Nuclear Warfare - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

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  • @Latrodecti
    @Latrodecti Рік тому +7630

    This entire video feels like watching Dankus fall down a flight of stairs

    • @2Links
      @2Links Рік тому +534

      Truly the Dankus UK experience

    • @Spartan117xxxxxx
      @Spartan117xxxxxx Рік тому +338

      @@2Links Yeah, I feel like whenever he plays UK, it is an absolute dumpsterfire

    • @tyd521
      @tyd521 Рік тому +60

      That’s FDR’s job

    • @clusterfuck7375
      @clusterfuck7375 Рік тому +543

      Its more like watching him fall up a flight of stairs since he seems to win everytime he gets sealioned.

    • @noneofyourbusiness9489
      @noneofyourbusiness9489 Рік тому

      @@clusterfuck7375 Sealion noob trap bait and switch.

  • @exoticequinox4483
    @exoticequinox4483 Рік тому +7530

    This is the universe where McArthur was in charge of the European theatre

    • @alect525
      @alect525 Рік тому

      Or where Arthur Harris was given the US Nuclear controls

    • @mosquito7307
      @mosquito7307 Рік тому +53

      BAHAHA

    • @ethanmcfarland8240
      @ethanmcfarland8240 Рік тому +56

      MacArthur*

    • @doommuffin2663
      @doommuffin2663 Рік тому +175

      time traveler kicks a rock:
      Europe: Welp, I guess it’s time not to exist anymore

    • @nicolauslr9937
      @nicolauslr9937 Рік тому +14

      ​​@@ethanmcfarland8240 McCheese*

  • @Very_Silly_Individual
    @Very_Silly_Individual Рік тому +1826

    The Marshall plan about to be expensive as FUCK 💀

    • @aureklanderson4498
      @aureklanderson4498 Рік тому +104

      Nag, the morganthu plan is happening in this world

    • @mileshostetler2469
      @mileshostetler2469 Рік тому +172

      @@aureklanderson4498I don’t think there is a Germany left to deindustrialize

    • @aureklanderson4498
      @aureklanderson4498 Рік тому

      strip the knolege of flame making from the tetons lol@@mileshostetler2469

    • @OnlyGrafting
      @OnlyGrafting 10 місяців тому

      ​@mileshostetler2469 in this world they'd be better off making Central Europe an impassable nuclear wasteland to prevent war with the soviets.

  • @GodSpeedYouCamus
    @GodSpeedYouCamus Рік тому +4752

    Patrolling the Balkans almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

    • @alect525
      @alect525 Рік тому +298

      Fallout: Bulgaria
      complete with Constantine's Legion

    • @keirangray902
      @keirangray902 Рік тому +117

      True to Musolin... I mean Ceaser

    • @petesperandio
      @petesperandio Рік тому +121

      Fallout: New Varna.

    • @steffanyschwartz7801
      @steffanyschwartz7801 Рік тому +118

      @@petesperandioFallout set in Albania where everything is fine due to the bunkers

    • @blazko_wicz2222
      @blazko_wicz2222 Рік тому +95

      @@steffanyschwartz7801 Fallout is already present day Albania simulator

  • @baconhairbacana1964
    @baconhairbacana1964 Рік тому +3982

    *Dankus getting Sealioned feels like such a classic at this point...*

    • @RhelrahneTheIdiot
      @RhelrahneTheIdiot Рік тому +1

      It was all part of the Dankus master plan for decimating the German army and distracting them from the USSR.

    • @augustkoningen9970
      @augustkoningen9970 Рік тому +109

      I ask myself all the time If He gets chronically stupid when playing Britain, or I just dont understand multiplayer...

    • @antosqa7343
      @antosqa7343 Рік тому +71

      Actually 5Head strat to lure Germany in and convoy raid him to death

    • @icecoldpolitics8890
      @icecoldpolitics8890 Рік тому +11

      What you mean at this point? I have been getting hit with the back to the future meme for about the last three Dankus UKs

    • @jonatanlj747
      @jonatanlj747 Рік тому +10

      You know what? You know what? I'll say it. I'll be the one to say it, Dankus UK is weak.

  • @clarkrovin8241
    @clarkrovin8241 Рік тому +887

    I like that he nukes The Hague first, that way they couldn’t retroactively try Bo for warcrimes.

    • @noinfo1018
      @noinfo1018 Рік тому +79

      Cant have the Nuremberg trials if Nuremberg doesn’t exist
      -axis high command, 1946

  • @shrimpboom8
    @shrimpboom8 Рік тому +2855

    Both sides having nukes is a very interesting dynamic. No more strategic depth. No more well thought out battle plans. Just a mad scramble to blow up the enemy's air capability before they do the same to you.

    • @Michaelonyoutub
      @Michaelonyoutub Рік тому +768

      i am pretty sure there was a counter strategy developed that you can kinda see employed by the axis where they made an airport in every state and had only 100-200 planes in it to avoid losing everything with one nuke, but someone still fucked up and had like 3 to 4 thousand planes in that one airport.

    • @egesisli5694
      @egesisli5694 Рік тому +647

      ​@@Michaelonyoutubmy best guess is that they were re organising their air and just for few seconds they were stacked and by pure inconvenience bo was checking on their airports that moment

    • @MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot
      @MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot Рік тому +172

      Mutually Assured Destruction.

    • @zane990
      @zane990 Рік тому +86

      @@egesisli5694 yep and it was golden lol

    • @ethanyeung6216
      @ethanyeung6216 Рік тому +59

      ​@@zane990 of course it was golden lol

  • @aaroncabatingan5238
    @aaroncabatingan5238 Рік тому +4250

    That was an insane game. Would love to see an Axis POV. Especially when the Stettin bombing happened which massacred the whole Luftwaffe.

    • @SupremeRTS
      @SupremeRTS Рік тому +160

      Does nuking an airport kill the planes too? Or is it just the plane capacity

    • @noneofyourbusiness9489
      @noneofyourbusiness9489 Рік тому +617

      @@SupremeRTS Kills the planes.

    • @panzerschliffehohenzollern4863
      @panzerschliffehohenzollern4863 Рік тому +631

      @@SupremeRTS Nuclear detonation tends to not mix well with aluminium planes yes.

    • @SupremeRTS
      @SupremeRTS Рік тому +47

      @@panzerschliffehohenzollern4863 is this on vanilla too? Or just the mod

    • @TheKonkaman
      @TheKonkaman Рік тому +197

      @@SupremeRTS vanilla

  • @inductivegrunt94
    @inductivegrunt94 Рік тому +1254

    When the game lasts beyond 1945, nukes become the deciding factor in who will win.
    Nothing wins wars like dumping dozens of nukes onto your enemies until there's nothing left to nuke...
    Then you keep nuking just in case. Or to prove a point. Or both.

    • @A_Dragovich
      @A_Dragovich Рік тому +50

      The Great Trial

    • @quentintin1
      @quentintin1 Рік тому +59

      you keep nuking to prove the point that you can nuke them in case they try to be funny

    • @oliverheatly6461
      @oliverheatly6461 Рік тому +3

      @@A_Dragovich TNO reference?!?!

    • @A_Dragovich
      @A_Dragovich Рік тому +3

      @@oliverheatly6461 IN YOUR BOKOEN1 COMMENT SECTION?! It's more likely than you think

  • @generalgrievous4579
    @generalgrievous4579 Рік тому +964

    Gotta give the Axis bois credit where it's due, not often you see an Axis survive so long under constant nuclear bombardment. The fact they lasted close to 47 is insane. Definitely one of the best Hoi episodes this year!

    • @b1indmailman
      @b1indmailman Рік тому +61

      Usually after the air force is dead they just surrender immediately so it was pretty funny to see them fight to the end

  • @nordwind1841
    @nordwind1841 Рік тому +2040

    To be honest, this was one of the most entertaining games in a while, not just the nukes, but because it really went back and forth between Axis and Allies.
    Yeah, it is torture that these games last this long (I believe the stream was like 7+ hours long) but I ended up watching every second of it.
    Also Dankus being sealion'd is a certified BOBG classic.

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte Рік тому +39

      Well, the nukes too. Since we never see them and majority of the audience weren't even aware that nuking airfileds destroys all planes😂

  • @stepal6958
    @stepal6958 Рік тому +267

    The funniest part was jumping over to Golden's stream to watch the moment when the 3-4k planes were nuked. Golden complains about his coop's micro of the airforce and says he's taking over to sort it out, and within about 8 seconds he's moved every single plane to one airfield and gotten them all destroyed. Truely a Golden moment.

  • @Bokoen1
    @Bokoen1  Рік тому +495

    Kaboom

  • @CaptainRhodor
    @CaptainRhodor Рік тому +528

    I love how Bo basically nuked the shit out of the Germans with one hand and lend-leased the entire Soviet army with the other XD

    • @somewhereelse1235
      @somewhereelse1235 Рік тому +66

      The only difference between this and history is that Bo brought atomic fire to Dresden.

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 Рік тому +50

      "One fist of fire, the other of steel, if the right one don't getcha then the left one will!"
      -Sixteen Tons (slightly paraphrased)

    • @raizors1331
      @raizors1331 Рік тому +26

      "Tell me what you need, I can give you a new army if you want a new army" - Gigachad bokoen1

    • @hello-rq8kf
      @hello-rq8kf 8 місяців тому +1

      @@ladywaffle2210YWNBAW

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 8 місяців тому

      @@hello-rq8kf a trans woman is sexier than you, cope and seethe

  • @bacca16
    @bacca16 Рік тому +432

    Whenever there are nukes in a hoi game, there is most likely incompetence before barb

  • @DominationDom
    @DominationDom Рік тому +188

    12:02 that "I love you" was so proudly and genuinely spoken, I really enjoyed that

  • @forniteisbad9450
    @forniteisbad9450 Рік тому +332

    I like how the end of the game with the nukes is just a game of battleship

    • @KleinesStein
      @KleinesStein Рік тому +99

      “Damn it, you sunk my entire tank corps”
      “No! You sunk my Luftwaffe”

    • @crook7493
      @crook7493 Рік тому

      "Nuke B7 please"

    • @kylerowsley
      @kylerowsley Рік тому +9

      Fitting given the german strategy.

  • @Scientist118
    @Scientist118 Рік тому +451

    Man, it feels like you turned the military-industrial complex up by eleven with the amount of nuclear firepower you brought to this game.

    • @rnglillian8081
      @rnglillian8081 Рік тому +74

      That and basically being the USSR's factory

    • @pcslug3122
      @pcslug3122 Рік тому +61

      American steel and plutonium, arsenals of democracy.

    • @alect525
      @alect525 Рік тому +37

      gonna need one hell of a Marshall Plan

    • @amraniussilber5244
      @amraniussilber5244 Рік тому +8

      @@alect525 I don't think Marshall plan can help much with nuclear radiations...

  • @minorlgYT
    @minorlgYT Рік тому +303

    The fact that they modded you in as a general and you held the Faroe Islands. LMAO

    • @alect525
      @alect525 Рік тому +58

      only could have been better if in game Bokoen retook Schleswig Holstein

    • @goldenfiberwheat238
      @goldenfiberwheat238 Рік тому +52

      @@alect525he nuked it instead

    • @Nothing-1w3
      @Nothing-1w3 Рік тому +15

      @@goldenfiberwheat238 a good compromise

    • @hopfinatorischerkuchenkrieger
      @hopfinatorischerkuchenkrieger Рік тому +14

      General Bokoen1 also seems to have the substance abuser trait if you look closely.

    • @thisisaname5589
      @thisisaname5589 Рік тому +2

      @@hopfinatorischerkuchenkrieger Yeah, he's an opiate addict. Hah

  • @graffitisamurai
    @graffitisamurai Рік тому +338

    The British military wargamed Sealion after the war, and I'm pretty sure they came to the conclusion that even in the best circumstances German forces in Britain would have been starved for supplies as the Royal Navy patrolled the Channel.
    I think they even concluded that Sealion might have shortened the war.

    • @12gark
      @12gark Рік тому +16

      The point was the air: Germany never Sea Lioned not because of the Royal Navy, but because of the RAF. With complete air dominance, the Royal Navy wouldn't be able to do anything to German convoys, but they never got to the point of actually neutralizing the RAF. That has always been clear, Churchill said it himself.

    • @graffitisamurai
      @graffitisamurai Рік тому +60

      @@12gark It's a combination. The wargames concluded that even if the Germans kept attacking the RAF, they would be unable to achieve air superiority over the channel. This would allow the Royal Navy to disrupt German supply lines. I never said the Royal Navy was why the Germans actually didn't proceed with Sealion

  • @AnimalioPahazalli
    @AnimalioPahazalli Рік тому +576

    The script was outstanding today, thank you sir Bokoen

    • @ethanduncan1646
      @ethanduncan1646 Рік тому +85

      Writers start with the classic Dankus getting Seolioned then flawlessly transitioned to carpet nuking Germany.

    • @KnownNiche1999
      @KnownNiche1999 Рік тому +20

      @@ethanduncan1646 Truly one of the scripts of all time

    • @Hidz88
      @Hidz88 Рік тому +7

      ​@@ethanduncan1646 ✍️✍️✍️🔥🔥

  • @b3ygghsas
    @b3ygghsas Рік тому +65

    Everybody gansta until MacArthur takes control of the european theater and unleashes nuclear winter

  • @ThatWelshGuy.
    @ThatWelshGuy. Рік тому +72

    Bulgerian tanks: *exist*
    Us airforce: "for me?"

  • @Tom-H1
    @Tom-H1 Рік тому +156

    That meme with the shell hitting the german tank, the commander saying: "Schieße," and then fucking exploding? Yeah that was golden this game
    W USA

  • @thecommunistdoggo1008
    @thecommunistdoggo1008 Рік тому +700

    Bo really be lining the release up with recent Russian announcements

    • @schambal9315
      @schambal9315 Рік тому +82

      That danish hound know something we don't

    • @thecommunistdoggo1008
      @thecommunistdoggo1008 Рік тому +36

      @@schambal9315 I refuse to believe this is an accident

    • @jamesmccomb9525
      @jamesmccomb9525 Рік тому +8

      What announcement?

    • @holycountryenterprise2997
      @holycountryenterprise2997 Рік тому +6

      ​@@jamesmccomb9525 I agree what announcement

    • @axdde6428
      @axdde6428 Рік тому +51

      @@jamesmccomb9525 nukes in belarus im guessing although they have been planning that since last year

  • @DarkArtistKaiser
    @DarkArtistKaiser 7 місяців тому +10

    >Europe is now a smoldering, radioactive ruin
    Churchill: "Congratulations everyone, we saved Europe!"

  • @Wzlang65
    @Wzlang65 Рік тому +130

    It was really a treat to experience the brief moment of madness when they counter nuked you as their last gambit, only to see that airport get restocked immediately.

  • @amithe_gayboi5473
    @amithe_gayboi5473 Рік тому +32

    Golden told his coop “you suck at air I’m taking over” and got half his planes nuked literally ten seconds later by moving them all to Stettin to reorganize.

  • @AleksandrMitiunin
    @AleksandrMitiunin Рік тому +34

    USSR's "give me ATs, rifles, horses, arty, sup, AA and I'll build 80 divisions" seems historically accurate

  • @lukaf5
    @lukaf5 Рік тому +157

    After watching this game live on Bo's channel, I've taken a look at Golden's (Germany) VOD to see his reaction to some critical moments.
    Losing Britain was very surreal. Golden could not accept the fact that the island was doomed. He saw that he had no convoys, that all of the units were out of supply, but he fixated on the fact that his coop defended a river in Scotland instead of mountains on the England-Scotland border. He kept repeating that his coop lost the game, because 'with good micro, it was an EASY year or two delay for the allies'.
    Completely delusional.

    • @thatonejoey1847
      @thatonejoey1847 Рік тому +85

      Actual hitler moment

    • @croma2068
      @croma2068 Рік тому +89

      ​@@thatonejoey1847 it's not a bokoen1 hoi4 game if nobody on the axis actually roleplays hitler

    • @awakenDeepBlue
      @awakenDeepBlue Рік тому +34

      Actual Downfall moment.

    • @Robotmudkip99
      @Robotmudkip99 Рік тому

      Can you post a link to the vod

    • @Trint3e
      @Trint3e Рік тому +12

      DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL moment

  • @chillinnabox
    @chillinnabox Рік тому +96

    Five years ago.... I lost 3,000 planes in the blink of an eye...
    And Bokoen just FUCKING watched....

  • @janehrahan5116
    @janehrahan5116 Рік тому +2381

    "Sea lion is a noob trap"
    yes, this is what the axis high command determined in 1940. Glad the hoi4 community caught up XD

    • @jonathansibrian695
      @jonathansibrian695 Рік тому +60

      What if you sealion and cap brits but then inmediate retreated,just leaving a token force so you dont lose everything?

    • @mal5245
      @mal5245 Рік тому +208

      ​@jonathan sibrian well then they'll easily retake it and the US will have joined the war a year earlier basically jumo starting their economy

    • @pagatryx5451
      @pagatryx5451 Рік тому +51

      Not really. They wanted to invade, just couldn't. Hence the Battle of/for Britain being called as such. If they succeeded in capturing the UK, then the US would have had a hard time getting involved.

    • @quentintin1
      @quentintin1 Рік тому

      seelowe is only a viable thing if they can pull it off before the US joins the war
      of after capitulating the soviets
      whichever comes first

    • @seanmac1793
      @seanmac1793 Рік тому +20

      Well, the German Navy determined that the Army still believed that it was to quote Jodl "a river crossing along a broad front". Batshit crazy man.

  • @ribbon8677
    @ribbon8677 Рік тому +98

    Bokoen going the full Hiroshima RP by leaving cautionary leaflets in the chat before bombing

    • @equilintogo5378
      @equilintogo5378 Рік тому +2

      Except that's a patchwork myth; the leaflets prepared for Hiroshima was dropped only after it was nuked (didn't finish printing in time).
      The leaflets commonly shown in this argument are about the firebombs.

  • @Bernhar301
    @Bernhar301 Рік тому +109

    i'm just imagining how amsterdam literally no longer exists in this universe because you nuked it, it's gonna be underwater

    • @goldenfiberwheat238
      @goldenfiberwheat238 Рік тому +31

      “I’m gonna make Rotterdam look like a firecracker”

    • @alect525
      @alect525 Рік тому +47

      @@goldenfiberwheat238 "They have sowed the seeds and shall reap the whirlwind "
      "But the Dutch are our allies"
      "I said REAP THE WHIRLWIND"

    • @the-letter_s
      @the-letter_s Рік тому

      Saeftinghe moment

  • @Crispifordthe3rd515
    @Crispifordthe3rd515 Рік тому +68

    Bo was literally playing America like the Sugar Daddy they were during WW2, holy shit.

  • @reaperking2121
    @reaperking2121 Рік тому +73

    I love it how Dankus is considered one of the best hoi4 players in the community. Then this man gets into a bo game. At which point he just becomes the dude who always get sealioned, or loses half his army as Romania while not paying attention.

    • @TheIastfan112
      @TheIastfan112 Рік тому +51

      To be fair he did get banned from Bo's games for a few months last year along with a few others for basically being too good and making the games unfun for non meta players.
      That said, even back then he would get Sealioned because that's his kryptonite.

    • @datboi7893
      @datboi7893 Рік тому +19

      Germany built 80 dockyards just to meme Dankus. That alone is a W for the Soviets. Imagine the IC being spent on building those, as well as the resources required for all these ships.

    • @ЯрославЯковлев-ш8х
      @ЯрославЯковлев-ш8х Рік тому +9

      Really, every game with him he gets clowned. When has he been good?

    • @belgarath6508
      @belgarath6508 Рік тому

      ​@@ЯрославЯковлев-ш8хdig into the lore of hoi4 in a nutshell and you'll see.

    • @raizors1331
      @raizors1331 Рік тому +4

      @@datboi7893 To be fair USA supply the whole USSR army this game because the USSR got clapped quite hard sooooooo

  • @whatisalifeihavenone4708
    @whatisalifeihavenone4708 Рік тому +66

    This is genuinely the best Kobeon2 video I've ever seen. The amount of carpet nuking to destroy the entire globe, especially with the german nukes. Germany, Netherlands, Bulgaria, Lithuania, Denmark, and Sweden getting reduced to a toxic smog

  • @caseblue2232
    @caseblue2232 Рік тому +118

    I love how the bokoen1 general has a drug addict trait as well

    • @alect525
      @alect525 Рік тому +36

      I'm pretty sure that it is a custom trait called the rat general, I think it is from the Bokoen general mod on the workshop

  • @Real7419
    @Real7419 Рік тому +14

    "We are going to win this war, not the army or the navy, nor fighter command, but Us, Nuclear command"
    -Arthur "Bo(koen)mber" Harris

  • @twinkiephobe2915
    @twinkiephobe2915 Рік тому +24

    Best moment, Danish BO general at 1:27 As blessed as a car crash.

  • @bombvoyage5686
    @bombvoyage5686 Рік тому +79

    Bo defending the Faroe Islands truly the most patriotic Dane moment

  • @liladoodle
    @liladoodle Рік тому +21

    Germany: *Invests in the Navy.*
    The Allies: "He can't keep getting away with this!".

  • @bubbanator79
    @bubbanator79 Рік тому +88

    Truly a certified BOBG classic

  • @jaredjosephsongheng372
    @jaredjosephsongheng372 Рік тому +11

    1951, West Germany
    5 years ago, I just lost 3000 planes in the blink of an eye
    And Golden just f*cking watched.

  • @ImFoxxo
    @ImFoxxo Рік тому +49

    Me watching an older bo vid and seeing a new vid being posted just now is exactly what I needed.

  • @ejwwilson2481
    @ejwwilson2481 Рік тому +79

    Dankus UK is like a pendulum. It's either good or he gets capitulated 😂

  • @dashiellgillingham4579
    @dashiellgillingham4579 Рік тому +15

    It just kills me how the USA’s lend-lease numbers just kept getting bigger and the player kept getting more enthusiastic about mailing them places

  • @tyrannicfool2503
    @tyrannicfool2503 Рік тому +31

    Now imagine if the game counted civilian casualties, half of Europe is simply gone.

    • @vonplaful
      @vonplaful 11 місяців тому +3

      Oh it doesn’t count it ? That’s really sad, I can’t imagine those numbers, and the state of the earth after the war..

  • @kd3045
    @kd3045 Рік тому +27

    Nice preview of what a Cold War DLC would look like lol

  • @noahlemay-assh2651
    @noahlemay-assh2651 Рік тому +64

    Imagine if Hoi had a nuclear winter effect for dropping so many nukes.

    • @awakenDeepBlue
      @awakenDeepBlue Рік тому +14

      In Terra Invicta, the global economy takes a hit when nukes are used.
      I'm not even the US could drop enough nukes to trigger nuclear winter.
      Edit:
      I mean back then in the WWII time period.

    • @potato88872
      @potato88872 Рік тому +2

      ​@@awakenDeepBlue did you forget just how many nukes of all type the U.s have now ?

    • @awakenDeepBlue
      @awakenDeepBlue Рік тому +15

      @@potato88872 sorry, I meant back during WWII.
      The US was only producing 1 nuke per month.

  • @Datroflshopper
    @Datroflshopper Рік тому +12

    One of the coolest games in a long time, watching both sides go blow for blow in that initial nuclear slugfest was gripping and it really made the whole war feel so protracted when nobody surrendered early as can happen a lot

  • @xTwixix
    @xTwixix Рік тому +6

    At 12:42 you bombed the airfield of the city "Neumünster". I am watching this sitting just a kilometer away from said airport/airstrip. Btw the city has also been bombed to hell because of our vital railway hup leading to the north and south between Kiel and Hamburg. Just some random facts. Great Vid

  • @benjaminphelps561
    @benjaminphelps561 Рік тому +39

    i was so certain it was over about 20 times during this game. and i only knew they won after the total nuclear domination of germany, it was honestly close

    • @willkrueger3857
      @willkrueger3857 Рік тому +1

      This is honestly an extremely impressive Axis game

    • @12gark
      @12gark Рік тому +14

      ​@@willkrueger3857 it's also an impressive shit from Russia. I mean, Bo lend leased them 2 armies, nuked Germany into oblivion and they barely survived. I mean, it's quite ridiculous.

  • @Frixworks
    @Frixworks Рік тому +5

    4:12 It's always quite weird when the land BEHIND your troops capitaluates. Bo should've been able to retreat into Scotland.

  • @despacito_boi4484
    @despacito_boi4484 Рік тому +14

    New from Bokoen1: 16:35 minutes of pure, unadulterated chaos.

  • @christhefirst
    @christhefirst Рік тому +25

    This is already my favorite bokoen video. The utter destruction is insane and was extremely morbid

  • @lordyoda607
    @lordyoda607 Рік тому +10

    10/10 Script this video is the culmination of years of writing by the Bokoen creative team.

  • @KnownNiche1999
    @KnownNiche1999 Рік тому +13

    I absolutely love this.
    Nukes make the endgame 10 times more fun and chaotic. I wish we'd see more long ass wars like that

  • @goldenhorde6944
    @goldenhorde6944 Рік тому +1

    9:43 "Bo I request an American diplomat in Berlin"
    "Alright but you'll want a dinner reservation and a daycare cause I'm sending over my two best men:
    Fat Man and Little Boy"

  • @gbm6882
    @gbm6882 Рік тому +6

    Truman: "We should be careful with our nukes lest we provoke the end of the world"
    McArthur: "GIMME A TARGET, WE NO LONGER HAVE A LOCK, I NEED GREEN AIR"

  • @lt3746
    @lt3746 Рік тому +6

    Bo: I need more nukes for this!
    Axis: “The dwarf has played his little trick he can only play it once.”

  • @ThePikminCaptain
    @ThePikminCaptain 4 місяці тому +3

    This was the first Hoi4 Mp in a nutshell episode I watched!

  • @zkatt5470
    @zkatt5470 Рік тому +20

    That moment when you accidentally stall sleeping for so long that u get to watch the new Bo video

  • @superpacocaalado7215
    @superpacocaalado7215 Рік тому +7

    "Peace in Europe! Now enjoy the sea of radioactive glass and cobalt."

  • @SH4D0WdaN0V4
    @SH4D0WdaN0V4 4 місяці тому +2

    "We did it guys, we won!"
    *looks at the empty abyss of central Europe*

  • @DankusMemecus
    @DankusMemecus Рік тому +11

    They said my UK was weak…

  • @narhumo7497
    @narhumo7497 Рік тому +17

    Time to play a game of Thermonuclear Warfare.

  • @CaptainD00M
    @CaptainD00M Рік тому +8

    imagine explaining to the dutch government in exile you had to nuke amsterdam in order to liberate it

    • @IDOLA149
      @IDOLA149 Рік тому +1

      "do you want the good news or the bad news first"

  • @Samopesh
    @Samopesh 8 місяців тому +2

    0:24 the American experience watching Europe at any point in history

  • @noinfo1018
    @noinfo1018 Рік тому +7

    Bokoen title: nuclear warfare
    Dankus title: the British master bait

  • @hydrodrift
    @hydrodrift Рік тому +6

    This is actually a badass alternate timeline in WW2. Nuclear warfare with an Allied victory.

  • @nemzecski
    @nemzecski Рік тому +5

    marshall plan cancelled boys, europe aint coming back from this one

  • @ooo_Kim_Chi_ooo
    @ooo_Kim_Chi_ooo 4 місяці тому +2

    "I lost 1 fighter its joever im going to bed." - Lowey and Thomas

  • @RotsoRobbie
    @RotsoRobbie Рік тому +2

    Most enjoyful hoi4 video ive seen in a while. The axis and allies fighting till the end with a bunch of nukes. Should be like this every game imo

  • @saulgallagher5668
    @saulgallagher5668 Рік тому +3

    I love how the first thing Bo did was nuke the hague, so that no ibternatuonal criminal court could convict him of warcrimes

  • @Corium1
    @Corium1 6 місяців тому +1

    Just seeing the nuclear war unravel is crazy xD all the fronts hault while you lob nuke after nuke at each air port

  • @tewe3572
    @tewe3572 Рік тому +2

    2:28 My subscription got a cameo in the video POG

  • @OnYinz_Not_Emo
    @OnYinz_Not_Emo Рік тому +10

    I see Bo is channeling his inner McArthur today

  • @qw3rty629
    @qw3rty629 10 місяців тому +2

    someone needs to make an artpiece depicting what the destruction of 4000 planes by nuclear fire would look like

  • @SanderDoesThings
    @SanderDoesThings Рік тому +2

    1:28 if you look really really carefully, you can see the accurate representation of Bokoen being a copium abuser

  • @comb-t
    @comb-t Рік тому +8

    I did not realise that Nuking an airport would destroy all the planes in it. I mean I guess it makes sense but still. This would have been very useful in a PRC campaign that took me until 1956 (not road to 56 mod as well) because I decided to reclaim the soviets after they lost to Germany, I just slowly grinded down their planes and had so many problems in getting air supremacy, and I had tonnes of nukes just lying around most of the time.

    • @aoki6332
      @aoki6332 Рік тому +2

      its exactly why in mutli the first target is air once both side have nuke a lot like irl both soviet and American nuclear plan had silo, airport and command center as principal target at first then the secondary objectives are launch city, economic sector, port, industrial land etc the plan is not to win but to lose the least

    • @dudududu1926
      @dudududu1926 Рік тому +1

      @@aoki6332 Americans after nuclear exchange with the Soviet, destroying the world in the process: "Guess we won, Detroit is still intact"

    • @aoki6332
      @aoki6332 Рік тому

      @@dudududu1926 we have 200 people left you have 0 we won XD

    • @dwightd.eisenhower2031
      @dwightd.eisenhower2031 Рік тому

      @@dudududu1926 Bit Detroit is already an irradiated hell hole?

  • @elbeto191291
    @elbeto191291 Рік тому +2

    "Forty thousand planes used to fly here. Now it's a ghost airfield"
    Some SAS commander, 1946

  • @LordValorum
    @LordValorum Рік тому +5

    I would pay anything to hear what the axis warroom sounded like during this video

  • @egesisli5694
    @egesisli5694 Рік тому +4

    we definitely need a full length episode and possibly even a axis pov on this one

  • @tzeentchnco.7441
    @tzeentchnco.7441 10 місяців тому +2

    I like how I see the axis powers only able to drop one nuke
    Before their whole airforce gets nuked to utter oblivion.

  • @Fordo007
    @Fordo007 Рік тому +5

    Once the nukes started dropping I started hearing TNO's Burgundian Lullaby playing and it kept getting louder and louder...

  • @kriksB
    @kriksB Рік тому +4

    I love how you go to Dankus' channel and see him portraying himself as a meta god and then you come here and see how actually incompetent he really is

  • @solidzaku2
    @solidzaku2 Рік тому +11

    Getting to a video this early? Now THAT'S getting big bucks on Bokoen's channel.

  • @SebHaarfagre
    @SebHaarfagre Рік тому

    13:51 You were starting that 🤣
    The missile knows where it is by knowing where it isn't.

  • @hvymtal8566
    @hvymtal8566 Рік тому +1

    11:40 Danish nuke Oslo while the Swedes cheer it on, colorised

  • @demodem1834
    @demodem1834 Рік тому +4

    One of the absolute best episodes of the series

  • @anoon-
    @anoon- Рік тому +2

    First time nukes have ever had game impact ever in HOI4 history.

  • @EnZo7992
    @EnZo7992 Рік тому +1

    “You need to nuke Amsterdam again” Dankus you monster

  • @silvadic2207
    @silvadic2207 6 місяців тому +1

    “HOI4 Encirclement? Nah, HOI4 Nuclear Creeping Barrage.”

  • @maxwellweiss9849
    @maxwellweiss9849 Рік тому +3

    All I’ve realized is that living by one of the world busiest airports means I will probably be one of the first to die in WW3

  • @Zephyriia
    @Zephyriia Рік тому +2

    dankus at esports: Madlad
    dankus in mp: monkeh

  • @nilloc93
    @nilloc93 Рік тому +2

    Imagine being a Soviet commander and the Americans are just dropping nukes everywhere without even being requested.

  • @zigzakz
    @zigzakz Рік тому +3

    Dankus back at it again with the classic lure them in Sealion. He really let them think they had it this time.

  • @foundationuser5043
    @foundationuser5043 Рік тому

    13:25 That was the most tired/wholesome “thank you” I’ve ever heard lol

  • @timesnewlogan2032
    @timesnewlogan2032 Рік тому +2

    Gotta say, it's always nice watching a meta-tryhard like Dankus crash and burn.