South African Stats - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

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  • @Bokoen1
    @Bokoen1  Рік тому +1538

    STATS!!!!!

  • @monkeysubman
    @monkeysubman Рік тому +3180

    "South Africa was obsessed with their stats."
    "Huh, I wonder who it could be-"
    "ESPORTS ALTA!!!"
    And suddenly it all made sense.

  • @grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic5937
    @grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic5937 Рік тому +2374

    Dankus is acting like a Kindergartner that has to show his awesome collection of colored pencils to everyone within a 10 mile radius.

    • @danielhollick1708
      @danielhollick1708 Рік тому +253

      As a Dankus fan, this is true.

    • @snipingflute4346
      @snipingflute4346 Рік тому +171

      Dankus is that guy who would expose national secrets on War Thunder’s forums for his favored unit.

    • @mrkalaspuff_3866
      @mrkalaspuff_3866 Рік тому +6

      r/rareinsults

    • @MatteonixITA
      @MatteonixITA Рік тому +5

      @@snipingflute4346 That is literally me when someone says that the Type 10 is a shit MBT xd

    • @qhayiya252
      @qhayiya252 Рік тому

      they were some pretty good stats though (or coloured pencils)

  • @kevdog6425
    @kevdog6425 Рік тому +1054

    You know it's going to be a spicy one when Japan "also didn't do too hot" compared to South Africa going all infantry.

    • @baconhairbacana1964
      @baconhairbacana1964 Рік тому +44

      *Swimmy Japan tho, nothing to expect.*

    • @dboi1656
      @dboi1656 Рік тому +30

      It was a good entry point for the US which hadn't spoken the whole video though

  • @georgebell9226
    @georgebell9226 Рік тому +579

    “They said my South Africa was WEAK!” Had me rolling in the aisles

  • @patrolson5354
    @patrolson5354 Рік тому +1066

    "You don't ride a dead horse", UK is speaking straight facts,
    meanwhile South Africa is speaking straight stats.

    • @TippyHippy
      @TippyHippy Рік тому +29

      I put my hamster in a sock and slammed it against the furniture

    • @Oxley016
      @Oxley016 Рік тому +10

      @@TippyHippy nice

    • @a8er
      @a8er Рік тому +5

      ​@@TippyHippy wtf

    • @kamiriniko
      @kamiriniko Рік тому +5

      @@TippyHippy based

    • @Quignin
      @Quignin Рік тому +4

      ​@@TippyHippy nice

  • @Zelein
    @Zelein Рік тому +565

    "South Africa keep wanting everyone to look at their stats."
    It's Dankus isn't it?
    Prediction: *"ESPORTS! ALTA! LOOK AT MAH STATS!"*

    • @HistoryNerd8765
      @HistoryNerd8765 Рік тому +6

      What the hell does Alta mean? Is it German?

    • @onlyagermanguy
      @onlyagermanguy Рік тому +23

      @@HistoryNerd8765 It's Youth language, dosn't really have an meaning. I guess it's similar used like dude

    • @Nothing-1w3
      @Nothing-1w3 Рік тому +4

      @@onlyagermanguy Sweedish youth?

    • @igoralekseyev3347
      @igoralekseyev3347 Рік тому +18

      @@HistoryNerd8765 I think it's German youth slang. 'Alter', literally meaning 'old man', but it's used in the same context as 'dude' or 'bro'.

  • @SolarFlareAmerica
    @SolarFlareAmerica Рік тому +320

    Australia be like:
    "I have brought freedom, democracy, and naval dominance to my new empire!"
    Britain:
    "YOUR NEW EMPIRE?"

  • @DankusMemecus
    @DankusMemecus Рік тому +262

    man that south africa player had some sick stats

  • @NeoMatrix77777
    @NeoMatrix77777 Рік тому +194

    I hope STATS becomes the next COCTOR MY EYE running joke in these matches

  • @exoticequinox4483
    @exoticequinox4483 Рік тому +200

    American sailors must be so confused when they finally spot the Yamamoto but it's crewed by australians

    • @goldenfiberwheat238
      @goldenfiberwheat238 Рік тому +45

      Yamamoto is the admiral who planned Pearl Harbor. Yamato is an ethnic group and the ship you’re thinking of

    • @exoticequinox4483
      @exoticequinox4483 Рік тому +4

      @@goldenfiberwheat238 oh I thought it was named after him

    • @HistoryNerd8765
      @HistoryNerd8765 Рік тому +1

      ​​@@goldenfiberwheat238 It's a typo dude, chill.

    • @DidamDFP
      @DidamDFP Рік тому +46

      ​@@HistoryNerd8765 he just educated him politely, no need for anyone here to 'chill' tbh

    • @aaroncabatingan5238
      @aaroncabatingan5238 Рік тому +13

      ​@@exoticequinox4483 Yamamoto getting crewed by Australians sounds like an innuendo.

  • @eluc_s2510
    @eluc_s2510 Рік тому +127

    I’m 99% sure bo deliberately excluded any footage of Dankus’ stats out of spite

  • @lorekeeper8117
    @lorekeeper8117 Рік тому +199

    6:27 that laugh was pure Murican, and I’m here for it. 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @HistoryNerd8765
      @HistoryNerd8765 Рік тому +7

      Hell yeah 🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲

  • @liladoodle
    @liladoodle Рік тому +134

    Japan: *Loses the Pacific War.*
    The Allies, trying to figure out what to do: "ALL RIGHT, BOYS".

  • @sciencer9830
    @sciencer9830 Рік тому +36

    when i saw the word "Stats" i already knew Dankus was SAF...

  • @baseformrolf6710
    @baseformrolf6710 Рік тому +24

    the way everyone just went "huuuaaaaaAAAHHHH" in sync after just one refernece is amazing lmao I did the exact same thing at the exact same time

  • @Gale_Zell
    @Gale_Zell Рік тому +47

    LOOK AT THE STATS!!! everyone dogging on dankus for his stats is now a inside joke and i love it

  • @mcmemesbasement4455
    @mcmemesbasement4455 Рік тому +14

    Haven’t even watch this for a minute and its already so jover

  • @redshirt5126
    @redshirt5126 Рік тому +86

    Im just imagining a scene where all the Allied leaders are siting at a table discusing how to deal with the axis when suddenly Nelson Mandela breaks down the door and runs into the room yelling: "AND THEY SAID MY SOUTH AFRICA WAS WEAK!!!! LOOK AT MY STATS! ESPORTS! ESPORTS! ESPORTS!"

  • @jordan1262
    @jordan1262 Рік тому +13

    One of the only channels I never miss an upload for. Keep up the great content

  • @Dragon-pl6eo
    @Dragon-pl6eo Рік тому +20

    They were really riding a dead horse with the stats joke huh?

  • @leonmikeson2313
    @leonmikeson2313 Рік тому +7

    the "STATic warfare" pun was underappreciated

  • @lukebaszak6834
    @lukebaszak6834 Рік тому +17

    Let's see Paul Allen's stats

  • @rianwood4076
    @rianwood4076 Рік тому +16

    This video should be marked as educational I'm learning so much stats

  • @Starguard631
    @Starguard631 Рік тому +10

    Knew when he said the player was obsessed with stats had to be dankus

  • @queekheadtaker4494
    @queekheadtaker4494 Рік тому +3

    All this *SOFT* and *HARD* attack stats have got me really psyched for this boko video

  • @cheekychunkSR
    @cheekychunkSR Рік тому +13

    Video intro: Player obsessed with stats
    Me: "It's Dankus, isn't it?"
    30 seconds into the video hear him laughing
    Me: "Yep, it's Dankus"

  • @chrisenvelope8985
    @chrisenvelope8985 Рік тому +4

    Dankus is going to name "They think my South Africa was weak" to his new vid😂

  • @jeffreyrook8073
    @jeffreyrook8073 Рік тому +1

    "I'm Stats as f*** bro. I don't think you realize how Stats I am."

  • @TioWiki
    @TioWiki Рік тому +2

    4:46 the brit with some good old brit humour

  • @leonardorivelorivelo9253
    @leonardorivelorivelo9253 Рік тому +3

    The Commonwealth from 2:15 to 3:15 sounds exactly like how i expect a real life soyjak to talk and sound like

  • @OzyWazza
    @OzyWazza Рік тому +1

    South Africa absolutely pulsing with "NOTICE ME SENPAI!!!" vibes with that constant "Stats" drum-beat.

  • @Brent-jj6qi
    @Brent-jj6qi 10 місяців тому

    I love how the line about bragging about stats in the intro card gave away it was dankus SAF

  • @cespu_iv4519
    @cespu_iv4519 Рік тому +6

    Dankus seemed so proud of its infantry I loved it

  • @TorontoWire
    @TorontoWire Рік тому +2

    POV: South Africa wants to be the main character

  • @sirllamaiii9708
    @sirllamaiii9708 Рік тому +4

    >South Africa obsessed with stats
    Let me guess, Dankus SAF?

  • @swisscheese6664
    @swisscheese6664 8 місяців тому +1

    Can’t believe the Germans ran out of stats in 1943

  • @heartfeltfancy
    @heartfeltfancy Рік тому +1

    5:32 someone had to say it, i respect that

  • @12undeadz
    @12undeadz Рік тому

    voicecrack while he screams STATS as it pans to his 1-1-1-1 admiral had me dead

  • @pa_alia
    @pa_alia Рік тому +1

    I want more of these videos ripping Dankus

  • @jamiekamihachi3135
    @jamiekamihachi3135 5 місяців тому

    I like to imagine after the peace deal a bunch of Australians painting a kangaroo over the rising sun insignia over their newly acquired carriers.

  • @CodyIsDaBaws
    @CodyIsDaBaws Рік тому

    “Obsessed with stats” I’ll bet it’s Dankus. Oh look!

  • @Someone42527
    @Someone42527 Рік тому +21

    It's got to be great to get to play games with your freinds and make around 8k a month from it. Maybe I'll try something like this once I've got friends, editing skills and a good personality

  • @mentomor9961
    @mentomor9961 Рік тому

    It's over Anakin, I have high stats!
    YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY STATS

  • @JadenLightvale
    @JadenLightvale Рік тому

    Starting off and there’s immediately a rule break. Average bokoen1 multiplayer

  • @sebastiaanbeverloo5652
    @sebastiaanbeverloo5652 Рік тому +1

    Look at those Stats!!!!!!! hearing that for 10 minutes straight is some new torture method and I love it xD

  • @Otterdisappointment
    @Otterdisappointment Рік тому

    “We’re going up there we’ve almost killed the most Italians!”
    “What the fu-?”

  • @Forlyn0
    @Forlyn0 Рік тому

    Dankus didn't even say "My eye!" he was too busy looking at the stats!

  • @laynaTheLobster
    @laynaTheLobster Рік тому

    The moment I saw "Obsessed with stats" in the intro I fucking KNEW it was Dankus

  • @raideurng2508
    @raideurng2508 Рік тому +1

    I can only imagine the shit Swimming was raging to his team about.

  • @sonoftroja1093
    @sonoftroja1093 Рік тому +4

    I havent seen the vid, but i just know its Dancus on South Africa

  • @Bobikon1221
    @Bobikon1221 Рік тому

    When you look at Dankus stas:
    "Oh, it's so big. So much bigger than your father."

  • @GustavoGplay
    @GustavoGplay Рік тому

    The moment I saw "the SA player was obsessed with stats and wanted everybody to look at them all the time", I knew it was Dankus

  • @mattbrucciani8751
    @mattbrucciani8751 Рік тому

    The fact that we all knew it was gonna be dankus from the opening credits

  • @JD-mo9sr
    @JD-mo9sr Рік тому

    I like how you shutdown Dankus. He needed that as it made him more focused.

    • @chrislaezur730
      @chrislaezur730 Рік тому

      Pro tactical moves only on gaming pro veteran Prokoen’s channel.

  • @sjeason
    @sjeason Рік тому +1

    In this video, people had stats.

  • @kayonthetrack8531
    @kayonthetrack8531 Рік тому

    As soon as you said "south africa wanted everyone to look at their stats" I knew it's fucking dankus playing them

  • @t_gabiuel6058
    @t_gabiuel6058 Рік тому

    I've heard the word "stats" so many times that it doesnt make sense anymore.

  • @davidbolotin9007
    @davidbolotin9007 Рік тому +91

    Can we appreciate how much effort bokoen1 puts inside of us 🙏❤️

    • @nosferatustg7675
      @nosferatustg7675 Рік тому +41

      Everyday i yearn to have the danish man putting his effort in me

    • @USELESSDCK
      @USELESSDCK Рік тому +18

      He really works hard for it ♥️

    • @cc0767
      @cc0767 Рік тому +17

      Ratkoen snaking inside of us

    • @PwnZombie
      @PwnZombie Рік тому +3

      Can we appreciate how much effort he puts inside his dead horse

  • @tomirk4404
    @tomirk4404 Рік тому

    When I read the bit about South Africa going on about infantry hard attack/stats I thought “surely it’s Dankus”

  • @awesomeguyreborn2822
    @awesomeguyreborn2822 Рік тому

    You did and I enjoy your fast ones.
    Love your content btw :)

  • @zenknight4839
    @zenknight4839 Рік тому

    The moment it says "look at the stats", I instantly knew it's dankus, because only dankus would do this 😂

  • @harryr.traulsen1689
    @harryr.traulsen1689 Рік тому

    *Sees title and thumbnail* “oh man guess Dankus played South Africa”

  • @NotTheBomb
    @NotTheBomb Рік тому

    I love how they know each other channels enough, to meme off each other

  • @garlicxlr
    @garlicxlr Рік тому

    Look at my stats. Aren't they neat?
    Wouldn't you say my HOI4 game's complete?
    Wouldn't you say am the guy... The guy who has... Esport stats...!

  • @EntityVsEntityInteractions
    @EntityVsEntityInteractions Рік тому

    "This made them obsessed with the stats on their divisions" ... It's dankus isn't it

  • @FumoPliskin
    @FumoPliskin Рік тому +1

    Soon I saw stats in the intro, I knew it was Dankus lmao.

  • @stratical
    @stratical Рік тому +1

    most competent Japan player I've ever seen

  • @TheColombianSpartan
    @TheColombianSpartan 4 місяці тому

    "Greek submarine stats" holy shit i am _dying_

  • @sniper21223
    @sniper21223 Рік тому +1

    Lets play the suicide speedrun game. Take a shot every time someone says stats.

  • @joeyaknow3034
    @joeyaknow3034 Рік тому +1

    Another one down another to go
    Love the vids!

  • @Eagle-nh3oj
    @Eagle-nh3oj Рік тому +1

    "they said my infantry was weak..."

  • @MrTeddy12397
    @MrTeddy12397 Рік тому +3

    whats dankus's problem

  • @RandomAutist
    @RandomAutist Рік тому +1

    Everyone asks to look at Dankus stats, but is anyone asking to look at his stats?

  • @DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree

    A map gamer telling me that I'm not cool is like that D.U.S.T guy telling me that I'm not gonna survive a home invasion.

  • @SerialElfYT
    @SerialElfYT Рік тому +1

    WAIT YOU CAN BLOCK CROSSINGS WITH CAPITALS!?!?!??!

  • @Gonboo
    @Gonboo Рік тому

    This gives me "+4 Str +4 Stam leather belt" energy.

  • @schmidtsandvich7460
    @schmidtsandvich7460 Рік тому

    From the video title, I already know it was a Dankus SAF

  • @bradenhetzel874
    @bradenhetzel874 Рік тому

    When i saw that the SAF was talking about stats i knew it was dankus

  • @taiga9675
    @taiga9675 Рік тому

    Split second I read "our SAF player is bragging about stats" I already knew it was dankus

  • @BirbExMachina
    @BirbExMachina Рік тому

    My guy sounding like sneako saying "Watch my clips"

  • @boxcarz
    @boxcarz Рік тому

    Lemon Demon - My Trains, but it's "MAH STATS!!!"

  • @IndependentObserver
    @IndependentObserver Рік тому

    Why am I not at all surprised that it was Dankus playing South Africa...

  • @alfredosanchez5387
    @alfredosanchez5387 Рік тому

    “Can i get land” is so funny to me 7:16

  • @GAarcher
    @GAarcher Рік тому +1

    stats was never a good stats a esports
    that last sentence was power

  • @KachinaPeak
    @KachinaPeak Рік тому

    I knew from the moment I saw stats in the title it was gunna be dankus

  • @charlemagne7847
    @charlemagne7847 Рік тому

    As soon as I saw that south africa was obsessed with stats I knew it was dankus

  • @Syrath101
    @Syrath101 Рік тому +2

    Of course South Africa was Dankus.

  • @depressedemu9176
    @depressedemu9176 Рік тому

    Swimmy has been struggling on Japan recently *looks into the camera*

  • @user-ki8pr9kl2f
    @user-ki8pr9kl2f Рік тому

    bullying dankus is always fun and morally correct

  • @Almirante1741
    @Almirante1741 Рік тому

    I knew it was going to be Dankus, I freaking knew it

  • @tellurius4951
    @tellurius4951 Рік тому

    The moment I saw the word "stats" I realized it was Dankus

  • @saulgallagher5668
    @saulgallagher5668 Рік тому

    The seconds stats were mentioned I knew it was Dankoos

  • @alexwilbrecht6962
    @alexwilbrecht6962 Рік тому

    All I’ve seen is the title card, I’m predicting that Saf is dankus

  • @Brukawski
    @Brukawski Рік тому

    I fucking knew from that description that it was dankus

  • @mountelbert4214
    @mountelbert4214 Рік тому

    I saw the word stats and instantly realized it was Dankus

  • @rockerfarm6445
    @rockerfarm6445 Рік тому

    Dankus is the Hoi4 version of a mad scientist xD

  • @tomm9963
    @tomm9963 Рік тому

    Disappointed that Lowiee didn't once come out with the jeezy peeps

  • @drekbleh7081
    @drekbleh7081 Рік тому

    Ngl thought I was gonna hear everyone yelling at Bo for shilling for his channel

  • @helwrecht1637
    @helwrecht1637 Рік тому +1

    Wholesome allied victory. Is nice