r/Nicegirls | A WOMAN SHOULD NEVER HAVE TO TOUCH THESE

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  • @megamon9258
    @megamon9258 5 років тому +7505

    MEGA props to that guy who responded to the giant paragraph with “K.” And capital letter K with a period. God bless you, soldier.

  • @Hunter-pt4zy
    @Hunter-pt4zy 5 років тому +5595

    "Girls like me are hard to find."
    Oh man, if only that were true, the world would be a much better place.

    • @raulrosas5068
      @raulrosas5068 4 роки тому +31

      Hunter just stay lost

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 роки тому +128

      like a worldwide game of hide and seek except no one's seeking

    • @raulrosas5068
      @raulrosas5068 4 роки тому +12

      Random Promises now its turned into a witch hunt, thos fucken cocks

    • @ceppoc
      @ceppoc 4 роки тому +34

      Actually those are the only girls I can find and even they won’t accept me lmao it’s the actual nice ones that are hard to find not the ones that arent

    • @yakijacob
      @yakijacob 4 роки тому +4

      WOW

  • @Reeses_Pieces-x0x
    @Reeses_Pieces-x0x 5 років тому +2371

    "If a guy treats you right, he's probably boring"
    #1 on the list of untrue things you could say about someone.

    • @974cerebrate
      @974cerebrate 5 років тому +115

      Some girls like it rough because it's easier for them to cry and win the case.

    • @thelivingliver6715
      @thelivingliver6715 5 років тому +75

      Alexandria Moss
      also nice girls: if a guy doesnt treat you like a queen, hes not worth ur time
      or something like that

    • @ranjanbiswas3233
      @ranjanbiswas3233 5 років тому +12

      @Samuel Bilskie Literally

    • @brenmac100
      @brenmac100 5 років тому +5

      Nope, unfortunately most girls actually do think like that, whether they are consciously aware of it or nor

    • @Koozomec
      @Koozomec 5 років тому +18

      Women thinks if a dude is polite and correct he must be weak.
      Unless if he is very hot and already popular*

  • @alisakulik7189
    @alisakulik7189 4 роки тому +1869

    A woman shoulder never touch:
    - Lava
    -Dog poop
    -An open flame
    -A really hot pan

    • @ohayohikari6222
      @ohayohikari6222 4 роки тому +339

      A woman should not touch:
      -wasp stingers (with bare hands)
      -tiny glass shards that embed in your skin
      -the core of the earth
      -jupiter

    • @ndiyabucaphukelaubusobakho1732
      @ndiyabucaphukelaubusobakho1732 4 роки тому +47

      @Remas Almusabeh wtf that's so true, and I didn't know it was that common

    • @javiertorrealbacordero1913
      @javiertorrealbacordero1913 4 роки тому +103

      Except a r/nicegirl. They should touch it. They deserve it

    • @joemonkey18
      @joemonkey18 4 роки тому +6

      Lol true

    • @rotting_spider
      @rotting_spider 4 роки тому +10

      Remas Almusabeh ikr? It’s like they’re fireproof

  • @balldevourer_
    @balldevourer_ 4 роки тому +2707

    there's a difference between being a nicegirl and being a nice girl

  • @victoriawhite9798
    @victoriawhite9798 5 років тому +1357

    “I don’t wear makeup.”
    “Yes we exist.”
    Proceeds to post it with a picture of a girl who wears natural makeup. (9:22)

    • @tonygluk1
      @tonygluk1 5 років тому +96

      To be fair, it says she doesn't wear "tons of makeup". So she might be wearing a couple hundred pounds.

    • @sci_pain3409
      @sci_pain3409 5 років тому +13

      i mean they did say ‘not tons of makeup’

    • @thegk-verse4216
      @thegk-verse4216 5 років тому +4

      @@tonygluk1 lmao

    • @hn6498
      @hn6498 5 років тому +11

      Theres a thing called natural makeup? I thought makeup was makeup all same...

    • @SnazzJaz
      @SnazzJaz 4 роки тому +38

      @@hn6498 More natural tones that complement skin, eye and lip colors instead of bright ass clashing hues that make you look like you're trying to be the best clown in the circus like no one ever was 🤣😂

  • @piffba
    @piffba 5 років тому +2557

    7:51
    You didn’t even TRY to sexually harass me, wtf is wrong with you????

    • @KrazzahU
      @KrazzahU 5 років тому +159

      so good lol, he said he wanted to get it on sober, so he agreed to do it... She condemned herself.

    • @anon9507
      @anon9507 5 років тому +300

      She's probably mad she couldn't accuse him of rape

    • @piffba
      @piffba 5 років тому +191

      to_fat_to_fly god I hate false accusations almost as much as I hate rapists

    • @Брат-у7л
      @Брат-у7л 5 років тому +127

      When someone is drunk they are not on their right mind he did good

    • @ArturGlass.C
      @ArturGlass.C 5 років тому +140

      Not even sexual harassment like straight up sexual assault. She's complaining he didn't sexually assaulted her while she was drunk. That's next level insane.

  • @ragingrivver
    @ragingrivver 4 роки тому +991

    The girl asking for coke, if I were Op i would’ve responded with “There is some at the grocery store, you’ll find it in the soda isle.”

    • @userdarren3384
      @userdarren3384 4 роки тому +23

      Damn i might go get some myself

    • @aquekyu5992
      @aquekyu5992 4 роки тому +52

      Nah, I'd just trick her by sending her directions to the police station.

    • @ragingrivver
      @ragingrivver 4 роки тому +4

      Lonely Mimikyu Smart

    • @lemaygaming6952
      @lemaygaming6952 4 роки тому +8

      A whole island full of soda?

    • @lemaygaming6952
      @lemaygaming6952 4 роки тому +6

      @@aquekyu5992 Shy would just see that it's a police station and not go in, lol.

  • @jasonm238
    @jasonm238 5 років тому +1336

    "dudes who are nice are boring"
    gets cheated on
    "why cant i get a nice guy DDDDDDDX"

    • @Xxsorafan
      @Xxsorafan 5 років тому +46

      Shutup nice guy

    • @jasonm238
      @jasonm238 5 років тому +39

      @@Xxsorafan rip

    • @lateralath
      @lateralath 5 років тому +14

      Bethany Monges LMAO

    • @horselover40
      @horselover40 5 років тому +22

      Try being nice and at least moderately interesting lols. To clarify cheating on your boring bf is still wrong. Much better to dump him first and find someone interesting after. Just saying

    • @jasonm238
      @jasonm238 5 років тому +10

      @@horselover40 if thats directed at me please note its a joke lol

  • @taekookieedits9356
    @taekookieedits9356 5 років тому +2141

    “This aint no my hero academia quirk”
    I CHOKED HELP

  • @colawaffle
    @colawaffle 5 років тому +10717

    eggs and ham

    • @davidlee6661
      @davidlee6661 5 років тому +556

      Therefore she can't own a house

    • @cbarre9937
      @cbarre9937 5 років тому +592

      She doesn't have to pay the Bills, get groceries, or open a car, then she can't use any of em, because it's not hers, so the guy then owns everything of that.
      Ok, both of my comments, 150 like in 1 day. WHAT THE FUCK.

    • @Zvwry
      @Zvwry 5 років тому +132

      Nxnoo she can pay the bills, just not touch them

    • @davidlee6661
      @davidlee6661 5 років тому +160

      @@cbarre9937 and then women oppress themselves by not wanting to have any responsibilites lmao

    • @davidlee6661
      @davidlee6661 5 років тому +65

      @@Zvwry but how will she get the bills out of the letters from the mailbox?

  • @kimiraikkonen2007
    @kimiraikkonen2007 4 роки тому +2383

    Seeing a man treat his gf well in 2019: Damn what a nice guy his girl must be lucky
    Seeing a man treat his gf well in 2020: *S I M P*

  • @gamatastica3478
    @gamatastica3478 5 років тому +3161

    Nicegirls: treat me like a queen or don't get with me at all!
    Nicegirls: *stay single*
    Nice girls: *surprised pikachu meme*

    • @xxwintermoonxx1528
      @xxwintermoonxx1528 5 років тому +17

      Help me I'm over obsessive and been in love with the same guy for a year ack

    • @chloe8469
      @chloe8469 5 років тому +4

      xXWinterMoonXx relatable

    • @breezybearwaters
      @breezybearwaters 4 роки тому +13

      there’s no problem wanting to be treated like a queen but you’ve got to be willing to return the sentiment

    • @dragondog9597
      @dragondog9597 4 роки тому +5

      My French Friend: Oh I'll treat you like a Queen alright.

    • @trihermawan9553
      @trihermawan9553 4 роки тому +4

      @@breezybearwaters ofc there's a problem wanting to be treated like a queen, the last one demanding to be treated like a queen have her head rolled in the guillotine in the French Revolution 2 centuries ago

  • @professormemeyy3567
    @professormemeyy3567 5 років тому +551

    8:13 I literally had to lie down. That “K.” hit so hard and it was so perfect I literally had to lie down and soak that in before continuing the video. Honestly it’s the most perfect use of k I’ve ever seen

    • @RedLee20
      @RedLee20 4 роки тому +14

      8:11

    • @satomitouka
      @satomitouka 4 роки тому +1

      K

    • @filthykid7069
      @filthykid7069 4 роки тому

      I kinda think of it this way: the way to make your dog stop asking for attention in a bad way like pretending to have a limp, be in pain or destroying stuff is to not give them the attention when they are doing it. She was being a bitch so she did not receive attention

    • @ghoulygammy
      @ghoulygammy 4 роки тому

      @@filthykid7069 K

    • @oliverbugeja5716
      @oliverbugeja5716 4 роки тому

      @@ghoulygammy r/madlad

  • @MYZS
    @MYZS 5 років тому +3824

    Nicest girl here is slazo for being so quiet in Damien's basement.

    • @solangel8002
      @solangel8002 5 років тому +137

      *wheeze*

    • @adipocere3340
      @adipocere3340 5 років тому +52

      Underrated

    • @monkeyman2728
      @monkeyman2728 5 років тому +82

      Which is the better conspiracy?
      Damien/Slazo or Mary Ham/Poppy Gloria?

    • @MYZS
      @MYZS 5 років тому +28

      @@monkeyman2728 how dare you walk into emkay's house and speak that name
      Dun dun dun!!!

    • @MossTunic
      @MossTunic 5 років тому +2

      666th like huhuhuh

  • @carmenprovenzano8307
    @carmenprovenzano8307 4 роки тому +912

    “This ain’t no My Hero Academia quirk” best line ever.

    • @ohayohikari6222
      @ohayohikari6222 4 роки тому +16

      Is it possible to agree with something more than I agree with this statement right now?

    • @mountain8337
      @mountain8337 4 роки тому +5

      When did he said it

    • @leiwoomynati1372
      @leiwoomynati1372 4 роки тому +10

      9:35

    • @outtathepantry
      @outtathepantry 4 роки тому +25

      My bnha loving ass wasn't expecting it from him but it was most welcomed lmao.

    • @Jack.Aikawa
      @Jack.Aikawa 4 роки тому +14

      I was yelling "THIS DUDE JUST MADE A BNHA REFERENCE"

  • @plutonix5792
    @plutonix5792 5 років тому +834

    "I'm fine."
    "You sure?"
    "Yes, I am."
    "Are you sure you don't want me to stay or..."
    "YES I AM. LEAVE ME ALONE"
    "Ok, ok. I'll give you your space"
    *few seconds after*
    "WHY DIDN'T HE STAY!? SO MEAN!!!1!1!"
    " *visible confusion* "

    • @feartheghus
      @feartheghus 5 років тому +19

      Don’t date a psycho

    • @karnvarshneya3019
      @karnvarshneya3019 5 років тому +13

      This is what you would call a tsundere , which seems is just another type of psycho.

    • @Icewind007
      @Icewind007 4 роки тому +2

      Confusion? At that point, I'd be giving the Tommy Lee Jones stinkeye.

    • @invertedv12powerhouse77
      @invertedv12powerhouse77 4 роки тому +1

      @@karnvarshneya3019 not quite, yet not that far away

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 роки тому

      @@karnvarshneya3019 also known as The Ultimate Asshole.

  • @bee-mf9ct
    @bee-mf9ct 5 років тому +619

    "clingy is okay, but obsessive is not"
    YES DAMIEN YES

    • @shadowacesonic2827
      @shadowacesonic2827 5 років тому +34

      Clingy isn't really okay, either. Being clung to someone all the time isn't healthy, especially for the unclingy partner. People need breaks from each other!

    • @duetopersonalreasonsaaaaaa
      @duetopersonalreasonsaaaaaa 5 років тому +8

      I don't like either tbh

    • @washmycar2858
      @washmycar2858 5 років тому

      Clinginess just shows that the person cares about you, yes there is a point where you can be to clingy. Obsessive is dangerous, puting all your happiness on someone

    • @bonurse7969
      @bonurse7969 5 років тому +1

      @@shadowacesonic2827 I legitimately didn't know "clung" was a word till now. lol

    • @shadowacesonic2827
      @shadowacesonic2827 5 років тому

      @@bonurse7969 Well, there you go. xD

  • @DurpyON
    @DurpyON 5 років тому +1557

    Things women shouldn’t touch: bills trash groceries and car doors
    Single mothers: wait that’s illegal

  • @gamingzzfornuthinzzz6067
    @gamingzzfornuthinzzz6067 4 роки тому +232

    That guy who said "K" is an actual legend

    • @codeinexrist
      @codeinexrist 3 роки тому +6

      @Feuwuer hits harder that way fr

    • @ShaggyTheClown17
      @ShaggyTheClown17 3 роки тому +4

      @Feuwuer You gotta say it with more enthusiasm FUCKING DAMNIT!!!! YOU DO NOT STOP COMING AND YOU DO NOT STOP SAYING THE WORD K WITH AS MUCH ENTHUSIASM AS YOU POSSUBLY FUCKING CAN! YOU MUST DO THIS OR YOU HAVE DISHONORED THE LORD AND SAVIOR WITH YOUR LUKEWARM ATTITUDE! k

    • @AnEldritchBeing
      @AnEldritchBeing 3 роки тому +1

      @@ShaggyTheClown17 *_idk what they said but I'm scared-_*

    • @xxkittyxx2599
      @xxkittyxx2599 3 роки тому +1

      I mean, what else can you say to someone who basically went "why didnt you rape me last night?"

    • @dougodyssey50
      @dougodyssey50 3 місяці тому

      Her rant was nauseating and absurd. What else can he say?

  • @paigeisntme
    @paigeisntme 5 років тому +660

    hi! i’m here as a representative to the female population, and we have come here to make an announcement.
    *WE DO NOT CLAIM THESE WOMEN, THEY CAN BE THEIR OWN POPULATION*

    • @reapd2576
      @reapd2576 5 років тому +36

      They can join retardians if they want

    • @whirlesic
      @whirlesic 5 років тому +13

      How about they just join dumbasses

    • @bushbabe7493
      @bushbabe7493 5 років тому +31

      They already have their own population, it's called nice girls

    • @fridaygh0st
      @fridaygh0st 5 років тому +3

      they already are

    • @elevatedmeance6807
      @elevatedmeance6807 5 років тому +14

      It would be offensive to even accociate them with any group at this point

  • @SaltNip
    @SaltNip 5 років тому +572

    "Girls like me are hard to find"
    I mean, not really. There's a whole subreddit dedicated to girls like you.

  • @jasndava
    @jasndava 5 років тому +387

    Nice girl: You're cute but you're shorter than me so we can't date.
    Also nice girl: *OH MY GOD FAT SHAMING?!*

    • @leonastartz6358
      @leonastartz6358 5 років тому +5

      And this reminds me of a scene from Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage. Juliet says that if Romeo wasn't so short, they'd get married.

    • @tilengasparic6765
      @tilengasparic6765 5 років тому +28

      GIRL: how tall are you?
      GUY: 185cm (I don't know imperial so shhh)
      GIRL: nice!
      GUY: how much do you weigh?
      GIRL: *blocked*

    • @anajordan320
      @anajordan320 5 років тому

      @@tilengasparic6765 Idk if that's your height, but if so, I'd be so frickin short next to you!!
      I'm a girl, so I guess I have an excuse, but still 😂

    • @tilengasparic6765
      @tilengasparic6765 5 років тому

      @@anajordan320 I'm 182 cm xD. but my friend is 187

    • @authorofone
      @authorofone 5 років тому

      My Chemical Fall Out Piløts At The Disco avoiding the whole gender things, but girls aren't exactly 1/2 the size of men. They're actually taller, because you don't see 2.9-3 foot tall women pattering around the place like demented oompa lumpas

  • @teashoplee4287
    @teashoplee4287 4 роки тому +128

    6:55
    to this i only had one thing on my mind. “ITS CALLED CONSENT, AND WHEN YOURE DRUNK YOU CANT REALLY DO THAT. NOT TO MENTION THAT HE CAN BE CHARGED WITH RAPE.
    i know this isn’t something that you’d usually see in a emkay video but just remember, consent is everything! :)

    • @jameretief8327
      @jameretief8327 3 роки тому +2

      The sisterhood started this with false rape charges that when even absolutely disproven follows a man for the rest of their long life, assuming they haven’t committed suicide, while a women occasionally gets a year it two in rare prosecutions.

    • @shuysnoopy
      @shuysnoopy 3 роки тому

      Oh hey brother nice pfp

    • @teashoplee4287
      @teashoplee4287 3 роки тому +1

      @@shuysnoopy thanks brother XD

  • @tidepodpadthai2633
    @tidepodpadthai2633 5 років тому +826

    Nicegirls: I don't need no man!
    *Stays single*
    Nicegirls: Why don't I got a man? 😥

  • @0odle
    @0odle 5 років тому +366

    5:23
    Nice girl: It's cruel and basically abuse to pick a game over your girlfriend.
    Me: *ahem* It's cruel and basically abuse to destroy a game that your boyfriend probably spent plenty of money as well as hours playing it. If you can't deal with them playing a game more than being with you SO MUCH, then they're probably playing the game to escape from the monstrosity of a human being that you are. *proceeds to stroll on out of there with some dope shades*

    • @Ivy-dd8bf
      @Ivy-dd8bf 5 років тому +40

      Lol, that shit is insane to me. I need my me time. Dudes need their’s. I cannot understand how someone has the energy to be constantly pestering their boyfriend like that.

    • @Xelights
      @Xelights 5 років тому +16

      There are women who handle loneliness by becoming spiteful. These are the real drama queens , let me tell you that!

    • @0odle
      @0odle 5 років тому +1

      @@Xelights yeah, like seriously!

    • @krinkovrequired9279
      @krinkovrequired9279 5 років тому +1

      +respect

    • @elise205
      @elise205 5 років тому +16

      Anyone destroys my gaming stuff, and they are getting a visit from the police. I play PC so my games are digital, and my physical stuff is very expensive because I'm a collector. It's not mint condition, because what's the point of not using it especially when I'm never going to sell it, but still. If it was a legitimate accident, then that's fine, be more careful, maybe help me pay to replace/repair if it's hugely expensive, but deliberately damaging my PC? Or my Pip-Boy? Or my Molag Bal statue? That's a 999 worthy situation, all of that costs over £100. The Bal statue even costs £4000! And I am not a rich man, these are very dear to me (not just because of the price).
      End of the day, respect my property, and there's no need to worry. I'm pretty chill with it all. Damage it accidentally, and it's cool, not your fault, but if it's something like my PC then we split the price for repair or replace 50/50, and if it's my Molag Bal statue then I'll probably be pissed for a while but ultimately forgive. Deliberately break my stuff and it's legal action time, regardless of who you are.

  • @ryanslack2666
    @ryanslack2666 5 років тому +713

    "Drunk sex is not cool anymore"
    No. It was NEVER cool 😂 It's strange and you rarely remember it. Also a big thing now is honestly in recent years it becomes serious in criminal matters if she is deemed intoxicated and as she said "I was more drunk than you." If she so desired she could have him done in just because they had sex when she was batshit drunk.
    Drunk sex ain't cool guys don't do it!

    • @antcommander1367
      @antcommander1367 5 років тому +25

      Especially when she get sadistic when drunk. freaking lunatic ex of mine

    • @spongmongler6760
      @spongmongler6760 4 роки тому +41

      first world problem: complaining that the guy was respectfully not groping you and also not a rapist.
      this
      this is the exact reason why dictators need to exist
      humans are just too stupid to know what they want

    • @ah7027
      @ah7027 4 роки тому +7

      nah even if he slept with her this type of case never holds up in an actual court. The only damage would from the accusation itself because people take an accusation as you actually committing the crime. And in a lot of cases being accused is more of a punishment than being found guilty. People lose jobs, friends, family members and spouses, houses etc. Its pretty bad actually. If your found guilty you go to jail and at least your able to keep a place to live and have access to food .

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 роки тому +25

      @@ah7027 yeah i'd rather not have sex with someone while under the influence i dunno might have to do with my common sense :///

    • @ah7027
      @ah7027 4 роки тому +6

      @@randompromises1038 I think within reason it's not a bad thing to do but I agree picking up wasted girls or guys at a bar is not the smartest thing you can do. Not really worth the risk. if you know the person well enough you can do it but that's about the only time.

  • @vayduh7603
    @vayduh7603 4 роки тому +548

    Ok real talk tho if a guy doesn’t want drunk sex, that means he cares about you why tf would you be mad about it 😂

    • @sticklicious9048
      @sticklicious9048 3 роки тому +89

      Makes me think she was going to fake something to the police.

    • @kingkayfabe5358
      @kingkayfabe5358 3 роки тому +53

      Or it means that he doesn't want to go to jail, cause in some places drunk women can't consent.

    • @marykateharmon
      @marykateharmon 3 роки тому +30

      I know. Kinda feel sad for her honestly. He was respecting boundaries and not expecting sex on the first date. If she'd just been willing to see the time together not having sex as a good time and as him respecting her as a person and not just a sex object, it seemed like the two could have had a good relationship.

    • @shreyathapa5001
      @shreyathapa5001 3 роки тому +33

      Ikr?? That was such a gentlemen move. Even in fiction guys take advantage of drunk girls but that guy was sooo nice to her and didn’t do anything.
      That “ nicegirl” lost a nice guy.

    • @demukazz
      @demukazz 3 роки тому +3

      @@shreyathapa5001 where do you all live? Only saw a guy took advantage few times in my lifetime. Never did it myself nor 9/10 friends I know

  • @nick1541
    @nick1541 5 років тому +520

    “This ain’t no My Hero Academia quirk”

    • @290subscriberswithnovideos7
      @290subscriberswithnovideos7 5 років тому +11

      Alex Douty I can’t even-

    • @strwbrry_snsts
      @strwbrry_snsts 5 років тому +15

      I feel accepted by this wonderful video and comment

    • @nick1541
      @nick1541 5 років тому +6

      FurJax thank you

    • @Dreamingofcake
      @Dreamingofcake 5 років тому +12

      I flipped my shit when I heard that. Automatically wanna know more about Damien because BNHA/MHA is the friggin guud shit.

    • @ariesgrill4999
      @ariesgrill4999 5 років тому

      @@Dreamingofcake saaame

  • @Shadow66090
    @Shadow66090 5 років тому +695

    Female friend: Why are you single, just try and find a nice girl.
    Me: *plays video*
    Female friend: Oh...

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 5 років тому +68

      Find a nice girl, not a Nice Girl

    • @FrogFuneral
      @FrogFuneral 5 років тому +32

      You gotta find an actual human, not a nice girls roach ass

    • @TR2000LT
      @TR2000LT 5 років тому +10

      Sadly 99% are like these, rather stay single entire life to be safe! 😂

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 5 років тому

      @@FrogFuneral Lmaooo! I love this comment. So true!

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 5 років тому +5

      @@TR2000LT Where the fuck do you live? Because I've never met a Nice Girl in the real world, and I've known a lot of women

  • @Dalek-br6nu
    @Dalek-br6nu 5 років тому +208

    The best way to end an argument is with Willy Wonka's "Good day sir."
    And if they continue just follow it up with "I SAID GOOD DAY."

    • @ferraprime4564
      @ferraprime4564 5 років тому +3

      Dionysian Beast I SAID GOOD DAY

    • @tetrobro5182
      @tetrobro5182 5 років тому +3

      Dalek1019 not gonna lie, I’m gonna use that.

    • @alyonam4026
      @alyonam4026 5 років тому +3

      That's what Fez from That 70s Show says...lol

    • @JacobE-23
      @JacobE-23 5 років тому +1

      This is probably one of my all time favorite comments lmao

    • @rowstiels8216
      @rowstiels8216 5 років тому +1

      YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS

  • @sapphiresoul6655
    @sapphiresoul6655 4 роки тому +531

    Things that “Nice girls” shouldn’t touch:
    My brain cells

  • @venon0891
    @venon0891 5 років тому +624

    'This ain't no My Hero Academia Quirk'
    You are now my best friend whether you like it or not

    • @kazoo6335
      @kazoo6335 5 років тому +4

      Ok

    • @kazoo6335
      @kazoo6335 5 років тому +15

      I will go throw rocks at trains now

    • @venon0891
      @venon0891 5 років тому +16

      @@kazoo6335 please don't

    • @snowpegasi
      @snowpegasi 5 років тому +15

      @@kazoo6335 yeah no please don't, I threw a rock at a train once.......it bounced back.

    • @korrinnie3847
      @korrinnie3847 5 років тому +2

      * jealous noises *

  • @mettatonex7221
    @mettatonex7221 5 років тому +311

    This subreddit started as girls pretending to be nice before they do a heel turn and b*tch out...
    and is now documenting the psychos of the world.

    • @feartheghus
      @feartheghus 5 років тому +10

      the female psychos, to get a full documentary you’ve got to look at the incels too.

    • @NBDYSPCL
      @NBDYSPCL 5 років тому +3

      @@feartheghus technically 'incel' is gender neutral. You can get female incels too.

    • @abd-qadirgilani8871
      @abd-qadirgilani8871 4 роки тому +2

      Dylan is correct. Anyone and everyone is capable of being nice OR being an evil sadist, inc. things like racism, sexism, etc. No matter what you have between your legs.

  • @Shlankyman545
    @Shlankyman545 4 роки тому +333

    If you describe yourself as a “queen” with no irony, that’s scary.

    • @ihavenoidea2805
      @ihavenoidea2805 4 роки тому +8

      yeah, that's sometimes so cringy

    • @artemispage6405
      @artemispage6405 4 роки тому +19

      Whenever someone calls themselves a king or a queen unironically, I just want to ask, "Oh? Tell me, then, in what country are you royalty. Cuz right now my best guess is Narnia, you small brain individual"

    • @maclikescartoons
      @maclikescartoons 4 роки тому +4

      lol yeah i only do it to myself as a joke like "I am the queen of animals, we shall feat on your meat for supper" or sumn like that

    • @artemispage6405
      @artemispage6405 4 роки тому +4

      @@maclikescartoons Same here! I call myself the 'Queen of Fate and Plushies', because 1) It's this like persona thing I have and 2) I really like collecting plushies

    • @rosette4268
      @rosette4268 3 роки тому +4

      I honestly say my gals pals are Queens as a compliment

  • @KissKrys
    @KissKrys 4 роки тому +310

    "If there was a way for women to turn of their sexual need for guys completely, they would do it so fast."
    Me, a lesbian: *sweats nervously*

  • @Zakofidea
    @Zakofidea 5 років тому +364

    I feel like most of these girls gotta be in middle school with these outrageous ideas on how the world works.

    • @raulrosas5068
      @raulrosas5068 4 роки тому +21

      Zakofidea ciz they listen to the song "bad guy"

    • @Armyjayden33
      @Armyjayden33 4 роки тому +7

      I mean all my wife will have to do is do house work while am at work no cap seems easier to go to work

    • @FlashQuatsch
      @FlashQuatsch 4 роки тому +24

      I've met girls like this in college, who are openly sexist in class and parade the "if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve my best" as their life motto.

    • @danika2082
      @danika2082 4 роки тому +19

      i think a lot of them are raised that way, where their mother is always giving them those “don’t tolerate it when someone’s rude to you” talks and they just take it to an extreme... i used to have a friend that way who cussed me out in the middle of class because i called her out for faking a marriage license

    • @maclikescartoons
      @maclikescartoons 4 роки тому

      As a girl in middle school we don't claim them

  • @Erikaxoxo
    @Erikaxoxo 5 років тому +385

    9:10 She's definitely one who'd say "I'm not like other girls"

    • @Erikaxoxo
      @Erikaxoxo 5 років тому +6

      @@scarfejs_ Tumblr must love her

    • @flamedfox4713
      @flamedfox4713 5 років тому +3

      I guess your right at some point?

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki 5 років тому +3

      You missed an opportunity to put a terrible fall.
      She fell as hard as 911.

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 5 років тому +3

      "Her: I'm not like other girls. I'm nice and I eat chicken nuggets! CHICKEN NUGGETS!
      Me: We've all eaten chicken nuggets at least once in our lives. You ain't special.
      Her: Oh my god, you're so mean! You're like all the other girls! Other girls are bitches and are fake!
      Me: Sure. Keep telling yourself that...

    • @Erikaxoxo
      @Erikaxoxo 5 років тому

      @@flamedfox4713 The way she goes on is as if she's the only one who does those things

  • @EldritchyWitchy
    @EldritchyWitchy 5 років тому +122

    Just responding with “K” in a Nice Girl scenario is golden

  • @epic2245
    @epic2245 4 роки тому +53

    Damian: She's a witch!
    Everyone in the medievel village: Interesting.

    • @MydieLy
      @MydieLy 3 роки тому +2

      Everyone in the medieval village. "you believe in witchcraft?! Heretic!"

  • @orindreams9211
    @orindreams9211 5 років тому +273

    I’ve never really understood the “men should pay for everything” bullshit. I’d honestly feel bad if a guy thought he had to pay for every date we went on and everything

    • @feartheghus
      @feartheghus 5 років тому +22

      Well historically it made more sense, now it’s more because of culture and biology than actual practicality.

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 5 років тому +10

      ~stereotypiiiing~

    • @elise205
      @elise205 5 років тому +40

      @@feartheghus The fuck biology gotta do with it?
      Shit, I pay for meals on dates because it's polite, but I also pay for my mates when I take them out to McDonald's or Gregg's (Gregg's is the most popular British sausage roll shop). That's not because of the large lump between my legs, that's just because it feels nice to be kind.
      Free food is a gift, but the second I'm expected to pay, Imma head out, unless it was agreed upon in advance. Someone I know offers me a free meal and it's something I like? Fuck yeah, I'm taking it! But I always say thank you, regardless of who gives me the meal. Of course, if it's a stranger, then I'll say no thanks.

    • @CertifieMilk
      @CertifieMilk 5 років тому +15

      I like how they’re complaining about “only having a 70% salary” ( which I do think is unfair) and want men to get payed less
      But then expect their mans to pays all their crap

    • @ILikeToLaughAtYou
      @ILikeToLaughAtYou 5 років тому +21

      @@CertifieMilk For the record, there is no wage gap... women just pick lower-paying jobs than men do, respectively.

  • @junoguten
    @junoguten 4 роки тому +394

    "A girl should never have to touch a car door"
    Oh okay, she's just very traditional
    "A girl should never have to touch groceries or the trash"
    ...

  • @goingferal6638
    @goingferal6638 5 років тому +59

    "Girls like me are hard to find"
    And god am I glad they are

    • @callmewilpls9099
      @callmewilpls9099 5 років тому

      This made me laugh and Cry at the same time oh fuck

    • @alias4795
      @alias4795 5 років тому

      LMAO I CANT BREATH-

  • @justsomeguywithanevilamust4819
    @justsomeguywithanevilamust4819 4 роки тому +76

    “Things a woman should never have to touch”
    Me:why isn’t their a picture of me?

  • @kurokishiii_
    @kurokishiii_ 5 років тому +510

    "This aint no my hero acadamia quirk!"
    *My otaku sense is tingling*

  • @82dorrin
    @82dorrin 5 років тому +133

    7:14
    Sooooo... she was pissed off at him for NOT raping her?
    Oooookaaaayy. I'm glad to be single.

    • @lindidiutlwileng3673
      @lindidiutlwileng3673 4 роки тому +5

      BRUH 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @graveyard_mushroomz4823
      @graveyard_mushroomz4823 4 роки тому +3

      Lmao me too

    • @ndiyabucaphukelaubusobakho1732
      @ndiyabucaphukelaubusobakho1732 4 роки тому +11

      You can tell she's been reading 50 shades of grey

    • @jager2754
      @jager2754 4 роки тому +2

      How would that be rape ?
      I mean she wanted it

    • @lindidiutlwileng3673
      @lindidiutlwileng3673 4 роки тому +9

      @@jager2754 because a person can't give their consent while drunk. He also didnt know her that well so it is just safer for him not to engage in intercourse with someone that isn't sober

  • @providethem
    @providethem 5 років тому +119

    "I don't like your name"
    "change your name"

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 4 роки тому +1

      There you are, I thought I accidentally deleted you. Come on hop back onto my array declaration and my dictionary to show the key-pair values.

    • @aidenember4640
      @aidenember4640 4 роки тому +1

      @@theblackbaron4119 is that your old account or I'm just stupid

    • @aidenember4640
      @aidenember4640 4 роки тому +1

      Am I*

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 4 роки тому

      @@aidenember4640 I'm glad you're asking, even though I don't know what you're on about. Yes, yes you are :D, since you've been asking.

  • @Televangelisme
    @Televangelisme 4 роки тому +206

    "she's a witch"
    *on behalf of the healthy side of the witch community,we dont claim her-*

    • @themis467
      @themis467 4 роки тому +5

      That's an insult on my craft and trade.

    • @Televangelisme
      @Televangelisme 4 роки тому

      @@themis467 i dont seem to quite understand, can you please tell me what you mean? (its been 2 months since i commented this so i completely forgot the video)

    • @themis467
      @themis467 4 роки тому +2

      @@Televangelisme I'm a witch, and I can say we are much nicer than nicegirls. This is a joke. Also, wich isn't only for girls, a wich is a wizard but evil, no matter the gender.

    • @Televangelisme
      @Televangelisme 4 роки тому +4

      @@themis467 i am also a witch, i think your offended by the fact i said healthy side:i was trying to say nice witches who for instants dont spread false information to new witches/baby witches. I wasnt trying to offend you or anyone else and i apologize that i have. I hooe you understand :)

    • @themis467
      @themis467 4 роки тому

      @@Televangelisme oh okay I get it

  • @silly_7555
    @silly_7555 4 роки тому +143

    “Things girls should never touch”
    *picture of trash*
    What did I ever do to you :(

  • @ashykn33s
    @ashykn33s 5 років тому +565

    9:18 practically my dream girls personality
    ____.exe has stopped working

  • @justsillyrachet1737
    @justsillyrachet1737 5 років тому +372

    Girl: A women should never touch groceries or trash
    Me:bu-but how will she cook for her husband and how will she apply make-up if she can’t touch herself ?

    • @LOVELYLITTLENOBODY
      @LOVELYLITTLENOBODY 5 років тому +10

      This is a rare beauty unlike the nice girls of the internet.

    • @Koozomec
      @Koozomec 5 років тому +18

      Good luck finding a woman who knows how to cook. (My last 5 gf doesn't know how to cook and i'm french living in France)
      Some are very proud of ignoring this skill. (I love cooking)

    • @anthonyfletcher8053
      @anthonyfletcher8053 5 років тому +5

      Koozomec women are becoming obsolete.

    • @Koozomec
      @Koozomec 5 років тому +4

      @@anthonyfletcher8053 That's sad because i love how women used to be.

    • @inkubator320
      @inkubator320 4 роки тому

      Koozomec Makes sense that you’re French

  • @ppgzchat
    @ppgzchat 4 роки тому +47

    0:55
    ‘4 things a women shouldn’t have to touch if she’s a man.”
    *Wait-What? What joke do I even make here?*

  • @wolfietheuncle3988
    @wolfietheuncle3988 5 років тому +217

    Nice girls are just girls with the personality of those cheap razors

    • @feartheghus
      @feartheghus 5 років тому +41

      HEY! Don’t you ever insult cheap razors like that!

    • @MariaSanchez-vp6db
      @MariaSanchez-vp6db 5 років тому +11

      Nice girls are just girls with the personality of wet muddy socks with mosquito larvae.

    • @sci_pain3409
      @sci_pain3409 5 років тому +12

      as a cheap razor this is highly offensive. blocked

    • @raulrosas5068
      @raulrosas5068 4 роки тому

      even the cheap airpods

    • @jmaeb81
      @jmaeb81 4 роки тому

      Stubbed toe**

  • @tsuyuasui3816
    @tsuyuasui3816 5 років тому +142

    "This ain't no My Hero Academia quirk."
    *WEEBS HAVE JOINED THE CHAT*

  • @thinkeightsix
    @thinkeightsix 5 років тому +36

    8:10 This needs to brought up during every mandatory sexual harassment/assault meeting seminar

  • @xanthippe_boyhell
    @xanthippe_boyhell 4 роки тому +175

    “This ain’t no my hero academia quirk”
    Thank you. On behalf of everyone,
    WE DO 👏 NOT 👏 WANT 👏 THEM 👏

  • @twilit_sheik7390
    @twilit_sheik7390 5 років тому +153

    That first post, Jesus Christ:
    “As soon as your girl starts to have feelings for you, the anxiety sets in.”
    I been having feelings for my boyfriend, it’s called love and respect.
    “She’ll wonder what you are doing all the time”
    Nope. I don’t care as long as he’s not doing something illegal or cheating on me.
    “She’ll wonder who you’re with”
    Again, I don’t care. I trust my boyfriend completely and he trusts me.
    “She’ll wonder what you’re thinking”
    He’s thinking about memes and Absolver.
    “She’ll be jealous of every girl who looked at you”
    Due to myself being a former “nice girl”, I do get a little jealous, not when girl looks at my bf. I get jealous if the girl is showing VERY OBVIOUS signs that she’s interested in my bf despite the fact that he’s taken (it’s happened before)
    “These feelings are overwhelming!!”
    These feelings are controlling. I don’t want my boyfriend to feel trapped, it’s not a relationship, it becomes ownership. I don’t want to control every aspect of his life, I don’t want to be possessive over him, I want us to have a mutual trust and respect for each other.

    • @KuvaPefo
      @KuvaPefo 5 років тому +16

      Twilit_Sheik that's cuz you're not a byotch like girls like that. Good job. 🖖🏽💚✨😊

    • @nicomoist5336
      @nicomoist5336 5 років тому +18

      Hey atleast you change. Noice

    • @feartheghus
      @feartheghus 5 років тому +20

      Thank you for sharing your sanity with the world to help balance out for whoever the hell wrote the message at the start.

    • @titanwolfwhatif2937
      @titanwolfwhatif2937 5 років тому +3

      You are a good person for changing

    • @accursedatom236
      @accursedatom236 5 років тому

      ok so I saw Absolver in that and does your BF still play it?

  • @NonRandomUser
    @NonRandomUser 5 років тому +19

    All the good people on both sides who successfully avoided these landmines and dodged these bullets, I salute you.

  • @bluestang9530
    @bluestang9530 4 роки тому +44

    Girl: “ahems” me to open door for her
    Me : Its got a handle don’t it?!

  • @vickyb6943
    @vickyb6943 3 роки тому +7

    “Clingy is ok, obsessive, IS NOT!” This needs to be put in some people’s lives.

  • @Luh_JackK
    @Luh_JackK 5 років тому +21

    What disturbs me more than the death threat is the fact this is all going down and her phones on 1%

  • @issi99
    @issi99 5 років тому +4

    6:07 "Or we're gonna start dating each other"
    Pre-existing lesbians: Am I a joke to you?

  • @AlyBr
    @AlyBr 5 років тому +114

    Damien: **makes a joke*
    Me: Nice one, Damien. Not as "nice" as these girls think they are though.

  • @jaytoonz5736
    @jaytoonz5736 4 роки тому +26

    2:54 me if I were in this situation
    Girl: Do you know where my friends could grab coke ? 😏
    Me: Try a vending machine.

  • @bb-3653
    @bb-3653 5 років тому +50

    Most of these girls act like spoiled 3 yr olds

  • @softestdoge2832
    @softestdoge2832 4 роки тому +63

    Let me say, if I ever get a boyfriend we are playing video games together. I saw that girl cut the Xbox game in half and I almost cried.

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors 4 роки тому +6

      60$ down the drain...

    • @softestdoge2832
      @softestdoge2832 4 роки тому

      Izaiah Florés for real. 😭

    • @aviatorraj7820
      @aviatorraj7820 4 роки тому

      @@softestdoge2832 Marry me 😭😭😂😂

    • @joemonkey18
      @joemonkey18 4 роки тому +1

      I got pissed because I'm a gamer

    • @djcoolzi965
      @djcoolzi965 4 роки тому +2

      Damn...tbh I wish a lot more girls had this mind set bruh

  • @ElkorGod
    @ElkorGod 5 років тому +4426

    Peeepeeepooopooo you'll never know why this got so many likes

    • @subii_0
      @subii_0 5 років тому +40

      Equity be like

    • @TrashDeviant
      @TrashDeviant 5 років тому +230

      They only want the good bits of equality. Equal responsibility is part of the patriarchy.

    • @josiahallen9906
      @josiahallen9906 5 років тому +40

      Cause they don't want equality. That wasn't top be bet then men

    • @victoriawynston9221
      @victoriawynston9221 5 років тому +166

      Feminism=actual equality. These girls aren’t actually feminist, please don’t associate feminism with this behavior.

    • @teletubbiesharvest5615
      @teletubbiesharvest5615 5 років тому +29

      Kachaaaaan?????????????????????
      is Kiri ignoring you again???

  • @Joannebraun28
    @Joannebraun28 4 роки тому +57

    “This ain’t no my hero academia quirk”

  • @unknowncreature-0069
    @unknowncreature-0069 5 років тому +31

    "this ain't no My Hero Academia quirk this is some real messed up stuff." I think that's my favorite line from this whole channel

    • @ohayohikari6222
      @ohayohikari6222 4 роки тому +2

      here we view a person I agree with in it's natural habitat

  • @marketplierr
    @marketplierr 5 років тому +288

    Are we just going to ignore that the guy at 1:08 had just 1% of his battery when taking the screenshot?

    • @davidlee6661
      @davidlee6661 5 років тому +7

      Yes

    • @judyelkadi
      @judyelkadi 5 років тому +36

      Delta Wither it’s charging tho

    • @marketplierr
      @marketplierr 5 років тому +4

      @AestheticallyDumb i have android

    • @ServantOfSatania
      @ServantOfSatania 5 років тому +4

      F for our soon-to-be 0% comrade

    • @powandwow750
      @powandwow750 5 років тому +18

      my phone turns off at like... 2%, lmao
      charge your phones before it's too late, guys

  • @allisonwinchester3108
    @allisonwinchester3108 5 років тому +109

    Damian, are... are you physically attracted to brick walls??? I'm concerned and confused

    • @SakuraAvalon
      @SakuraAvalon 5 років тому +14

      "She's a brick house She's mighty mighty, letting it all hang out"

    • @allisonwinchester3108
      @allisonwinchester3108 5 років тому +2

      My kinda people right here... ^^

    • @collincrow9789
      @collincrow9789 5 років тому +5

      You're telling me you don't find those tall red brick walls hella hot?

    • @allisonwinchester3108
      @allisonwinchester3108 5 років тому +5

      @@collincrow9789 I mean....
      Ok I see your point, but I cant go back on it now

    • @SakuraAvalon
      @SakuraAvalon 5 років тому +6

      Collin of Hyrule Nah. They're... *Stone cold* .

  • @Goatbreath37
    @Goatbreath37 4 роки тому +4

    My brother is a victim of nice girls. Every girl he's been with is an absolute psycho and he still puts up with them. It's insane and I commend his abilities to stay strong

  • @InBetweenHonor
    @InBetweenHonor 5 років тому +54

    "I ain't no regular butt bruh" - emkay, 2019

  • @HorseCritter
    @HorseCritter 4 роки тому +83

    Girls: A wOmAn ShOuLd NeVeR dO bAsIc ThInGs To FuNcTiOn PrOpErLy
    Also girls: WE WANT EQUALITY

    • @ReplyGuy22345
      @ReplyGuy22345 4 роки тому +6

      Real Human Not A Horse some women do not want equality and believe that men are the “head of the household”

    • @HorseCritter
      @HorseCritter 4 роки тому

    • @stellasoleclark5586
      @stellasoleclark5586 4 роки тому +9

      Nicegirls*

    • @aster9809
      @aster9809 3 роки тому +1

      Imagine being a misogynist

    • @mariusceausu4733
      @mariusceausu4733 3 роки тому +4

      @@aster9809 imagine not being sexist

  • @woniiiezy
    @woniiiezy 4 роки тому +15

    8:11
    Its called not taking advantage of an intoxicated girl

  • @olyviermonteau4300
    @olyviermonteau4300 4 роки тому +48

    "I'm nice as frick. If you see me talking crap bout someone, they finna earned it."
    Me: then you're not nice. Niceness is basically undertale pacifist mode. What you described, is something that wouldn't make someone filled with kindness.

    • @daniiiqwq
      @daniiiqwq 4 роки тому

      true if they were nice they would of stayed calm

    • @olyviermonteau4300
      @olyviermonteau4300 4 роки тому +2

      @@MainStreetElectricalParade "no one is perfect, but we can infinitely better ourselves"
      You: *hmm yes I see the text here is made out of text.*

    • @justoort4258
      @justoort4258 3 роки тому

      How to get nice. Go help everything that is All

  • @ahrima
    @ahrima 5 років тому +59

    6:48 - 8:18
    BOOM!!!! YOU JUST GOT HIT WITH THE 'K'
    YOU GONNA BE THAT EMOTIONAL AND SWEARING YOU, NOT GONNA LIE, DESERVE IT!
    Good job, my man. :D

  • @Uzii22
    @Uzii22 5 років тому +19

    For any girls who think ‘they’re not like other girls’, I’ma tell you this straight up. No other girl is the exact same, hell no other human is the same.
    However, I can definitely assure you somewhere in the world there is someone who has the similar interests and hobbies as you, you are not special.

  • @TeamEmmett7799
    @TeamEmmett7799 5 років тому +127

    "This aint no My Hero Academia quirt" I M

    • @0odle
      @0odle 5 років тому

      👌

    • @deve643
      @deve643 5 років тому +1

      I feel moist

    • @kloudy9_376
      @kloudy9_376 5 років тому +1

      I’m the 3rd season

    • @deve643
      @deve643 5 років тому

      @@kloudy9_376 im in the manga

    • @k1t429
      @k1t429 5 років тому +2

      I'm pretty sure Himiko is more stable

  • @GeweerBeer
    @GeweerBeer 4 роки тому +9

    1:00 A car door, specifically the passenger one.
    Brittish people: What in the Queens teacup!

  • @KFC_Official_
    @KFC_Official_ 5 років тому +69

    I looked at the thumbnail and thought, “why can’t girls touch a car’s interior?” Yeah I’m stupid.

    • @KuvaPefo
      @KuvaPefo 5 років тому +1

      Colonel Sanders thought the same thing yo.

    • @AlanGChenery
      @AlanGChenery 5 років тому +6

      Because girls may only travel by carriage, horse back, or trebuchet.

    • @Drache191200
      @Drache191200 4 роки тому +1

      @@AlanGChenery nah, she only touch the Trunk, if ya know what i mean 😊

    • @TheSavage3.6
      @TheSavage3.6 4 роки тому

      KMS Bismarck Drache191200 that,,,,that was epic

    • @Drache191200
      @Drache191200 4 роки тому

      @@TheSavage3.6 Thanks ;-)

  • @nugget8967
    @nugget8967 4 роки тому +48

    “I don’t spend hours getting ready”
    I spend 5 minutes
    Yes, I don’t have a life

  • @nightwingthenightfurygaming
    @nightwingthenightfurygaming 5 років тому +105

    Not gonna lie..... I screamed in my head when he said ' My Hero Academia. '

    • @gaminggeek4900
      @gaminggeek4900 5 років тому +1

      Yes me to

    • @abbyelectric
      @abbyelectric 5 років тому

      me too, that was totally unexpected!

    • @Penguinman2.0
      @Penguinman2.0 5 років тому

      GamingGeek101 too* lol don’t put me on r/ihavereddit

  • @HeyLoiss
    @HeyLoiss 4 роки тому +31

    0:57 Okay, so a woman is not supposed to touch food and cars. Thanks, nice girls, will be taking notes.
    Edit: WTF my wife says shes dying what am I doing wrong like???

  • @brittanypage1706
    @brittanypage1706 5 років тому +219

    If my boyfriend ever damaged any of my games... relationship's over.

  • @boopr1023
    @boopr1023 5 років тому +75

    8:12 The ultimate K of idgaf.

  • @rfk2298
    @rfk2298 5 років тому +76

    nice people don’t need to say they are, everyone knows by how they act ❤️

    • @tetrobro5182
      @tetrobro5182 5 років тому +1

      LizDoodles I try to be a nice guy but not an R/NiceGuy.
      Although I am very clear about how interested I am in women...and memes. If she can’t meme she either has to learn or it ain’t working out.

    • @letsfreakinggoguys
      @letsfreakinggoguys 5 років тому

      Tetro Bro r/iamnotlikeotherguys yOu LIkE mEmEs

    • @tetrobro5182
      @tetrobro5182 5 років тому

      yeet More like r/ihadastroke most days. Just a mess of r/engrish and it’s illegitimate love child with r/miniladd.
      And I really am not like other guys...well...shit, sorta. I’m still a guy so I do share a few vices but I don’t...the thing with the smacking of the ass. I do not do that even with my friends. Like my ex had to teach me its kinda bad.
      Fuck. R/ImAFuckingVirgin

  • @beatricewilliams9443
    @beatricewilliams9443 4 роки тому +11

    7:16 honestly? This dude did the right thing, Id rather my partner do this for me then take advantage of me while drunk.

  • @briskinner1405
    @briskinner1405 5 років тому +95

    "I just want a man's that will be protective and jealous over me but also know I'm screwing other dudes and be okay with it😩👌🏻

    • @fancyboy3806
      @fancyboy3806 5 років тому +27

      "I just want a man that totally a mindless sheep and do whatever I say"
      Those girl in the nutshell

    • @fridaygh0st
      @fridaygh0st 5 років тому +7

      if you want a submissive dood, go back in time and purchase a slave.

    • @ladygremlin8287
      @ladygremlin8287 5 років тому +3

      @@fridaygh0st better yet, move to Africa, i hear that slavery still exists over in places like Libia

    • @fridaygh0st
      @fridaygh0st 5 років тому +1

      @@ladygremlin8287 Yup

  • @brianisaloser7372
    @brianisaloser7372 5 років тому +16

    "Nice Damian, thanks Damian."
    -Damian

  • @vitaminb5021
    @vitaminb5021 5 років тому +13

    It says they shouldn’t have to touch groceries.
    *guess I’ll starve*

  • @thatonewitch
    @thatonewitch 3 роки тому +3

    0:56
    NG: "GiRlS shOuLdn'T hAve to ToUCh tHesE 4 tHiNgS!"
    Me: *Too bad, imma do it any way*

  • @zerolayne8245
    @zerolayne8245 5 років тому +95

    9:35
    This ain't no My Hero Macadamia quirk

    • @zerolayne8245
      @zerolayne8245 5 років тому

      @@user-tg4cu7nc1k r/wooosh

    • @tylerjohnson2658
      @tylerjohnson2658 5 років тому +1

      They deleted the post but I'm guessing it was about the "dumb misspelling" of academia

    • @zerolayne8245
      @zerolayne8245 5 років тому

      @@tylerjohnson2658 Yep. XD

  • @sakurasensations4786
    @sakurasensations4786 4 роки тому +15

    I really, truly, deeply wish girls like this actually were hard to find.

  • @girlystonerpop
    @girlystonerpop 5 років тому +37

    Damien just got 10 cool points for making a My Hero reference

  • @tankdempsy8992
    @tankdempsy8992 3 роки тому +3

    8:10 that "k." ist the most destructive single letter i've ever seen. xD

  • @pakinorth8081
    @pakinorth8081 5 років тому +90

    Other girls: *ARE YOU LIKING OTHER GIRLS PICTURES????*
    Me: Hey babe you need help liking them pics?

    • @pakinorth8081
      @pakinorth8081 5 років тому +2

      @iiKawaii-Chanii 101 r/youiscorrect

    • @cannyreid4304
      @cannyreid4304 5 років тому +3

      Since when did liking a picture become a 2 thumb job?

    • @pakinorth8081
      @pakinorth8081 5 років тому

      @@cannyreid4304 idk

    • @ss-on3ll
      @ss-on3ll 5 років тому

      Pacifica Northwest you’re amazing

    • @pakinorth8081
      @pakinorth8081 5 років тому

      @@ss-on3ll thx

  • @sh0rtartz108
    @sh0rtartz108 5 років тому +12

    as a female this makes me Question a lot of ppl in Humanity.
    mostly some women right now.

  • @TheGios100
    @TheGios100 4 роки тому +3

    NG: "sorry, i see you only as a friend"
    Me: "thats nice because i already have a girlfriend."
    NG: "wait, thats illegal."

  • @Gration_
    @Gration_ 4 роки тому +41

    The "I hate you" one was actually pretty funny. Would that classify as a nice girl or just commitment to being petty? i appreciate the commitment honestly.

    • @Gration_
      @Gration_ 4 роки тому +1

      @Kovi They you're a pussy. They're words and you can block them at anytime lol

    • @Fikamar27
      @Fikamar27 2 роки тому

      @Kovi agreed. Mine was a year, able to "pause" her because went full no contact and deact my acc. But prob will going on if I dare to open in public again, as she had audacity to still stalking with fake accs.