MST3k 819 - Invasion of the Neptune Men

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 23 січ 2025

КОМЕНТАРІ • 1,6 тис.

  • @teresas8173
    @teresas8173 2 роки тому +304

    I’ve been watching this particular episode every night for a week now to fall asleep to. And tonight won’t be any different.

    • @analogkid01
      @analogkid01  2 роки тому +32

      People are going to wonder why your laugh is changing, so just be prepared for some awkward questions.

    • @teresas8173
      @teresas8173 2 роки тому +29

      I do suffer from Rogipanty Complex so that will explain a lot

    • @amandabourke796
      @amandabourke796 2 роки тому +22

      I took watch MST3K every night to fall asleep to... I love the black and white space movies the most.. for whatever reason! I see you posted your comment 5 mo's ago... What are you watching to fall asleep to now? Happy New Year btw!

    • @teresas8173
      @teresas8173 2 роки тому +20

      @@amandabourke796I switched ( after many weeks) to Prince of Space and the last month or so the very boring movie, but hilarious riffs MSTK3k episode of Red Zone Cuba. I think I know every line from that episode. I like the b&w films the best too and sci fi are always the best! Tonight though I’m missing Neptune men, so here I am. Happy New Year to you as well 🙂

    • @garyyork-kl8gb
      @garyyork-kl8gb Рік тому +14

      @@amandabourke796 I do the same thing. I'm partial to "The projected man", and "Quest of the delta knights". They put me right out!

  • @quickies9561
    @quickies9561 Рік тому +16

    I had an uncle from Neptune. He had morbid fear of falling through the floor

  • @surfingnerd621
    @surfingnerd621 6 років тому +78

    Still watching in 2018... This was the first MST3K episode I watched, back in like 97 or 98, I was in 3rd grade. And that's where it all started for me. Started recording every episode from here on. Ahhh those were the days

    • @Volyu
      @Volyu 2 роки тому +1

      Same. I thought they were all as bad as this.

    • @ZenGreenway
      @ZenGreenway 2 роки тому +4

      Still watching in 2022. My first episode was Catalina Caper and I was like 26. When people started putting these up on UA-cam, I wept with joy.

    • @Thornspyre81
      @Thornspyre81 2 роки тому

      Hell yes they were! Only I was a junior in high school then..... godamnit I'm getting old

    • @MrShigura
      @MrShigura 2 роки тому

      @@Volyu What?

    • @thejamnasium6447
      @thejamnasium6447 2 роки тому +2

      my story is very similar. except The Final Sacrifice was the first episode I saw.

  • @Galvajon
    @Galvajon 6 років тому +182

    It was genuinely touching seeing (Phantom of) Krankor coming back to cheer them all up.

    • @damian6631
      @damian6631 3 роки тому +21

      I like to believe Bill still has the costume and puts in on to walk the dog.

    • @GenY42
      @GenY42 3 роки тому +19

      @@damian6631 Many years later Bill would repurpose his Phantom of Krankor laugh to make fun of the Ice Cream Bunny

    • @kokosnood
      @kokosnood 2 роки тому +5

      You the bird

    • @alexdionisos
      @alexdionisos 2 роки тому +11

      @@GenY42 HURRR HUR HURRRRRR.....now I can't unhear it

    • @blakeriley6690
      @blakeriley6690 Рік тому

      Ya scum!

  • @TapiocaTwoStep
    @TapiocaTwoStep 3 роки тому +107

    Rest In Peace, Sonny Chiba! The best Lower Atmosphere Chief we could ask for.

    • @GenY42
      @GenY42 3 роки тому +14

      He got to be Hattori Hanzo before he died

    • @faithfulgrl
      @faithfulgrl 2 роки тому +5

      @@GenY42
      Are you kidding?
      Hattori Hanzo, one of the most intriguing characters of all time. When you draw a Hanzo
      it must taste blood.

    • @jessicajayes8326
      @jessicajayes8326 Рік тому +2

      At least his kid is kicking ass now. Mackenyu is hot!

    • @alexiaNBC
      @alexiaNBC 10 місяців тому +1

      RIP, Wispy Bachelor

  • @billkasperdotcom
    @billkasperdotcom 2 роки тому +86

    "Scientists labor to figure out what the hell is the deal with Japan..." -Mike

    • @benrichardson5662
      @benrichardson5662 Рік тому +7

      Rumor has it their successors are still at it today. I certainly don't know the answer and I would have assumed scientists would have let us know if they'd figured it out.

  • @msgfrmdaactionman3000
    @msgfrmdaactionman3000 2 роки тому +12

    One of my all time favorite MST3K. All the Japanese films they did are great. Thanks for posting, been watching and re-watching for years! BTW, @1:14:28, the Hitler building may be a museum advertisement or an advance ad for the 1962 Hollywood film, "Hitler", starring Richard Basehart! That's Gypsy's favorite actor!

  • @nativedawta
    @nativedawta 7 років тому +66

    55:42 "filmed in a ghetto of Kingston, Jamaica" MST3K mentioned my birthplace (not the ghetto part). I'm unashamedly excited!

    • @Igarappappa
      @Igarappappa 27 днів тому

      What is Kingston like? Nice place?

    • @nativedawta
      @nativedawta 26 днів тому

      @@Igarappappa Kingston's a busy city and I'm a mountain girl. I don't go to Kingston if I don't have to. Definitely not for tourists.

    • @Igarappappa
      @Igarappappa 26 днів тому

      @@nativedawta Fair. I'm close to the city where I live, but I wouldn't wanna live in a place so packed and noisy. I like my space and quiet.

  • @slowneutron6163
    @slowneutron6163 3 роки тому +130

    I tested negative for COVID, but I did test positive for Pro-G Panty Complex. Pray for me.

    • @analogkid01
      @analogkid01  3 роки тому +44

      Roji Panty Complex is a Democrat hoax. Tucker Carlson told me so. And he's a smart guy.

    • @bazcar22
      @bazcar22 Рік тому

      Oh dear Lord, you'll never get them off. Those panties will be stuck to your skin Aaaagh.

  • @theskipper3203
    @theskipper3203 6 років тому +102

    “What times are it?” For some reason, never fails to make me chuckle.

  • @Gimodon
    @Gimodon 2 роки тому +15

    "No matter how many he blows up there's always three! He neither adds to nor subtracts from their numbers!" That's one of my favorite riffs ever.

  • @montyburns9991
    @montyburns9991 10 років тому +149

    One of the most amazing, mind-bending aspects of comparing this film to Prince of Space is the fact that Prince of Space was 12 times more coherent - and it was sliced together episodes of a TV show. This movie - hurts. But the way they riff it is one of my favs!!!!!

    • @stormthrush37
      @stormthrush37 4 роки тому +20

      that was originally a TV show?? interesting, never knew that.

    • @jackattack17
      @jackattack17 3 роки тому +20

      Say whatever you want about Prince of Space, but Invasion of the Neptune Men makes Prince of Space look like a masterpiece. It’s at least entertaining and as you said coherent. This is boring and feels way too padded out.

    • @particularbored6072
      @particularbored6072 3 роки тому +10

      The dubbed voices are even more ridiculous in this one. I think it actually helps lol.

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 3 роки тому +10

      Prince of Space at least had kooky, but interesting enemies. The Neptune Men are just kinda there.

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 3 роки тому +1

      Also, there were few movies riffed in the SciFi Channel era that gave deep hurting, but this one came close.

  • @enochmamon
    @enochmamon 12 років тому +37

    I just love the opening sketch. It goes from being about a National Geographic article and then becoming a Vietnam War satire in the span of five minutes. Gotta love the writers.

    • @dabunnyrabbit2620
      @dabunnyrabbit2620 10 місяців тому

      Mike...

    • @paulportell3748
      @paulportell3748 10 місяців тому +2

      I love the Kabuki theater sketch more. Kind of an Abbott and Costello thing with the Noh Theater.

  • @moretoknowshow
    @moretoknowshow 3 роки тому +17

    Didn’t realize until this week that Space Chief was The Street Fighter/Hatori Honzo himself Sonny Chiba. Truly a loss to the world of cinema..

  • @whitnikent5584
    @whitnikent5584 Рік тому +8

    "thank God"
    "And his son, Santa Claus"
    😂 how did I never hear that one before?!

    • @elirien4264
      @elirien4264 Місяць тому

      I get something new every time I watch one of these shows.

  • @benrichardson5662
    @benrichardson5662 Рік тому +19

    I love how during the air battle scene they just start chatting about everything from Servos feelings on origami and the sticky thing under Crow's seat 😂

  • @nicholassoland8025
    @nicholassoland8025 5 років тому +113

    "Hey Mike, was there a Hitler building where you grew up?"
    "Not um.... no"

  • @sickfukpatrol1983
    @sickfukpatrol1983 3 роки тому +48

    I'm 26 and yes people are still here watching these uploads and yes we all fucking love you for putting them on UA-cam!

  • @tomwatson9032
    @tomwatson9032 6 років тому +81

    The Krankor visit is one of their very best host segments ever. Genius.

    • @kokosnood
      @kokosnood 2 роки тому +5

      You the bird

    • @logann7942
      @logann7942 2 роки тому +5

      They made the Krankor outfit, might as well get as much mileage out of it as they can.

    • @hjebone
      @hjebone 2 роки тому +6

      Bill did an incredible turn, as Krankor! He had me at: "Your logic is IRREFUTABLE!". Love at first sight. He got so whipped up, towards the end of the Sci-Fi era. Intense! 🏆

    • @southfloridaarcheryguy114
      @southfloridaarcheryguy114 2 роки тому +1

      You’re not wrong.

    • @tomwatson9032
      @tomwatson9032 2 роки тому +3

      @@southfloridaarcheryguy114 I was just watching another great host segment in crash of the moons. It’s the one about an hour and a half in where Crow has written another screenplay. Absolutely hilarious.

  • @heavyseven88
    @heavyseven88 11 років тому +75

    I cannot belive I didn't watch MST3K At all while it was on cable, can't watch TV anymore, I need, tha riffin'
    THE GREATEST SHOW FROM AMERICA

    • @mariahardy1201
      @mariahardy1201 5 років тому +6

      Well you do know there are Riff tracks avail on DVD AND Mst3k DVD box sets right?

    • @charlesodell804
      @charlesodell804 4 роки тому +2

      Good man. Well said, sir.

  • @stormthrush37
    @stormthrush37 4 роки тому +48

    "Space Chief failed miserably, and tried to cover up his shame!"

  • @DrRockso79
    @DrRockso79 12 років тому +10

    Just wanna give you a huge thanks for posting all of these. It's been forever since I watched MST3K and have been devouring the episodes for weeks.

  • @Omne118
    @Omne118 12 років тому +87

    "Paul is a dead man, miss him, miss him."
    Cracks me up every time.

  • @captain_hat6247
    @captain_hat6247 6 років тому +76

    Prince of Space was a goofy looking hero, but at least he was actively fighting the villain throughout the entire film unlike Space Chief.

    • @BryonYoungblood
      @BryonYoungblood 3 роки тому +8

      Agreed, considering how Space Chief/Tabana spent so much of his time in the lab

    • @alexmuenster2102
      @alexmuenster2102 2 роки тому +3

      That was because PoS's every-day guise was that a bootblack, while SC was a scientist.

    • @ElazarY
      @ElazarY 2 роки тому +6

      @@alexmuenster2102 gotta admit though, space chief is cooler sounding than prince of space

    • @dougjb7848
      @dougjb7848 2 роки тому +10

      @@alexmuenster2102
      WE LIKE IT VERY MUCH

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 Рік тому

      luv his souped up '59 Dodge.

  • @rickybobby6579
    @rickybobby6579 Рік тому +11

    Of all the planets, Neptune doesn't get enough love

    • @jimtrack3786
      @jimtrack3786 7 місяців тому +1

      @rickybobby6579 Hey thanks Earthman. We Netunians really appreciate it. You know we invade we won't forget your recognition of our seclusion. Fuck Mars right?!!

    • @limalepakko6074
      @limalepakko6074 6 місяців тому +1

      These guys would have to be from Triton or something because Neptune is just gas.

  • @Fettclone1
    @Fettclone1 12 років тому +5

    I love how eclectic the references were in this one- everything from Sugar Bear to Roy Orbison.
    Thanks for uploading these episdoes, by the way. I've felt nostalgic for the show recently and have really been enjoying it.

  • @stormthrush37
    @stormthrush37 4 роки тому +38

    "You know, Space Chief should really try going _up into space_ sometime. Yeah, he's more like 'lower atmosphere chief.'"

    • @GenY42
      @GenY42 3 роки тому +7

      "Barely off the stupid ground Chief"

  • @ColeVecsion
    @ColeVecsion 10 років тому +21

    and so my binge-a-thon oif MST3K japanese movies continues! with one of my all time fav episodes *tears of joy *

  • @sagerider2
    @sagerider2 8 років тому +14

    18;:17 I remember once at college, the clock stopped & started going backwards. One of the girls laughed & said, "soon it''l be yesterday." Then it stopped & started going forward. I said, "Maybe it'll be tomorrow today."

  • @AvengerII
    @AvengerII 7 років тому +83

    The "Noh" theater skit is MST3k's nod to the classic "Who's On First" sketch made famous by Abbott and Costello.

  • @SteveSmith-rt7wx
    @SteveSmith-rt7wx 9 років тому +242

    Badly dubbed children
    A worthless superhero
    It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

    • @analogkid01
      @analogkid01  9 років тому +55

      Steve Smith That's 5-7-7, not 5-7-5. How about..."Snow on Mt. Fuji" as your last line...evoke an image of stillness and peace as we try to meditate away the harsh images of record-player-headed aliens blowing up Hitler buildings....

    • @EnzianOfficial
      @EnzianOfficial 9 років тому +17

      analogkid01 It's a reference to the channel Game Grumps, specifically the Sonic Boom series.

    • @Longknife
      @Longknife 9 років тому +23

      EnzianOfficial So basically it's fucking cancer.

    • @hollandoates961
      @hollandoates961 9 років тому +3

      Nice haiku

    • @edgarallanlovecraft5485
      @edgarallanlovecraft5485 9 років тому +4

      +analogkid01 Snow on Mt Fuji
      Young boys for Michael Jackson
      Analogkid ROCKS!

  • @Panzadolphin56
    @Panzadolphin56 9 років тому +305

    This is like a poor man's version of Prince of Space. Which is saying a lot.

    • @angelsaltamontes7336
      @angelsaltamontes7336 5 років тому +17

      A poor man couldn't AFFORD the Prince of Space. This is like the Dowager Regent Duke of Space. Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Space, Space, Space...

    • @charlesodell804
      @charlesodell804 4 роки тому +7

      Those two films go together like ham and eggs.

    • @oledocfarmer
      @oledocfarmer 4 роки тому +5

      Damn....you speak the truth

    • @jimfritz9503
      @jimfritz9503 4 роки тому +5

      @@charlesodell804 Green Eggs and Ham . So said Sam I am .

    • @roadhouseinthepark1555
      @roadhouseinthepark1555 4 роки тому +8

      @@charlesodell804 I got the actual movies on DVD (without MST3K) and they came on a double pack.
      Just felt right having them there together like that.

  • @Swartzeagle83
    @Swartzeagle83 5 років тому +20

    When Phantom of Krankor showed up, I think I felt the same amount of excitement/relief/appreciation that they did.

  • @frog1599
    @frog1599 12 років тому +51

    I just think it's funny that the aliens actually call Neptune the same thing we call it

    • @teresas8173
      @teresas8173 Рік тому +4

      Yeah, that is very odd. What are the chances of that…. zero I’d say

    • @notinspectorgadget
      @notinspectorgadget Рік тому +4

      The universe is a big place. There's bound to be _some_ coincidences.

    • @waynebrewer1901
      @waynebrewer1901 Рік тому +4

      The G is silent in their language.

    • @limalepakko6074
      @limalepakko6074 6 місяців тому

      Are they actually speaking English then. I guess you’re supposed to think they have their own word for it that just ”translates” as Neptune to us

  • @dougbreese2238
    @dougbreese2238 8 років тому +24

    every episode of MST3K has at least one joke that drops me to the floor with explosive laughter... in Neptune Men Mike's riff after 30:03 is that joke... thanks for your patience...

  • @Charlesmcoburn
    @Charlesmcoburn 10 років тому +120

    A haiku for this movie:
    Six horrid children
    Space Chief brings shame to us all
    Hitler rides and games

    • @tomwatson9032
      @tomwatson9032 6 років тому +4

      Double thumbs up for you.

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox 5 років тому +9

      it's snowing on mt. fuji.

    • @gochem3013
      @gochem3013 3 роки тому

      What does HAIKU means?

    • @Charlesmcoburn
      @Charlesmcoburn 3 роки тому +1

      @@gochem3013 a Japanese poem that has 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second line, and 5 in the third line.

    • @tomh.2405
      @tomh.2405 2 роки тому +1

      Little boys talk weird
      Coo like fairy-tale maidens
      Funny or creepy?

  • @MigeMaur
    @MigeMaur Рік тому +8

    The heartwarming return of Ambassador Phantom of the planet Krankor. What a guy! 😁

  • @benrichardson5662
    @benrichardson5662 5 років тому +31

    17:22 It's over 200 mAs!
    That makes me chuckle every single time I think about it.

    • @gochem3013
      @gochem3013 3 роки тому +3

      "Servo, what does the scouter say about its power level?"
      "It's over 200 mAs!"
      "What 200 mAs?!"

  • @HecateTrioformis
    @HecateTrioformis 13 років тому +14

    The Noh theater segment is one of my favorite segments in MST3K.

  • @ABYStheOyster
    @ABYStheOyster 3 роки тому +23

    RIP Sonny Chiba. Thankfully you went on to have an amazing career after this movie, and will be fondly remembered.

  • @Leatherbubba
    @Leatherbubba 6 років тому +38

    I love how they laugh nearly every single time the kids talk.

  • @thomaspalazzolo5902
    @thomaspalazzolo5902 3 роки тому +75

    RIP Sonny Chiba. I know you were in plenty of better movies, but this is the one I know the best.

    • @andrewfrankovic6821
      @andrewfrankovic6821 3 роки тому +8

      HE's in this movie? Who is he . . . in the movie? 'Who is he' almost sounds like iT belongs in that noh theatre sketch.

    • @greyfox280
      @greyfox280 3 роки тому +16

      @@andrewfrankovic6821 He’s Space Chief. I didn’t realize until a few years ago myself 😂.

    • @jessicajayes8326
      @jessicajayes8326 2 роки тому +2

      Hatori Hanzo!

    • @prospero2121
      @prospero2121 3 місяці тому

      Ironic, isn't it?

  • @jeffgovernale7062
    @jeffgovernale7062 3 роки тому +15

    On a rare Godzilla-free day, the kids are trying to catch Mothra.

  • @fourcrippledhorses
    @fourcrippledhorses 10 років тому +111

    Invasion of the Neptune Men makes Prince of Space look like Seven Samurai.

    • @elminster710
      @elminster710 5 років тому +4

      lmao

    • @wadecarmen7501
      @wadecarmen7501 5 років тому +3

      Makes Godzilla's Revenge watchable.

    • @daveyhouston
      @daveyhouston 5 років тому +1

      Yes the only worse film I ever saw was called fearless frank starring jon vioght after that stinker I almost tore my eyes out like Oedipus rex it made this film look like henry the 5th starring laurence Olivier !!

    • @charlesodell804
      @charlesodell804 4 роки тому +3

      A little harsh.

  • @billhiers4171
    @billhiers4171 9 років тому +72

    I love how, when the kids are blabbing to the adults, they say "Space Chief saved us!" as if anyone there should know who in the world they're talking about. XD

  • @cneterer
    @cneterer 11 років тому +52

    1:23:58 - "I know a song about stock footage; it goes like this: EAT IT, MOVIE!!" I'm crying!

  • @Meeper27
    @Meeper27 10 років тому +46

    Ughhh....that...was...excruciating. Thanks goodness for Mike & the Bots. Deep hurting....

    • @ChibiPanda8888
      @ChibiPanda8888 5 років тому +3

      I know right? I also wanted to tell you I liked your profile picture thingie. Hufflepuff for the win!

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 5 років тому +1

      It wasn’t quite THAT bad.

  • @delugesofgrandeur
    @delugesofgrandeur 8 років тому +43

    Tom looked amazing in his Kabuki outfit.

  • @christmas6666
    @christmas6666 2 роки тому +10

    Roji Panty Complex..... this is the episode that hooked me on mst3k!

    • @GenY42
      @GenY42 Рік тому +2

      wow this is a rough episode to start with, it is one terrible movie, but I'm just glad the show hooked you too

  • @ronaldphillips5842
    @ronaldphillips5842 10 років тому +165

    the words "take two" were never said during the entire filming of this movie

    • @ISamuelII
      @ISamuelII 10 років тому +17

      Because they spoke Japanese.

    • @RatelHBadger
      @RatelHBadger 6 років тому +4

      This could easily have been a Roger Corman film

    • @anthrax2525
      @anthrax2525 5 років тому +13

      @@RatelHBadger Roger Corman has standards.

    • @samuelstephens6163
      @samuelstephens6163 5 років тому +9

      Not true. Some of the cast members had their mothers on set during particularly painful shoots. Their mom would say "take two" and hand them advil and water.

    • @LoneKharnivore
      @LoneKharnivore 5 років тому +3

      Film is expensive.

  • @montyburns371
    @montyburns371 10 років тому +249

    The Hitler building shot is easily the most WTF moment in MST3K - or just plain movie history.

    • @jondeare
      @jondeare 6 років тому +33

      I loved the Hitler Building. Poor Bunker Restaurant.

    • @primepm8861
      @primepm8861 5 років тому +99

      And the Hard Reich Cafe

    • @JohnSmith-kz8yo
      @JohnSmith-kz8yo 5 років тому +45

      @@primepm8861 Sounds great..I'm Goering..

    • @daveyhouston
      @daveyhouston 5 років тому +12

      How many sets a day do you folks do ? How long will you be at hilarities lol

    • @angelsaltamontes7336
      @angelsaltamontes7336 5 років тому +5

      It's a candy mint AND a breath mint. It's the U,S. MINT.

  • @ClemPal
    @ClemPal 9 років тому +54

    It just dawned on me,
    Space Chief was totally useless in this, the humans were able to combat the invasion by themselves.

    • @mcnaughe
      @mcnaughe 9 років тому +10

      +GlassPinata Sanchez Space Chief is actually that assistant scientist at the beginning that showed the video to the kid. Yes, the movie is that much of a ripoff of Prince of Space.

    • @MrJohndoakes
      @MrJohndoakes 9 років тому +3

      +Eric McNaughton Yes, but both were made by Toei, so does that count?

    • @mcnaughe
      @mcnaughe 9 років тому +7

      Did Neptune come out before or after Prince of Space?

    • @sagerider2
      @sagerider2 8 років тому +13

      +Eric McNaughton Prince of Space 1959 Neptune 1961

    • @benrichardson5662
      @benrichardson5662 5 років тому +3

      @@mcnaughe I figured that but the movie does a really garbage job of telling us.

  • @guysmith8363
    @guysmith8363 2 роки тому +8

    Did the alien ever find his record?

    • @gregstadler9603
      @gregstadler9603 8 місяців тому +1

      Just before they explode at the end, he finds his record. Crow says so.

  • @hpa2005
    @hpa2005 4 роки тому +7

    I wonder if the Noh theater bit was Mike "getting back" at the bots for the eyelash mites.

  • @madahad9
    @madahad9 11 років тому +28

    22 people will not be invited to the Bullett-Head Family reunion.

  • @jcortese3300
    @jcortese3300 10 років тому +28

    "Thank God they carry Clinique at the PX, eh?" I still have no idea why that's the funniest damn thing I've ever heard, but it is.

    • @InterEDGE
      @InterEDGE 3 роки тому +7

      "Sergeants Gladys and Peggy."

  • @helpimarock66
    @helpimarock66 10 років тому +31

    I nearly spat my water all over the place when I saw the Hitler building. What the Fuck?

    • @julietfischer5056
      @julietfischer5056 9 років тому +11

      Alex Greggary - Stock war footage.

    • @markknox825
      @markknox825 7 років тому +2

      1:14:29 - It's not stock footage - the building has (Japanese?) characters on the side and top of the building - as well as 'Mine (oddly not the German 'Mein" ) Kam(pf?) to the right of Hitler - my guess is it's some kind of department store promotion thing. Anyone read Japanese out there?

    • @knownfact4905
      @knownfact4905 8 місяців тому

      Strict rule, I don't eat or drink during MST

  • @GregDad100
    @GregDad100 11 років тому +91

    Yes, it's a horrid film, but they squeeze some great riffs out of it. Lines like, "Tojo's death car,"; "Shoot at us all you want, just get Bill Mahr,"; "But we're Japanes children, we can go anywhere we want,"; "Great stock footage - I'd rather see VEGETABLE stock!";"Ru-Paul?!"; "He's more like Lower Atmosphere Chief,"; "They're being defeated by a wispy bachelor," and "They're making the Chicken Men of Krankor look super confident and dignified," as well as the Hitler building (because Germany and Japan were part of the Axis), Rogie Panty Complex, annoying and terribly-dubbed Japanese children, the Eyelash Sketch and Krankor's visit make it a decent experience.

    • @sprybug
      @sprybug 11 років тому +13

      Most MST3K episodes have a lot of moments where you can at least chuckle, but you could tell they were even having a hard time coming up for stuff with this one. This one is always the hardest one to get through, but the Hitler building makes it worth it. One of the few lol moments on this one and one of the best ones of all time. Too bad it was in one of the worst episodes.

    • @Autothysis
      @Autothysis 10 років тому +10

      sprybug I don't agree that this was a "worst" episode. Just look at what Greg said above...

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 4 роки тому +7

      “Suppository man!”
      “Children of the pot.”

    • @mantislake4141
      @mantislake4141 4 роки тому +4

      "Chief Chef?"

    • @troywright359
      @troywright359 3 роки тому +2

      55:35 "Where'd they go?" "I dunno, Rocky!"

  • @theatom7264
    @theatom7264 6 років тому +25

    The part with the nanite vs eyelash mite war on Mikes face was hilarious

  • @DefendYoungstown
    @DefendYoungstown 5 років тому +16

    "Space Chief failed miserably, and tried to cover up his shame!" Such an underrated song.

    • @wendysgarden4283
      @wendysgarden4283 5 років тому +5

      I love some of their in-the-middle-of-the movie lyrics "There's a girl on the roof and she thinks she's a cat" and "chord chord chord chord chord chord other chord" and "It's the 80's, do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan."

  • @AndreaEssEmm
    @AndreaEssEmm 9 років тому +53

    "Suppository Man!"

    • @bobalinx8762
      @bobalinx8762 4 роки тому +1

      Andrea EssEmm They look like Tottemo Luckyman rejects.

    • @NatReyes961
      @NatReyes961 4 роки тому +3

      I think that’s my favorite joke.

  • @charlesodell804
    @charlesodell804 5 років тому +8

    I never get tired of watching this one.

  • @brrrenna
    @brrrenna 13 років тому +18

    The Roji Panty Complex bit is seriously the most hilarious thing to ever come out of this show. Absolutely freaking brilliant.

  • @VirtualVikki
    @VirtualVikki 10 років тому +20

    The part where Tom starts pretending it is the Magnificent Ambersons is great!

  • @lookawaygrstay9357
    @lookawaygrstay9357 6 років тому +38

    “Major Glenn and I are to be married.”

    • @terrytobias7572
      @terrytobias7572 4 роки тому +7

      I was looking through the MST3K line-up for something to help me sleep when I saw your comment. Coincidentally, (and very sadly), I just read that John Glenn's wife recently died from Covid-19. She was 100 years old! OMG!

    • @Blueskybuffalo
      @Blueskybuffalo 4 роки тому +1

      This is absolutely fascinating.

    • @faithfulgrl
      @faithfulgrl 3 роки тому

      @@terrytobias7572
      God Bless her & all her who Love her.

  • @rabidrabbitshuggers
    @rabidrabbitshuggers 9 років тому +54

    Prince of Space had Phantom of Krankor and little baby sunhats.
    This has Sonny Chiba and Hitler.
    It's a tie as far as I'm concerned.

  • @hossrex
    @hossrex 12 років тому +5

    Check out the wikipedia page for "Invasion of the Neptune Men" (for what wikipedia is worth anyway). The original movie absolutely used stock war footage, but Mike and the other staff writers thought that was in especially terrible taste (especially considering it's a childrens movie), and omitted that scene from the MST3K version.
    Although, even with that in mind... I don't think the Hitler scene was a part of the actual war footage (which I haven't seen).

  • @andrewrayment536
    @andrewrayment536 3 роки тому +12

    I was disappointed that the end credits did not include "Krankor: himself."

  • @scottscott4674
    @scottscott4674 2 роки тому +4

    The upside of this is that we aren't getting invaded by the Uranus men.

  • @snadsrad
    @snadsrad 9 років тому +12

    I can't stop saying "I must look into it all properly, first." It's satisfying.

  • @joesmoe71
    @joesmoe71 10 років тому +25

    "... Space Chief, failed miserably... and tried to cover up his shame...."

  • @daffers2345
    @daffers2345 8 років тому +39

    Shrill kid: "WHERE'D THEY GO?!"
    Servo: "I DUNNO, ROCKY!"
    That gets me every time XD XD XD

    • @daffers2345
      @daffers2345 8 років тому +5

      Oops, I think it was Crow, my bad X)

  • @bloodgrss
    @bloodgrss 4 роки тому +8

    Even after all these years-I laugh out loud at this episode! And, the bit with Krankor is still to me one of the best they ever did-brilliant...

  • @fatsunny05
    @fatsunny05 12 років тому +66

    "The clocks are running backwards!" That means lunch wont be until yesterday!

    • @bigmike4758
      @bigmike4758 4 роки тому +4

      I remember watching this episode on the Sci-Fi Channel in the early 2000s and thought that was the best line in the entire episode.

    • @Freeknickers24
      @Freeknickers24 4 роки тому +1

      what happened to the eye?

    • @waynejuhnke9710
      @waynejuhnke9710 3 роки тому

      @@bigmike4758 kollkliyihkklljlmmmmjojol.ykiililoiukomlikklmkikkulluiliikkkmijokioiomkkkkkkihikok0pkikl0umiikmluklllk
      Ihlkjmpmiomilpjjlll
      Ppkjk0kkk0kkmli mmn0.jimmlp.Juhnmmk
      .m
      Lpj.m0lik8l
      L
      L
      L

    • @waynejuhnke9710
      @waynejuhnke9710 3 роки тому

      @@bigmike4758
      Nmuv .pml0ll
      L
      L

    • @joeymaterese8095
      @joeymaterese8095 3 роки тому

      That's funny yesterday....but it was funny 😄

  • @RaccoonFoot
    @RaccoonFoot 8 років тому +6

    That spaceship's incessantly buzzing engine is one of the first things that come to my mind when thinking of this episode. I wish it wasn't.

  • @The_Real_Rasha
    @The_Real_Rasha Рік тому +3

    Everytime I hear someone shout "DO NOT PANIC", I immediately think, "RELAX, AND ENJOY YOUR SHOES!"

  • @SeanP7195
    @SeanP7195 9 років тому +49

    So they invade Earth with one ship and a half dozen guys?

    • @TheRogueWolf
      @TheRogueWolf 9 років тому +14

      With guys like these as their opposition, can you blame them for not thinking they needed to commit more?

    • @VaciliNikoMavich
      @VaciliNikoMavich 5 років тому +5

      While the Japanese Army plays freeze tag!

  • @janetcraft
    @janetcraft 9 років тому +30

    I've watched a few of these classics and for the second time, Tom Servo experienced a nervous break down.

  • @Kiserai
    @Kiserai 13 років тому +5

    The "have you seen my record" bit always, always cracks me up. This is definitely one of my favorites.

  • @angbandsbane
    @angbandsbane 7 років тому +9

    That Noh Theater sketch and the Hitler Building bit make this one of the best episodes

  • @skrag2112
    @skrag2112 3 роки тому +30

    RIP Sonny 'Space Chief' Chiba.

  • @stargazeypi5454
    @stargazeypi5454 3 роки тому +5

    R.I.P. Sonny Chiba.

  • @viralshadow
    @viralshadow 9 років тому +73

    The Neptune Men look like rejected Doctor Who monsters

    • @anthrax2525
      @anthrax2525 5 років тому +5

      That's... that's really bad.

    • @tommylitz4543
      @tommylitz4543 5 років тому +4

      Exterminate! Exterminate!

    • @shanlange6331
      @shanlange6331 4 роки тому

      Well we all love Doctor Who but Doctor Who is a slow moving show slow

    • @joleenphillips2415
      @joleenphillips2415 4 роки тому

      They never even made it to the drawing board

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle 4 роки тому +2

      Doctor Who _rejected_ monsters? You definitely couldn't prove that from what made it on the screen.

  • @InterEDGE
    @InterEDGE 3 роки тому +12

    "Sir, can the security guard be dismissed?"
    Yes, I'd say his opinion doesn't matter. Dismiss him completely!

  • @DarthCuddlefluff
    @DarthCuddlefluff 4 роки тому +8

    Fun fact: Krankor and the Satellite of Love remain friends to this day.

  • @Tadesan
    @Tadesan 6 років тому +4

    "food splashing up on your face"
    I really loved the eyelash mites sketch at the beginning!

  • @sletrent
    @sletrent Рік тому +3

    I had to do a presentation on Noh theatre in college and I used the skit they do for my audio-visual component.

  • @CUMBICA1970
    @CUMBICA1970 12 років тому +2

    You're very welcome. Some Japanese movie aficionados gave me more details. They shot the actual building and made a montage with explosion footages (so it's not a miniature.) The reason why they picked that one specific building was pure convenience: it was the New Toei's headquarters who produced the flick (which also accommodated a cinema complex that happened to be playing the Hitler documentary.) BTW the building's still there to this date.

  • @hpa2005
    @hpa2005 7 років тому +18

    *beep, beep, beep, beep*
    Servo: "Set me free why don't ya babe!"

  • @MegaMawileTheNommer
    @MegaMawileTheNommer 3 роки тому +5

    RIP Sonny Chiba

  • @williammatthews693
    @williammatthews693 4 роки тому +8

    The MST3K crew cracked up so many times in this movie based on the dubbed voices alone. They're not wrong. This movie contains some of the strangest dubbings ever put to film. Even if everything else in this movie was perfect you still couldn't take it seriously based on those voices alone.

    • @crescentfreshbret
      @crescentfreshbret Рік тому +1

      The dubbing of the boys’ voices is one of my favorite things ever. They each have the voice of either a grown woman or a grown man and don’t sound like the 9 or 10-year-old boys they obviously are at all. And then there’s the chubby one with glasses, who has a voice that no male in history under at least 30 years of age has ever even come close to having. It pretty much makes the whole thing into a sort of live-action cartoon and, in turn, one of the most bizarre movies I’ve ever seen.

  • @Xocarek
    @Xocarek 12 років тому +8

    "A tiny stick! No!! Cancel the invasion!"

  • @AJF786
    @AJF786 9 років тому +12

    "Are you Luxembourg!?"
    "No..."
    "Then *_SHUT UP!!!!_*"

  • @cargo_vroom9729
    @cargo_vroom9729 5 років тому +11

    This and Prince of Space have a weird thing going on where there are no individual characters, there are just blobs of people who always stand close together.

  • @analogkid01
    @analogkid01  12 років тому +52

    I actually was in Japan a couple of months ago, and I had the opportunity to talk to a Japanese man about that scene...he said the kanji on the building reads "My Struggle" (the title of Hitler's book), but aside from that, he couldn't explain that scene either.

    • @GrixieKong
      @GrixieKong 4 роки тому +9

      TheRuffington and yet it’s one of my favorite episodes! “Your pain brings us joy!”

    • @teresas8173
      @teresas8173 Рік тому

      It was old stock footage from WW2, so yeah, there’s Hitler.
      Also I read somewhere that some of the footage is of real bombs killing people during the war and that’s sad and disturbing.

  • @enhaxed7839
    @enhaxed7839 9 років тому +15

    we like it very much

  • @samuelstephens6163
    @samuelstephens6163 5 років тому +16

    "Don't worry kids, it's a commercial gimmick for sushi cereal!"

  • @kissfan7
    @kissfan7 11 років тому +35

    This movie is 45% shrill, obnoxious kids; 50% dudes looking at monitors; 5% actual World War II bombing footage used in a kids movie (a fucking kids movie, for Christ's sake!) and 100% pain.

  • @yerabbit
    @yerabbit 5 років тому +6

    that description of eyelash creatures gets me every time

  • @sarge505050
    @sarge505050 8 років тому +56

    Compared to this movie, Prince of Space is cinematic gold!

    • @daffers2345
      @daffers2345 8 років тому +2

      Boy ain't that the truth. I feel the same way, but my sister (who is a bad-movie buff like me) actually thinks this one is better. Hey, it takes all kinds XD

    • @zazelby
      @zazelby 8 років тому +15

      Prince of Space is not in any way a good film, but it has a much more competent hero and much more interesting villains. Neptune Men is a lot more dry.

    • @billding7073
      @billding7073 7 років тому +8

      Dry like a great Martini.

    • @ProjectRedfoot
      @ProjectRedfoot 5 років тому +1

      I really like Prince of Space...