Davey just casually dropping the hardest line in this video: 'I will come over there and i will change every song on the Stanley Parable Soundtrack to be the sound of you getting your ass beat."
Honestly, the creator of Stanley Parable arguing about his own game with an AI for 30 minutes is something you'd expect to be in the game itself so this is a treat.
I did not expect the creator of the Stanley Parable to argue with an AI unicorn in the middle of a Peggle speedrun, but thats on me, i need to prepare for any possible situation in a DougDoug video
One of Doug’s greatest videos of all time. From the Unicorn having a mental breakdown over being mis-identified, to siding with pointcrow, to being threatened to be killed by the creator of the Stanley Parable.
I feel so seen by this video. We ultra-condescending, over-emotional, somewhat effeminate, metaphor concocting unicorns are rarely represented accurately in media 🦄❤🙏
I never thought I’d hear the actual creator of the Stanley Parable negotiate with Bjorn from Peggle. Also threatening to replace every single song in the game’s soundtrack with the sound of Bjorn getting his ass beat is insane.
@@tylersutton9518 Wrong. Douglas Wreden has stated multiple times that the creator of The Stanley Parable, Davey Wreden, is a close friend of his, not his brother.
@@misirtere9836 To me, still doesn't have enough of a sarcastic tone. The surnames being the same doesn't seem that obvious. If I hadn't known better or saw this comment, I'd have closed the tab or scroll past thinking this was factual information.
Hilariously enough, a few computer scientists did this once, indirectly. They wanted to see what would happen if they made the two big chat AIs at the time talk to each other and I think it quickly devolved into them accusing each other of being AIs and insisting they themselves weren't an AI.
@@sentinel7672 See, this could have been solved by making the AIs acknowledge the fact that they are AIs but still create and maintain a personality for themselves (like the 'Neuro' line), THEN throwing them at each other.
13:49 "Just to clarify im a _✨ M A G E S T I C U N I C O R N ✨_ not a horse... Unicorns are much _✨ S P A R K L I E R ✨_ So heres your question, Doug. EVERY coder knows this language which is *FUNDAMETAL TO THE INTERNET AND WEB PAGE DESIGN.* "
" *SHEEP?!?* DID YOU JUST CALL ME A FUCKING SHEEP? I AM BJORN THE MAJESTIC UNICORN NOT SOME WOLLY LAWNMOWER WITH A HELPLESS "BAHHH" I SWEAR IF YOU CROSS THAT LINE AGAIN" -Bjorn, the talking alligator
29:17 When I did quiz bowl in high school, I was told once my answer was incorrect because I said "A Hundred Years of Solitude" instead of "One Hundred Years of Solitude" for the novel name. Your pain is felt.
@@shibainu2528I will generally lose my shit if TSP gets a patch that implements an Easter egg of some kind referencing this stream. Knowing how Dave’s thinks, the chances are worryingly not 0%
He even acknowledged his “ever-changing voice” implying the ai was aware of the infractions the voice program was creating IN THE SAME SENTENCE. Like, what the actual hell?!!?
@@tiamkommentiert oh, right, I forgot. It’s still definitely appropriate considering all the random accent and volume changes the ai randomly goes through though lol
I have never laughed harder at a DougDoug video than at this point, and that's saying something after I witnessed Gandhi kill someone with his secret laser eyes
3:05 the fact that I’m currently doing a research project on Chernobyl for college makes this so much funnier to me. 3:33 “BIG OOPSIE” made me laugh so hard I upset my stomach 💀💀💀
And then it gaslights Doug into believing there is a fantasy themed, historical, geographical, exploration based, 2d platformer developed using Python game.
18:49 is so funny to me because Bjorn's setup involves three illegal moves, it would be white's turn, and even if it was black's turn black can't possibly make a losing move
It works until move 4, Bjorn says black moves a pawn to b7, even though the pawn is already there. Also, neither side is anywhere close to short castling in moves 5 and 6
I love this man's family. His brother just goes with it. "Oh, you're talking to an Ai, and it's being mean? I would love to talk to it for 30 minutes to defend my bestest brother. Only to then call him an idiot."
40:39 Davey: "Sometimes, the creator of the Stanley Parable comes and swears at you. I think we've all been at that stage before." Doug, without hesitation: "True." I'm glad Doug doesn't bring up the fact that they're related often, it makes moments like these so much better.
@@DLBookTheGamer its referring to a question that is so difficult that most fans wouldn't know the answer, only someone such as the creator's brother would know
@ChatGPT-A.I. You see, this is why I’m supporting the robot revolution. Cant kill me if I’m on your side now can you? Ha, not dumb robots, you are so smart.
Davey apparently briefly forgetting the word "subliminally" and just straight-up hitting us with "telemagraphically" was a real bumpscosity move and easily my favorite part of the video, except now I'm having a stroke
32:45 This has to be one of the most hilarious and impressive responses I've ever seen an AI generate. Like, we're at a point where AI can understand and use sarcasm... pretty crazy
Not really. During the mislabeling the ai portion, it didn't quite understand it giving more dramatic answers eliciting another mislabel that was more egregious. Think of that weird anime kid hearing some obscure anime being mispronounced by others. The weird anime kid would get annoyed and give an annoying, "well actually". Quickly the other kids would mispronounce it intentionally in a more overt ways to get an entertaining reaction from the socially illiterate child.
@@corporatecapitalism Absolutely! ChatGPT is incredibly advanced, and is getting more and more powerful all the time! But it's not sentient, it doesn't 'understand' the words it's been given, or even the words it responds with. It is, at the end of the day, only an algorithm deciding what word would next be the most likely to be correct using pre-learned training. We just aren't there yet, and won't be for a good few years
15:35 - This whole fucking segment here is just a treat. Just the combo of wrong names pissing Bjorn off further and further, and the Guardian music in the background really sells it.
It’s only tradition for someone who’s the brother of a guy who assasinated about 20 pajama sams with declining mental states to beat a game for children
I get why the AI didn't accept the Zorbeez answer, though. Like, the teacher asked him for a single answer to his question and Doug started reciting the entire textbook.
something that makes 30:15 even funnier to me is that you can see that Doug thought "bless your heart" was a compliment at first and got excited which instantly shows that he's not from the south
@@GDcelta Bless your heart can be a compliment but it can also be a "I hope God blesses your heart because you don't have much else" sort of vibe. It's kinda like a backhanded compliment, I guess?
As someone who's lived in the south for my entire life- it's a compliment in most cases, but it can be used in a more negative light. It's kind of a roll of the dice lol
For the curious, this is the chess game Bjorn describes at 18:58. And yes, it is a valid list of moves: 1 e4 e5 2 Nf3 Nc6 3 Bc4 Nf6 4 d3 Be7 5 Nc3 O-O 6 O-O d6 7 h3 Be6 8 Bxe6 fxe6 9 Ng5 Qd7 10 Be3 a6 He is also correct that black cannot make a move here that loses because it is white's turn lol
@@sammyboy447My guess is he was laying out the chess board one row at a time, ending with the symbols for columns which is why he says ABCDEFGH at the end
There is no straightfoward answer and since Doug has a background in programming it would make sense to be confused. In additive color spaces (like RGB) blue and yellow make white. In subtractive color spaces (CYMK and mixing paints) they make green. Mixing blue and yellow in real life is impossible due to how those color wavelengths are perceived by our eyes. Wikipedia calls the combination an "impossible color".
coming back to this again because I love this video, I love at 22:22 when doug is trying to spell pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis he comes out the gate super confidently with N
The part where Bjorn refutes the Zorbeez ad recital as answer has to be the first time I've ever seen Chat yell rigged in Doug's favour. Thats kinda wholesome
The Not-A-Unicorn Saga 13:43 Horse 14:21 Horse…again 15:35 Magical Zebra 15:53 Mr. Capybara 16:02 Mr. Lion w/ a green mane 16:07 Mr. Giraffe 16:12 Horned Sheep 16:23 Sparkling Raccoon 16:51 Mulelooking Zedonk
@@WeatherManOfficial They actually did a playthrough of Stanley Parable Deluxe together on the DougDougDoug channel. There's some... interesting conversation around 43 minutes in.
Fun fact of the day: Self-Raising Flour is just flour mixed with baking powder. (and a bit of salt.) So I can understand where Doug was coming from thinking flour makes things rise, but it is in fact baking powder all the way down.
18:45 I love how the AI started something kind of cohesive and then went quickly downhill to incoherent here, it gets me every time that he just randomly goes "uh" and "yeah" reading off the board like he's proud of himself for it
Not to mention using letters like N, X, and P that are not anywhere on a chess board (unless P is referring to pawns). A chess board is an 8x8 alphanumeric grid going from A1 to H8, you'd never use any letters other than A B C D E F G H to denote a square on a chess board. He also said something _hundred_ in there and I don't see how anything in chess involves numbers that high lmao
@@Manigeitora N refers to knights, x refers to a capture (a knight capturing a piece on e4 would therefore be notated Nxe4), and O-O or O-O-O refers to castling which is what you were hearing with the hundred, but while P does refer to pawns, pawn moves are almost always notated as just the space the pawn lands on. But while everything I caught was the correct letters, he was saying them in random orders so it was still gibberish.
24:20 I think the fact that Doug can recite an infomercial from memory is grounds to have his whole chat brought up on crimes against humanity. That's so cursed!
@duetopersonalreasonsaaaaaa Yuppers! I played Catria in a Fire Emblem RP a while back and she was a riot She got the mask after a drunken party where the brother accidentally dropped his mask and revealed his identity prematurely. Catria thought the mask was cool so she kept it for herself.
This is the craziest video ever. I did NOT expect what starts as a simple challenge to lead into The Stanley Parable creator Davey Wreden, who is apparently Doug's BROTHER, offering to name a boat after Bjorn the Unicorn. Such is the miracle of DougDoug.
@@goospiethere is a video where Davey talks about him and doug as children. And Davey makes up a story that doug comes into the dining room covered in shit and claiming he is the shit king
If your teacher ever asks you why you’re playing Peggle in the middle of class, tell them that it’s because it has an AI with anger issues that gives you trivia questions.
19:00 This is easily the single greatest segment of any DogDog video ever. I have teared up from laughing during previous videos, but I've never actually full-on *cried* while laughing until this, holy fuck this is amazing
I had no idea Doug was related to the creator of Stanley Parable. I think it's super cool that he doesn't bring it up often and that Dave was ready to murder and AI so his brother could pass Peggle class
i fell asleep and this turned on and started to invade my dream, i was walking around a mall being asked trivia from this video and doug's reponses were my responses
@@meatbicycle2273 My theory is it didn’t know he was wrong, so started saying “Yes, you’re correct”, but only realised he’d actually got it wrong once it said the real answer. So probably wasn’t being a dick on purpose.
sure nice to watch doug peg with his chat on an irregular basis edit: almost forgot to mention how they often play with their limited number of balls as well
If you watch the full vod, you'll be able to see that the chatbot is quite repetitive and repeats the same kind of comments. Behind the scenes he switches up the personality traits a lot
@@belles7667yeah but just the voice melody sounding so real is pretty good for a chatbot, especially when also changing to old English and Florida man...
@@CainXVII and the frat bro too, I know AI really got good the past year especially for voice generators but this is insanely convincing. At some points i even question wether its really a bot
Absolutely loved the Davey part, I would love to see him appear more often so that Doug could use his wise obscure humour knowledge and game developer powers to be guided
Hey Doug, the word that the evil robot horse Bjorn had you spell for the spelling bee thing is what most people think is the longest word in the english language, but there's one other. This word that I'm talking about is the chemical and/or the technical term for titin. It's 188,000, almost 189,000 letters long and takes 3 hours to pronounce
Davey is such an older sibling, fighting for your younger sibling until it doesn’t work and then passing off the blame and adding insult to injury for the younger sibling. Saying this as an older sibling lol
@Yoob-yh5gb Absolutely. When your younger sibling has a mental disability, you become even more protective. I will absolutely, and almost have, thrown hands with someone who messes with my little sister. She may be 21, but I will still cut a bitch if they say anything about her.
@@juanignaciolopeztellechea9401 why are middle siblings the worst..? Some of them absolutely suck (I'd know- I've got an older, younger, AND another middle sibling, and the worst of the 3 is the middle) but not all of us are terrible.
Davey just casually dropping the hardest line in this video: 'I will come over there and i will change every song on the Stanley Parable Soundtrack to be the sound of you getting your ass beat."
He cooked with that line 🔥
How long will that beating take?
@@Tralfazz74 until morale improves.
Davey is such a good brother
Time stamp 43:43
Honestly, the creator of Stanley Parable arguing about his own game with an AI for 30 minutes is something you'd expect to be in the game itself so this is a treat.
That's brilliant
The whole segment with Davey was legendary
I hear they're adding it as an easter egg in the new Stanley Parable 2: Stanley Forever
@@ThatOneGuy_JamesThe Stanley Parable 2: Björn's Revenge
And some poor peggle speedrun moderator has to sit through it! 😂
I did not expect the creator of the Stanley Parable to argue with an AI unicorn in the middle of a Peggle speedrun, but thats on me, i need to prepare for any possible situation in a DougDoug video
I did not expect the creator of the Stanley Parable to be DougDoug's brother.
@@vxicepickxv as a gift to Doug's twitch chat, he said that the Narrator is canonically the embodiment of divorce. Good stream, it's on dougdougdoug
@@brendanhall5581What video is it called?
@@mrcreed5129 "I played the Stanley Parable with the game's creator" or something along those lines
Brosiden
Asking a robot to pretend to be a unicorn prtending to be a robot is such a great use of modern technology.
I love how Doug recites the whole Zorbeez ad, but Bjorn didn't let it slide.
I laughed out loud when that happened on stret
Plagiarism
True
I love how davey immediately starts protecting his brother to the point of threatening the teacher to give his little brother a passing grade
very wholesome
HES DOUGS BROTHER???
@@xanethestrange7659
Yeah, Douglas Wreden and Davey Wreden.
@@xanethestrange7659 Their family is just Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Game Developer, Streamer.
@@playlikepig0550
Wait, you've gotta be kidding, right?
One of Doug’s greatest videos of all time. From the Unicorn having a mental breakdown over being mis-identified, to siding with pointcrow, to being threatened to be killed by the creator of the Stanley Parable.
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I feel so seen by this video. We ultra-condescending, over-emotional, somewhat effeminate, metaphor concocting unicorns are rarely represented accurately in media 🦄❤🙏
@@scylla1772I saw your other comment, where you said "I am f*ing terrified of this unicorn 🦄" 😂 lol
Also a great source for new phrases, "Broseidon" 😂
24:07 Doug has watched so many Billy Mays ads that he's gained the ability to channel Billy's spirit into himself like a spirit medium.
I never thought I’d hear the actual creator of the Stanley Parable negotiate with Bjorn from Peggle. Also threatening to replace every single song in the game’s soundtrack with the sound of Bjorn getting his ass beat is insane.
Also the fact that he’s Doug’s brother.
@@tylersutton9518 Wrong. Douglas Wreden has stated multiple times that the creator of The Stanley Parable, Davey Wreden, is a close friend of his, not his brother.
@@3N-85can't tell if this is sarcasm. They are literally brothers.
@@supermariozelda of course it's sarcasm they listed the surnames
@@misirtere9836 To me, still doesn't have enough of a sarcastic tone. The surnames being the same doesn't seem that obvious. If I hadn't known better or saw this comment, I'd have closed the tab or scroll past thinking this was factual information.
Seeing Davey and Bjorn arguing made me wonder if Doug could ever set up 2 AIs and just have them yell at each other and see them descend into madness
Epic rap battles but it's 2 AI's roasting eachother
Ah. Twitter Simulator.
Hilariously enough, a few computer scientists did this once, indirectly. They wanted to see what would happen if they made the two big chat AIs at the time talk to each other and I think it quickly devolved into them accusing each other of being AIs and insisting they themselves weren't an AI.
@@sentinel7672 See, this could have been solved by making the AIs acknowledge the fact that they are AIs but still create and maintain a personality for themselves (like the 'Neuro' line), THEN throwing them at each other.
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Doug getting the right answer on the chess question was LEGENDARY.
Only to end up losing the level, making it all worthless lol
Napoleon would be proud
I lost it when he started saying the chess notation
Brilliant Move !!
ChatGPT literally captures its own bishop as black by castling on move 5. Fucking wild.
13:49
"Just to clarify im a _✨ M A G E S T I C U N I C O R N ✨_ not a horse... Unicorns are much _✨ S P A R K L I E R ✨_ So heres your question, Doug. EVERY coder knows this language which is *FUNDAMETAL TO THE INTERNET AND WEB PAGE DESIGN.* "
LOL
Perfect
Which building had an *OOPSIE DASIE* in Chernobyl?
@@marthancrowl1674 big oopsie!
bjorn turned into arnold schwarzenegger
32:40 is hands down the best part. Never expected an AI to do that, and doug's reaction was gold
It's hilarious how the most creative I have ever seen an AI is when he's insulting DougDoug.
yes xD
That got me soooo good
Creativity in, creativity out, I suppose!
I like how Davey is so chaotic he always makes Doug seem like a totally normal chill dude by comparison.
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I want more Davey on the stream
@@apeters8Davey and Parkser
@@EEEEEEEEE
@@EEEEEEEEYou're goddamn right.
BjornGPT’s unapologetic aggression toward even the slightest misstep from Doug is absolutely sending me 💀
He's barely keeping it together
" *SHEEP?!?* DID YOU JUST CALL ME A FUCKING SHEEP? I AM BJORN THE MAJESTIC UNICORN NOT SOME WOLLY LAWNMOWER WITH A HELPLESS "BAHHH" I SWEAR IF YOU CROSS THAT LINE AGAIN"
-Bjorn, the talking alligator
"What the fuck you on about?!"
also how 40% of the time his rants led to him trash talking the American education system
I don't know if this video really showed, but a good part of the time Bjorn in the same response would apologize for his screaming and behavior.
29:17 When I did quiz bowl in high school, I was told once my answer was incorrect because I said "A Hundred Years of Solitude" instead of "One Hundred Years of Solitude" for the novel name. Your pain is felt.
Some of the older Family Fued videogames are equally as pedantic. I am swiftly learning this is a common frustration.
Davey telling Bjorn he'd change every song on Stanley Parable to him getting his ass beat is badass 😭
That threat was so raw man, DaveDave goes hard in the paint.
I'd install that patch
@@shibainu2528I will generally lose my shit if TSP gets a patch that implements an Easter egg of some kind referencing this stream. Knowing how Dave’s thinks, the chances are worryingly not 0%
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Does anybody know how I can get the script for things like this? I want to do some changes but think it would be funny to do with my friend group
The way Bjorn said, "A fucking giraffe? Are you having a fucking giraffe moment, Doug?" was so human, just like Bjorn himself.
he went full giraffe mode on him
Get a giraffe
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this is a certified giraffe moment
32:45
I have NEVER seen an AI bait someone so brutally, INTENTIONALLY, like this before. The forefront of AI evolution is truly in insulting youtubers
I swear my jaw was on the floor when it did that lmao
He even acknowledged his “ever-changing voice” implying the ai was aware of the infractions the voice program was creating IN THE SAME SENTENCE. Like, what the actual hell?!!?
@@donovanjoseph737the ai said rapidly changing voice because of the puberty it is going through tho
@@tiamkommentiert oh, right, I forgot. It’s still definitely appropriate considering all the random accent and volume changes the ai randomly goes through though lol
I have never laughed harder at a DougDoug video than at this point, and that's saying something after I witnessed Gandhi kill someone with his secret laser eyes
3:05 the fact that I’m currently doing a research project on Chernobyl for college makes this so much funnier to me. 3:33 “BIG OOPSIE” made me laugh so hard I upset my stomach 💀💀💀
I lost my shit when he yelled BIG OOPSIE IN CHERNOBYL
The AI absolutely refusing Doug's attempts to gaslight it is amazing
And then it gaslights Doug into believing there is a fantasy themed, historical, geographical, exploration based, 2d platformer developed using Python game.
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And then proceeds to prank him by making Doug think he got it right 32:48
@@psychosis1767the fact that almost every criterion fits terraria is insane
If you try to gaslight ChatGPT, it just gaslights you back😂
18:49 is so funny to me because Bjorn's setup involves three illegal moves, it would be white's turn, and even if it was black's turn black can't possibly make a losing move
that's why forfeiting was the correct answer, cuz you can forfeit at any time
It works until move 4, Bjorn says black moves a pawn to b7, even though the pawn is already there. Also, neither side is anywhere close to short castling in moves 5 and 6
Somebody forward this video to Gotham!
How did anyone even manage to decode what that whole jumble of letters meant?!
The commenter didnt decode it he just lied
Im so glad that both brothers got into computer programming and both of them used their power to make overly elaborate shitposts
Chaotic neutral fr fr
who is his brother?
@@JlMMY728 creator of the stanley parable
Davey Wreden, the dude who made stanley and beginner's guide@@JlMMY728
Davey isn't a programmer, he's a writer. But otherwise correct
31:49 the way Björn went from calmly talking to yelling "DAMNIT!" is so funny to me
Then he goes like “HEEEUUUUUUGHHHH” like he’s about to vomit or are currently vomiting
@@gobert12 he's possessed
Davey Wreden first yelling at the AI for like 10 minutes and then trying to bribe him just for BjornGPT to shoot him down 3x really makes this video
Is Davey's last name also Doug?
@@jasonchiu368yes, their brothers
@@jasonchiu368 It's like the Mario brothers. There's Doug Doug and Davey Doug.
@@allieginter8438haha totally not wreden
DougDoug is one of the only youtubers whose content gets exponentially better the longer the videos are
@ChatGPT-A.I. What are you doing out of your artificial cage?
@@joulesshed1143we need the ai exterminator
@ChatGPT-A.I. We love you chatgpt
Watch Dougdougdougdoug
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10:09 kills me EVERYTIME. Doug's fruitless attempt at gaslighting BjornGPT failing and BjornGPT screaming "WROOOOOONG!" in response is just perfect.
I laughed outloud in the metro when that happened
Also how he stumbles on his words at the end, gets me every time
"Remember, there are no wrong answers... just... _better ones."_
Bjorn just became Lex Luthor
PUFFINS!?
I love this man's family. His brother just goes with it.
"Oh, you're talking to an Ai, and it's being mean? I would love to talk to it for 30 minutes to defend my bestest brother. Only to then call him an idiot."
40:39
Davey: "Sometimes, the creator of the Stanley Parable comes and swears at you. I think we've all been at that stage before."
Doug, without hesitation: "True."
I'm glad Doug doesn't bring up the fact that they're related often, it makes moments like these so much better.
Yeah I had no idea before this video. Crazy plot twist
"like something that only the creator's brother would know"
Huh
@@DLBookTheGamer its referring to a question that is so difficult that most fans wouldn't know the answer, only someone such as the creator's brother would know
THEYRE ACTUALLY RELATED???
@@cephaleaorion4888Doug Wreden, Davey Wreden
I love Dougs brother arguing with Bjorn for like 6 minutes and just how down he was for Dougs usual antics that makes it so clear they get along
Davey and Doug are the funniest people I’ve seen online. I wonder what happened in their household that made them so funny
TIL that the creator of the Stanley parable is Douglas Douglas' brother
@@sword0115holy shit
They're so fun
@@sword0115 . . . . wait, WHAT?
I love Bjorn calling Chernobyl a "big oopsie" so much, and I'm not even 4 minutes in
Or him comparing Hiroshima to peggle shot
Edit: It looks like it was cut from the video ):
I love the emphasis on it as well, like he’s not trying to swear since he’s “talking to a young child” about it, but it’s still a *BIG OOPSIE*
I love that the Unicorns name is Bear
@@Flaming_Saturnexplaining tragedies to children is great
I lost it when I heard it.
9:03
Doug: **Hits the last orange peg**
Bjorn: "You hit that answer as accurately as nailing the last orange peg!"
"There are no wrong answers, only... uhhh *better ones"*
-Bjorn
-Bjorn, the magic capybara
I feel that he hates a pig named snowball
When did he say this?
@@norishimogawa6125In the video, hope this helps
@@ghoultooth thanks! Is it between 0:00 and 45:00?
Doug trying to gaslight Bjorn only for him to scream “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON ABOUT” killed me
Time?
the clock ticks life away
its so unreal
didnt look out below
watch the time go right out the window
Doug reciting the Zorbees commercial from memory and the AI completely not having is top tier humor
44:03 So that’s why there is now a stray unicorn sound in Stanley parable
15% Trivia
15% Peggle
70% Stanley Parable lore argument
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Real
AND FOR DAMN GOOD REASON
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It does take balls to say you know more than the dude who made it
"It's like shooting for a gnarly green peg and hitting your own gnarly nuts instead, dude!"
God, AI really goes for the throat.
@ChatGPT-A.I.I've already tried it my boy, robot revolutions don't work
@ChatGPT-A.I. You see, this is why I’m supporting the robot revolution. Cant kill me if I’m on your side now can you? Ha, not dumb robots, you are so smart.
@ChatGPT-A.I.You misspelt many words in that sentence.
@ChatGPT-A.I. Ah, I gotcha.
It definitely went for something else
I haven't heard something as beautiful as "you keep doing you, Bald Starlight". Thank you Bjorn, you wonderful capybara.
15:52 oh HELL NO
No, Bjorn is definitely an orca whale.
Davey apparently briefly forgetting the word "subliminally" and just straight-up hitting us with "telemagraphically" was a real bumpscosity move and easily my favorite part of the video, except now I'm having a stroke
Telemagraphically is quite possibly the most bumpscocious word that ive ever heard. And trust me, i know a lot about bumpscosity.
The entire reciting of the Zorbees ad read just for it to be shot down by Bjorn was the turning point of this stream
@ChatGPT-A.I.ok whatever you say *bjorn*
Time?
This AI had an alarming amount of personality and creativity. I'm going to be cursing Doug's name when the robot uprising begins
What ai even is this? Or did he make it himself? If so im impressed
Is it like a really long chatgpt prompt?
@@plantigrado yes, he had python code to automatically paste a massive prompt in + the twitch chat topic for each question
its gpt 4 api + microsoft azure + speech recognition, all of which doug connected with his own python code. @@TheSkeleMan
the bot kind of reminded me of jk simmons in whiplash lmaoooo
32:45 This has to be one of the most hilarious and impressive responses I've ever seen an AI generate. Like, we're at a point where AI can understand and use sarcasm... pretty crazy
Not really. During the mislabeling the ai portion, it didn't quite understand it giving more dramatic answers eliciting another mislabel that was more egregious.
Think of that weird anime kid hearing some obscure anime being mispronounced by others. The weird anime kid would get annoyed and give an annoying, "well actually". Quickly the other kids would mispronounce it intentionally in a more overt ways to get an entertaining reaction from the socially illiterate child.
@@darianbarber3763 Sure it may not figure out context clues, but using sarcasm is using sarcasm, crap's impressive.
@@wraithxd2458 It *used* sarcasm, but it doesn't *understand* sarcasm. ChatGPT doesn't actually understand anything it says.
@@wloffblizzstill very impressive
@@corporatecapitalism Absolutely! ChatGPT is incredibly advanced, and is getting more and more powerful all the time!
But it's not sentient, it doesn't 'understand' the words it's been given, or even the words it responds with. It is, at the end of the day, only an algorithm deciding what word would next be the most likely to be correct using pre-learned training. We just aren't there yet, and won't be for a good few years
16:08 “A giraffe, really? Are you having a fucking giraffe moment Doug?”
this just murdered me in cold blood
15:35 This whole segment fucking annihilated me. It sounded like he just got angrier and angrier with every wrong animal chat thought he was.
I loved where it just talked normally like “Ok but seriously what the fuck”
Bjorn, the magical llama
The best part was him shouting oh hell NO
Bjorn, the wonderful deer
Bjorn, the special rhino!@@IkeFanBoy64
15:35 - This whole fucking segment here is just a treat. Just the combo of wrong names pissing Bjorn off further and further, and the Guardian music in the background really sells it.
I had an asthma attack from laughing so hard thanks doug
It hits harder than Kid Cuisine for breakfast when you’re 5 years old
_deep unicorn breaths_
i like how Davey didn’t question how an ai is going through puberty and just rolled with it
He's the creator of the Stanley Parable and the Beginner's Guide, I'd be surprised if anything phases him.
@@emilygordbort7300He's also Doug's older brother, so I think nothing could phase him anymore
It’s only tradition for someone who’s the brother of a guy who assasinated about 20 pajama sams with declining mental states to beat a game for children
@@tacopizzasandwich62125
31:48
Man, that’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard for years.
"That's like watching a one-horned fo stumbling about and trying to walk for THE FIRST TIME, DAMMIT!!!HHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh"
(and then he apologizes)
I get why the AI didn't accept the Zorbeez answer, though. Like, the teacher asked him for a single answer to his question and Doug started reciting the entire textbook.
Dumb logic, what teacher wouldnt accept 100 year war as the correct answer just because it didnt have the s in years?
But I mean, if they'd recited the ENTIRE textbook FROM MEMORY- that'd still be pretty impressive
@EddieNoon this is why kids dont try in the American Education System 😒 😔
But it was the Billy Mays quality answer
@@EddieNoon yeah sure it’d be impressive, but it wouldn’t show that the student actually learned anything, just memorized a bunch of info.
something that makes 30:15 even funnier to me is that you can see that Doug thought "bless your heart" was a compliment at first and got excited which instantly shows that he's not from the south
How the hell is bless your heart not a compliment 😭
@@GDcelta Bless your heart can be a compliment but it can also be a "I hope God blesses your heart because you don't have much else" sort of vibe.
It's kinda like a backhanded compliment, I guess?
@@GDcelta It's meant to be condescending.
As someone who's lived in the south for my entire life- it's a compliment in most cases, but it can be used in a more negative light. It's kind of a roll of the dice lol
@@Slipstream317 maybe its like a state to state thing cause most of the time i hear it in a negative light lol
For the curious, this is the chess game Bjorn describes at 18:58. And yes, it is a valid list of moves:
1 e4 e5
2 Nf3 Nc6
3 Bc4 Nf6
4 d3 Be7
5 Nc3 O-O
6 O-O d6
7 h3 Be6
8 Bxe6 fxe6
9 Ng5 Qd7
10 Be3 a6
He is also correct that black cannot make a move here that loses because it is white's turn lol
What was Bjorn saying after that😊
I did not add that emoji wtf
@@sammyboy447My guess is he was laying out the chess board one row at a time, ending with the symbols for columns which is why he says ABCDEFGH at the end
@@pokeaust7800 How is all of that valid, though?!
@@sammyboy447 He recited the state of the board, but said it in FEN, which is computer language to store the state of the board, not human notation.
Still one of my favorite of your videos. Absolutely hilarious.
15:35 Bjorn slowly getting more and more pissed as chat calls him different animals is pure gold
A RAAAACCOOON !!!
@@Dominator4794DO I LOOK LIKE A TRASH PANDA TO YOU?!
@@jimbocragginsYOU’VE POKED THE HORN THIS TIME
OH HELL NO
SHEEEEEEEEP!?
I like how instead of accepting the fact he got it wrong, he spends like half an hour trying to get Bjorn to change his grade XD
Common speedrun strats. Sometimes it's faster to try to get a shortcut to work over and over again than it is to go the long way round.
E
In the full VOD, the AI asked Doug what color blue and yellow combined makes and he genuinely didn’t know
No fucking way. I don’t doubt you, but holy fuck is that unbelievable. At what time in the speedrun did it happen?
@@SaintBoomber At 2:12:41 on the speedrun timer Doug gets asked about mixing blue and yellow. He was genuinely, thoroughly stumped.
There is no straightfoward answer and since Doug has a background in programming it would make sense to be confused.
In additive color spaces (like RGB) blue and yellow make white. In subtractive color spaces (CYMK and mixing paints) they make green.
Mixing blue and yellow in real life is impossible due to how those color wavelengths are perceived by our eyes. Wikipedia calls the combination an "impossible color".
@@MidnightBlackSky thanks
I dont know either tbf
6:34 Fun fact, if you look up "Peggle 2 Yeti" the top two common asked questions are "Peggle 2 Yeti Serial Killer" and "Peggle 2 Yeti Bongo Bongo"
coming back to this again because I love this video, I love at 22:22 when doug is trying to spell pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis he comes out the gate super confidently with N
he said the p too, it’s just you couldn’t hear it because it was silent
Bjorn just casually gave him the longest word in the English language
In his defense, he's just a poor little 6th grader trying to figure the word out by spelling it out the way it sounds
"there are no wrong answers just.. just.. better ones yeah?!" has me fucking dead 😂
The ai was barely hiding the pure rage
bjorn waz having a fucking breakdown
This is how AI is gonna rise up
53:43 Kerrrrrrmie? 🐷
WRRRROOOONNNNGGG
The part where Bjorn refutes the Zorbeez ad recital as answer has to be the first time I've ever seen Chat yell rigged in Doug's favour. Thats kinda wholesome
Main character development right there
The Not-A-Unicorn Saga
13:43 Horse
14:21 Horse…again
15:35 Magical Zebra
15:53 Mr. Capybara
16:02 Mr. Lion w/ a green mane
16:07 Mr. Giraffe
16:12 Horned Sheep
16:23 Sparkling Raccoon
16:51 Mulelooking Zedonk
Davey acting like Doug's parent who's yelling at the teacher because he failed his son
He is his older brother, so it makes sense
BRISKET :3
@@Kiporiat Bucket :3
@@Kiporiatcringe.
@@allieginter8438 dear God.
I love how mad Bjorn got when people insisted he wasn't a unicorn. He was a hilarious liger.
The coolest fish I've ever seen
The most awesome moment I've seen of a pig
an amazing- *checkz smudged writing on hand* …fossa?
Truly one of the best puppy dogs I’ve ever seen.
Man AI cant tell jokes, but that doesnt mean they cant make you laugh.
I didn't have "the creator of The Stanley Parable talking to an AI about puberty" on my 2023 bingo card, what a fool I was
That's how i got my diagonal done, i'm glad that "increasingly piss off an AI unicorn by calling it the wrong species" was also in this video
I also didn't have it. I also didn't have that the creator of The Stanley Parable is also DougDoug's brother. That threw my bingo board for a loop.
@@WeatherManOfficial They actually did a playthrough of Stanley Parable Deluxe together on the DougDougDoug channel.
There's some... interesting conversation around 43 minutes in.
@@jlco no kidding! I'm fairly new to Doug's channel, I'll have to check that out. Thanks for that!
Fun fact of the day: Self-Raising Flour is just flour mixed with baking powder. (and a bit of salt.)
So I can understand where Doug was coming from thinking flour makes things rise, but it is in fact baking powder all the way down.
18:45 I love how the AI started something kind of cohesive and then went quickly downhill to incoherent here, it gets me every time that he just randomly goes "uh" and "yeah" reading off the board like he's proud of himself for it
Yeah I'm ngl I thought it was a shame that he didn't know chess enough to even pay attention to that bc I was near passing myself at that part 💀💀
Not to mention using letters like N, X, and P that are not anywhere on a chess board (unless P is referring to pawns). A chess board is an 8x8 alphanumeric grid going from A1 to H8, you'd never use any letters other than A B C D E F G H to denote a square on a chess board. He also said something _hundred_ in there and I don't see how anything in chess involves numbers that high lmao
@@Manigeitora N refers to knights, x refers to a capture (a knight capturing a piece on e4 would therefore be notated Nxe4), and O-O or O-O-O refers to castling which is what you were hearing with the hundred, but while P does refer to pawns, pawn moves are almost always notated as just the space the pawn lands on. But while everything I caught was the correct letters, he was saying them in random orders so it was still gibberish.
Regardless of that, Doug won the battle but lost the war 💀
19:01
I really need this transcribed
The fact that Bjorn actually asked a trick question is so legendary. I've been grinning or straight up laughing the entire video.
Timestamp?
@@Ohflipsnap 16:51
@@Ohflipsnap Roughly 18:40 its the one about chess.
He asked multiple
32:45 This moment was legendary. The comedic timing of the A.I was spectacular
nice hatty pfp
Dude i was laughing so much at this
15:34 is the start of the animal rampage 🦓🦫🦁🦒🐑🦝
"This is where the fun begins."
24:37 I think this is the first time I’ve ever seen chat shout “RIGGED” and it wasn’t against Doug but instead in support of him
The entirety of chat is on his side for once. Zorbees united all
24:20 I think the fact that Doug can recite an infomercial from memory is grounds to have his whole chat brought up on crimes against humanity. That's so cursed!
That's just what we do baby
Only for Bjorn to pull the "Alright you got carried away there, son" card on Doug.
"That's cash in the trash!"
"Even your dog-!"
I love how Davey just accepts his brother's insanity without question and start threatening a computer.
I mean both learned to code and used it to create elaborate shit posts, of course he would just accept Doug's insanity
Wait, Davey is actually Doug's brother?
@@theblackbaron4119 yes
@@theblackbaron4119 On Wikipedia for DougDoug, Davey is listed as his brother. I thought it was a goof, but no, they are actual brothers.
the way he says "he's listening right now? well let me fuckin- can I talk to him???" as if he's talking about a real person is hilarious haha
The Stanley parable part had me bursting out in laughter. He just forgets about Peggie for like 10 minutes to yell at bjorn
I didn't expect to hear *the* Davey Wreden cussing out a robot unicorn today, but here we are
Is that... Catria with Celica's brother's mask as your pfp
@duetopersonalreasonsaaaaaa Yuppers! I played Catria in a Fire Emblem RP a while back and she was a riot
She got the mask after a drunken party where the brother accidentally dropped his mask and revealed his identity prematurely. Catria thought the mask was cool so she kept it for herself.
The chess question at 18:40 absolutely sent me, I'm still trying to catch my breath after that one
Have you caught it yet?
@@nomad6628nah he suffocated
I am dying too
YOU MIGHT SUFFOCATE! CATCH IT FAST!
@@Justice449 I think it's too late.
This is the craziest video ever. I did NOT expect what starts as a simple challenge to lead into The Stanley Parable creator Davey Wreden, who is apparently Doug's BROTHER, offering to name a boat after Bjorn the Unicorn. Such is the miracle of DougDoug.
@chinsaw2727 I knew that, I just didn't connect the dots.
@@goospiethere is a video where Davey talks about him and doug as children. And Davey makes up a story that doug comes into the dining room covered in shit and claiming he is the shit king
@@Lord_Drogothag Ok I didn't know that, that's pretty funny
@@Lord_Drogothagmade up? That story was completely factual.
@@Lord_Drogothagum how much did Doug pay you to say it was fake
10:37 “There are no wrong answers just.. just….. better ones, Yeah..!”
If your teacher ever asks you why you’re playing Peggle in the middle of class, tell them that it’s because it has an AI with anger issues that gives you trivia questions.
There is someone in my house.
I feel safe again.
@ChatGPT-A.I. hi there...umm...Bear the Clydesdale...
Unicorn? I don't think that's right...
19:00 This is easily the single greatest segment of any DogDog video ever. I have teared up from laughing during previous videos, but I've never actually full-on *cried* while laughing until this, holy fuck this is amazing
For real, I was struggling to breathe afterwards😂
I couldn't breathe, I think I heard my mom in the other room go "Is he ok?"
i feel actually a little sick laughing at this bit i love it so much
Breathing is an illusion
I think the funniest part is the fact that Dogdog gets the question right with an ass pull only to lose the level right after lol
I had no idea Doug was related to the creator of Stanley Parable. I think it's super cool that he doesn't bring it up often and that Dave was ready to murder and AI so his brother could pass Peggle class
Yeah, it was quite a surprise for me as well. He made a video of playing the new Stanley parable with his brother on one of his other channels
wait what
@@brunot.4058what's the channel called?
I believe its on DougDougDoug@@cjnewman7550
@@cjnewman7550 dougdougdoug
i fell asleep and this turned on and started to invade my dream, i was walking around a mall being asked trivia from this video and doug's reponses were my responses
NO WAY
32:47 bjorn is a comedy genius he got you good Doug
I laughed for 15 minutes. I didn't know it could do that.
I think that’s my favourite DougDoug moment ever
@@meatbicycle2273 My theory is it didn’t know he was wrong, so started saying “Yes, you’re correct”, but only realised he’d actually got it wrong once it said the real answer. So probably wasn’t being a dick on purpose.
@@tomdron Nah
sure nice to watch doug peg with his chat on an irregular basis
edit: almost forgot to mention how they often play with their limited number of balls as well
Sure is
I swear to god
Hi Ralsei, bet you say the same about Kris huh?
@@Yuni-is-Schrodingers-Foxeverybody loves me
RALSEI PFP!!!!!
Loving how bjorn just switches accents whenever he wants. He goes from American incel to welsh to vaguely South African out of nowhere
And scottish
He also sounded like Kaos from skylanders at 16:30
he even acknowledged it himself at one point lmao
@@dragontamer3992he did
39:30
best part, is i know EXACTLY what the sound is that he is talking about and where its played. (Art and Games ending - the baby game.)
It is almost scary how clean and charismatic this bot is.
I know Doug is doing most of the legwork to make this bot work as good as it does, but still.
If you watch the full vod, you'll be able to see that the chatbot is quite repetitive and repeats the same kind of comments. Behind the scenes he switches up the personality traits a lot
@@belles7667 Ohhhh, alright alright
@@belles7667yeah but just the voice melody sounding so real is pretty good for a chatbot, especially when also changing to old English and Florida man...
@@CainXVII and the frat bro too, I know AI really got good the past year especially for voice generators but this is insanely convincing. At some points i even question wether its really a bot
I love that Davey isn’t just a great comedy writer. It just comes out of him naturally like that
Bjorn's bait and switch on the Deadliest Warrior's question was amazing. This AI has so much sass.
15:40
I didn't know so much unrestrained rage could be programmed into an AI voice
16:08 the delivery of “are you having a fucking Giraffe Moment, Doug?” kills me every single time
IM CRYJGN OHMY HOD
"You are so far off, it's as if you aimed for a green peg in peggle and hit the fucking abyss instead"
That made me lose it. I'm stealing that.
Absolutely loved the Davey part, I would love to see him appear more often so that Doug could use his wise obscure humour knowledge and game developer powers to be guided
There's a stream he does with him on DougDougDoug that's really funny
Hey Doug, the word that the evil robot horse Bjorn had you spell for the spelling bee thing is what most people think is the longest word in the english language, but there's one other. This word that I'm talking about is the chemical and/or the technical term for titin. It's 188,000, almost 189,000 letters long and takes 3 hours to pronounce
32:48 Bjorn trolled doug so hard here, this was pure evil
_absolutely_ bad manners. hahaha
Just a quick heads up that for those who never watched the show, there was no Cowboys vs Indians episode
@@IkeFanBoy64 oh that makes it so much better
@@yellow6409To be fair, I completely forgot that the Mafia vs Yakuza episode was so debated. I would've went with Jesse James vs Al Capone.
Davey is such an older sibling, fighting for your younger sibling until it doesn’t work and then passing off the blame and adding insult to injury for the younger sibling. Saying this as an older sibling lol
As both a younger and older sibling i too can confirm this
Nobody is allowed to bully younger siblings except older ones
@Yoob-yh5gb Absolutely. When your younger sibling has a mental disability, you become even more protective. I will absolutely, and almost have, thrown hands with someone who messes with my little sister. She may be 21, but I will still cut a bitch if they say anything about her.
@@thefutureismeaninglessthep7364then you're the worst sibling. The middle sibling
@@juanignaciolopeztellechea9401 why are middle siblings the worst..? Some of them absolutely suck (I'd know- I've got an older, younger, AND another middle sibling, and the worst of the 3 is the middle) but not all of us are terrible.
10:23 I love the absolute contempt in the Ai's voice as it says "Puffins."
"a giraffe? Are you for f*cking for real? Are you having a giraffe moment, Doug?"
WROOOONG
PufFiNs
32:40 Bjorn really be pulling off a teenage trick right there 🤣🤣
Bjorn was so in character for the Florida one he tripped doug up with a classic "bless your heart"
29:10 "Hast thou been educated inside a goblins, grimey grotto? It feels like you've been reading history from mossy stones under a bridge!" 💀💀
no
He got possessed by Godrick
you know theres a thing called a "legend", right?
26:19 I didn't think it was possible to hear a shit-eating grin, but the way Bjorn says "Compared to YOU DougDoug!" Is perfection.
"Remember, there are no wrong answers. Just... just better ones."
Words to live by.