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  • Опубліковано 9 сер 2017
  • too tired to make a title l0l i stayed up hours waiting for this to finish processing later nerds ima sleep now
    also thanks to this dude for the dope thumbnail / bluewolf_gamer
    twitter: / technothepig
    resource pack: www.mediafire.com/file/30hdmcl...
    server: mc.hypixel.net
    will i add you as a friend: no. absolutely not. under no circumstances. stop. i am very serious about this. it has been in the description of my videos for three years. there is 0 ambiguity about my answer to this question. i will now proceed to say no in 17 different languages, so that everyone is perfectly clear about the answer to this question. no. non. nein. nage. não. ne. nie. bú shì. nedda. nem. nahi. nah. nej. nann. nun. jo. nei.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 3,6 тис.

  • @OlexTheGreat
    @OlexTheGreat 3 роки тому +5419

    "Hello Techno"
    "Hello potato"
    Little did he know...

    • @christywright8078
      @christywright8078 3 роки тому +78

      Alexander Kovalenko LITTLE DID HE KNOW

    • @neodeneve5619
      @neodeneve5619 3 роки тому +10

      Hahaha

    • @o.-.2277
      @o.-.2277 3 роки тому +61

      *A potato flew around his room-?*

    • @o.-.2277
      @o.-.2277 3 роки тому +75

      I've just understood- potato war. AAA

    • @onlyarham
      @onlyarham 3 роки тому +28

      WHEN WAS THE PROHECY RECIEVED?
      in the vid that is (timestap)

  • @luisangelofrancia8982
    @luisangelofrancia8982 3 роки тому +3213

    2017 techno: "Respect women i agree"
    2020 techno: "You guys hate women over there? i need to reconsider sides"

  • @authorsan75
    @authorsan75 3 роки тому +193

    One of the things I really like about Techno is that he like yells when something bad happens like the other youtubers, but then he calms down within like two seconds, it's great

    • @kaijames2281
      @kaijames2281 16 днів тому

      Or he just like "I am the best bedwards player of all timmmeee"

  • @kra_hme
    @kra_hme 3 роки тому +77

    He’s so nice to his opponents, he gives them the good gg and doesn’t hit them with the L or F, he even complement them

    • @arnav5302
      @arnav5302 3 роки тому

      Lol 6 hours ago?????

    • @dadmeene
      @dadmeene 2 дні тому

      F is like rip kinda

  • @anaccount4354
    @anaccount4354 4 роки тому +1223

    "I will speed-bridge angrily in your direction."

    • @timmy9796
      @timmy9796 3 роки тому +40

      - Sun Tzu

    • @AndroCubed
      @AndroCubed 3 роки тому +20

      @@timmy9796 *W H E E Z E*

    • @skypfo734
      @skypfo734 3 роки тому +4

      @@AndroCubed it’s no that funny man

    • @AndroCubed
      @AndroCubed 3 роки тому +17

      @@skypfo734 Speech 100

    • @skypfo734
      @skypfo734 3 роки тому +5

      @@AndroCubed I purposely misspelled that to bait the grammar nerds

  • @albanybennett2685
    @albanybennett2685 3 роки тому +878

    "if I don't like me then who's gonna like me?" is so inspiring to me- like damn, never thought of it that way before

    • @dangerham8091
      @dangerham8091 3 роки тому +22

      yea when I heard that I felt that I should start liking myself a lot more

    • @isabelm2963
      @isabelm2963 3 роки тому +15

      My Mirror: Are You Sure About That?

    • @nikolaos6083
      @nikolaos6083 3 роки тому +1

      @@isabelm2963 :)

    • @adi-lf5eb
      @adi-lf5eb 3 роки тому +11

      its similar to that quote "why hate yourself when people already do that for you"

    • @sadnessofwildgoats
      @sadnessofwildgoats 3 роки тому +2

      time??

  • @squareexpert227pl9
    @squareexpert227pl9 Рік тому +131

    Who else is re-watching The King of Minecraft PvP after his death 😪🤧
    Rest Easy brother ❤️

  • @cupidfusj
    @cupidfusj 6 років тому +622

    he laughs it off to hide the crippling pain.

    • @mickeyds7171
      @mickeyds7171 6 років тому

      agree

    • @xoniterfos1048
      @xoniterfos1048 6 років тому +31

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    • @katawaya8101
      @katawaya8101 4 роки тому +15

      @@xoniterfos1048 I agree

    • @eatsomeplantsidot9437
      @eatsomeplantsidot9437 4 роки тому +1

      Case Robot same

    • @user-wz1jh3rh7z
      @user-wz1jh3rh7z 3 роки тому +1

      @@xoniterfos1048 Poggers mum.

  • @kyng1545
    @kyng1545 3 роки тому +4881

    He was so underrated at this time his Livestreams were always entertaining

  • @james8616
    @james8616 3 роки тому +61

    It’s nice when he actually has a sentient teammate, he gets happy and chats with them

  • @cclockwize
    @cclockwize 3 роки тому +54

    "Leave me alone- I am so done with this game."
    15 minutes later, still going...

  • @urdad7449
    @urdad7449 3 роки тому +586

    I love how I still come back to his bed wars streams even if it’s been years

  • @OninDynamics
    @OninDynamics 3 роки тому +223

    "We're just beating up poor people right now. Welcome to Bedwars."
    14:33

    • @felesnocis
      @felesnocis 3 роки тому +3

      I love how the beating up poor people has made a comeback with sir billiam. Techno really never changes

  • @undeniablySomeGuy
    @undeniablySomeGuy 3 роки тому +51

    21:09 is such a godly play. Techno is so cool ngl

  • @Josh-jj1lq
    @Josh-jj1lq 3 роки тому +82

    “His elbow was sticking through the wall and I smashed it” 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
    6:33

    • @maryjoycealcazara1606
      @maryjoycealcazara1606 2 роки тому +1

      I read this at the exactly time he said it and i know no one asked

  • @w0sky
    @w0sky 4 роки тому +465

    I just searched "pvp god" on youtube, and this video popped up first....
    what a madlad there...

    • @gremlinfifty2308
      @gremlinfifty2308 3 роки тому +4

      Try blood god and Potato King

    • @qcszx
      @qcszx 3 роки тому +4

      @awesome probably better than u. Stop hating and he is good

    • @DLAimations
      @DLAimations 3 роки тому +2

      awesome you must not have seen technoblade’s training arc he is not better than Calvin, but better than you

    • @lilacetone1
      @lilacetone1 3 роки тому

      Techno good pig

    • @theunchainedbeast9548
      @theunchainedbeast9548 3 роки тому

      Dude probably because this title is pvp

  • @zeyneppoyrazl253
    @zeyneppoyrazl253 3 роки тому +1530

    I love how he calls everyone young man but he is a young man himself
    Edit: Rest in peace Technoblade, he was taken far too soon. Rest well.

    • @miwiki6
      @miwiki6 3 роки тому +61

      well he was 17 when he streamed that, and these players were all toddlers

    • @Jole_7
      @Jole_7 2 роки тому +2

      i think he is older now

    • @Zeqa1223
      @Zeqa1223 2 роки тому +1

      Hes like 20 now

    • @carterjohnson7970
      @carterjohnson7970 2 роки тому +4

      @@Zeqa1223 21

    • @_W3ird0_
      @_W3ird0_ 2 роки тому +6

      @@carterjohnson7970 22

  • @alexisg7877
    @alexisg7877 3 роки тому +18

    Techno just becoming this blood thirsty, hound-track minded, parkour god while chasing the yellow dude was both absolutely amazing and absolutely terrifying. If I saw that while playing, I'd have been like hell no, turned around, and hoped he went after someone else besides me first.

  • @maximumcool25
    @maximumcool25 Рік тому +97

    These videos he did were amazing he was the best bedwars player RIP.

  • @OrangeC7
    @OrangeC7 4 роки тому +657

    24:50 I feel bad for this guy, he was trying so hard to be cool ;-;

  • @heinzwaseaten
    @heinzwaseaten 3 роки тому +195

    me: **searching pvp on youtube**
    Technoblade: heres the video, nice title right?

  • @Liebed
    @Liebed Рік тому +18

    It's been 4 years and now he's no more with us.... Techno u will never be forgotten ur legacy will continue

  • @illuminati457
    @illuminati457 Рік тому +26

    Hopefully your family sees this Techno and knows We’re all thinking of them

    • @grottyband8052
      @grottyband8052 7 місяців тому +2

      You have a kind heart

    • @elmancraft8158
      @elmancraft8158 7 місяців тому

      @@grottyband8052 bro that is 1 dollar only💀

  • @mynameisrobert1217
    @mynameisrobert1217 4 роки тому +698

    “That’s very untrue-
    *i like me* “

  • @dogsonjupiter
    @dogsonjupiter 3 роки тому +117

    him saying he's *going to college.* little did he know.

  • @abrahamlincoln2679
    @abrahamlincoln2679 Рік тому +7

    When do you think people die? When they are shot through the heart by the bullet of a pistol? No. When they are ravaged by an incurable disease? No. When they drink a soup made from a poisonous mushroom!? No! It’s when… they are forgotten.
    Dr. Hiriluk One Piece

    • @yassin1784
      @yassin1784 Рік тому +1

      One piece citation its amazing

  • @watcher6065
    @watcher6065 3 роки тому +36

    54:56
    This is just where I left off, I'm going to sleep now.

    • @humanbeing3359
      @humanbeing3359 3 роки тому +5

      i think it's time for you to wake up now

    • @utoobr8786
      @utoobr8786 3 роки тому +1

      @@humanbeing3359 omg they've been sleeping all this time, damn I need that from my melatonin.

    • @wibblwobbl
      @wibblwobbl 2 роки тому

      are they okay
      they've been sleeping for quite some time

    • @koerangi
      @koerangi 2 роки тому +1

      its been 7 months, u good bro

    • @galaxxi553
      @galaxxi553 2 роки тому

      Been eight months- guys I think they’re in a coma.

  • @OffenT
    @OffenT 6 років тому +227

    when techno's stream is off by a million years

    • @Technoblade
      @Technoblade  6 років тому +114

      yt editor hates me but it should be fixed now

    • @OffenT
      @OffenT 6 років тому +15

      Technoblade cool

    • @GoalSUBNOW
      @GoalSUBNOW 3 роки тому

      @@OffenT woah he responded

    • @jawsplayz
      @jawsplayz 3 роки тому

      Technoblade w o W

    • @goodfeelerman1475
      @goodfeelerman1475 3 роки тому +1

      @@GoalSUBNOW yah OffenT created some art for him as well as a few animations.

  • @keplerhuntress7003
    @keplerhuntress7003 3 роки тому +153

    "I should stream at least 4 hours a day" *streams for two hours combined over the month of August when he literally has nothing else to do*

  • @notsnorlax1212
    @notsnorlax1212 3 роки тому +12

    “K I’ll farm diamonds”
    Techno: _Good._

  • @muuko8448
    @muuko8448 3 роки тому +15

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Techno when the slightest thing goes wrong:
    “WHAT A SCAM.”

  • @parkzy7000
    @parkzy7000 6 років тому +118

    "I don't fear death" *throws out three diamonds in case*

  • @theplayablecatalog3199
    @theplayablecatalog3199 3 роки тому +212

    It took me an hour to realize he was saying "green team" and not "dream team" I was so confused.

  • @augustschmidt591
    @augustschmidt591 2 роки тому +13

    “I actually don’t care about surviving, but whatever, might as well”, one of the most relatable techno quotes I’ve heard to date.

  • @acaciagrace5211
    @acaciagrace5211 3 роки тому +10

    i’m having the time of my life watching these 3 year old streams ah they’re so nice for background sound, entertaining on their own, and nice to just listen to in general

  • @superd3clan_306
    @superd3clan_306 3 роки тому +146

    “Techno no one likes you”
    “That’s not true I like me!”

  • @ianvanhouten342
    @ianvanhouten342 6 років тому +323

    Techno, I don't think your ready for this challenge...
    play bedwars with a steering wheel

    • @gorillasmoothie1585
      @gorillasmoothie1585 3 роки тому

      @Gian Pedregosa he didn't do it

    • @cobalt2506
      @cobalt2506 3 роки тому

      What an original idea wow

    • @chips409
      @chips409 3 роки тому

      when he uses his third form maybe

    • @gorillasmoothie1585
      @gorillasmoothie1585 3 роки тому

      @@cobalt2506 where have you seen this then?

    • @cobalt2506
      @cobalt2506 3 роки тому

      Random Raccoon it’s literally another one of his videos except in bedwars, also so many other people commented it

  • @Fox8ball.
    @Fox8ball. 8 місяців тому +3

    "I will speedbridge angrily in your direction" 😂😂😂

  • @apristorm
    @apristorm 2 роки тому +6

    53:44 “The only good thing to come out of SAO was SAO abridged.” Holy shit, when i was first started watching techno’s content, i really liked his sense of humor bc it reminded me of sao abridged. I’ve been wondering for months whether or not he’s seen it and was really considering donoing so I could ask, but now i have confirmation that he has seen it. Thank you, random techno vod, for saving me $20 o7

  • @async7616
    @async7616 6 років тому +1452

    americans will never understand the life of playing hypixel at above 280ping

    • @donedid5685
      @donedid5685 5 років тому +15

      pang sam Stop being a a person who shows or feels discrimination or prejudice against people of other races, or who believes that a particular race is superior to another.

    • @lqstdragon1500
      @lqstdragon1500 5 років тому +175

      Yatarasu ب_ب You realised that it’s because of where they live right? Hypixel was made in America, so Americans get better ping.

    • @gho_zst
      @gho_zst 5 років тому +16

      I have 600 - 900+ ping

    • @parentsquare5912
      @parentsquare5912 5 років тому +8

      Foxey I get 30-50 ping

    • @jett4093
      @jett4093 5 років тому +2

      pang sam ikr

  • @JaJaBi
    @JaJaBi 3 роки тому +192

    youtube REALLY wants me to see this 3 years later

  • @AlejandroStash
    @AlejandroStash Рік тому +4

    RIP 1999-2022 you inspired millions of people around the world
    time to take a day off
    forever day off 😭😭😭

  • @lorpp6359
    @lorpp6359 2 роки тому +7

    “Technoblade No one likes you”
    Technoblade: “That’s very untrue, i like me” BRO IM DEAD LOOOOL

  • @ethanmaloney6652
    @ethanmaloney6652 4 роки тому +75

    12:30
    Techno blade: YOUR NOT EVEN USING UR SWORD
    *Guy actually uses his sword*
    Me: Confused Screaming

    • @spark6834
      @spark6834 4 роки тому +1

      I read that and right after Technoblade said it Luck: 9001

    • @Lg-xt5eh
      @Lg-xt5eh 3 роки тому +4

      Technoblade doesn't need a sword cause he is the blade

    • @Lg-xt5eh
      @Lg-xt5eh 3 роки тому +1

      Technoblade doesn't need a sword cause he is the blade

  • @mehgic2918
    @mehgic2918 6 років тому +1430

    I like streams...but i prefer lakes

    • @user-yb9fb3mf1w
      @user-yb9fb3mf1w 6 років тому +168

      I sea what you did there.

    • @rileigh289
      @rileigh289 6 років тому +28

      Odquweemo How the hell would you like lakes? I prefer waterfall streams

    • @parmie1001
      @parmie1001 6 років тому +14

      How fish that legal

    • @grammarpolice3064
      @grammarpolice3064 6 років тому +49

      You’re a beach

    • @YaboyLuos
      @YaboyLuos 6 років тому +37

      I sea water u did there!

  • @yourmomgay9059
    @yourmomgay9059 2 роки тому +13

    I know this was 4 years later but I need a way to cope with the recent news

  • @thomasliu8777
    @thomasliu8777 3 роки тому +6

    Owner: subscribe to techno
    Techno: "listen to the staff"
    *it happens every time*

  • @aakuraluv
    @aakuraluv 3 роки тому +123

    techno famous quotes:
    "... but whateverr"
    "what a scammmm"
    edit: "what a nerd!!"

  • @shamyself123
    @shamyself123 6 років тому +191

    1:27:16 congrats techno, you've learned how to edit

    • @joshhahn7269
      @joshhahn7269 6 років тому +4

      debunked LOL LOL LITTLE BIT

    • @QuinnV123
      @QuinnV123 6 років тому +7

      agree

    • @sylvie6598
      @sylvie6598 6 років тому

      XD

    • @iianii
      @iianii 6 років тому +8

      This was a live stream how would thhat be possible xD ???????? ?! !

    • @xrb
      @xrb 3 роки тому

      Cause this a vod

  • @BalmyFurball808
    @BalmyFurball808 Рік тому +3

    Rest in peace technoblade

  • @xyreace
    @xyreace 3 роки тому +12

    "Clearly Technoguild was just never meant to be." is he even foreshadowing now?

  • @hamallama4517
    @hamallama4517 3 роки тому +26

    "Having self-esteem doesn't count as being conceited I mean I am conceited but that's besides the point" pffff-

  • @JamesVictorArt
    @JamesVictorArt 6 років тому +38

    "I am so done"
    *Plays for another half hour*

  • @Majorite
    @Majorite 5 місяців тому +2

    "Technoblade nobody likes you"
    Technoblade: "That is VERY untrue. I like me!"

  • @darksepticey1238
    @darksepticey1238 3 роки тому +11

    "HOW MANY PEOPLE DO I HAVE TO STAB"-technoblade2017

    • @Zelxy
      @Zelxy 3 роки тому

      HE SAID THIS AS I READ IT

  • @markspam54
    @markspam54 6 років тому +52

    I just love his wittiness and sarcasm...

  • @insomniacwithanightlight222
    @insomniacwithanightlight222 3 роки тому +75

    People: I don't support techno because he's sexist
    Techno: Respect weamen

  • @Kerblox
    @Kerblox Рік тому +3

    Wilbur was right when he said,
    "So long blood god. Nobody could do it like you"

  • @SuperLeosid
    @SuperLeosid 3 роки тому +1

    The most entertaining 1 hour 30 mins, I've never felt like I was supposed to wait for a mini climax because the whole thing is wonderful

  • @palomarice5998
    @palomarice5998 6 років тому +28

    "he wants to kill me and add it to his montage" 😂😂😂😂

  • @ocindayo
    @ocindayo 3 роки тому +84

    52:46 “I’ve never met a good pvper who likes sao”
    I’m guessing you’ve never seen me play? Well, you’re right I’m horrible.

    • @BananaColada
      @BananaColada 3 роки тому +2

      Haha well I'm good at pvp just not a god but I do think sao is overated

    • @ocindayo
      @ocindayo 3 роки тому +1

      @@BananaColada eh no it’s not overrated. Not a whole lot of people like it. It stands where it should, a lot of people like it, and a lot of people don’t.

    • @eztliexe3276
      @eztliexe3276 3 роки тому +5

      @@ocindayo a lot of ppl pretend they don’t like it to fit in

    • @galloamarillo
      @galloamarillo 3 роки тому

      Hi there are many things to pvp

    • @vigilantminecraft8915
      @vigilantminecraft8915 2 роки тому

      I can pvp spent a month on pvp training and i like sao lol but i still wont name myself after it in mc since that's not my style

  • @ahpubgduu
    @ahpubgduu Рік тому +5

    Rest in Peace Legend

  • @fengzhenlee1561
    @fengzhenlee1561 Рік тому

    This one is really good! He's so powerful. Been binge watching his videos since the day, and really enjoyed this one!

  • @shrekinyourface7849
    @shrekinyourface7849 3 роки тому +46

    I listen to this video to sleep his voice is very calming

  • @MrDerps-dt3eo
    @MrDerps-dt3eo 3 роки тому +37

    Everytime Techno does something wrong he be like: WHAT A SCAM

  • @kerimdzihodziho8826
    @kerimdzihodziho8826 Рік тому +4

    R.I.P Techno

  • @imclown1062
    @imclown1062 2 роки тому +4

    HE MAKES IT LOOK SO EASYYY

  • @despg
    @despg 3 роки тому +88

    Nobody:
    The way how Techno wins, but it's only 1 word per sentence: *generator. iron. blocks. trinitrotoluene. bridge. slaughter. bridge. resources. kill. bridge. explode. bed. obliterate. win.*

    • @penguino14wee67
      @penguino14wee67 3 роки тому +1

      Correct

    • @nah4172
      @nah4172 3 роки тому +1

      What does trinitroluene mean ?

    • @sloooth1k
      @sloooth1k 3 роки тому +3

      @@nah4172 Its the long word for "TNT".

    • @nah4172
      @nah4172 3 роки тому +1

      @@sloooth1kwhy didn’t he just say TNT lmfao

    • @GaLaXy-yh4uj
      @GaLaXy-yh4uj 3 роки тому +4

      @@nah4172 it’s funnier than tnt

  • @pnewch9814
    @pnewch9814 3 роки тому +22

    this is so high quality HOW was technoblade this underrated

  • @ChromerMusic
    @ChromerMusic 3 роки тому +2

    The video title is the most iconic title in the yt

  • @astroace_
    @astroace_ 3 роки тому +3

    Technoblade: Don't buy a diamond sword.
    Also Technoblade: *proceeds to buy a diamond sword*

  • @girlyopog1147
    @girlyopog1147 3 роки тому +39

    moral of the story: whenever technoblade streams just spam "technoblade wont read this"

  • @icgkong5051
    @icgkong5051 6 років тому +114

    I love how technoblade looks out for his fans and has original titles unlike some other Minecraft youtubers *cough* *cough* Acidic Blitzz

    • @mango5812
      @mango5812 6 років тому +4

      icgkong stop trying to get pinned

    • @oOf-bm5vh
      @oOf-bm5vh 6 років тому +38

      icgkong you're forgetting preston. his videos have taken clickbait to an entirely new level

    • @icgkong5051
      @icgkong5051 6 років тому +14

      Theminecraft nub dude techno and acidic are friends. He wouldn't pin this.

    • @Ashtank04
      @Ashtank04 6 років тому +2

      icgkong my back is hairy

    • @oOf-bm5vh
      @oOf-bm5vh 6 років тому +1

      Ashxtank how interesting

  • @KnightOfTheMoon92buttsalot32
    @KnightOfTheMoon92buttsalot32 3 роки тому +5

    Dude this is so entertaining I didn't even notice half an hour go by

  • @chrisdottg
    @chrisdottg 3 роки тому +6

    who honestly felt calm listening to techno's keyboard

    • @gazgiblin
      @gazgiblin 3 роки тому

      :)

    • @illenialLisette
      @illenialLisette 2 роки тому

      Me. Honestly the whole thing does that to me. The keyboard, him talking, the mouse clicks. I've fallen asleep a few times like that.

  • @jaggermoen5628
    @jaggermoen5628 3 роки тому +31

    why am I getting recommended this so much lmao i remember vividly watching this 3 years ago

  • @isaacfeeds
    @isaacfeeds 6 років тому +27

    I started watching you last month and I absolutely love you!!

  • @Googawd
    @Googawd 5 місяців тому +3

    This just got recommended for me

    • @Minato.Namikaze_
      @Minato.Namikaze_ 4 місяці тому +2

      Yup, even I noticed yt is recommending techno which I m actually happy about. What do u think what's the reason for random old techno video recommendations

    • @Googawd
      @Googawd 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Minato.Namikaze_ No clue man, but I'm happy it's also recommending it to me. Brings back nostalgia

  • @asperquince4902
    @asperquince4902 3 роки тому +3

    techno saying ""PICKLE RICK!!" is everything i never knew i needed

  • @kirk_kirksman4503
    @kirk_kirksman4503 6 років тому +26

    54:33 I honestly thought he was about to say something..else... XD

    • @bbaofu
      @bbaofu 3 роки тому

      Kirk_Kirksman what else could he possibly said? ;m;

    • @helo8517
      @helo8517 3 роки тому

      Wdym

  • @senan4745
    @senan4745 6 років тому +393

    Peeveepee*

  • @twiginater5220
    @twiginater5220 2 роки тому +2

    Technoblade: wins even when slow bridging
    Now: have a 5% of winning even when telly bridging

  • @user-xs3yp9hm2f
    @user-xs3yp9hm2f 3 роки тому +1

    Techno: I'm gonna go wipe out red cuz I'm bored
    Me: failing to kill an afk person

  • @lilwoozie9107
    @lilwoozie9107 3 роки тому +6

    "thank you very much" - technoblade

  • @imboredron7707
    @imboredron7707 6 років тому +252

    You deserve so many subscribers that there is not even a number that defines it!

    • @aheckinduck2946
      @aheckinduck2946 6 років тому

      There*

    • @iamhumungus5114
      @iamhumungus5114 6 років тому

      lol ikr like 500k atleast

    • @jeynyx-hypixelmoderator9407
      @jeynyx-hypixelmoderator9407 6 років тому +8

      I love how hard this child is trying to get his posts pinned *facepalm* lolol

    • @iamhumungus5114
      @iamhumungus5114 6 років тому +1

      JeyNyx - Hypixel Moderator so true 😂😂😂

    • @mango5812
      @mango5812 6 років тому

      JeyNyx - Hypixel Moderator u a mod on hypixel if u are ban me for 1 day my ign is theminecraft_nub

  • @Alfie_shores1579
    @Alfie_shores1579 Рік тому +4

    RIP i really miss him

  • @Pegolodon_
    @Pegolodon_ Рік тому +4

    R.i.p Technoblade

  • @everam8273
    @everam8273 6 років тому +8

    "I have never met a good pvper who likes sword art online" proceeds to get comboed by a sword art online fan

  • @p7nk846
    @p7nk846 3 роки тому +8

    WHEN HE TYPES I CANT AJFDJHFSD

    • @chewy6358
      @chewy6358 3 роки тому +1

      HE’S SAID BEFORE THAT HE TYPES WITH HIS TWO POINTER FINGERS😭😭😭

    • @p7nk846
      @p7nk846 3 роки тому

      @@chewy6358 HSHSJSJ😭😭

  • @nathancarver7179
    @nathancarver7179 3 роки тому +2

    The speed at which this man hits his space bar is insane.
    You can *hear* it when he goes to jump even just once.

  • @ashtimbo
    @ashtimbo Рік тому +3

    well atleast my favourite technoblade video will never die

  • @itaidatner9398
    @itaidatner9398 6 років тому +19

    27:00 he's teammate is amazing

  • @pxte7656
    @pxte7656 6 років тому +5

    "That's very untrue i like me"

  • @fortifiedphoenix1118
    @fortifiedphoenix1118 2 роки тому

    I love how blunt and simply put techno had everything, didn’t even bother to capitalize pvp I love it😂

  • @charlee___9147
    @charlee___9147 Рік тому +2

    I like falling to sleep to his old videos cause sometimes I see him in my dreams and it helps alot

  • @existingperson5598
    @existingperson5598 3 роки тому +3

    blue team: *places wool to make tehnoblade fall off the map chasing him*
    tehnoblade: anyways i stopped moving

  • @DarkShadow_55
    @DarkShadow_55 3 роки тому +4

    "if i dont like me then whos going to like me" ive never felt a quote hit so close to home

  • @surajpunam44
    @surajpunam44 Рік тому +6

    After technoblade death his subscribers are increased to 15M and before death was only 10M

  • @oksnehaaaa7
    @oksnehaaaa7 8 місяців тому +2

    And youtube recommended me it after 6 years😭

  • @bonanaboi
    @bonanaboi 3 роки тому +4

    Man I love Techno’s thumbnails, they’re so over the top and silly