That second one man. If youre gonna be ableist expect to get shit back lmao like being disabled doesnt make you "half a person" youre still a whole person who happens to need extra help and support
My favorite is when people find out that the other person deals with something like Autism or Diabetes on the regular and STILL don't educate themselves on the topic. Idk about anyone else, but when I found out my grandmother was diabetic, I did SOME research as to what is going on so then I'm not ENTIRELY useless if shit were to happen (ketoacidosis is a real threat, you can't change my mind). And Autism is one you should familiarize yourself with anyway, as the statistic is now 1 in 32 children with Autism, compared to the 1 in 100 or 1 in 64 it was back in 2011.
I find it so funny that the woman insulted someone for something they can’t change and then got upset after she got insulted for something she can change 😂
I know it's a weird pull, but whenever someone rants and raves about women who "should want to be more than a housewife!!" I always think of the line from Family Guy when Lois is going toe to toe with that extremist feminist: "Feminism is about choice. I choose to be a housewife and mother. And now, I'm choosing to end this conversation." 👏
Oml she’s so based. We love Lois, because she speaks the truth- Feminism _isn’t_ about trying to force women/men/ *anybody* into a role, it’s about letting everyone be anything and be treated equally
Now wait a damn second. That is absolutely not what feminism is about. Feminism is female superiority, plain and simple. If you actually cared about equality, you would not call yourself a feminist.@@WhatABinglylittlescronklylil-
3:37 i was eating cereal and i can confirm I CHOKED LIKE I THOUGHT PEOPLE WERE BEING SARCASTIC WHEN THEY SAID THEY CHOKED WHILE EATING THEIR FOOD BUT NO IT IS POSSIBLE
Talking about “drama” unprompted is kind of a mild yellow flag in my mind at this point (in the context of relationships I mean). Like it puts me on notice to start looking for other ways the person might be dismissing other people’s perspectives etc
24:31 "Sometimes the hardest part of being a great catch is accepting not everyone's hands are strong enough to hold you." Me: Well that's your problem if you're too heavy to hold.
Honestly, if anything, I think they actively feed each other's existences like a screwed up natural cycle, since I noticed that a lot of the general world views of both groups tend to line up with the actions of the other!
@@decepticusprevailsding ding ding. They aren't "nice" they are either A) narcissists who refuse to accept that other people are not like them and that their usual behavior is not the baseline, or B) lazy losers who don't understand that the bare minimum is NOT more than enough. If they ever get together it either falls flat instantly because they think the bare minimum is all that needs to be put in, or because two monsters can't coexist with each other. In short, they wouldn't be able to stand hanging out with themselves.
0:53 a good comeback when the lisa girl disrespected the man's disability, and he had to come up with a clever insult, why you mad girl, you made fun of his disability (mental and physical disabilities cannot be cured but managed) while he made fun of your physical body weight (obesity can be cured by a healthy diet and exercise)
2:16 as someone who has no chance at getting a girlfriend, I can speak for others who also have no chance when I say all we want is someone to love and for them to love us back
"you are a woman you should know what periods are" is the best thing jack as said, and yes men know what nut's, ball's, sausage's, wiener's and a few more
Now let's work on forming plurals literately when writing.... Wouldn't that be nice. This whole thread leaves me irritable and irritated. Glad my life isn't this miserable.
Love it when they censor something so badly that you can literally read their names (5:45) XD It’s like when they blur faces on TV, but you can still see their real face behind it because it doesn’t distort it enough.
@@lynneconklin917 Yeah exactly! If I ever need my identity to be protected on tv for some reason, I’ll ask them to just make me into a solid black rectangle. No body proportion or anything would make me identifiable that way (unless they mess that up some way).
I would to apologize on the behalf of girls who aren’t like this. We understand that men have hard lives to live too and we are not above men but equal
Рік тому+32
First off, thank you for _actually_ getting it! Second, _don't_ apologize on behalf of women. It's not a good look when guys do the white-knight thing, it's not a good look when you do it. Just the fact that you consider us equals means that you're our hero. ;-)
@@RealChloFii Oh,you have Uzi from Murder Drones as a Profile,btw did you know that tge voice of N is aldo the Voice of Angel Dust in the Pilot of Hazbin Hotel,us the Boice of Jaxx in The Digital Circus and is also the Voice of Rocky from the Lackadaisy Pilot?
15:32 whether it's a man or a woman complaining about how the people they find attractive won't give them a chance. Just ask them, "So does that mean that if 350 lb Big Bertha is into you or the 400 lb neckbeard," that you should be made to give them a chance?" It's funny how they think that when someone they're into doesn't like them or want to give them a chance it's a travesty and discrimination but it's completely fine for them to turn down people that they're not attracted to.
It's just weird how they claim men objectify women and only want the for their bodies, and then sleep around and cheat?? How are you able to think that you're above them to a point where they are loyal and only talk to you, and then completely ignore such rules?
With both nice guys and girls they really think similar, with the distinction that the girls fight for ownership of people, seeing themselves as teh centre of attention and the guys fight for a girl whatsoever and act incredibly lowly on themselves to win such. They're similar and different and honestly don't like either of these groups.
I too wish I was a woman who got lucky enough to marry a rich dude, but uh, I don't resent people who get lucky in life, I'd drive myself into a early grave if I got jealous of everyone who's living a better life than me, because that number is really, really big.
I almost did by arrangement. The only reason we didn't was the nice guy who arranged it was as arrogant as Trump pre 2016 and would have been ostracized by where we were (Let alone his verbal attack on a Type 1 Diabetic in an article for a French now Malta owned website was idiocy, hypos can and do happen anywhere)
*I’M COMPLETELY FINE* -maybe it’s just your inherently sexist brain assuming I’m angry” I think the lack of punctuation makes it so much better (and by better I mean angrier).
thanks for the translation! I got the all the words, but I couldn't manage to put them into a proper sentence. i don't exactly know hindi but I vaguely know urdu, so close enough lol
1:14 holy crap, two whole years?! 3:29 this likely does belong here 3:52 lady you keep on asking, you clearly are trying to force him 15:09 sort of agreed. Maybe it’s your fault, maybe it’s the other’s fault. Or maybe your just unlucky 15:15 true 18:57 wtf 28:07 yes, are you not aware of people having friends or siblings? At least investigate first before you actually tell him cause just because they laughed and hugged once, doesn’t mean they’re cheating
@@KWBR1123 I think it refers to Dante, Nero and V, who are the main playable protagonists of the game Devil May Cry 5, seeing as how Dante and Nero are two regular half demon guys, and V is the human half of Dante's brother, Vergil, making him only half a man.
15:19 what's funny is you know this girl was warned about these guys by either her or their friends but she refused to listen to them because she knew better and she knew how badly they had treated their previous partners but she thought that wouldn't happen to her because she's special. 😂
I left reddit years ago because they're too toxic, but I was always curious whether I could get with a "nice girl" but after seeing these, I don't think they're worth it. Still looking for alternatives to my area's mainstream dating population since they are all ableist.
Welcome to emerging adulthood. We will fuck things up, but if we don't learn from our mistakes, it's our own damn faults (I agree tho, they act like middle schoolers)
I absolutely love that one post 14 minutes in with the woman ranting about “blokes” and saying it repeatedly. It comes off as very fun and unusual, completely distracting from the rant. It’s really funny. Blokes blokes blokes! To be called a bloke is something to smile in amusement about
It's funny how people who cheat always use the whole "I was being abused card." Like really? Isn't that an early 2000's thing that is extremally old at this point? Again it's funny how on both sides people consider cheating a luxury, seriously how is it not illegal at this point.
Yeah she was really stupid for even doing that. Don't get into other people relationship especially if you're never have any romantic experience with one of them
20:49 Anyone who says they're a sub while contradicting themselves w. this pushy a tone is invariably just trying to slap a legitimising label on a lazy + demanding personality. There's brats (fun) & then there's simply takers (unrewarding). Source; long & diverse experience as a domme.
You'd be shocked at how many people on the internet I've come across who just show complete and utter disregard for the laws of grammar and punctuation, that when confronted with their affront to the written english language, they slide into a perfectly edited essay-length rant about grammar nazis. This also commonly happens even if the thing I did to confront them on something they said was me asking a clarification question.
Yeah, to a certain extent I get not writing like an essay but if I see someone writing so terribly I can barely understand them I *definitely* judge them, that and making spelling mistakes that aren’t typos or shortening.
10:10 My general rule is that everyone is a 5 out of 10 until they open their mouth. For some, a kind heart and a good personality is the world's greatest beautician. For others, they're the kind of ugly that makeup doesn't cover and plastic surgery can't fix.
THE MYTH OF CONSENT, A.K.A why the word “yes” is empty and doesn’t mean shit: Girl: I consent Boy: I consent Will Smith: No, you don’t. *Erases your memory of seeing him shortly after* IS THERE SOMEBODY YOU FORGOT TO ASK? AIN’T NONE OF THAT IF THE GOVERNMENT DON’T APROVE.
I was shocked at how kind the person who reached out to that insecure girl on a dating app was. Seeing her just completely shoot that down made me sad. It's hard to believe, really.
“Treat me like your favourite cat” is too real though, I’ve said this myself 😂 “I just want someone who treats me the way I treat my cat. Give me love and affection, praise for basically no reason, attention when I want it, and otherwise leave me alone. Is that so much to ask??” Bearing in mind I was saying this as a joke though 😹
Negging is like teasing really, not being agreeable while you're connecting, youre both able to laugh with differences. The problem is rhat people try too hard
5:40 I think that the girl just wanted to keep the man as an "just incase" if she can't date anyone she likes, She see's him as a shitty item that you only use if the good items don't work. I'm glad she didn't like him or else he'd be in a shitty relationship
8:50 that means “Equality is not good” or “Equality is not enough” in Marathi, an classical Indo-Aryan language spoken in India, which explains why her entire sense of self-worth is centered around how well she did in school.
@17:24 I went through the exact same situation with a girl like her. Only I fell into the trap of attempting to make it work. Luckily, my soon to be fiancé loves to cook as much as I and we explore new restaurants regularly.
The amount of people on this subreddit who think that domestic violence and destruction of property are perfectly okay to the point that they BRAG about it. It infuriates me to no end.
00:36 And that’s why Two and a Half Men fell off as a TV show, and eventually had to be cancelled. All of that, marked the prediction of the show’s unfortunate end ahead of time in and of itself. They literally predicted the year when the finale of the show was going to happen ahead of time.
8:44 is my wife (or husband, to be determined) is able to take care of expenses with the household and/or children with THEIR paycheck alone without much worry, I’d dedicate my fucking life to keeping that house SPOTLESS
You know I watch these when I feel bad about myself, becouse I feel better knowing I will never be like these "lovely" ladies. Great videos guys.😊 I loved that line "my life's already jacked, lots call you rose!"
Don't know if anyone else commented this but at 8:50 the words after equality are hindi for "Can't come just by talking" making the full quote "Equality can't come just by talking"
"you're a woman, you should know what periods are." Was such a raw line that i had to stop the video with my mout wide open
I started crackling. My cat was offended at being disturbed.
Dude, I was DRINKING. Damn near drowned myself when I heard that.
@@UltraXan BRO I'M LITERALLY EATING RN AND I ALMOST DROPPED THE CEAMIC PLATE
not to mention that I almost peed
My mout is also wide open
r/thathappened
That second one man. If youre gonna be ableist expect to get shit back lmao like being disabled doesnt make you "half a person" youre still a whole person who happens to need extra help and support
My favorite is when people find out that the other person deals with something like Autism or Diabetes on the regular and STILL don't educate themselves on the topic. Idk about anyone else, but when I found out my grandmother was diabetic, I did SOME research as to what is going on so then I'm not ENTIRELY useless if shit were to happen (ketoacidosis is a real threat, you can't change my mind). And Autism is one you should familiarize yourself with anyway, as the statistic is now 1 in 32 children with Autism, compared to the 1 in 100 or 1 in 64 it was back in 2011.
Hey, you know maths? That's ableist against those with dyscalculia...
I'm disabled but fully functional but also not employable and I just consider myself to be a pet these days. Women expect way too much.
I find it so funny that the woman insulted someone for something they can’t change and then got upset after she got insulted for something she can change 😂
@@KWiflerhow can you be fully functional but unemployable? Do you know what " fully" "functional" and "unemployable" mean.
"Idk it sounds rude"
Maybe because it f**king is
And the guy proceeded to roast her harder than a flamethrower. 😂😂😂
@@LunaP1he's a soldier with M2 flamethrower and she's a enemy in MG nest.
@@LunaP1she got NAPALMed
@@dickysatria7268she got flammenwerfered
I think she might have meant to say “idc if it sounds rude,” which is even worse.
I know it's a weird pull, but whenever someone rants and raves about women who "should want to be more than a housewife!!" I always think of the line from Family Guy when Lois is going toe to toe with that extremist feminist:
"Feminism is about choice. I choose to be a housewife and mother. And now, I'm choosing to end this conversation." 👏
She was so real for that
Oml she’s so based. We love Lois, because she speaks the truth-
Feminism _isn’t_ about trying to force women/men/ *anybody* into a role, it’s about letting everyone be anything and be treated equally
Now wait a damn second. That is absolutely not what feminism is about. Feminism is female superiority, plain and simple. If you actually cared about equality, you would not call yourself a feminist.@@WhatABinglylittlescronklylil-
@@WhatABinglylittlescronklylil-Sadly it's been twisted into being about hair dye, piercings, and hating men
Those are the fake feminists, quit confusing them with the real ones.@@williamdrum9899
“How dare my friend date my other friend without MY permission!!”
-“Nice” Girl
I'd say the only time it actually works like that is if they're dating an ex
Possessive narcissists be like
😅
Poor Thomas and Emily don't deserve that kind of "friend" breathing on their necks.
@@Larsen_illustrationsthat’s still none of your business. If my best friend wants to date my ex go for it, we’re exes for a reason
Jack isn't a nice girl, he is a cool guy.
@UnitTrace Are you trying to start an ARG or something?
@@heartsthekitteh6239it’s a bot or something
@@heartsthekitteh6239check his comment history. He's a top comment spam
Jack is peak human, all he needs now is an oversized cowboy hat
@UnitTracehow much exp do I earn?
"Pobody is Nerfect"
- A "Nice Girl" after setting fire to an orphanage.
Mr Peabody
"It's nerfect or nothing"
@@bleepblock2177You mean Mr Pobody
Person named Pobody:
You forgot the "tee-hee!"
Hearing "sorry you aren't my type" and taking it as "you're unattractive and ugly and unlovable" really feels like a you problem
Ya it's like - would you rather me string you along like I'm interested? Or be honest? For some people you cannot win.
"Idk it sounds rude but i dont value you as a person and think you're beneath me"
3:37 i was eating cereal and i can confirm I CHOKED
LIKE I THOUGHT PEOPLE WERE BEING SARCASTIC WHEN THEY SAID THEY CHOKED WHILE EATING THEIR FOOD BUT NO
IT IS POSSIBLE
You fucked around and found out
was the cereal good at least
@@eyemoisturizer yea
@@M4lfucnt10nednice
"Just what I wanted. Instability. My name's already Jack, let's call you Rose!"
THAT KILLED ME!!!
🥲🤝
... I'm thinking this is in reference to something... but what???
@@aralornwolf3140 I dunno, maybe that movie with the big spaceship and the aliens attacking people, that's gotta be it, 100%
@@aralornwolf3140probably a reference to a boat that may or may not have a fun time at the end
@@newhope-cat9089The one with the rapping dog or the octopus with a nose and the moonbeams?
'I don't do drama'...Immediately after ' you can't have female friends'
Think she is lying about the drama.
Talking about “drama” unprompted is kind of a mild yellow flag in my mind at this point (in the context of relationships I mean). Like it puts me on notice to start looking for other ways the person might be dismissing other people’s perspectives etc
6:26
Pink: "I consent."
Blue: "I consent."
OP: "I didn't!"
*Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?* 😅😂
the fricking Jesus consent meme, I can't 🤣
i think their names are thomas and emily
THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT 😭
4:35
“Now kiss”
-Jesus Christ, 0025
24:31 "Sometimes the hardest part of being a great catch is accepting not everyone's hands are strong enough to hold you."
Me: Well that's your problem if you're too heavy to hold.
Truly some evil force is keeping all the nice guys and girls apart.
maybe it's darwin who wants less of both
I think if all the "nice guys" and "nice girls" DID get together... i think they'd destroy each other like rabid animals 😅
Honestly, if anything, I think they actively feed each other's existences like a screwed up natural cycle, since I noticed that a lot of the general world views of both groups tend to line up with the actions of the other!
@@decepticusprevailsding ding ding. They aren't "nice" they are either A) narcissists who refuse to accept that other people are not like them and that their usual behavior is not the baseline, or B) lazy losers who don't understand that the bare minimum is NOT more than enough. If they ever get together it either falls flat instantly because they think the bare minimum is all that needs to be put in, or because two monsters can't coexist with each other.
In short, they wouldn't be able to stand hanging out with themselves.
We do see it. That’s how you get dysfunctional marriages.
"you are a woman you should be well aware of what periods are!" God, that's the most beautiful line I've ever heard
We love Robin for the passionate rants, and we love Jack for re-enacting the stories!
0:53 a good comeback when the lisa girl disrespected the man's disability, and he had to come up with a clever insult, why you mad girl, you made fun of his disability (mental and physical disabilities cannot be cured but managed) while he made fun of your physical body weight (obesity can be cured by a healthy diet and exercise)
2:16 as someone who has no chance at getting a girlfriend, I can speak for others who also have no chance when I say all we want is someone to love and for them to love us back
Just be careful to not run into ladies like these. It ain't worth the headaches and restraining orders.
@LunaP1 If I run into a lady like this, I would love a restraining order as long as I never have to talk to them again
Puppies are cute.
"you are a woman you should know what periods are" is the best thing jack as said, and yes men know what nut's, ball's, sausage's, wiener's and a few more
Yes, all highly suggestive words that may or may not be what you may think it is
Now let's work on forming plurals literately when writing....
Wouldn't that be nice.
This whole thread leaves me irritable and irritated. Glad my life isn't this miserable.
Half a man is truly a backhanded comment. Also, that 'idk it sounds rude' is just the icing on the cake. Also, the Onlyfans one was pathetic.
Love it when they censor something so badly that you can literally read their names (5:45) XD
It’s like when they blur faces on TV, but you can still see their real face behind it because it doesn’t distort it enough.
Or change camera angles and forget to blur, or don't blur reflections. Oops!
@@lynneconklin917
Yeah exactly! If I ever need my identity to be protected on tv for some reason, I’ll ask them to just make me into a solid black rectangle. No body proportion or anything would make me identifiable that way (unless they mess that up some way).
praying for their privacy that emily and thomas arent their real names
I would to apologize on the behalf of girls who aren’t like this. We understand that men have hard lives to live too and we are not above men but equal
First off, thank you for _actually_ getting it! Second, _don't_ apologize on behalf of women. It's not a good look when guys do the white-knight thing, it's not a good look when you do it. Just the fact that you consider us equals means that you're our hero. ;-)
Don't apologize. In fact, I think you're not respecting yourself enough.
Your grammar deserves an apology as well.
@@AIHumanEquality It's not even bad, lol. What do you mean? They missed one word, lol
@@LuckyOwI777 Apologize for yours too if you write like that. The Word Gods feel offended.
As a bisexual girl myself, I wouldn't want to be looking for my "Alpha Male"
"Alpha Male" typically means emotionally, verbally, and/or physically abusive, so as another Bisexual Girl I agree with this.
yeey@@RealChloFii
As a Bissexual Guy,I agree and I say two things:ALPHA MAKES SUCK and GARLIC BREEAAAD!
@@RealChloFii Oh,you have Uzi from Murder Drones as a Profile,btw did you know that tge voice of N is aldo the Voice of Angel Dust in the Pilot of Hazbin Hotel,us the Boice of Jaxx in The Digital Circus and is also the Voice of Rocky from the Lackadaisy Pilot?
What does beeing bisexual have to do with your statement
i can't breath, this has me chuckling non-stop. This is why I'm single, all y'all who found someone who genuinely cares struck gold!
Yeah, videos like this make me super appreciative of my girlfriend for being an actual good, decent person. :-)
15:32 whether it's a man or a woman complaining about how the people they find attractive won't give them a chance. Just ask them, "So does that mean that if 350 lb Big Bertha is into you or the 400 lb neckbeard," that you should be made to give them a chance?" It's funny how they think that when someone they're into doesn't like them or want to give them a chance it's a travesty and discrimination but it's completely fine for them to turn down people that they're not attracted to.
It's just weird how they claim men objectify women and only want the for their bodies, and then sleep around and cheat?? How are you able to think that you're above them to a point where they are loyal and only talk to you, and then completely ignore such rules?
With both nice guys and girls they really think similar, with the distinction that the girls fight for ownership of people, seeing themselves as teh centre of attention and the guys fight for a girl whatsoever and act incredibly lowly on themselves to win such. They're similar and different and honestly don't like either of these groups.
because whatever they complain about they feel doesn't apply to them
The name censoring fail is rather funny, you can clearly see the names are Emily and Thomas
Generic names
Another funny thing is why they tried to censor them in the first place.
lvl1 npc ahh names
I too wish I was a woman who got lucky enough to marry a rich dude, but uh, I don't resent people who get lucky in life, I'd drive myself into a early grave if I got jealous of everyone who's living a better life than me, because that number is really, really big.
And honestly it isn't worth the energy. There are better things to do than worry about keeping up with other people.
All you need is a single roll of toilet paper and you're doing better than me, cause I'm sat here on the loo and looked and, well... fuck 😭
@@djinnxx7050 Skill issue, just took a shit and had a whole roll of toilet paper, I think I'm just better than you ngl.
@@WestGarbage6 A whole roll, ooh get you mr money bags... 🤣
I almost did by arrangement. The only reason we didn't was the nice guy who arranged it was as arrogant as Trump pre 2016 and would have been ostracized by where we were (Let alone his verbal attack on a Type 1 Diabetic in an article for a French now Malta owned website was idiocy, hypos can and do happen anywhere)
Man two and a half men was my childhood show
Bro I still remember watching it with my dad
I never watched it sadly, can someone explain it to me, if thats okay.
Haven't seen a nice girls video in so long! love that Emkay's back in my algorithm
28:43 bro everything about the girl’s reply back is GOLD. The delivery of it truly made it hold of course lol
*I’M COMPLETELY FINE* -maybe it’s just your inherently sexist brain assuming I’m angry”
I think the lack of punctuation makes it so much better (and by better I mean angrier).
@@80PercentUnreliable I was very surprised to see someone reply to this but I welcome it warmly!
@@Joey7Z7Horror it’s just kinda my thing to reply to obscure comments
@@80PercentUnreliable kewl
holy shmit the comebacks 😂
If we could bottle Jack's raw sass we could fix the energy crisis
I'll be real, I read this as "Jack's raw ass" at first, and...even then, I agree!
8:52 “Equality bas bolne se nahi aati” is likely Hindi/ Hinglish. It means something like “equality does not come from just talking about it”
thanks for the translation! I got the all the words, but I couldn't manage to put them into a proper sentence. i don't exactly know hindi but I vaguely know urdu, so close enough lol
Yea I cackled hearing his British ahh trying to pronounce it 😭😭😭😭
1:14 holy crap, two whole years?!
3:29 this likely does belong here
3:52 lady you keep on asking, you clearly are trying to force him
15:09 sort of agreed. Maybe it’s your fault, maybe it’s the other’s fault. Or maybe your just unlucky
15:15 true
18:57 wtf
28:07 yes, are you not aware of people having friends or siblings? At least investigate first before you actually tell him cause just because they laughed and hugged once, doesn’t mean they’re cheating
At 3:29 what part of that isn't a nice girl?
The 11:30 one, that is the most eloquent way of saying "you're a bitch, fuck off" I've seen in the modern day.
2 and a half men is the reason Devil May Cry 5 happened
Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Never have I have been offended by something I 100% agree with
I’m sorry, I don’t get it.
@@KWBR1123 I think it refers to Dante, Nero and V, who are the main playable protagonists of the game Devil May Cry 5, seeing as how Dante and Nero are two regular half demon guys, and V is the human half of Dante's brother, Vergil, making him only half a man.
@@WestGarbage6...God dammit, that's annoyingly clever
15:19 what's funny is you know this girl was warned about these guys by either her or their friends but she refused to listen to them because she knew better and she knew how badly they had treated their previous partners but she thought that wouldn't happen to her because she's special. 😂
23:15 I love your narration 😂 I feel like we did it at the same time. I bet all the narrators take long showers after doing their recording session
8:52 Yes! That is Hindi!... She said something (not literal but figurative) "Equality doesnt come from just preaching it"
Alpha male? Not even a pre-release?
I've actually managed to get early-access
Pre-Production Male
20:30 - Bro. Bro. I just spat my coffee out at that twist. 😂
If I hear that one woman say the word "Bloke" one more time I am going to jump out of a window
Probably don't come to Australia then. We don't want to shovel you off the ground.
@@dougodyssey50or the U.K. we also use bloke here
I left reddit years ago because they're too toxic, but I was always curious whether I could get with a "nice girl" but after seeing these, I don't think they're worth it. Still looking for alternatives to my area's mainstream dating population since they are all ableist.
How are these 20 something year olds behaving like middle schoolers? Who raised them? What were their parents doing??
Welcome to emerging adulthood. We will fuck things up, but if we don't learn from our mistakes, it's our own damn faults (I agree tho, they act like middle schoolers)
Drinking under the overpass
I love that we got dingus as an insult in this one, lol😂
“My name’s already Jack, let’s call you Rose!” JACK IS AMAZING
I like how the subreddit's name is purposefully a joke when it comes to what is posted in the subreddit.
whyd you comment twice
I mean yeah. That's the joke...
I like how the floor is made out of floor
i like how the sky looks blue because its blue
I thought that it was more that they themselves claim to be nice while their behaviour points to the contrary. Just like with r/niceguys.
It’s just nice to know that there’s insanity is on both sides.
I absolutely love that one post 14 minutes in with the woman ranting about “blokes” and saying it repeatedly. It comes off as very fun and unusual, completely distracting from the rant. It’s really funny. Blokes blokes blokes! To be called a bloke is something to smile in amusement about
It's funny how people who cheat always use the whole "I was being abused card." Like really? Isn't that an early 2000's thing that is extremally old at this point? Again it's funny how on both sides people consider cheating a luxury, seriously how is it not illegal at this point.
5:35 the myth of consensual dating:
p1: I consent to dating p2
p2: I consent to dating p1
p3: I don't!
*isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?*
P4: Me.
Yeah she was really stupid for even doing that. Don't get into other people relationship especially if you're never have any romantic experience with one of them
Misspelling and lack of punctuation can indicate ragetyping.
You can ragetype and still make sense, unlike these bitches
Or being drunk...
Or being an idiot.
Jack needs to narrate every r/niceguys and r/nicegirls video.
In you're opinion: which is worse, nice guys, or nice girls?
@@NbNgMODwhich gender do you like more? male or female (this is what you're asking)
@@NbNgMODoh nice guys fir sure
@@a13m34 Yeah… yeah.
20:49 Anyone who says they're a sub while contradicting themselves w. this pushy a tone is invariably just trying to slap a legitimising label on a lazy + demanding personality. There's brats (fun) & then there's simply takers (unrewarding). Source; long & diverse experience as a domme.
You'd be shocked at how many people on the internet I've come across who just show complete and utter disregard for the laws of grammar and punctuation, that when confronted with their affront to the written english language, they slide into a perfectly edited essay-length rant about grammar nazis. This also commonly happens even if the thing I did to confront them on something they said was me asking a clarification question.
Yeah, to a certain extent I get not writing like an essay but if I see someone writing so terribly I can barely understand them I *definitely* judge them, that and making spelling mistakes that aren’t typos or shortening.
0:58
*dramatic spitting of coffee & pointing*
You gonna need a Senzu for that one 😂
11:40 Part 2 of this girl's story will be "Omg, why do so many guys ghost?! Its bullshit!" This woman is why guys ghost
6:45 The myth of consent: pink: I consent. blue: I consent. OP: I don’t. Isn’t there someone you forgot to ask?
10:10 My general rule is that everyone is a 5 out of 10 until they open their mouth. For some, a kind heart and a good personality is the world's greatest beautician. For others, they're the kind of ugly that makeup doesn't cover and plastic surgery can't fix.
"4 kids with 4 different fathers"
That's enough information to predict that girl's future crystal clear
THE MYTH OF CONSENT, A.K.A why the word “yes” is empty and doesn’t mean shit:
Girl: I consent
Boy: I consent
Will Smith: No, you don’t. *Erases your memory of seeing him shortly after*
IS THERE SOMEBODY YOU FORGOT TO ASK? AIN’T NONE OF THAT IF THE GOVERNMENT DON’T APROVE.
43 seconds in and wth😭
"idk it sounds rude" Why'd you say it then?? Nice girls out of pocket
Saying "you just weren't enough to keep a woman around" is fucked up.
the voices behind EmKay have got to be some of the most comedically and naratively creative people on the internet lol
I was shocked at how kind the person who reached out to that insecure girl on a dating app was. Seeing her just completely shoot that down made me sad. It's hard to believe, really.
EmKays angry female voice when is literally perfect, the vitriolic “RAAAAGH” energy he brings to the text is fuckin hilarious 😂😂
“Treat me like your favourite cat” is too real though, I’ve said this myself 😂
“I just want someone who treats me the way I treat my cat.
Give me love and affection, praise for basically no reason, attention when I want it, and otherwise leave me alone. Is that so much to ask??”
Bearing in mind I was saying this as a joke though 😹
Negging is like teasing really, not being agreeable while you're connecting, youre both able to laugh with differences.
The problem is rhat people try too hard
16:55 "oh no, she face planted."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
14:08 take a shot every time you hear the word "blokes".
Why do you want to put us in the hospital?
Are you trying to kill someone?
OUT OF TOPIC BUT ON 17:41 THAT IS MY LANGUAGE-
5:40 I think that the girl just wanted to keep the man as an "just incase" if she can't date anyone she likes, She see's him as a shitty item that you only use if the good items don't work. I'm glad she didn't like him or else he'd be in a shitty relationship
5:52 Urm, I think the name Emily needed a little more blocking out there XD
same with thomas
3:36 i’m sorry, i had to pause and literally think about my life after jack said that.
Existential crisis go brrrrr
What do you mean?
is this like a trans thing?
8:50 that means “Equality is not good” or “Equality is not enough” in Marathi, an classical Indo-Aryan language spoken in India, which explains why her entire sense of self-worth is centered around how well she did in school.
8:54
Translation: "Equality just doesn't come from just talking/shrilling about it"
8:57 That says: "Equality doesn't come from just talking"
jack’s little peanut gallery-like but yet somehow relevant comments make him my personal favorite
@17:24 I went through the exact same situation with a girl like her. Only I fell into the trap of attempting to make it work. Luckily, my soon to be fiancé loves to cook as much as I and we explore new restaurants regularly.
3:30 - you would snort milk out my nose if I had drank any. Lol 😂
The amount of people on this subreddit who think that domestic violence and destruction of property are perfectly okay to the point that they BRAG about it.
It infuriates me to no end.
00:36 And that’s why Two and a Half Men fell off as a TV show, and eventually had to be cancelled.
All of that, marked the prediction of the show’s unfortunate end ahead of time in and of itself.
They literally predicted the year when the finale of the show was going to happen ahead of time.
That woman is right. She doesn't have to explain why she cheated. She does not, however, need an explanation as to why her man is leaving her for it.
I always find it strange when people justify cheating “it happened when I was drunk, it was an accident.” I’m gonna “accidently” break up with you.
Yes, she does. Why wouldn’t he leave if someone is untrustworthy and immoral? 🤦
15:34 As an Australian, this sort of talk makes me think of the housing commission stereotypes.
20:28 Wasn't expecting that! Hilarious!
The editing is emaculate
5:10 imagine a guy having to tell a woman "i thought saying no was enough but is wasn't taken for an answer"... bit of a bruh moment right there
8:44 is my wife (or husband, to be determined) is able to take care of expenses with the household and/or children with THEIR paycheck alone without much worry, I’d dedicate my fucking life to keeping that house SPOTLESS
"U blokes" had been said so many times in that one post that it sounds like a medical condition now!
I want every single nicegirls video to be narrated by Jack
Amazing Jack, beautiful voice acting :pinched_fingers:
You know I watch these when I feel bad about myself, becouse I feel better knowing I will never be like these "lovely" ladies. Great videos guys.😊
I loved that line "my life's already jacked, lots call you rose!"
9:10 i put that one line into a translator and it said "Equality does not come by just speaking"
Don't know if anyone else commented this but at 8:50 the words after equality are hindi for "Can't come just by talking" making the full quote "Equality can't come just by talking"
2:15 Yeah she has definetely used a man as just a wallet before
8:52 this mean "just saying equality does not mean it" she legit thinks she has a point
1:03
Bro pulled the german accent
Bruh I was eating a hot dog while listening to him say “ You are a woman you should be well aware of what periods are.” I FUCKING CHOKED-
15:29 how are these men somehow both not showing up and using her for something you’d need to be physically present for?