What If The Kriegsmarine Had More Funding? - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

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  • @Official_Kezzie
    @Official_Kezzie Рік тому +3601

    Im just imagining Donitz and Reader laughing and cheering while Keitel and Goring are sitting in a corner contemplating their life choices

  • @keechoocalzone
    @keechoocalzone Рік тому +777

    big fan of seeing the hard cut from "yeah we can kick out d-day" to berlin getting occupied almost every video

    • @BeastnodeG
      @BeastnodeG Місяць тому +1

      no way is that keechoo of paloro

  • @teddybearpaladin
    @teddybearpaladin Рік тому +2939

    “Bad news sir, the Kriegsmarine Commander became a successful stream influencer, and get all their subscribers from our construction managers.”

    • @luthfihar3211
      @luthfihar3211 Рік тому +93

      hoi4 media personality trait IRL

    • @khorps4756
      @khorps4756 Рік тому +27

      Mein Fuhrer... Steiner...

    • @luthfihar3211
      @luthfihar3211 Рік тому

      @@khorps4756 Donitz and Goebbles collaborating on a stream set up to get crowd funding for the kriegsmarine

    • @glenmcgillivray4707
      @glenmcgillivray4707 Рік тому +14

      ​@@khorps4756 if Germany could RP as the Steiner heavy scout mechs it would be hilarious.
      Probably illegal to have Superheavy scout tanks in divisions but it would be hilarious

    • @bighillraft
      @bighillraft 5 місяців тому +4

      ​@@glenmcgillivray4707 maybe that's why Steiner failed to attack, his division template was against the ruleset and he got banned

  • @bcminion1721
    @bcminion1721 Рік тому +409

    "D-day should die as long as we don't die on the eastern front"
    Cuts to the soviets encircling Berlin

  • @grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic5937
    @grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic5937 Рік тому +770

    They may have lost but at least they had more ships to escape to Argentina with.

    • @emberfist8347
      @emberfist8347 Рік тому +62

      No they are heading to New Swabia.

    • @yigitoz8387
      @yigitoz8387 Рік тому +40

      @@emberfist8347 Operation High Jump, so many memories

    • @grandmastercultistofben
      @grandmastercultistofben Рік тому

      you dont need german ships to escape to south America
      the Americans have plenty to spare

  • @FriendlyJOEY
    @FriendlyJOEY Рік тому +2046

    Shoutout to Japan (Dankus) not to be outdone by the Germans by refusing to build mils the whole game and only building dockyards until he had like 400 of them.

    • @vigokarnebeek9856
      @vigokarnebeek9856 Рік тому +250

      Yea also if the US fleet was in europe why didnt japan invade hawaii and stuff

    • @strgunlinr2464
      @strgunlinr2464 Рік тому +688

      ​@@vigokarnebeek9856dankus doing any game impact challenge (impossible)

    • @snakeguy8646
      @snakeguy8646 Рік тому +488

      @@strgunlinr2464 “esports alta!! My stats! my stats!”

    • @EGSON1996
      @EGSON1996 Рік тому +104

      They say my Japan is weak

    • @evilemuempire9550
      @evilemuempire9550 Рік тому +158

      @@EGSON1996…They we’re right

  • @GregBartlesbyProductions
    @GregBartlesbyProductions Рік тому +3338

    Good to see that the fans get to influence the script for once. You probably deserve a break from planning everything out.

    • @t_gabiuel6058
      @t_gabiuel6058 Рік тому +37

      wait is his videos fake??? bruhhh

    • @slushiemonster3994
      @slushiemonster3994 Рік тому +387

      ​@@t_gabiuel6058 no they're real, it's just a running meme on the channel to say that they have a script

    • @santerilaakeristo7305
      @santerilaakeristo7305 Рік тому +220

      Yeah, didn’t you know? Paradox actually pays him to do these videos to hype the game

    • @theEWDSDS
      @theEWDSDS Рік тому +4

      ​@@santerilaakeristo7305 1 thats called a sponsorship 2 not every video only when new DLC/game is out

    • @Arexsis
      @Arexsis Рік тому +91

      @@theEWDSDS That was a joke

  • @joebloggs7514
    @joebloggs7514 Рік тому +1334

    Germany - builds massive amounts of dockyards and starts producing a new high seas fleet and submarine force.
    Britain - again, you really want to do this again.

    • @emberfist8347
      @emberfist8347 Рік тому +108

      I was thinking they would go “Oh shit here we go again.”

    • @magmat0585
      @magmat0585 Рік тому +79

      "how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man!"

    • @antonioferrari241
      @antonioferrari241 Рік тому +23

      “I feel like we’ve been here before. Have we been here before?”

    • @polarvortex6496
      @polarvortex6496 Рік тому +59

      Germany try not to lose a large chunk of their navy in a pyhrric draw off the coast of Norway challenge: impossible

    • @bencurran3204
      @bencurran3204 Рік тому +3

      ​@@magmat0585 isn't Britain the Oldman tho

  • @markdombrovan8849
    @markdombrovan8849 Рік тому +570

    6:37 Bo literally pulling the "i was just following orders" card

    • @KnownNiche1999
      @KnownNiche1999 Рік тому +38

      Based and Nuremberg-was-a-showntrial-pilled B)

    • @alect525
      @alect525 Рік тому +13

      post war "it was all mad Hitler" moment

    • @vercot7000
      @vercot7000 Рік тому

      @@KnownNiche1999 a "shown" trial? what does this mean?

    • @KnownNiche1999
      @KnownNiche1999 Рік тому +1

      @@vercot7000 I meant to type "show", not "shown"

    • @vercot7000
      @vercot7000 Рік тому +1

      @@KnownNiche1999 That makes more sense considering the nazis that got off with light punishments (hauser & schroner as examples, though i'm unsure if they were at nuremberg)

  • @Technae
    @Technae Рік тому +183

    The kriegsmarine needs your help, simply read the full number on the front of the card as well as the three security numbers on the back as well as the expiry date.

  • @historigraph
    @historigraph Рік тому +115

    mfw they actually approved Plan Z

    • @Ronald98
      @Ronald98 Рік тому +4

      Oh my god i just saw this comment, i never knew you were a Bokoen1 fan!

  • @herobrineharry7698
    @herobrineharry7698 Рік тому +169

    9:14 You can tell he didn’t do shit by the immense list of “technology not being researched” “air wings missing” “generals ready to promote” clogging the top of the screen

    • @derkurier2710
      @derkurier2710 Рік тому +37

      Same with the Navy like only shiting out Heavy Cruisers is not going to win you any battle, you can see in Norway when they get Deletet BEFORE the Pre-Dreadnought

    • @Tomahawak6712
      @Tomahawak6712 Рік тому +10

      ​@@derkurier2710yeah unfortunately golden got a bit too impatient and ordered bo to raid without waiting for sufficient escorts to be built

  • @owlsayssouth
    @owlsayssouth Рік тому +136

    Donitz just Crowdfunding his navy. visionary thinking.

    • @dinofelis9343
      @dinofelis9343 Рік тому +15

      I mean the Hochseeflotte (High Seas Fleet) was financed through a tax on wine.

    • @owlsayssouth
      @owlsayssouth Рік тому +12

      @@dinofelis9343 a tax isn't voluntary (like a crowd funded project would be) . But neato.

    • @lukatomas9465
      @lukatomas9465 Рік тому +13

      Before WW1 the Ottomans ordered a battleship from the British shipyards and payed from it in part by donations from common citizens and the British taking the ship for their use at the start of WW1 was one of the reasons why they joined the central powers.

    • @Oxley016
      @Oxley016 Рік тому +10

      @@lukatomas9465 cheers for the ship sultan *laughs in British*

  • @killiangibbons3176
    @killiangibbons3176 Рік тому +538

    i knew it would be good when i found out bo and golden were co-oping Germany

    • @Weste88
      @Weste88 Рік тому +10

      We need more of this!

    • @letroll8954
      @letroll8954 Рік тому +4

      I swear Golden in Bokoen videos is straight gas rn

  • @grunknoggenfogger9840
    @grunknoggenfogger9840 Рік тому +78

    3:12 "What happens if we just lose the first naval battle?" Pretty sure that'd be a High Seas Fleet moment.

  • @specificocean2521
    @specificocean2521 Рік тому +78

    Whoever added the extra zero to the Kriegsmarine's annual budget is getting shot.

  • @Nikkidafox
    @Nikkidafox Рік тому +124

    Ah yes the "total naval strat" aka
    "What the f*ck is a barbarossa?"

  • @gamergumilyov8579
    @gamergumilyov8579 Рік тому +39

    9:35 I like how it goes from "we can kill D-day if we hold the east" to teenagers charging T-34s with a Panzerfaust in Berlin

  • @justsomeaustriandude8163
    @justsomeaustriandude8163 Рік тому +472

    I believed in the Kriegsmarine supremacy. It's so joever for my points.

  • @danielkaner5156
    @danielkaner5156 Рік тому +80

    This is a cursed timeline where hitler in 1936 just went to raeder and said "you are the man"

    • @b3ygghsas
      @b3ygghsas Рік тому +5

      I mean he basically said that when he approved plan Z even though donitz kept saying the resources would be better invested in submarines

    • @strgunlinr2464
      @strgunlinr2464 Рік тому +3

      ​@@b3ygghsasyes but in 1939 bruhh

    • @danielkaner5156
      @danielkaner5156 Рік тому

      @str gunlinr™ In 1939 he wasn't the man anymore

  • @toasterdogg
    @toasterdogg Рік тому +503

    When is the German invasion of IWO JIMA happening?

    • @mustmeat944
      @mustmeat944 Рік тому +12

      So true ToasterDog I fully agree now stop checking your UA-cam comment likes and get back to R6

    • @toasterdogg
      @toasterdogg Рік тому +6

      @@mustmeat944 This is more important, we’re in Copper anyway

    • @rydyly1734
      @rydyly1734 Рік тому +13

      Bokoen, I think we found your new script writer

    • @AdmiralSnackbar-iw5mg
      @AdmiralSnackbar-iw5mg Рік тому

      I'd gift subs for that

    • @akmon3490
      @akmon3490 Рік тому +1

      Wow a new script idea , after IWO JIMA a German naval invasion of Hawaii and Pacific coast would be nice

  • @fmikuru
    @fmikuru Рік тому +8

    9:05 hitler's last moments before unaliving in his bunker
    9:43 steiner's counterattack

  • @pieceofschmidtgamer
    @pieceofschmidtgamer Рік тому +40

    If only you had built 120 dockyards...
    You might've stood a chance.

  • @RubberToeYT
    @RubberToeYT Рік тому +122

    We were this close to greatness, the high seas fleet was nearly supreme

  • @Eminentharp
    @Eminentharp Рік тому +19

    "Two Americans down scratch ONE bogey" yes Bo you can count

  • @Createrz2015
    @Createrz2015 Рік тому +12

    9:05 the start of goldens villain arc

  • @metrorevolution8952
    @metrorevolution8952 Рік тому +27

    that golden rant at the end is definitely a hall of famer

  • @snarkymoosesshack8793
    @snarkymoosesshack8793 Рік тому +49

    >Golden crying about being such a shitter and detriment to his team
    Any other game he's got zero issues with being an anchor around the necks of his allies.

  • @maxwellgarner3445
    @maxwellgarner3445 Рік тому +71

    bo's fleet is like when planets go dark in warhammer 40k, the only notice that they are under attack is the great silence

  • @candyjanusen7417
    @candyjanusen7417 Рік тому +17

    I had no idea it was even possible to take France and hold to 1944 while having this number of dockyards

  • @Only.D.G.
    @Only.D.G. Рік тому +6

    9:05 This is pure gold

  • @mr.g5309
    @mr.g5309 Рік тому +8

    my youtube notification didnt say the whole title, so for me it just said " What if the Kriegsmarine had more fun" and i was like, yeah thats a pretty good question

  • @FourtoslavGenrikhovich
    @FourtoslavGenrikhovich Рік тому +1

    9:07 March 5, 1942. Speech by Hitler imprisoned by OKW generals for investing in a surface fleet instead of an army.

  • @Dominion69420
    @Dominion69420 Рік тому +30

    Fitting how this navy-centric episode pops up the day after I got sworn into the navy.

  • @thekatplayz
    @thekatplayz Рік тому +6

    get trolled by “MAIN FLEET”

  • @Jack_Dab
    @Jack_Dab Рік тому +12

    Golden sunk the chance of a win quite literally

  • @UlfInge
    @UlfInge Рік тому +18

    Keep it up making these great videos man!

  • @christhefirst
    @christhefirst Рік тому +3

    These last few episodes have been absolutely amazing from nuclear war to max navy Germany

  • @JS-iu3ce
    @JS-iu3ce Рік тому +5

    You know I really get the idea that Braun just hates dankus lmao

  • @BooBooBlueBerry
    @BooBooBlueBerry Рік тому +6

    Has anyone noticed that the ending card is just a picture over another video and not just the picture with audio? You can see a gap in the picture where the video can be seen above the front part of the longboat.

    • @Michaelonyoutub
      @Michaelonyoutub Рік тому +2

      I noticed it a long time ago, I think it is the vlog from when golden said that in a hotel room with bo when they met up for some convention

    • @BooBooBlueBerry
      @BooBooBlueBerry Рік тому +1

      @@Michaelonyoutub That's the video!

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Рік тому +17

    Imagine if the boys started blasting Sabaton - Bismarck while playing as Kriegsmarine

  • @randomlegionary9399
    @randomlegionary9399 Рік тому +1

    absolutely seamless transition into promoting the channel, just amazing

  • @spartan5018
    @spartan5018 Рік тому +1

    funnily enough the video does a good job showing why the kreigsmarine didn't get as well funded sense they couldn't get a large enough fleet fast enough to conted with the british or americans

  • @emberfist8347
    @emberfist8347 Рік тому +9

    I love that the way Golden is RPing is the opposite of Germany historically. The Kriegsmarine was never intended to face the Royal Navy but France.

  • @ecolone
    @ecolone Рік тому +1

    That ending rant from Golden may be his funniest yet.

  • @NeoMatrix77777
    @NeoMatrix77777 Рік тому +1

    Donitz: Now witness the full powah of this fully armed and operational kriegsmarine!

  • @josephcola9662
    @josephcola9662 Рік тому +1

    The next logical step to this is an episode where Iwo Jima somehow becomes rightful German Clay.

  • @Pytskaayu
    @Pytskaayu Рік тому +2

    as always golden always has the best fuhrer larp

  • @lordpent
    @lordpent Рік тому

    Chat gifting 90 dockyards made this the freshest vid I've seen from you in a while, I'd like to see more fun gimmicks like this in your games

  • @tsunami729
    @tsunami729 Рік тому

    Goring: Give me the planes and I’ll make Britain surrender.
    Donitz: *sipping coffee* 90…shipyards…mein Fuhrer. Let’s pump out some warships and u-boats.

  • @datboi7893
    @datboi7893 Рік тому +2

    I love how Golden still doesn't understand how navy works after all these hours.

  • @Dante_Alighieri3
    @Dante_Alighieri3 Рік тому +2

    They said my number of dockyards are weak

  • @masterchief2402
    @masterchief2402 Рік тому +3

    Bo golden coop is the most cursed and greatest combo in hoi

  • @Mwraf
    @Mwraf 10 місяців тому

    Rommel: Hey, uh, Donitz wheres fhe money coming from?
    Donitz: *Panzer vor sub sound gose off* Yes.

  • @imnotanumber43
    @imnotanumber43 Рік тому +3

    0 carriers moment

  • @liladoodle
    @liladoodle Рік тому +5

    Hitler: *Gives more funding to Kriegsmarine.*
    Oberkommando der Marine: " You heard the man, begin full production of ships for Plan Z!"
    The Kriegsmarine: "Cowabunga it is!".

    • @crazyduck156
      @crazyduck156 Рік тому

      The Royal Navy: "Cowabunga indeed"

  • @gabem3593
    @gabem3593 Рік тому

    Thank you for making this 10 minutes it is perfect for my break!!

  • @ThePikminCaptain
    @ThePikminCaptain Рік тому +1

    THE TERROR OF THE SEAS, THE BISMARCK AND THE KREIGSMARINE

  • @timesnewlogan2032
    @timesnewlogan2032 Рік тому +1

    Ninety dockyards and no Sealion.

  • @benfed4873
    @benfed4873 Рік тому

    Bo sounded so proud with the “scratch one bogey”

  • @ibekingmonkey
    @ibekingmonkey Рік тому +2

    I watched this on twitch and in the first couple battles Bo''s whole navy was gone

    • @ethanduncan1646
      @ethanduncan1646 Рік тому

      The Snake of Denmark strikes again by censoring his L's

  • @sebsauve34
    @sebsauve34 Рік тому

    Building cruisers in the battlecruiser mod OMEGALUL

  • @devvy_01
    @devvy_01 Рік тому +1

    ever think Angry Golden sounds a bit like Squidward?

  • @255omega9
    @255omega9 Рік тому +1

    Bo incase you dident know the keybind for splitting the selected units is S so that you dont waste time on pressing the split button

  • @billybill1272
    @billybill1272 Рік тому +1

    I love how the UA-cam logo has become synonymous with the swastika😂

  • @tomm9963
    @tomm9963 Рік тому

    We nearly had it Hochseeflotte bros, the sea shanties will be ours again

  • @bruh5912
    @bruh5912 Рік тому +1

    Get gangster with that navy.

  • @HDreamer
    @HDreamer Рік тому

    And he used all those dockyards to build Panzerschiffe with a top speed of 16 knots.....

  • @linkly9272
    @linkly9272 Рік тому +2

    the kringemarine, funded by le reddit gold

  • @Vidar1312
    @Vidar1312 Рік тому

    All those dockyards. I can only say, my eye, my eye, my eye.

  • @keelandietrich4548
    @keelandietrich4548 Місяць тому

    the Kriegsmarine getting funding like the USAF XD

  • @ciaran..G
    @ciaran..G Рік тому

    Get out of the Police station after 6 hours to watch Bo frrr

  • @partylizard8343
    @partylizard8343 Рік тому

    any time bo puts encirclements into the video I know Germany is gonna lose

  • @alexanderrees1882
    @alexanderrees1882 Рік тому

    British marines invading wilhelmshaven just to make off with the German fleet Bo built….

  • @TeRenner123
    @TeRenner123 Рік тому

    just blasting bassmarck over the 7 Seas

  • @ARCtrooper8248
    @ARCtrooper8248 Рік тому

    Ok has anyone else noticed that at the end card there's a little bit of the end card that's open and you can see the vidcon vlog where golden actually says that line, or is it just me.

  • @tateorrtot
    @tateorrtot Рік тому

    should've combined the axis navies and built 240 dockyards you could've stood a chance

  • @goldenhorde6944
    @goldenhorde6944 Рік тому

    "While some states have a navy, Germany is a navy with a state"

  • @psychzach1588
    @psychzach1588 Рік тому

    Thanks for reminding me to like the video. My dumbass literally forgets.

  • @wetwillyis_1881
    @wetwillyis_1881 Рік тому +146

    As someone who unironically loves the navy in Hoi4, this video was a gift from heaven, the script for this one was super based. Great video as always, Bo.

  • @mdt105
    @mdt105 Рік тому

    'It's fine... If we sealion, we get the eco back!'
    The cope is strong with this one...

  • @benettybrito
    @benettybrito Рік тому +1

    I iimagine the bf 109t figthing the royal navy

  • @Eiweing
    @Eiweing Рік тому

    Se det her var fantastisk morsomt ^_^

  • @SilverKing96
    @SilverKing96 Рік тому

    You know I really somehow expected the German naval build to win the game XD

  • @alexandervolkov5205
    @alexandervolkov5205 Рік тому +1

    1,2,3,4 How many dockyards are lining the shore?

  • @shtehfaw
    @shtehfaw Рік тому

    Read that as gifting submarines and random countries lend-leasing their fledgling undersea fleets to Germany.

  • @Troglodytarum
    @Troglodytarum Рік тому +7

    0:56 to skip ad

  • @LordGoblin9876
    @LordGoblin9876 Рік тому

    Bo didn't show Golden canceling the focus to get more dockyards from memel, so sad

  • @oversizedspeedbump9375
    @oversizedspeedbump9375 Рік тому

    these sub seaways are breaking my brain 💀

  • @Igorilianu
    @Igorilianu Рік тому

    Bokoen you could have inserteda sneeky world of warships ad

  • @spaceiscool7856
    @spaceiscool7856 Рік тому

    I was fr watching his previous hoi video while this one was uploaded

  • @homefront1999
    @homefront1999 Рік тому

    We need someone to do this with Dankus, but only do it when he's playing Russia. Naval Russia sounds so cursed

  • @bittenamehiereinfugen3713
    @bittenamehiereinfugen3713 Рік тому

    You can win every naval battle with light cruiser spam no idea why you should go for panzerships

  • @TexasJack-hc9up
    @TexasJack-hc9up Рік тому

    I was about to start on my work but I saw this video

  • @glarthir3718
    @glarthir3718 Рік тому

    The Rat of Denmark does it again

  • @Nikkidafox
    @Nikkidafox Рік тому +7

    Ok but did they win? Did they lose???
    You can't just blueball us like this, it was a close game.

    • @sansobamium
      @sansobamium Рік тому +6

      wdym, you can literally see them having lost most of germany and defending berlin

    • @yigitoz8387
      @yigitoz8387 Рік тому

      They had their Last Tiger moment. That's victory in my book.

    • @TempestLM
      @TempestLM Рік тому

      Of course they win, Steiner's counterattack saved Berlin and went all the way to Moscow

  • @nightcore8788
    @nightcore8788 Рік тому

    These anime voices of subs that are predicting more dockyards xD

  • @yexin4093
    @yexin4093 Рік тому

    I'm dissapointed you can't contest the british navy despite all those dockyards

  • @imlivinginyourceiling
    @imlivinginyourceiling Рік тому

    just want to know why you get SO MANY DAMN FACTORIES so fast in mp???

  • @randomcanadian6690
    @randomcanadian6690 Рік тому

    Ahhhhh so THATS why they built naval Germany this game