I forced Twitch Chat to play my unethical D&D campaign
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- Опубліковано 16 вер 2024
- I created the ultimate Wal-Mart-related D&D campaign for my Twitch Chat.
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#dougdoug #dungeonsanddragons #dnd
I love how the wizard was consistently badass across all of her incarnations and that the first one decided she was a kickflipping bard divorcee and the rest of the chat accepted it as canon.
Everyone actually collectively voted on the character’s personalities at the start of the stream. They all chose her to be bard’s ex wife and really good at kickflipping
@@walterissad And then eventually they made them get married again,lol
The kickflipping actually came from an earlier stream where Doug tested out the dice roll, character images, and character voices software in preparation for this stream. The person chosen to be the wizard there asked to do a kickflip after the bard repeatedly failed to, and then Doug rolled a 20, meaning she did the sickest kickflip ever seen. Chat of course remembered this and at the start of this stream voted for her to be really good at kickflips as a result.
@@Razorhat that's my loremaster
@@skell6134 Then got divorced 2 minutes later.
I love how you can’t even tell the difference between the different twitch chatters. They all played the characters really well
Yeah, exactly! They were really good.
Right i never could tell when he switched them out
I completely forgot that there were different people taking over each character
Doug doug defintely got the good meme twitch chat
Every subsequent Wizard chatter utilising the kickflip lore introduced by the first one, was the best part for me
I'm trying to work while watching this, but I'm so engrossed in the story that I can't concentrate on anything else.
Love your channel! If I don't see an upload on Friday, it will have been for a great cause 😄
Orange juice concentrate
can we get a divorced kickflipping wizard model
Oh hey
Accurate
didn't expect to watch three total strangers psychologically break a dino nugget today, but here we are
Babagaboosh
@@GirlNotControlledByAntss Rip Sam 24
That was a sentence.
@MADGAMEREIGHTYSEVEN yes. Rip all the Sams.
@@HereButGone-SorryFerret Yes indeed
Imagine being brought to life, already on fire, dying, and in immense pain and you find your life's purpose was simply to fall on an annoying mayor.
I’d love every single fucking second of that mayor’s last moment.
The annoying mayor was the reason it's on fire, though. sounds like a good enough purpose in life for a sentient building.
999th like
And also sell affordable clothing
"What is my purpose?"
"You kill Porky as your first and final act."
"Oh God."
the barbarian failing everything, bard having 0 rizz at all and the wizard carrying everything while doing kickflips is the best dynamic ever
bro, Barbarian kicked a lot of butts as he took down multiple opponents, he finished off the hot pocket on the first floor, and then he manages to defeat the faker by trying to punch himself and the mannequin, the Bard had some pretty legendary moments of his own, such as when he made the mannequin to commit sudoku, emotionally damages the Chicken Nuggie, and then saving his wife from the Roomba by grabbing the dead mop and then impaling the Roomba with it.
All of them are quite legendary in their own right.
Bonus: I forgot to mention that Bard commanded Porky to eat the Oreo and then the Barbarian keeps chucking porky at the enemy (with half of them succeeding).
He may have no rizz, but he do know how to roast. Also he heal
@@galaxdogaming he had practice with the roasts on his ex wife
@@isaiahlozano5301The barbarian best character fr
He got that stylish dress though. So he's redeemed
One of the many things that cracked me up in this was the fact that they didn't actually physically hurt the dino nugget. They just made it cry to death.
Vicious mockery in DnD is quite literally EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!
Poor guy
DO THERAPIST AND GET DRUNK
@@BearsDenGaming I mean, there's a whole damage type (psychic damage) that's basically just EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!! Everything that does psychic damage is terrifying lol
@@lightning_11 You forgot Sonic Damage, bro. do you even lift Barb?
Porky’s biggest mistake was at 3:00 because by jumping out of that window he proved he was durable. He was asking to be thrown at the enemy every 5 seconds
So true
I’m your 1000th like! :)
46:25 here you go
OH MY GOD...........
I love how the 3 adventurers actually developed distinct personalities. I didn't even know when chat was switched out
It's rigged. Chat made their personalities in the beginning of the stream
@@astrogildopereira1554RIGGED
Chat voted for personality traits for each character before they started.
@@astrogildopereira1554 RIGGED
@@astrogildopereira1554RIGGED
The Wizard rolling a nat 20 to revive the bard with a kick was so beautiful
WAKE THE FECK UP BARD, WE GOT A WALMART TO BURN
bard masochist with foot fetish confirmed
She literary went "HEY YOU! GET ONE YOUR FEET"
Wizard: "I cast kick of life" it was super effective
I think if I have an opportunity to play dnd I will make a character that does spells and or healing through the legs/kicking
“We have your staff. You're covered in milk. The Walmart is burning. Give up.”
This goes hard
Said to not the original final boss.
Sounds like an average anime. Or Undertale
You're not even French!
@@ArchiverYGO I’ll go get the tumblr page
This quote gotta be up there with "Now I have become death"
This VOD has so many great lines.
“Guys! This fridge has got hands!”
“We have kids?!”
“It’s trying to vore me!”
We have your staff, you're covered in milk, and the Wal-Mart is burning. Give up.
My favorite was: The real magic who is this missile all along!
@@RennHans *proceeds to do a sick kickflip off a barrel, spins and launches magic missiles mid-air*
"Do therapist. And get drunk"
Nah it’s
“OH GOD DAMMIT ROOMBA STOP FUCKING EATING OUR SOLDIERS THIS KEEPS HAPPENING”
Nothing will beat "only if he provides milk for our kids" "WE HAVE CHILDREN???". true dnd energy right there
700 likes and no comments lemme fi- crazy? I was crazy once, and they put me in a room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy,crazy? I was crazy once, and they put me in a room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy,crazy? | was crazy once, and they put me in a room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy,crazy? I was crazy once, and they put me in a room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy, crazy? I was crazy once, and they put me in a room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy,crazy? I was crazy once, and they put me in a room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy,
@@Halo-5-is-a-masterpiececrazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy.
@@Halo-5-is-a-masterpieceI looked at this comment and I laughed. I laughed so hard I thought I died. I did die. They buried me. They buried me under grass and dirt. And it tickled, and I laughed. I laughed so hard I thought I died. I did die. They buried me. They buried me under grass and dirt. And it tickled, and I laughed. I laughed so hard I thought I died. I did die. They buried me. They buried me under grass and dirt. And it tickled, and I laughed.
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy
maybe i'm confused, but isn't it usually the job of the mom to provide milk?
The best part is that this isn't even particularly more unhinged than your typical D&D game.
and we love D&D because of it, if anyone puts it off because of how serious some people take it, ignore them play with your own group
I am currently playing a D&D campaign and this is literally nothing compared to our shenanigans.
Man I have a crazy story. In one campaign, we were transported to Victorian England. During part of the game, we had to interact with the queen to get home. Our Minotaur somehow convinced her that he was her husband, tortured at the hands of the Spanish. She decides to go to war with France. We then take her with us to the final fight with the bbbeg, who had a sphere that could turn people into gods. My character rolled a nat 20 to convince him that I would side with him as long as I got to look at the sphere. I grabbed it, turned us all into gods, then we banished the BBEG. The Minotaur and the God-Queen went back and conquered the entire world. The campaign may have been derailed a tiny bit.
Maybe if you're an average redditor
Damn so you watched at most 7 minutes of the video and said this. I guess 7 minutes of intro is all you need to know what happens for the entire hour.
Edit: Yeah watching the stream makes sense. Damn.
I love how the Twitch chat actually managed to roleplay into the wizard's and bard's divorce with good taste.
They even rekindled lost love. How well done.
Yes. Best couple dynamic I've seen, and it doesn't get stale. I should steal that.
Twitch chat has a lot of experience due to all their divorces
@@mariustan9275 Yeah, like I'm about to steal your joke? Krusty The Clown bit, much?
I find it ironic how every single thing the barbarian tried to do during the final act had failed or worked against him somehow until he made one final roll to try and kill porky
the world was against porky, I guess RNG just agreed to it
"we have your staff. you're covered in milk. the walmart is burning. give up", classic DnD line, hear it almost every week in my sessions
Almost as common as “I pick up the sleeping kobold, open my mouth like a snake, and swallow him whole” courtesy of my players.
@@leolen8029 I just have this mental image now of a kobold with a nightcap, sleeping mask, and the most peaceful sleep expression getting casually vored by a bard in like 3 frames.
The fact that this was said while Porky had a gun to his head was even better
Chat being coherent for once
@@ariesdemiurge Elven bard unhinges jaw and eats kobold whole, im def getting that commissioned.
Considering how the Bard spent his whole time healing people and failing at getting laid, I'd say he missed his calling as a monk
Wizard said they have 6 children that needs child support.
failed is pushing it cause you know... kids
@@erkantiryaki5542and he was surprised about their kids
@@SuperHGB Still counts.
Bard really got dealt the Redo Of A Healer hand. Can't wait for the sequel
The fact the barbarian got mostly low roles but still somehow contributed to most of the game is peak DND
who says you need 10 luck points when you got 10 strength points
Barbarian is the ultimate himbo. He makes the biggest contributions through pure accident.
He always got the most fun chatters, he probably made the porky fight fifty times shorter with how much he threw him around
@@communadog7874Yeah, probably a bit hard to be an evil mastermind when you're too busy suffering from like 10 concussions.
@@communadog7874love when he just shouted "WHAT?!"
"He's always liked all types of hot pockets..."
"Except for yours!"
"Can I eat the oreo???"
Greatest dialogue ever
Twitch chats ability to commit so hard to some random bits another chatter started hours ago is incredible. The Mages obsession with milk springs to mind
And every barbarian hated porky
@@nameredacted6221everyone hated porky
In the words of yet other chat members:
" 'Milk' "
@@Crunchhmanthe bard didn't
Also the kickflips and red dress. Beautiful synergy from chat
these guys really brought a walmart alive just to suffer in agony and burn for a few minutes before death
And get revenge on Porky!
Based
Honestly if I were the walmart I'd be proud even if I die since I killed Porky
As someone who works at Walmart… good.
If Walmart wasn't sentient, it would have crumbled down and crushed everyone, being sentient made it structurally sounded and gave enough time for them to run out alive. It was a genius idea from chat actually.
the dynamic of the bard and the wizard hating each other while the barbarian just does the most unpredictable things is great
It's a very love-hate relationship, though I feel like their relationship was better latter in the vid.
@@silentnight6810 Fighting together for their lives clearly was fixing their broken relationship lol.
It felt like a himbo and two toxic exs were in a polyamory, babysitting a useless Walgreen's CEO and fighting a lego dinosaur with Molotovs
@@purp4168 That's oddly specific
@@purp4168 isn't this just every D&D game once you reach a certain point
Vicious mockery is my favourite dnd spell because you can just kill people by insulting them
Guard: “you are under arrest”
Bard with vicious mockery: “your mother”
Guard: *just dies*
Fr i had a friend who played as a bard with Vicious mockery, everytime they used their Vicious mockery they would shout out their original "Your mom" insults.
@@rozaliaa_ "And in conclusion to this fight, dragon... I'd cast your mom, but strength is more the Barbarian's thing... And my arms would break just lifting 1% of her weight... And if we are being honest, most of it is all fat by the way."
Dragon: *Literally burns itself to death from how bad it got roasted.*
Something along the lines of that?
I just have this mental image of some guard crying in mental anguish before he just fades out of existence
I once got killed by some stranger calling me a “stinking donkey”
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries" *CRITICAL HIT*
I like how the bard and wizard just either bitterly resent each other or are incredibly horny for each other, sometimes both
I've seen several couples like that before...
That’s called love
So basically the plot of Pirates of the Caribbean
@@spooked4619 Please tell me you're joking and don't actually think it's normal to hate your spouse
@@Khrrck honestly real 😭
Watching the wizard go from magic and illusions to milk and kickflips is the greatest power boost since Chatopia got the Girlboss Army
Sentences that would kill a caveman for 500
@@erust1137that is golden
Hey hold up when did that happen?
@@neminem233in the taking over the world videos
@@erust1137 Top 10 Sentences that would kill a caveman by WatchMojo
Only Doug casually goes from eating several drive thru meals to checking out if Twitch chat can survive his D&D campaign
this happened before the drive thru meals i believe!
@@magicman6908no the D&D stream was right after that.
@@magicman6908the dnd stream was actually a few days later checking the twitch channel
@@jojogacha974 That would explain why the first floor was all food lmao, Doug had it on his mind
I love how the Barb was one number away from rolling a Nat 1. It would've been a hilarious ending if he wasn't able to break the staff like how he wasn't able to break the mop.
In this alternate universe
NAT ONE? OH THE STAFF DOESN'T BREAK!
*Whack*
"Ow. What is this stick made of, solid wood?"
(Leaving the penalty to be announced by whoever finds these comments)
@@superwhatevergamin9634 The staff misfires and hits the burnt down walmart reanimating it and everything inside, causing an invasion of animate walmart produce.
Instead it serves as a true sign of victory, the barb finally snapping a stick over his leg.
Nat 1: The staff still breaks, but it causes an uncontrolled magic burst that disintegrates the limited edition Switch with that level 50 Charizard.
The evil witch Babagaboosh is becoming too incoherent. I think it's time we replace them with Babagaboosh 2.
“ I am sorry if my responses appear incomprehensible, i was programmed to follow the rules provided”
babagaboosh is the secrect, 26th pajama sam here to take revenge on twitch chat for making doug kill her brothers
@@dazcarrr dark lord elgrim
brb, i'm gonna crack open the disappearance of Sam 1-25 like an oyster
how would levigate mike pence bail
i love that the barbarian didnt HAVE to make the walmart alive but chose to give it sentience only for it to have agonizing pain and die minutes later. brutal lol
No, he had to. If he hadn’t, then he couldn’t have commanded him to land on Porky.
@@lifinale Definitely worth.
He wanted to give that Walmart its well-earned right to get back at the one who harmed it.
The wizard having immeasurably more Rizz than the bard is the highlight of this entire video
nah, the bard definitely had the edge over her (that hot pocket line was hilarious.)
@BigHailFan bard failed every seduce, wizard can do kickflips. Your move.
Wizard? More like Rizzard.
@@firesd7306 Bard married that wizard with that rizz and without having any attack power. They even made 6 children...
@@erkantiryaki5542 bard got divorced and didn't know he had children
1:12:05 I cannot stress enough how amazing this was, Barbarian the "very stupid bro" in the most tense moment come up with an idea and wizard reassuring him to go with it and it actually works and also manages to take down Porky has to be the hypest moment in the history of the DougDoug Cinematic Universe
Yeah the final moment of choosing to transform the Walmart reminds me of portal when they shoot the moon
YOU CANT JUST PUT A CRATER SIZED HOLE INTO MARS.
Doom guy: OBSERVE
When the bard nearly died I expected an emotional scene where the wizard would cast the forbidden un-divorce spell so that she could be married to him again and thus able to share one of her hearts with him. Gotta admit though, saving the bard by just bluntly kicking him was way more in character and had me dying.
Never understand true love's kick.
Thankfully it didn’t have the bard dying
So the bard was a masochist all along
@@saasdsadasgamer2596 bro came back from the brink by getting stepped on.
@@derpfluidvariant0916LMAOOOOOOO
I love the Barbarian just constantly failing every attack he does for like 2 floors straight
And the bard having absolutely no rizz
@@Shoulderpads-mcgeeand The Wizard being absolutely op
And yet the Barbarian still managed to be centerpiece for 3 of the 5 art pieces
And he never used his 1-time ability. THATS MY BARBARIAN
I think you mean succeeding on all his throws, as they all cause damage to Porky
This story is incredible. At first glance, it seems like a boring story of three adventurers following a basic storyline, but after watching, you find that it’s so much more. To begin with, Porky’s eventual betrayal is expertly foreshadowed, so subtle that it’s unforeseeable the first time you watch, but then you realize that the story might be deeper, that maybe Porky did have good intentions at the beginning, but the torment he receives from the adventurers changes him, molding him to be more like them to the point that he would betray them. Another incredible plot point is the nature of the three main characters’ goals. Each treasure obtained by them reflects something within their personality. The orc wanted to be prettier, and so he took the dress. But, in the end, he found that the true beauty was within himself all along. As for the wizard, she took the nailgun to represent her desire to rebuild her relationship with the bard, nail by nail. Lastly, the bard took the Limited Edition Let’s Go Pikachu Nintendo Switch™ because, throughout the entire story, he was a manchild who didn’t really care about the others and would rather play Let’s go Pikachu in his basement than pay child support.
the bard one caught me off-guard, but nice summary of goals
classic porky
tbh I was able to predict it on the first watch
Based bard
No the bard got the switch to give his kids he didmt know about
Not enough people talking about Sam being the witch at the start and casting "Babagaboosh".
BABAGABOOSH!
Shoulda been the High Demon Elgrim…
@@nopenopity-nope6621but still using the sam icon
@@mjamin9124it should have been color inverted sam
One of the Sam's escaped then
No one talking about how bard was consistently getting railed by bad roles, truly an accurate DND campaign
Demn, Bard trying to seduce a dragon (even if Lego one) is the most bard thing ever
To be fair, at first he wasnt getting touched and constantly dodged the attacks, and the wizard got a n20 to revive him
@@Pizza_Requiem the first bard took all the luck out of them for the whole game AND the wizard CLUTCHED THE WHOLE CAMPAIN NEVER LOST NEVER WAVERED
I love how twitch chat didn't break the curse of the single braincell, meaning that their could canonically be future campaigns with the same characters controlled by twitch chat.
Sequel Fodder!
They knew what they were doing
What I really like also is that no matter who took control of them, no chatters broke the character's personalities. Everyone knew how to perfectly play them.
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costown for costco
This needs to be a series. I would watch hundreds of videos of these characters doing different challenges.
i agree
I agree
Yes
absolutely
Yes doug please make this a real thing
As soon as the barbarian said useless objects i knew he was gonna throw porky! The barbarian chatters were consistently the funniest. Loved it
Wizard somehow consistently being the carry of the group proves that being able to do kickflips is paramount to one's personal success.
Nah the barbarian carried, he was the main character
Wizard suplex
Wizard was the clutch queen, barbarian tanked the entire world and the bard was support without his healing everyone would've died.
Just like a real dnd campaign
@@appelofdoom8211 good call. bard never got any clutch moments of his own, but his healing did keep the team alive. all three of them were needed to succeed
@@Underworlder5He did save the Wizard with a Nat 20.
the wizard rolling a nat 20 on kicking awake her near-dead ex-husband absolutely broke me
it's so GOOD
i don't think she was actually intending to revive the bard, she really just wanted to beat up her near dead ex husband for the last time
@@wildestman283 Nah i think she just knew what he was in to. She even yelled wake up.
@@erkantiryaki5542 kinky
@@wildestman283 Well it worked so it kinda means that kinks saves live...
I love the dynamic in this stream between the dumb but lovable barbarian, the intelligent and athletic wizard, and cdawgva
underrated comment
That was exactly what I thought lol
I can hear the “I’M BOOSTED!” and “I’M THROWING!!” from here.
the polygamous dream
HELP
I appreciate how both times that porky rolled throughout the entire game, he rolled a 20 lol.
He was pushed around the entire game but I think he was just holding back
imagine if he returns as a twist villain in a next campaign set in the same world
I'm surprised by how cooperative chat was and how consistent each chat member was when playing their characters. Super fun
This was probably one of the better streams in chats sector, sometimes (and we dont generally see this) but chat gets kinda bad in dougs chat about X topics, but like this stream had alot of cooperation and chat was pretty cool too. I think one of the chatters couldnt get in for like 15 minutes cuz his internet went out, so they waited but he never was able to come back, but the fact they waited was really cool to me.
@@FatalHogthat is nice lol
Was it follower only for getting to play a character? Seems like everyone was way too nice for random twitch goers
@@FatalHogwhat are x topics
@@KWBR1123 Nothing in particular because it depends on the day / stream, X just stands for "insert applicable topic here"
I'm actually impressed at how well designed the Walmart dungeon is. Difficulty progression is on point, and every floor has unique mechanics which keep things interesting. It's inspiring, really.
And "Cleanup on isle 5" was one of the most badass action hero one-liners I've heard in recent years. Great players all around!
Idk if you watched the stream live or vod, but there was a whole other electronics room with a ps5 vs Xbox gang war going on that didn't even make it
@@benjaminguzman3428 oh, cool now i need to watch the vod. thank you
@@benjaminguzman3428 I mean,they didnt go to electronics room tho . -.
@@skell6134he’s lying ignore him
@@skell6134I watched it all
The rekindling relationship between the wizard and the bard was by far my favorite part. Peak character development
Rare moment of chat understanding consistency, having the relationship reach its zenith with the wizard rolling a nat 20 and kicking the bard wide awake in an act of hatred, bitterness, and romance
10/10 better than twilight
True Love's Kick
Even tho the wizard would prefer the barbarian, but he already has someone and that someone is BERT
That and the Walmart building sacrificing itself to kill Porky and save the town. He was the true hero o7
@@DishonoredRatWasn't Bert his brother?
I love how even though the brain cells changed, the characters stayed consistent.
The wizard was the absolute beast out of the group, with her kick flips and her attacks, as well as LITERALLY REVIVING THE BARD WITH A KICK, LIKE BRO WHO GETS A NAT 20 ON THAT?!?!
the wizard because she is the goat
That’s what I’m saying!!
She also suplexed walter at the end!
E
I need an anime of this so badly: we got the brawns for brain barbarian, flirty but reliable bard and sadistic kickflipping wizzard
It's insane how Doug, while setting up a meme adventure, actually created an incipit where the characters are actually personally interested in solving the problem. A lot of people can't even do that in a normal campaign.
Im new in dnd but is often said that the meme character end being impactfull, maybe doing it to the whole adventure is the secret for character develpment?
@@mariox204 The secret is making the characters with the players, understanding them, and only then creating the adventure off of them
the fact that the Bard and the Wizard slowly learn to love again is so beautiful until that amazing moment where the Wizard shouts “This is for my husband!” completely rebuilding there relationship
The fact that I got randomly picked for this role is still crazy to me, I hope I played it well!
@@Lum3t Legend
@@Lum3t legendary, turned out to be my favorite character!
@@Lum3t At what time you were in control of wizard I want to rewatch your bit.
@@darkpaul1uxgaming269 39:50 to 44:55
I love how no matter who was in charge of the body the character acted the same I couldn’t tell when they swapped like ever, the only times I noticed was when I was looking for it to change
Timestamps for all the incredible actors that made this saga possible:
0:50 - "And so it begins"
Barbarian: Murphaliciouss
Bard: Nirokos2d
Wizard: Nailsofanotherkind
13:20 - "End of an old battle is the start of a new one"
Barbarian: Mcrafter_hi
Bard: apersonjb
Wizard: Calldy70
17:57 - "Not over until I stop burning"
Barbarian: Lord_basti_ii
Bard: Scarvener
Wizard: Mantodd
21:36 - "Darkness denotes, dapper dresses and death"
Barbarian: Meteormash111
Bard: Dragonlazuliw
Wizard: Toastman_z
25:27 - "An army of living Plastic"
Barbarian: Daepicviewer
Bard: Shabby_mcstabby
Wizard: Frutmose
29:30 - "Order 66"
Barbarian: Lightcil
Bard: Xiantwa
Wizard: Avioletknight
31:02 - Honorable mention, Avioletknight was replaced by Shyerika until the end of the chapter, while the other two remained. No idea why.
33:45 - "Skin of iron, heart of metal and nerves of steel"
Barbarian: Lawnaprice
Bard: Nightstoneunlimited
Wizard: Lullabielamb
39:50 - "For am Roomba, destroyer of dirt. And I shall purify the Earth of filth like you"
Barbarian: Blarknot
Bard: The_dev_team_will_fix_it
Wizard: Lum3t
44:56 - "Death to the cleanser of garments"
Barbarian: Onlyabt
Bard: Captain_p_ness
Wizard: Lilkittcat
50:00 - "The battle to end all battles"
Barbarian: The_Fuddy
Bard: Spikeflash20
Wizard: Azennie
57:33 - "Dragon of plastic and pig"
Barbarian: Limegreenhulk
Bard: Thereddestpanda099
Wizard: Userturdy
58:33 - Second honorable mention. Apparently mid-healing Thereddestpanda099 was replaced by Snowyaurora, who remained as the bard until the end of the chapter.
1:02:28 - "The head of the beast, the Staff of Darkness"
Barbarian: Potatoman_mc
Bard: The_epic_pig22
Wizard: Terminal8ce
1:08:15 - "Wolf in pig's clothing"
Barbarian: Mordrayus
Bard: Joojoobee111111
Wizard: Iam_xiv
appaently avioletknight's wifi died according to a comment on the archive vod they made
@@hjonesjr5316 Damn.
Lucky to be chosen. Unlucky enough to lose internet on the precise moment he was chosen.
@@CommentPositionInformer must've rolled a 20 and then a 1 😔
@@hjonesjr5316 lmao
Dang, all these titles are like titles for songs in the OST of a cool and unique game
This NEEDS to become a series, Twitch chat playing D&D is way funnier than it has any right to be and I absolutely love it
Edit: We got our wish guys, it happened
Absolutely agreed
YES
Tbh Doug is a great DM
YES!!!
Doug please!!!!
I don't know what's the best thing of this group:
- The fashionista Barbarian
- The 0 rizz Bard
- The badass kickflipping Wizard
Yes
They're all the best thing. They complete each other
Just kidding, it was obviously Porky
@@ashb7i will have porky for dinner
I HAVE RIZZ! it just that my wife gets all of my rizz... -Captain_P_Ness
@@GarfieldtheMoviefeaturingBill ex-wife for a reason
I've never watched a D&D campaign before, nor played, but goddamn was this a way to start.
Also can I just say how much I LOVE the art made for this video?? Wafferscotch did amazing.
0:05 Campaign poster, entering the Walmart.
20:40 Barbarian slicing the Hotpocket in half while the Bard lays in milk.
32:56 Barabarian in his dress punching the Mannikin disguised as him.
44:45 Wizard freezing the Mop and giant Roomba.
1:02:25 Wizard kickflipping and magic missiling the Legosaur, while the Barbarian pogs. xD
1:14:43 And finally Barbarian snapping the staff in the middle of town, while the Wizard holding her nail gun and the Bard holding his limited edition Nintendo Switch with a level 50 Charizard cheer him on.
I know right! The art for this is so weird but so amazing in every single way
Bard was always a background deadbeat suprise dad character... And he still got the biggest prize: limited edition nintendo switch
Okay, but _why was chat remarkably coherent for this?!?! That was not expected_
Because it's a select person playing for a short amount of time instead of random messages from chat.
@@n0vitskibut isn't the person still randomly selected?
@@bazzel1059 Each person would have been watching the same stream. Most wanted to stay in character I suppose.
@@n0vitskiconsidering the city skylines stream where they become mayor, it's still impressive.
I guess D&D just matched their chaotic energy.
@@d5hadow858 and this is what I find really impressive. This was a great stream.
Moral of the story:
If you’re a barbarian: you throw pigs for fun and have a brother working in walmart
If you’re a bard: you are horrible at rizz and are divorced
If you’re a wizard: you know how to do amazing kickflips and love milk
the three genders
"milk"
"rizz"
"milk"
You forgot the bard has the best roasts
If this continues I honestly hope it's with the same characters. I'm like... unimaginably invested in the Bard and Wizard's romance.
Same!!
I want different characters each time with a new chat poll for personality every time
We need them to continue it! Think of their kids!!!
I love how the Bard and Wizard were divorced but they just kept thirsting over each other
@@revilnoit’s a trope as old as time and it’s glorious
I LOVE how the players went for combo moves! That Roomba kill was unironically awesome
“The wizard has discovered the magic of a gun” is a line im using in my next d&d session
Maybe the real magic was this missile all along is also one I'll be remembering
Wizard/Artificer multiclass
@@gentleshark972 That line actually hurt me, I was laughing so hard. Even though the wizard wasn't played by the same people the whole time, all of her lines were hilarious.
Just like the first AI tournament, it's the fanart that takes this from great to legendary. That image of the kickflipping Wizard is just pure art.
the fanart full pics are not ai right? if so do you know who is the artist?
@@jessefanshaw8948artist is Wafferscotch I believe
I wanted to see the wizard suplexing walter
I was a bit disappointed by the ai stuff but after I saw the real art I was extremely grateful
timestamp for this?
0:47:09 “Porky! I’m…. Not sorry. At All.” Favorite line from this whole game. Perfect delivery.
It was so perfectly worded too, even the robot voice heard it's calling to give it's best performance
With the bard trying to seduce the washing machine right after lol. This whole thing is hilarious.
@@bobboberson6792”Hey, wanna see how I get my name?”
Honestly can't even blame Porky for turning against the group at the end
The way the voice dropped at the end really sells it
There's not enough Bert love. Just this random employee disinterestedly doing his job even as weird adventure stuff happens around him. Then he becomes mayor.
I love how the wizard tried buying soup in the clothing department. A true woman of culture.
"Why are you trying to buy clothes at the soup store?"
WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO BUY SOUP AT THE CLOTHES STORE??!?!?
@@8064goldenstarThere's only clothing isles in here!
“Well then get out of the soup isle!”
@@magnusvonbraun9870 There's just more clothing.
I love how DIVORCE, chat’s signature move, is still a presence in the story
This was such a good idea.
The AI voices for the players was a perfect way to bring life to the characters.
I love how the characters’ personalities developed with each twitch chatter who played them.
It was set up so damn well with the maps, the enemies, the special effects, everything. Doug ran the game very well - obviously he’s been a dungeon master before.
I hope to see more of this in the future!!
Indeed, the foul witch Babagaboosh is still out there, and our heroes may have accepted her (his?) curse but that cannot be said for their other victims… this story is not over, I only hope Douglas Douglas will grant us our deserved sequel
@@scrungobeepis5443 yeah, maybe the story continues with a different cast
@@FED0RA
That'd be cool! But I'd kinda miss the constant marrying and divorcing of the Bard and Wizard. Trully riveting stuff right there!
@@Wendeta-hq2cp maybe in the finale, theres gonna be 8 characters, the old cast, and the new
Anyone know what he’s using for the maps? I would like to use it for my DND campaign.
Doug: Does Walmart sell nail guns?
Also Doug: Suddenly! The washer walks up and grabs a bottle of hydrochloric acid!
tbh i find HCl all the time, in other shops like costco and 7eleven too
I love how even though chat is switching out, everybody is able to stay in character
Yeah i’m genuinely surprised that they felt the same throughout the story.
The best part tbh. Shows how tight knit his community is though!
they arent random, they are picked beforehand obviously, otherwise youd just get random people swearing and being racist
@@cunningflop nuh uh
@@slyfox2372 you are very gullible
I can't believe he didn't have art for the giant sentient Walmart or the wizard suplexing Walter. They were such amazing moments
I was expecting art for the suplex too, rip
@@Lord_Plasma_3 yeah that was such a cool moment
I was really hoping for art of the wizard holding the nailgun to porky executioner style
@@jimmerpholiom You better deliver my dude
I like the idea that “chatopia” is the name of the civilisation that has formed in Dougs basement and this entire stream was just 3 of the cellmates going mad and messing with the appliances because Doug forgot feeding time
No no thats not how it works. You need 1k channel points for one daily potato in the basement. They must’ve been believers for this theory to work because this happens to believers ALL THE TIME
This is canon in the DDCU and no one can deny it
They've got all the gay peanut butter they want, I don't know what they're complaining about
3:24 “he always did this during our marriage”
THE LOREEEE
I love how doug made a point to show how the roomba WILL just take the shortest path whether there's another enemy in the way or not only for chat to never use that fact to their advantage
The wet clothes represent dog shit, I thought that was clear. I still think they are useless, bumbling things, bumping into walls knocking over stuff and making things dirty, sounds familiar right? Like young kids. The day real house cleaning robots exist they'll also get you your pipe and slippers with a newspaper. Classic House of Tomorrow vibes.
@@BlackMoonHowlsbro got personal beef with roombas
It's not for lack of trying, barb did actually try to throw the mop in front of the Roomba but failed
The wizard did make a wall to redirect it and the bard tried to use the mop to break it
This is un-ironically one of the most entertaining videos ive ever watched in the last few years. Please make more Twitch chat D&D videos.
Agreed.
I fully agree. I had originally planned to watch this video in 2 sittings, but I just couldn't pause it after starting it.
@@Fenom007exactly, I don’t think I’ve ever watched a video over an hour long and wished it was longer. This was incredible
Can we take a moment to appreciate that the single dice roll that Bert got was a Nat 20? THAT’S MY FUCKING MAYOR!
I know who i'm voting for my mayor
THAT’S MY MAYOR
My dude bert went form a walmart Employe TO A HOLE VILAGE MAYOR less in a sec 😂
The secret true ending.
The bard relentlessly roasting everyone/everything is just perfect 😂
And utterly failing at that!
I love how the barbarian just keeps continuously smashing porky into every object when trying to use him as a weapon
Porky was the real Barbarian. Dude was literally invincible, why was he even afraid of that nailgun. Could have shook that off like it was nothing
@@skeetsmcgrew3282because he is a coward
Barbarian x porky is best couple
No, he actually wasn’t.
Doug said in the stream at the end that Porky actually had health because he had planned the entire time that Porky would eventually turn against them at the end.
Because Chat hated him so much, we managed to drain a lot of his health before this happened.
@@mcrafter_hi4265 lol
Can't believe they all not only lived but they got the best ending. Killed Porky, saved Burt.
"This is for my husband" was maybe the sweetest way to end the Bard and Wizard divorce arc (I'm just gonna pretend the Bard asking for another divorce after failing to rizz up the dragon was a joke). The chatters made these characters so funny and endearing
Considering the Fact that they continue to Flirt after the Second Divorce yeah it was a Joke,Also the Revivak Kick LOL,only a Kick out of true love can revive someone like that
A bit after that he says he wants to divorce the dragon, so he may have been talking to that
E
12:33 the implied kinkiness of their past relationship was one of my favorite parts.
18:00
I love the chaotic romantic tension between this group that is basically everyone has a thing for everyone else, except it fluctuates wildly every 2 turns or so
1:12:53 Bert looking up from his magazine to see the adventurers and Porky running the hell out while he smells smoke and the Walmart is bellowing "WALMART!"
"Yeah, I'm not being paid enough to stick around."
Yep but he still had to call out and use a sick day. (source: I use to work for walmart.)
I love how Bert was like "Mayor Time", before mayoring all over the place at the end! 🤣
@@bakabaka73with Waltuh's death, Bert was promoted to Manager
Honestly, I was incredibly impressed with this concept. I even got to attend in person. I hope he will do another soon
nice
@AirackVIogs🤖
Hopefully next time it'll be IKEA
I read it as "in prison"💀💀
How did you get into Doug's house?
23:05 love the little reference to the “buying clothes at the soup store” joke
Usually, in D&D groups, the Bard is the one with the rizz. But not in this group, the Bard has 0 rizz while the Wizard with her sick kickflips and the Barbarian with his pretty red dress just have amazing rizz!
the bard has terrible rizz but his roasts always land
I'm always impressed when people show rizz. After all, it's the individual rizz that makes the rizz so interesting. Observing one's rizz is among other things the most rizz thing someone who has little rizz can do. Signed, rizz.
@@joshualam9746I rizz what you're saying, but I can't rizz my head around the fact that you have little rizz
He use all of his points in the roast skill tree
@@siradzki5905you have very rizzervative beliefs
Considering their behavior in this stream, I suspect that this is not the first, or last, divorce that the bard and wizard have.
Can’t wait for the next one where they go to a hotel and realize that it’s run by zombies vampires and aliens
Or zombie vampire aliens.
Garfield republic?
Or it's gonna be the same adventurers going against Chatisan's God Emperor, who has an army of girl boss warriors and horseback cannons. And while that's happening, Saul Goodman attempts to find legal loopholes to sue the adventurers.
can't wait for the next one where they go for a picnic but realize their host has been captured and held hostage in one of seven koopa hotels
Can’t wait to see what’s next
This needs to be done again, everyone stayed in character, the ending was amazing and since they still have the curse, it can lead to another adventure with the characters!
Let us take a moment to remember Barb’s red dress. Never forget he never would’ve made it out alive without them
R.I.P
amen
I wouldn’t mind this being a monthly or bimonthly video and just keep the characters. This was amazing
or they could try and introduce some other classes like druid, monk, artificer
@@mrzerolife367 not the artificer, this is too much power. twicht chat will probably create a ray of ultimate destruction with a stick, a rock, a squirel, and a nailgun.
I'd prefer it's different characters so they can just enjoy playing the Switch(s) in peace.
@@mrzerolife367 If I were adding more classes, I'd add a cleric(of some god of chaos) for more healing, and a sorcerer for firepower - litrally
The next villian could be the witch that curse them in the beginning
the fact that kicking the shit out of the bard to revive him *actually worked* is one of my favorite examples of percussive maintenance.
Chest... compressions?
@@dukesnakechester3884 The bard was kicked in the ribs
Doctor Mike would be crying right now.
He was *into the pain*
Im upset that he didnt get 2 hp back because nat 20.
I love the fact that they target the Dino nugget emotionally.
Why is the artwork so on point LOL
Edit: the wizard is the undisputed MVP of this entire stream
On god the wizard had actual plot armor lol
The barbarian rolled like 4 nat 1s while the wizard rolled several nat 20s 😭. I wanna say rigged but that feels too meta for this channel
How can the wizard is actually more well written than all of the female character in nowday Disney?
I mean, even though the Wizard fake-betrayed Walter, the barbarian still stayed true to his goals no matter what. No trickery or deception, just fashionable honor.
I've become Like #666!
The back-and-forth banter between the bard and wizard is pure comedy
yeah the first one to canonize the divorce was a hero
Tbh it's obvious that they still love each other and just made some mistakes in their marriage
@@Mobius_Finchlet's hope one day they may try again
@@SkyTreeStudio it seems like they are during the video
"That's not what you told me last night before this quest," This wasn't even spoken, it was just there in the little box- I simply died while reading that
"We have your staff, you're covered in milk, and the Walmart is burning"
Broke me
all being uttered by a petite blonde haired elf pointing a nail gun directly at his forehead, best mental image.
Average Amazing World Of Gumball Episode,
1:14:24 you can tell he was extremely worried about the 2 there, running out of ideas to break the staff with logical sense lmao
Still can't believe I managed to get randomly picked for the wizard. This was amazing. And I even got us a sick artwork for defeating the roomba! Hope everyone enjoyed my part and how I played the character. It was hard trying to mend the relationship with the bard with everything going on.
Edit: Seeing some of the comments mention my actions is awesome, glad you all seemed to enjoy it!
Good work 👏
Your moves were so good
That was a 9million IQ play
Omg we you said "for my husband" and not ex husband it melted my heart
Props to you, that was some good improv
the couples arguing and the barbarian quietly whispering "can i eat the Oreo " is so amazing (dang 872 likes is wilddd)
"How far can I throw useless objects" had me cackling cuz i knew what had to come next
Revisiting this video. Who ever does DougDougs art is a true artist, brings so much life to the descriptions told by doug.
Waferscotch made the artwork it says so in the description