the never-ending search for a good bedwars teammate

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  • @thatoneguy3331
    @thatoneguy3331 5 років тому +6840

    "Im not a pvp god"
    *Wins 2 weeks of Minecraft Monday in a row*

    • @Ivan-ek2cu
      @Ivan-ek2cu 5 років тому +197

      The only like good player is vikk the rest havent practiced pvp or downloaded the game last week

    • @blonk3515
      @blonk3515 5 років тому +14

      Ivan lmao ikr

    • @Silvia.Sparks
      @Silvia.Sparks 5 років тому +37

      And gets best individual week 3

    • @alrightytighty1572
      @alrightytighty1572 5 років тому +87

      It’s because all the Minecraft youtubers are casuals. When’s the last time you heard of DanTDM winning a tournament?

    • @Alex-bf3re
      @Alex-bf3re 5 років тому +8

      And wins one more

  • @xiarn1
    @xiarn1 4 роки тому +1210

    Techno 3 years ago: "4k viewers wow"
    Techno now: Anything less than 200k - "My viewer retention is going down"

    • @thequackyest3604
      @thequackyest3604 3 роки тому +6

      funny boi

    • @ThatUser
      @ThatUser 3 роки тому +7

      time to stab some homeless teletubby(in minecraft) to get it back up

    • @poseidon2559
      @poseidon2559 3 роки тому +4

      @@ThatUser why not irl?

    • @ThatUser
      @ThatUser 3 роки тому +5

      @@poseidon2559 Then will only have 1 boost but can repeat it in minecraft

    • @poseidon2559
      @poseidon2559 3 роки тому +4

      @@ThatUser big brain

  • @KooperLia
    @KooperLia 4 роки тому +3012

    When technoblade wasn’t known and feared by everyone

    • @williamrodriguez8968
      @williamrodriguez8968 4 роки тому +8

      Haha

    • @whiskii2939
      @whiskii2939 3 роки тому +16

      @TechnoGoon Eprrockstar I had a stoke reading that

    • @forgenic2700
      @forgenic2700 3 роки тому +24

      this was when he had his funniest content and didn’t have all of the annoying stans

    • @larry4206
      @larry4206 3 роки тому +8

      I was his biggest fan then but everyone of my friends was obsessed with dream

    • @fl4kgiftedg305
      @fl4kgiftedg305 3 роки тому +3

      @@whiskii2939 stroke?

  • @MidEri.
    @MidEri. 2 роки тому +2101

    these old vods are such a comfort, just knowing he was here and that we'll always have them to remember him by

  • @rrandomness5758
    @rrandomness5758 5 років тому +5894

    i have just watched an hour long stream that was made 3 years ago because i’ve already watched all of techno’s videos

    • @enderus_6678
      @enderus_6678 4 роки тому +105

      Im watching this in 2020 XDDDD

    • @CrprCrw
      @CrprCrw 4 роки тому +18

      Enderus 008 I am here too

    • @mr_graape
      @mr_graape 4 роки тому +12

      same

    • @do0f-LFT
      @do0f-LFT 4 роки тому +7

      Mr_Graape ayyyeee same

    • @hodgey285
      @hodgey285 4 роки тому +7

      F in the same

  • @OffenT
    @OffenT 7 років тому +2108

    at least your teamate doesnt leave the game

    • @alaconara2321
      @alaconara2321 7 років тому +44

      Ancient Apple ikr the struggle is real

    • @lainer4708
      @lainer4708 7 років тому +72

      When I team with my friend he destroys the defense for thee bed when an enemy is coming then jumps off the map

    • @Jevmin
      @Jevmin 7 років тому +2

      Ancient Apple Ikr

    • @X4nNicole55
      @X4nNicole55 7 років тому +33

      mine make me fall into the void when I bridge
      ;-;

    • @OffenT
      @OffenT 7 років тому +29

      my friend hacks and we still lose :/

  • @heilinstarling9436
    @heilinstarling9436 2 роки тому +1281

    0:24
    Our man said it himself. He isn't dead, he just moved to another plane of existence to continue his battles because this one wasn't challenging enough. Who knows, maybe he'll finally find some good bedwars players there?

    • @haisoni_
      @haisoni_ 2 роки тому +52

      Maybe HE FINALLY GETS TO THE KINGDOM OF GODS! To take it down that is.

    • @liamgnb
      @liamgnb 2 роки тому +27

      hes up there fighting god like he said he would

    • @187killabitch
      @187killabitch 2 роки тому +6

      😢

    • @ShribbleDum
      @ShribbleDum 2 роки тому +3

      That’s not how it works

    • @hepbep_
      @hepbep_ 2 роки тому +3

      finally, sentient bedwars players!!!

  • @bunny9680
    @bunny9680 2 роки тому +1678

    "Techno never dies"
    Techno never dies, and he won't. He'll always be with us

  • @NewAthanatov
    @NewAthanatov 5 років тому +3071

    "I don't see minecraft becoming an e-sport."
    *Minecraft monday intensifies*

    • @zyloft2053
      @zyloft2053 4 роки тому +9

      ok its different

    • @sleeviato
      @sleeviato 4 роки тому +32

      try minecraft championship

    • @feya1621
      @feya1621 4 роки тому +7

      Sleeviato • hello i see we're both 8 months late to this comment

    • @Dkshddh
      @Dkshddh 4 роки тому +6

      @@feya1621 me too

    • @snfriedm
      @snfriedm 4 роки тому +1

      sonder jokes on u, im 10 months late

  • @duels
    @duels 7 років тому +4055

    "I hope no clowns sneak their way into my bed"
    -Technoblade 2017

  • @iplaygames5406
    @iplaygames5406 7 років тому +948

    "Diamond armor has your back" FALSE
    It has your legs and feet

    • @sophiesmind
      @sophiesmind 5 років тому +9

      I play games540 HASHAHAHAHHAHHSH OMG SOOOOO FUNYUY HAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG IM LITERALLY DIEIMG😂😂😂🤣

    • @hanangabry9861
      @hanangabry9861 5 років тому +8

      badum tshhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @jarofslime37
      @jarofslime37 5 років тому +35

      diamond armor got your ankles protected
      aint nobody sprainin your ankle if its covered in diamonds

    • @lawlessjohn2840
      @lawlessjohn2840 5 років тому

      In bed wars

    • @outspade
      @outspade 4 роки тому

      Jar of slime do not underestimate coryxkenshin

  • @Mlugg_
    @Mlugg_ 2 роки тому +83

    "Techno are you dead? No Techno never dies" 0:26
    Rest In Peace King, you'll be always in our hearts

    • @-ZM_Gaming-
      @-ZM_Gaming- 8 місяців тому +4

      He just moved to another world because this got a lil bit too boring because there aint good Bedwars Players out there

  • @choxoletyo8518
    @choxoletyo8518 4 роки тому +607

    "I'm not exactly a pvp god"
    -Technoblade the blood god

    • @ReedhamParmar
      @ReedhamParmar 3 роки тому +11

      That's right
      He is not a pvp god he is a blood god ❤️❤️❤️

    • @Blaze00XD
      @Blaze00XD 3 роки тому +2

      Lol very accurate :D

    • @mariosoadfan
      @mariosoadfan 2 роки тому +2

      BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!
      SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!

  • @boid9761
    @boid9761 4 роки тому +386

    "I'm not exactly good, it's just everyone else is bad"
    Peak Technoblade right here, ladies and pigs.

    • @myriam7223
      @myriam7223 3 роки тому +4

      Comment fitting profile picture rn bro

    • @eetu54
      @eetu54 3 роки тому +1

      @@myriam7223 technoblade of smash ultimate

    • @thehanlons7686
      @thehanlons7686 2 роки тому

      It's true though, if he tried egg wars on cubecraft bedrock edition he'd get DESTROYED! Tons of pro pvpers on bedrock. On java there mostly noobs, technoblade is getting easy wins. He's not very smart also, he doesn't make good decisions, he does VERY risky things that only work when he's fighting a noob. If he tried these kind of tricks in cubecraft... And don't argue, you Java players do not know what it's like in bedrock. Most cubecraft pvpers could have pelted technoblade into a pulp. Bedrock is HARDCORE! You guys should watch related noobs' UA-cam channel, and if when you've done that, tell me who you think would win in a fight; Technoblade or RelatedNoobs. I think related noobs would make techno look like a joke.

    • @vulcannus3706
      @vulcannus3706 2 роки тому +7

      @@thehanlons7686 so u know how some sins are unforgiveable?!

    • @keter1275
      @keter1275 2 роки тому +2

      @@thehanlons7686 Well sir, if you are talking about bedrock edition having no changes in 1.8+ or 1.9+ PvP whatsoever ( Sharpness actually proved it on his YT) and saying that people are noob on Java, then you probably need to share what you are smoking. Bedrock edition is just another version with optimizations and careful game design. There isn't much change in PvP except that bridging is done way faster than in Java ( Just like Roblox's Bedwars). As far as Eggwars go, It is pretty much skywars but you buy all of that from the shop using your resources and I'm pretty sure Technoblade knows how to play Skywars. Other than that, If you talk about him going against easy noobs then you may be right but considering that matchmaking is just a roll of dice and all these are livestreams, don't you think he can lose to all those 1 quadrillion stream snipers?
      Anyways, to sum it all up.
      Skill issue.

  • @shinyashgreninja83
    @shinyashgreninja83 4 роки тому +3593

    to who ever drew the picture on the thumbnail : you're breathtaking

    • @kitpvp7536
      @kitpvp7536 4 роки тому +148

      Pov: techno knocked your teammate into the void and ender pearled to you

    • @Tokiokioki
      @Tokiokioki 4 роки тому +18

      aGREED.

    • @ainleodonnell8544
      @ainleodonnell8544 4 роки тому +47

      @@kitpvp7536 I'd just accept my fate

    • @blah__
      @blah__ 4 роки тому +3

      @@corinne-bc7wi Link in description

    • @blah__
      @blah__ 4 роки тому +5

      @@kitpvp7536 oof

  • @ObscureNAme69
    @ObscureNAme69 11 місяців тому +38

    0:25 "techno are you dead" yes, sadly you are dead but he will forever live in our hearts

    • @pewnit
      @pewnit 5 місяців тому +3

      Honestly just heard that and it hurt so much

    • @nerd7506
      @nerd7506 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@pewnitIt's been 2 yearss brooo

    • @pewnit
      @pewnit 5 місяців тому +11

      @@nerd7506 yeah, it's the first celebrity death that has affected me directly tho tbh. Long story short, techno was only 2 years older than me and it put the fear of death in me

  • @joadis7832
    @joadis7832 4 роки тому +869

    “I don’t see Minecraft becoming an e-sport
    Mcm, mcc, mcu: allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @marekeben9484
      @marekeben9484 4 роки тому +10

      Mcu, what is that?

    • @beckhamoneill1894
      @beckhamoneill1894 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah, what is it?

    • @k8.hecate
      @k8.hecate 4 роки тому +29

      @@marekeben9484 i believe that'd be minecraft ultimate

    • @Aryan-rx9rl
      @Aryan-rx9rl 4 роки тому +9

      @@marekeben9484 Minecraft ultimate.

    • @henryma6291
      @henryma6291 4 роки тому +55

      @@marekeben9484 marvel cinematic universe lol

  • @b17bomberpilot35
    @b17bomberpilot35 6 років тому +212

    "According to all known laws of aviation, you should be on the other side of the map" -2017 quote of the year by Technoblade

  • @Beanz-on-Toast
    @Beanz-on-Toast 4 роки тому +309

    "Seems like it would be a boring e-sport where everyone's the same"
    **Cut to techno ruining a $36,000 tournament with mass donations with an OP team and equipment.**

    • @everettflowers6293
      @everettflowers6293 3 роки тому +1

      You mean MCU? He had the worst team there lmfao

    • @juliemotes1229
      @juliemotes1229 3 роки тому +4

      @@everettflowers6293 no he means his video on the $36,000 tournament with nester and Calvin

    • @thequackyest3604
      @thequackyest3604 3 роки тому

      coooool

    • @ephraimhxe1799
      @ephraimhxe1799 3 роки тому

      @@juliemotes1229 Isn't that MCU tho

    • @gray9425
      @gray9425 3 роки тому

      what about killing with fireball
      ive never used a fireball in Minecraft tho

  • @stormtmad9865
    @stormtmad9865 2 роки тому +39

    It still hurts.

  • @Nullicity
    @Nullicity 5 років тому +1543

    “Tell me who is a tetris youtuber”
    TheOdd1sOut

  • @fryingpanllama4238
    @fryingpanllama4238 4 роки тому +289

    Guy: *throws emeralds off*
    Guy 1 week later: oh technoblade live stream
    Guy 40 minutes later: *nervous breathing*

    • @stawolf823
      @stawolf823 4 роки тому +10

      Haha if that were me i would be proud

  • @woe9086
    @woe9086 7 років тому +723

    Holy using headphones and listening to his voice is like therapy wtf I need help

    • @saitama122
      @saitama122 5 років тому +32

      Then don't use head phones when watching techno blade so your ears are safer

    • @saramida3775
      @saramida3775 5 років тому +12

      LMAO YES

    • @winfreythe2nd935
      @winfreythe2nd935 4 роки тому +9

      FAST YOU NEED HELP CONTACT YOUR THERAPIST
      dogs.mp4 proceeds to put on his headphones
      me: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @broom-z
      @broom-z 4 роки тому +8

      Miguel Rocha lmao trying to flex but u realize u don’t understand anything

    • @broom-z
      @broom-z 4 роки тому +1

      Miguel Rocha also use ur common sense AirPods weren’t a thing two years ago

  • @kevinlorenzi2453
    @kevinlorenzi2453 2 роки тому +30

    0:26-0:30 Who went from the future know, rest in peace Legend

  • @superfire6463
    @superfire6463 4 роки тому +930

    Killing someone with a bow in Minecraft is like the most satisfying thing ever

    • @austie_9035
      @austie_9035 4 роки тому +4

      Ye

    • @FreakYuno
      @FreakYuno 4 роки тому +41

      No say there's a gap in a thin bridge then when they jump you place blocks in the way so they fall into the void

    • @ItzNovayt
      @ItzNovayt 4 роки тому +75

      Yeah I love killing people with a bow
      Btw whats minecraft?

    • @littlekingsunite9244
      @littlekingsunite9244 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah

    • @littlekingsunite9244
      @littlekingsunite9244 4 роки тому +2

      The game he is playing

  • @k9nate126
    @k9nate126 5 років тому +428

    Death: (exists)
    TechnoBlade: no

    • @kdesikdosi5900
      @kdesikdosi5900 3 роки тому +4

      akschually...

    • @rebeccajanecrosby
      @rebeccajanecrosby 3 роки тому +7

      @@kdesikdosi5900 that's the weirdest spelling of actually I've ever seen

    • @Phantom-gf9ki
      @Phantom-gf9ki 3 роки тому +4

      @@rebeccajanecrosby have you seen this
      Acshhhchuallly

    • @shailisrivastava415
      @shailisrivastava415 3 роки тому +4

      @@rebeccajanecrosby see this too then
      AcshouuallylaySSDfgh

    • @samarth6052
      @samarth6052 3 роки тому +3

      @@rebeccajanecrosby what about this
      Sjdiduhenesuai

  • @dusanstoiljkovic479
    @dusanstoiljkovic479 4 роки тому +69

    "I don't wanna say everyone is streamsniping cause that makes me sound like an angry old man" = NOT Ninja 2018

  • @lycogen-11.25
    @lycogen-11.25 2 роки тому +35

    “Techno are you dead?”
    no
    Hits diff nowadays

  • @3katsime
    @3katsime 5 років тому +908

    "There is no game more selling then Minecraft except Tetris."
    *Laughs in Future.*

    • @cypress5692
      @cypress5692 5 років тому +27

      3katsiMe Minecraft is still 1 actually😀

    • @charadreemurr5701
      @charadreemurr5701 5 років тому +5

      undertale 3098 would beg to differ

    • @jeffjefflover
      @jeffjefflover 5 років тому +3

      [VUT]Veemo The MemeLord aka the art kid fortnite............

    • @whitefri2z
      @whitefri2z 5 років тому +42

      @@jeffjefflover You mean the game that everyone deserted in someting like 2 months ?

    • @theblah3426
      @theblah3426 5 років тому +52

      @@jeffjefflover actually, no. Fortnite is free so it doesnt sell copies.

  • @firebright8315
    @firebright8315 7 років тому +803

    Wait good bedwars teammates are real?

    • @mckayliegames1015
      @mckayliegames1015 7 років тому +14

      fire bright no sorry 😐

    • @ikealampa1
      @ikealampa1 7 років тому +8

      Hahaha NO nerver :((

    • @melonmuncha1657
      @melonmuncha1657 7 років тому +5

      I wish

    • @tropx3118
      @tropx3118 7 років тому +8

      I've only met 10 good bedwars teammates.. wait I think 6

    • @ethan2163
      @ethan2163 7 років тому +1

      TropX You must not play much Bedwars.

  • @sunoksunny
    @sunoksunny 5 років тому +173

    "I hate when bedwars players try"
    - Technoblade 2k17

  • @bbbb-fr5tj
    @bbbb-fr5tj 2 роки тому +173

    Rest In Peace Techno 🕊
    Watching these old videos make me realize just how much I’ll miss him

  • @comicguy3056
    @comicguy3056 4 роки тому +85

    Wait this was an hour long.... holy shit I watched the whole thing thinking it was only 20 minutes

    • @Sampledcheese
      @Sampledcheese 3 роки тому +9

      I dont know why but for some reason I find myself watching through all of technos content over and over again. Im like a child reading the same book over.

    • @cloretodna7698
      @cloretodna7698 3 роки тому

      20 pt3

    • @hazardousyt8233
      @hazardousyt8233 3 роки тому

      same bro i was just taking a break from school and then BOOM an hour has gone by and now im late for a lecture

  • @kaimemes
    @kaimemes 5 років тому +72

    "I don't see minecraft as an e-sport"
    *Takes part in minecraft mondays*

  • @carsonleach.
    @carsonleach. 7 років тому +510

    i love how you say everything that ends with “ing” just “in” like runin’ or walkin’ 😂

  • @katelyn106
    @katelyn106 2 роки тому +531

    Hearing Techno's voice makes me so happy. Rest well Techno, go easy on the Gods-

    • @heilinstarling9436
      @heilinstarling9436 2 роки тому +41

      Pfft, Techno? going easy?
      If Gods wish to defeat him, they should train for another infinity :)

    • @Arunav_music
      @Arunav_music 2 роки тому +19

      He finna 4v1 the arch angels

    • @SoulXiOfficial
      @SoulXiOfficial 2 роки тому +3

      @@Arunav_music lol

    • @Anonymous-id4dp
      @Anonymous-id4dp 2 роки тому +4

      @@Arunav_music they must train for another 1000 years

    • @NotPhorium
      @NotPhorium 2 роки тому +3

      @@Anonymous-id4dp yessirrr

  • @ico5380
    @ico5380 5 років тому +229

    Technoblade: Bridges to other beds and tnts
    Me when I try: gets fireballed.

  • @silverdandylmao
    @silverdandylmao 4 роки тому +181

    if there's anything techno's taught me in bedwars, it's that 90% of bedwars players are suicidal and will yeet themselves into the void at a moment's notice

    • @gasviation9077
      @gasviation9077 3 роки тому +7

      well my enemy bed traded me even though they know they will lose to me
      I won the battle
      but also won the war
      my enemies an idiot

    • @silverdandylmao
      @silverdandylmao 2 роки тому +1

      I miss him already. Fly high potato king. Fly high.

    • @01TacocaT10
      @01TacocaT10 Рік тому

      @@gasviation9077this is hilarious. Well delivered

  • @galaxygamer2k860
    @galaxygamer2k860 5 років тому +44

    31:15 Tetris has actual e-sport competitions though

  • @dread7252
    @dread7252 2 роки тому +53

    I know he’s passed away but watching his videos still cheers me up. Techno will never be forgotten!

  • @rxge6979
    @rxge6979 5 років тому +34

    “I don’t have enough for a diamond sword”
    *buys an iron sword and has 22 emeralds*

  • @lonelylumine1134
    @lonelylumine1134 2 роки тому +49

    “Technoblade never dies”
    He’s, right, he will always be in our hearts even if not with us physically. Rest in peace, king.

    • @heilinstarling9436
      @heilinstarling9436 2 роки тому +2

      You know, even though RIP is mostly just a common phrase that shouldn't be taken literally, I'm pretty damn sure that wherever he is now - he isn't resting. It's just not in his style! He's plotting and scheming, doing science, inventing new battling techniques, engaging in fights and obviously winning, like he always had and always will. Leaving behind his weak mortal body should have only made him stronger and much more free in his actions.
      So let's instead wish some luck to our potato king in his battles.
      Blood for the blood god!
      P. S.: imagine if he'll lose a fight against god, L

    • @Anonymous-nd8zx
      @Anonymous-nd8zx 2 роки тому +1

    • @lonelylumine1134
      @lonelylumine1134 2 роки тому

      @@heilinstarling9436 amen

    • @gatts7086
      @gatts7086 2 роки тому

      Ah yes rest in PIECE

  • @witcherskeleton8741
    @witcherskeleton8741 7 місяців тому +19

    0:27 "techno are you dead" hits harder now 😢

    • @Mrghosty1v
      @Mrghosty1v 7 місяців тому

      Yeah I saw that 😭

  • @lemons7721
    @lemons7721 2 роки тому +41

    It hits different when at 0:26 they ask techno are you dead. This shows us that he will never truly die!

    • @zogian5991
      @zogian5991 2 роки тому +2

      technoblade never dies

  • @emmabunnycake2763
    @emmabunnycake2763 7 років тому +88

    The gold in your texture pack reminds me of the normal cooked pork *-*

    • @deactivated.1254
      @deactivated.1254 4 роки тому +1

      Same, but sometimes I swear I see it as bread.

    • @emmabunnycake2763
      @emmabunnycake2763 4 роки тому +3

      The Oxygenbreather
      People have apparently really enjoyed replying to my old comments recently. Welcome to the club!

    • @deactivated.1254
      @deactivated.1254 4 роки тому

      @@emmabunnycake2763 I was honestly not expecting you to respond- and another question;
      everytime I watch technos old videos from like 4 years ago, I wonder if these people are still watching his content. So I wanna know to you still watch technoblade?

    • @emmabunnycake2763
      @emmabunnycake2763 4 роки тому +1

      The Oxygenbreather
      I don’t actually. Grew out of him pretty fast.

    • @chrisschneiderman6328
      @chrisschneiderman6328 4 роки тому +3

      @@deactivated.1254 I just watch him when dream doesn't upload

  • @junukim9423
    @junukim9423 4 роки тому +121

    Is it just me that internally dies when techno has like 30 gold and still decides to buy a stone sword

  • @leiferickson6192
    @leiferickson6192 3 роки тому +51

    “Let’s just make sure no clown crawls it’s way into our bed. That sounded much more inappropriate than intended to be” -Sun Tzu Art of War

  • @MalaysianEgg
    @MalaysianEgg 8 місяців тому +10

    "techno are you dead?"
    "No"
    I wish you can say that today too....

  • @pegasus5779
    @pegasus5779 4 роки тому +152

    I think it's really relaxing to listen to techno's stream while falling asleep, it's like bob ross, his voice combined with his keyboard and mouse and the Minecraft sounds, it's just so relaxing.

  • @ForruptedHrek
    @ForruptedHrek 6 років тому +505

    Dont buy a diamond sword, profile picture has a diamond sword

  • @rxge6979
    @rxge6979 5 років тому +42

    “Paranoid crazy old man”
    *TechnoBlade foreshadowing ninja*

  • @demeday
    @demeday 2 роки тому +13

    Someone:Techno are you dead?
    Techno:No,Techno never dies
    He never dies,He brought cancer down with him it’s a draw.

  • @barackosama7344
    @barackosama7344 4 роки тому +89

    "I'm not exactly a pvp god" me seeing this year's later

  • @jules1282
    @jules1282 4 роки тому +34

    “I don’t want people to think I’m a paranoid crazy old man” you are a crazy old man, techno.

    • @nohg_g
      @nohg_g 3 роки тому +2

      but not paranoid

  • @pinatapaws
    @pinatapaws 4 роки тому +21

    I watch a lot of youtube, but I have never actually sat down and watched an entire livestream that had already ended- but somehow this was so entertaining??
    I freakin’ love Techno’s stuff lmao

  • @wtf-mode
    @wtf-mode Рік тому +3

    0:26 the legend and heart touching sentence

  • @blurer9670
    @blurer9670 7 років тому +510

    Im v confused at why it says it was uploaded 23 seconds ago yet all the comments are from 5 hours ago...... makes sense :| I won't question any further in fear that this is all just part of Techno's master plan.

    • @Bromatha
      @Bromatha 7 років тому +22

      XDont_Get_DeadX maybe some stream chat got glitched into the video comment section? Idk

    • @sixbyte2551
      @sixbyte2551 7 років тому +17

      He made it public after a bit when he got a good name and thumbnail :D

    • @distortionmusic
      @distortionmusic 7 років тому +7

      XDont_Get_DeadX It's called UA-cam logic

    • @benflis1618
      @benflis1618 7 років тому +14

      XDont_Get_DeadX the comments are from five hours ago because when the stream ends, it is an unlisted video, so when it becomes listed, that's when it says it "uploaded." You can comment on unlisted videos, but when they become listed, the time stamps screw up.

    • @blurer9670
      @blurer9670 7 років тому +6

      I know this is late (I've been busy doing nothing) but thank you all for explaining this to me. I was very confused and my first thought was time travelers but it's good to know that's not the case.

  • @avalante3860
    @avalante3860 4 роки тому +10

    “I would say I just woke up, but I’m probably about to go to sleep, it’s 8:00 AM.”
    -Technoblade 2018

  • @prismatic2430
    @prismatic2430 7 років тому +340

    One time I was playing bedwars and a hacker was in the game spamming the bridge egg and everyone was calling hax because they were unhittable(that's a word right?) Until later......
    I found out it was an admin xD

    • @lace4171
      @lace4171 7 років тому +6

      Lol! What admin was it?

    • @Lanausse
      @Lanausse 7 років тому

      Lololololol

    • @kylecai257
      @kylecai257 5 років тому +46

      @@lace4171It has got to be Connor Linfoot casually cyberbullying little children

    • @scytherind8928
      @scytherind8928 5 років тому +6

      Basically the same thing

    • @caramale2084
      @caramale2084 5 років тому

      Not self promotion, Thank you.

  • @vanshthakur859
    @vanshthakur859 2 роки тому +36

    "Technoblade never dies."
    He has conquered our planet so now he is on a journey to conquer the heavens

  • @thilak5019
    @thilak5019 4 роки тому +37

    title:the never-ending search for a good bedwars teammate
    first techno's teamate:i understood techno.
    "lock2k left the game"

  • @bluedrew4593
    @bluedrew4593 7 років тому +161

    YOU SHOULD HOLD TEAMMATE AUDITIONS

    • @sophiesmind
      @sophiesmind 5 років тому

      BlueDrew ummm..

    • @Laromlab
      @Laromlab 5 років тому

      umm why are you yelling?

  • @acraigdog565scarce6
    @acraigdog565scarce6 5 років тому +296

    2017: minecraft is the most popular game
    2019: minecraft is the most popular game
    2032: minecraft is the most popular game

    • @madshelmermller4836
      @madshelmermller4836 5 років тому +4

      ACRAIGDOG565 scarce you profil photo

    • @iak-rs5fb
      @iak-rs5fb 5 років тому +6

      @@madshelmermller4836 your grammar

    • @newhandle_2552
      @newhandle_2552 5 років тому +1

      minecraft good, we get it. get some good material.

    • @Poolie
      @Poolie 5 років тому

      @@iak-rs5fb you're*

    • @heartheater07
      @heartheater07 5 років тому +8

      @@Poolie no they're actually correct; it's your

  • @DonauLee
    @DonauLee 6 місяців тому +7

    0:26 *Techno, are you dead?* 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 *TECHNO NEVER DIES*

  • @GhostedGamer
    @GhostedGamer 4 роки тому +38

    "Minecraft cant be an esport, it wouldnt be fun to watch"
    *wins 100k from a 1v1*

  • @noturjiminjams._.9005
    @noturjiminjams._.9005 5 років тому +41

    When I try to play bedwars:
    -Get 4v1 and than someone breaks my bed when I get hit off the map
    -Have no WiFi
    -Game stop working when I’m about to win
    -Get rushed in the first 2 minutes
    -Teammates log off
    I don’t rage at the game I rage cause of my teammates

  • @zorxtom7803
    @zorxtom7803 5 років тому +19

    "my sleep schedule is dead, leave me alone."
    me during summer

  • @shalinityagi154
    @shalinityagi154 2 роки тому +4

    44:19 he said he would do both elbows reveal at 10 million, he's 10 million now. It's time to show your other elbow

  • @TheLaren533
    @TheLaren533 2 роки тому +7

    0:26
    The words said this
    "Techno are you dead? No no, technoblade never dies common"
    🙂

  • @ph-jx4bd
    @ph-jx4bd 7 років тому +15

    "This man just doesn't take knock back" *Knocks him 6 blocks away*

  • @thatloser-w2o
    @thatloser-w2o 4 роки тому +13

    "tnt your promblems away" -techno
    wilbur blowing up lmanburg

  • @Toposaurius
    @Toposaurius 2 роки тому +3

    Bruh, the 0:25 "Tehcno, are you dead? No technoblade never dies" Fly high brother. Gone but not forgotten, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!

  • @hawkfrost5948
    @hawkfrost5948 2 роки тому +9

    now that he is gone i'll never be able to watch his videos with the same smile again rip technoblade

  • @toaster6805
    @toaster6805 2 роки тому +5

    That Techno are you dead
    ,,no. Technoblade never die"
    Hurt so much knowing what happened a couple days ago

  • @LiddleMuffin22
    @LiddleMuffin22 4 роки тому +12

    Techno: I have never seen anyone win with a silverfish
    Zyph: ...

  • @goaty_the_goat
    @goaty_the_goat 2 роки тому +2

    I didn’t know it would show up as a comment, but here we are, I guess?

  • @thefakecake1239
    @thefakecake1239 4 роки тому +11

    Techno: “I didn’t go full emeralds” pulls 22 emeralds out of his e chest

  • @branch_bg9583
    @branch_bg9583 2 роки тому +4

    0:27 super op tecno never dies

  • @katawashoujoenjoyer
    @katawashoujoenjoyer 2 роки тому +6

    0:27 "Techno are you dead?" No, Technoblade Never Dies

  • @traingoblin
    @traingoblin Рік тому +1

    28:10 he says "I've never seen a team win using snowballs" and yet he almost always wins, so he doesn't give them a chance to try to win with snowballs.

  • @user-rd7cp5er2c
    @user-rd7cp5er2c 2 роки тому +4

    0:26
    "Techno, are you dead?"
    "No, Technoblade never dies!"
    Oh how I wish to hear him say that right now..

  • @bpermbwormsf
    @bpermbwormsf 2 роки тому +4

    “Techno are you dead, no techno never dies”. 00:26

  • @jayonyoutube5516
    @jayonyoutube5516 2 роки тому +3

    0:27 techno are u dead? No technoblade never dies, I am crying so hard after hearing that 😞😢

  • @boredishfish2717
    @boredishfish2717 2 роки тому +9

    "Half of my chat is fighting over video games and the other half is respecting women, which is a good ratio." what 😂

  • @vibenelima8748
    @vibenelima8748 Рік тому +3

    “Techno are you dead?” “No techno blade never dies” techno 6 years later

  • @Liam-iq6qe
    @Liam-iq6qe 7 років тому +112

    38:07
    Who else somehow heard the dab and could picture a techno pig dabbing

  • @thomkawastaken
    @thomkawastaken 7 років тому +80

    Oo dat was me at 38:25 . Actually, when i joined i didnt know that that was you. Only by doode in chat i found your stream. Thanks for free xp btw

    • @lili-zy7qq
      @lili-zy7qq 7 років тому +9

      stream sniped him twice then lie about it

    • @thomkawastaken
      @thomkawastaken 7 років тому

      lili i stream sniped him after yo

    • @msully6849
      @msully6849 6 років тому

      Thomka Xx

    • @Jake-pl3kv
      @Jake-pl3kv 6 років тому

      Thomka lol nice freeload tactic:)

    • @PP-bs5im
      @PP-bs5im 6 років тому

      Thomka s

  • @ht1a.sanctuary
    @ht1a.sanctuary Рік тому +1

    Im watching this 5 years later and it’s so nostalgic for me because i was there when his “So long Nerdss” video was posted… i cried like 5x during this

  • @william39855
    @william39855 7 років тому +36

    The gold looks like a potato...

  • @jackradtke4002
    @jackradtke4002 4 роки тому +9

    13:00 techno has so much iron in his enderchest he could just iron golem rush

  • @NeoBladeXx
    @NeoBladeXx 4 роки тому +11

    When techno started bridging I was wondering why he wasn’t ninja bridging then it hit me... this was before he knew how

  • @gamingvariation1323
    @gamingvariation1323 7 місяців тому +2

    0:28
    That didn’t age well. We miss you techno

  • @HerbieGaming
    @HerbieGaming 7 років тому +83

    Excuse me I've played bedwars long enough to know it's not possible

    • @salmonandtrout4813
      @salmonandtrout4813 7 років тому +4

      unless your teamed with a youtuber

    • @arthurmartins47
      @arthurmartins47 7 років тому +1

      HerbieCraft when i.have an good team mate my internet starts to lag alot ;-;

    • @-magnus-8898
      @-magnus-8898 6 років тому

      I never even have one they always leave and i’m the only one by myself everyone else has a teammate except me I don’t understand people

    • @Aelp20
      @Aelp20 5 років тому

      I usually get decent teammates that do rushing so I don’t have to

    • @RandomNon
      @RandomNon 5 років тому

      have you not seen the video where techno and gb80 team up?

  • @InRSB
    @InRSB 2 роки тому +37

    We'll miss you, Technoblade never dies. Even when Alex is gone, his spirit loves on in his channel.

  • @itsbasketyt6236
    @itsbasketyt6236 4 роки тому +12

    Techno: this guy takes no knockback my life sucks
    Hive players: Am i a joke to you?

    • @youtubewatcher198
      @youtubewatcher198 3 роки тому +3

      And the annoying block glitch where it just DISAPPEARS from underneath you

    • @alfiestephenson4434
      @alfiestephenson4434 3 роки тому +1

      @@youtubewatcher198 annoying as hell that

  • @Black_Mist1124
    @Black_Mist1124 Рік тому +3

    0:24 hurts now so much

  • @qpain3644
    @qpain3644 2 роки тому +8

    I am so devastated and sad about his death Rip Techno

  • @summerfun5158
    @summerfun5158 2 роки тому +3

    i love these old videos because he talks about his technique and thought process as he plays, and even though he is gone, i can still learn from him and become better.
    fly high techno ❤️

  • @eliatencio9644
    @eliatencio9644 2 роки тому +4

    “Techno are you dead?”
    He is never dead he is always with us

  • @ahaankarna
    @ahaankarna 2 роки тому +4

    0:25 "techno, are you dead?"
    ...