the info i got from this video*

    • @sophiacristina
      @sophiacristina 3 роки тому +98

      Someone should eat this damn chicken! >:(

    • @omarhemaia
      @omarhemaia 3 роки тому +38

      This chicken should be punished instead of you

    • @fersuremaybek756
      @fersuremaybek756 3 роки тому +56

      why did the chicken cross the road ?

  • @tori4960
    @tori4960 4 роки тому +21002

    Imagine being that one guy who switches lanes and causes 5 hours of traffic.

    • @carrieullrich5059
      @carrieullrich5059 4 роки тому +754

      Its not the guy switching lanes fault, its the miles of cars that don't leave space in front of them to let anyone get off the highway.
      You can't control who rides your bumper, you can leave space for people to exit without causing slowing.

    • @carrieullrich5059
      @carrieullrich5059 4 роки тому +112

      People cut over into lanes to get on or off, if everyone's following too closely, everyone slows massively for entrance and exits.

    • @DBZM1k3
      @DBZM1k3 3 роки тому +532

      @@carrieullrich5059 I disagree. They are as much at fault as the people being too close. If you want to get off the highway you should move to the correct lane in an appropriate amount of time so you don't have to cut someone up to get off. You should never have to bring cars around you to a stop or slow down when you're coming off at a junction. If you are then you need to modify your driving and learn to look ahead into what you need to do to get to your destination.

    • @mrg2943
      @mrg2943 3 роки тому +16

      It already have a term: B fucking M cunter W. BMW muppets.

    • @franchufranchu119
      @franchufranchu119 3 роки тому +30

      It's also the fault of the people who didn't react fast enough and slowly made the snake grow

  • @Calupp
    @Calupp 3 роки тому +1028

    I used to watch the highway from my buddies apartment. One person slams their breaks and you could watch it ripple down the highway for 5 minutes. Very cool to see

    • @hiragasaito9055
      @hiragasaito9055 3 роки тому +24

      What the heck, you love to watch people suffering 😂

    • @Calupp
      @Calupp 3 роки тому +42

      @@hiragasaito9055 suffering or the behavior of fellow hoomans just like me behind the controls of a 2k+ lb hunk of metal flying down a highly populated path at 35-90mph. If every car had an aerial view driving would be much more efficient.

    • @hiragasaito9055
      @hiragasaito9055 3 роки тому +3

      @@Calupp Yeah, for real😆

    • @cr3st
      @cr3st 3 роки тому

      😂

    • @abhayaghosh6901
      @abhayaghosh6901 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂

  • @serialexperimentslain
    @serialexperimentslain 2 роки тому +13236

    it is hilarious how close this video gets to realizing that cars are the problem without realizing that cars are the problem

    • @czechmatebro
      @czechmatebro Рік тому +820

      trains for the win!

    • @a-e3654
      @a-e3654 Рік тому +414

      I have a hard time imagining Americans getting rid of their cars. They have a much stronger sense of society compared to their community. So self-driving card are the only real solution for americans

    • @voicai7910
      @voicai7910 Рік тому +224

      Tbh you can solve any problem by just removing everything like this comment says.

    • @adamiskindasmart6427
      @adamiskindasmart6427 Рік тому +139

      public transit is gross

    • @czechmatebro
      @czechmatebro Рік тому +420

      @@a-e3654 the only reason why Americans don't use transit is because there's lack of it in the cities and also the cities are built wrong. Because of such a low density it's hard to build transit that will serve a lot of people and be faster than driving

  • @Pato_logicoo
    @Pato_logicoo 4 роки тому +2363

    Hoping all 17 million people who watched this are the people i meet on my way every morning

    • @218orangefelines
      @218orangefelines 4 роки тому +26

      Okay. But now these people come to your work route everyday no matter what... This increases the traffic severely and also people who came from other countries, states increase homelessness and unemployment

    • @QuantumFerret
      @QuantumFerret 4 роки тому +7

      "They weren't."

    • @joeym5243
      @joeym5243 4 роки тому +35

      Personally, I wouldn't want to meet 17 million people on my way to work

    • @kestrel16c32
      @kestrel16c32 4 роки тому +1

      @@ravitejaknts Nice. You just kindly pointed it out instead of using the obnoxious "r/wooosh".

    • @218orangefelines
      @218orangefelines 4 роки тому +1

      @@ravitejaknts Welp I wasnt serious lol

  • @ConstantUNTILisnt
    @ConstantUNTILisnt 4 роки тому +6054

    Me: *keeps distance with car behind and infront*
    Car on the side:
    *ITS FREE REAL ESTATE*

    • @brightace8586
      @brightace8586 4 роки тому +222

      True it so fucked up

    • @SuvarnaGourDas
      @SuvarnaGourDas 4 роки тому +50

      Very underrated!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥

    • @hoopthornseaweed
      @hoopthornseaweed 4 роки тому +80

      And then when you try fighting for that room by scooching up just a little bit is when the front jacks on the breaks. Thanks chicago. Or when you make room for them and they have the audacity to jack on the breaks. No reason. Just to do it

    • @CommodoreJ
      @CommodoreJ 4 роки тому +62

      Yeah that’s what really causes problems for me. I give enough room in front of me so that I’m comfortable, only for the guy next to me to pull in front of me, and if I make more room the same thing happens

    • @semibiotic
      @semibiotic 4 роки тому +22

      Such behaviour simply isn't traced and punished enough.

  • @Mr.Magnetix
    @Mr.Magnetix 2 роки тому +5329

    3:41 this reminds me of something: All of these people accelarate at the same time, its almost like you could couple the cars together with metal and nothing would change. And if you do that, its probably more efficient to just put a single big engine instead of having 52 small ones. Actually if we implement that, we might as well make the cars longer and spacier so more people can fit, and allow multiple household in a single car. And since the freedom of going anywhere specific is gone because the cars arent independent anymore, lets just put the whole thing on tracks, since rubber wheels are horribly inefficient anyway. Oh wait, thats just a train, my bad

    • @YourFatherVEVO
      @YourFatherVEVO 2 роки тому +129

      original comment

    • @cristianalbert6389
      @cristianalbert6389 2 роки тому +111

      TRAIN IS THE BEST

    • @silvertakana3932
      @silvertakana3932 2 роки тому +71

      I like trains!

    • @kitohawksworth5000
      @kitohawksworth5000 2 роки тому +42

      wow you're so original.

    • @CyberCactus
      @CyberCactus 2 роки тому +144

      You already said yourself at the end of that paragraph that coupling the cars together prevents any freedom of movement whatsoever.... which is the whole point of cars.. that is a humongous problem, and so why they aren't coupled together with metal, and so why they need separate engines.... Do you see where I am going with this....

  • @JiminyClarkson
    @JiminyClarkson Рік тому +7732

    I love how from 5 years ago the comments have gone from being about monkey drivers and self driving cars, to just give us trains. I'm glad people are catching on to the real solution to traffic.

    • @liquidmagma
      @liquidmagma Рік тому +264

      Clueless. Nobody is giving up the freedom to travel anywhere at any time to ride on your magical trains.

    • @Itisstillok
      @Itisstillok 6 місяців тому +77

      There are also published more and more videos about car-centrism problems, so I think it’s at least the part of reason comments are switching.
      7 years ago I also thought that it is very strong idea of Grey’s video.

  • @xfinity1348
    @xfinity1348 4 роки тому +4453

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To cause a phantom intersection.

  • @tactlessnutter
    @tactlessnutter 2 роки тому +12827

    A few days ago, I would've completely agreed with the idea of self-driving cars. Now I'm just enjoying all these train memes

    • @wenkoy
      @wenkoy 2 роки тому +189

      I'd like self-driving trains tbh, though I'd like everyone to have their own private albeit smaller segments. Oh and let's separate the segments from each other cause people tend to have different destinations. While we're at it, let's replace the tracks with a flat surface and the wheels with say a soft compound, maybe rubber for the grip.

    • @Aditya_V_R
      @Aditya_V_R 2 роки тому +450

      @@wenkoy and now you've accelerated climate change, the obesity epidemic and made it impossible for anyone who wants to walk to cross the tracks. Congratulations

    • @IbeatHalo1onLegendary
      @IbeatHalo1onLegendary 2 роки тому +249

      @@wenkoy Yeah, I love it when my city falls for the growth ponzi scheme over and over again. Never gets old.

    • @lynxrbeam8732
      @lynxrbeam8732 2 роки тому +7

      @@Aditya_V_R electric cars ✨✨

    • @lepmuhangpa
      @lepmuhangpa 2 роки тому +111

      @@lynxrbeam8732 Trains.

  • @Avionicx
    @Avionicx 3 роки тому +58782

    The simplest solution to traffic is easily seen in cities like Tokyo. It's called trains

    • @Alexmoral1307.
      @Alexmoral1307. 3 роки тому +1980

      A few problems with that btw....

    • @marcdavis5717
      @marcdavis5717 3 роки тому +2238

      New York shows you that subway traffic is a whole different convo…p.s Japan trains are packed

    • @Avionicx
      @Avionicx 3 роки тому +1498

      @@Alexmoral1307. not as many as with cars

    • @Jithin-h5b
      @Jithin-h5b 3 роки тому +977

      But the problem is the chicken will be killed by the train 😑

    • @swempley
      @swempley 3 роки тому +600

      They have dedicated workers that stuff people into the subway's because of how over crowded they are. It's disgusting.

  • @Rob_Enhoud
    @Rob_Enhoud 2 роки тому +1053

    3:50 In CGP Grey's future I guess pedestrians don't exist. Also it takes the same amount of distance to come to a stop no matter how fast you are going.
    The main reason cars spread out after piling up at a traffic light is you need to allow more distance between you and the car in front of you the faster you are going because it takes more distance to stop in case there is an emergency. This doesn't change with robocars.

    • @leonpaelinck
      @leonpaelinck Рік тому +182

      Also, in CGP Grey's future physics don't work anymore. How does AI allow you to turn 90 degrees at full speed without slowing down?

    • @thekillercow586
      @thekillercow586 Рік тому +55

      Now imagine this during winter with the road covered with snow and ice

    • @JiminyClarkson
      @JiminyClarkson Рік тому +21

      No, the increasing distance between cars with increasing speed is to allow for reaction time, because at higher speeds you cover more distance quickly, so will need a greater distance between the car in front to react if they suddenly slow down. Self driving cars don't have reaction times. Instead they can communicate with each other and all slow down at the same instant negating the need for a large gap between vehicles, sort of like a train but without the links....
      ....oh gee I just thought of the simple solution to traffic!

    • @thatstarwarsnerd6641
      @thatstarwarsnerd6641 Рік тому +63

      @@JiminyClarkson no. Thinking distance (the distance covered in the time from seeing an obstacle to reacting to it) is directly proportional to velocity (s=vt), but braking distance (the distance covered in the time between the brakes being pressed and the car stopping) is proportional to the square of velocity, as kinetic energy is transformed into thermal energy via the brakes (E=0.5mv^2). This means that if you double velocity, you double thinking distance, but quadruple braking distance. While a self-driving car will reduce thinking distance massively, it can’t alter braking distance, which is the main reason behind the gap between cars

    • @cephalosjr.1835
      @cephalosjr.1835 Рік тому +15

      I assume that pedestrians and bike riders get purpose-built walkways and bikeways, as they should.

  • @MrDarling1502
    @MrDarling1502 5 років тому +2640

    Apparently none of the 15 million people who've seen this live in my city.

  • @PraveenKumar-yv5zn
    @PraveenKumar-yv5zn 5 років тому +4457

    Now I understand why humans started eating chickens.

  • @dejauntea5369
    @dejauntea5369 2 роки тому +6595

    Glad to see so many people in the comments talking about the real and tangible solution to traffic, public transportation.

    • @zetadroid
      @zetadroid 2 роки тому +283

      Imagine having to cross one of those "perfect" intersections

    • @dejauntea5369
      @dejauntea5369 2 роки тому +151

      @@zetadroid I did not even think about that, that would be incredibly terrifying

    • @showtheshow3397
      @showtheshow3397 2 роки тому +84

      @@zetadroid britain has this problem, so to allow citizens to walk from one end of the street to the other some places employ underpasses, lit by LED lights and are rife for midnight ambushes, graffiti and basically crime.
      If you do an overpass, you have to ensure that every bridge can act as a drawbridge for double-deckers or is just tall enough for cars and trucks to pass under.
      So, either I have to walk through the crack ambush den, or I have to walk extra because grey thinks cars need to go zoomies 24/7.
      Would I rather walk extra than be attacked at night? Yes. Would I rather neither? *YES.*

    • @TheBypasser
      @TheBypasser 2 роки тому +13

      I hoped Covid taught you why already - but no...

    • @alicekim7351
      @alicekim7351 2 роки тому +57

      I used to do public transportation in the US until it got too dirty and dangerous. Driving is dangerous but at least I won't get shanked or sexually harassed in my car

  • @amanahmadzai9231
    @amanahmadzai9231 2 роки тому +1140

    4:05 I'm not sure how a pedestrian would cross that.

    • @leonpaelinck
      @leonpaelinck 2 роки тому +290

      Pedestrians? What are those?

    • @LFTRnow
      @LFTRnow 5 місяців тому +83

      Bridge or tunnel. If it only needs to be wide enough for pedestrians, tunnels are pretty cheap solutions for this.

  • @Hynra
    @Hynra 4 роки тому +5432

    Me: keeping a gap in between the car in front.
    Car on the left: oh look a free spot.
    Me: :- |

    • @CoinSlotKitty
      @CoinSlotKitty 4 роки тому +396

      Yeah happens every fucking time

    • @pargm9543
      @pargm9543 4 роки тому +150

      This comment should be on top

    • @ntralala
      @ntralala 4 роки тому +38

      Exactly!

    • @banimusa8478
      @banimusa8478 4 роки тому +12

      I agree with you. We need back to 1700's

    • @fcbmahmood9515
      @fcbmahmood9515 4 роки тому +142

      then you slow down to make a gap again, and boom you created a traffic

  • @watercat1302
    @watercat1302 3 роки тому +7803

    Or... public transportation? Anyone? No? Just me? Ok...
    As much as I love the idea of self-driving cars communicating with each other more effectively (and politely) than human ever can, public train, metro, bus for urban area, high speed bullet train for inter-state can be far more efficient. Just look at Japan!

    • @maestrulgamer9695
      @maestrulgamer9695 3 роки тому +121

      Plane travel industry:Hahaha,lobbying go brrrrr.

    • @watercat1302
      @watercat1302 3 роки тому +303

      @@maestrulgamer9695 a plane IS a public transportation. Instead of driving thousands of miles inter-state, people can just hop on a plane, but no, they prefer their individualism clogging up the highways

    • @gamermapper
      @gamermapper 3 роки тому +54

      You're from Adam something are you

    • @Samantha-jv6xu
      @Samantha-jv6xu 2 роки тому +23

      @@gamermapper Including me :)

    • @n1thmusic229
      @n1thmusic229 2 роки тому +57

      Nope, everyone agrees with you, this video is Grey's only slip up

  • @herobrinesblog
    @herobrinesblog 3 роки тому +8758

    I wonder if theres this neat invention that goes on rails, carries hundreds at a time, is fast, is efficient, doesnt polute, etc. And i wonder if its called the electric train

    • @cly_
      @cly_ 3 роки тому +276

      Yeah but the "disgusting humans" and whatnot

    • @aycsfvmk1289
      @aycsfvmk1289 3 роки тому +447

      Yeah, now build railroad to every shop, factory and warehouse in existence

    • @box_cannot_car
      @box_cannot_car 3 роки тому +436

      @@benjaminparent4115 man i forgot about walking, I always drive my car into shops and factories on a daily basis

    • @johncounts2182
      @johncounts2182 3 роки тому +118

      "doesn't pollute"
      might I suggest a small book, 150 pages, Economics in One Lesson, by Henry Hazlitt.
      I like trains too, where they're able to be used effectively, but euros and socialists for some reason think they are the answer to everything. they're not, stop with the smug condescension as though you invariably know better the ways others aught to have their lives ordered for them; it's grating to see this everywhere.

    • @kevingreene6624
      @kevingreene6624 3 роки тому +326

      @@johncounts2182 America relies on cars because extreme zoning restricts single family homes from everywhere else. If houses were integrated with some shops, bike lanes were added (separate, not painted on the side of the road), and public transport had priority over cars because it holds more people, then traffic would be fixed. Less cars = less traffic, that's the only option, and it's proven. Look at the Netherlands for example. Everyone has a better experience, including cars, as there is less traffic.

  • @DonReba
    @DonReba 10 днів тому +32

    Eight years on, as self-driving cars start becoming reality, the drawbacks come into focus. Not Just Bikes just posted "How Self-Driving Cars will Destroy Cities".

  • @pratyuush99
    @pratyuush99 8 років тому +2147

    Don't know about you guys, but when staying in the middle maintaining a "safe distance" with the other cars as mentioned in 3:04, another car comes and occupies the "safe distance".

    • @thelonecabbage7834
      @thelonecabbage7834 8 років тому +375

      I know what you're saying, and fuck those people.

    • @shotoa2088
      @shotoa2088 8 років тому +269

      But what he was saying is that every single person did it then that wouldn't happen. Which is the reason why it won't work. The world will always have dickheads.

    • @angelgodplace
      @angelgodplace 7 років тому +12

      Pratyush Pandey then you readjust

    • @ben_clifford
      @ben_clifford 7 років тому +24

      I think it depends on where you're driving.
      In LA, maintaining a safe distance is impossible, because a steady stream of cars will fill the gap.
      In much of the American widest, the opposite is true.

    • @FrostMonolith
      @FrostMonolith 7 років тому +23

      Literally the only thing causing traffic jam in Indonesia

  • @Bismuth09
    @Bismuth09 3 роки тому +3203

    "Why did the chicken cross the road?" "To cause a chain reaction"

  • @taidi4038
    @taidi4038 3 роки тому +2426

    4:05 well that looks fun for pedestrians trying to cross the road

    • @mrfogfog1765
      @mrfogfog1765 3 роки тому +331

      pedestrian bridges are already used all around the word much safer and doesn't require stopping cars to let people cross, we might be able to pull it off

    • @michaeltaylor1866
      @michaeltaylor1866 3 роки тому +85

      Plus self driving cars have ways of detecting pedestrians, so technically they could just walk across... I think... don't quote me on that :D

    • @vishnutheetharappan7074
      @vishnutheetharappan7074 3 роки тому +157

      @@michaeltaylor1866 It's going to take practice for pedestrians though. Imagine walking into a lane of ongoing traffic, terrifying

    • @alhsihtisharfnao7816
      @alhsihtisharfnao7816 3 роки тому +10

      Would adding a few more sensors ensure that the cars detect a human crossing fairly early?

    • @gabrielgaming116
      @gabrielgaming116 3 роки тому +3

      r/woooosh

  • @Affirmbuttress
    @Affirmbuttress 2 роки тому +902

    I love how forcing everyone to buy a new smart car that will require a subscription to pay for constant software updates, will track and store your every location, is considered a solution that maintains your freedom more than providing the infrastructure required to walk or bike to a train that can get you close enough to walk or bike to your destination. 🤦‍♂️

    • @sinthujankethes
      @sinthujankethes 2 роки тому +1

      Masking a corporate for profit industry (automobiles) as the emobident of freedom to go where ever and whenever is misleading you thinking what you need NEGATIVE FREEDOM , ie from something. When really it's POSITIVE FREEDOM, ie freedom for something, is what give. So if walkable cities, protected network of bike infrasture, and great public transit existed alongside car infrastructure then you free choose how to move about instead of making car infrastructure at the expense other modes of transport.
      Also some car drivers are claiming a WAR ON CARS when implementing narrow streets, bike and bus lanes when it really is a WAR ON PEOPLE (WALKING, BIKING, AND TRANSIT) when we are asking for modes to provided instead of subsided auto infrastructure

    • @kingkazuma2239
      @kingkazuma2239 Рік тому +13

      Or just be a better driver

    • @leonpaelinck
      @leonpaelinck Рік тому +94

      @@kingkazuma2239 0:37
      This shows you exactly everything wrong with cars in a city.
      This has nothing to do with driving skills.

    • @veryrealperson3694
      @veryrealperson3694 Рік тому +38

      @@kingkazuma2239 this is bait right

  • @Wingnut326
    @Wingnut326 3 роки тому +2732

    Funny how the example with self-driving cars at intersections completely ignores crosswalks and pedestrians. traffic lights aren't just for organizing car traffic, they're also needed to let people cross the road, which require cars to stop, self-driving or not. self-driving cars won't solve traffic in a city because unlike subways, they are still subject to bottlenecks like freeway exits, and stops like crosswalks. i hope people realize this. rail is still the most efficient form of urban transportation.

    • @darklex5150
      @darklex5150 3 роки тому +73

      Key word "Urban".

    • @JeepnHeel
      @JeepnHeel 3 роки тому +89

      You're not getting the point of the video -- the number of self-driving cars will simply increase until the amount required to become self-aware and kill all humans. There was a great documentary back in the mid-80's that covered the science behind this.
      It almost doesn't need to be said, but obviously, in absence of people engineering them for food supply, chickens would simlly redevelop long range flight and sail gracefully over the unused crosswalks.

    • @40watt53
      @40watt53 3 роки тому +47

      Just get rid of humans.

    • @alecxander9573
      @alecxander9573 3 роки тому +67

      Ever heard of pedestrian bridge?

    • @Wingnut326
      @Wingnut326 3 роки тому +384

      @@alecxander9573 ever thought about if it's feasible to put 4 pedestrian bridges at every single intersection in a city? ever heard of wheelchair accessibility? have you ever actually been to a real city?

  • @bookle5829
    @bookle5829 3 роки тому +6269

    I used to agree with this a long time ago. But now I have to disagree. Make cities for humans, not cars. Give pedestrians walkability and some public transportations.
    It might be too late but if it's possible, make sure homes and commercials are close to each other so people can just walk.

    • @singletona082
      @singletona082 3 роки тому +289

      I want to be able to ride my bike for short errends. Get out ENJOY the process of going. For longer hops public transit.
      Look at the superblocks of madrid, or tokyo's train system.

    • @Fearabbit
      @Fearabbit 3 роки тому +136

      That is not a contradiction at all. You can have cities for humans, streets for self-driving cars, bike lanes for bikes, and sidewalks for humans as before. In fact, removing human-driven cars from the equation would probably lead to more efficient roads, so that less space is required for roads and more space can be attributed to sidewalks, plazas and so on.

    • @gamermapper
      @gamermapper 3 роки тому +33

      It's not too late. While urban planning and transportation sucks in North America, in East Asia and in Europe (including Eastern Europe too)

    • @willy4170
      @willy4170 3 роки тому +107

      @@Fearabbit but you have to consider that cars take a lot of space anyway already just because of their size, so the city can’t be compact, they need garages that are incompatible with townhouses, giant parking lots in front of stores, so they can’t be woven into the urban fabric but have to be placed into the suburbs, and even by making the most compact car ever, they still can’t fit into the narrow walkable city streets but they would need wide roads even in city centers

    • @othamneil8958
      @othamneil8958 2 роки тому +28

      @@willy4170 remove cars entirely, is what you're saying? That's an interesting idea altogether. But I have to ask, what about long distance transportation? Without cars, everyone would have to move close to where they work. It will be much harder to go to a place that is around 100 miles away, and when you're trying to move to a new house, how do you move all those stuff? Do you carry all of them and walk all the way to your new house? What about ambulances? What if someone on a street passed out with a chronic disease and has to go to a hospital, do you carry them there? Cars are fairly essential for a city. Removing them may cause more problems than it solves.
      I'd rather have a city with cars and full of traffic and parking lots and garages and wide incompatible dangerous roads, than a city with no cars at all. That's my choice.

  • @jamierawlins6743
    @jamierawlins6743 3 роки тому +8662

    “Be productive, buy a helicopter”- Jeremy Clarkson

    • @joycelinorellana2412
      @joycelinorellana2412 3 роки тому +77

      Speed and power

    • @lucyhuang6840
      @lucyhuang6840 3 роки тому +157

      Air traffic: Hello?

    • @sexyyoda7567
      @sexyyoda7567 3 роки тому +121

      @@lucyhuang6840 since air is 3d, traffic is going to be extremely less likely. But never zero.

    • @Abdul_Hakeem77
      @Abdul_Hakeem77 3 роки тому +16

      Be rich

    • @dhanush7474
      @dhanush7474 3 роки тому +80

      Get a monster truck and move over the vehicles without any damage

  • @LBRECK
    @LBRECK Рік тому +653

    When I saw this 6 years ago I was like "yeah! great idea! XD" Then I lived in places with public transit, regional rail, and subways now I'm like "NO, BAD IDEA :("

  • @vivek007cool
    @vivek007cool 5 років тому +1666

    Getting humans to change their behaviour??? Oh boy!!

    • @summushieremiasclarkson4700
      @summushieremiasclarkson4700 5 років тому +53

      You show this video here in India to try and improve driving, the first question you'll get is "what is a lane?". Bangalore traffic is nuts.

    • @joshuaalmeida3284
      @joshuaalmeida3284 5 років тому +8

      @@summushieremiasclarkson4700 lol ....come to Mumbai kid... u'll feel Bangalore traffic ain't that bad😂😂😂

    • @summushieremiasclarkson4700
      @summushieremiasclarkson4700 5 років тому +14

      @@joshuaalmeida3284 I lived in Sion for 4 years, trust me man, Bangalore is much worse now.

    • @dalsosegno
      @dalsosegno 5 років тому +2

      Woah youre the guy from the book i'm reaching

    • @AkshayAradhya
      @AkshayAradhya 5 років тому +7

      @@summushieremiasclarkson4700 Lanes ? People will ask "which is the road" while driving on footpaths

  • @josht6018
    @josht6018 7 років тому +769

    "Wishing upon a star that people are better than they are is a terrible solution every time"
    -CGP Grey
    One of the most profound pieces of wisdom on UA-cam

    • @MajesticSkywhale
      @MajesticSkywhale 7 років тому +15

      also perfectly explains the consistent failures of socialism

    • @esnipopulate9607
      @esnipopulate9607 7 років тому +1

      I don't get it tbh. Can someone explain?

    • @Lily-qp6qy
      @Lily-qp6qy 7 років тому

      ESN iPopulate wishing something will change won't change anything u have to actually do something

    • @tipinwings
      @tipinwings 7 років тому +1

      Lily people naturally make mistakes. Improving the system is way more reliable than requiring or expecting people to do a better job. You can study in how modern safety system of flight companies is established to understand it better.

    • @RicJG7
      @RicJG7 7 років тому

      The best organizations work with what they have, because humans are imperfect, trying to change them is not the way to go.
      Anyone can think of a silly traffic solution theory, but the one who can make the best out of the tools he has and actually make it work is the real genius.

  • @bagelbites4668
    @bagelbites4668 4 роки тому +2645

    imagine being the person to cause hour long traffic by switching lanes too quickly

    • @Adam-wo9ol
      @Adam-wo9ol 4 роки тому +41

      Why imagine when you can act? MWAHAHAHA

    • @ElizabethJones-pv3sj
      @ElizabethJones-pv3sj 4 роки тому +26

      Not that its always bad drivers, sometimes its bad road planning for a while I had to travel a route which was almost all freeway but required a short (about 1-2km I think but roads have been rebuilt since then so there's no map to check) journey along what had been the old main road for the area to get from one freeway to another and you entered on the left and had to exit on the right (with 2 sets of traffic lights in between) crossing 3 lanes. There was no way to do it except to push in (which is why the roads have now been changed).

    • @durdleduc8520
      @durdleduc8520 4 роки тому +21

      to be fair, if u live in a dense enough area and drive in it enough, u probably have without knowing. no one is a perfect driver, and though it’s ur job as a driver to minimize how often u cause traffic jams, ur gonna mess up at some point. it’s human nature to make mistakes.

    • @ariespisiti4220
      @ariespisiti4220 4 роки тому +11

      That's called driving a BMW

    • @yannikoloff7659
      @yannikoloff7659 4 роки тому

      Paris in the morning

  • @RedStormArtz
    @RedStormArtz Рік тому +999

    It's mindblowing how people will come up with all kind of ways to "fix traffic", always failing to realize that cars are the real problem of traffic

    • @liquidmagma
      @liquidmagma Рік тому +52

      So you're genius take on it is that car traffic is caused by cars. Wow.

    • @RedStormArtz
      @RedStormArtz Рік тому +194

      @@liquidmagma I'm sorry that you aren't capable of understanding my comment correctly. My take isn't genius at all, if anything it should be common sense but this video shows the opposite by displaying a solution in which cars still are the primary way of commuting.

    • @liquidmagma
      @liquidmagma Рік тому +26

      @@RedStormArtz No, you mistake your comment for being sensical. So my ability to understand it has nothing to do with it.

  • @abdulwasey3506
    @abdulwasey3506 5 років тому +11459

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To create a traffic jam.

    • @reluctance2849
      @reluctance2849 5 років тому +94

      To be an A hole*

    • @milez570
      @milez570 5 років тому +80

      so the snake eats the cars instead

    • @Psilocy
      @Psilocy 5 років тому +31

      The chiken's revenge

    • @misceryyt2897
      @misceryyt2897 5 років тому +6

      JAMMMMMMM?

    • @nasha710
      @nasha710 5 років тому +4

      Maybe gasoline company ordered

  • @mrpopenfresh
    @mrpopenfresh 3 роки тому +4817

    Transportation experts would tell you that you missed the fundamental challenge of traffic; there's too many damn cars. The solution presented optimizes traffic flow, but this gained efficiency will simply be filled by additional cars via a phenomenom called induced demand.This is the same thing we observe when a highway expands to additional lanes and immediately becomes congested.
    The reality is that as long as there is room on the roads, it will attracts and generate more trips. The efficiency solution here still has a hard cap caused by road geometry and will eventually become gridlock as well.

    • @DC5Brandon
      @DC5Brandon 3 роки тому +60

      Maybe true in larger cities, but I live in a metro of 1 million people. There was a traffic jam nearly every day on one of the major interstates, south and northbound during rush hours. Recently, one lane was added in both directions (from 3 to 4) and now I rarely see an accident or jam during the same commute, so there is a benefit in some communities by adding an additional lane.

    • @mrpopenfresh
      @mrpopenfresh 3 роки тому +262

      @@DC5Brandon Give it a year or so.

    • @robertlawson1790
      @robertlawson1790 3 роки тому +143

      @@DC5Brandon "recently"

    • @akaku9
      @akaku9 3 роки тому +39

      I feel like this is the human fallacy of noticing patterns that don't exist.
      Your assuming a perfectly opulent society where the amount of cars on the road is dependant on the space required for them.
      And that's a 5 year old's take.

    • @cymond
      @cymond 3 роки тому +66

      Do you truly believe that people go out driving during rush hour for no reason?
      Traffic certainly discourages travel, but that's not too say that lack of traffic encourages travel.
      I mean, the roadways are empty at 3AM, but I have nowhere to go, and no reason to go there. The vast majority of travel is because they're is an underlying reason to travel.
      Yes, opening an extra lane on the highway will often result in more cars taking the highway, BUT they are now taking the highway instead of the side streets and back roads. The total capacity of travel between A and B is still increased.

  • @TommoMcCluskey
    @TommoMcCluskey 3 роки тому +3370

    This must have been a pain to animate

    • @lionki7264
      @lionki7264 3 роки тому +5

      Ayyy Tommo

    • @ryclemo4942
      @ryclemo4942 3 роки тому +9

      Somones had this in their recommended

    • @muhammadfuzail1574
      @muhammadfuzail1574 3 роки тому +3

      3rd on checkmark

    • @eoghanburke2581
      @eoghanburke2581 3 роки тому +8

      Wow really didn't expect to see you here, of all people

    • @rayban5737
      @rayban5737 3 роки тому +2

      @@eoghanburke2581 nor did I can't believe it truthfully

  • @speedy9495
    @speedy9495 Рік тому +511

    0:13 You know what this reminds me of ? A train !

    • @tankman5783
      @tankman5783 Рік тому +15

      The boys fans when they see the color blue:

  • @rosieposiesnooor6891
    @rosieposiesnooor6891 3 роки тому +6246

    LESSON LEARNED: JUST HIT THE CHICKEN TO AVOID TRAFFIC

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +7867

    "That's the simple solution to traffic, getting humans to change their behavior"
    So it's rather an impossible task, rather than a simple solution.

    • @thedreamleader
      @thedreamleader 3 роки тому +104

      we have to make the street uncrossable for pedestrians to unlock the "simple solution to traffic"

    • @bronzeliver6735
      @bronzeliver6735 3 роки тому +60

      You are literally everywhere

    • @mashedpotetoo
      @mashedpotetoo 3 роки тому +2

      So true, so true…

    • @mikewade777
      @mikewade777 3 роки тому +12

      Simple solution... pedestrianise every town and City and put the car park 2 miles out of town

    • @maximilianocortes2289
      @maximilianocortes2289 3 роки тому +4

      This, if we could adjust the problem to fit our solutions, literally every solution would work

  • @Highway-Hobo
    @Highway-Hobo 3 роки тому +1306

    "always in the middle" = I left a gap that everyone else is now exploiting and cutting me off

    • @SoCal_Jeff
      @SoCal_Jeff 3 роки тому +158

      Yep. Leave a gap, someone cuts in, leave a gap again, someone else cuts in... It's almost like you're moving backwards after 10 cars pull that nonsense.

    • @booksrule0240
      @booksrule0240 3 роки тому +55

      Exactly! You have to drove like a deranged a hole not to get cut off all the time. Drive safe and polite and you just get cut off.

    • @JuliuszCovers
      @JuliuszCovers 3 роки тому +45

      And even on one lane roads: you position yourself in the middle, then the one in the back comes closer, so you accelerate to be in the middle, it repeats, and hey, you’re now tailgating.

    • @christianabandabella235
      @christianabandabella235 3 роки тому +18

      @@JuliuszCovers solution, maintain a 2 seconds gap to the car in front, which you INCREASE to 3-4 seconds if you get tailgated from behind.

    • @majidqureshi100
      @majidqureshi100 3 роки тому

      That is exactly what I was thinking.

  • @somegremlin1596
    @somegremlin1596 Рік тому +1319

    Grey: self-driving cars can accelerate at the same time
    everyone, apparently, in the comment section: *_it's a train_*

    • @AaronCMounts
      @AaronCMounts Рік тому +90

      Except unlike actual trains, the self-driving cars can act independently, taking everyone to their actual homes, instead of stopping at a station 5+km away.

    • @emmanuel1547
      @emmanuel1547 Рік тому +386

      @@AaronCMounts that's where you bring in efficient urban planning :)

    • @AaronCMounts
      @AaronCMounts Рік тому +40

      @@emmanuel1547 are you referring to, multi-floor, stack-pack housing, where no one can own their own place because we're all living in apartments? Not looking forward to a 'neighborhood' where everyone hears everyone else's toilet flushes and **ahem** "lively discussions".

    • @ポスターピクセル
      @ポスターピクセル Рік тому +165

      @@AaronCMounts Most walls and floors are internally soundproofed.

    • @ポスターピクセル
      @ポスターピクセル Рік тому +167

      @@AaronCMounts If the transit network is dense enough, most of the city would be in walking distance of stations.

  • @studiomg3212
    @studiomg3212 3 роки тому +3163

    These solutions always end up excluding humans from the equation 😂

    • @frankbank8720
      @frankbank8720 3 роки тому +140

      That’s because humans are nowhere near perfect so when looking for a perfect or close to solution it will never include humans.

    • @happydemon3038
      @happydemon3038 3 роки тому +79

      @@frankbank8720 AI meanwhile is perfectly wrong.
      AI is perfect, but it's designer isn't. If you program an AI to drive forward and not collide with cars, but there's a person in front of it, it will carry out it's program perfectly.
      If a wheel falls off, it will keep driving, even if that later results in it sharply turning left the next time it slows down at a traffic crossing.
      AI is perfection made by the imperfect.

    • @emanuelneagu14
      @emanuelneagu14 3 роки тому +20

      @@happydemon3038 if you think at all of the possible situations that can occur and prepare the AI for all with programming, to make AI's inability to adapt unimportant, its perfection makes the performance maximum.

    • @879PC
      @879PC 3 роки тому +30

      I heard a wonderful quote from a motorcycle instructor: "a motorcycle is a wonderful, safe piece of machinery, until you put us monkeys on it"

    • @chungonion
      @chungonion 3 роки тому +22

      @@frankbank8720 And then you have forgotten the pedestrians!

  • @Livereater
    @Livereater 5 років тому +497

    a lot of people are selfish drivers that cause traffic problems. all roads require teamwork to keep vehicles flowing.

    • @RandomVids519
      @RandomVids519 5 років тому +1

      Livereater00 who cares about vehicles behind them seriously

    • @XDbored1
      @XDbored1 5 років тому +6

      polite drivers also often cause traffic for example there is a T junction there is 1 car waiting at the bottom of the T and 20 cars traveling across the T but the the 3rd car traveling across the T feeling bad for that 1 car stops in the middle of the road to let that one car merge this causes undue traffic for the remaining 16 cars another phantom intersection 1 good doesn't undo 16 wrongs

    • @shehransalam4838
      @shehransalam4838 5 років тому

      What if you're the selfish driver?

  • @JoeyBilbo
    @JoeyBilbo 5 років тому +867

    This is literally exactly what I think about every time I drive. The phantom intersection thing is so true

    • @Nwy9r
      @Nwy9r 5 років тому

      Joey Zoota-Lucero so do i !!

    • @JHJHJHJHJH
      @JHJHJHJHJH 5 років тому +8

      It's something I've instinctually known since I first started to drive but my goal these days is to stop my annoyance.
      I can't make other people drive properly so, when I inevitably get caught by these slow fools at a traffic light, I take a breath and accept it because it will continue to happen but I have no control over it (only over my reactions).

    • @xDukii
      @xDukii 5 років тому

      stupid ass people thats what they are

    • @skipperg4436
      @skipperg4436 5 років тому +2

      If only everybody could see what happens ~5-10 cars in front of them, right?

    • @user-ht7pw6iv7q
      @user-ht7pw6iv7q 5 років тому

      667th like.

  • @kentonporter1659
    @kentonporter1659 Рік тому +680

    “A simple solution to traffic” is an ironic title seeing how in his best way to fill a plane video he says that a simple answer is usually wrong.

  • @mrJety89
    @mrJety89 3 роки тому +833

    Yo will need to have self-driving pedestrians to cross the self-driving streets.

    • @JohnPaulBuce
      @JohnPaulBuce 3 роки тому +7

      footbridges and pedestrian lanes: cool

    • @JackTheMurderer
      @JackTheMurderer 3 роки тому +78

      @@JohnPaulBuce so you have to cross several bridges to buy groceries. That's a nice cardio, you just have to convince disabled and elderly people.

    • @JohnPaulBuce
      @JohnPaulBuce 3 роки тому +2

      @@JackTheMurderer among us

    • @JohnPaulBuce
      @JohnPaulBuce 3 роки тому +21

      @@JackTheMurderer then get a self driving disabled and elderly people, problem solved

    • @unserkatzenland8884
      @unserkatzenland8884 3 роки тому

      Drive a motobike? Imean we could just make multiple public motorbike stations like bus stations that would constantly carry ppl to other side like boats.

  • @obscuritygc3821
    @obscuritygc3821 4 роки тому +1710

    CGP Grey’s solution to everything
    Step 1: get rid of humans
    Step 2: prosper

    • @trypptrapp266
      @trypptrapp266 4 роки тому +17

      Kinda, more like let robots take the jobs tasks that our monkey brain can only do so good.

    • @eddiebedz
      @eddiebedz 4 роки тому +12

      Step 3: profit

    • @obscuritygc3821
      @obscuritygc3821 4 роки тому

      Why did this get so many likes?

    • @bbmm9541
      @bbmm9541 4 роки тому +1

      3. Get rid of chicken crossing the streets

    • @casual5813
      @casual5813 4 роки тому +1

      Polulation reduction yaaay

  • @treeminator7009
    @treeminator7009 8 років тому +937

    So the chicken crossed the road just to fuck up traffic? guess that answers that

  • @WayneLewisRSP
    @WayneLewisRSP 2 роки тому +71

    I write 5 years from the future and I am so glad that the nirvana of self driving cars has enveloped us right on schedule and traffic has ceased to exist and the underfunding of public transport has had zero negative impacts because we have driverless cars.

  • @jasonb111222
    @jasonb111222 3 роки тому +559

    "Stay in the middle" doesn't work when the person behind you is tailgating no matter what//other people just fill the gaps in front

    • @OHYS
      @OHYS 3 роки тому +23

      Yeah that's his point

    • @milkysue5496
      @milkysue5496 3 роки тому +55

      I work near London and if there is a space big enough for a car, some cunt is going to squeeze his car in that gap no matter what. And then 5 minutes later I'm overtaking him and thinking, was all the aggressive driving to gain nothing even worth it?

    • @kenmtb
      @kenmtb 3 роки тому +7

      @@milkysue5496 that is infuriating. Idiots abound everywhere. Same here in NY.

    • @acesaylor204
      @acesaylor204 3 роки тому +1

      @@milkysue5496 happens all the time in any medium to large city. Some people just have such large egos or whatever that they like to pretend they are racing the other cars in traffic. Thats my theory at least. It explains why some angry backwards cap dude will aggressively go around you at a red light just to get into the lane with one less car in it and then he gets mad when the light switches to green and the lane he switched into is slow, and then starts raging when 3 people don't allow him to cut them all off so he can merge back into the lane he has to be in.

  • @WMTeWu
    @WMTeWu 8 років тому +644

    That feeling when you want to thumb up the video just to notice that you already did...

  • @guyosana9511
    @guyosana9511 3 роки тому +501

    The funniest thing about this is that now standing in traffic will annoy me more because i now understand why it happens...

    • @TCP2k10
      @TCP2k10 3 роки тому +32

      I can confirm that driving gets way way worse when you realize 90% of traffic is caused by unskilled, unintelligent, distracted drivers

    • @Wendy-ly6tl
      @Wendy-ly6tl 3 роки тому +4

      Traffic= NOSEY people. Clearly one does not stop to help; therefore, just move and keep on driving. Too many busybodies. Again. Traffic is the result of NOSEY PEOPLE.

    • @bestgamershighlights7054
      @bestgamershighlights7054 3 роки тому +3

      How are you standing in traffic??

    • @ih82r8
      @ih82r8 3 роки тому

      YES!!!

    • @regulate.artificer_g23.mdctlsk
      @regulate.artificer_g23.mdctlsk 3 роки тому +1

      >Standing in traffic
      >"I now understand why it happens"
      So you're the chicken standing in the middle of the road?

  • @leonpaelinck
    @leonpaelinck 2 роки тому +588

    Oh yes, creating a system that allows for even more cars on the road is obviously the perfect solution.

    • @cyberlord64
      @cyberlord64 2 роки тому +16

      Self driving cars lead to less cars. Just because a car drives itself doesn't mean I will now buy three. In fact, I will most likely ditch the second car since now I can just call for it to pick me up, and when I am done, I can now send it to pick up any other family member. In fact, I don't even need to own one since I can just timeshare with a pool of people sharing the cost. Even if the car itself costs 100k, I could chip in along with 10 family members and have personal transportation ready to go.

    • @leonpaelinck
      @leonpaelinck 2 роки тому +50

      @@cyberlord64 I never said anything about owning multiple cars.

    • @maxbelov_
      @maxbelov_ 2 роки тому +10

      @@cyberlord64 Use Uber then

    • @Yusuf-ke5iu
      @Yusuf-ke5iu 2 роки тому +12

      @@cyberlord64 would you like your car to come with pre-ordered rubbish and horrible smells? i thought the point was personal comfort? and eaxctly how are 10 of you going to a 9-5 job at the same time in one car? uh oh, i forgot to buy the eggs, got to wait 2 hours to finish my cake.

  • @round5soundsfetchmetheirso827
    @round5soundsfetchmetheirso827 4 роки тому +522

    Just destroy every car in front of you.
    You can't have traffic if your're the only one driving.

  • @thomasbrown7760
    @thomasbrown7760 3 роки тому +1796

    everyone's talking about how Grey neglects to think of the invention known as trains but I am more interested in how Grey doesn't see how humans fit into a society like that... Like where in the ever loving heck to do pedestrians go? And do these citizens NEED a self driving car to get anywhere meaningful? I think Grey needs to remember that modern urban sprawl in cities like LA are TOXIC to ordinary citizens... the solution is things like higher density cities that are walkable! Delta roads with trams and lanes for bikes. You cant automise something like traffic as large populations that each own their small tank on the road are what it is causing traffic!

    • @Winasaurus
      @Winasaurus 3 роки тому +66

      He said no intersections, crosswalks still exist. Self driving cars can stop for pedestrians and carry on afterwards without issue.

    • @dyobodraode2554
      @dyobodraode2554 3 роки тому +49

      @@Winasaurus having self driving cars being the dominant type of car is literally a recipe for disaster.

    • @Daniel-uo9mh
      @Daniel-uo9mh 3 роки тому +19

      @@dyobodraode2554 why?

    • @dyobodraode2554
      @dyobodraode2554 3 роки тому +35

      @@Daniel-uo9mh it's extremely vulnerable to hacks. If we had a road dominated by these cars, people could hack a few and create chaos.

    • @comsox4915
      @comsox4915 3 роки тому +64

      @@dyobodraode2554 you can do the same with normal cars dumbass. just get like 4 normal cars to crash and you have done the same thing

  • @012.olalanalvinreyc.3
    @012.olalanalvinreyc.3 5 років тому +958

    I thought you were gonna say:
    "Just keep driving lmao

    • @essketit-vp7bk
      @essketit-vp7bk 5 років тому +9

      He kinda said that a little bit

    • @KiiroiKodomo
      @KiiroiKodomo 5 років тому

      Moo

    • @Themoment888
      @Themoment888 5 років тому +2

      Just keep swimming swimming swimming~

    • @aedofamily6245
      @aedofamily6245 5 років тому +2

      WHERE, IS, THE, OTHER, QUOTATION MARK????????

    • @WickedFlamezZ
      @WickedFlamezZ 5 років тому

      That’s basically it, drive like you have somewhere to be... the red light point is so real. I’m not sure what takes people so long to move their foot down. When I’m the first one at a light and it turns green I go and look back and the car behind me is like 6 car lengths back and just starting to go. Like it’s not hard, green = move ya shit.

  • @Tailspin80
    @Tailspin80 2 роки тому +77

    I used to race karts back in the 70s. One of the biggest fields I raced in was at the National championships - around 60 karts in each heat, all lined up on a grid four abreast. When the flag dropped it was a given that everyone hit the throttle flat out. Mostly this worked just fine and within ten seconds everyone was safely underway. But when something went wrong, like a kart at the front stalling, all hell would let loose with smashed karts, injured drivers and a red flagged race. This is why road drivers don’t all set off together, although cooperating self driving cars could.
    When traffic levels reach a certain point the flow gets chaotic. I suspect this would still be the case even with self driving cars if they were only coordinating with near neighbours.

    • @Jacksparrow4986
      @Jacksparrow4986 2 роки тому +10

      Self driving cars won't fix traffic. Providing viable, attractic alternatives to cars fixes traffic, as walking/cycling/public transit all have way better space efficiency.

    • @wren_.
      @wren_. Рік тому +3

      solution? build more trains.

    • @Tailspin80
      @Tailspin80 Рік тому +3

      @@wren_. The problem with all mass transport is that it doesn’t start and finish where you need it or at exactly the time you need. There has to be some other compelling reason to use it, planes being the obvious example.

    • @Keykhosrau
      @Keykhosrau Рік тому +1

      @@Tailspin80 The compelling reason is not being in traffic

    • @Tailspin80
      @Tailspin80 Рік тому +3

      @@Keykhosrau So unless you live right next to the bus stop or station how do you get there? We live in a normal sort of a house a couple of miles from the nearest station. Long walk, taxi ride, cycle… nothing quite as quick or convenient as climbing into the car in the drive. Traffic not much of a problem unless you live in the middle of a large city, particularly with WFH.

  • @chaos4395
    @chaos4395 4 роки тому +2522

    Morale of the story: *just run over chickens crossing the road*

    • @kirara4953
      @kirara4953 4 роки тому +30

      Exactly, the Dynamite gets it

    • @akshaypendyala
      @akshaypendyala 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @maujmasti1176
      @maujmasti1176 4 роки тому +41

      but still there will be someone who will pick up the dead chicken to cook and eat it😂😂

    • @niks.7299
      @niks.7299 4 роки тому +2

      this is actually the only right thing you can do if somebody is driving close behind you, if not you can try to hit the brakes

    • @shirsenduchandra2430
      @shirsenduchandra2430 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣

  • @anmol_28
    @anmol_28 4 роки тому +1486

    Disclaimer : This solution is not applicable in India.

  • @riciy
    @riciy 7 років тому +724

    it's funny that in german a snake (schlange) also means queue..

    • @123TeeMee
      @123TeeMee 7 років тому +45

      a long queue is a _lange schlange_

    • @rhielynx
      @rhielynx 7 років тому +18

      123TeeMee
      Is there german for "Longe Schlonge"?

    • @iceeNOW714
      @iceeNOW714 7 років тому +1

      Some Dude I literately lololol

    • @andreaszottl9989
      @andreaszottl9989 7 років тому +3

      Some Dude I ALREADY APOLOGIZE FOR THIS INFORMATION OVERLOAD!!
      Well in austrian dialect(viennese dialect wich is you guessed it spoken in vienna) there is such a thing as: "wos für a longe schlongan"(mind you that this sentemce is grammatically incorrect) and its mostly said by grumpy old man who like to complain a lot. Its rare under younger people to hear this sentence(im one of the younger people but you hear it a lot (older people ya know there a lot i work at a supermarket)). Oh and it means something along the lines of: "OH MY GOD THIS LINE IS SO BIG WHAT THE FUCK IS(or was it depends) TAKING SO LONG!!"

    • @giorgi642
      @giorgi642 7 років тому +14

      Queue means dick in french just sayin

  • @mercifulbull5813
    @mercifulbull5813 Рік тому +293

    *Public Transit* has left the chat

  • @jrskiller5735
    @jrskiller5735 3 роки тому +1833

    What did we learned today? If there ever is a chicken crossing the road, do not brake!

    • @HassanPoyo
      @HassanPoyo 3 роки тому +54

      You also now learnt that its spelt “brake” not “break”

    • @net_lag
      @net_lag 3 роки тому +10

      @@HassanPoyo thank you. For finding this comment

    • @arjunmadan318
      @arjunmadan318 3 роки тому +32

      Plus you get dinner for free
      (Although if I were you.......I'd try to remove the tire Marks on it......they give a bad ambience and taste to the dish)

    • @pdebie1982
      @pdebie1982 3 роки тому +6

      And what if it's a moose?

    • @arjunmadan318
      @arjunmadan318 3 роки тому +17

      @@pdebie1982 that's why 4×4 offroading SUVs exist

  • @kramittheforg3081
    @kramittheforg3081 5 років тому +1677

    The simple solution to solve traffic is *_to remove the human part of it_*
    edit: guys i said this as a joke why are you all conspiring down in the reply section

    • @SecretPesch
      @SecretPesch 5 років тому +101

      Agree. The problem isnt the cars but the assholes driving it

    • @askformoreinfowhichyouwont7510
      @askformoreinfowhichyouwont7510 5 років тому +44

      i like removing humans from the equation. less stupidity moar winz.

    • @valobrien9596
      @valobrien9596 5 років тому +11

      I hear you, but then again if we remove the humans from the equation then we wouldn't need all the cars. We'd still need goods vehicles though, trucks and vans etc.

    • @ElmiSpektr
      @ElmiSpektr 5 років тому +11

      How about banning cars altogether wherever possible given the damage they are doing to the planet?

    • @tacticalfall4505
      @tacticalfall4505 5 років тому +29

      “No man, no problem”
      Full quote: Death is the solution to all problems. No man, no problem. (Joseph Stalin)

  • @ganzgenau26
    @ganzgenau26 4 роки тому +2827

    *Me who doesn't even has a car *: hmm... Interesting!

  • @luvelty
    @luvelty Рік тому +56

    I wonder if CGP Grey still agrees with his 'solution' here.

    • @LiamC328
      @LiamC328 Рік тому +28

      of course, he hasn't stopped being american

    • @MakeVarahHappen
      @MakeVarahHappen Рік тому +11

      ​@@LiamC328 He lived in London when he made this.

  • @beanieteamie7435
    @beanieteamie7435 2 роки тому +777

    A bunch of cars working together in a chain... genius! If only someone had thought of this before.

    • @toukoenriaze9870
      @toukoenriaze9870 2 роки тому +36

      It's called a train xD

    • @lepmuhangpa
      @lepmuhangpa 2 роки тому +31

      Oh, what a brilliant idea. 😂

    • @firstnamelastname9237
      @firstnamelastname9237 Рік тому +23

      @@toukoenriaze9870 Trains don’t break off at 40 different locations and then keep going on entirely different routes.

  • @randomperson9732
    @randomperson9732 5 років тому +1425

    Thanos was just trying to reduce traffic jams all along

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna 5 років тому +8

      :'(

    • @z-beeblebrox
      @z-beeblebrox 4 роки тому +22

      There's truly nothing like being in a traffic jam for converting over to Thanos's cause

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna 4 роки тому +4

      z beeblebrox Traffic truly makes you think things.

    • @z-beeblebrox
      @z-beeblebrox 4 роки тому +27

      @@cheesecakelasagna *after Infinity War:* Jesus Christ, what lunatic thinks it's a good idea to kill an entire half of the universe?!
      *later, stuck in traffic:* I mean...it's ONLY half

    • @randomperson9732
      @randomperson9732 4 роки тому +1

      Thanos • No

  • @jackcooksey3224
    @jackcooksey3224 3 роки тому +581

    2:46 “tailgating is trouble”
    F150 drivers take note

    • @chaoslord8918
      @chaoslord8918 3 роки тому +58

      ALWAYS F150 drivers!!! With their damn high-beams on too.

    • @Hmmm-Interesting21
      @Hmmm-Interesting21 3 роки тому +57

      @Nylthanyr IV not when they blind others smh

    • @Daenerys_Targaryen
      @Daenerys_Targaryen 3 роки тому +6

      Welcome to tennessee

    • @sleepful1917
      @sleepful1917 3 роки тому +8

      @@chaoslord8918 ALWAYS WITH THE HIGH BEAMS!!! those were the bane of my existence when i drove at night for a living

    • @cowlysse
      @cowlysse 3 роки тому +6

      Bmw drivers :
      ***SWEATY NOTE TAKING***

  • @vinceb8041
    @vinceb8041 2 роки тому +144

    I think it is high time CGP acknowledged that he was on the wrong sides on this one. The future of cities is not disgusting avalanches of boxes choking up living space, it's obviously densified living space and public transit.

  • @OTGLeafie
    @OTGLeafie 5 років тому +2264

    Why am I watching this. I dont even have a license...

  • @manmeetsingh4719
    @manmeetsingh4719 4 роки тому +1086

    Video: shows a highway with 4 lanes and people driving in their lanes
    Me, an Indian: Impossible

    • @aryanchavan6053
      @aryanchavan6053 4 роки тому +23

      Relatable asf

    • @pekachu2260
      @pekachu2260 4 роки тому +45

      Same with the Philippines, I did not even know lanes existed until I saw a typical road picture, if I remember correctly XD mostly made up of intersections, not highways

    • @jadoo782002able
      @jadoo782002able 4 роки тому +5

      Same in pakistan

    • @TheOutsideFox
      @TheOutsideFox 4 роки тому +4

      Same in Nigeria

    • @varunbodakuntla7064
      @varunbodakuntla7064 4 роки тому +2

      True

  • @jamming4657
    @jamming4657 5 років тому +903

    "I dream of a better world, where chickens can cross the road without being quested for their motives."

    • @AdamsBrew78
      @AdamsBrew78 5 років тому +12

      But...Why DID the chicken cross the road? It’s one of the great mysteries of life.

    • @slamwall9057
      @slamwall9057 5 років тому +21

      @@AdamsBrew78 to start a traffic jam

    • @amonmoseley5663
      @amonmoseley5663 5 років тому +1

      Secret Agent Randy Beans Cowabunga chicken simulator on roblox

    • @creenelmc6953
      @creenelmc6953 5 років тому

      Nice one.

    • @리주민
      @리주민 4 роки тому

      I'm more worried about the squirrels that cause accidents and high five each other. 🐿🐿

  • @Specter_816
    @Specter_816 Рік тому +28

    4:05 Pedestrians: am i a joke to you?

  • @properhoc2303
    @properhoc2303 2 роки тому +279

    You have just convinced me that self driving cars are a bad idea. It would just lead to more cars, not fewer, untill be get back to the old problem but worse.

    • @leonpaelinck
      @leonpaelinck 2 роки тому +6

      And even if it does work like he says, it would cause even more air pollution

    • @novacolonel5287
      @novacolonel5287 2 роки тому +9

      @@leonpaelinck Neither of your statements are true for a multitude of reasons. It would lead to fewer cars that were not owned by individuals, but instead being used my several people while driving much more hours per day than your monkey car.
      Air pollution is also a non issue because self driving technology is complemented much better by electric drivetrains with their extremely predictable traits.

    • @scottwhitman9868
      @scottwhitman9868 2 роки тому +15

      @@novacolonel5287 because electricity is renowned for not causing any air pollution in its production

    • @riceboiii2937
      @riceboiii2937 2 роки тому +2

      @@scottwhitman9868 plus the space cars take up increases air pollution because of the production of the materials used to house the cars

    • @NeoKingArthur
      @NeoKingArthur 2 роки тому +6

      @@scottwhitman9868 That wasn't really the point though. The point is that the pollution production is eliminated from the cars themselves and instead it is reliant on the cleanliness of the electricity production itself. You eliminate one problem by handling it to one corner, then solve that problem. So as long as the electricity production itself is coming from renewable sources like Wind, solar, hydro, and when it eventually happens.. Fusion. then the entire supply chain of energy production and usage would be totally clean.

  • @clevergamer469
    @clevergamer469 7 років тому +371

    There is always one idiot on the road

    • @HRTGEChannel
      @HRTGEChannel 7 років тому

      Clever Gamer agree

    • @akmccas
      @akmccas 7 років тому +4

      Clever Gamer I disagree. there's way more than one

    • @Zoza15
      @Zoza15 7 років тому +3

      Those idiots have to be made driver less first.

    • @EnterJustice
      @EnterJustice 7 років тому +12

      We're *all* idiots sometimes. I don't know a single person who can honestly say they've never been distracted or made some poor split-second decisions while driving.

    • @Christopher876
      @Christopher876 7 років тому +14

      There is also always this one jackass that presses his brakes constantly even though nothing at all is in front of him, forcing you behind him to have to press it with him because you don't know if he is really going to stop this time.
      Swears these fools are the most annoying things to see.

  • @ukrd94
    @ukrd94 8 років тому +549

    i try to keep the space between me and the car in front but there's always that one idiot that thinks they can switch lanes onto the space.

    • @KaptenN
      @KaptenN 8 років тому +75

      Honk really loudly and ram them off the road.
      I'm not say that doing so would be a legal or okay thing to do, but it what they would deserve.

    • @Sumiyeco_boutique
      @Sumiyeco_boutique 8 років тому +14

      That's what I keep saying. Good drivers end up last

    • @ArthurIsaak
      @ArthurIsaak 8 років тому

      +

    • @Huyvovo903
      @Huyvovo903 8 років тому +3

      About to post something like this. There are always morons who are clueless at how traffic works thinking that they're some kind of l33t driver by doing stupid shits on the road.

    • @CJT3X
      @CJT3X 8 років тому +6

      idk... I often take evasive maneuvers to get around slow af drivers and easily reach 80+ mph in congested areas zooming past all of the idiots that don't know what tf the left lane is meant for.

  • @RamadaArtist
    @RamadaArtist 2 роки тому +48

    A positive behavior YOU can employ now, is to actually give extra room to the vehicle in front of you. Driving slightly slower than traffic in order to create a gap to the car in front of you, and then driving at the speed of traffic means that you (and by extension everyone behind you) have several extra seconds to react to potential pre-jam behavior from the car in front, all while only inconveniencing people behind you of no more than a few additional seconds of travel time. This extra space can allow the beginnings of an actual jam to resolve themselves before cascading into a total traffic stoppage that propagates down the line. A few people doing this every fifty cars or so can significantly buffer against traffic ever stopping entirely.

    • @leonpaelinck
      @leonpaelinck 2 роки тому +2

      Isn't that exactly what he means with "always in the middle"?

    • @johnwalker1058
      @johnwalker1058 Рік тому +11

      Unfortunately, while your solution is reasonable, this would require people to practice the skill of "delayed gratification." Specifically, people would have to be willing to trade off a couple of seconds of faster travel up front for smoother sailing for the entire journey as a whole. And from experience, the practice of delaying instant gratification is something that a distressingly large number of people seem to struggle with immensely.

  • @esthert-g7280
    @esthert-g7280 3 роки тому +1639

    "Back in the day, it would take me a whole TWENTY MINTUES to get to school" *grandkids gasp* "we had this thing called Traffic..."

    • @lavenderlilacs
      @lavenderlilacs 3 роки тому +72

      The fact that this might actually be a thing

    • @vishnutheetharappan7074
      @vishnutheetharappan7074 3 роки тому +78

      Grandpa why didn't you just teleport?

    • @AAAAAA-qs1bv
      @AAAAAA-qs1bv 3 роки тому +24

      you have summoned the whole long commute gang to tell you 20 minutes is really short.

    • @lavenderlilacs
      @lavenderlilacs 3 роки тому +3

      @@AAAAAA-qs1bv :0 like one of those take the train people ?

    • @hebercluff1665
      @hebercluff1665 3 роки тому +10

      @@vishnutheetharappan7074 oh ho ho, kids, that's because they didn't invent magic yet. Back in my day, we didn't have a school called Hogwarts

  • @CrazySeanYT
    @CrazySeanYT 3 роки тому +402

    Imagine how drastically a single chicken could change the future .

    • @Has7DCT
      @Has7DCT 3 роки тому +1

      It might change time 😲

    • @galaxy4719
      @galaxy4719 3 роки тому

      To go to the other side

    • @dskygn
      @dskygn 3 роки тому +3

      Never underestimate chickens power.

    • @xhantTheFirst
      @xhantTheFirst 3 роки тому +1

      But why did it cross the road

    • @nahclassified284
      @nahclassified284 3 роки тому +2

      @@xhantTheFirst it had ligma

  • @abloogywoogywoo
    @abloogywoogywoo 8 років тому +607

    So taking humans out of any equation equals instant success.
    I'm pretty sure insurance companies in their deathroes would object to progress.

    • @hjorturerlend
      @hjorturerlend 8 років тому +32

      It does - pretty much anything can work if you take human control (or lack thereof) out of the equation.
      Safe and efficient roads? Check
      99.99% efficiency in all practical aspects of society? Check
      Communist utopia? Check

    • @TheSneakyAnderson
      @TheSneakyAnderson 8 років тому +44

      An insurance company's best customer is one who pays their monthly premium without ever having to file a claim on damage or loss.
      The question is, would you still want auto insurance for a self driving car?

    • @shallowabyss515
      @shallowabyss515 8 років тому

      i doubt everyon single car would be self driving, and even if they were, then there are still options to allow human error, like if the human took controll. system clitches, or satelite malfunctions could cause even more chaos than normal crashes.

    • @abloogywoogywoo
      @abloogywoogywoo 8 років тому +2

      ItsMeStalin - Stalin TV I suspect it would be a case of "I, Robot", the officer getting penalized for taking control away from the AI. If a human driver took control and caused an accident, they would face prosecution.

    • @shallowabyss515
      @shallowabyss515 8 років тому

      yep

  • @Ks.Kamcam
    @Ks.Kamcam Рік тому +56

    The united states, a car obsessed country, needs to be more locomotive-centric.

  • @cherrysouda
    @cherrysouda 3 роки тому +446

    i remember in kindergarten when my class lined up to walk somewhere i would think about how much quicker we could get out of the classroom if we all started moving at the same time

    • @darthbob8428
      @darthbob8428 3 роки тому +10

      Bruh stop tryna get likes we all know this ain’t real

    • @af57162
      @af57162 3 роки тому +59

      @@darthbob8428 The joke is you now look way dumber than him haha

    • @darthbob8428
      @darthbob8428 3 роки тому

      @@af57162 Um ok zoomed

    • @af57162
      @af57162 3 роки тому +32

      @@darthbob8428 Do you want to try again with your reply?

    • @mariafe7050
      @mariafe7050 3 роки тому

      @@darthbob8428 Proof?

  • @Nate-cm9jp
    @Nate-cm9jp 3 роки тому +1418

    This is sounding an awful lot like trains

    • @davidh4921
      @davidh4921 3 роки тому +15

      Yes a train that will go anywhere which would be nice.

    • @dospesentas
      @dospesentas 3 роки тому +28

      Except a train won't pick you up at your house when you want to go, then take you back (or anywhere else when you want to go). Let's not forget the trips that most people have to make just to get to/from the train.

    • @gulagkid799
      @gulagkid799 3 роки тому +105

      ​@@dospesentas Have you heard of walking, cycling, taking a bus, a tram, the metro or any other form of public transportation?

    • @sebastiandomingos335
      @sebastiandomingos335 3 роки тому +9

      @@gulagkid799 not everyone can bike or walk.

    • @yerdasellsavon9232
      @yerdasellsavon9232 3 роки тому +24

      @@sebastiandomingos335 ride your wheel chair to X place then

  • @chiefgaming8163
    @chiefgaming8163 3 роки тому +4891

    The simplest solution would be for everyone to not leave their house.

    • @nebulisnoobis102
      @nebulisnoobis102 3 роки тому +59

      Yeah if you just stay home then there will be no cars, and thus no traffic.

    • @mlgninja4503
      @mlgninja4503 3 роки тому +159

      The simplest solution would be for everyone to not be born.

    • @AuraBloodrose
      @AuraBloodrose 3 роки тому +59

      That did not age well

    • @LuneWatcher
      @LuneWatcher 3 роки тому +149

      @@AuraBloodrose this was yesterday??

    • @lennoxdarcyrichardstevenso5362
      @lennoxdarcyrichardstevenso5362 3 роки тому +24

      The simplest solution would be if we monkey

  • @ibm30rpg
    @ibm30rpg Рік тому +55

    It's funny how traffic "experts" know the pattern right before congestion happens yet still manage to get the big picture source wrong. How hard is it to realize that when too many people head in the same direction at the same time, obviously there is going to be a clump somewhere?

  • @jacobfowler8795
    @jacobfowler8795 4 роки тому +367

    *Moral of the story*
    _Traffic = You get eaten by snAke_

    • @awaji4226
      @awaji4226 3 роки тому +2

    • @spingleboygle
      @spingleboygle 3 роки тому

      Am I in a snake’s stomach!?

    • @n3ther1te
      @n3ther1te 3 роки тому

      AAAAA AAAAAA AAAAA AAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA

    • @smartart6841
      @smartart6841 3 роки тому

      @@spingleboygle no u were pooped out when the traffic ended

  • @james_smith05
    @james_smith05 5 років тому +1356

    Moral of the story: just run over the chicken

    • @manotoshsamaddar2142
      @manotoshsamaddar2142 5 років тому +4

      Lmao 😂

    • @fabioesini9092
      @fabioesini9092 5 років тому +3

      Lmao 😂

    • @90377Se
      @90377Se 5 років тому +3

      Lmao 😂 (1)

    • @HrishiBaney
      @HrishiBaney 5 років тому +2

      Your dumbass didn't even watch the whole video, did you? He spoke about the phantom chicken right after, where changing lanes causes jams.

    • @cheetah0716
      @cheetah0716 5 років тому +38

      Hrishi Baney This is obviously a joke...

  • @CRBarchager
    @CRBarchager 2 роки тому +790

    The problem with staying "in the middle" of two cars or staying 2 seconds apart from the car infront of you (learned this from my driving instructor) will just make it more likely that some driver will "take advantage" of this space and overtake you and place their car infront of you and the car that was infront of you and now you have to slow down because you're now not 2 seconds apart. It's a vicious circle.

    • @ronphillips2072
      @ronphillips2072 2 роки тому +37

      Pretty soon you're driving backward.

    • @RVBMichaelJCaboose
      @RVBMichaelJCaboose 2 роки тому +33

      an unfortunate consequence, but you're both still moving towards the same destination and if you do use the 2-second-rule, the brake check is considerably mitigated than if you decided to tailgate the car in front of you to prevent some asshole cutting in front of you suddenly

    • @JoePerdue
      @JoePerdue 2 роки тому +21

      alternatively, you give no space and the driver who actually needs the lane will need to force their way in, causing a delay in their existing lane.

    • @djkasdjkasdjdjdj
      @djkasdjkasdjdjdj 2 роки тому +6

      You can legally crash onto them ya know, just to teach a lesson

    • @Kyle-kc8cw
      @Kyle-kc8cw 2 роки тому +45

      This is a driving culture problem IMO. Just based on my experiences living in 3 countries (Malaysia, Thailand, and the Philippines).
      Traffic far, far more predictable in Malaysia tend to stay in their lanes and move when necessary...most of the time. Also people generally only overtake in the inner lanes.
      But in Thailand, things get a bit more messy but still predictable. Overtaking is left or right, doesn't matter. But, you can still also just maintain your speed without needing to "defend" your position from the car in front of you.
      In the Philippines...Ohhhhh boy. People drive like they're participating in a race. Maybe there's a reward in the end, who knows? But it sure seem like it. Any gap left between you and the car in front will be exploited. No one stays in their lane. Overtaking every vehicle along the path. I asked a driver why does everyone overtake everyone, he said some cars are going slow so just overtake them. It'll be faster.
      There's an irony to this... the same distance takes up to 4 times longer in the Philippines than it does in Malaysia. Because traffic is so unpredictable, they're all driving slower. And because traffic is so predictable in Malaysia, people tend to overspeed and drive up to 80 or sometimes even a 100 kmh in the streets. The same type of streets, traffic in Philippines go from 40 - 60 kmh because of the mess. Had they just stay in their lanes and follow a rhythm, traffic would go faster because it's more predictable and no one has to "defend" their position.
      Just my thoughts.

  • @ismoore999
    @ismoore999 Рік тому +15

    I have been in many countries where the simple red/amber/green light is replaced by a countdown of how long it will remain at that stage. I never knew if this solved the distraction problem as drivers had a better idea of how long they needed to wait.