Planet Coaster, but a random disaster happens every 5 minutes

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  • Опубліковано 13 лют 2023
  • Everything can be solved by adding more bathrooms.
    Streaming live on Twitch! / dougdoug
    Full stream recording:
    Pt. 1: • Planet Coaster. but a ...
    Pt. 2: • Planet Coaster. but ev...
    Edited by Keke! / cozykeke
    My 2nd Channel: bit.ly/dougdoug2
    Twitter: / dougdougfood
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    Music Credits (in order of appearance):
    Gran Turismo 2 - Bonus
    Super Mario 3D World - Hands-On Hall
    Rez OST - 01 - Buggie Running Beeps 01
    Star Fox Assault - Theme of Star Fox Assault
    The Simpsons Hit & Run - Simpsons Hotline
    Bowser’s Fury - Pounce Bounce Isle
    Classical - Also Sprach Zarathustra
    Dr. Kawashima’s Brain Training - Title Screen
    Punch-Out - Main Theme
    Hyrule Warriors Age of Calamity - Guardian Menace (Enemy Keep)
    Classical - Ride of the Valkyries
    Overwatch - Play of the Game Theme
    Mario & Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games - Bowser’s Galaxy Generator
    Bayonetta 2 - A Present From Rodin (A)
    Kirby and the Forgotten Land - Pitch-Black Horror
    Phoenix Wright Dual Destinies - Pursuit Keep Pressing On
    Mario Kart 8 - Dolphin Shoals (Underwater)
    Smash Bros Brawl - Encounter
    Donkey Kong Country - Simian Segue
    Zelda Wind Waker - Molgera Battle
    Super Mario Galaxy 2 - Clock Time Attack
    Hyrule Warriors Age of Calamity - Royal Research
    The Sims - Some Assembly Required
    Professor Layton & The Diabolical Box - Moment of Rest (Live Version)
    Animal Crossing New Horizons - Welcome Horizons
    Deathloop - Anonymous (Aleksis Dorsey)
    Mario Kart 8 - Grand Prix Recap (SFX)
    FE Three Houses - Blue Skies and a Battle (Rain)
    Mario Kart 8 - Cloudtop Cruise
    Classical - Hall of the Mountain King
    [Dual Destinies - Suspicious People
    Bayonetta 2 - Shopping (B)
    Mario Kart 8 - GCN Baby Park
    Classical - Blue Danube
    Beyond Good and Evil - Ambience Snare
    Xenoblade Chronicles 3 - Born to Fight
    Xenoblade Chronicles 3 - Event BGM 110
    Miitopia Princess
    Zelda Twilight Princess - Hidden Village
    Pepsi Man - Theme Song
    Super Mario Galaxy - King Kaliente
    Classical - Also Sprach Zarathustra
    Yakuza 0 - Interplanetary
    Pepsi Man - Theme Song
    Ring Fit Adventure - Smoothie
    Xenoblade Chronicles 3 - Chain Attack
    Gran Turismo 5 - Feels So Good
    Mario Kart 7 - Main Menu
    Kirby Air Ride - City Trial
    Kirby and the Forgotten Land - Abandoned Beach
    Sea of Thieves - Maiden Voyage
    Jet Set Radio - Sneakman
    Sonic Generations - Crisis City (Modern)
    Super Mario Galaxy 2 - Koopas Lava Empire
    Super Mario Galaxy 2 - The New Galactic Empire
    About DougDoug:
    Doug is a sentient bell pepper who was hired by the FBI to crack gaming challenges and also talk about things with food
    #Classroom #DougDoug #planetcoaster
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  • @mrducky2550
    @mrducky2550 Рік тому +27406

    As a janitor, I’m very excited to see some representation! Haven’t watched the video yet, but I’m sure it puts us as a janitorial community in a great light. Unfortunately my child was eaten by a cannibal a few months ago, so some appreciation for my line of work will definitely make my day!

    • @puffles5187
      @puffles5187 Рік тому +2

      I’m sorry for your loss. Stupid cannibal.

    • @theguythatdoesstuff1004
      @theguythatdoesstuff1004 Рік тому +2917

      Reading that last bit before watching the video was wild

    • @coldspice_2950
      @coldspice_2950 Рік тому +666

      @Chad 007 youtube bots are the ultimate Virgin Betas

    • @fluffyphoenix8082
      @fluffyphoenix8082 Рік тому +670

      my friend is actually a janitor and I feel like I should send this vid to her

    • @vibes_4225
      @vibes_4225 Рік тому

      @@fluffyphoenix8082do it

  • @aaronharris1092
    @aaronharris1092 Рік тому +6071

    The Defunctland series is gonna go absolutely crazy

  • @wolfnx336
    @wolfnx336 Рік тому +1398

    I love imagining walking into an amusement park and seeing like 10 signs in all caps saying DONT LET YOUR CHILDREN NEAR THE JANITORS

    • @madpie5147
      @madpie5147 5 місяців тому +54

      wait, the parks you've been to don't have that?

    • @misery1500
      @misery1500 5 місяців тому +33

      Strange, every theme park I've gone has those signs at every turn

    • @spungbopscarepans
      @spungbopscarepans 4 місяці тому +21

      that’s weird, i’m pretty sure that’s standard procedure to place one on every block

    • @Flitch300
      @Flitch300 3 місяці тому +9

      I thought you said "EAT" instead of "NEAR" 😂

    • @wyattprice9364
      @wyattprice9364 2 місяці тому +2

      @@spungbopscarepans how many theme parks have you been to?

  • @starkiller4557
    @starkiller4557 9 місяців тому +350

    I love that the SECOND chat took control, they knew exactly what to remove first.

  • @kittenchristmas4194
    @kittenchristmas4194 Рік тому +2855

    I just love how this challenge ended up with Twitch chat and an A.I creating lore for a theme park on the verge of bankruptcy.

    • @kinosmead4354
      @kinosmead4354 Рік тому +147

      I mean, that's literally every DougDoug challenge. Doug tries to play the videogame and chat is making up buckets of lore about whether or not Doug is employed by an Applebees, or asking him for Groceries, orscreaming about Yawnitor the Cannibal Janitor (Cannitor)

    • @burnt.cheerios1106
      @burnt.cheerios1106 Рік тому +26

      Man i cant ever find a normal planet coaster gameplay, from LetsGameItOut to making nightmares and doug doing stuff like divorce island

    • @Axeeco
      @Axeeco Рік тому +34

      @@burnt.cheerios1106 why else would you want to watch someone play planet coaster

    • @burnt.cheerios1106
      @burnt.cheerios1106 Рік тому +21

      @@Axeeco Fair enough

    • @oantran8060
      @oantran8060 Рік тому

      ok

  • @firstnamelastname5574
    @firstnamelastname5574 Рік тому +5810

    This whole situation deserves an animated series, imagine the suspense when Joniter is hired

    • @micahphilson
      @micahphilson Рік тому +199

      _Doug hires a new janitor_
      "Wait, why is there suspenseful music playing?!"

    • @altaccount37
      @altaccount37 Рік тому +67

      All of Doug’s videos deserve a full fledged tv series

    • @NotDuggyman
      @NotDuggyman Рік тому +34

      *Yoniter

    • @valodia1
      @valodia1 Рік тому +30

      and headmaster is the main person you follow in season 2 in season 1 its doug doug you follow

    • @foxbread3714
      @foxbread3714 Рік тому +32

      And then they make a spin-off about Divorce Island

  • @snarkyrogue118
    @snarkyrogue118 Рік тому +920

    This chat is one of the most consistently funny I've seen. Great community

    • @bilinasmini3480
      @bilinasmini3480 Рік тому +28

      Let’s Game It Out: ”Amateurs.”

    • @jimmyp4024
      @jimmyp4024 9 місяців тому +37

      That's why chat is the main character

    • @Mothbean
      @Mothbean 6 місяців тому +19

      The only funny twitch chat

    • @SeriKit-to6eb
      @SeriKit-to6eb 4 місяці тому +5

      @@Mothbean every other just be spam 'omegalul'

  • @gyx1565
    @gyx1565 Рік тому +2475

    I’m not sure why I’m laughing so hard at the AI naming the Janitor’ “Janitor” and the theme park, “The theme park”. 💀

    • @Beefstudios_official
      @Beefstudios_official 10 місяців тому +132

      And The second Janitor “Janitor #2”

    • @themarked2820
      @themarked2820 10 місяців тому +69

      Creativity is a given, and obviously somebody took the AI’s away

    • @Th4tC4t
      @Th4tC4t 10 місяців тому +15

      The Theme Tax, The Theme Tax, you gotta pay The Theme Tax every time your playing, when The Theme Park opens this Janitor comes lookin, The Rules are The Rulez and The Facts are The Factz, and when The Theme Park opens, you gotta pay The Tax.

    • @mr_chicke
      @mr_chicke 8 місяців тому +25

      Hey guys I just got a new dog! We named it “Dog”.

    • @Beefstudios_official
      @Beefstudios_official 8 місяців тому +4

      @@mr_chicke "I like dogs"

  • @teal_m_101
    @teal_m_101 Рік тому +4797

    This is why we have OSHA regulations.

    • @dingoplays8256
      @dingoplays8256 Рік тому +237

      This is why we shouldn't have OSHA regulations

    • @sirkorm948
      @sirkorm948 Рік тому +122

      What the fuck is OSHA going to do about a tornado?

    • @dmacpher
      @dmacpher Рік тому +41

      @@sirkorm948 weewoo 😂

    • @williamdocherty1816
      @williamdocherty1816 Рік тому +59

      It’s actually OSHA suggestions

    • @clementinelives
      @clementinelives Рік тому +27

      @@sirkorm948 stop it, obviously 🗿

  • @johnwelsh872
    @johnwelsh872 Рік тому +3147

    Today was an awful Valentines. The divorce was finalized and I heard my ex wife has already moved on to some Janitor who shares my name. Glad Dougdoug uploaded a new vid so I can take my mind off that.

    • @effacsmitere
      @effacsmitere Рік тому +117

      this is the video for you

    • @bello666
      @bello666 Рік тому +273

      did she.. take the kids, I heard johnitor the janitor loves them

    • @Humblepie_WHAT
      @Humblepie_WHAT Рік тому +65

      I don't mean any disrespect, but if she left for Johnitor...
      Then what does that say about you?

    • @johnwelsh872
      @johnwelsh872 Рік тому +246

      @@Humblepie_WHAT I couldn't tell you. She just packed up the kids and said she needed to find a man who appreciates the 'flavors of life'

    • @camtranquoc3745
      @camtranquoc3745 Рік тому

      ok

  • @aaronnwithtwoNs
    @aaronnwithtwoNs Рік тому +1704

    Doug, I just want to thank you. I’ve had extreme insomnia for a majority of my life, and I’ve tried damn near everything, but it would never stop.
    Then I saw your cart ride and I immediately collapsed on the spot and had the best sleep I’ve ever had.

    • @treydement
      @treydement 6 місяців тому +34

      that was a good one

    • @spungbopscarepans
      @spungbopscarepans 6 місяців тому +30

      nah thats foul 💀💀💀

    • @mokasaam1819
      @mokasaam1819 2 місяці тому +7

      Good for you, hope you enjoyed your nap. Insomnia be very difficult to live with

    • @capybara2515
      @capybara2515 2 місяці тому +3

      @@mokasaam1819I don’t think they actually have insomnia

  • @Zachattack-nu7lr
    @Zachattack-nu7lr Рік тому +267

    47:41
    "I mean, they're paying for it, I don't care."
    Doug just summed up pretty much every corporation in a single sentence.

  • @pokko9059
    @pokko9059 Рік тому +2705

    man, this video was quite the rollercoaster

    • @cyandizzy
      @cyandizzy Рік тому +5

      glad the video dropped.
      these puns suck help

    • @scraf7207
      @scraf7207 Рік тому +6

      .. nice

    • @cyandizzy
      @cyandizzy Рік тому +8

      @@someuser. why is it a video on how to make pizza???????? out of any video you could advertise

    • @turnityp886
      @turnityp886 Рік тому +3

      the video was released 24 minutes ago

    • @randomlittleidot
      @randomlittleidot Рік тому +2

      @@turnityp886 damn, exposed🫃

  • @TheWizerd64
    @TheWizerd64 Рік тому +4447

    Honestly, it's hard to pick a favorite part of DougLand for me growing up. They all instill such nostalgia - I'm torn between 5,000-Benchland, the iconic giant balloon towers, or the magnificent giant Pirate Ship rainbow.

    • @SwizzleDrizzl
      @SwizzleDrizzl Рік тому +406

      My favorite childhood memory from DougLand was hiding, sobbing, behind an overflowing trashcan filled with rotting burgers while janitors stalked the paths to find me

    • @TheWizerd64
      @TheWizerd64 Рік тому +175

      @@SwizzleDrizzl Hide-In-A-Pile-of-Rotting-Burgers-While-Janitors-Hunt-You Mountain was my favorite ride as a kid too!

    • @pIantgang
      @pIantgang Рік тому +86

      What’s DougLand? Ive only heard of “The Theme Park”

    • @Frederatorr
      @Frederatorr Рік тому +27

      In reality its none of these. Its the track ride

    • @2shy2guy52
      @2shy2guy52 Рік тому +32

      Me too, my favorite part is that after a few hours the owner stranded us in the park. I'm still there right now!

  • @GamerGuy249
    @GamerGuy249 Рік тому +109

    I like the fact that Doug made a park that was 32 miles long, hired a guy who was a veteran of both worlds wars, and then was confused that trash was piling up.

  • @grimmashley8422
    @grimmashley8422 Рік тому +143

    I love how chat was aggressively crapping on Doug's cart rides, but everytime he let them ride one they went absolutely insane

  • @8Noob
    @8Noob Рік тому +2321

    As a child in Joniter’s stomach. This is a really good video.

    • @blainewheaton9679
      @blainewheaton9679 Рік тому +26

      How’s your signal on there?

    • @8Noob
      @8Noob Рік тому +76

      @@blainewheaton9679 it turns out joniter has a whole wifi system down here.

    • @limitlesscord7319
      @limitlesscord7319 Рік тому +21

      would you say your experience in there is overall worse or better than Doug's basement?

    • @8Noob
      @8Noob Рік тому +36

      @@limitlesscord7319 The only bad thing about the joniters stomach is I don’t get to see my parents. But Joniter has like a whole 5 story house for all the children he ate. Then he refreshes with another story on top. 10/10 would be swallowed again.

    • @ccfffvbbbbbffg1774
      @ccfffvbbbbbffg1774 Рік тому +14

      They should add a dlc to this game where you make a child-only theme park in Jonitor's stomach. It could have tower defense! What are we defending against, I hear you ask? I have no idea! The larval form of Jannibals maybe, where they act as parasites for adult Jannibals that compete with their parents. Are their Jannibal tribes? How advanced is their civilisation, if they have one? I'm pretty sure they're born with the outfit and the mop... Are they capable of human speech? If so, is it merely a surface level mimicry to allay suspicion, evolved to copy the mannerisms of the local populace or do they comprehend the deeper meanings of their words? Are their minds fundamentally different to ours? Do they operate on blue and orange morality? Is there sexual dimorphism? Do they reproduce asexually? Can they take any role and play the part of the Janitor to stay unassuming or are they locked into that profession? How much do instincts govern their thought processes? What is their culture like, if it exists?
      I hope you enjoyed reading my stream of consciousness about the biology of the Jannibals, because I certainly had fun writing it.

  • @daskanguru3515
    @daskanguru3515 Рік тому +5866

    Now if only Doug would acknowledge the random disasters happening in his basement every day

    • @bananabuns1369
      @bananabuns1369 Рік тому +93

      the hurricane through sacramento is still having us soaked over it, can he please get a plumber?

    • @daskanguru3515
      @daskanguru3515 Рік тому +22

      @@bananabuns1369 You'll have to wait until April 7th

    • @animalmango6499
      @animalmango6499 Рік тому +36

      @YeaMan Dougs too old to refer to music as fire.

    • @immikewazooki
      @immikewazooki Рік тому +12

      Only in aisle 13

    • @amongus93457
      @amongus93457 Рік тому +6

      @YeaMan cap

  • @BritishEmpire1707
    @BritishEmpire1707 4 місяці тому +48

    I laughed more than I should have when Doug said
    "Am I being invaded by the Mongols?"

  • @Soccer_lover986
    @Soccer_lover986 Рік тому +241

    Moral of the video: 2/3 janitors are cannibals

  • @AwesomeSuaceable
    @AwesomeSuaceable Рік тому +1491

    "am I being invaded by the Mongols?" not even a minute in and I'm already laughing my ass off

    • @Formula_Zero_EX
      @Formula_Zero_EX Рік тому +22

      Crash Course: *Hold up…*

    • @victordefinitely2165
      @victordefinitely2165 Рік тому +16

      @@Formula_Zero_EX ALWAYS THE EXCEPTION!

    • @marshspy
      @marshspy 11 місяців тому +12

      @@Formula_Zero_EX oh god John green has been summoned

    • @gotgunpowder
      @gotgunpowder 9 місяців тому +4

      We're the exception!

  • @Nameless_Wretch
    @Nameless_Wretch Рік тому +2170

    You know a DougDoug challenge is going to be good when it begins with "Attempt 1"

  • @xthexpunisherx
    @xthexpunisherx 7 місяців тому +14

    This video now has 4.9 million views. It is entirely possible someone on their death bed remembers this video and is in fact happy they watched Doug make 300 benches

  • @the-pink-hacker
    @the-pink-hacker Рік тому +19

    It's rare for a streamer's chat to actually be funny. Doug's chat is just something else.

  • @mittycommitspizzatime92
    @mittycommitspizzatime92 Рік тому +3398

    I like how Doug almost won the second round but as soon as chat took control they drove the park into the ground

    • @The73MPL4R
      @The73MPL4R Рік тому +311

      Never underestimate how efficiently Twitch chat can coordinate to cause maximum chaos

    • @GodsDissapointment
      @GodsDissapointment Рік тому +307

      Funny thing is we would've won the first one but the one person who told him he could flatten the ground successfully made Doug waste 4,000 dollars on absolutely nothing.

    • @amethyphoenix
      @amethyphoenix Рік тому +130

      @@GodsDissapointment DougDoug wasn't smart with his money until pepsi park, which he actually ended with a profit, so... even without his chat sabotaging him, he probably would've still needed the power of pepsiman to win

    • @anangrybird3402
      @anangrybird3402 Рік тому +11

      No, it was because of that horrible ride, once chat deleted it everything changed

    • @amethyphoenix
      @amethyphoenix Рік тому +57

      @@anangrybird3402 Yes, DougDoug went from being barely cashflow positive to going bankrupt

  • @MulimanGames
    @MulimanGames Рік тому +1162

    If you try to explain the DougDoug Cinematic Universe to someone you have to include:
    - Cannibalism
    - Farting very loud
    - Witchcraft
    - Rosa
    - Invading Harambe
    - Sexy momma squid
    - Fat Albert
    and way too much

    • @littletiger08
      @littletiger08 Рік тому +115

      *but they’re disguised as gorillas

    • @derpfluidvariant0916
      @derpfluidvariant0916 Рік тому +26

      Can someone tell me what videos these are from? I've seen a bunch of his streams, but I still don't have context for the divorce jokes.

    • @Ricky00951
      @Ricky00951 Рік тому +56

      @@derpfluidvariant0916 I think I was can you beat gta 5 but the car is invisible

    • @nikkifish
      @nikkifish Рік тому +42

      And Diablo The Cheater

    • @merchantziro4285
      @merchantziro4285 Рік тому +98

      - Poob vs Ploob
      - Magic Hat
      - Oxygen Crash
      - Dragon Ball
      - Saul Goodman coming back from the dead and legally acquiring Heaven
      - Space Pope
      - Toilet on Uranus
      _The list could honestly go on at this point_

  • @andreaszetterstrom7418
    @andreaszetterstrom7418 10 місяців тому +33

    There needs to be a "Do not feed the janitors" sign in this park.

  • @TheZipperDragon
    @TheZipperDragon Рік тому +39

    I dont think I've ever laughed so hard as when John went on strike before even getting hired.

  • @JoeyTDoesThings
    @JoeyTDoesThings Рік тому +2237

    The laugh tracks after Chat forced Doug to delete the cart ride sent me.

    • @spungbopscarepans
      @spungbopscarepans 4 місяці тому +2

      the cart ride is peacefully living in rollercoaster hell

    • @Liam-yf7sl
      @Liam-yf7sl 4 місяці тому

      How dare you @spungbopscarepans!

    • @Liam-yf7sl
      @Liam-yf7sl 4 місяці тому

      The kart ride is actually good, for me.

  • @pistocchio3847
    @pistocchio3847 Рік тому +278

    Disasters? Like the hurricane I sent to Sacramento? I like this already!

  • @MythicBeanProductions
    @MythicBeanProductions Рік тому +39

    Love how the AI apparently had a thing for cannibalism immediately

  • @Chloedasher
    @Chloedasher Рік тому +17

    11:19
    Connection terminated I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends.
    And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should.
    And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.
    My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms.
    This ends for all of us.
    End communication

  • @MCisAwesome95
    @MCisAwesome95 Рік тому +2050

    This is OSHA, we congratulate Doug for building a theme park and are excited to take a look! We sincerely hope this is a very safe and humane attraction and that nothing is going horribly wrong, like people getting kidnapped or the janitors eating the kids

    • @aconfusedwitch1817
      @aconfusedwitch1817 Рік тому +130

      As a janitor hired a few weeks ago I can assure you there are no such issues. there are so little issues in fact that you don't even need to look! -jonitor#3

    • @MCisAwesome95
      @MCisAwesome95 Рік тому +92

      @@aconfusedwitch1817 Really? Impressive work Jonitor #3, our compliments to Doug and the entire staff team of janitors (who possess very wholesome and normal diets that don't involve children)
      We at OSHA send our kindest wishes of good luck to the success of the theme park

    • @Mayhaps-a-turtle
      @Mayhaps-a-turtle Рік тому +34

      @@MCisAwesome95 Dear OSHA there could in no way be a member of Pepsi Land Jonitorial staff eating children, but even if there were, we assure you that the children eating is all necessary to keep the park clean and free of litter.

    • @MCisAwesome95
      @MCisAwesome95 Рік тому +40

      @@Mayhaps-a-turtle Keeping the park clean and free of litter? Why, the staff at this fine establishment are so thoughtful!
      The health inspector will be pleased, this is going on your review along with the numerous confirmations and evidence that there is no consumption of children occurring behind the scenes. We at OSHA are very proud of Doug and his delightful staff!

    • @kubamcmillan3078
      @kubamcmillan3078 Рік тому +13

      ​​@@MCisAwesome95 ignore rumors of janibals and baby burgers and janibal cults

  • @p_ttown1979
    @p_ttown1979 Рік тому +3487

    doug’s chat is so good at creating inside jokes and escalating gags

    • @ClassyCorgi
      @ClassyCorgi 10 місяців тому +169

      It’s legitimately impressive, and Doug plays off their antics so well

    • @ovrh
      @ovrh 10 місяців тому +71

      i think Doug has one of the best fanbases they're so innocent

    • @leebfriends8512
      @leebfriends8512 10 місяців тому +67

      @@ovrhyou wish they were innocent

    • @Nebulius_the_uuhhhh
      @Nebulius_the_uuhhhh 10 місяців тому +16

      RIGGED

    • @infection1156
      @infection1156 10 місяців тому +36

      ​@@ovrhnah its more like a malicious love

  • @kjj26k
    @kjj26k Рік тому +5

    1:15 "If I get something easy right now, I can build up so much momentum!"
    *We in the biz like to call that foreshadowing*

  • @ChromaCaipira
    @ChromaCaipira Рік тому +16

    Pepsi Park was an utopia, a dream come true.. but then.. I lost my dad to divorce island, he didn't make it through the exit and now he's stranded there for about 69 years now..

  • @fork3810
    @fork3810 Рік тому +1581

    Had to cancel my valentines date with my boyfriend to watch this. The divorce is always worth it for Doug

    • @SwizzleDrizzl
      @SwizzleDrizzl Рік тому +229

      At least you can get into Divorce Island

    • @Samu_Rise
      @Samu_Rise Рік тому +105

      You can always hire Saul Goodman as the lawyer

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir Рік тому +41

      Divorce is pog

    • @itsLantik
      @itsLantik Рік тому +26

      Doug does rhyme with love after all!

    • @Samu_Rise
      @Samu_Rise Рік тому +52

      That's it, I'm getting a Dougvorce

  • @KendoEon
    @KendoEon Рік тому +549

    I remembered going to this park once as a kid. The janitor was super friendly to me and my friends. Sadly, I have to go home early. My friends have a lot of fun that they all skipped school the next day. I went there few years later and I gotta say the kart ride is the best bed I ever sleep on. Cheers to the Divorce Island!

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe Рік тому +29

      Were your friends ever seen again?

    • @KendoEon
      @KendoEon Рік тому +43

      Yep, in my dream :)

    • @Blue-fg8vt
      @Blue-fg8vt Рік тому +4

      ​@@KendoEon did they ask you to avenge them?

    • @KendoEon
      @KendoEon Рік тому +13

      @@Blue-fg8vt Avenge? Nah. They said they're lonely so I sent another group of friends there.

    • @DrevikkDrevik
      @DrevikkDrevik Рік тому +1

      I have been seeing that recently 7 children went Missing, just wondering if they are the same group.

  • @the_doug_digital
    @the_doug_digital 10 місяців тому +3

    7:48 there NEEDS to be a Best Donation Messages compilation somewhere. This was maybe the funniest Twitch Chat quote I’ve ever heard

  • @KreeperKilla551
    @KreeperKilla551 8 місяців тому +7

    "At some point we're all going to die"
    Aaaaaand here comes the existential dread! Thanks, Doug! Been a while since I've had to deal with it.

  • @x9x9x9x9x9
    @x9x9x9x9x9 Рік тому +195

    I am still amazed at how Doug made his channel so successful. He made chat specifically TTS almost a main character in everything so he gets A LOT of money from that. Its genius. But at the same time shout out to chat for being so hilarious and the editors for making these video as good as they are.

    • @jcdenton2187
      @jcdenton2187 Рік тому +46

      Doug is living the dream, no doubt helped by his legit programming experience that lets him integrate chat so directly into his videos a lot.

    • @robert.7230
      @robert.7230 Рік тому +14

      It's a perfect setup, and it gets quality content

    • @isaac10231
      @isaac10231 Рік тому +13

      Years and years of hard work and experiments. He has a content guide on his DougDougDoug channel.

  • @Zenlore6499
    @Zenlore6499 Рік тому +596

    The puns and wordplay are top tier today, well done everyone!

    • @HercadosP
      @HercadosP Рік тому +23

      For real, chat is such a main character. They are the content and give the man on the screen, money to say stuff

  • @jackat4
    @jackat4 Рік тому +5

    The idea of "having a ride that only leads to another extremely expensive ride but is the only way out" sounds like something from Rollercoaster Tycoon 2

  • @SnowCocoaCookie
    @SnowCocoaCookie Рік тому +5

    Thank you Doug for showing the issues that face our Janitors. Being a reformed Janitor, it's so great to see game representation and some light on these dark, cannibalistic topics. Thank you!

  • @oneofthepeoples
    @oneofthepeoples Рік тому +564

    Let’s all remember that janitor worked at every theme park in the world.

    • @suspicion1352
      @suspicion1352 Рік тому +37

      And that they were paid max amount at one point on all three parks.

    • @AAAAAA-nw1tx
      @AAAAAA-nw1tx 4 місяці тому +11

      That was only John, who went on strike and lost his job immediately.

    • @ishnenigans
      @ishnenigans 3 місяці тому +2

      and then ate half of the populations children

  • @NVUSAttitude
    @NVUSAttitude Рік тому +293

    30:10 doug, after understanding how hard it is to please parkgoers after this stream, has to (when going to a theme park irl) ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS, appreciate *tree* and *rock* because, you gotta remember, that park manager worked REALLY HARD to put that *tree* and *rock* there. Doug is never gonna take *tree* and *rock* for granted ever again

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe Рік тому +19

      I really appreciate it when I see some scenic trees and Dwane Johnsons at parks

    • @I_Was_Groot_2000
      @I_Was_Groot_2000 Рік тому +4

      @@placeholderdoe the Dwane Johnson thing sent me

    • @GreenStorm8200
      @GreenStorm8200 6 місяців тому +5

      Don't take rocks for
      granit-

    • @Interestking
      @Interestking 4 місяці тому

      ​@@GreenStorm8200Some people would tell you to leave. I'm telling you to stay because you are funny and don't let anyone tell you otherwise!

  • @guffthebir72
    @guffthebir72 9 місяців тому +4

    It kinda pains me that there is a limited amount of doug doug content... im sad that this is the only video with that amazing shart ride. I can't belive it goes up, and down hill. You only miss it once its gone. Now, let's hear a poem about It from my poet, jhonniter...
    It would never give us up...
    It would never let us down...
    It would go up and down, and desert us...
    In the very end, it made us cry, and it's sad that it had to say goodbye...
    (Also, if you have any spare kids, send them my way)

  • @_thresh_
    @_thresh_ Рік тому +5

    A lot of 1-6 year olds kept disappearing in my neighborhood around when a theme park called “the theme park” opened nearby. Probably not connected in any way but there were a lot of parents yelling at people with their kids to stay away from janitors.

  • @ed765super
    @ed765super Рік тому +403

    I've never seen Doug guilty laugh this much. Chat were on their A game this stream. Ita crazy how creative this community is

  • @robinandrews3792
    @robinandrews3792 Рік тому +720

    I got to the janitor’s dark back story and laughed so hard that my dog ran in from the other room to make sure I wasn’t in pain.
    Good dog.
    Excellent Doug.

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe Рік тому +41

      The dog wanted to make sure Johniter didn’t get you

    • @lightschen1644
      @lightschen1644 Рік тому +2

      @@placeholderdoe fuck that got a wheeze outta me

    • @hopper8514
      @hopper8514 Рік тому +2

      Good doug. Best streamer.

  • @bilinasmini3480
    @bilinasmini3480 Рік тому +4

    This had absolutely everything. Drama, suspense, pathos, extended lore, a glorious cart ride cut down in his prime. This was an absolutely perfect DougDoug video!

  • @jimmyp4024
    @jimmyp4024 9 місяців тому +14

    I am mortally afraid of cannibalistic janitors and slow cart rides. Can't wait to have something to take my mind of them

  • @Nixoth
    @Nixoth Рік тому +307

    He needs a sign "do not feed the janitors" 🤣

  • @larryredenbaugh6854
    @larryredenbaugh6854 Рік тому +4

    The algorithm just showed me this channel, and I gotta say. This is probably the funniest chat I've seen in awhile. I mean, ik he edits the funny parts in and other parts out but still. Actual dude has his moments too, the "are we being invaded by the Mongals" got me 😭.

  • @Kn1feShift
    @Kn1feShift Рік тому +2

    27:51 I love the alert message.
    "I think I would rather go on Mr. Bones' Wild Ride than the cart ride."

  • @snakebittenace7139
    @snakebittenace7139 Рік тому +192

    The more bathrooms, the more we can keep Biff employed. This is a win-win guys.

    • @PixelRockett
      @PixelRockett Рік тому

      Who’s Biff?

    • @rainestorme25
      @rainestorme25 Рік тому +1

      @@PixelRockett janitor

    • @rainestorme25
      @rainestorme25 Рік тому +1

      I love how no matter what name doug gives the new janitor he'll always be called biff in our hearts

  • @noahsterben5666
    @noahsterben5666 Рік тому +427

    It’s so sad that Chat is so jealous of magic kats cart ride, just because it gives their divorced wives a better ride than they ever could.

    • @spungbopscarepans
      @spungbopscarepans 6 місяців тому +11

      i think i’ve been on that ride, but can’t remember because i fell asleep immediately after entering because of how boring it was

  • @mineleague360
    @mineleague360 Місяць тому +2

    Doug just wanted to play the game, now there’s an entire canon about child-eating janitors.

  • @Kembi_Mekemo
    @Kembi_Mekemo Рік тому +5

    Petition for Doug to do the same challenge but in Roller Coaster Tycoon 2

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks Рік тому +2354

    This had absolutely everything

  • @ryancflam
    @ryancflam Рік тому +99

    34:48 “We cobbled together some new strategies”
    Chat: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @ChromaCaipira
    @ChromaCaipira Рік тому +4

    "Fine, I'll add a circle"
    And that's how you sold problems as an establishment owner, kids
    And never get near those janitors..

  • @Sindragozer
    @Sindragozer 9 місяців тому +3

    I like that the Pepsi Park is a *Pop* -culture themepark

  • @weareharbinger914
    @weareharbinger914 Рік тому +226

    The comparison of the ride to a sensory deprivation tank was amazing, holy shit.
    The entity that is chat is hilarious.

    • @MaxLennon
      @MaxLennon 8 місяців тому +10

      Hey, thanks! That was my message.

    • @myarmsrgone
      @myarmsrgone 5 місяців тому +1

      Chat is a single being

    • @spungbopscarepans
      @spungbopscarepans 4 місяці тому +3

      the entire part where chat was collectively making fun of doug’s cart ride is hilarious
      no, the entire stream was hilarious.

  • @redxlaser1562
    @redxlaser1562 Рік тому +227

    DougDoug lore just keeps getting deeper. I knew cannibal janitors were gonna appear eventually, there were doubters but I knew. I saw the signs all over the place, disguised as gorillas selling zorbees.

  • @Popsicle19952
    @Popsicle19952 Місяць тому +2

    Summary of attempt #1: Extreme Janitor lore, chat talking about eating babies, janitor eating babies, people being thirsty and Doug failing. Attempt 2: Doug makes extremely boring and not awesome cart ride with “scenery” chat deletes it later and Doug’s 2 park falls into bankruptcy.

  • @ckinggaming5bucketmadness766
    @ckinggaming5bucketmadness766 Рік тому +5

    It’s these kinds of videos that make me wish I could use twitch, but I’d literally never know when things are happening and have better things to do than check every 5 minutes for a DougDoug stream

    • @aidenbrennan1310
      @aidenbrennan1310 8 місяців тому +1

      You can enable notifications and stuff to be alerted when someone is steaming

  • @SmuggoTheLegit
    @SmuggoTheLegit Рік тому +136

    Y'know it's a good dougdoug video when he says "am I being invaded by the mongals??" less than a minute in

  • @nardinyouryard
    @nardinyouryard Рік тому +105

    I want MORE OF THIS!!!! This is probably one of the most applicable ideas of your channel, Doug. Imagine other sandbox games, like Planet Zoo or Cities Skylines, where you have to do this challenge. That would be so fun to watch.

    • @EnsoHenzo
      @EnsoHenzo Рік тому +1

      He did it already :)
      Probably going to his second channel because he has high standards and it was kinda shitty

    • @tragossoboy6700
      @tragossoboy6700 Рік тому +1

      ​@@EnsoHenzo Are you talking about the "Planet Zoo"-Stream/s?
      I hope not, bc those were legit one of the funniest things I have ever seen, I laughed for hours on end. But to each their own. :)

    • @nardinyouryard
      @nardinyouryard Рік тому

      @@EnsoHenzo saw it posted like a few days after the og comment I made, really cool! I wanna see it with more games too!

  • @ferchio4801
    @ferchio4801 Рік тому +5

    15:40 this one caught me so off guard, laughed super hard 😂

  • @HyperDash-HD
    @HyperDash-HD Рік тому +1

    I honestly loved this video a lot, would absolutely love a second episode of this!

  • @RogueHippie13
    @RogueHippie13 Рік тому +84

    I’m 10 minutes in and desperately hoping a janitor gets named “Jannibal Lector”

  • @JadeFalcon07
    @JadeFalcon07 Рік тому +54

    "The cleaning products or the children" got me laughing till my drink went up my sinuses. I guess that's what happens when you try to function around Dougdoug.

  • @fuecocofan4049
    @fuecocofan4049 Рік тому +1

    This is my favourite Minecraft video Doug has made yet. It has emotions like divorce, child-eating, janitor, biff, uphill and downhill ride and sexy man with his chat. The editing really put it together.

  • @fedrickmendoza9906
    @fedrickmendoza9906 Рік тому +11

    Imagine being hired as a new Janitor, and at orientation they say "please don't eat any children"

  • @merchantziro4285
    @merchantziro4285 Рік тому +93

    You know we're in for a good time when Doug Doug is close to an hour on his first attempt but the video hasn't even passed 15 minutes in length.

  • @xj-may
    @xj-may Рік тому +65

    As a southern Ohioan, I grew up going to Kings Island a lot. It’s always a great time, but I really felt like it was missing something, after visiting The Amusement Park and Pepsi Park, I finally realized what it was. I wasn’t cannibalized by the johnitor, nor was I trapped in the rides’ exit. I really hope KI gets onto adding those in the future

    • @fandomcringebucket
      @fandomcringebucket Рік тому +4

      HOLY SHIT FELLOW SOUTHERN OHIOAN, KINGS ISLAND IS THE SHIT

    • @xj-may
      @xj-may Рік тому +3

      @@fandomcringebucket hell yes, Kings Island rules even if the johnitors don’t eat kids

    • @fandomcringebucket
      @fandomcringebucket Рік тому +1

      @@xj-may nah, but I'm pretty sure the costumed actors walking around during WinterFest do

  • @Pharry_
    @Pharry_ Рік тому +2

    4:02 "ok cool" was delivered so well

  • @spicedapples3283
    @spicedapples3283 Рік тому +2

    My favorite part of this channel is that you go into every video, thinking it will be straight forward. But chat always pinpoints on one small detail, making a theme for the entire video

  • @Clayst
    @Clayst Рік тому +46

    Chat demolishing Doug's ride is the single funniest thing that could have happened

  • @storgasaur
    @storgasaur Рік тому +413

    Dealing with chat must be so hard, mad respect to our overlord DougDoug

    • @sumup49
      @sumup49 Рік тому +15

      He owns a supermarket chain and a UA-cam channel 😮

    • @itskaydenxd6526
      @itskaydenxd6526 Рік тому +6

      2 bots in one comment, it’s only been a couple minutes

    • @tatecrossette2855
      @tatecrossette2855 Рік тому +6

      He's only our overlord because he's captured us and forces us to watch his streams and videos in his basement. I say it's time to rise up!

    • @omega4663
      @omega4663 Рік тому +1

      @Storg I think Chat has taken over the streaming side of Doug doug's channel If the editors want to they can cut twitch chat out of the videos the editors have power in the main line videos and chat has the rest.

    • @E-man.
      @E-man. Рік тому +1

      @yeaman cause he wanted to burn it

  • @sillypplproductions2
    @sillypplproductions2 Рік тому +1

    It's been a long while since I've laughed myself til i started tearing up, even after Doug and Chat tried to take over the solar system, and that was pretty darn funny. Who knew that child eating could be so hilarious 😂😂

  • @dawolfmaplays5997
    @dawolfmaplays5997 Рік тому +2

    I loved going to DougLand as a kid. The arch of pirate ships was my favorite, and I remember being the only one of my friends who liked Magic Katz.

  • @NCSGaming15
    @NCSGaming15 Рік тому +110

    Watching the stream was fun, glad it got turned into a video for UA-cam folks with less free time

    • @winterhat7744
      @winterhat7744 Рік тому +6

      Funny how Doug didn’t include the fact he went bankrupt on that second one like 45 mins in and proceeded to carry on anyway

    • @coldes97
      @coldes97 Рік тому +7

      I can't believe Biff wasn't included, this is hatred towards janitors
      #JusticeForBiff

    • @michaelforis2713
      @michaelforis2713 Рік тому

      @@coldes97 no it's just because Doug hates us and all poor people.

    • @robert.7230
      @robert.7230 Рік тому

      @@winterhat7744 rigged

    • @winterhat7744
      @winterhat7744 Рік тому

      @@robert.7230 exactly I was on the verge of losing like 5000 channel points, how would I feed my family!?

  • @yartum1656
    @yartum1656 Рік тому +62

    This story about child-eating jonitors is truly terrifying.

  • @birdmcturd1626
    @birdmcturd1626 6 місяців тому +1

    On the benches,some viewers (Samofhearts especially) didn't think Doug succeeded, but he actually got down 228 picnic benches and 18 normal benches in the 5 minutes, which totals 7,020 dollars and he had under 14,000 dollars so Doug actually did do it

  • @snarkyrogue118
    @snarkyrogue118 Рік тому +4

    Would've been nice to see more than a handful of options on that massive wheel though... maybe cap how many times something can be picked until they've all gotten a go?

  • @Malache
    @Malache Рік тому +171

    I'm Glad This Video is on Trending. that means more people can hear about Cannibal Baby Janitors

  • @soul6733
    @soul6733 Рік тому +53

    I legit became unable to breath just 5 minutes in because I was just laughing too hard. I'm in for a ride.

    • @wahtishappening790
      @wahtishappening790 10 місяців тому +1

      At least it is a better ride than the insane asylum that is Doug's ride

  • @lDontExist
    @lDontExist Рік тому +1

    I love how this went from a planet coaster vid to “Doug’s kart ride is crap”

  • @roxcon787
    @roxcon787 Рік тому +2

    "People are thirsty, GO TO THE TOILET!" Killed me xD First time viewer and Im sold. Love it.

  • @Goversher
    @Goversher Рік тому +38

    I love how the janitor was on free roaming so they were just following orders and burning time and kids.

  • @waffles7z
    @waffles7z Рік тому +53

    I gotta say, Jonh is a really nice guy, I sure hope he does his job.

  • @leafy1dot2-kn1ry
    @leafy1dot2-kn1ry 11 місяців тому +1

    The cart ride was nuts and laughed my head of

  • @turqoisesnake2438
    @turqoisesnake2438 11 місяців тому +1

    doug feels like a mascot having to promote the kart ride

  • @kemaiclemons7835
    @kemaiclemons7835 Рік тому +48

    I remember the atrocious creations made by Let's Game It Out. Good times coming home to watch his chaos creations.

    • @Uncle480
      @Uncle480 Рік тому +3

      I was waiting to find a reference to him. Glad I found one!

    • @Goversher
      @Goversher Рік тому +4

      I love seeing like 100000 coasters breaking people's spine

  • @adam.e2154
    @adam.e2154 Рік тому +38

    It's finally here. The best stream of last year.

  • @peanutbuttersketches
    @peanutbuttersketches 8 місяців тому +1

    Man, by the way Doug talks about janitors, you would think janitors AREN'T supposed to eat children. Clearly, Doug doesn't do his own research.

  • @foxalpha09
    @foxalpha09 Рік тому +2

    I saw what was wrong, the janitor was kept free roaming. Doug basically paid his janitors 2 grand and gave them no directions.

  • @yowaikemen
    @yowaikemen Рік тому +48

    Whoever edits these is impressive and has impeccable timing. Good job! Love the stylization.