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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
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"My love language is Full Contact"
"Don't you mean physical contact?"
*putting on a helmet* "No"
"My love language is Klingon."
"Oh, like from Star Wars?"
"....batlh ngoHlIj pov!" *cuts head off with bat'leth*
"If you can't wrestle me in my bed then you don't deserve to be in it" 🤣
@@adamb89 it seems that i have met another trekkie in the wild
You know... sometimes I feel bad about myself and think "I'm not a great person, I could be so much better"
But then I see reddit posts like this and think "You know maybe I'm not so bad"
That's what I use these for. "Yeah.. I'm alright."
Every now and then I'll send my partner one of these as a joke and hear her laugh in the other room in the middle of a work meeting :x
@@ectothermic that's adorable 😭
That shouldnt be an excuse to not improve yourself each say as a person :)
Bro me too!!
who remembers when jack smiled back? now he just eerily watches from the corner of the room....
making weird noises....
The good old Times have Passed...
getting closer by an inch every day…
@@MSRTA_Productionswith black goo dripping from his mouth…
He's started raiding my fridge for snacks
Jack's merch promos always feel like he's reading off a script while his loved ones are held at force-multiplier point
Force multiplier. I see you are also a human of culture lol
14:52 I love the juxtaposition of “must be in therapy” then “have no mental illness” RIGHT after
“So dear, I’m in therapy for depression”
WHAT
blue haired girls thinking they need 70 hours of therapy a week even though they have no problems and had a stable childhood
Not everyone in therapy has a mental illness. Some people use it to navigate their natural emotions in a more healthy manner.
Doesn't change the fact that you shouldn't reject someone on the basis that they are working on their mental health and treating illness.
Hell, I'm more concerned about everything else. Just the first few things would mean he has next to no time for her at all. Hits the gym at least 3-4 hours a day and has a job/career that nets an average of half a million dollars a year? Ignoring the PhD and quantum physics part, he's essentially a celebrity athlete. The meals he makes (if he even finds time for it) would likely align with his diet and regimen.
Red flag alert! Red flag alert!
Red Alert is a good game series.
Warning, Code Red, Code Red.
Containment breach on Keter-class entity, deploy all assets and prime the onsite warhead.
SCP-9999999 THE ENTITLED GIRLFRIEND BROKE OUT HIDE.
jokes on you I'm colorblind
@@elijah1494SCP-999 appears to be a large, amorphous, gelatinous mass of translucent orange slime.
Contrary to how NiceGuys™ wants sex for treating women with bare minimum human decency, NiceGirls™ doesn't actually want sex but rather to be treated like goddesses while they treat men like walking ATM's. While it does appear like both entities are playing the same abusive game on the surface, deep down they're playing by different rules. And yet they can't not make themselves be read like open books, like they're all under the influence of the same hivemind or have all been taught from the same textbook of manipulative contradiction. Their behavioral patterns are so unmistakably predictable that there just has to be a common nominator for how they came to be this way.
It’s narcissism. Covert narcissism, specifically.
The text conversation at 2:02 is... Well, I'd say plain horrendous. Hopefully they remain single because they're so toxic and a threat to anyone in search of a meaningful relationship.
That was such a violent 180 I think I got whiplash just by reading it.
she seemed so nice i don't understand what he didn't comprehend my leg is broken i can't walk or leave the house
like im asking genuine do they just not care or are they actually dumb
6:11 This dude is right! She asked him out so she pays for the meal or y'all agree to split the bill BEFORE going out.
Ye
Jack narrating the “nice” girls sounds like Transformers Prime starscream and now I’m imagining starscream picking up a voice acting career after the events of the movie and reading stupid shit from earth because that makes fat stacks on cybertron.
So I have borderline personality disorder (BPD) due to some bad trauma in my life and I do agree that there are those who push away/ignore/argue just for the sake of it but those who suffer from BPD sadly have it as a reflex to trauma. Is it still our responsibility? Absolutely! I go to therapy to work through it and apologize when my episode ends and work harder to prevent it again. Is it hard to date someone with BPD and should the person not feel guilty for leaving that partner? Absolutely! Everyone is different and we have our own life to live according to how we would like to, to find happiness. My point is, sometimes those red flags aren't always a person who is just down right awful and manipulative/abusive and sometimes it comes from someone's traumatic past unfortunately. For those who are willing to work through things with a partner with BPD, studies have shown that it gets a lot easier the more time you are with a partner as BPD individuals seek stability and reassurance since their trauma comes from being neglected, left behind, given up on, and being alone. As always, I love these meme videos! ♥
Ctpsd with bpd traits here. It's depressing how many pysch professionals actually believe people with bpd are intentionally "manipulative" and "mean". It is all a product of trauma, emotional dysregulation, ect. Sometimes when the sense of abandonment kicks in you can do and say shitty things you don't mean. Part of me says "you don't need them anyway, everyone has left you before " the other part of me desperately wants to make them stay. Sometimes I've kinda started to try guilt others pretty hard withou
t even totally realizing it. I've done a lot of self improvement over the years and it took a long time for me to become self aware to even start working on myself. Tbh my therapists have kinda sucked unfortunately. I had one therapist who kinda made me regress and made things worse too.
My parents didn't seem to believe in mental illness and treatment so I never got help that probably would have benefitted me earlier in life. It's pretty isolating when you feel like no one understands you
My dad has BPD but is the best dad I could ever have. I can get grouchy and a little whiny like we all do but he is still stable emotionally and looks out for us.
im so glad my gf and I argue like adults and actually hear each other out and understand eachother instead of playing stupid mindgames
I had a girl change the trajectory of my life with just her presence - we were in choir together, I overheard her say to a friend she liked Les Misérables, so I checked out the book from my local library and read it. My life was forever changed because I got involved in fandom through the book. Joke was on me though, she had been talking about the musical. I was 12. Nowadays my life changes require actually interacting with people lol
The emotional immaturity of some of these people, if they can't communicate their feelings in an honest way, then what's the point of wanting to be in a relationship where you're stuck between unhappy and practically stringing someone along with a mix of emotional manipulation?
He'll never forget her? No, she's right, I still remember my ex and it's been quite a long time, I'll never forget... how she was my first practical attempt at talking down someone with a knife aimed at me.
I mean, the leg girl could say "Oh, I could come to your place to hang out and help you with things," I'm pretty sure quite a few people would take her up on the offer.
"When they have more Red Flags than the Beijing Olympics." Alex was not wrong!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 luv ya Jack~ 😊
17:23
EMKAY, YOU ABSOLUTELY ROASTED THEM!
Nice girls and nice guys are the same subs in the way of no matter what gender you are you see the posts and either laugh or go "bro how the fuck, thats not a relationship thats slavery"
The Bunnings music in the merch promo hit me right in the Australia. I nearly spat my drink
I remember wen I broke up wit my gf, my gf called me to come over. The next day my ex was asking me to come stay the night...
16:07
A friend told me if I say the word mozzarella, I can’t be all wimpy/boring/whatever; I have to “say it with [my] chest.”
In one of my most autistic* moments to date, I placed my hands on the sides of my boobs (like they were lips of a sideways mouth) and pushed them together and apart and said “MO! ZZAR! EL! LA!”
(I mean, I had no idea what “say it with your chest” meant for volume/articulation/etc, so I figured I might as well make my confusion funny! 😂)
* I’m autistic and find it amusing how many autistic traits flew under my radar 😂
As a person that has had a shit girlfriend, yep, i relate to some of these.
"You were supposed to pay for me" You invited me.
"I need to be alone" *Leaves her alone* "Wait no!"
"Fuck you and your bloodline i hate you!" *5 minutes later* "love...."
As someone who was raised by an abusive mother, I am going to 100% bet that they had an abusive relationship growing up and they use that as a spring board to understand what is "normal."
I've spent a decade realizing my own certain behaviours (mild comparatively, yet no less problematic to a healthy relationship overtime) and instinctual responses to difficult/emotionally taxing situations are definitely a product of a very maladjusted individual who was my main source of understanding how to navigate the world. In particular, the "Go away!" but in actuality what you want is to just feel better and need a hug, but you're mad at the person or perhaps redirecting it to someone so you have something to blame, struck a chord with an old behaviour I know I've done an still sometimes get as an instinct when I'm stressed enough.
That said, it's not your job to realize that for them or fix them or anything, just offering some perspective and maybe some hope that some people do change. Because it does happen, but it requires realizing that people who were supposed to love you (friends, family, lovers) didn't and often couldn't and many things you learned were the wrong lessons.
I hope you're doing better now and have healed through dealing with someone like that. And I hope your ex has been able to become a better person so she's not out there hurting others the same way she hurt you.
An example of how some people don't grow up.
Unless you are expressly looking for the thrill of the chase (with someone that also wants that), dont bother. If you dont play games, don't entertain being in a relationship with someone who does. It'll save you a lot of stress.
The intro skit was funny because me and my girlfriend always say “I’m breaking up with you” and it’s usually followed with “you won’t survive without me” haha
This video is making me angry and reminding me of trauma but because I'm on my new adhd meds i have the presence of mind to stop watching and do something else. Have a like and a comment for the algorithm though even if i can't finish the video!
For whatever reason, in the one where the girlfriend sends a bunch of texts and the boyfriend isn’t responding, Jack did a voice that really sounded like Yzma to me. So I had the mental image of her ranting at Kronk for quitting his job as her evil minion, and I found that incredibly hilarious.
the people who behave like the ones in the video (i.e the ones who treat their bf/gf like crap without even feeling slightly bad for doing so) should go and get professional help.
Damn Jack got a good face! I am honored to share the name!
1:00 Was that supposed to be a The Click impression? 🤣
The bunnings segment and censor jumpscared me!! Sudden Australian jokes are always a treat
Okay, the twist on the Bunnings advert got me in stitches
12:45
I can't say that I've had that, but I once hit a girl with a retort so devastating that it altered her personality for the better.
Well? What was it?
I recognize that the following story is going to read like something from "that happened" or "everybody clapped"
It was the spring of 2005, and I was a college freshman. My dormitory was co-ed, and one of the residents who we'll call Mary was that oh-so-lovely combination of fat and bitchy. She had been instigating arguments lately over the pettiest things, and I was dumb enough to entertain them. About a dozen of us were sitting in the common area one evening, Mary included. Soon enough, we started arguing again.
Two important things to know about me:
1. I was quite socially awkward at the time, and I often flubbed my words. It made me seem rather inept.
2. I was taking astronomy as an elective.
Mary and I got into a back and forth with each other, and I stumbled a few times. She said to the others, "I swear he's like a black hole of stupid!" I angrily fired back, "Oh, please. _You're_ the closest thing in this room to being a black hole!" The whole room was stunned. She was confused, and so I explained that stars at least 20 times heavier than the sun become black holes.
She started stammering out "You just called me heavier than 20 suns!" while trying not to break down sobbing before failing and ran out of the room. It seems I had done what no one else was wiling to do, because the rest of the room looked at me with relief. I even heard howling laughter from the next room over.
I was sitting on the front stairs a few hours later when Mary approached me and sheepishly apologized to me for how she had been treating me lately. I in turn apologized for what I had said to her, and we then hugged it out. She was a genuinely pleasant person to be around from then on.
10:05 he sounds and looks like a toddler trying to convince you to buy him candy
And I am here for it
28:01 im so embarrassed to see the argentina flag there
6:49 I died at the stalin giving a heart. This dude has a fine humour, he will live a good life
I respect men with a flashlight because that means they don't consistently need a woman to take care of them. She should consider doing the same
what??? what does using a light have to do with anything?
huh????
Y'all should pick up from the editing of the post in the vid that it ain't a *flash* light being discussed 🤦
@@bellablue5285 I didn't get to that part of the video yet
UA-cam sensors the real word
26:55 I'm pretty sure that is the right "your"
yes it is
Confidently incorrect
I swear it's never failed that if she posts constantly about what a good person she is, she definitely isn't
13:35 yup a guy here. Womens bodies repulse me if it's in a sexual context, i value a good brain power bc that means that you actually do your work on the team presentation and don't just put your name on it without contributing to it!
(john emkay) if you find a cheaper price on a stock item we will beat you by 10 percent
27:01 don't know if this is like an inside joke for your channel but that was the right your
As a new zealander, I laughed so hard when he referenced the Noel leeming(?) ad
Emkay is so good i feel them inside me
😂😂cycle path😂😂
☠️
Jack looks traumatized every time he does the merch plug 😢
8:54
Reminds me so much of the tweets starting with "Men" with 40k likes which I immediately block... But I still get hundreds of them on my feed.
God, I love John Emkay. He brings me closer to God and makes me shiver with his holy advice to buy 100% cotten terrycloth lining hoodie. I love John Emkay because he makes the pain go away for a few seconds.
haha! this Lexi dude is great, she should make a group and make a UA-cam channel with them!
Love the Bunnings reference in the merch plug! A little in joke for the Aussie viewers
as Mickey said
"what do we do when we see a red flag thats right we stop!"
11:36 this reminds me of my own Chinese mother telling me stuff like “you need to learn Chinese because one day china will take over the world and everyone will be speaking it” and it struck me as really weird because she was against communism but wanted a communist country to take over the world, making everyone communist???
8:09 Can't believe this guy was dating Yzma.
To be fair. 27:18.... that's like pretty tame for Irish people from what I've heard
I liked this vid for the add read alone!
That shit was way too good!
"You just wanted to have sex with me."
"Well I did, but I didn't think I had the $20 on me."
Best comeback 🤣🤣
Imagine if someone walks in on him reading these😂
5:15 the pic of the cycle path combined with this voice completely threw me out 😅
I had something else to say, finally getting to this, but then you said "guys, gals and nonbinary pals", and may I say, and strongly, how much I ADORE learning that UA-camrs I watch are fans of other UA-camrs I watch. It makes me smile, so thank you.
Hard to tell, MANY people use that phrase. I first heard it from Plumbella.
john emkay sounds like hes in pain at all times
13:15
“Princess treatment” is an incredible demand to make
8:09 you pulled out the thomas flyswatter voice 😭
1:54 snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. He literally said yes
8:15 Pretty good Freiza impression lol
got alot of nostalgia from the bunnings ad, they dropped the motto before I even left the country
I think that girl needs to get her eyes checked. That guy was definitely not "grossly unattractive".
This whole subreddit is that moment in Dragon Ball Abridged where Goku goes "Is that also a red flag?" and Piccolo responds " *Crimson.* "
12:06
You can’t invade the United States if there IS no United States…kaboom
(Btw in case this gets moderated this is not a threat I swear)
Nyla did use the right "your" though
0:50 reminds me of my ex. she broke up with me multiple times before "apologizing" and trying to get back together in less than half an hour. first time was because i told her i was sexually abused.
14:50
“If you want love, lower expeditions a few
Because Prince Charming would never settle for you!”
-Bo burnham
2:59 I swore I heard the word "Bundle of sticks" from RSlash
No, we don't realize how cringey it looks, instead we go: "I can fix her"
Jack does a good Frieza impersonation
8:09 omg that's a fun voice! It feels like a cross between Roz (from Monsters Inc) and Yzma (from Emperor's New Groove). Verrrrrry impressive voice acting, there!
after 15:50 i need ear bleach
"My love language is abuse."
"Pffthahaha ehat the fvck is that hahaha oh my... oh my god what am reading?"
My love language is people forcing themselves to watch an Onision video on my behalf. 😎
Oh my god the censor sound for the "flashlight" is the Bunnings Warehouse theme.
Oh GOD that thumbnail alone has more red flags than a Chinese parade
0:36 I’ve known people like this. It’s not a love language, they just want an excuse go be extremely mean and hurt you! Hope this helps. 🥰
That Stalin reaction pic is just 👌🔥
13:34 bro he really sounded very similar to Fizarrolli ngl😳
18:37 that's so- so- i dont even know bro. Like the whole thing is great but leading off with that first sentance really overshadows the whole rest of the profile
I think my ex was a "nicegirl". I feel like a bull, I ran through so many red flags before getting cut. She was my first, could have been worse, but it still hurts.
Regynacologys has got me rolling on the floor 19:00
This is why I’m staying single forever.
Better to simply not seek but be open to being with a person if you happen to meet the right one.
"Nyla your X"
"Wow couldn't even use the right 'your'"
Uh...she DID...'your' is correct, 'you're' is not.
Bro, I just remembered a bundle of sticks is also known as the same word as the f slur
27:24 doesn’t belong in nicegirls, it belongs in engrish
Not the Bunnings Warehouse theme in the Emkay Store Plug XDDD
As a female this is worrisome
ii love the advertisment for the store
4:07 oh my gah
Sata andagi
Shisa yaiibin
Abuse is my friends love language...both verbally and physically...I damn love them XD
When will be getting the nice non-binarys video?
Nice mxs
@@VilactDoesntSayShitYourselfNow had to look that up. I'm new to being non binary. I don't know most of the terms.
*_NICEGIRL used GASLIGHT!_*
_It's not very effective..._
14:52
wow, the nice guys were finally right for once!
Ad guy sounds extremely drunk