5-Minute Crafts Is The Worst Channel On YouTube 2
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- Опубліковано 8 чер 2024
- We all know that 5-minute crafts is the worst channel on youtube, but today we’re looking at one of their channel that’s JUST FOR MEN. So if you’re a woman reading this right now, be careful cause we’re about to enter testosterone town.
I hate that I have to clarify that the above is sarcasm, but it’s 2019 and irony is dead. 5-minute crafts men is bad and today we examine their content.
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guys this video is only for guys it has high levels of testosterone in it be careful if you’re not a guy!!!
Ok buddy
Jarvis Johnson whatever you want
You escaped Patreon at the right time
I'll try
OMG MY VAGINA TURNED INTO A DICK
how to understand a woman:
1. treat her like a human being
Yooo that works so much better than chaining them up in the basement and asking them 40 questions a day!
oh shiit i wasnt supposed to feed her 老乾媽 in the basement!? 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😮😮😮😮😯😯😯😯😯😯🤔🤔🤔🤔😳😳😳
@@loki7701 I know right? They are always so scared of me when I chain them up but when I treat them like a human, they talk!
OMG 🤣
2: Lick their lamps
am i a man now
i love your vids thanks for bringing light to my life
Yes you're a verified male man creature now
no
Lol
Yep
It's always:
"How to understand women"
But never:
"How are the women"
Has anyone check the women lately? I feel concern
You can't know how the woman are unless you understand the women
@@Hellknight101 i mean you can know how they are without understanding them but then since you dont understand the women the information on how they are is useless
Well that's what the videos says lol
@@randayno934 as a women I am doing great how are you
I "love" how their "Mens Hacks" are all portrayed by women.🙄😂
Lol ikr
The Sole Publishing and their channels, in general, seem to be highly feminist and portray women way more than men.
And the narration in their videos (if there is one) is almost always a female voice.
@@aetu35 lol good disclaimer
Well who else would do it, men? What would they know about men? Its not like they're men or anything
@@aetu35 "highly feminist" or were there more "attractive" female actors on hand to be used for clickbait
Today I learned that when women aren’t around, men like to have conversations in the style of Oblivion NPCs.
STOP! YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW!
Yes we do. Do you have a problem?
The Andromeda Effect Saw a mudcab by the docks the other day. Nasty creatures.
WildFireWoo We're all talking about the emperor's murder. We have no emperor. And no heir. That's never happened before. I suppose we should all be worried.
The Andromeda Effect Necromancy may be legal in Cyrodiil, but few will admit to practicing it now that the Mages Guild has banned it.
im a thirteen year old girl but after watching this video i became a thirty year old man.
im a thirty year old man but after watching this video i became a thirty year old man
I, also am a thirteen year old girl, but I became a 38 year old dad named Bill with 4 kids and a wife named Janice
I was a 16 year old girl until I watched this video and became a 6'8 big strong wielder of the man bun jutsu!
Thats how a mafia works
We are a *real man* ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)
I like to think the women pooled their money and went on a vacation together without him
can the women take me with them
@Aberdeen Harder this! you made me headcanon bobbing cartoons based off of what look like bathroom signs, and i am not unhappy about this, thank you-
A happy polycule
can the women take me with them also
@@kiralonely1307 I don’t get what you’re saying
0:04 if you pronounce the e on the end of testosterone, is sounds like a type of pasta..
why did this comment make me audibly laugh
Testosteroni
Ah yes my favorite type of pasta
*testosteroni*
It´s supposed to be funny? lol
Daniel Carmona comedy is pretty subjective, man.
"Men are always men"
Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor.
Edit: I don't usually like to edit comments but I just wanna say, to the people who keep replying "yea but what about trans people", trans men are still men, and trans women aren't men, so in conclusion, men are still always men and the floor is still made out of floor. Have a good day!
I mean,men sometimes are women
Ghillie M.G. *hold up*
Ghillie M.G. trans rights?
1/5 of the day I'm an ostrich.
Ghillie M.G. Ye *Hold up mate*
“Five kitchen hacks every _man_ needs”
Clip is of a girl
They reel you in, and then they hit you with the bait and switch, leaving you stunned.
did you just assume his gender?!
😂😂😂😂😂
MrPumpkinMan 712 👌
@@hyde4004 they fake right and break left >:)
How To Understand a Woman:
Establish open communication where she feels comfortable expressing her feelings honestly with you and understand that sometimes a person's wants can be confusing even to th--
You can't.
Oh...
Glenn B. Rust by that point, you a simp XD
@@Lololsans A simp for what? Respecting women?
Bruh, if anyone respects a woman in anyway, you call them a simp - that doesn’t mean they are a simp, you just call them that as a joke.
@ couldnt have said it any better.
Jesus christ we get it
As a trans guy, testosterone Johnson is what i feel like whenever i try to pass as guy
Yay! I wasn’t the only one who felt this way!
Same tho
Yep.
lmao all the time tho
oh yeah SAME lmao
The lovely, age-old tale of the toothbrush who turned into a man
Cameron L my name is Cameron 😂😂😂
Beauty and the Teeth?
The Man Who Cried Toothbrush
He has such a manly viking-esque beard
Be careful who you call ugly in middle school
'23 Fantastic hacks every man needs'
*Shows a women*
Anony Mouse
*A W O M E N*
Lol
don't disrespect W A M E N
I didnt meant to disrespect anyone
Wuamen*
5:37 that one actually makes sense. He changed his tires over to snow tires, and the other guy thinks that it’s too early for snow. Then in the next clip, presumably the next day, it snows, so the guy was right for putting on snow tires
Oh yeah it does
YES! I was thinking this the whole time.
As soon as my stupid brain connected the dots of "these are connected" it made sense. At first, I genuinely thought that the first one was like "I changed my tires!" "Nope, too early, they still had life left in them!" and the "man hack" was to change your tires early so you didn't get in an accident, and the second frame was just "hack: scream "I KNEW IT!!!!!" at snow because affirmation that you are smart!"
i admire the fact that jarvis put peanut butter all over his hair for one word
so do I
@@tatianavignudelli8607 It reminds me of the Drew Gooden vine haha
"Men are always Men"
I always thought at night they turned into unicorns, thanks for clearing that up, 5 Minutes Crafts.
*turns to face crowd*
So... Anyone else wanna tell her she's wrong? Should I tell her? Do we just tell her while in unicorn form? Or...?
@@ichabodlorax7585
😂😂 Thank you for this comment. I had a good laugh.
@@ichabodlorax7585
Hey, there's a reason that in old folktales, the unicorn was a passionate wild 'beast' that could only be tamed if he could lay his horn in the lap of a virgin.
I mean..unicorns are supposed to be males. Males are unicorns. They have a horn that wants a maidens lap and they're stereotypically known for being messy and smelly and care more about food than talking about their feelings. Sounds like a horny horse to me.
Ko- Kun they turn in to male unicorns
Actually we’re like rainforest amphibians and can change at will
Each man has their own little joys. Women, however are biologically incapable of experiencing joy.
Rachel Marie-Pfeifer I’m actually dying rn
Theesd is very truths
Unironically true. W*men don't experience emotion
This is why all women should watch this video, thus becoming a man as stated in the beginning. Then they may experience joy
Actually, women take joy in pleasing their men and knowing their man is pleased and full of joy :) right? xD
One, I read “vertical bangs” as vegetable bangs and was quite confused and two, even if your bangs are down, they’re still vertical...
Makes me think of that old Rhett and Link song "My Hair Goes Up, My Hair Goes Down" lol
yep ikr
3:05 Don't do that. You're going to take the grease of the chain, so that it cannot work smoothly with the gears.
You need to clean the chain from time to time though, or it will get really grimey. You can re-oil it after cleaning.
@@mioafox Yeah but unless I don't understand the "hack" (which I most likely don't tbh) it's meant to be a way to clean your chain without taking it off. But it doesn't really show any way to re oil it without taking the chain off so you end up having to take it off anyway.
@@erikasakura7721 I feel like it would take less time to clean and re-oil a bike chain the normal way. Using 2 toothbrushes just seems really inefficient.
As a man I can confirm that we do cover our hair in peanut butter all over
BrO you weren't supposed to tell them
Now we gotta go in the bunker
And I can disprove that
Harrie Heming What
Men, you’ve been exposed
*The woman invested the 5000$ in stocks and gained 15000$*
Stonks
Mute Guy this deserves more likes
I came for this comment
Mute Guy omg I was keep tapping on stonks without reading it and thought it was Read more button
The answer to the "riddle" about the 3 women seems so personal.
I just imagine a woman writing this "riddle" muttering to herself " Men will be men!.....
..Why did you leave me, [ Insert generic guy name]? What does SHE have that I DON'T?!".
WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME TESTOSTERONE JOHNSON?!
Why did you leave me Jake
Why did you leave me chad?! Tell me!!!!
wHYYYYYYY 😭
Yeah, it's kind of specific
Why did you leave me John
‘ps a woman just needs to be loved’
Eh, we need a lot more than that
IDK the book doesn't lie
Yup and “Men are always men” because all men want a pretty girl and not a investor or some crap
Like $5000?
I don't want your love I want to best you in hand to hand combat
@Taonga Masilo
WE WILL GO HUNGRY AND STARVE TO DEATH BUT NONE OF THAT MATTERS IF WE R LOVED 😎👍
Darn! A woman needs to be loved?! That’s what’s been doing wrong. I was just conducting tests on random women and then ignoring the results and picking the most beautiful girl!
The bag of chips hack is for people who have never heard of bowls.
Or clothespins
or scissors. I mean shit dude just cut the top of the bag down if its that big of a problem
What kind of clinically insane phycopath uses bowls do eat chips
what's a bowls?
Or lazy shits like me who don't wanna dirty another bowl :)
I like how he focused on how long it would take to use a couch to flatten a shirt instead of the fact that no ones couch is remotely clean under the cushions
I love how Jarvis just casually has his social security number on display in the background.
😲😳😳😳😳😳
Finally someone mentioned it
I was looking for this comment
I am 2 years late and have seen this video many times before but just noticed that in the background
*Roommate walks in*
Sees Jarvis putting peanut butter in his hair
*walks out*
Im not a man. Still here
Tread carefully, I grew three beards watching this video. And I already had 2.
Be very careful then
You are now
@@krusher181, I'm assuming at least one of them was a neckbeard?
Woah
I think I've commented this before, but turning a bagged salad on its side, cutting a slit in it to create a wide bowl, and mixing your salad inside instead of getting a bunch of dishes dirty is a great hack. I've been doing it for years ever since I saw a commercial for that sideways popcorn bag that becomes a bowl. All you need to dirty up is a fork and it costs a fraction of the cost of a to-go salad or the convenience store ones that are already in actual bowls. You get a pretty appropriate number of calories by eating the whole bag, too, depending on what you pick. Total lifesaver for when you don't have time to pack your lunch or forget
Book 2: How to Love A Woman. Flip to middle of book, “Throw a bunch of cash at them and see what they do”
how to choose your woman:
Have them in sepreate compartments, then open the door and they will face a maze, at the end of thr maze will be cheese, if they fail to get the cheese they will be stabbed several times. And no matter if they win or lose, choose the most beautiful one
@@mcdaddyhagrid5391 men will always be men
When you give out $15,000 total to three women and one makes $15,000 back so you marry some random hot girl:
STONKS
S T O N K S
Ok but S T O N K S
S T O N K S
S T O N K S
S T O N K S
- Grian
also that "Vacuum" has no storage so the pencil shavings would've just flown all around the room
Learned that the hard way.
Nicoli *press F to pay respects*
You get a pencil shaving, you get a pencil, everybody gets an individual pencil shaving!
And they dont show the part of the drill, so they've must used a real vacuum.
That definitely won’t clean you room.
If my dad put peanut butter in his hair, my mom would get mad at him for wasting food.
Five minute crafts: “how to understand woman”
Me: what about “how to respect woman” ???
WE
LADIES
NEED
R E S P E C T
WE
LADIES
NEED
@Billie Joelish "wahman" lol
WE
LADIES
Hah women don’t need respect
This is a joke don’t @ me
It’s weird if someone gives you 5000 dollars right?
Mr beast: no... are you challenging me
3 way to earn money
3.Be doctor
2.Won a bicc prize
1.MrBeast's friends
Mr beast is something else..
Is no one going to mention that the man in the video had three girlfriends at once?? And he could afford to spend $15,000 on them for an experiment?
No? Okay then.
Exactly. In the real world none of them would have married him because he dated them all at once and was somehow deep enough into all of the relationships to consider marriage and makes up insulting tests for them to please him with to name just a few reasons
Tbh im more shocked by the lack of logic and obvious nonsense of that story :
The guy spend *15000$* total (which is not nothin, unless you're Bruce Wayne, but still !) on 3 girls as an "experiment" to decide which one to marry.. And he just pick the most beautiful one in the end !
WTF, dude ?!
If you already set your mind on a physical detail, *whats the point of your damm experiment, YOU DUMBASS ?!*
Just spare 15000$, pick the hoe, says "she hot!" to the others, marry her, and save everyone's time !
F€&%!!
He said this in the video
I wanna like your comment but its at 420 so I'm a leave it like that
@@CosmicPlayR who said 420!!!!! 420!!!!! i would use 500 bucks on weed and save the 14500.
I’m a woman and I recently bought a second hand tie off eBay and I’m weirdly excited to try it on, I’ve never worn one and it might look awful on me but I was wearing a shirt the other day and I caught myself looking kind of ‘masculine’ in the mirror and I enjoyed it and I think it’s fun to experiment but yeh I’m gonna have to learn how to tie a tie so who knows maybe I’ll end up watching 5 minute crafts men haha
How's the experimenting going, if you don't mind me asking, a year later, lmao?
Testosterone Johnson is probably my favorite character in the Jarvis Johnson Cinematic Universe
I bet the tire changing bit is him changing to snow tires, his friend thinking he jumped the gun, but then it snowed the next morning, but like, conveyed in the worst way possible
Yup if you drive on your snow tires in the summer you'll certainly not miss the first snow of the season
I'm dissapointed
Press F for respect to car guys.
>9000 IQ to figure out that plotline
Finally, someone explained what was happening there. I still don’t get what it had to do with the rest of the video, but I have a feeling the answer is that it didn’t.
You're a genius for figuring this out.
As someone who spent an hour before homecoming tying my tie into an Eldredge knot I can confirm that the ladies were all over me
“I think it’s because I’m left handed.”
Felt that
smh they have obviously not seen the Gillette ad
@Druhrfe Hadishia a razor brand
(I might get woooosh'd)
@@spockbaca5475 Sir, I'm quite sure you were woodshed, but that depends on Druhrfe's answer.
@Druhrfe Hadishia I was about to reply because I messed up, but NO. I WILL NOT BE WOOOOSHED!
awesome name
m r d a n k r/woosh
You had me at "I am Testosterone Johnson."
Got ya to 69 likes 😁
Mord Fustang nice
0:55
He ruined his hair just for that one second-long shot. Respect.
“A woman just needs to be loved.”
You here that asexual/aromatic gals, you don’t exist.
hilarious
I thought the same thing!! But hey, most people don't believe we exist anyway. 🤷
@eeah yes you do :3
Don’t asexuals still feel plutonic love they can still be loved just not sexually
@@lowpolyrender612 yes, we can. I am an Aro/ace, and I love my friends like they are my family. BUT when people talk about "love" particularly in regards to gender that isn't what they are talking about.
**casually watching bad crafting channel**
...Is that...Tom Hiddleston?
And is that Noel Miller oh wait no never mind
@Jacob Winn hi done im dad HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Except it's him AS a character. Like??? The hairstyle of a fictional character represents what a director decided they should look like.
@@shaynealicious
Well hi Dad. Where have you been all my life?
@@ko-kun2579 gettin cigs
I’m so glad I’m not attracted to men I don’t have to deal with him putting peanut butter in his hair cause you know every man does
Haha yeah
Can confirm. I slather at least half a gallon of peanut butter in my hair every day.
Don't judge my kinks, and I won't judge yours. -hides 5 gallon bucket of peanut butter-
Peanut butter? Ughh cringe.. We put Mayo in our hair to make us look younger..
@@firdauskaswady2217 Mayo? Cringe! I put lava on my head to be hotter.
Ann Reardon, of How to Cook That, posted a video about them too. They're owned by a Russian corporation and are all about the money from all the views, and even posts dangerous so-called crafts. More people, like you, should expose them. Bravo!
Saw that one first. Also noted in that video is that the same Russian corporation is also responsible for a whole lot of right-wing nationalist propaganda. And yeah, some of those "crafts" and "hacks" are seriously dangerous.
@@EphemeralTao Are you talking about "The Lawfare" article on their pro-Russia inaccurate history and is there more to this rabbit hole?
@@qwertydog9795 No, not familiar with that article; but the rabbit hole goes *much* deeper than that.
I can't link the video, but a good place to start is UA-cam channel @HowToCookThat, specifically their video "Debunking Fake Videos & WHO'S behind 5-min crafts?" Even that one doesn't go as deep as this stuff gets.
Essentially, all these "viral cooking/life hack/craft" channels are running fake and often very dangerous content to maximize their views and clicks. And by dangerous, I mean people have been seriously injured and disfigured. These are from channels like So Yummy, Blossom, 5 Minute Crafts, Troom, Tasty, and about a dozen others; which churn out dozens of these things a day from their content farms in Romania, Cyprus, and a few other locations. Because people don't look at this stuff critically, they just share it around because it looks cool, so it makes quite a lot of money from the advertising views and click-throughs.
All of these channels and content farms are owned by one or two corporations, which are themselves typically owned and run by organized crime groups. They're not directly associated with the Russian government, for obvious reasons, but these corporations fund hacking orgs that do propaganda campaigns, infiltration, and other computer black ops on behalf of Putin's government. Typical cyberpunk warfare shit.
all the dislikes on this video are from the people who work for 5 minute crafts
Dunno if you live in a tropical area or not, but in temperate climates we have to change our tires during the winter. To get better grip at the cost of less efficiency.
The guy says "I changed my tires", is asked "so early?" (e.i. so early in the year), and then is shown waking up, seeing snow outside, and going "I knew it!", meaning that he realized he was right to change his tires early.
I've got NO idea what this could possibly have to do with anything though.
@@Kiki-vc1xo if 5-minute crafts tried to show us a message against sexism the channel would be removed from UA-cam
@@jfrfilms6697 lol true
Pretty sure he lives in San Francisco, so he’d have to drive for like four hours to find actual winter weather.
@@mook_butt8037 San Fransisco can get pretty cold, it's not as far south as Los Angeles or San Diego
jfr films I’m fully aware of that, I live an hour north of SF. It hasn’t snowed in 40 years in SF though, so there’s no real need for different tires there.
I ignored the warning at the beginning. I think I might have turned into a guy because of this video.
7:25 who has 15 thousands dollars just laying around the house.
Kudos to you for actually putting peanut butter in your hair for less than a second of footage. I can’t imaging trying to get it out.
Here is two life hacks that everyone should know:
1. If you don't want to lose track of your car keys, lock them in your car.
2. Want to buy things without paying for them, go into the store with a gun and a mask.
ALD 03 instructions unclear.
My dad tried this and he still hasn't told me how it went out
@@soygato2722 My dad tried to get cigarettes with this tactic but instructions were unclear so it's taking him 15 years to get cigarettes, not sure why.
Luluwu Most be a pretty long queue
Everyone should know these. It’s common sense
That also fetches you free food.
After your imprisonment.
When you second degree burn your fingers on a simple piece of toast:
That isn't even toasted
5-minute crafts is even getting mocked by a toaster now.
I've almost burnt my fingers on pop tarts, but never toast. I have no idea why pop tarts come out the temperature of hell even when the toaster is only set to the 2nd notch
In my med class, we did an activity where we tried to replicate what a burn looks like on the skin, so I can tell you from experience that is definitely lipstick.
I like how they made a "men version" of their -content farm- show, as if they're fanbase isn't just moms that stream pinterest on the daily.
6:55
I love how at the bottom it says BRIGHT SIDE
The lovely jean chair. Yes, the best hack in the world. The jean chair.
With those extra sturdy paper staples that can be easily bent with your fingers. They wouldn't hold a cat, let alone a reasonably sized human.
Jenna marbles who
The joctopus (jean octopus)
That shit made me cringe lol
When i saw the jean chair, I was eating cereal. And I struggled to not spit the milk everywhere. I laughed so hard!
does anyone find it interresting that most of the hack for men are done by women?
lai nightwalker cuz the channel is ran by women who dont know anyrhing about normal men
It's because they're reusing old footage, most of which is acted by women.
@@bandersnatch9793 But why is most of the old footage acted by women?
@@haelotny6523 probably because the hacks are meant to help out in the home and housework is a female stereotype.
That would explain why the man who conducted the $1,500 experiment on those women was portrayed as a womanizing idiot. I'm pretty sure most men are a lot smarter than that.
Dammit. You've got yourself a new subscriber.
I don't know how I tripped into your content, but you've got a good style that isn't overdone. Just fun and interesting. Good job, man.
7:16 The Deathly Hallows have changed since I remember last
Conspiracy theory: they stereotype both genders to a point where it's clear the creator of 5 Minute Crafts belongs to neither, nor is tangentially related to one.
I'm not gonna say it, I'm just gonna...
*the X Files theme swells in the background*
Ya That Does Make Sense They Maybe Are Non Binary. ( Not To Be Offensive Or Anything I'm Not Homophobic I'm Pan Myself I'm Just Saying It Kinda Makes Sense ) Edit on new years eve 2021: wow a lot changed, im genderfluid and a lesbian now
The owner of the company is male. People who come up with ideas are just trying to get clicks. They play into stereotypes because they expect people to be amused by that _and_ they have no original ideas
aliens
as someone who is Non-Binary I can't confirm nor deny this allegation
Brianna Kennedy ? How would that be homophobic? You do realize being non binary is separate from being gay?
I am manly man who do man things, such as use drill and tie tie yes hello am man
AwesomeFieryNinja hello man. Me also man. Im manning my wife. My wife is women.
Us mans donut speak of the woomans unless we tell other mans to not speak of woomans or if we are talking about wooing a wooman cuz we are manly mans
I think five minute crafts is run by aliens trying to understand us
@Susan nah u is not tuff manly mans like us
@Susan Its not a grammar problem, nor a spelling problem. Its a deliberate choice to write in a way which when read out loud sounds a particular way. Usually its used to convey accents in text (if you've ever read The Secret Garden by Frances Hodgson Burnett, you'll have seen an example of this in how she wrote a heavy Yorkshire dialect) but here its meant to sound like the generic "cave man" speaking style where the idea is to represent that the person is un-evolved. Therefore broken grammar and strange spelling is a perfect way to show this.
See also:
my name is Cow,
and wen its nite,
or wen the moon
is shiyning brite,
and all the men
haf gon to bed -
i stay up late.
i lik the bred
5:54 Jarvis clearly lives in a place that doesn't get snow. He changes his tires to snow tires!
Lol thank you so much for making this videos Jarvis I really enjoy your commentary. These hit different in 2020 :) Keep up the great work!
Is it just me or are most of the “man” hacks are done by women
Maybe it is a hack: to have woman to do something for you ;)
@@eiwaransichsein jesus what a Chad
nra3 zehuti ikr what a mega Chad XD
"Which one did he marry?" Me: "The one that was able to make money on the stock market?" "OF COURSE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ONE" Guess i'm not a real man.
*STONKS*
Not a real one, A GOOD ONE
I would go for one who has reasonable intellegence isn't after gold and doesn't have crappy morals though im not sure if those exist
I had the same answer
and i'll never be a real woman... what a stupidity
Yeah, and if you don't find a use for these hacks, you're not a man!
@@oliverblackman9846 Chimtranzee
Fiz Zelty MAN TOWN
World 100 percent woman
About the hair showing personality... my dad had long hair and he's insane. Not very creative
Jarvis: it would be really suspicious if someone offered you 5,000 dollars
Mrbeast who gave away a million dollars to a random person: Am I a joke to you?
He chose the most beautiful one... “men are always men” 😭😭😭 took me clean OUT! What is happening??!
😔😔😔😔
men only are allowed to choose "beautiful" women, God forbid that men would want a preference on the people they're dating no athletic women artsy women or women who are trained in martial arts or women who are smart with their money, men also are not allowed to choose what they would call beautiful they all must be a direct copy and paste from a victorias secret model, also women, men dont want your intelligence, be "pretty" and have nice clothes. that's basically what i got from that part of the video and it annoyed me to death
@@chillsis1650 Chill sis
@@SensemakingMartin it was a joke calm the hell down
@@chillsis1650 R/Woosh
5 minute crafts logic is
Your leg hurt? You feel too heavy? You can't even walk?
*GO TO SPACE*
too*
@@itz_emlyy949 here fixed it
Good job mate
I respect your pfp of the rage comic guy
MorganCooks no, they should put coca cola first, then comes the toothpaste.
5 minute crafts: each man has his own little toys
Dirty thoughts: allow me to introduce myself :)
**Pikachu Surprised face*
I’m ashamed to admit this is me
The Chips one is actually useful for me as I sometimes have problems with reaching into the bag just because of the feeling and such having the chips closer to the top is better for me.
you should do the channel blossom
its kinda like 5 minute crafts but
weirder
Troom troom?
@Fox With an m I think they still are as a little kids channel
And better, honestly
At least blossom can at least be a bit funny...and have stories where they ACTUALLY talk..
Especially that emoji in the corner
Honestly the only real work I can see going into these craft vidoes is the thumbnail Photoshop
"Work"
@@ENTR0PY i like Nuggets
i agree
Thank you testosterone Johnson, you have showed me how to be more like *MAN* ,thank you.
-sincerely a dysphoric nb human 🥰💜
We are not *MOST MEN, We are MERCENARIES*
- Spy, TF2 -
Hmm, 5 Minute Craft Man? I am a man, I wonder if this will appeal to me
*clicks in any video*
*NORMAL 5MIN CRAFT VIDEO WITH GENERIC SOUNDING ROCK*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
All men like bearded guitar men straight SHREDDING some blues riffs. It’s a 5 minute fact.
He changed his tires for the winter and the other guy said it was a little early in the season to change tires and the next day it snowed so he was right in changing his tires
Edit: I’m from Montana
I’m so dumb
I’m genuinely impressed I had no idea what was going on😂
@@jarvis not ur not bro🤣 ur funny af I thought the same thing lol
@@jarvis We all knew that already, but it's alright. We're all dumb people pretending to be smart.
@@jarvis Nah, there was no mention of snow tires in that sketch, so there was no reason to assume the snow out the window had any connection to anything.
Woah! Did 5 Mintue Crafts predict Big Ed?! 5:15
"men are always men"
genderfluids, and formerly male trans people: *am i a joke to you?*
LONG HAIR
a creative personality
Me: *L O K I*
@Morro then you're missing out, buddy-
Скинь Бит LUKI
12:18: My bigger question: why would someone keep a jar of Nutella in the fridge?
also gummy bears on the left
Wtf is wrong with them
Marigiuliana Cervellino yep, probably correct
@@yuli7458 Exactly. There is absolutely no reason to keep it in the fridge. It was meant to be a lighthearted comment though, nothing serious :)
Well, when driving through Utah in a RV, we had to keep the nutella and peanutbutter in the fridge, or it would melt. But that was because it was 45°C outside.
"testosterone johnson" me when I'm old enough for t
2019: Peanut butter in my hair
2020: Mayo in my hair
Wait. That $5000 story is literally just the parable of the talents with a sexist overlay and a bad joke at the end. Who the hell sits down and writes that
Femi..........
I don't even know if that was a joke. It looks like it was written by a nice girl.
Ikr
@@ritvikgiridharan2845 it was probably written by a guy trying to relate to women. But we don't think like that
Yeeep I cringed
Me: tied tie
Also me: accidentally creates noose
Accidently?
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"accidentally"
Leaf plays Games dude what
13:44 *"mom"* gets me every time
6:00 I think he was changing tires for the winter
"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon how tough are ya?"
"I put peanut butter in my hair"
"So?"
"Without any hot glue"
"Oh, uh, come right in sir"
xd
*I chewed a jawbreaker without breaking my teeth.*
I choked on my jollibee.
I am anonymous however you say it Hi uh..... yEa, thEy bRaKe youR. JAW. Dum Dum
OMGEE SPONGEBOB
1:51 why does the pants chair look vaguely eldritch to me? Like "Behold, the throne of legs! Only those with dark mastery over the Weave may sit upon it!"
Beware the man who sits upon a throne of legs
It's my sleep paralysis demon
Only a level 15 warlock may rest upon the throne of legs
@@ascendedcat260 this makes me feel uneasy for some reason
But Tom hiddleston doesnt have long hair....he has short hair. Long hair is just the loki wig. 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
3:40 they said lazy not fast
I watched one of the five minute craft men and one of the vids showed them how to hold a pencil.💀
Ah frick
Them: o k b o o m e r
cYd it hard to do tho
you should have said
“now i know to put pb in my hair
jelly?”
I think your name is dumb and Gogurt is good
@@zacharyyyy whoa there we got a funny man here
@@zacharyyyy I appreciate you exercising your right to free speech, but you should be nicer to me
That changing tires discussion was used as an educational exercise for English assignments, change my mind.
Okay so I felt like I just needed to give context. In the tire conversation after the “little joys” thing basically the first man says that he changed his tires from normal tires to snow tires. His friend says that it’s early and that it probably won’t snow. Then the next morning it’s snowing, and the man is happy that he is prepared for the weather.