I made Twitch Chat invest $10,000 in the stock market

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  • Опубліковано 27 лют 2023
  • We're gonna be rich. ( This is NOT real financial advice, at all, ever).
    Streaming live on Twitch! / dougdoug
    Full stream recording:
    Pt. 1 - • Twitch Chat invests 10...
    Pt. 2 - • Reviewing Stocks, Play...
    Edited by CyVoltage! / cyvoltage
    My 2nd Channel: bit.ly/dougdoug2
    Twitter: / dougdougfood
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    Music used (in order of appearance):
    - GTA V - We Were Set Up
    - Mario & Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games - Bowser's Galaxy Generator
    - Donkey Kong Country 3 - Rockface Rumble
    - Jet Set Radio - Sneakman
    - Smash Bros. Brawl - Snake Eater (Instrumental)
    - Gran Turismo 5 - Feels So Good
    - Roar of Dedede - Kirby and the Forgotten Land
    - Abandoned Beach - Kirby and the Forgotten Land OST Soundtrack
    - Kirby Air Ride - City Trial
    - FE Three Houses - God Shattering Star (Rain)
    - Smash Bros. Brawl - Corneria
    - Paper Mario The Origami King - Giant Fan of Bonehead Island
    - Smash Bros. Wii U - Jogging Countdown
    - Bayonetta 2 - To The Top
    - Xenoblade Chronicles 2 - Battle!! (Combat Theme 1)
    - Nintendo Land - Captain Falcon's Twister Race Night
    - Persona 5 - Price
    - meganeko - The Cyber Grind (Ultrakill Soundtrack)
    - Astral Chain - Emergency
    - Super Mario Galaxy - King Kaliente
    - Skyrim - Theme Song
    - Mario Kart 8 - Wii Moo Moo Meadows
    - Ring Fit Adventure - Fit Boss Battle
    - Smash Bros. Wii U - Mega Man 2 Medley
    - Mario Kart 7 - Toad Circuit
    - FE Three Houses - Roar of Dominion (Rain)
    - Phoenix Wright Dual Destinies - Pursuit Keep Pressing On
    - Super Mario Galaxy 2 - Fateful Decisive Battle
    - Mario Kart 8 - Results (F-Zero Style)
    - Super Mario 3D World - The Bullet Bill Express
    - Persona 5 - Life Will Change (Instrumental Version)
    - Bayonetta - Let's Dance Boys!
    - Mario Kart 7 - Staff Roll
    - Mario Strikers Charged - Pause Menu.mp3
    - Xenoblade Chronicles 3 - Battle! Vs. Consul M (Phase 2)
    - Super Mario Odyssey - The Odyssey's First Takeoff
    - Super Mario Odyssey - Staff Roll
    - Gran Turismo 2 - Bonus
    - Mario Kart 8 - Dolphin Shoals
    - Super Mario 3D World - The Great Tower Showdown 2
    - Super Mario 3D World - Bowser's Lava Lake Keep
    - Zelda Skyward Sword - Opening
    - Super Mario Galaxy 2 - Clock Time Attack
    - Xenoblade Chronicles 3 - Colony 9
    - Guilty Gear Strive - Operation
    - Mario Kart 8 - Grand Prix Recap (SFX)
    - Gran Turismo 3 - Championship Award
    - 475221 sheyvan impact-metal-1
    About DougDoug:
    Doug is a sentient bell pepper who was hired by the FBI to crack gaming challenges and also talk about things with food
    #classroom #twitchchat #stocks
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  • @DougDoug
    @DougDoug  Рік тому +19159

    DISCLAIMER: DESPITE EVERYTHING I MIGHT TELL YOU PARKZER IS NOT A LAWYER, COP, OR FINANCIAL ADVISOR (yet)

  • @mouldydorito2918
    @mouldydorito2918 Рік тому +19183

    Doug trusting 10,000 dollars to a hivemind of divorced people is certainly a very unique financial decision.

    • @SnarkyRogue
      @SnarkyRogue Рік тому +361

      Divorced basement dwellers (prisoners) no less

    • @anthonythetophatter2834
      @anthonythetophatter2834 Рік тому +241

      Divorced lawyers without borders

    • @MrSinjoy
      @MrSinjoy Рік тому +38

      And it paid off in the end.

    • @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868
      @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868 Рік тому +93

      @@anthonythetophatter2834 divorced lawyers with barriers. 6 barriers. the walls and ceiling and floor of doug's basement

    • @lionsexist
      @lionsexist Рік тому +17

      Can’t be divorced if you’ve never got a girlfriend! 😎

  • @HunterTracks
    @HunterTracks Рік тому +5709

    "Con: maybe a recession soon?"
    Doug accidentally manages to be the most accurate economic analyst ever for approximately 10 seconds.

    • @freezeboy13
      @freezeboy13 Рік тому +292

      Only smart thing said that stream lol

    • @morganreenus2399
      @morganreenus2399 Рік тому +32

      voices of the void critical error?

    • @bidoof367
      @bidoof367 Рік тому +87

      wont be as bad as the recession 7 months from now

    • @Sebbir
      @Sebbir Рік тому +4

      @@morganreenus2399 good point

    • @lesigh3410
      @lesigh3410 Рік тому +30

      @@bidoof367 don't jinx it, damn you

  • @deplop69
    @deplop69 3 місяці тому +360

    The Nvidea Stock was probably the smartest move chat has made. When looking at the stocks a year later.

    • @DomzyDX
      @DomzyDX 2 місяці тому +41

      He sold before it peaked, unlucky

    • @imamorp7980
      @imamorp7980 Місяць тому +5

      If he'd kept it he would have made 4x profit.

  • @o_psicopato
    @o_psicopato Рік тому +1427

    I just love the sheer amount of disclaimers, Doug REALLY wants you to know that trusting thousands of weirdly coordinated people is a bad financial decision

    • @Hunter57588
      @Hunter57588 2 місяці тому +6

      Who knew?

    • @AntiVectorTV
      @AntiVectorTV Місяць тому +3

      Sometimes they're weirdly-coordinated, and sometimes, they're *weirdly* coordinated.

    • @kdemetter
      @kdemetter Місяць тому

      Not surprising to me : they are investing heavily in AI chips, and companies are willing to pay a ton of money for those.

  • @monkeyheist
    @monkeyheist Рік тому +5529

    I can't believe he bought Netflix stock at like the worst possible time.

    • @MrSkerpentine
      @MrSkerpentine Рік тому +488

      buy low sell high
      now we just gotta pray they ever hit a high ever again or if they cancelled it after two seasons like everything else that isn’t Stranger Things

    • @PixelRockett
      @PixelRockett Рік тому +116

      He really should have shorted it lol

    • @amythistfire5042
      @amythistfire5042 Рік тому +25

      And yet it was still the 4th best 😂😂

    • @pissgaming420
      @pissgaming420 Рік тому +36

      ​@YeaMan except you actually are a bot

    • @Three_Blind_Dice
      @Three_Blind_Dice Рік тому +86

      Hasbro, too. They've been doing awful

  • @24shineon
    @24shineon Рік тому +6934

    Doug’s brother being just as nuts as Doug is always a delight

    • @dat_fast_boi
      @dat_fast_boi Рік тому +721

      Everyone says either Chat or Parkzer is the real main character instead of Doug, but it's actually been Davey all along.
      Congratulations Davey.

    • @onlysmiles4949
      @onlysmiles4949 Рік тому +166

      Identical wavelengths

    • @purplejay8030
      @purplejay8030 Рік тому +31

      @@onlysmiles4949 And other lengths too, presumably

    • @hihey229
      @hihey229 Рік тому +134

      That's Davey Wreden for you! A true legend!

    • @PinnePon
      @PinnePon Рік тому +240

      He did make The Stanley Parable after all

  • @DementedDuskull
    @DementedDuskull Рік тому +428

    20:08 He gets normal answers from his friend and his mom, but as soon as he calls Davy Wreden, creator of the Stanley Parable, the guy immediately takes the opportunity to make jokes instead, so beautiful.

  • @SurgeSurgeSurge
    @SurgeSurgeSurge Рік тому +311

    Started dying when Doug can openly confesses his love to Parkzer but can't say it back to his own brother
    He got his priorities straight, now we all have to

  • @onlysmiles4949
    @onlysmiles4949 Рік тому +855

    Selling at 69 cents because you know everyone else is going to sell at 69 cents is a god tier play tho

    • @DeathClawz
      @DeathClawz Рік тому +22

      I sold at 6.7 cents because I didn't think it would make it past 6.9 😐

    • @Jet-plane
      @Jet-plane Рік тому +3

      @@DeathClawz lol

    • @ekki1993
      @ekki1993 10 днів тому

      It's the reason why prices bounce around round numbers. Most actual investors have price limits for buying/selling, and they tend to pick round numbers and 420/42/69

  • @Random-Ant
    @Random-Ant Рік тому +1188

    I love how Doug and his brother have the same relationship that Doug and Parkzer have. "I love you" "Ok bye"

    • @addemiusinksoul8655
      @addemiusinksoul8655 Рік тому +122

      It might be a family joke to say I love you to people who wont' say it back

    • @oompa1274
      @oompa1274 Рік тому +2

      I was going to make this comment lol

    • @TheReal1InTheBack
      @TheReal1InTheBack Рік тому +66

      Bet Parkzer says 'I love you' to Doug's brother and he doesn't say it back; it's a loop!

    • @Vanguard-II
      @Vanguard-II Рік тому +1

      E

    • @lesigh3410
      @lesigh3410 Рік тому +6

      @@TheReal1InTheBack the triangle of jilted lovers / brothers

  • @MP-xk8kd
    @MP-xk8kd Рік тому +447

    The crazy thing is that the Twitch Chat portfolio outperformed the S&P 500 in 2022, which is considered a safe index for long-term investing and used as a benchmark for comparing how portfolios and funds perform. Twitch chat portfolio had a return of -18% but the S&P 500 had a return of -19.6% in 2022. It could be fun to let the portfolio ride or have twitch chat reallocate assets each year and see how it stacks up over time.

    • @CIubDuck
      @CIubDuck Рік тому +75

      I think we should introduce the T&C 500, Twitch & Chat 500.

    • @jakebrown1066
      @jakebrown1066 7 місяців тому +8

      what about the CB&T index

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement Рік тому +137

    21:40 I love how Dougdoug's sad that Parkzer never says he loves him back but also avoids it when his own brother says he loves him.

  • @RafidW9
    @RafidW9 Рік тому +3202

    the most baffling thing about DougDoug's content is he makes twitch chat seem like a fun place to be in. Most twitch streamers have the absolute cesspool of chats.

    • @RedYDG
      @RedYDG Рік тому +514

      Most chats are like giving a room full of chimps grenades with loose pins.
      DougDoug chat is like giving a room full of chimps shaped explosives but the detonation is decided by NovelAI.

    • @galilean2023
      @galilean2023 Рік тому

      ​@@RedYDG and all the chimps are divorced

    • @arciks11
      @arciks11 Рік тому +71

      It's still a pretty awful chat. These edits just make them look better than they are.

    • @calebthomas6590
      @calebthomas6590 Рік тому +214

      @arciks11 Nah man have you been to his streams? I mean you always get that one idiot in the chat who says something stupid but mostly it’s very positive! Everyone is supportive and the vibes are 90 percent good

    • @king_z0g
      @king_z0g Рік тому +222

      @@arciks11 I genuinely can't think of a better twitch chat, especially on a stream with more than 5k concurrent viewers. I can think of a few more wholesome chats, but Doug's is both funny and supportive, and honestly he wouldn't be quite as successful as he is without such a unique twitch community.

  • @Zachafinackus
    @Zachafinackus Рік тому +1448

    Man, how could they invest in Costco and not bring up the CEO threatening to kill someone if they raised the price of the hot dog. Big pro there.

    • @Guitarton
      @Guitarton Рік тому +203

      Uncontroversial dub right there

    • @ironwraith852
      @ironwraith852 Рік тому +110

      The fact that they still haven’t raised the prices in their food court is so great. Their pizza is God Tier.

    • @peregrinus524
      @peregrinus524 Рік тому +114

      It was the founder threatening the CEO, but yes unfathomably based

    • @sharkestry1119
      @sharkestry1119 Рік тому +33

      wasn't a scandal, any normal person would've acted the same way

    • @bb-boys4147
      @bb-boys4147 Рік тому +1

      What

  • @Cinnamowo
    @Cinnamowo Рік тому +118

    I love how Doug and Davey just have this same kind of humour. Truly, one of the brothers

  • @derekkey2803
    @derekkey2803 Рік тому +349

    Watching you invest in Hasbro a year ago and being a Magic: the Gathering player brought a tear my eye. Chris Cox being the reason your brother made up his mind on it is absolutely perfect. A big oof.

    • @blinxly5530
      @blinxly5530 Рік тому +34

      As a D&D fan, I was deviated when I heard about the ogl. Chris Cox is really living up to the name, huh :(

    • @elusivedesert8530
      @elusivedesert8530 Рік тому +19

      THIS IS AGENT MILTON WITH THE PINKERTON- okay that memes getting old now

  • @laytonspuzzle
    @laytonspuzzle Рік тому +6425

    Genuinely shocked that Doug called someone who wasn't Parkzer for any form of advice

    • @sphortball8503
      @sphortball8503 Рік тому +154

      parkzer just had a different skin on

    • @JackFrosthawk
      @JackFrosthawk Рік тому +69

      Hey man, he called Jack the Lawyer a few times to figure out what to do with those filthy traitors Fondle and Lydia

    • @darrenmills3943
      @darrenmills3943 Рік тому +4

      Ayo that wheel had some good ideas tho

    • @MARIOTUTORIALS666
      @MARIOTUTORIALS666 Рік тому

      YOU DON'T ACCEPT THE INFERKIT?!!? MAY THE GODS OF 3 BE AGAINST YOU

    • @daryncollins7640
      @daryncollins7640 Рік тому +13

      @@JackFrosthawk well that was before the parkzer arc

  • @KILLERGUNZ27
    @KILLERGUNZ27 Рік тому +1385

    Watching Chat lose their minds over Doug not saying "love you" back to his brother was beautiful

    • @Vanq17
      @Vanq17 Рік тому +3

      I love that he did say love you to Eddy.

  • @AkuraTheAwesome
    @AkuraTheAwesome Рік тому +34

    "holy shit Intel stock peaked in 2000"
    Yes Doug, that was right before the dot come bubble burst, their stock was massively overinflated.

  • @kianbrusselbach6106
    @kianbrusselbach6106 Рік тому +47

    I love how Doug had the same reaction to his brother telling him that he loves him that Parkzer has every time Doug tells him the same thing

  • @GoodSirReginald
    @GoodSirReginald Рік тому +4148

    I honestly love just how willing everyone Doug called was to encourage him to invest his money in the most irresponsible way he possibly could. We owe so much to the people willing to enable Doug’s behavior.

    • @TheCreepyLantern
      @TheCreepyLantern Рік тому +224

      honestly how instantly ride or die his mother and bro were in encouraging this explains a LOT about Doug and its geat

    • @edreds2145
      @edreds2145 Рік тому +24

      LMAO I READ “in the most responsible way he possibly could”

    • @stugeh
      @stugeh Рік тому +16

      We could all do with more enablers in our lives. Be the change you want to see.

    • @MegaKBang
      @MegaKBang Рік тому +3

      Thats because he told them in advance for this (most likely)

    • @misscookiesncrime
      @misscookiesncrime Рік тому +16

      We owe so much, about $1.8k to be precise.

  • @Houshalter
    @Houshalter 2 місяці тому +26

    Nvidia's stock has increased 7x since he invested in it.

  • @gamemasters8940
    @gamemasters8940 2 місяці тому +23

    Imagine if he’d held on to NVIDIA for another year.

  • @WhateverAlex
    @WhateverAlex Рік тому +3200

    I like how whenever Doug calls Parkzer,he always tries to get him to say “I love you” back,but when Davey tries to get Doug to say “I love you” back,Doug just ignores it and moves on

    • @Romanticoutlaw
      @Romanticoutlaw Рік тому +627

      in my personal headcanon, parkzer calls davey and says "I love you" unreciprocated to him, closing the loop

    • @sharkestry1119
      @sharkestry1119 Рік тому +207

      cursed love triangle

    • @awesomegaymer5786
      @awesomegaymer5786 Рік тому +128

      That genuinely hurt seeing Doug's brother say that and him ignore it

    • @thaumaTurtles
      @thaumaTurtles Рік тому +45

      Now we know where he learned it from...

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 Рік тому +39

      The DougDoug lore has spicy shipping drama

  • @andrewzeshypikamander1120
    @andrewzeshypikamander1120 Рік тому +1884

    And this, is why Doug needs to win the most creative content category in the streamer awards
    UPDATE: WE DID IT BOYS, DOUG WON, THIS MAN WENT UP AGAINST LUDWIG AND WON.
    ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN

  • @ayzix-polytopia3854
    @ayzix-polytopia3854 2 місяці тому +18

    NVIDIA was actually an insane investment

    • @NullExotic
      @NullExotic 2 місяці тому +1

      Nvia don't guy did not age well

  • @mintyalpaca
    @mintyalpaca Рік тому +24

    doug and his brother’s humor feeding off of each other on the phone call was hilarious

  • @danieltitus26
    @danieltitus26 Рік тому +1027

    I was literally screaming "Don't do it" when chat voted to buy Netflix stock

    • @i_garfed_on_the_carpet
      @i_garfed_on_the_carpet Рік тому +90

      who coulda predicted netflix would be making the worst decisions possible

    • @Jesus-101
      @Jesus-101 Рік тому +61

      @@i_garfed_on_the_carpet They've gotten so bored they thought it would be more fun to shoot themselves in the foot... repeatedly...

    • @blinxly5530
      @blinxly5530 Рік тому +8

      ​@@Jesus-101 and then in the other foot 💀

    • @Login2play
      @Login2play Рік тому +4

      same, but with hasbro

    • @Sumirevins
      @Sumirevins Рік тому +6

      I mean it's twitch chat who have combined financial literacy of 7 year old kid. So, That I wasn't expecting anything really tbh.

  • @Beardless-Soul
    @Beardless-Soul Рік тому +8266

    As a guy who keeps an eye on stocks, I was cracking up seeing the ones chat chose. Netflix tried to crack down on password sharing, people got pissed at Nvidia for cooperate greed, Hasbro tried to get rid of the open license for D&D, etc. DougDoug really chose one of the worst years and chat chose some of the worst companies for investment.

    • @thedarksalmon9893
      @thedarksalmon9893 Рік тому +866

      Yeah as someone from the future it makes you wince. Thats no cap.

    • @jacobbaird1180
      @jacobbaird1180 Рік тому +377

      Yeah, when he got Hasbro I winced hard

    • @Wockes
      @Wockes Рік тому +165

      Except when it really mattered with Coca-Cola

    • @louiscypher4186
      @louiscypher4186 Рік тому +381

      This is why i keep all my stock in Wheat, Flour, Salt, Sugar, Yeast, Butter and Pretzel companies.

    • @bruhnub
      @bruhnub Рік тому +19

      Hey man can you teach me how to git gud in investments?

  • @gremlinman9724
    @gremlinman9724 Рік тому +13

    doug's mom sounds pretty normal for the person that made both doug AND davey, the two most insane men i've ever watched

  • @von...
    @von... 2 місяці тому +9

    lmao @ nvidia being the first recommendation. That guy was onto something

  • @thehumblehegemon
    @thehumblehegemon Рік тому +895

    parkzer is such a mood sometimes,
    "how do you feel about your loss"
    "fairly indifferent "

    • @remarkablysquare3216
      @remarkablysquare3216 Рік тому +20

      parkzer is great

    • @pembertr0n
      @pembertr0n 11 місяців тому +9

      “What are your feelings on this momentous occasion, your Neutralness?”
      “I have no strong feelings one way or the other!”

  • @jsv126
    @jsv126 Рік тому +3231

    Doug is the definition of letting the intrusive thoughts win

    • @payjeg
      @payjeg Рік тому +31

      And it's gr8 content

    • @4mandee
      @4mandee Рік тому +59

      The intrusive thoughts are the real main characters, and we are his intrusive thoughts

    • @chloe5065
      @chloe5065 Рік тому +84

      no he's really not. intrusive thoughts are not the same thing as impulses. an impulse is something stupid that you sort of want to do to see how it turns out. an intrusive thought is something that you think of against your will that you really don't want to happen.

    • @StreakZ-sb1pr
      @StreakZ-sb1pr Рік тому +5

      @@chloe5065 you knew what they meant

    • @bunnyhana7482
      @bunnyhana7482 Рік тому

      ​@@StreakZ-sb1pr yeah they're not the same thing. An intrusive thought is thinking about stabbing your family when chopping fruit with a knife. And impulsive thought is dying your hair at 3am without alot of second thought

  • @adonis.school.fanpage
    @adonis.school.fanpage 2 місяці тому +13

    if only he held nvidia even longer

  • @The_Enigmatic
    @The_Enigmatic Рік тому +11

    Doug: "So how do you feel right now?"
    Parkzer: "Fairly indifferent."
    Classic Parkzer (He is not Dougdoug's lawyer)

  • @gleebo9519
    @gleebo9519 Рік тому +1547

    Ah Twitch chat, the most intellectual entity that can solve all of your problems

    • @Tom-oj7si
      @Tom-oj7si Рік тому +17

      Actually a hivemind of rejects that could fix your problems but will make them worse just to have a laugh

    • @Kumquat_Lord
      @Kumquat_Lord Рік тому +12

      We're undefeated against Doug at chess

    • @sugoistalin7809
      @sugoistalin7809 Рік тому +3

      Hey, if you throw enough people at a problem, somethings gotta stick. It worked for the Soviets.

    • @Tom-oj7si
      @Tom-oj7si Рік тому

      @@sugoistalin7809 literally it didn't the Germans were days from Stalingrad before D-Day took the pressure off the nearly-capitulated USSR

    • @sugoistalin7809
      @sugoistalin7809 Рік тому +3

      @@Tom-oj7si It's almost like... that's the joke I was making.

  • @Veecy
    @Veecy 5 місяців тому +5

    It's so insane that your brother literally designed The Stanley Parable and you're just here like "he makes video games"

  • @flygoon420
    @flygoon420 Рік тому +7

    13:31 Might just be the best business proposal I've ever seen

  • @Nightstick24
    @Nightstick24 Рік тому +2572

    This was absolutely hilarious to watch knowing what was about to happen with some of these companies. Like Hasbro has just been rocked with awful stories and has plummeted, Netflix has blown both their legs off, and Putin exists. I was laughing my ass off at Chat’s misfortune.

    • @charlesjameson-dv5yv
      @charlesjameson-dv5yv Рік тому +26

      It's quite good knowing what's about to happen with some of this companies, but we all do not have to depend on a particular company to help us make some Cash.
      I suggest we could make our own money through investment. I took that decision a year ago, i can proud boast of my portfolio.
      What do you think??

    • @user-gc1hg9sp9k
      @user-gc1hg9sp9k Рік тому +12

      The reason why hasbro and netflix are doing that is because the stakeholder are vote to do it. That the reason why most comapny are greddy because they want to maximize stakeholder profit

    • @charlesjameson-dv5yv
      @charlesjameson-dv5yv Рік тому +2

      @@user-gc1hg9sp9k quite true but isn't really a great move.
      As it would affect a whole lot of people.
      That's actually mire reason i prefer trading/investing with an AI trading platform.
      Saves time and risk.

    • @argonianguy6226
      @argonianguy6226 Рік тому +19

      Putin is a CEO of NETFLIX?!

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 Рік тому +12

      Chat is the single reason why all of these things happened.

  • @user-qt5bd2pf6b
    @user-qt5bd2pf6b Рік тому +306

    Telling your friend you love him but not saying it back to your brother and hanging up is the most brotherly thing I've ever seen

    • @ammaralamer659
      @ammaralamer659 Рік тому +24

      Also, saying "I love you" to your brother in front of people to embarrass him is one of the most brotherly things I've seen.

  • @Frostycrypton
    @Frostycrypton Рік тому +5

    Doug always comes up these wacky, creative ideas for videos and I love every single one of them.

  • @The_Tier_List_Guy
    @The_Tier_List_Guy 4 місяці тому +7

    I'm so surprised that Nvidia, the first thing that they invested actually 10x over the past 10 months

  • @autisticgod3338
    @autisticgod3338 Рік тому +698

    the bear size hypothetical was honestly probably the greatest decision making tactic of all time

    • @andrewdowns9047
      @andrewdowns9047 Рік тому +48

      Nothing makes more sense than the fact that Doug has a brother named Davy whose just as crazy as him.

    • @niklausvenzendt
      @niklausvenzendt Рік тому +15

      Fucking crazier; did you see when DouglasDouglas had him on stream?
      What a friggin nut lmao

    • @thaumaTurtles
      @thaumaTurtles 7 місяців тому

      ​@@andrewdowns9047also, that guy made The Stanley Parable

    • @Fishmanistan
      @Fishmanistan 5 місяців тому

      Want to make money despite the invasion? Analyze how large a bear each companies CEO could fight.

    • @Noeyk200
      @Noeyk200 4 місяці тому +3

      ⁠@@andrewdowns9047Even crazier: When Doug said his brother makes video games, he was referring to the fact that Davey created The Stanley Parable.

  • @danhatter6823
    @danhatter6823 Рік тому +566

    DougDoug is the human version of a good-on-paper idea.

  • @jost5217
    @jost5217 2 місяці тому +8

    Whoever said Nvidia 2 years ago is up huge right now

  • @UltraDumbass1782
    @UltraDumbass1782 Рік тому +11

    Holy shit, Doug is a master of comedy, but somehow Parkzer with his dry personality contrasting with Doug’s insanity makes him by far the best person in every video he’s in.

  • @IronLug
    @IronLug Рік тому +256

    It’s canon that Doug loves Eddie more that his brother

    • @Cherokeechuck9
      @Cherokeechuck9 Рік тому +47

      "Doug I love you, and I'm always here for you."
      "Yeah whatever bye I gotta call eddie"

    • @CircaSriYak
      @CircaSriYak Рік тому +13

      Are we just gonna ignore the flipside where he said ILY to his mom and she didn't say ILY back? Imagine being friendzoned by your own mom

    • @HalfbreedTrini
      @HalfbreedTrini Рік тому +2

      @@CircaSriYak everyone loves Doug except the one person he wants😭

  • @StarBoundAngel
    @StarBoundAngel Рік тому +1348

    This seemed like a very financially responsible thing to do. Unfortunately I don’t have myself a twitch chat but I DO have a 11 year old sister with adhd who knows absolutely nothing about money, so basically the same thing. Time to invest.

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe Рік тому +83

      Invest in humus, it’s the future

    • @randomdeliveryguy
      @randomdeliveryguy Рік тому +203

      Sorry, 11 years old is, like, 6 years more mentally mature than Twitch Chat, so your results may vary a little.

    • @RNJ142
      @RNJ142 Рік тому +10

      ​@@placeholderdoe James is that you?

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe Рік тому +6

      @@RNJ142 he speaks the truth

    • @beanqwert7841
      @beanqwert7841 Рік тому

      Hello. What did you invest in, and how much money did you get?

  • @collatdmg3549
    @collatdmg3549 3 місяці тому +8

    Watching this now when NVIDIA is at 800 honestly makes me so sad that he pulled out after a year!

  • @ShawnPitman
    @ShawnPitman Місяць тому +3

    2:13 - hello from 2024 where NVidia is up 4x.

  • @poggernogger3854
    @poggernogger3854 Рік тому +326

    twitch chat is like a chaotic child and doug is like a cool dad

    • @poggernogger3854
      @poggernogger3854 Рік тому +3

      @Not gonna lie im not a bot lmao

    • @vauxhallfan676
      @vauxhallfan676 Рік тому +1

      @@poggernogger3854 that's what a bot would say!!!

    • @poggernogger3854
      @poggernogger3854 Рік тому +3

      @@vauxhallfan676 actually yes i am a bot

    • @NolanRempel
      @NolanRempel Рік тому +1

      @@poggernogger3854 i think the best part is i'm 99% sure the guy above is also a bot since i see that exact comment copy/pasted literally everywhere

    •  Рік тому

      ​@@poggernogger3854 you keep posting the exact same comment, though.

  • @theawesomestuff2408
    @theawesomestuff2408 Рік тому +279

    Oh god, NVIDIA, Netflix, and Hasbro??? Holy shit this aged like fucking milk

    • @user-gc1hg9sp9k
      @user-gc1hg9sp9k Рік тому +29

      NVIDIA is still a good long term investment to be honest because of AI

    • @janvandaalen4993
      @janvandaalen4993 Рік тому +2

      @@user-gc1hg9sp9k And full self-driving vehicles.

    • @ScibbieGames
      @ScibbieGames 11 місяців тому +9

      Nvidia now tho lmao

    • @saitama9994
      @saitama9994 5 місяців тому +12

      lmao he made twice the money on nvidia

    • @kevinsanchez7781
      @kevinsanchez7781 2 місяці тому +3

      I think your message also aged like milk. Nvidia in the past 6 months has gone up way too much

  • @prodigy1605
    @prodigy1605 2 місяці тому +5

    Should do an update video on these stocks for this year

  • @Voidi-Void
    @Voidi-Void Рік тому +11

    i love how the eldritch horror that chat normally is just turned into a ton of gentlemen the moment doug called his mom

  • @nazonrev5087
    @nazonrev5087 Рік тому +357

    Seeing him invest in Netflix a year ago is making me cry knowing what we know now.
    EDIT: SAY I LOVE YOU BACK TO DAVEY DOUG

    • @hedgesolo4977
      @hedgesolo4977 Рік тому +9

      I was literally going to say this 😂

    • @shapied
      @shapied Рік тому +26

      Hasbro too lmao

    • @tw80studios66
      @tw80studios66 Рік тому +1

      @Oprator Holy shit this is the best and most emotional video I’ve ever seen.

    • @lightningpenguin8937
      @lightningpenguin8937 Рік тому

      Honestly would have been a lot worse if Netflix didn't have a silver tongue.

    • @ovrsurge4689
      @ovrsurge4689 Рік тому +3

      Microsoft hurts too. I looked up that stock and it's all downhill despite what looked like a very long term exponential growth.

  • @siIlyman
    @siIlyman Рік тому +237

    I once did this at school (fake money) and every month we would check what the prices of our stocks were at. My group went from 10k to 1k.

    • @auden4531
      @auden4531 Рік тому +26

      I did this too in my 9th grade math class! I stopped going to school at the end of October and switched schools for 10th grade so I have no idea how I did! FOREVER UNKNOWN INVESTMENT STATUS POG!!!!!

    • @siIlyman
      @siIlyman Рік тому +3

      dang that sucks

    • @auden4531
      @auden4531 Рік тому +2

      @@siIlyman that I switched schools?

    • @bzipoli
      @bzipoli Рік тому +1

      ​@@auden4531 or possibly infinite gains

    • @kamilex5
      @kamilex5 Рік тому +1

      We did this in our class too. Every group consisted of 2 people and each group started with 50k. My group won with having 53k at the end.

  • @btarg1
    @btarg1 Рік тому +2

    It took over a year for this stream to be turned into a video, that's one hell of an investment

  • @jaykay4137
    @jaykay4137 Рік тому +3

    "Yo, milk?" will forever be my favorite DougDoug quote.
    25:04 since I know I'm coming back for this every month.

  • @SlickNickP
    @SlickNickP Рік тому +124

    I like that $1,000 for an unknown amount of Netflix stock “sounds like a bargain” lol

  • @joekendrick6584
    @joekendrick6584 Рік тому +140

    I love seeing Doug calling random people he knows and them being mostly unsurprised by his bizarre questions

  • @silverG777
    @silverG777 Рік тому +4

    I like how everyone Doug calls he says"i love you" to before they hang up and the one person who actually said "I love you" to him over the phone he refused to say it back

  • @Horltum
    @Horltum Рік тому +2

    I love that Eddie immediately thinks that Doug is streaming when he calls him to ask a weird question.

  • @aldincalderon8845
    @aldincalderon8845 Рік тому +203

    Doug slowly letting twitch chat control his life, first his money, next his schedule

    • @Titanite_In_NY
      @Titanite_In_NY Рік тому +11

      After his schedule, his _MEDICATION_

    • @replix4458
      @replix4458 Рік тому +4

      next his garments

    • @trakido7337
      @trakido7337 Рік тому +2

      next up on dougdoug's channel "I decided to become my Twitch Chat's form of life" and they just tell everything what he has to do ; like yelling RIGGED all the time

    • @Katharina-rp7iq
      @Katharina-rp7iq Рік тому +1

      Don't forget furniture and decoration as well as some clothes.....I believe it's too late.

  • @Enthapythius
    @Enthapythius Рік тому +86

    How is there an Individual weirder than Doug itself and it turns out he is his brother. I feel like we are stearing towards a "I love you chase" between Davie, Doug and parkzer and i am here for it

    • @TheYeetedMeat
      @TheYeetedMeat Рік тому +7

      who else could’ve made the Stanley parable?

  • @firerulezz116
    @firerulezz116 Рік тому +4

    "[I feel] fairly indifferent" really just seems to summarize Parkzer given his constant tone of voice.

  • @weedyeeter940
    @weedyeeter940 Рік тому

    12:48 i like how quickly he gets convinced

  • @watchmedo635
    @watchmedo635 Рік тому +30

    ‘Pro: environmentally friendly so will help Rosa’ is the strongest argument I’ve ever heard

  • @Evalinco
    @Evalinco Рік тому +603

    thanks doug, trusting the trained professionals in chat helped me lose the entirety of my sons college tuition, jokes on him though after the divorce he’s no longer my problem

  • @Mickspad
    @Mickspad 2 місяці тому +3

    If Doug kept his Nvidia stock... He is probably way richer than we think right now

  • @iglassica
    @iglassica 2 місяці тому +9

    Shoulda held on to Nvidia

  • @invisiblejay
    @invisiblejay Рік тому +58

    I love how Doug always tries to get Parkzer to I love you back but doesn't say it back to his own brother lmao

  • @deltalord6969
    @deltalord6969 Рік тому +300

    This video kinda reminds me of that one time Reddit completely crashed the stock market by investing on robin hood.

    • @cathalmolloy2002
      @cathalmolloy2002 Рік тому +43

      Was that the GameStop one?

    • @vedrisca
      @vedrisca Рік тому +36

      ​@@cathalmolloy2002 yup. Kneecapped Melvin capital by triggering a short squeeze due to overleveraged positions on put options against gamestop. Funniest shit.

    • @imperialguardsman5726
      @imperialguardsman5726 Рік тому +56

      ​@@vedrisca none of those phrases are real

    • @magicball3201
      @magicball3201 Рік тому +6

      I don't believe they crashed the stock market. Just reddit invested in what most "professional" financial advisors thought was a failing stock. They got pissed and complained. Robinhood to appease the actual people who make them money froze the stock.
      To be clear, Robinhood made money by letting people trade for free, then selling the buying trends of their users. Their users didn't make them money; they were the product.

    • @jetison333
      @jetison333 Рік тому +2

      ​@@imperialguardsman5726 no phrases are real

  • @malixcrash4126
    @malixcrash4126 Рік тому +1

    We all love you Davey, keep making those sick af games

  • @chrisfederighi177
    @chrisfederighi177 Місяць тому +4

    man i hope he kept that nvidia stock

  • @romanallgeier4661
    @romanallgeier4661 Рік тому +53

    I love that Doug refuses to say “I love you” back to his brother and Parkzer refuses to say “I love you” back to Doug.

    • @tacotuttle
      @tacotuttle 9 місяців тому +6

      Now Davey just needs to refuse to say “I love you” back to Parkzer and the circle is complete

  • @drinkwater559
    @drinkwater559 Рік тому +241

    Doug, i have a confession. I didn't get a divorce, i just put up wife and kids up as collateral for your scheme and now I'm all alone

    • @godzillagod9752
      @godzillagod9752 Рік тому +1

      You should of got Parkzer to use your wife and kids as a tax ride off

    • @joshuadrinkwater4391
      @joshuadrinkwater4391 Рік тому +19

      Bro we’re both drinkwater wtf

    • @drinkwater559
      @drinkwater559 Рік тому +15

      @@joshuadrinkwater4391 it's such an important thing to do

    • @Romanticoutlaw
      @Romanticoutlaw Рік тому +1

      divorce speedrun

    • @jewels3846
      @jewels3846 Рік тому +2

      You know, at least they will always know you didnt think they were worthless.

  • @LinhNguyen-rn7hl
    @LinhNguyen-rn7hl 2 місяці тому +5

    it's been a year we need an update

  • @Laarye
    @Laarye Рік тому +5

    Doug to Parkzer: I love you
    Parkzer: Okay..., good to know
    Doug's Brother to Doug: I love you
    Doug: I..., ah..., I got to go

  • @UltraPoyoColt
    @UltraPoyoColt Рік тому +222

    I love this kind of content. Twitch chat can do anything.

  • @unthreadead
    @unthreadead Рік тому +149

    cannot wait to show this to my financial advisor parents and have this be their first introduction into this content.

    • @naolidecomisso4108
      @naolidecomisso4108 Рік тому +5

      What did they Said?

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 Рік тому +6

      Well?

    • @pokeprogame
      @pokeprogame 3 місяці тому +1

      What did they say?

    • @pokeprogame
      @pokeprogame 3 місяці тому +1

      I’m not sure but I don’t think (s)he might have not lived to tell the tale

    • @FED0RA
      @FED0RA 3 місяці тому

      ​@@pokeprogamewho's gonna recover the body?

  • @spotsthejaguar54
    @spotsthejaguar54 7 місяців тому +1

    i love how he and his brother have the same energy, and humor (ps i watched this when it came out but never realized util rewatching seven months later)

  • @TheMarcoboricio
    @TheMarcoboricio 3 місяці тому +6

    Hope he kept that invidia stock

  • @TotalTimoTime
    @TotalTimoTime Рік тому +608

    Hey Doug, I really loved the highly scientific process to determine the investment amounts. Do you think Skyrim arranged battles are better or worse than SSB cpu random items on? Also are the items necessary for reproducing results? I usually play without items. Thanks for your input!

    • @iGrom
      @iGrom Рік тому +3

      Bro didn't see the legal disclaimer 💀

    • @bigware9588
      @bigware9588 Рік тому +26

      @@iGrom Do you not understand the concept of a joke?

  • @vergintile
    @vergintile Рік тому +59

    I like how Doug will say “I love you” to Eddie and Parkzer and literally anyone else besides his own brother

  • @imkillfenix
    @imkillfenix 3 місяці тому +3

    the fact nvidia is at 700+ a share now is crazy, i already know he made money and haven't even finished the video

  • @thebigdant6210
    @thebigdant6210 10 місяців тому +6

    The fact that Nvidia jumped to over $400 a share recently is quite ironic

  • @faultybones190
    @faultybones190 Рік тому +116

    Thank god for the 1800 legal disclaimers, on 1799 I was about to put my life savings into Pete the plumber, but then I realized that I shouldn’t wager my financial stability on peggle, thanks Doug for clearing the air

  • @Enter54623
    @Enter54623 Рік тому +60

    10:03 had me laughing out loud given how confident Doug said he was in Netflix knowing how poorly they’ve done the past year😭

  • @josephiroth89
    @josephiroth89 Рік тому +2

    Man... I'm so mad I missed this stream. If you want memes, options are what you're looking for.

  • @Lakh_
    @Lakh_ Місяць тому +1

    the NVIDIA call was insane

  • @Bayyyro
    @Bayyyro Рік тому +92

    if this was recorded a year ago then that's terrifying for the Netflix stock and everything else
    Edit: yes, yes it was terrifying.

  • @awesomebrady369
    @awesomebrady369 Рік тому +59

    Doug please do another stream with Davey. Your chemistry is amazing it’s like you guys are brothers

  • @Donat-xh8pz
    @Donat-xh8pz Рік тому

    29:45 Damn, I was fully prepared to have to wait for a year to find out the results, I didn't realise this is already it...

  • @MilkShnake
    @MilkShnake 2 місяці тому +6

    those nvidea stocks lookin juicy right about now

  • @jasperzanovich2504
    @jasperzanovich2504 Рік тому +100

    To be fair, we could not predict the CEOs to drive their companies against the friggin wall.

  • @fataconsilium4890
    @fataconsilium4890 Рік тому +28

    Dougdoug literally not investing in gamestop and knowing what happened later on was hilariously horrible to witness

  • @capybarafilmstudios1620
    @capybarafilmstudios1620 Рік тому +4

    He did it. He actually did it, the madman. He made investing in stocks funny and entertaining.

  • @KingGlorp
    @KingGlorp Рік тому

    Been watching you since the explained with food days, love you man. Still waiting for elden ring but explained with food btw, love you man

  • @EonLess
    @EonLess Рік тому +238

    There's been a couple of times where people let random animals invest in the stock market. From a cat to a monkey to a fish.
    I wonder where Twitch chat falls on that spectrum

    • @starvinghub
      @starvinghub Рік тому +44

      Between phytoplankton and shrimp

    • @tylercrockett7273
      @tylercrockett7273 Рік тому +31

      There was a crypto investing hamster who would use a couple buttons to buy and sell random crypto and I think he actually made money.

    • @guy_kisser
      @guy_kisser Рік тому +5

      Micheal Reeves done it...

    • @domeen0gt895
      @domeen0gt895 Рік тому +2

      ​@@tylercrockett7273 the only nft salesman id trust

    • @derdurstbursch
      @derdurstbursch Рік тому +1

      Twitch chat definitely is on the spectrum