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  • @Hunter-pt4zy
    @Hunter-pt4zy 4 роки тому +5589

    "Girls like me are hard to find."
    Oh man, if only that were true, the world would be a much better place.

    • @raulrosas5068
      @raulrosas5068 4 роки тому +31

      Hunter just stay lost

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 роки тому +128

      like a worldwide game of hide and seek except no one's seeking

    • @raulrosas5068
      @raulrosas5068 4 роки тому +12

      Random Promises now its turned into a witch hunt, thos fucken cocks

    • @ceppoc
      @ceppoc 4 роки тому +34

      Actually those are the only girls I can find and even they won’t accept me lmao it’s the actual nice ones that are hard to find not the ones that arent

    • @yakijacob
      @yakijacob 4 роки тому +4

      WOW

  • @alisakulik7189
    @alisakulik7189 4 роки тому +1860

    A woman shoulder never touch:
    - Lava
    -Dog poop
    -An open flame
    -A really hot pan

    • @ohayohikari6222
      @ohayohikari6222 4 роки тому +340

      A woman should not touch:
      -wasp stingers (with bare hands)
      -tiny glass shards that embed in your skin
      -the core of the earth
      -jupiter

    • @ndiyabucaphukelaubusobakho1732
      @ndiyabucaphukelaubusobakho1732 4 роки тому +46

      @Remas Almusabeh wtf that's so true, and I didn't know it was that common

    • @javiertorrealbacordero1913
      @javiertorrealbacordero1913 4 роки тому +102

      Except a r/nicegirl. They should touch it. They deserve it

    • @joemonkey18
      @joemonkey18 4 роки тому +5

      Lol true

    • @rotting_spider
      @rotting_spider 4 роки тому +9

      Remas Almusabeh ikr? It’s like they’re fireproof

  • @balldevourer_
    @balldevourer_ 4 роки тому +2700

    there's a difference between being a nicegirl and being a nice girl

  • @ragingrivver
    @ragingrivver 4 роки тому +982

    The girl asking for coke, if I were Op i would’ve responded with “There is some at the grocery store, you’ll find it in the soda isle.”

    • @userdarren3384
      @userdarren3384 4 роки тому +22

      Damn i might go get some myself

    • @aquekyu5992
      @aquekyu5992 4 роки тому +51

      Nah, I'd just trick her by sending her directions to the police station.

    • @ragingrivver
      @ragingrivver 4 роки тому +4

      Lonely Mimikyu Smart

    • @lemaygaming6952
      @lemaygaming6952 4 роки тому +8

      A whole island full of soda?

    • @lemaygaming6952
      @lemaygaming6952 4 роки тому +6

      @@aquekyu5992 Shy would just see that it's a police station and not go in, lol.

  • @professormemeyy3567
    @professormemeyy3567 4 роки тому +551

    8:13 I literally had to lie down. That “K.” hit so hard and it was so perfect I literally had to lie down and soak that in before continuing the video. Honestly it’s the most perfect use of k I’ve ever seen

    • @RedLee20
      @RedLee20 4 роки тому +14

      8:11

    • @satomitouka
      @satomitouka 4 роки тому +1

      K

    • @filthykid7069
      @filthykid7069 4 роки тому

      I kinda think of it this way: the way to make your dog stop asking for attention in a bad way like pretending to have a limp, be in pain or destroying stuff is to not give them the attention when they are doing it. She was being a bitch so she did not receive attention

    • @Monsterthatsunderyourbed
      @Monsterthatsunderyourbed 4 роки тому

      @@filthykid7069 K

    • @oliverbugeja5716
      @oliverbugeja5716 4 роки тому

      @@Monsterthatsunderyourbed r/madlad

  • @piffba
    @piffba 5 років тому +2554

    7:51
    You didn’t even TRY to sexually harass me, wtf is wrong with you????

    • @KrazzahU
      @KrazzahU 5 років тому +157

      so good lol, he said he wanted to get it on sober, so he agreed to do it... She condemned herself.

    • @anon9507
      @anon9507 5 років тому +300

      She's probably mad she couldn't accuse him of rape

    • @piffba
      @piffba 5 років тому +191

      to_fat_to_fly god I hate false accusations almost as much as I hate rapists

    • @Брат-у7л
      @Брат-у7л 5 років тому +127

      When someone is drunk they are not on their right mind he did good

    • @ArturGlass.C
      @ArturGlass.C 5 років тому +140

      Not even sexual harassment like straight up sexual assault. She's complaining he didn't sexually assaulted her while she was drunk. That's next level insane.

  • @megamon9258
    @megamon9258 4 роки тому +7491

    MEGA props to that guy who responded to the giant paragraph with “K.” And capital letter K with a period. God bless you, soldier.

  • @carmenprovenzano8307
    @carmenprovenzano8307 4 роки тому +909

    “This ain’t no My Hero Academia quirk” best line ever.

    • @ohayohikari6222
      @ohayohikari6222 4 роки тому +15

      Is it possible to agree with something more than I agree with this statement right now?

    • @mountain8337
      @mountain8337 4 роки тому +5

      When did he said it

    • @leiwoomynati1372
      @leiwoomynati1372 4 роки тому +10

      9:35

    • @outtathepantry
      @outtathepantry 4 роки тому +25

      My bnha loving ass wasn't expecting it from him but it was most welcomed lmao.

    • @Jack.Aikawa
      @Jack.Aikawa 4 роки тому +14

      I was yelling "THIS DUDE JUST MADE A BNHA REFERENCE"

  • @bee-mf9ct
    @bee-mf9ct 5 років тому +618

    "clingy is okay, but obsessive is not"
    YES DAMIEN YES

    • @shadowacesonic2827
      @shadowacesonic2827 5 років тому +34

      Clingy isn't really okay, either. Being clung to someone all the time isn't healthy, especially for the unclingy partner. People need breaks from each other!

    • @duetopersonalreasonsaaaaaa
      @duetopersonalreasonsaaaaaa 5 років тому +8

      I don't like either tbh

    • @washmycar2858
      @washmycar2858 4 роки тому

      Clinginess just shows that the person cares about you, yes there is a point where you can be to clingy. Obsessive is dangerous, puting all your happiness on someone

    • @bonurse7969
      @bonurse7969 4 роки тому +1

      @@shadowacesonic2827 I legitimately didn't know "clung" was a word till now. lol

    • @shadowacesonic2827
      @shadowacesonic2827 4 роки тому

      @@bonurse7969 Well, there you go. xD

  • @SaltNip
    @SaltNip 4 роки тому +571

    "Girls like me are hard to find"
    I mean, not really. There's a whole subreddit dedicated to girls like you.

  • @plutonix5792
    @plutonix5792 5 років тому +834

    "I'm fine."
    "You sure?"
    "Yes, I am."
    "Are you sure you don't want me to stay or..."
    "YES I AM. LEAVE ME ALONE"
    "Ok, ok. I'll give you your space"
    *few seconds after*
    "WHY DIDN'T HE STAY!? SO MEAN!!!1!1!"
    " *visible confusion* "

    • @feartheghus
      @feartheghus 4 роки тому +18

      Don’t date a psycho

    • @karnvarshneya3019
      @karnvarshneya3019 4 роки тому +13

      This is what you would call a tsundere , which seems is just another type of psycho.

    • @Icewind007
      @Icewind007 4 роки тому +2

      Confusion? At that point, I'd be giving the Tommy Lee Jones stinkeye.

    • @invertedv12powerhouse77
      @invertedv12powerhouse77 4 роки тому +1

      @@karnvarshneya3019 not quite, yet not that far away

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 роки тому

      @@karnvarshneya3019 also known as The Ultimate Asshole.

  • @kimiraikkonen2007
    @kimiraikkonen2007 4 роки тому +2381

    Seeing a man treat his gf well in 2019: Damn what a nice guy his girl must be lucky
    Seeing a man treat his gf well in 2020: *S I M P*

  • @jasonm238
    @jasonm238 5 років тому +1333

    "dudes who are nice are boring"
    gets cheated on
    "why cant i get a nice guy DDDDDDDX"

    • @Xxsorafan
      @Xxsorafan 5 років тому +46

      Shutup nice guy

    • @jasonm238
      @jasonm238 5 років тому +39

      @@Xxsorafan rip

    • @mono-sb2ol
      @mono-sb2ol 5 років тому +14

      Bethany Monges LMAO

    • @horselover40
      @horselover40 5 років тому +22

      Try being nice and at least moderately interesting lols. To clarify cheating on your boring bf is still wrong. Much better to dump him first and find someone interesting after. Just saying

    • @jasonm238
      @jasonm238 5 років тому +10

      @@horselover40 if thats directed at me please note its a joke lol

  • @sapphiresoul6655
    @sapphiresoul6655 4 роки тому +529

    Things that “Nice girls” shouldn’t touch:
    My brain cells

  • @tidepodpadthai2633
    @tidepodpadthai2633 5 років тому +825

    Nicegirls: I don't need no man!
    *Stays single*
    Nicegirls: Why don't I got a man? 😥

  • @Dalek-br6nu
    @Dalek-br6nu 5 років тому +207

    The best way to end an argument is with Willy Wonka's "Good day sir."
    And if they continue just follow it up with "I SAID GOOD DAY."

    • @ferraprime4564
      @ferraprime4564 5 років тому +3

      Dionysian Beast I SAID GOOD DAY

    • @tetrobro5182
      @tetrobro5182 5 років тому +3

      Dalek1019 not gonna lie, I’m gonna use that.

    • @alyonam4026
      @alyonam4026 5 років тому +3

      That's what Fez from That 70s Show says...lol

    • @JacobE-23
      @JacobE-23 5 років тому +1

      This is probably one of my all time favorite comments lmao

    • @rowstiels8216
      @rowstiels8216 5 років тому +1

      YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS

  • @Shlankyman545
    @Shlankyman545 4 роки тому +331

    If you describe yourself as a “queen” with no irony, that’s scary.

    • @ihavenoidea2805
      @ihavenoidea2805 4 роки тому +8

      yeah, that's sometimes so cringy

    • @artemispage6405
      @artemispage6405 4 роки тому +19

      Whenever someone calls themselves a king or a queen unironically, I just want to ask, "Oh? Tell me, then, in what country are you royalty. Cuz right now my best guess is Narnia, you small brain individual"

    • @maclikescartoons
      @maclikescartoons 3 роки тому +4

      lol yeah i only do it to myself as a joke like "I am the queen of animals, we shall feat on your meat for supper" or sumn like that

    • @artemispage6405
      @artemispage6405 3 роки тому +4

      @@maclikescartoons Same here! I call myself the 'Queen of Fate and Plushies', because 1) It's this like persona thing I have and 2) I really like collecting plushies

    • @rosette4268
      @rosette4268 3 роки тому +4

      I honestly say my gals pals are Queens as a compliment

  • @Erikaxoxo
    @Erikaxoxo 5 років тому +384

    9:10 She's definitely one who'd say "I'm not like other girls"

    • @Erikaxoxo
      @Erikaxoxo 5 років тому +6

      @@scarfejs_ Tumblr must love her

    • @flamedfox4713
      @flamedfox4713 5 років тому +3

      I guess your right at some point?

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki 5 років тому +3

      You missed an opportunity to put a terrible fall.
      She fell as hard as 911.

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 5 років тому +3

      "Her: I'm not like other girls. I'm nice and I eat chicken nuggets! CHICKEN NUGGETS!
      Me: We've all eaten chicken nuggets at least once in our lives. You ain't special.
      Her: Oh my god, you're so mean! You're like all the other girls! Other girls are bitches and are fake!
      Me: Sure. Keep telling yourself that...

    • @Erikaxoxo
      @Erikaxoxo 5 років тому

      @@flamedfox4713 The way she goes on is as if she's the only one who does those things

  • @junoguten
    @junoguten 4 роки тому +392

    "A girl should never have to touch a car door"
    Oh okay, she's just very traditional
    "A girl should never have to touch groceries or the trash"
    ...

  • @epic2245
    @epic2245 4 роки тому +51

    Damian: She's a witch!
    Everyone in the medievel village: Interesting.

    • @MydieLy
      @MydieLy 3 роки тому +2

      Everyone in the medieval village. "you believe in witchcraft?! Heretic!"

  • @kurokishiii_
    @kurokishiii_ 5 років тому +508

    "This aint no my hero acadamia quirk!"
    *My otaku sense is tingling*

  • @h2hoe443
    @h2hoe443 4 роки тому +174

    “This ain’t no my hero academia quirk”
    Thank you. On behalf of everyone,
    WE DO 👏 NOT 👏 WANT 👏 THEM 👏

    • @lulumce6281
      @lulumce6281 4 роки тому +6

      We rlly don’t

    • @h2hoe443
      @h2hoe443 4 роки тому +4

      State Of Wyoming oh wow look how mature you are 😒👏👏

    • @ohayohikari6222
      @ohayohikari6222 4 роки тому +1

      what do you mean?

    • @h2hoe443
      @h2hoe443 4 роки тому +2

      @ollie.e I HEARD SOMEONE MENTION... HOPE??? 👀

    • @Allystabbyface
      @Allystabbyface 4 роки тому +3

      I do

  • @justsillyrachet1737
    @justsillyrachet1737 4 роки тому +372

    Girl: A women should never touch groceries or trash
    Me:bu-but how will she cook for her husband and how will she apply make-up if she can’t touch herself ?

    • @LOVELYLITTLENOBODY
      @LOVELYLITTLENOBODY 4 роки тому +10

      This is a rare beauty unlike the nice girls of the internet.

    • @Koozomec
      @Koozomec 4 роки тому +18

      Good luck finding a woman who knows how to cook. (My last 5 gf doesn't know how to cook and i'm french living in France)
      Some are very proud of ignoring this skill. (I love cooking)

    • @anthonyfletcher8053
      @anthonyfletcher8053 4 роки тому +5

      Koozomec women are becoming obsolete.

    • @Koozomec
      @Koozomec 4 роки тому +4

      @@anthonyfletcher8053 That's sad because i love how women used to be.

    • @inkubator320
      @inkubator320 4 роки тому

      Koozomec Makes sense that you’re French

  • @vickyb6943
    @vickyb6943 3 роки тому +6

    “Clingy is ok, obsessive, IS NOT!” This needs to be put in some people’s lives.

  • @allisonwinchester3108
    @allisonwinchester3108 5 років тому +110

    Damian, are... are you physically attracted to brick walls??? I'm concerned and confused

    • @SakuraAvalon
      @SakuraAvalon 5 років тому +14

      "She's a brick house She's mighty mighty, letting it all hang out"

    • @allisonwinchester3108
      @allisonwinchester3108 5 років тому +2

      My kinda people right here... ^^

    • @collincrow9789
      @collincrow9789 5 років тому +5

      You're telling me you don't find those tall red brick walls hella hot?

    • @allisonwinchester3108
      @allisonwinchester3108 5 років тому +5

      @@collincrow9789 I mean....
      Ok I see your point, but I cant go back on it now

    • @SakuraAvalon
      @SakuraAvalon 5 років тому +6

      Collin of Hyrule Nah. They're... *Stone cold* .

  • @Joannebraun28
    @Joannebraun28 4 роки тому +57

    “This ain’t no my hero academia quirk”

  • @marketplierr
    @marketplierr 5 років тому +288

    Are we just going to ignore that the guy at 1:08 had just 1% of his battery when taking the screenshot?

    • @davidlee6661
      @davidlee6661 5 років тому +7

      Yes

    • @judyelkadi
      @judyelkadi 5 років тому +36

      Delta Wither it’s charging tho

    • @marketplierr
      @marketplierr 5 років тому +4

      @AestheticallyDumb i have android

    • @ServantOfSatania
      @ServantOfSatania 5 років тому +4

      F for our soon-to-be 0% comrade

    • @powandwow750
      @powandwow750 5 років тому +18

      my phone turns off at like... 2%, lmao
      charge your phones before it's too late, guys

  • @TeamEmmett7799
    @TeamEmmett7799 5 років тому +128

    "This aint no My Hero Academia quirt" I M

    • @0odle
      @0odle 5 років тому

      👌

    • @deve643
      @deve643 5 років тому +1

      I feel moist

    • @kloudy9_376
      @kloudy9_376 5 років тому +1

      I’m the 3rd season

    • @deve643
      @deve643 5 років тому

      @@kloudy9_376 im in the manga

    • @k1t429
      @k1t429 4 роки тому +2

      I'm pretty sure Himiko is more stable

  • @ElkorGod
    @ElkorGod 5 років тому +4434

    Peeepeeepooopooo you'll never know why this got so many likes

    • @subii_0
      @subii_0 5 років тому +40

      Equity be like

    • @TrashDeviant
      @TrashDeviant 5 років тому +231

      They only want the good bits of equality. Equal responsibility is part of the patriarchy.

    • @josiahallen9906
      @josiahallen9906 5 років тому +40

      Cause they don't want equality. That wasn't top be bet then men

    • @victoriawynston9221
      @victoriawynston9221 5 років тому +166

      Feminism=actual equality. These girls aren’t actually feminist, please don’t associate feminism with this behavior.

    • @teletubbiesharvest5615
      @teletubbiesharvest5615 5 років тому +29

      Kachaaaaan?????????????????????
      is Kiri ignoring you again???

  • @ppgzchat
    @ppgzchat 4 роки тому +46

    0:55
    ‘4 things a women shouldn’t have to touch if she’s a man.”
    *Wait-What? What joke do I even make here?*

  • @olyviermonteau4300
    @olyviermonteau4300 4 роки тому +48

    "I'm nice as frick. If you see me talking crap bout someone, they finna earned it."
    Me: then you're not nice. Niceness is basically undertale pacifist mode. What you described, is something that wouldn't make someone filled with kindness.

    • @daniiiqwq
      @daniiiqwq 4 роки тому

      true if they were nice they would of stayed calm

    • @olyviermonteau4300
      @olyviermonteau4300 4 роки тому +2

      @@MainStreetElectricalParade "no one is perfect, but we can infinitely better ourselves"
      You: *hmm yes I see the text here is made out of text.*

    • @justoort4258
      @justoort4258 3 роки тому

      How to get nice. Go help everything that is All

  • @ahrima
    @ahrima 5 років тому +60

    6:48 - 8:18
    BOOM!!!! YOU JUST GOT HIT WITH THE 'K'
    YOU GONNA BE THAT EMOTIONAL AND SWEARING YOU, NOT GONNA LIE, DESERVE IT!
    Good job, my man. :D

  • @beatricewilliams9443
    @beatricewilliams9443 4 роки тому +11

    7:16 honestly? This dude did the right thing, Id rather my partner do this for me then take advantage of me while drunk.

  • @vitaminb5021
    @vitaminb5021 5 років тому +14

    It says they shouldn’t have to touch groceries.
    *guess I’ll starve*

  • @idontevenknowwhy3655
    @idontevenknowwhy3655 4 роки тому +18

    The we do exist ones are really stupid
    Me and most of my friends
    Are girls
    Don't wear tons of makeup
    Play games
    Like memes
    They like tik tok but i don't have it
    But cockroaches are gross
    We literally all exist
    IT'S NOT JUST YOU 🙄
    I rant about this way too much lol

  • @coffee8135
    @coffee8135 4 роки тому +3

    Who ever says “k” to a text like the one from the video you have 100% of my respect

  • @nugget8967
    @nugget8967 4 роки тому +48

    “I don’t spend hours getting ready”
    I spend 5 minutes
    Yes, I don’t have a life

  • @TheGios100
    @TheGios100 3 роки тому +3

    NG: "sorry, i see you only as a friend"
    Me: "thats nice because i already have a girlfriend."
    NG: "wait, thats illegal."

  • @allybumblebee1787
    @allybumblebee1787 4 роки тому +8

    The one with the girl getting pissed that a guy didnt want to take advantage of her while she was drunk. Bruh that's just common decency?
    I'm sorry my brain like melted when I saw that one
    It was sick in so many ways

  • @zeusyoursonhasreturnedibri7603
    @zeusyoursonhasreturnedibri7603 4 роки тому +4

    Things went wrong when she broke that fallout4 CD 🙄

  • @starscoutsims
    @starscoutsims 4 роки тому +7

    ok, but like when I get feelings for someone I enjoy affection from them but I never think about what they're doing unless I'm like "oh they're at work rn that's why they're not replying"
    having a little jealousy is normal if its justified but constantly being jealous is like,, ew

  • @TheMrskmt
    @TheMrskmt 5 років тому +63

    Dang this is what some Guys have to deal with? Im sorry brothers!
    Take this cookie 🍪

  • @zettabytegd
    @zettabytegd 4 роки тому +7

    7:46 ah yes I live ACCIDENTALLY TRYING To do something

  • @assbigly8561
    @assbigly8561 4 роки тому +19

    If any of you were worried the car in the thumbnails is a Mitsubishi 3000gt or Dodge stealth very important information.

  • @_1V4N
    @_1V4N 4 роки тому +4

    *“This ain't no my hero academia quirk”*
    -dies in BNHA fan-

  • @Callicooo
    @Callicooo 5 років тому +78

    9:35 Its official... My hero Academia follows me everywhere.
    Edit: 12:23 there's more.

    • @kikuos
      @kikuos 5 років тому +2

      kjalakskskw

    • @0odle
      @0odle 5 років тому

      *that's a good thing*

    • @deve643
      @deve643 5 років тому

      I would say something about your profile pic but it would spoil shigarakis backstory.

    • @Callicooo
      @Callicooo 5 років тому

      Deverz I don’t care about spoilers

    • @ihatedmyoldnamesoheresanew7204
      @ihatedmyoldnamesoheresanew7204 5 років тому

      noooooOOOOOOOOOO

  • @Totally_not_an_alien_
    @Totally_not_an_alien_ 4 роки тому +3

    I love how some girls seriously use love as an excuse to be obsessed

    • @Fikamar27
      @Fikamar27 2 роки тому +1

      I know it's an old comment, but wanna add that their harrassment usually being labeled as "tough love" too. I pity them

  • @archerinspace
    @archerinspace 5 років тому +41

    I never got that whole "omg a boy chose me over games" shit like do you not have anything else to do? is ur whole life dating that person?
    dudes need downtime too.

    • @pris1145
      @pris1145 5 років тому +7

      Yeah and even if he prioritizes gaming over you there are better ways to resolve that over destroying the game

    • @myeeeeeh
      @myeeeeeh 5 років тому +10

      You wouldn't like it if he destroyed something you like so what gives you the right to destory his video games? If you feel like he's not spending enough time with you then talk to him about it, not destory his things.

    • @reapd2576
      @reapd2576 5 років тому +1

      you know you eat shit when another girl roasts you about sensitivity

  • @aether3569
    @aether3569 5 років тому +20

    My ex girlfriend sent threats to me, i kept my glock-19 airsoft pistol custom red and black camo with extended mag on me all night. And now, i keep that THANG on me...
    Edit: AT ALL TIMES

    • @dat_gamerboiomg106
      @dat_gamerboiomg106 4 роки тому +1

      Oh, your not messing around

    • @notatrollll
      @notatrollll 4 роки тому +1

      R/verybadass. i’m really glad you described the color too.

  • @pxllettownn
    @pxllettownn 5 років тому +110

    holy heckin crap the bnha reference 😭😭 damien marry me

    • @douggee
      @douggee 5 років тому +3

      yes

    • @tomorchard6660
      @tomorchard6660 5 років тому

      Listen I like my hero academia but ffs don’t let it overwhelm you it’s kinda cringey

    • @pxllettownn
      @pxllettownn 5 років тому +1

      thank you tomas, very cool! except for the fact that i don’t care about what a random internet person thinks or how cringy i am :)) your opinion might be appreciated somewhere else though!! :Dd

    • @pxllettownn
      @pxllettownn 5 років тому +1

      adidas ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @tomorchard6660
      @tomorchard6660 5 років тому +3

      ash ketchup wow so quirky haha, I’m so impressed at how you shrugged me off! :::::DDDDDDddddddd

  • @Shizkillshadow2
    @Shizkillshadow2 5 років тому +5

    8:11 The messages from the girl was the lob and the "K" from the dude was the jam lmao

  • @krystalaranha3779
    @krystalaranha3779 5 років тому +5

    Punching a woman who destroys your property is feminism.

  • @tankdempsy8992
    @tankdempsy8992 3 роки тому +3

    8:10 that "k." ist the most destructive single letter i've ever seen. xD

  • @ryo38
    @ryo38 4 роки тому +4

    Fun fact 12:44 : Onna (女) actually means woman in Japanese

  • @cbarre9937
    @cbarre9937 5 років тому +64

    Hey, how can I falcon punch everyone on this subreddit in one sitting?
    Ok, holy shit, 150 likes in 1 day?

    • @NEPFU
      @NEPFU 5 років тому +1

      C & C Miller
      U must believe

    • @SavagevilleOP
      @SavagevilleOP 5 років тому +3

      These posts worry me about the world and humanity

    • @cbarre9937
      @cbarre9937 5 років тому

      69 likes

  • @jolieeoo
    @jolieeoo 5 років тому +9

    Bro i bet she had a full on seizure after he texted "K"

    • @jordanjoestar9096
      @jordanjoestar9096 4 роки тому

      Good might've saved a life or two with that response.

  • @boredUser2
    @boredUser2 5 років тому +14

    God the pool of dateable women is getting smaller every day
    Which is bad for me because no woman wants to date me anyways lmao

  • @rubitch
    @rubitch 5 років тому +8

    1:48 This dude could've said "Have fun being featured on Dr.Phil"

  • @stormeyedselkie
    @stormeyedselkie 4 роки тому +1

    I would never dream of acting like this. I can be quite insecure about myself and I find it very hard telling people if I have feelings for them because I am convinced that I will be rejected. A big fear of mine is acting like this. 😫

  • @mystical-mage
    @mystical-mage 4 роки тому +4

    Girl : I shaved my 🐱
    Me : I could have lived my entire life without knowing that

    • @marketableplushie4296
      @marketableplushie4296 3 роки тому

      "Show me on the map where I asked" - appropriate meme for that situation

  • @issi99
    @issi99 5 років тому +4

    6:07 "Or we're gonna start dating each other"
    Pre-existing lesbians: Am I a joke to you?

  • @JeffEdits
    @JeffEdits 5 років тому +7

    “K” THAT GOT MEE DEAAD

  • @ZopalasXapzeers
    @ZopalasXapzeers 4 роки тому +2

    I've been marathoning these r/nicegirls vids, and I all of a sudden got the overwhelming feeling I should text my girl. She's not a NiceGirl, but it just gave me a feeling to do it.

  • @BCereja
    @BCereja 5 років тому +10

    9:35 - 9:41 "this ain't no my hero academia stuff" had me dead 😂

  • @wokedog1799
    @wokedog1799 4 роки тому +6

    When you draw a comparison to Yanderes for many of these:
    *HMMMMMMMM*

  • @arisrichardson7528
    @arisrichardson7528 3 роки тому +2

    0:54 how to trap a Nice Girl part one.
    Dont open the car door as she will wait for you to open it for her, if she somehow opens the door and screams at you you might want to try locking the car next time.

  • @dannieon
    @dannieon 4 роки тому +4

    "Lose all females to extinction" I'm... not sure that's how it works but okay

  • @themobilegamer5158
    @themobilegamer5158 4 роки тому +10

    6:10. “We out here lookin like a full course meal by default”.
    Also woman: *puts 10 pounds of makeup on everyday*

  • @elu9189
    @elu9189 3 роки тому +2

    A man should never touch:
    - the kitchen.
    How does that feel?

  • @wolfyboi3712
    @wolfyboi3712 5 років тому +5

    3:46 Life advice for people trying to be in a relationship. This goes for both male and female.

  • @thatnerdinthecomments4678
    @thatnerdinthecomments4678 5 років тому +4

    Did...
    Did he slip in that MHA joke on purpose?!

  • @seanmckeownyoung
    @seanmckeownyoung 4 роки тому

    My husband and I have two sons. Our oldest is 16 and our youngest is 13. They’re smart, kind good-looking guys that are educated, respectful and open-minded. We’ve worked hard to instill good values. You can’t understand how much watching this scares me. I should also mention that my oldest son has Aspergers. I just want them to receive the same respect and kindness that they’d be expected to show.

  • @geojoco8434
    @geojoco8434 5 років тому +12

    Are we gonna ignore that he was on 1%
    1:04 1:04
    1:04 1:04

  • @VarianJudas5320
    @VarianJudas5320 5 років тому +13

    *hears my hero academia reference*
    Me: oh mY GOD YESSS---

  • @snookerwither9955
    @snookerwither9955 5 років тому +294

    No-one:
    Early commenters before even watching the video: FIRST

  • @rem3894
    @rem3894 5 років тому +12

    9:37 ahem
    E X C U S E M E
    That caught me off guard honestly. Hah.

    • @ximipaa16louizatanaya83
      @ximipaa16louizatanaya83 5 років тому +1

      Ah, I see the himiko toga on the profile pic, hello fellow weeb

    • @douggee
      @douggee 5 років тому +1

      hello there

    • @rem3894
      @rem3894 5 років тому

      G R E E T I N G W E E B S

  • @VanityDivined
    @VanityDivined 4 роки тому

    The guy who got those “I hate you” texts probably laughed everyday.

  • @morganahowll1940
    @morganahowll1940 5 років тому +27

    Wowee, 2 bnha references in one video.
    A surprise, but a welcome one

  • @dumbbumsc5329
    @dumbbumsc5329 5 років тому +5

    Your voice is so PERFECT, that my migraine is getting better listening to you! Holy crap!!
    Actually thank you!! I have such bad migraines daily and your voice is somehow helping!! OMG!! 😂 😂 THANK YOU!!

  • @yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907
    @yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907 4 роки тому

    That guy with the "K." An Absolute MADLAD. He deserves to be in the "Hall of Fame of Madlads"

  • @kiitaclyzm
    @kiitaclyzm 4 роки тому +5

    "blacklisted from RPing" how the hell

  • @kateisnotmyrealname7371
    @kateisnotmyrealname7371 5 років тому +4

    One time my guy friend did a nice girl, we were texting and then I had to do something so when I didn't respond he said "Whatever u gay" and I cried I was laughing so hard

  • @MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard
    @MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard 5 років тому +22

    Things Woman should never touch:
    *Slazo*
    Things Woman like the ones in the video shouldn't touch:
    *pure beans*

    • @KuvaPefo
      @KuvaPefo 5 років тому

      Shadow Marco what is a slazo?

    • @MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard
      @MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard 5 років тому

      Slazo's the guy who was in charge of the channel and was fasely accused of sexual assault by his "ex girlfriend"
      I made the comment based on the comment section and was misinformed, i apologize for that

  • @shreyathapa5001
    @shreyathapa5001 3 роки тому

    “I don’t spend hours getting ready”
    My indecisive ass spending 4 hours deciding on an outfit only to end up wearing the most basic one in the end: Cough Cough

  • @TheMudKip-ff2tb
    @TheMudKip-ff2tb 4 роки тому +4

    You know Damien has seen stuff when he says “You’re a demon person.”

  • @phillyjoe4798
    @phillyjoe4798 3 роки тому +1

    Telling a nicegirl your text chat is gonna go on the internet will REALLY piss them off, espically if they know what r/nicegirls is

  • @heikkipalola6760
    @heikkipalola6760 5 років тому +4

    EmKay is attracted to brick walls

  • @bruh.1770
    @bruh.1770 5 років тому +4

    "All men cheat"
    If you can say that then you're probably tryna play the victim card because you cheated. Which explains why she's still single.

  • @dawnofmoon6967
    @dawnofmoon6967 4 роки тому +6

    At 0:36 it reminded me of my friend's girlfriend glaring at every girl that goes near them..(my friend is in the volleyball's GIRL team)

  • @krystynheadrick8891
    @krystynheadrick8891 4 роки тому

    "They should have an Olympic event for jumping to conclusions." I died XD.

  • @JinteiModding
    @JinteiModding 5 років тому +5

    1:48 that's a nice 4 wall break.
    *BUT IT'S IN REAL LIFE*

  • @Mani_kani99
    @Mani_kani99 Рік тому

    as someone who's obsessive and has a partner, i dont have the same exact feelings because i trust and love her. i have a weird relationship with everyone except her. its trust and respect, maybe because ive known her for awhile, but obsessive behaviours/disorders that may cause it arent an excuse. if u dont trust each other - maybe its too early for seriousity, just spend time aorund eachtoher

  • @hannibalthecannibal3606
    @hannibalthecannibal3606 4 роки тому

    I used to think for a year that I was unlucky that no girl wanted to go out with me but now I think of it as a blessing that I won’t have time wasted by people who want to go out with me for money or looks

  • @AA_luvsrick
    @AA_luvsrick 5 років тому +4

    9:17
    I am all of those things, you're not special.
    Edit: I didn't see the cockroach part... Those things are terrifying man

  • @onyx747
    @onyx747 3 роки тому +1

    5:30 as someone who wants to play the Fallout series, this hurts so bad.
    I'm not sure the games are available on PS4 so I'll probably have to wait until I'm older which kinda sucks, but I'll be fine lol

  • @nate4087
    @nate4087 5 років тому +8

    A woman should never have to touch this:
    Slazo

    • @OK-os2ni
      @OK-os2ni 5 років тому

      Nate are you a clown

  • @qu0thth3r4ven
    @qu0thth3r4ven 5 років тому +5

    Am i a quirky girl checklist:
    TikTok: Yes
    Memes: Yes
    Sweatpants: Yes
    Spend hours getting ready: Yes
    Wears makeup: Barely
    Pretty: Maybe?
    Smart: Hell no
    Athletic: As a potato chip
    Emo: Like Billie Eilish
    Nice: No
    Anger issues: Probably
    Straight: Half

  • @ribbit3374
    @ribbit3374 3 роки тому

    5:18 As a member, I can say that your crimes are known, and that the frog council sits in judgement. Negative judgement.

  • @karmajaystar13
    @karmajaystar13 5 років тому +12

    MHA reference, oh yeah, what’s next Jojos?

    • @masrinamasaothi720
      @masrinamasaothi720 5 років тому

      karmajaystar13 in a sense midoriya is a jojo reference kek

  • @wolfycatgirl398uwu7
    @wolfycatgirl398uwu7 4 роки тому +1

    Am i the only one who used to say "I'm not like other girls" then grew up a little and realised yes, yes I am 💀