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  • @It_isGreatwith_mysoul
    @It_isGreatwith_mysoul Рік тому +293

    What a gifted man to talk smack on everyone to make us laugh at ourselves. Life isn't worth living if you can't enjoy some hard ass laughter.

    • @youness925
      @youness925 10 місяців тому

      😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

    • @noratomlinson607
      @noratomlinson607 10 місяців тому +4

      100%!!!

    • @scotmacc
      @scotmacc 10 місяців тому

      Unfunny black man makes unfunny " jokes " about white people. How original...YAWWWWNNN!!

    • @patmurch6184
      @patmurch6184 10 місяців тому

      Uh huhhhhh! You ain't lyin'! When is the rest of the world gonna catch on to that philosophy??? Ppl be trying to take away all the enjoyable parts of life... Man life is f**kin hard enough as it is, without some miserable ass mofo tryin to take others' joy away!

    • @patmurch6184
      @patmurch6184 10 місяців тому +3

      HELL MF YEAH! PREACH! 💯💯💯💯💯💯

  • @sourcehealing82
    @sourcehealing82 Рік тому +129

    Whenever I’m down, I listen to Dave and laughing heals my soul. 😂 ❤

    • @chenlee3240
      @chenlee3240 Рік тому

      If that is not racist what is? Blacks move to where ever they want and before they get there the Other side of the bridge is nice, after they get there the "other side of that bridge becomes a massive trash filled crime infested shit hole.

    • @johnnymolten7689
      @johnnymolten7689 10 місяців тому +3

      Same ❤

    • @lisaheltonhudson
      @lisaheltonhudson 9 місяців тому +2

      Same here!!!! ❤😂

  • @fearsomename4517
    @fearsomename4517 Рік тому +484

    Dave is literally a living legend. He has such great timing and delivery.

    • @cquilty1
      @cquilty1 Рік тому +1

      Fearsome Name
      "literally."

    • @jonahbrown5669
      @jonahbrown5669 Рік тому +1

      LiTeRaLlY

    • @Emy53
      @Emy53 Рік тому +2

      He's intelligent

    • @corpsi9761
      @corpsi9761 Рік тому +2

      No, he's not.
      He's just Over-rated.

    • @fearsomename4517
      @fearsomename4517 Рік тому +7

      @@corpsi9761 You have the right to remain silent. You just don't have the ability.

  • @j.w.3345
    @j.w.3345 Рік тому +75

    Dave tells it like it is and makes fun of all of us. We can all laugh at ourselves and live together without hate. Love you Dave.

    • @noratomlinson607
      @noratomlinson607 10 місяців тому +5

      100%

    • @patmurch6184
      @patmurch6184 10 місяців тому

      True ... But unfortunately, these days there always gonna be somebody who got no soul who gonna raise a big mof**kin STINK to their Rich, powerful uncle A**hole and find a way to take all the fun outta life!
      Used to be, they'd just stay away and do something else, now they just get off on some other s**t! Thank God for gifted, creative, genius artists like DAVE MOTHERF**KIN' CHAPPELLE BOYYYYY!

  • @BogartSlap
    @BogartSlap Рік тому +219

    Dave is one of those comedians who makes you laugh like crazy just by telling the truth about life. :)

    • @drakethesnek6429
      @drakethesnek6429 Рік тому +6

      No, he merely tells his perception of reality. It's foolish to treat him as some sort of intellectual.

    • @patmurch6184
      @patmurch6184 10 місяців тому +6

      ​@@drakethesnek6429
      Kid... You made his point. tHAt is EXACTLY why comedians like Chappelle and the really good ones ARE INGENIOUS. All they're essentially doing is talking up their perceptions and some universal mixed in, it takes a certain talent to make people laugh but Dave is one of the best bc how he has always pushed the envelope and always stayed true to himself. This shit will always be getting views and his stories will always be entertaining as f**k he just a funny MF

    • @davidjohnson4298
      @davidjohnson4298 10 місяців тому +1

      Sanfagcisco

    • @BogartSlap
      @BogartSlap 10 місяців тому +1

      @@drakethesnek6429 Uh, I must have missed the part where I said ANYTHING about treating Dave as an intellectual. Wow, maybe I'm, like, blacking out and saying things that I later have no memory of...ORRRR, perhaps you're just projecting thoughts onto me that I've not only never expressed, but also never even had...

    • @aservant2287
      @aservant2287 9 місяців тому

      At least he's honest enough to say he's racist. Great guy, we need more racists. Right, you see my point. God is love and doesn't look at the skin color. His ignorance is numbing

  • @stompterra7644
    @stompterra7644 Рік тому +111

    I've never heard anybody talk about the contrast between San Francisco and Oakland. I've spent time in both...Chappelle nailed it.

    • @insanetaco98
      @insanetaco98 Рік тому +3

      Bro I drive out there from the valley all the time so I cut through Oakland to get to SF and that shit kills me every time lol. Plus my sisters husband grew up out there off 98th. Gotta love how wildly different the bay is

    • @davidwelch5186
      @davidwelch5186 Рік тому +1

      what contrast. I was born in sf in 52.. white people are a minority then and now.
      im white and live in nicaragua.. I like being a minority.

    • @seth101-hv4st
      @seth101-hv4st 10 місяців тому

      San Francisco sucks bad any more.

    • @cryingdemocrats1460
      @cryingdemocrats1460 10 місяців тому

      Ha ha ha ha white on Dave 👈🤣👍🍻

    • @musicfan6991
      @musicfan6991 9 місяців тому

      Riiiiiiight??
      Shyidd I swear I thought SF was so lit cuz ppl made it seem like the gays were responsible but dang gay people got black people too so WTF they really went that way okay Dave don't lie soooooo 💪🏽

  • @Bertsan
    @Bertsan Рік тому +739

    The man is just brilliant. My favorite comedian since George Carlin. You have to be highly intelligent to be a good comedian 🎉

    • @aguynamedscott11
      @aguynamedscott11 Рік тому +4

      In what way?

    • @williamtobin7282
      @williamtobin7282 Рік тому +11

      @@aguynamedscott11 HAHAHA..NOW YOU FUNNY TOO....

    • @RivetGardener
      @RivetGardener Рік тому +16

      He makes jokes on truths, and deep ideas we all carry even though a lot deny them. He brings out the human in you. He reminds me of Archie Bunker in a way...he was like that.

    • @MrJbcnet
      @MrJbcnet Рік тому +4

      Facts 😂

    • @CDoggC
      @CDoggC Рік тому

      #GOD is #HUMAN, lol #FLATearth HEADS!
      #CRUCIFIxIon is #evil #NLP
      +-#-+ #geomagnetism
      ✝🧲☦

  • @jonroth8427
    @jonroth8427 Рік тому +27

    Dave is the man. Absolutely hilarious material backed-up by an even funnier presentation before an audience. And chicken & watermelon? Love 'em both.

  • @fredorman2429
    @fredorman2429 Рік тому +180

    I love the food humor. My dad was from England and mom was from a farm in Pennsylvania and every month we would have tripe, kidneys or liver. I loved it, but my friends had issues. Dave understands humor, which much of America has lost.

    • @theojames109
      @theojames109 Рік тому +3

      I'm from England and I dunno wtf your dad was doing with your food 😅

    • @konaguzzi1
      @konaguzzi1 Рік тому

      ohhh good grief you poor man I truly hate tripe, and know of very few people who have such a bad sense of taste they can handle eating it lol . My parents tried to force me too eat it, with the old eat it or go with out... I would go without every time then it turned on for breakfast as well.

    • @ltdoc
      @ltdoc Рік тому

      I've never fucking heard of "tripe" before

    • @Carl_Brutananadilewski
      @Carl_Brutananadilewski Рік тому +1

      @@konaguzzi1I’d say it’s much more a bad sense of taste that you can’t palette food beyond chicken nuggets. Tripe is amazing, and is a staple in many cultures. Perhaps you should travel more.

    • @konaguzzi1
      @konaguzzi1 Рік тому

      @@Carl_Brutananadilewski I'd beg to differ, I don't have a sensitive palette, ie either I like it or do not like it but often can not tell you what is in it that either I like or don't like about it, chicken nibbles/nuggets have never been in my cooking list/shopping list, I eat a varied diet of veg and meats including sheep's brains livers kidneys, there are foods that I'm not fond of but only one I can say that I truly hate and that's Tripe.

  • @ghostrights9314
    @ghostrights9314 Рік тому +40

    He’s awesome. He doesn’t fear his audience.
    I have a huge amount of respect of someone who will go up on stage and say whatever they want. It’s hard to be offended by someone who just doesn’t care what you think of them.

    • @jasonflake6893
      @jasonflake6893 Рік тому

      Dude called for a race riot then cried about Jan 6 get the fuck out of here.

    • @lindahoganson8721
      @lindahoganson8721 10 місяців тому

      Did that take years of practice? I’ve met him just in the past two years here on YT. He is very good.

    • @patmurch6184
      @patmurch6184 10 місяців тому +1

      ON POINT! I strive to be more like that everyday! It ain't easy for ppl like me, it's a G**damn GIFT I tell y'all! To genuinely to not give 2 F**Ks!
      It's a dang GIFT!
      CHAPPELLE got that GIFT SON!

  • @korybeckwith834
    @korybeckwith834 9 місяців тому +7

    One of the few comedians that can make me laugh so hard it brings tears to my eyes.

  • @TonyV89
    @TonyV89 Рік тому +282

    What I love about this guy is that he's so unapologetic. He says hilarious and offensive shit about everyone and he never says he's sorry. I respect the fuck outta that.

    • @cquilty1
      @cquilty1 Рік тому +2

      Toni v
      Let me guess,...you're american, right?

    • @TonyV89
      @TonyV89 Рік тому +7

      @@cquilty1 Let me guess... My name was stamped on the comment and you still couldn't spell it correctly, right?

    • @cquilty1
      @cquilty1 Рік тому

      toni v
      Answering a question with a question, ya sneaky lass. 2nd time now, let me guess...you're american, right?
      Excuse the type o's, toni. I have a new phone as the keyboard is taking some getting used to.

    • @Sammie551
      @Sammie551 Рік тому +1

      Most comedians do

    • @whoknowswhocares885
      @whoknowswhocares885 Рік тому +4

      Equal Opportunity mockery

  • @joelsamuels181
    @joelsamuels181 Рік тому +17

    Mr Chappelle is by far presently the absolute best comedian while at the very same time years ahead of his time. When he makes the statement that he is the best he is not kidding. He speaks the truth. He's George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Red Fox, Eddie Murphy all rapped up in one man. I love the guy

  • @Corehaven22
    @Corehaven22 Рік тому +63

    Dave can say anything he wants about any race I think because he's an equal opportunity insulter and joker. He makes fun of everyone's race including his own. And because he descriminates against everyone, he discriminates against no one. He points out our funny and ironic differences and leaves no one out. And you just can't begin to get angry at him.

    • @Oliverklozov13
      @Oliverklozov13 Рік тому +3

      Meh, he's not really equal opportunity when it comes to that but he's sure fooled a lot of people into thinking he is.

    • @Don-uj4me
      @Don-uj4me Рік тому +2

      ​@@Oliverklozov13Meh, not really. But a lot of people are fooled into thinking that he isn't.

    • @patmurch6184
      @patmurch6184 9 місяців тому

      @Corehaven22 well said my man! Couldn't agree more wit ya!

  • @bignelly9476
    @bignelly9476 10 місяців тому +19

    Please protect this man at all costs he’s funny as shit

  • @davehenry7262
    @davehenry7262 Рік тому +84

    He nailed it on the head about the San Fran-Oakland area.

    • @lilek3031
      @lilek3031 Рік тому +5

      I’m from east Oakland 😂 lol he definitely nailed it lmao 🤣

    • @lookoutforchris
      @lookoutforchris Рік тому +3

      Segregated black communities make everyone’s life better. Go San Francisco!

    • @nevaehlheaven
      @nevaehlheaven Рік тому

      @@lookoutforchris classism and abuse is why Black people are so hostile, bitter and depressed. I don't think you should just say segregation is okay. Because Black people aren't the root of the problem.

  • @Not_The_FBI_1992
    @Not_The_FBI_1992 10 місяців тому +11

    I love Dave's 'White Person Voice' so hilarious! I use to work with this black dude (RIP Jake, miss you bro) him and I, me being white, use to always joke back and forth with each other about race stereotypes and it was absolutely the best work friendship I'd ever experienced. But it also made all of our other co-workers incredibly uncomfortable when we would like that in front of them

  • @Footy_Fan
    @Footy_Fan 11 місяців тому +3

    One of the absolute GOATs and one of four comedians that I can always turn to when my day is circling the toilet.

  • @eyeinfinite27
    @eyeinfinite27 Рік тому +139

    "And f*** carrots!" - OMG can't stop laughing.

    • @vickigonya9432
      @vickigonya9432 Рік тому +6

      I was dying!! He's so funny!! Because it's true!!

    • @G0L0V0L0MKEE
      @G0L0V0L0MKEE Рік тому

      IF THAT IS Y0UR LAUGHING-P0INT (N0TE P0INT) REMINDS ME AMERICA WILL LAUGH AT ANY-THING (MIGHT BE 0BEDIENT-THING)
      KINDY & SCH00L & ALL THAT Y0UR PARENT(S) WASNT INV0LVE

    • @estellagivens-whittaker335
      @estellagivens-whittaker335 Рік тому

      😂😂😂

  • @aaronbischoff721
    @aaronbischoff721 Рік тому +60

    Dave’s comment about smoking with white people are pretty true. I worked with black people and we smoked weed and I hear about their problems but with white people it was all about the times they got high and it’s all soooo funny

    • @Masked_SVincent
      @Masked_SVincent Рік тому

      Mexicans be goin off on existential life shit

    • @ericn7677
      @ericn7677 Рік тому +4

      Never experienced that. Smoked with light and dark skin toned people. We all just had fun. Nobody talking about their problems or about the times they got high.

    • @Eddyke
      @Eddyke Рік тому +1

      @@ericn7677 what's dark skinned people?

    • @ericn7677
      @ericn7677 Рік тому +3

      @@Eddyke You'll have to figure that one out for yourself. I didn't say anything about skinned people.

    • @patmurch6184
      @patmurch6184 10 місяців тому +1

      @@ericn7677 awww man, you played that well son. Lolol smh always gotta be 1 right... Anyway, yeah I've had pleasant and unpleasant marijuana sessions with all the peoples colorful to plain ... Some times in other countries where I didn't speak a lick of the native tongue... But we all spoke weed and became one lol. I will say this, that my experiences smoking herbs w my elder family uncles aunts cousins .. like 20 or 30 yrs my senior... They pretty will ALWAYS proceed to either jibber jabber about a particular time in 1963 they got high OR they'd proceed to talk about EVERY BAG of weed they bought, traded for, stole, inherited, found or smoked between 1960 and 1982 lololol
      It's funny as hell bc it's like something will just kick in their brains apparently they can't remember S**T (CRS) but they can remember every last detail of the weed they smoked back in the day. I be like man, maybe it wasn't actually good weed if u can remember all them details cousin! Lololol idk shit is hilarious to me tho, just hie different folks different strokes different generations, behave with marijuana lol. That's one thing I will give our up and coming lounger newer generations for getting right .. making weed acceptable, important, yet not acting like it was some taboo or guilty pleasure everyone needs to hear about.... Thank God we figured out that marijuana is God's medicine and it's meant to be shared and experienced in every day life, the power of this plant... Man will never fully comprehend... But we can do a lot of research in the meantime!
      Tree of Life Baby

  • @mcronn1002
    @mcronn1002 Рік тому +78

    Dave can talk about sensitive issues. And make it funny 😂 . He’s a one of one.!! No cap 🧢/ 🐐 of comedy 🎭

    • @Around_blax_dont_relax
      @Around_blax_dont_relax Рік тому +4

      Did you know you can convey meaning with just words? We moved past pictograms quite a while ago

    • @nielslehnen6076
      @nielslehnen6076 Рік тому

      Cant say he's the goat but he's good

    • @patmurch6184
      @patmurch6184 10 місяців тому +2

      Nah, you right... DAVE THE GOAT... After they tried to cancel his ass and make his legacy disappear - just like another statistic... To do what he's done, how he's done it, dealing w it all, all the BS while staying true to himself for the purpose of being joy and laughter to himself others, and coming back even MORE HIMSELF THEN HE EVER BEEN!
      UH!
      F**K yeah motherf**kinaintright
      Dave the MF GOAT bc the way he did what he done...
      Ain't nobody gonna actually come out of the BS they put him thru and come outta that shit STRONGER + more Dave then ever!
      That shit... That's GOAT all day... He did it his way the whole way, he ain't stupid matter of fact he smart as a Mofo

    • @patmurch6184
      @patmurch6184 9 місяців тому

      @@Around_blax_dont_relax we been "de-volving" as a human race for a while now - - u didn't know? Words, sentences becoming acronyms or abbreviations... The way I see it, at this rate, spoken word will soon be back to grunts like our cavemen (and cavewomen) ancestors! Btw (u see what I did there?) The 80s group DEVO - for those who don't know - their music had a nerdy funny, sad but true take on how we humans are DE-VOlving

    • @edhall3719
      @edhall3719 9 місяців тому

      ​@@patmurch6184we now know what happens when people listen to the man . They wore face diapers and stood on dots during the riots and joined the phizer cult

  • @bradyhuffman1895
    @bradyhuffman1895 Рік тому +29

    Dave Chappelle is a legend. Will always be one of the best comedians of all time if not THE best. Would love to buy this guy a cheap pbr in Richmond, Indiana and just let the show begin.

    • @patmurch6184
      @patmurch6184 10 місяців тому

      Hahaha nice... PbR tall boy, go outside smoke a lil weed .. you'd be dying of laughter by the end of the night haha... Shit I never knew he smoked cigarettes I love how he's occasionally just smoking a Newport 100 while performing... To me, I just felt like fuck yeah Dave just another way to say FU I don't give a F**K to the world hahaha my man

  • @WutTheDeuceGaming
    @WutTheDeuceGaming 5 місяців тому

    Appreciate this guy for as long as you can. His writing is some of the best we'll ever see. Don't listen to people who take his stand up WAY TOO seriously. He really is a bright person in a dark world that makes fun of everyone for our entertainment.
    A living legend, one of the best to ever do it, a celebrity that hates everything that comes with it. Does his standups, works hard, stays away from social media, and spends time with his family. We could all learn from him.

  • @crashgear08
    @crashgear08 Рік тому +26

    This is why Dave is the GOAT without a doubt, just crazy and brutally funny. They hate the fact they cannot cancel him, we love it because that means he's about to test the limits even further..

  • @Nerotique
    @Nerotique Рік тому +72

    I love Dave! Legendary Comedian.

  • @jacobschmit2399
    @jacobschmit2399 Рік тому +256

    i saw him in person two weeks ago… he said very similar jokes but every time it gets funnier 😂

    • @shanetography
      @shanetography Рік тому +3

      War Damn Eagle!

    • @historyiwitness5915
      @historyiwitness5915 Рік тому +1

      Maybe its the two drink minimum. Chapelle has never been funny unless you were a stoner in the 90s.

    • @philspreadborough1554
      @philspreadborough1554 Рік тому

      @@historyiwitness5915 he's a genius who was ahead of his time. Like come on... a blind black white supremacist ... can't right that!!!

    • @juniorrivera8557
      @juniorrivera8557 Рік тому

      @@historyiwitness5915 ya ok, then why are you here then? Schmuck

    • @anthonyalvidrez9209
      @anthonyalvidrez9209 Рік тому +4

      Comedians gonna repeat jokes from time to time….if they don’t…..there not gonna be as versatile and won’t have many your dates

  • @cwatson4271
    @cwatson4271 Рік тому +55

    A true professional comedian.

  • @SansoHumar
    @SansoHumar Рік тому +110

    I can say from experience everything he says is correct. Also chicken and watermelon is delicious.

    • @Nerotique
      @Nerotique Рік тому +6

      True, if you don't like chicken and watermelon something is wrong with you!

    • @Nicky2414
      @Nicky2414 Рік тому +1

      @@Nerotique What if I live fried chicken, but not watermelon?

  • @benjaminbrown7146
    @benjaminbrown7146 Рік тому +368

    I'm actually really surprised at how much his look and voice has changed over the years

    • @nancye1436
      @nancye1436 Рік тому +46

      All that weed has helped his voice!😂

    • @zelmo73
      @zelmo73 Рік тому

      You ever hear that rumor that this current Dave is an imposter? The real one got killed by the Illuminati years ago? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jasonflake6893
      @jasonflake6893 Рік тому

      SNL Hollywood turned him into a monkey.

    • @smitjs01
      @smitjs01 Рік тому +62

      Wouldn’t surprise me one bit if they cloned him

    • @Sammie551
      @Sammie551 Рік тому +6

      Only the voice

  • @seeleygirl6178
    @seeleygirl6178 Рік тому +19

    So refreshing. Stereotypes are hilarious. Cause let’s be honest behind every joke,,…a lot of truth. We ALL NEED TO LAUGH AT OURSELVES MORE..

  • @cm37177
    @cm37177 Рік тому +17

    It's not about black or white. It's rich or poor...believe me.

  • @evalynlopez4698
    @evalynlopez4698 Рік тому +19

    Love 💘 you for ur extremely talented nature. Stoned vs pothead. Man this Grandma is getting younger just laughing with ur humor 😂 Thank You!!!!

    • @patmurch6184
      @patmurch6184 10 місяців тому +1

      Okay go Granny Go! God bless ya too! 😁 Get down!
      True story tho, when I was a newbie weed smoker doing bong hits & coughing my brains out, a friend's Grandma was sitting next to me (Ripping the bong like she knew what she was doing) anyway, she goes "Patrick, raise your arms up like this" and she raised her arms straight up in the air... I did and she says it lets your lungs expand and you won't cough as much.. and she was right! 😅 I have never forgotten the joy of getting high w my boys grandma, bc she taught u how to get high better! lol u got stoned AND learned HOW to get stoned more properly...
      How can that be an illegal drug? This is a peaceful plant put here by God, you ain't gonna get weed wise Granny experiences like these getting f**ked up on Heroin or something... I would know a lot about that evil devil that s**t destroyed my life for real...
      Marijuana is helping me try to put some of the pieces of myself back together ...

    • @evalynlopez4698
      @evalynlopez4698 10 місяців тому

      @@patmurch6184 I was just thinking of the past now that I am 69; then I read ur reply. I know I stayed on the green side : but like my favorite comedian Bernie Mac, who doesn't have a friend or family member that chases the pipe. My favorite Beautiful neice was a hermon addict on the strs. Of Phoenix. Shes married now but she left 4 children in dire straight because she was selfish 4 drugs. I still have love 4 her.. trust us gone tho, as thats 💯 takes work. I don't care who u are : if u don't love ur parents & children what kind of a friend could u ever be? Thank 🙏 u . Wishing u mui peace & blessings.

  • @mike1967sam
    @mike1967sam Рік тому +66

    My greatest list of stand up dudes of all time are: Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Eddie Murphy, Bill Hicks and Sam Kinison. But today the two best of the best are Dave Chapelle and Bill Burr.

    • @robertgriffin4118
      @robertgriffin4118 Рік тому +1

      Sam Kinison, that dude was hilarious!!!

    • @guyfuntyme6050
      @guyfuntyme6050 Рік тому

      Lou black too.

    • @EasyWind013
      @EasyWind013 Рік тому

      Don't forget Mo Mandel.

    • @ODSKhari
      @ODSKhari Рік тому

      BRO ! dont forget kevin hart ! 🤓

    • @zidan40o0
      @zidan40o0 Рік тому +1

      not sure about Bill Burr, i find hard time laughing at his jokes. they don't feel natural to me. probably too "sanitized"

  • @pdales2257
    @pdales2257 10 місяців тому +5

    Dave Is one of the of the most talented comedians. Omg he makes me laugh so hard!!!😅😂

    • @patmurch6184
      @patmurch6184 10 місяців тому

      Me too .... Me too! I be laughing So hard listening to him in the car ppl must think I'm a crazy person lol you can't fake that shit

  • @user-eh4jv6xw4l
    @user-eh4jv6xw4l Рік тому +28

    Never get tired of the stove top stuffing joke. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @aknotz
    @aknotz Рік тому +15

    This was a time when he was making white and black people and could laugh at each other. But bad people want to make sure that there’s division and hate between us so that was stopped. Very sad. We should love one another.

  • @passthatsmoke
    @passthatsmoke Рік тому +5

    iv seen all this already, but dam i so enjoy a good lmfao now and then. thanks fo da up load

  • @DavidJones-jt3uz
    @DavidJones-jt3uz Рік тому +13

    One of the most hilarious characteristics of Chappelle's routine(s) is that his stories are so near truth, that he cracks himself-up... Love ya Dave!
    Semper Fi.
    Dave

  • @feloja81
    @feloja81 Рік тому +10

    My 2 favorites of all time ? Dave Chappelle and Bernie Mac !!!

    • @historyiwitness5915
      @historyiwitness5915 Рік тому

      Bernie Mac was a real comedian. Chappelle is bunk and always has been.

  • @richardhedd3080
    @richardhedd3080 Рік тому +30

    truly great comedians can hold up a mirror to us and make us laugh at the worst parts of ourselves.

  • @trevorlambert4921
    @trevorlambert4921 Рік тому +86

    As a white man, I can 100% vouch for the "gay stuff" when friends fall asleep 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jasonflake6893
      @jasonflake6893 Рік тому +6

      Bro WTF???

    • @estellagivens-whittaker335
      @estellagivens-whittaker335 Рік тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @estellagivens-whittaker335
      @estellagivens-whittaker335 Рік тому +1

      ​@@jasonflake6893 🤣🤣😭

    • @rebeccaspratling2865
      @rebeccaspratling2865 Рік тому

      White men are very rapey with their friends. That's sad because you should be able to trust your friends the most. 😭💔

    • @patmurch6184
      @patmurch6184 10 місяців тому +1

      I never ever did any of that shit has a white person but my ex-roommates used to do some bullshit like that ALL THE TIME! SMH
      What's fucking hilarious tho, is my ex-roommate's best friend was named Frank just like in the skits and those two douchebags talked about their Jagers and their beers & with the EXACT voice Chappelle is using! .... We're talking circa 2008... I was living with wannbe frat boys just like Chappelle imitates & even true to the name FRANK! Ugh 🤬 bad memories... Chappelle Had me CRACKING UP when he starts in w the white "BRO" voice.... "BROOO, NO WAY BRO!" ahhahahaa "DUDE, Frank, how many Jaegerbombs did we do last night?" " Olive Garden BRO...." "Literally my ex-roomate! I only lived there a few months thank God I was always at work but it's amazing this was in CT, East Coast - not West Coast...same exact voice same exact name same same.
      I'm white but I'm not like this at all, i HATED living w thoz Abercrombie & Fitch wannabe fratboy bros, I hadn't been around too many people like that they literally would play beer pong in my living room + drink Shitty ass Keystone light, then theyd PUKE off our balcony and play grab ass, id come home from work theyd either be passed out on the floor yoo drunk to f**k so I'd take ladies into my room when that happened. The other friend's name was Chad, those 2 MFs were at the apartment every damn day ...
      Dave Chappelle a MO'F**KING GENIUS Y'ALL!!!

  • @michaelszabo3071
    @michaelszabo3071 Рік тому +21

    I’ve learned more about culture from MR Chappelle (that’s right Sir Mr Chappelle) than anyone else. He has the attitude this world needs. Nobody can bring people together like him. A truly great man and genius comedian. One of the greatest to ever do it. We need to petition to have him knighted so he can have the Sir tittle!

    • @jasonflake6893
      @jasonflake6893 Рік тому

      Bro is SNL's racist dancing monkey.

    • @hithere748
      @hithere748 Рік тому +1

      😬😬😬

    • @Kate-it7cn
      @Kate-it7cn 9 місяців тому

      I can promise you he HATES w people!
      Cut out the pandering.

    • @Auroraeevee-m1q
      @Auroraeevee-m1q 9 місяців тому

      ​@@Kate-it7cn Why would you say that Dave Chappelle hates white people? I've been watching his stuff for years and I never got the impression that he hates anyone. He gives everyone an equal opportunity to have jokes made about them. 😊

  • @patriciapartington1868
    @patriciapartington1868 Рік тому +14

    I first saw Dave Chappelle (my son's fav) in 1999. I am a fan. He is brilliant.

    • @deno127
      @deno127 Рік тому

      Idiots think Davis brilliant.

  • @Sammydreddi
    @Sammydreddi Рік тому +15

    “I’d rather go home and fry me some baloney or some shit like that” 😂😂😂😂

    • @estellagivens-whittaker335
      @estellagivens-whittaker335 Рік тому

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @patmurch6184
      @patmurch6184 10 місяців тому +1

      Lolololololol awww shit... You know what... Dang that sounds good kinda .. now I'm curious, ain't never tried fryin no baloney! Sounds legit tho hahaha stick to what u know right? Aww shit

    • @patmurch6184
      @patmurch6184 10 місяців тому

      Half these folks up here prob ain't ever heard of baloney... Dave taking it back ... Keeping it real... Fryin' the F**K out that Baloney!

  • @wade5941
    @wade5941 Рік тому +24

    I don't understand how ANYONE can be offended by any of his jokes.

    • @jasonflake6893
      @jasonflake6893 Рік тому

      Dude called for a race war?

    • @deno127
      @deno127 Рік тому +3

      He's a victim blamer until the victim is black.

    • @leegrant7333
      @leegrant7333 7 місяців тому

      its not that funny

  • @alainlalonde
    @alainlalonde Рік тому +9

    "One of his mothers"... I died... lol

  • @danbarrette9888
    @danbarrette9888 Рік тому +28

    You are definitely one of the best comedians

    • @G0L0V0L0MKEE
      @G0L0V0L0MKEE Рік тому

      ISNT 'DAVID-CHAPELLE ACC0UNT'
      DAVID-CHAPELLE HAVE O-CLUE(S) 0F Y0UR C0MENTING

  • @chefvld
    @chefvld Рік тому +4

    So good!!! we haven’t seen him in six years since he was in Savannah, Ga!! 👍🏼🤷🏻‍♀️❣️

  • @seeleygirl6178
    @seeleygirl6178 Рік тому +6

    I agree, I love to watch and learn the differences between people is what makes life interesting.

  • @SHANDI1967
    @SHANDI1967 10 місяців тому +2

    I absolutely love Dave …he is so funny and 100% accurate 😂😂

  • @pandamonium166
    @pandamonium166 Рік тому +10

    As a fellow Ohioan. I love him.

    • @cquilty1
      @cquilty1 Рік тому

      Amanda Edsall
      No doubt you'd be indifferent to him if you were from Arkansaw.

  • @alexjoseph-255
    @alexjoseph-255 5 місяців тому +1

    I opened this video trying to look for a good quote to use for my senior yearbook

  • @romeonoane1286
    @romeonoane1286 Рік тому +21

    I had just poured myself a glass of grapejuice before he said "GRAPEJUICE!"

  • @johnwhitman708
    @johnwhitman708 10 місяців тому +2

    broke my heart that it cut out before the best punchline "I want that purple stuff"

  • @davidmreyes77
    @davidmreyes77 Рік тому +18

    This is more of an evolution of Dave’s voice over time.

  • @brokensystem2234
    @brokensystem2234 Рік тому +8

    I'm about as Irish white as you can get and Dave just cracks me up. He says what a lot of people are simply afraid to talk about.

  • @abemeyers5009
    @abemeyers5009 Рік тому +64

    As a white dude it’s 100% fact that you cannot fall asleep around us you’re friends will mess with you and make it as weird as possible tbh

    • @SupFoo1400
      @SupFoo1400 Рік тому +3

      Yeah see that sounds awful that’s why I couldn’t have a white best friend unless they’re not like that because I couldn’t trust them completely

    • @basher5107
      @basher5107 10 місяців тому +2

      Yeah,get messed up and pass out,if there’s a sharpie your fair game!

  • @ChrisBowers-z7z
    @ChrisBowers-z7z Рік тому +4

    Dave is very creative and to smart for everyone

  • @jamie42172
    @jamie42172 Рік тому +5

    greatness, he is a great student and teacher

    • @jasonflake6893
      @jasonflake6893 Рік тому

      Bro called for a race war then cried for Joe Biden for a mass curfew?

  • @br4524
    @br4524 Рік тому +4

    I met Mr Chappelle in Little Rock before he was famous. Really nice man.

  • @AlexDuggan68
    @AlexDuggan68 9 місяців тому +4

    I'm white, and this is very funny, and I love being white. Its great.

  • @gonavygreg
    @gonavygreg Рік тому +4

    When you first get to the fleet (navy) out have to work in the galley. I was in the deep sink Washing HUGE pots and pans in a sink called a deep sink. They left me in there 28 extra over my 90 days. I whistled the whole 4 months and walked out smiling. I was up at 4.30am-done by 830-900pm. Awesome!! The look on their face. Can't break steel

  • @munky342
    @munky342 Рік тому +1

    I love it when jokes are cut right in the middle. Makes them flow so we'll...

  • @dewarsbramangus
    @dewarsbramangus Рік тому +3

    DAVE IS SIMPLY THE BEST, JUST BRILLIANT!

  • @jordan15308
    @jordan15308 2 роки тому +17

    Jesus. Savage humor

  • @randallreid424
    @randallreid424 Рік тому +9

    Dave Chappel is amazing and damn he has a great white voice

    • @deno127
      @deno127 Рік тому

      Yeah it's called cultural appropriation. The black version of black face.

  • @MrDjrecon
    @MrDjrecon 10 місяців тому +2

    lol “white dinner wasn’t delicious “ dead

  • @luckyalexander8881
    @luckyalexander8881 Рік тому +5

    I had seen stuff on T.V. as a kid about Soul food. My dad was a long distance trucker. Were from the south.I was on the road with dad.Iwas about 6. And we are in New York City. In Brooklyn headed. Out and I see a sign for Soul Food. And I ask Dad what is Soul Food? He says boy it's what the Yankees call home cooking. I said Home Cooking? He said yeah Fried Chicken Fried Fish Fried Okra. Chicken and Dumplings greens Ham Hocks and Beans CORN Bread. I said oh O.K. he was right that's Home Cooking at our house.

  • @hilp1993
    @hilp1993 6 місяців тому

    Love Chappelle. So clever and educates at the same time.

  • @ladyhonor822
    @ladyhonor822 Рік тому +6

    I accidentally got lost in Compton 🙏🇺🇲❤️ AMEN Philadelphia USA ☦️

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 Рік тому +1

    Love it so far, S.F. And humming! 😂

  • @jamieangel3766
    @jamieangel3766 Рік тому +8

    I literally spit my drink out at 4:30. It's 2am and I'm trying to be quiet, but god damn

  • @nobody6546
    @nobody6546 9 місяців тому

    ❤❤❤🤣😂🤣!! Besides Dave’s Humorous Skits/ Practiced & Excellent Deliveries and MANY. YEARS of Comedy-Experience on his Own Show!! - You always Gotta Love watching a Guy on Stage having FUN! Being Animated, Energetic, and Hysterical Body-Language Stances!! It’s the JOURNEY on the Way of his Jokes! Besides just an Ending Joke Climatic ! Keep Laughing!!- the Whole World won’t Survive without it!! God Bless. 👴🏽NoBody.

  • @anthonyfoutch3152
    @anthonyfoutch3152 Рік тому +4

    He is right. In the 70s when I was a truck driver we stayed 2 days in Oakland. My Hispanic driving partner and me went to a $1 movie. It was what they cal a black exploitation movie. I was the only white person there and when they killed white villain in he movie the whole place went crazy cheering. I sunk down in my seat. As I was leaving I notice I wasn't the only white person. A white wino was sound asleep.

  • @richienotsorich4303
    @richienotsorich4303 9 місяців тому

    A REAL comedian!! He equally tells jokes about everyone. If you're offended; you ARE the problem. Not the comedian. Dave is 🔥🔥🔥.

  • @MARYBBOSS2
    @MARYBBOSS2 Рік тому +4

    DAVE was the NICEST PERSON among the MANY WELL-KNOWN CELEBRITIES that I was PRIVILEGED to CREATE a PHOTO MEMORY of at the LAUGH FACTORY in HOLLYWOOD when I MET 'HIM' at a PAUL MOONEY SHOW on JANUARY 31, 1995 as 'HE' STOOD OUT FRONT and TALKED 'WITH' ME while CRACKIN' UP the 'STARS' that had GATHERED around 'US'!
    And I REALLY HOPE that I'll be ABLE to MEET 'HIM' and CREATE a 2nd PHOTO MEMORY, but of 'US' as 'HE' had SUGGESTED, but I didn't because I had only ONE 'EXPOSURE' LEFT in the 35mm CAMERA on 'THIS', a 'REAL' 'NIGHT to REMEMBER' for 'THIS' CHICK who was MADE HOMELESS on 'THAT' DAY!
    And YES, the UA-cam PROFILE PICTURE is ME with DAMON WAYANS.... DAVE, a 'G O A T' for 'REAL' because 'HE' is 'REAL' for 'REAL'!!

  • @elenavonpavel-pitts3442
    @elenavonpavel-pitts3442 Рік тому +2

    Left SF 40 years ago but you are sooo on target! Got off BART for first time which emptied out in Oakland at Black Panther Headquarters. Turned right around and left going back to SF!

  • @robsimpson6537
    @robsimpson6537 Рік тому +6

    That’s good stuff right there!!😂

  • @dudeman8323
    @dudeman8323 9 місяців тому +1

    One day (and I look forward to it) I will die of an aneurism laughing at Chappelle's show...

  • @Bismarck.1871
    @Bismarck.1871 Рік тому +10

    Dave physically looks so different from his younger self that’s incredible!

  • @randyrustybuts9566
    @randyrustybuts9566 9 місяців тому +1

    nobody does the best satire on racism better than Dave

  • @guysmiley4830
    @guysmiley4830 Рік тому +4

    I'm a straight white Christian male and I approve this comedy.

  • @Mattheus217
    @Mattheus217 10 місяців тому +1

    Dave always makes me laugh and he’s a creative thinker. I also love his skit about his white friend Chip. His ‘white man’ voice is great.
    Do you know I haven’t had some stove top stuffing in a while, that sounds good and maybe I’ll have chicken on the side. Mmm.

  • @ivanlugo407
    @ivanlugo407 Рік тому +8

    The goat🙏

  • @sedgwickmcalaster7785
    @sedgwickmcalaster7785 Рік тому +1

    Wade in The water🎼 if your mother never mond that song you will never understand the kind of pain you know will never go away 😞

  • @MedusaEcho
    @MedusaEcho Рік тому +4

    He’s an middle aged man who put a bit of weight, shaved mustachios and beard and 30 years later….still fabulous! Especially the voice.

  • @markthomas2436
    @markthomas2436 7 місяців тому

    Ya gotta love that stuff. He just tells everything he has seen.

  • @namelessentity5851
    @namelessentity5851 Рік тому +5

    I cannot deny what he says about how we party, or especially starting at 4:00 You'll consider yourself blessed if you pass out with your mouth agape, and don't have somebody come by with a cold, wet hot dog they got from the fridge...
    I've seen it happen, it is pretty damn bogue to do, but it is admittedly entertaining to witness.
    I guess that's how we Caucazoids roll; we can take getting silly to semi-sadistic levels. Had a co-worker say to me one time "you think everything is funny, don't you laughing boy?!" I do have lines not to be crossed but for the most part, yea.

    • @Masked_SVincent
      @Masked_SVincent Рік тому

      White and Mexicans do a similar deal apparently. White people be pushin a lil gay with it and Mexicans are gonna draw on you

  • @michaelb866
    @michaelb866 9 місяців тому

    Dave is an absolute comedy mastermind!

  • @K_spawn
    @K_spawn Рік тому +3

    In Sonora grilled chicken and watermelon are common foods no cool aid though at the time it was Tang, fresqui-bon or Coke

  • @TheTruth-fy7uu
    @TheTruth-fy7uu 10 місяців тому +1

    The best comedians make fun of all races including their own. Love Dave very funny!

  • @alienlife7754
    @alienlife7754 Рік тому +4

    Can’t just make Stove Top by itself. That’s just base ingredients! Gotta add sausage and gizzards! Good stuff!

    • @MisterMikeTexas
      @MisterMikeTexas 9 місяців тому

      I'll take the sausage. Never cared for gizzards.

  • @uzithedreadpoet6777
    @uzithedreadpoet6777 Рік тому +7

    He is INSANE!! 😂😂😂😂😂🤘🏽

  • @markhartman5029
    @markhartman5029 10 місяців тому +2

    Right on!❤❤❤❤

  • @reneemiles7272
    @reneemiles7272 Рік тому +4

    Couldn't approve your show, but I'm gonna be up front and center. You're the best, AND you leave no issue out of your comedy. AND IT BE THE TRUTH
    YOUR ON MY WISH LIST
    KEEP BEING YOUR AUTHENTIC SELF

  • @AriElise11
    @AriElise11 Рік тому +2

    He's the best out there!!! ❤ him!

  • @stuartholme4457
    @stuartholme4457 Рік тому +3

    Grape juice - that's hilarious!

  • @hookahb1901
    @hookahb1901 8 місяців тому

    Dave will go down as one of the funniest people ever

  • @michaelzeigler3733
    @michaelzeigler3733 Рік тому +5

    People getting along in San Fran better than anywhere in the country🤦oh how things have changed in a relatively short time....that place is a zoo now

  • @jafar4marva
    @jafar4marva 6 місяців тому

    Great selection
    9:13 sheer comedy gold. Pass me the purple stuff 😅