I forced Twitch Chat to take a Personality Test

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  • Опубліковано 24 сер 2022
  • We finally learned the truth about Twitch Chat.
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  • @cheescake69
    @cheescake69 Рік тому +4055

    Calling Parkzer was the greatest thing that could have happened.

    • @f.7681
      @f.7681 Рік тому

      He just an alien bro 💀

    • @Joshdoingthings1
      @Joshdoingthings1 Рік тому +9

      @Recommended For You 🅥 I know you are a bot that replying to means nothing, but man this is ironic
      Edit: actually watched the video and it was actually funny. I bet 5 pesos, dollars, euros or pounds that you won’t believe me

    • @Joshdoingthings1
      @Joshdoingthings1 Рік тому +2

      @Big Mitch IDK
      Actually it’s really funny lol

    • @AnaPie896
      @AnaPie896 Рік тому +6

      @Big Mitch the bots are getting meta

    • @rickrolled3666
      @rickrolled3666 Рік тому

      Yo 🔥ua-cam.com/video/rdJ9bsN7JAw/v-deo.html.

  • @Gixel_
    @Gixel_ Рік тому +19065

    Everytime Parkzer is on stream it's like watching a man walk through a minefield blindfolded and somehow miss every single mine

    • @0x5DA
      @0x5DA Рік тому +1157

      i made an ungodly noise after reading this comment

    • @duskdash2546
      @duskdash2546 Рік тому +157

      true

    • @DudeRandom
      @DudeRandom Рік тому +372

      This all somehow makes sense

    • @kumi6797
      @kumi6797 Рік тому +251

      @@0x5DA is the comment so funny a devil came out of your body

    • @pillescasdies
      @pillescasdies Рік тому +32

      I'm one with the force

  • @kenonade
    @kenonade 9 місяців тому +633

    the devastation as i slowly realize that chat is picking every answer i would pick, the devastation in my eyes knowing that chat as a collective has the same personality type as me 💀

    • @eggs8021
      @eggs8021 6 місяців тому +85

      Chat averages out to you

    • @mjamin9124
      @mjamin9124 4 місяці тому +60

      chat incarnate

    • @almscurium
      @almscurium Місяць тому +28

      I mean that makes sense, no? You’re more likely to be an average viewer than an outlier

    • @fbiman9643
      @fbiman9643 Місяць тому +1

      Oof

    • @DarthZ01
      @DarthZ01 Місяць тому +7

      we are legion

  • @BirdsBestAnimal
    @BirdsBestAnimal Рік тому +935

    I laughed my ass off at Parkzer trying to talk about movies, confusing the character's name, the studio that made them, wheter rick and morty is a movie or a series. And the "Jackie Chan Adventures" finished me

    • @aidenxiong2945
      @aidenxiong2945 4 місяці тому +37

      This is an Igor moment

    • @maestrofeli4259
      @maestrofeli4259 3 місяці тому +25

      yeah that was hilarious
      "igor the donkey" 😂😂😂

    • @okameow5693
      @okameow5693 15 днів тому

      @@aidenxiong2945 "Welcome to the Onion room.."

  • @dachking6657
    @dachking6657 Рік тому +2644

    When Parkzer said, “Why are you looking at pictures of Snooker?” without missing a beat I actually lost it. I haven’t laughed so hard in a long, long time.

    • @hotdog8109
      @hotdog8109 Рік тому +117

      In that moment, everything came full circle.

    • @ZombiesWerePeopleToo
      @ZombiesWerePeopleToo Рік тому +101

      The fact that he mispronounced it in exactly the same way as doug despite knowing what it is made me crack up so hard

    • @SharowbladyeGaymerPorate
      @SharowbladyeGaymerPorate Рік тому +17

      We need to get Parkzer to watch movies with Doug Doug and chat.

    • @trashtrash2169
      @trashtrash2169 Рік тому +9

      How do you pronounce it?

    • @KCzz15
      @KCzz15 Рік тому +34

      @@trashtrash2169
      Snooker, not Snucker.

  • @Inorian-gt1or
    @Inorian-gt1or Рік тому +578

    Parkzer being completely out of touch is probably the funniest thing in this whole video

  • @philipsalama8083
    @philipsalama8083 3 місяці тому +487

    I love that the main character bit is just forgotten once Parkzer enters the scene and Doug and chat are both stunned by how little media he's consumed.

  • @tapwater4425
    @tapwater4425 Рік тому +1726

    Doug Doug gaslighting parkzer into thinking that donkey’s name is Igor is strangely hilarious

    • @juckya9660
      @juckya9660 Рік тому +31

      thats not what gas lighting means

    • @tapwater4425
      @tapwater4425 Рік тому +20

      @@juckya9660 *hush*

    • @juckya9660
      @juckya9660 Рік тому +95

      @@tapwater4425 I didn't speak what are you on about

    • @-L.S
      @-L.S 4 місяці тому +29

      he didnt gaslight he straight up deceived him

    • @user-vs8es8hy6n
      @user-vs8es8hy6n Місяць тому +10

      @@juckya9660wdym are you insane? That’s literally what gaslighting means

  • @jetpackusa2885
    @jetpackusa2885 Рік тому +4423

    Through this video I have found that this “Parkzer” entity is much more of an enigma than either Doug or twitch chat

    • @cyez6840
      @cyez6840 Рік тому +671

      Parkzer has that 'side character who's more popular than the main character' energy

    • @Omnicide101
      @Omnicide101 Рік тому +266

      Watch the Gun Lawyer Cop video Doug did with him, he's the ultimate straight man and perfect foil to Doug and chat

    • @bharatsachdeva6683
      @bharatsachdeva6683 Рік тому +119

      i love parkzer so much

    • @Kodaiva
      @Kodaiva Рік тому +40

      @@cyez6840 just like mike wazowski

    • @penmustache283
      @penmustache283 Рік тому +50

      Parkzer ramblings is hilarious

  • @jakefaircloth9618
    @jakefaircloth9618 Рік тому +2814

    "Lemonade sucks. Who actually drinks that stuff?"
    - Man who drinks olive oil every day

    • @spooderman6312
      @spooderman6312 Рік тому +79

      A literal bell pepper*

    • @Uebermenschman
      @Uebermenschman Рік тому +31

      Lemonade was a popular drink... And it still is!

    • @tmd3945
      @tmd3945 Рік тому +44

      I tried olive oil bc of doug and threw up

    • @P-nk-m-na
      @P-nk-m-na Рік тому +16

      @@tmd3945 L

    • @gavinthecrafter
      @gavinthecrafter Рік тому +30

      Dang I'm drinking lemonade right now. Or should I say Water 2

  • @doritodorito492
    @doritodorito492 Місяць тому +144

    I find it so funny that he was like "I'm the main character" and then proceeded to get the only Disney Princess who ISN'T the main character

    • @user-ed5ni9gh9n
      @user-ed5ni9gh9n 23 дні тому +2

      I mean Esmeralda isnt the main character

    • @patchworkgolem
      @patchworkgolem 3 дні тому +1

      ​@user-ed5ni9gh9n and she isn’t a Disney princess

    • @user-ed5ni9gh9n
      @user-ed5ni9gh9n День тому

      @@patchworkgolem neither is mulan

    • @patchworkgolem
      @patchworkgolem День тому

      @@user-ed5ni9gh9n Actually, I'm just dumb. Esmerelda used to be one, but they removed her because she wasn't popular, and Mulan is one. Royalty means nothing; Disney Princess™ is a brand for the line of female leads that fit some brand aesthetic together.

  • @chadgorosaurus4898
    @chadgorosaurus4898 Рік тому +222

    "it's a bad idea to lie to them"
    That explains why Twitch Chat went protest mode over Doug saying that Jasmin is a main character and not a side character.

    • @sailorcaramel
      @sailorcaramel 6 місяців тому +13

      Reminds me of the times chat will protest by only commenting ellipses. Lol

  • @MSte21
    @MSte21 Рік тому +2617

    I have a hard time accepting that Parkzer is a real human being. His total lack of knowledge of pop culture is almost impressive in its own way.

    • @Knuckles8864
      @Knuckles8864 8 місяців тому +188

      Have we forgotten that Parkzer is a koala cop lawyer who's tactic for mating with fish is "OOOHHWOWHWOAOAOHEEEEERRRRGGHHH"?

    • @Moald
      @Moald 8 місяців тому +72

      ​@@Knuckles8864And that he's very good at going "WEE WOO WEE WOO" like when he drives his police car.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 7 місяців тому +4

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

    • @browniegringo3823
      @browniegringo3823 2 місяці тому

      It’s excessively big.

    • @browniegringo3823
      @browniegringo3823 2 місяці тому +2

      @@Knuckles8864(look at the likes) this is spartan 117

  • @Jakewake52
    @Jakewake52 Рік тому +5770

    The second Parkzer gets involved he somehow becomes the most chaotic variable as he seems to have such a different life experiance than everyone else

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer Рік тому +741

      That's because he's the main character

    • @the_legendary_fire
      @the_legendary_fire Рік тому +140

      That's why I find him so funny

    • @KCzz15
      @KCzz15 Рік тому +408

      I refuse to believe that there are ACTUAL HUMAN BEINGS who don't live in extremely remote parts of the Amazon Rainforest and yet have only seen an average of around one movie per decade.

    • @rickrolled3666
      @rickrolled3666 Рік тому +1

      Yo 🔥ua-cam.com/video/rdJ9bsN7JAw/v-deo.html.

    • @potatoman7028
      @potatoman7028 Рік тому

      @@KCzz15 north Korea exists

  • @johnstevenson3628
    @johnstevenson3628 8 місяців тому +82

    Chat: “Lemonade is good!”
    Doug: “Lemonade SUCKS!”
    This is coming from the man
    who willingly drinks olive oil.

  • @medicmayhem1
    @medicmayhem1 Рік тому +124

    God i cant stop laughing at doug and parkzer getting every character they list wrong, like calling the girl from tangled “poppy” 🤣

    • @allylee3024
      @allylee3024 2 місяці тому +6

      To be fair, calling the brave girl tangled is understandable. They could've done that girl better.

  • @bruhbruhingham4202
    @bruhbruhingham4202 Рік тому +15178

    Doug talking to the most culturally unaware man of all time is the funniest thing I have ever seen

    • @GeraltofRivia22
      @GeraltofRivia22 Рік тому +1450

      Dude must have lived his entire life under a rock.

    • @Dracolism
      @Dracolism Рік тому +1011

      I was dying all throughout that part of the vid. lmao.

    • @dat_fast_boi
      @dat_fast_boi Рік тому +1

      Parkzer's made an appearance before on the second channel, and he was equally as entertaining there;
      ua-cam.com/video/8TBQGci3zP8/v-deo.html

    • @GeraltofRivia22
      @GeraltofRivia22 Рік тому +1212

      @@HaplessOne the dude has watched like 3 movies in his entire life. Nothing to do with social media.

    • @thesleepiesthead
      @thesleepiesthead Рік тому +478

      But he watched Jackie Chan doe

  • @blobfishchin
    @blobfishchin Рік тому +3068

    The fact that Doug and Parkzer got the same test result when they are the most polar opposite people is rediculous to me.

    • @p_ttown1979
      @p_ttown1979 Рік тому +133

      they’re friends for a reason

    • @lorikeeland4238
      @lorikeeland4238 Рік тому +562

      I mean Doug Doug answered what he thought a main character would answer. Parkzer is simply the main character

    • @ZachAttack6089
      @ZachAttack6089 Рік тому +96

      It's a testament to how accurate and reliable these online personality tests are

    • @dsnever3041
      @dsnever3041 Рік тому +15

      Tells you how accurate the test is

    • @PauloJrchannel
      @PauloJrchannel Рік тому +53

      Princess Jasmine is a really complex and multifaceted character.

  • @HellishSpoon
    @HellishSpoon 7 місяців тому +30

    My man did not just diss lemonade,
    I NEED MY CITRUS, WITH IT I WILL NEVER SUFFER KIDNEY STONES

  • @teathesilkwing7616
    @teathesilkwing7616 4 місяці тому +32

    2:09 I love Doug calling lemonade both bitter but also just sugar at the same time like those aren’t basically opposites

    • @tofuaddict5946
      @tofuaddict5946 12 днів тому

      Bc lemon is bitter thats why people put sugar to make it sweet

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 12 днів тому +1

      @@tofuaddict5946 that’s the lemon tho not the lemonade

    • @tofuaddict5946
      @tofuaddict5946 12 днів тому +1

      @@teathesilkwing7616 alot of powdered lemonade/fake lemonade is sweet so maybe thats what he meant idk jssisiaiao

    • @annderainer1277
      @annderainer1277 12 днів тому +1

      ​@tofuaddict5946 ...lemons are sour. Not bitter

    • @tofuaddict5946
      @tofuaddict5946 12 днів тому

      @@annderainer1277 oops sorry i just followed what op said

  • @kyuboxincubox7556
    @kyuboxincubox7556 Рік тому +5192

    God I love how flat and dry Parkzer is. He just sandbags every single attempt to engage with him and horribly derails whatever Doug is doing because of it. Its great. It's amazing.

    • @SonaLovesick
      @SonaLovesick Рік тому +446

      Parkzer if you ever see this never change
      we love you

    • @joeisdude
      @joeisdude Рік тому +166

      Honestly, there’s about a 50% chance that something will derail the entire stream.

    • @samuelbeale1017
      @samuelbeale1017 Рік тому +162

      @@joeisdude The other 50% chance is that there will be no rails to derail in the first place.

    • @overestimatedforesight
      @overestimatedforesight Рік тому +124

      He once said he doesn't like to consider hypothetical situations. That's a lot already, but then added because of that he wasn't interested in anything fictional.

    • @nikkifish
      @nikkifish Рік тому +20

      @@overestimatedforesight That’s unfortunate, what does he even do?

  • @casualdejekyll5168
    @casualdejekyll5168 Рік тому +1155

    Can we talk about how Dougdougs lawyer hasn’t seen ANY MOVIES. He doesn’t know what Monsters Inc is, he hasn’t watched Shrek, he’s never heard of Aladdin. I’m half convinced that he doesn’t know what a movie is

    • @Someone-id5xj
      @Someone-id5xj Рік тому +281

      Correction, he watched all the Rush Hour movies

    • @Loderyod
      @Loderyod Рік тому +127

      He is definitely the main character of DougDoug universe

    • @probablyparker4044
      @probablyparker4044 Рік тому +95

      @@Someone-id5xj don’t forget Jackie Chan Adventures, the greatest movie ever made!

    • @alessiofranciosini7088
      @alessiofranciosini7088 Рік тому +33

      How can he be a lawyer if he hasn't seen Air Bud?

    • @MrRedpanda2442
      @MrRedpanda2442 Рік тому +3

      egor

  • @AMagicalTortoise
    @AMagicalTortoise Місяць тому +9

    I love how Doug claimed that most of the Disney princesses hadn’t been around when he was young, but he both knew of the movies Moana and Tangled, and didn’t know Belle or Ariel.

  • @John-lz2bs
    @John-lz2bs Рік тому +25

    Deadpool is fitting for twitch chat because they canonicaly have multiple personalities

    • @PhoebeTheFairy56
      @PhoebeTheFairy56 3 місяці тому +3

      I think you might be mixing him up with someone else, deadpool has distinct voices he hears but they're not separate personalities

  • @mohawkan423023
    @mohawkan423023 Рік тому +2546

    Is Parkzer aware he is one of the most casually, no-effort hilarious people ever? National treasure.

    • @eliseo5416
      @eliseo5416 Рік тому +44

      He's definitely putting in effort. Not that it's a bad thing.

    • @TheReck12
      @TheReck12 Рік тому +121

      Bro has never seen a movie in his life apparently

    • @JCOdrjones
      @JCOdrjones Рік тому +325

      @@TheReck12 What are ya talking about? He's seen all 3 Rush Hour movies! Important for his cop lawyer training

    • @georgenaylor2593
      @georgenaylor2593 Рік тому +161

      “What’s the donkey from Shrek’s name again?” had me creasing

    • @flurgle
      @flurgle Рік тому +51

      He gives off clueless dad energy in this video.

  • @roobeedooo
    @roobeedooo Рік тому +7178

    the fact that dougdoug remembered Mike's name but not Sully's says enough about who the main character really is

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 Рік тому +486

      By his logic, the Minions are the main characters of Despicable Me despite the plot completely revolving around Gru and the girls. Those yellow things are just comic relief characters at best.

    • @SevenThirteen
      @SevenThirteen Рік тому +317

      @@gengarzilla1685 considering the logic used in the video, the minions are co-main characters, and are also main characters in the minion prequels

    • @1stCallipostle
      @1stCallipostle Рік тому +68

      @@gengarzilla1685 I couldn't tell you the name of more than like 1 minion
      Remember Gru's name is not hard

    • @habitualfavours4349
      @habitualfavours4349 Рік тому +139

      He literally looked at an image that had "Your Character is Mike Wazowski" written under it

    • @finngamer7937
      @finngamer7937 Рік тому +18

      remembered as in looking at the name in the screen

  • @jessicest
    @jessicest 9 місяців тому +5

    "Ah. Sassy. Okay."
    the absolute *sass* 14:45

  • @BP-bq9uz
    @BP-bq9uz 8 місяців тому +27

    doug, despite having thousands of people tuning into his streams, cannot comprehend people being different from him and then blaming said differences on lack of experience, in a level of irony shakespear could only hope to write

  • @MandJTV
    @MandJTV Рік тому +16375

    Doug: "Let's find out your personality, Chat!"
    *5 seconds later*
    "Chat your personality is wrong."

  • @tinyvalentine7785
    @tinyvalentine7785 Рік тому +3070

    Well now we basically HAVE to take tests as A crew and Z crew. Of course Doug's been planning it all along

    • @SweetiePeapod
      @SweetiePeapod Рік тому +65

      This was all I could think about during the Myers-Briggs because if they are a Logician as a whole, what about the parts?

    • @hylianmoth
      @hylianmoth Рік тому +70

      A crew and Z crew are enemies to lovers

    • @thefench1
      @thefench1 Рік тому +2

      How do we declare a winner?

    • @endeavor_trevor
      @endeavor_trevor Рік тому +1

      He’s RIGGED it

  • @Aquitanic
    @Aquitanic 9 місяців тому +8

    Parkzer asking if Aladdin is a Marvel movie was potentially one of the most jarring things of that entire bit

  • @Kay960-kq6is
    @Kay960-kq6is 8 місяців тому +8

    I love the fact that in every stream doug is arguing more with chat than doing whatever it is he does that stream

  • @LoveLee_Dreamer
    @LoveLee_Dreamer Рік тому +7225

    Parkzer is the most unintentionally hilarious person ever.

    • @ttadecoded1033
      @ttadecoded1033 Рік тому +509

      Parkzer is definitely the true main character of the Dougdoug cinematic universe. Doug is his sidekick

    • @GabrielKitignaTessouat
      @GabrielKitignaTessouat Рік тому +143

      @@ttadecoded1033 So … Parkzer and chat are co-main characters?

    • @scaph_1909
      @scaph_1909 Рік тому +35

      @@GabrielKitignaTessouat they're both side characters

    • @JuanTheBuan
      @JuanTheBuan Рік тому +30

      Igor

    • @vrabb9030
      @vrabb9030 Рік тому +57

      ''The Genie is the main character''

  • @cheesy2440
    @cheesy2440 Рік тому +2674

    I can’t believe parkzer is a film connoisseur on top of a doctor cop lawyer Tetris pro champion. What an outstanding guy!

  • @jackshapiro4668
    @jackshapiro4668 11 місяців тому +29

    Parkzer is the most clueless person I’ve ever seen and I’m honestly here for it.

  • @o_ber
    @o_ber 5 місяців тому +5

    15:18 doug using that screencap from the movie of mike wazowski being blocked by the logo to further his point is so funny

  • @nro2990
    @nro2990 Рік тому +952

    After this, I’m convinced that Parkzer isn’t Doug’s friend but rather his hostage

    • @parklife27
      @parklife27 Рік тому +10

      parkzer is more like doug's dad

  • @matti.8465
    @matti.8465 Рік тому +1880

    Twitch Chat getting Deadpool in their test is way too fitting, down to the chaotic personality, the memes, and the multiple voices.

  • @firefoxmd420
    @firefoxmd420 9 місяців тому +3

    7:27 Jeff, June, Jeffry, jesse Jeff man, sully.
    Achievement unlocked: How did we get here?

  • @magicdolphin8436
    @magicdolphin8436 11 місяців тому +19

    Parkzer and Doug need to have a competition to see who can recognize fewer iconic characters.

  • @JacobKealohi
    @JacobKealohi Рік тому +3127

    Parkzer and Doug need to buy themselves a home cinema so they can catch up on their Disney princesses.

    • @Zero-0N3
      @Zero-0N3 Рік тому +17

      I would love for them to do a watch stream.

    • @darrienjones8917
      @darrienjones8917 Рік тому +10

      @miou joer I need to understand Parkzer and his entire deal. I have never met a person who knows so little about like classic Disney stuff to be have born around the same time as Doug

    • @erlandyt
      @erlandyt Рік тому +5

      Don't forget the popcorn machine

    • @the3crackheads894
      @the3crackheads894 Рік тому +2

      @@darrienjones8917 perhaps they were just poor at the time or his parents restricted it or something? I knew a friend that didn’t watch many Disney movies bc of their parents 🥲

    • @chro.
      @chro. Рік тому

      *Marvel

  • @Uebermenschman
    @Uebermenschman Рік тому +685

    Love how Doug made it a point that he's in his 30's, doesn't watch animated Disney movies, and hasn't since he was a kid. Then proceeded to fail to name a majority of the older princess that were around when he was a kid. 🤣

    • @scalemerald
      @scalemerald Рік тому +92

      the divorce made him forget

    • @Randomd0g
      @Randomd0g Рік тому +64

      The wife took the princess memories in the divorce

    • @goodsirbear-7579
      @goodsirbear-7579 Рік тому +1

      like Cinderella came out in the 50's

  • @miniaturedolphin3721
    @miniaturedolphin3721 4 місяці тому +11

    He needs to do this again but split chat into A crew and Z crew. I feel like they both have distinct personalities and think it would be great to test that out.

  • @DrStrange8291
    @DrStrange8291 Місяць тому +6

    I want all of you to take a second and watch Doug try to name all the Disney princesses 17:10

  • @FullMoonBlues07
    @FullMoonBlues07 Рік тому +1924

    Unironically, a stream where twitch chat chooses what to do while Doug shouts rigged from the sidelines sounds great

  • @Subpar1O1
    @Subpar1O1 Рік тому +4963

    Of course, DougDoug's twitch chat has merged into a single collective consciousness and we must find out what kind of person they are.

  • @AllAboard445
    @AllAboard445 9 місяців тому +2

    “Isn’t this a Marvel movie?” “Who’s the guy?” “What’s the donkey’s name? Igor? Oh.”

  • @StarlightNkyra
    @StarlightNkyra 11 місяців тому +10

    Honestly here, I have horrible seasonal allergies that make the other seasons nearly unbearable, and I have super good memories with winter, I love the white gleam of snow, I don't mind cold tempatures, etc. Of course doug, I see you are thinking more of the praticality of each season, in terms such as tempature, rather than conventional tradions and memories relating to each season. This shows a small lack of bias, looking at the seasons for what they are, rather than what most make them out to be. (Besides lemoade and colors) this holds up with the rest of the video.

  • @xoxrockxisxlovexox
    @xoxrockxisxlovexox Рік тому +967

    It’s okay Doug, side characters like you and Jasmine are important too

    • @triforce9286
      @triforce9286 Рік тому +71

      Exactly, just like Jasmine, if Doug wasn't there to start the story, we'd never be able to enjoy the chaotic story of the Main Character Twitch Chat

    • @Blue-fg8vt
      @Blue-fg8vt Рік тому +33

      He's the mascot character.

  • @TheGoodDoctor049
    @TheGoodDoctor049 Рік тому +2465

    Doug: *Goes to a British kids magazine website*
    Also Doug: "This is the most aggressively British thing I've ever seen"

    • @LobstertheGiggy
      @LobstertheGiggy Рік тому +99

      Didn't even realise he was on the Beano website but suddenly the crisps answer makes 100x more sense

    • @faether1429
      @faether1429 Рік тому +8

      I would complain if it wasn't british

    • @spooderman6312
      @spooderman6312 Рік тому +20

      Twitch chat is collectively bri'ish confirmed

    • @ansuz5903
      @ansuz5903 Рік тому +4

      BRI'ISH IS AWLWAYS AGGrESSIVE, INNIT??? 👁️🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷👁️

    • @paxgallery6646
      @paxgallery6646 Рік тому

      @@LobstertheGiggy As someone who recently played the splatfest demo for splatoon 3
      reading 100x gave me a bit of anxiety for a second there lol

  • @oothatguyoo7643
    @oothatguyoo7643 Рік тому +8

    Parkser's movie/tv knowledge is so vast and expansive that I could never compare (and watching movies all day is basically all I do)

  • @floricel_112
    @floricel_112 10 місяців тому +5

    15:25 noooo, the reason "Aladdin" happened is because Jaffar wants the magic lamp inside the cave of wonders, but only someone pure of heart could enter the cave, retrieve the lamp and get out. So Jaffar, through divination, found Aladdin as the soul pure of heart, so he orchestrated events so that Aladdin would do the aforementioned. If Jaffar hadn't interfered and tricked Aladdin, he'd be rotting in a dungeon, Jasmine would be on her way to marry Jaffar (because he mind controlled the sultan) and the genie would never be free.

  • @mikewarper6789
    @mikewarper6789 Рік тому +3141

    Doug: *cries about the chat gaslighting him*
    Also Doug: *gaslights the absolute shit out of Parkzer*

    • @dylanjoyce8104
      @dylanjoyce8104 Рік тому +200

      The cycle of abuse

    • @bananawaffledee4022
      @bananawaffledee4022 10 місяців тому +75

      so manipulative smh this is why he cant be the main character

    • @Pixelusually
      @Pixelusually 8 місяців тому +28

      Now we need parkzer to gaslight chat

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 7 місяців тому +1

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @hal0w_
      @hal0w_ 7 місяців тому

      ⁠@@Pixelusuallyhe already has, he keeps on trying to convince us that he is not a cop, a lawyer, and that he won’t shoot Douglas if he were threatening him with shooting him with breast milk

  • @humanitronix
    @humanitronix Рік тому +1803

    parkzer is genuinely so funny in this, please let him talk confusedly about movies and tv shows again sometime LMAO

    • @MazHazPazzaz
      @MazHazPazzaz Рік тому +151

      Dude, Parkzer instantly makes every video they're in so much better.

    • @silvesta5027
      @silvesta5027 Рік тому +127

      My man is the most culturally unaware person ever I love him so much

    • @NothingXemnas
      @NothingXemnas Рік тому +67

      @@silvesta5027
      I thought I was culturally dumb cuz i nearly never had access to cinema theaters (i only ever watched the first Monsters Inc, and never watched Alladin either) cuz I am quite poor, but him being COMPLETELY, UTTERLY UNAWARE of these films sounds like he not only never saw a TV in his life, I wonder if he even has Internet... unless this is all a bit.
      Addendum: DOUG DOESNT KNOW MY LITTLE MERMAID AND POCAHONTAS? my god, these people ... i never watched Pocahontas and I know her... how...

    • @praisesui-tyan
      @praisesui-tyan Рік тому +5

      Man, we really need the dislike button counter back to shit on these bots.

    • @jack_74
      @jack_74 Рік тому +1

      @griffy hey thanks bro

  • @SodaPopBop3
    @SodaPopBop3 7 місяців тому +3

    Love how the video was chat picking a normal answer and Doug judging them harder then hes ever had before

  • @mordrens
    @mordrens 7 місяців тому +2

    i think i liked this video when it first came out but i don’t remember it at ALL. thank you, doug, for making unmemorable entertaining content

  • @phantomsouls7788
    @phantomsouls7788 Рік тому +1462

    I love the fact that throughout the entire livestream there was a slim percentage of people that were just clicking on DougDoug’s face

  • @morksisnthererightnow8738
    @morksisnthererightnow8738 Рік тому +494

    Oh my god the dynamic between Doug and Parkzer is so hilarious dude they are just so naturally funny when they’re interacting lmao

  • @MagikOpossum
    @MagikOpossum 9 місяців тому +2

    Summer: hot, is shit
    Spring: Can't breathe season
    Fall: nice colors, chilly but nothing super amazing
    Winter: Cold, but beautiful snow, great atmosphere, best holidays, and you can be inside with hot chocolate as either snow or rain falls gently onto your window. Objectively cozy 10/10 would recommend

  • @getsiesayas8934
    @getsiesayas8934 Рік тому +4

    1:23
    As a Panamanian I can confirm that winter here is indeed two degrees colder...but it rains like hell almost every single day

  • @Firestar4041
    @Firestar4041 Рік тому +3400

    So, to clarify, the *ONLY WAY* Doug can win an argument against Twitch Chat;
    is by bringing poor Parkzer into the argument, give him ZERO context, confuse the shit out of him, and ask his opinion;
    the same way you do a guy bout to hit a pinata

  • @TieflingInAJar
    @TieflingInAJar Рік тому +922

    Parkzer is both highly intelligent and culturally inept and he bounces of doug and twitch chat so well

    • @techno1561
      @techno1561 9 місяців тому +57

      Especially since it would be impossible to tell if he was joking or not.

    • @collincaperton6718
      @collincaperton6718 7 місяців тому +18

      ​@@techno1561theres no way he can be as culturally inept as he makes himself out to be but if hes joking he is very convincing

  • @ryebreadthebread
    @ryebreadthebread 8 місяців тому +1

    DougDoug forgetting Canada isn’t real is the best part of this

  • @thecluckster3908
    @thecluckster3908 Рік тому +1

    I haven’t laughed this hard in forever man, this is amazing.

  • @godorninja8079
    @godorninja8079 Рік тому +1468

    Doug gaslighting his friend so he is right is such a jasmine play

  • @Spooky_is_quite_silly
    @Spooky_is_quite_silly Рік тому +5877

    Chat is the main character, Doug is the side character, Parkzer is comedic relief.

    • @furrygaesex
      @furrygaesex Рік тому +19

      True, btw i love your neco arc pfp 😎🦝🌯

    • @Spooky_is_quite_silly
      @Spooky_is_quite_silly Рік тому +14

      @@furrygaesex thank yooouuuu!!

    • @ChrisNinjaEagle
      @ChrisNinjaEagle Рік тому +35

      What about the other friend? the one who gave straight answers about wheter or not skyrim characters should be condemned to death for traitorous intentions and actions.

    • @Spooky_is_quite_silly
      @Spooky_is_quite_silly Рік тому +59

      @@ChrisNinjaEagle the smart side character that always wears glasses and has reasonable solutions to problems

    • @verkcuos
      @verkcuos Рік тому +10

      chat is actually a demonic hivemind

  • @extinctcorgi4057
    @extinctcorgi4057 4 місяці тому +4

    11:00 bro says Egor and the picture is of Donkey King.

  • @sansventura7199
    @sansventura7199 10 днів тому +1

    I love how Doug Doug is so baffled by people liking winter, like he’s never heard of a place near the equator before. I live in Texas and winter is my favorite season cause I don’t melt the second I step outside and I can actually use my damn blanket at night

    • @iamnotgenz
      @iamnotgenz 9 днів тому +1

      THANK YOU! I live in Texas too, earlier last month in April, it was 90 DEGREES, it feels good to use my butt warmer once and not boil alive.

  • @peterjohnson11655
    @peterjohnson11655 Рік тому +2082

    Seeing Twitch chat escape an abusive relationship with Doug was truly inspiring. Throughout the entire video Dougdoug points out all of Twitch chat's flaws, failing to acknowledge any of their good qualities. He mocks and insults them, and insists that he's the "main character" in their relationship, that it revolves around him, instead of treating them as equals, which is how a healthy relationship should be. Then after mocking and gaslighting Twitch chat for 20 minutes, he tries to convince them that they're perfect for each other, that Twitch chat has been madly in love with Doug the entire tume, that Twitch chat NEEDS him, because they couldn't succeed on their own due to the flaws Doug has pointed out throughout the video. Twitch chat realizes that Doug has been manipulating them, however, and instead rejects Doug, because they realize that it's more important to care for yourself than let someone else take control of your life. What an incredible masterpiece of storytelling. 3/10, needs more Parkzer.

  • @johnnyd.1004
    @johnnyd.1004 Рік тому +1272

    Parkzer is like if "Turkey sandwich with lemonade" was a personality, and that's why we all love him.

    • @MUGENanaya
      @MUGENanaya Рік тому +3

      what does this mean
      im eating that right now

    • @coffee-with-sprats
      @coffee-with-sprats Рік тому

      Good.

    • @Crimsonxkingx
      @Crimsonxkingx Рік тому

      How is lemonade sour???

    • @Crimsonxkingx
      @Crimsonxkingx Рік тому

      They put like 51 g of sugar (Googled)

    • @bananasauz4337
      @bananasauz4337 Рік тому +1

      @@Crimsonxkingx BECAUSE THERE IS LEMON IN IT. It’s a lot of sugar, yeah, but it’s still a lemon.

  • @yeaboi743
    @yeaboi743 9 місяців тому +2

    I wish I had time to watch Doug's streams. I feel like I would really enjoy myself in his chat

  • @brookez3116
    @brookez3116 Місяць тому +1

    As a big fan of monsters university, I’m here to say that even Pixar has confirmed Mike is the main character of that movie while Sully was the main character of the original

  • @ShoxyRoxy
    @ShoxyRoxy Рік тому +734

    Parkzer is so intelligent, deduced everything happening on stream without even looking at it

    • @skyprior3866
      @skyprior3866 Рік тому +28

      @Recommended For You 🅥 wow it was almost smart, so close

    • @hiti6753
      @hiti6753 Рік тому +38

      Even the Snooker!

    • @klpliper5783
      @klpliper5783 Рік тому +32

      actual ace attorney lawyer

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer Рік тому +2

      @@klpliper5783 unironically brilliant and hilarious. I'd love to see him more often.

  • @plazmapug8728
    @plazmapug8728 Рік тому +265

    I long for the day that, after becoming the world’s best layer, Parkzer is cross-examining a defense attorney for a murder trial, and in the middle of it, gets a call from Doug asking to settle a debate between him and Twitch Chat about beans.

  • @aidentrimbach447
    @aidentrimbach447 Рік тому +3

    OMFG! "One-handed wrestling" has me dead. Lmao 🤣

  • @ericsuen4364
    @ericsuen4364 8 місяців тому +2

    I think we can all agree Parkzer is the main character

  • @logandanielson7691
    @logandanielson7691 Рік тому +623

    I like how he called a guy who has apparently ony ever watched the rush hour movies and jackie chan adventures as his authority on movies

    • @Shadow-sx4gh
      @Shadow-sx4gh Рік тому +73

      Ye but he's a cop lawyer, so he's pretty much a genius

    • @ItsHimBro
      @ItsHimBro Рік тому +37

      Rush Hour is one of the greatest cinematic movie series ever made.

    • @Oscillic
      @Oscillic 10 місяців тому +3

      @@ItsHimBroI agree

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@ItsHimBroyeah it had Igor the Donkey
      it slapped

    • @hatmanmanofhats8167
      @hatmanmanofhats8167 2 місяці тому +3

      Igor Tucker give the performance of a life time

  • @user-zh4vo1kw1z
    @user-zh4vo1kw1z Рік тому +226

    Parkzer is the physical embodiment of "what would happen if Napoleon Dynamite wanted to become a superhero, so went to police academy, studied law and carried a gun wherever he went".
    Truely aspirational.

  • @Blobby90
    @Blobby90 9 місяців тому +1

    I love how involved chat is, to the point where they're streaming just as much as Douglas Douglas

  • @banditofmilk9451
    @banditofmilk9451 2 місяці тому +2

    I love how they were arguing and when parkzer said they could be deuteragonists he shut them down but the second he said it could be sully he completely agreed

  • @DeadSpacedOut
    @DeadSpacedOut Рік тому +1357

    If there's 1 thing we can all agree on, it's that Igor really does steal the show in Shrek, definitely the underdonkey of the story.

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH Рік тому +3

      Jesus Christ died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who has faith in him. True faith in Jesus will have you bear good fruit and *drastically* change for the better! Those led by the Holy Spirit do not abide in wickedness.
      God is three in one; the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit! Bless him!
      As I am led by the Holy Spirit, nothing I state is a lie, but the truth of God. Anyone who tells you differently is misinformed or a liar. They do not know God, nor led by him.
      Anyone who *claims* to be a Christian and is against what I am doing, for any reason; the Holy Spirit does not dwell within them. They know not God, read his word, and their religion is in vain. Do not hear them, they will mislead you, the lost cannot guide the lost.

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH Рік тому +3

      When you trust in God and cast your cares (worries, anxiety, depression, suicidal thoughts) upon him, they will be NO MORE!
      Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals!
      The world is wicked, evil, and of the devil.
      I too, was a wicked sinner of the world before I opened my heart to God. I am living proof of God's work and fruitfulness! He is an active God who hears the prayers of his! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous. The devil is a liar that comes to steal, to kill, and to destroy; that includes your relationship with God.

    • @boranates1320
      @boranates1320 Рік тому +33

      @@Call_Upon_YAH allahu akbar

    • @ghostpopp
      @ghostpopp Рік тому +13

      @@Call_Upon_YAH then where did my worries anxiety go i still see them

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH Рік тому +2

      @@ghostpopp Hey! I have the verses here for you. When you cast all your cares upon God, he will take them!
      God being our heavenly father who protects us from so much already, will certainly take away any mental burden one of his children are carrying! How could you do the will of the Father if you're walking around depressed or anxious all the time? He doesn't want you to be depressed, anxious, etc. You just have to give it to him, trust in him, and lean on him on the matter! ❤️
      1 Peter 5:7 KJV
      7 Casting all your care upon him; for he careth for you.
      John 14:27 KJV
      27 Peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you: not as the world giveth, give I unto you. Let not your heart be troubled, neither let it be afraid.

  • @Zand3rsson
    @Zand3rsson Рік тому +219

    I love how Parkzer was literally going out but came back to do a personality test and discuss if Igor The Donkey is the main character in Shrek

  • @Tom___Foolery
    @Tom___Foolery Місяць тому

    As a person who's lived in Phoenix, AZ for their entire life, winter is very cool since it features 2-3 months of cold weather, a nice change of pace from being baked alive during our long summers (aka, from Late April/early May to Late October/Early November)

  • @YoushouldntSeethis
    @YoushouldntSeethis 7 місяців тому

    i forgot to pause the video. now i have watched an additional 3 hours of dougdoug.

  • @FemaleNerdatron
    @FemaleNerdatron Рік тому +294

    I love watching the chat during these videos. When Doug got Jasmine as his Disney character, someone called him Aladdin’s snooker.

    • @raghavpant3251
      @raghavpant3251 Рік тому +25

      Chat is the main character, after all. Who else would you watch? That guy on the screen, Igor or something?

  • @slothloth
    @slothloth Рік тому +572

    Parkzer is so culturally unaware and innocent but god we love him

  • @SmugRock96
    @SmugRock96 9 місяців тому

    doug is the needed character, like the channel couldn't exist without him, but chat is also a main character. parkzer is a secondary character

  • @mensatico
    @mensatico 10 місяців тому

    I love doug trying to explain the seasons and the beauty of autumn while I'm thinking "autumn in my country is hot as all hell, so dry you can't not drink water all the time, and so windy you can't keep your house from dirt all over the floor", and it's not even that extreme as other countries

  • @peterscardino3919
    @peterscardino3919 Рік тому +553

    Parkzer is literally the most clueless person I’ve ever heard speak about pop culture
    Also Cinderella came out in 1950 Doug

    • @TheAnimeEncyclopedia
      @TheAnimeEncyclopedia Рік тому +23

      And then he knows Snooker and Jackie Chan Adventures XD

    • @peterscardino3919
      @peterscardino3919 Рік тому +2

      The two all mighty classics XD

    • @TheAnimeEncyclopedia
      @TheAnimeEncyclopedia Рік тому +3

      @@peterscardino3919 Ye. Trust me though Jackie Chan Adventures was terribly underrated. I used to love it as a kid XD

    • @peterscardino3919
      @peterscardino3919 Рік тому +1

      @@TheAnimeEncyclopedia definitely a hall of fame kid show! I would swap immediately to that channel if I saw that name

    • @TheAnimeEncyclopedia
      @TheAnimeEncyclopedia Рік тому +3

      @@peterscardino3919 Oh you know it to XD
      I used to constantly watch it on netflix

  • @cheescake69
    @cheescake69 Рік тому +1156

    Doug, nothing is going through chat's mind, just white noise, static, and a blank screen; once you turn off your stream, all of us go into reboot mode, which is complete darkness and quiet.

    • @OreganoParsley
      @OreganoParsley Рік тому +20

      That’s why we go from divorced males to children who like winter.

    • @radarcore2125
      @radarcore2125 Рік тому +2

      @DougDoug 🅥 thank you dougdoug

    • @teamchaos5101
      @teamchaos5101 Рік тому +5

      I can confirm this as I don't have thoughts

    • @DOMINNIMOD198
      @DOMINNIMOD198 Рік тому +1

      As a background character i can confirm

    • @anti_neon8910
      @anti_neon8910 Рік тому +2

      well uh.... INTP-T Makes perfect sense lol

  • @TRIVIA5209
    @TRIVIA5209 Рік тому +2

    Next time Doug is at a convention or something he should take everyone there out for snooker, pastrami, and autumn.

  • @thewanderingtraveler8837
    @thewanderingtraveler8837 Рік тому +3593

    As a father who had children obsessed with Monsters, Inc., I can tell you that Mike Wazowski is a co-main character in Monsters, Inc., and the main character in Monsters University. Therefore, chat is the main character.

    • @actuallystuff
      @actuallystuff Рік тому +261

      Inc. happened after University, so chat was the main character until they got demoted by my favorite main character princess jasmine

    • @runedoom
      @runedoom Рік тому +110

      @@actuallystuff who became the protagonist again at the end. Mike did become the number at obtaining laughter energy.

    •  Рік тому +6

      @@runedoom Sully, I think.

    • @proudtiger2538
      @proudtiger2538 Рік тому +71

      i would say mike is 75% the main character, because he is 50% main character in monsters inc., and 100% main character in monsters university. taking the average of these two values gives us a clear percentage of how much main characterness mike (and thus chat) possesses

    • @Atlas_1127
      @Atlas_1127 10 місяців тому +3

      @ big chat energy coming out of this comment

  • @wendyjaa
    @wendyjaa Рік тому +223

    I swear, Parkzer being convinced that Donkey is named Igor might just be the funniest thing that's ever happened on this channel.

    • @dm-no-te-legramJamesTurner0
      @dm-no-te-legramJamesTurner0 Рік тому

      You a won gift::📦
      DM 🔝🔝

    • @IDontReallyWantAYoutubeHandle
      @IDontReallyWantAYoutubeHandle Рік тому +11

      Thing is, it's reasonable to assume he got it Winnie the Pooh's own donkey, Eeyore, and just confused it a bit. Parkzer is just the right combination of barely knowing it and living under a rock and we love him for it

    • @zacyquack
      @zacyquack Рік тому +1

      Seek help

    • @wendyjaa
      @wendyjaa Рік тому +1

      @@zacyquack you too, dearie! 😊

  • @frankthompson1562
    @frankthompson1562 Місяць тому +3

    Mike wasaski and sully are co-protagonists. Meaning they are both main characters. Meaning that twitch chat is indeed a main character.

  • @ericktheclown5032
    @ericktheclown5032 Місяць тому

    This is the funniest video ive seen in a looooong while.

  • @a.b.cooper4807
    @a.b.cooper4807 Рік тому +528

    Parkzer is such an icon. Never even heard of Monsters, Inc and he STILL is spot on with his analysis.

  • @filleis6374
    @filleis6374 Рік тому +403

    I havent laughed as hard in a long time as I did at Doug losing it when Parkzer is telling him about movies.

  • @Our_Remedy
    @Our_Remedy 10 місяців тому +1

    "You can [snuggle up in a warm blankie] at any time of year" NO YOU CAN'T!! Unless you want to overheat and feel like shit and be sweaty then sure you can get 'snuggly' in summer. But in winter it's actually satisfying and cozy.

  • @constantspider
    @constantspider Місяць тому

    Doug Doug videos are usually...
    the title: Me and Twitch chat play minesweeper
    the video: Revolutionary war against an onslaught of self aware AI and Twitch Chat, and Doug is the vengeful God

  • @abbycaldwell3166
    @abbycaldwell3166 Рік тому +1368

    Doug: claims that chat is manipulative and tries to lead him toward wrong answers
    Also Doug: slanders the concepts of winter, milk, and lemonade, tries to claim that Mike Wazowski isn't a main character while Jasmine is, goes back and forth on whether his friend is a reliable source for deciding who is right based on whether or not the decision favors him

    • @hurou
      @hurou Рік тому +23

      that is because winter sucks

    • @fastmadcow
      @fastmadcow Рік тому +61

      @@hurou winter is great. I’m a cow- cows love winter ❄️

    • @hurou
      @hurou Рік тому +9

      @@fastmadcow as someone who's been through northern winter, I say it sucks, I prefer anything over it

    • @adamhellegaard2019
      @adamhellegaard2019 Рік тому +52

      @@hurou as someone who has lived in Montana all the years of my life, winter has not only the best aesthetics, but also does the best job of weeding out those who are too weak to survive

    • @gameworldjt
      @gameworldjt Рік тому +15

      @@hurou as someone who's been through semi-northern winter (very north of Kazakhstan, im not sure how north that is compared to the north you mean), i disagree with you sir