Im just imagining a scene where all the Allied leaders are siting at a table discusing how to deal with the axis when suddenly Nelson Mandela breaks down the door and runs into the room yelling: "AND THEY SAID MY SOUTH AFRICA WAS WEAK!!!! LOOK AT MY STATS! ESPORTS! ESPORTS! ESPORTS!"
It's got to be great to get to play games with your freinds and make around 8k a month from it. Maybe I'll try something like this once I've got friends, editing skills and a good personality
STATS!!!!!
YES!!!
Bo what if everyone did artillery only on a Hoi game (Allies and Axis)
He just sounds like he's having the time of his life
Stats
How about all vehicles.
"South Africa was obsessed with their stats."
"Huh, I wonder who it could be-"
"ESPORTS ALTA!!!"
And suddenly it all made sense.
If it was gonna be anyone, it was gonna be him, let's be honest.
I immediately knew x3
*💀*
I was about to comment that lmao.
I knew when it said “stats”
Dankus is acting like a Kindergartner that has to show his awesome collection of colored pencils to everyone within a 10 mile radius.
As a Dankus fan, this is true.
Dankus is that guy who would expose national secrets on War Thunder’s forums for his favored unit.
r/rareinsults
@@snipingflute4346 That is literally me when someone says that the Type 10 is a shit MBT xd
they were some pretty good stats though (or coloured pencils)
You know it's going to be a spicy one when Japan "also didn't do too hot" compared to South Africa going all infantry.
*Swimmy Japan tho, nothing to expect.*
It was a good entry point for the US which hadn't spoken the whole video though
“They said my South Africa was WEAK!” Had me rolling in the aisles
My favorite Dankus meme
"You don't ride a dead horse", UK is speaking straight facts,
meanwhile South Africa is speaking straight stats.
I put my hamster in a sock and slammed it against the furniture
@@TippyHippy nice
@@TippyHippy wtf
@@TippyHippy based
@@TippyHippy nice
"South Africa keep wanting everyone to look at their stats."
It's Dankus isn't it?
Prediction: *"ESPORTS! ALTA! LOOK AT MAH STATS!"*
What the hell does Alta mean? Is it German?
@@HistoryNerd8765 It's Youth language, dosn't really have an meaning. I guess it's similar used like dude
@@onlyagermanguy Sweedish youth?
@@HistoryNerd8765 I think it's German youth slang. 'Alter', literally meaning 'old man', but it's used in the same context as 'dude' or 'bro'.
Australia be like:
"I have brought freedom, democracy, and naval dominance to my new empire!"
Britain:
"YOUR NEW EMPIRE?"
man that south africa player had some sick stats
It was okay
Yeah you really should look at them
LOOK AT THE STATS LOOK AT THE STATS LOOK AT THE STATS!!!
THEY SAID MY STATS WERE WEAK
ESPORTS ALTA
I hope STATS becomes the next COCTOR MY EYE running joke in these matches
Hear, hear!
yah just like 'dday is impossible' is now its awesome
American sailors must be so confused when they finally spot the Yamamoto but it's crewed by australians
Yamamoto is the admiral who planned Pearl Harbor. Yamato is an ethnic group and the ship you’re thinking of
@@goldenfiberwheat238 oh I thought it was named after him
@@goldenfiberwheat238 It's a typo dude, chill.
@@HistoryNerd8765 he just educated him politely, no need for anyone here to 'chill' tbh
@@exoticequinox4483 Yamamoto getting crewed by Australians sounds like an innuendo.
I’m 99% sure bo deliberately excluded any footage of Dankus’ stats out of spite
6:27 that laugh was pure Murican, and I’m here for it. 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Hell yeah 🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲
Japan: *Loses the Pacific War.*
The Allies, trying to figure out what to do: "ALL RIGHT, BOYS".
VanossGaming reference, nice.
when i saw the word "Stats" i already knew Dankus was SAF...
the way everyone just went "huuuaaaaaAAAHHHH" in sync after just one refernece is amazing lmao I did the exact same thing at the exact same time
LOOK AT THE STATS!!! everyone dogging on dankus for his stats is now a inside joke and i love it
Haven’t even watch this for a minute and its already so jover
Im just imagining a scene where all the Allied leaders are siting at a table discusing how to deal with the axis when suddenly Nelson Mandela breaks down the door and runs into the room yelling: "AND THEY SAID MY SOUTH AFRICA WAS WEAK!!!! LOOK AT MY STATS! ESPORTS! ESPORTS! ESPORTS!"
Nelson Mandela was a nobody at the time
@@goldenfiberwheat238 Was he even born during that time?
He was born in 1918. So he would have been 16-25 at this time frame.
@@janehrahan5116 yeah and he was a nobody until the 70s
@@aaroncabatingan5238 why are you asking me
One of the only channels I never miss an upload for. Keep up the great content
They were really riding a dead horse with the stats joke huh?
the "STATic warfare" pun was underappreciated
Let's see Paul Allen's stats
This video should be marked as educational I'm learning so much stats
Knew when he said the player was obsessed with stats had to be dankus
All this *SOFT* and *HARD* attack stats have got me really psyched for this boko video
Video intro: Player obsessed with stats
Me: "It's Dankus, isn't it?"
30 seconds into the video hear him laughing
Me: "Yep, it's Dankus"
Dankus is going to name "They think my South Africa was weak" to his new vid😂
"I'm Stats as f*** bro. I don't think you realize how Stats I am."
4:46 the brit with some good old brit humour
The Commonwealth from 2:15 to 3:15 sounds exactly like how i expect a real life soyjak to talk and sound like
South Africa absolutely pulsing with "NOTICE ME SENPAI!!!" vibes with that constant "Stats" drum-beat.
I love how the line about bragging about stats in the intro card gave away it was dankus SAF
Dankus seemed so proud of its infantry I loved it
POV: South Africa wants to be the main character
>South Africa obsessed with stats
Let me guess, Dankus SAF?
Can’t believe the Germans ran out of stats in 1943
5:32 someone had to say it, i respect that
voicecrack while he screams STATS as it pans to his 1-1-1-1 admiral had me dead
I want more of these videos ripping Dankus
I like to imagine after the peace deal a bunch of Australians painting a kangaroo over the rising sun insignia over their newly acquired carriers.
“Obsessed with stats” I’ll bet it’s Dankus. Oh look!
It's got to be great to get to play games with your freinds and make around 8k a month from it. Maybe I'll try something like this once I've got friends, editing skills and a good personality
Good luck mate
It's over Anakin, I have high stats!
YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY STATS
Starting off and there’s immediately a rule break. Average bokoen1 multiplayer
Look at those Stats!!!!!!! hearing that for 10 minutes straight is some new torture method and I love it xD
“We’re going up there we’ve almost killed the most Italians!”
“What the fu-?”
Dankus didn't even say "My eye!" he was too busy looking at the stats!
The moment I saw "Obsessed with stats" in the intro I fucking KNEW it was Dankus
I can only imagine the shit Swimming was raging to his team about.
I havent seen the vid, but i just know its Dancus on South Africa
Yess!! I was rigth!
When you look at Dankus stas:
"Oh, it's so big. So much bigger than your father."
The moment I saw "the SA player was obsessed with stats and wanted everybody to look at them all the time", I knew it was Dankus
The fact that we all knew it was gonna be dankus from the opening credits
I like how you shutdown Dankus. He needed that as it made him more focused.
Pro tactical moves only on gaming pro veteran Prokoen’s channel.
In this video, people had stats.
As soon as you said "south africa wanted everyone to look at their stats" I knew it's fucking dankus playing them
I've heard the word "stats" so many times that it doesnt make sense anymore.
Can we appreciate how much effort bokoen1 puts inside of us 🙏❤️
Everyday i yearn to have the danish man putting his effort in me
He really works hard for it ♥️
Ratkoen snaking inside of us
Can we appreciate how much effort he puts inside his dead horse
When I read the bit about South Africa going on about infantry hard attack/stats I thought “surely it’s Dankus”
You did and I enjoy your fast ones.
Love your content btw :)
The moment it says "look at the stats", I instantly knew it's dankus, because only dankus would do this 😂
*Sees title and thumbnail* “oh man guess Dankus played South Africa”
I love how they know each other channels enough, to meme off each other
Look at my stats. Aren't they neat?
Wouldn't you say my HOI4 game's complete?
Wouldn't you say am the guy... The guy who has... Esport stats...!
"This made them obsessed with the stats on their divisions" ... It's dankus isn't it
Soon I saw stats in the intro, I knew it was Dankus lmao.
most competent Japan player I've ever seen
"Greek submarine stats" holy shit i am _dying_
Lets play the suicide speedrun game. Take a shot every time someone says stats.
Another one down another to go
Love the vids!
"they said my infantry was weak..."
whats dankus's problem
Everyone asks to look at Dankus stats, but is anyone asking to look at his stats?
A map gamer telling me that I'm not cool is like that D.U.S.T guy telling me that I'm not gonna survive a home invasion.
WAIT YOU CAN BLOCK CROSSINGS WITH CAPITALS!?!?!??!
This gives me "+4 Str +4 Stam leather belt" energy.
From the video title, I already know it was a Dankus SAF
When i saw that the SAF was talking about stats i knew it was dankus
Split second I read "our SAF player is bragging about stats" I already knew it was dankus
My guy sounding like sneako saying "Watch my clips"
Lemon Demon - My Trains, but it's "MAH STATS!!!"
Why am I not at all surprised that it was Dankus playing South Africa...
“Can i get land” is so funny to me 7:16
stats was never a good stats a esports
that last sentence was power
I knew from the moment I saw stats in the title it was gunna be dankus
As soon as I saw that south africa was obsessed with stats I knew it was dankus
Of course South Africa was Dankus.
Swimmy has been struggling on Japan recently *looks into the camera*
bullying dankus is always fun and morally correct
I knew it was going to be Dankus, I freaking knew it
The moment I saw the word "stats" I realized it was Dankus
The seconds stats were mentioned I knew it was Dankoos
All I’ve seen is the title card, I’m predicting that Saf is dankus
I fucking knew from that description that it was dankus
I saw the word stats and instantly realized it was Dankus
Dankus is the Hoi4 version of a mad scientist xD
More like the meth addict
Disappointed that Lowiee didn't once come out with the jeezy peeps
Ngl thought I was gonna hear everyone yelling at Bo for shilling for his channel
Wholesome allied victory. Is nice