Ppl would lose thier fucking minds if you put this on t.v. today. I was laughing my ass off and quating Chappelle's show all through the 8th and 9th grade. The let's get super offended over everything and be outraged at comedians because we literally are to sensitive to handle a joke. I would love to see Richard Pryor brought back in his prime and him and dave go off on the pussification of today's society.
When I first saw this, I was wondering who could the Asians choose other than Yao Ming. Then I heard "the RZA, the GZA..." I laughed so hard that it hurt. Dave Chapelle won with this segment.
Hahaha. I missed that. Reminds me of episode of Daybreak (no spoiler) that was narrated by Rza where he said, "You wan't to know what is really offensive? You are a wannabe ninja quoting Kung Fu movies... those are from two very different cultures." I burst out laughing.
@@peekaboopeekaboo1165 that's a ccp totalitarian regime joke. Those organs won't harvest themselves, you know? Those child laborers won't enslave themselves, you know? Those undesired ethnicities that are still ethnically chinese won't delete themselves, you know? Those officials at the W.H.O. wont bribe themselves, you know? Those u.n. delegates from other asian countries won't bow to CCP authority by threatening themselves and their own families with t1orture and d1eath, you know? It's all hilarious. Lmao! So funny!
@@dr.j7542 no and fuck you anyways. How long you been reading english? "You didnt say anything anyways." Liar. The opposite is true. I said many things, many ways. Pick one and fuck off.
💯, straight natural . The way he poses with the gun in the Cornwall Wallace skit with the two gangs going to war. Even down to the simple 360 he does when he gets O.J. Simpson.
Apprentess Gooden The Asian delegation came out on top for sure. the Latino delegation came out even. The Black delegation got Tiger and I believe the White delegation took an overall loss with the trade deal for Condoleezza Rice but we get to keep Eminem so we didn’t do too bad 😂
@@xanmontes8715The old tv show from the 60s and the movies from the 40s, 50s, and 60’s. This explains the origins of “umgawa”: ua-cam.com/video/CkRtsJtWVEU/v-deo.htmlsi=ERnWWDv4S9O9gRCR
@_jeff _ The joke is that guy is always in the background of random Chapelle skits doing the robot. Like the John Mayer one: ua-cam.com/video/Ahhvmzr_pZo/v-deo.html
Lol south park does more offensive shit than this regularly...they showed a depiction of Mohammad for God's sakes which is basically sacrilegious to muslims...
Are you kidding me? TV had gotten WAAAAAY more controversial since this, and with Netflix and stuff too? Not only could this happen again, but I would likely be dirtier!
This is probably my favorite Chappelle sketch. It highlights how goofy racial stereotyping is, and trying to put people into categories is. As hilarious as it is genius
If a white person did this sketch it'd be banned on YT and all other woke social media platforms.. Shows how absurd it is these days... Can barely joke about anything race-related. Its destroying comedy and our ability to have a laugh at each other. Not everything needs to be so PC and perfect. We are human afterall and each one of us is flawed.
Thank you so much Dave Chappell for making these skits that can longer be made. You had a small window to make these skits and it was put out before the window closed forever to do things kinds of skits.
Eh? I dunno about you but my classmates weren’t even religious too liberal and having kids by the time they were 10th 9th grade. They definitely were NOT Catholic.
I thought I was crazy ?? Everyone I asked didn't know what I was talking about?? Thank you thank you!! He has got to be in like 12 skits between the 2 seasons ??? Doing that same move!! You only see him for like 3-5 sec in the background but he there
@@seanriopel3132 LOL! that is more hilarious on its own. 🧠Dave's mind is nutz. he randomly saw a guy dancing ..and then made him appear "random" to his viewers.😆 I originally thought he was a unknown standup comedian... because so many were on the show. COMEDIANS really look out for each other
Many Asians live in the tropics by the Pacific and Indian Ocean. So we already have dark skin. Those with lighter skins are the ones who live up north. OR are the low self esteemed ones and they put on some bleaching lotion.
@Long Live Rhodesia, What does that even mean?! I have seen and personally known many successful dark-skin Asians. Moreover, people who are bias toward light skin-tone are the ones who equate light skin-tone to beauty, not success.
@@Vrussk The joke is that he thinks shaking hands with the white delegate is gross, and reluctantly does it only to seal the deal. Regretting having to touch the white delegate, he wipes his hand to clean it. Hilarious.
"There is no hustlin' me, you're talking to the Ultimate Hustler!" LOL So funny, many comment "Ahead of it's time" dang rite Dave Chappelle was ahead of his time!
Dave: "That's the first lottery a black person has won in a long time" Bill: "Yeah and they're probably still complainin HAHAHAHA" 😂 😂 😂 Dave: *sarcastic* *laugh* *intensifies* Man F*** you 😡 I'M DEAD.
Please link me a video of the president elect saying "malarkey". I'm not fact checking you, I just think it would be hilarious to see him say that. I want that in my life lol. [Edited] Nevermind, I just searched it and now I'm happy.
This is genius. Making hilarious comments that reflect stereotypes while simultaneously exposing the numerous loopholes in the social construct that divides the country most. I salute these three.
@@chitoim2332 yeah we got hustled there .They took Powell, we gave them Rice and they gave us OJ....how the fuck did blacks come out okay after that deal?
Seann O Madonna was never even promiscuous, not that anything’s wrong with that. She sang about sex sometimes. . . Like most pop artists, except she wasn’t a dude while doing it and she hired gay backup dancers and promoted safe sex during the aids crisis. But yeah, misogynists dudes can call her a whore if that’s what acting like a man or grown women means. The whole sketch was hilarious so I still love this sketch . . But that “joke” fell flat / just not funny. Everyone has hits and misses
Cinnamon Starr yeah I know about that, it’s just I had no idea who Bill Burr was until a few months back. Hadn’t gotten too deep into stand up comedy until then and found his material. Now knowing his face going back and seeing just how many things I saw him in without knowing who he really was is crazy for me.
" and they prolly still complain "
" man f. you "
cracks me up everytime
Came here to type that. So just left a like instead
Bill saying facts jajajaja
EVERY TIME!!🤣🤣🤣
I love that part. my top two favorite comedians
I love how he delivers that "man f you" so fast right after the fake laugh you almost miss it, its just perfect!
Speaking as an Asian I'm stoked we got the Wu Tang Clan, in fact I think we won the night with that one pick.
Well all that can be said is
*Konichiwa bitches*
Asians won by a landslide
LMFAO! NO SHIT Ya'll won....
Asians was liwk ya take Tiger Woods we take the WHOLE clan
What a steal
Dave and Bill have a great chemistry on this one they both delivered especially the passive aggressive insults.
Right!!!! And 5:40 😂😂😂
ua-cam.com/video/kB5XXn0eKow/v-deo.html
“So long fried rice, hello fried chicken” is one of the best lines in recent memory
How's that an improvement? There are Asian fried chicken recipes, usually it's Korean or Japanese, but I'm sure Thailand has their own take on it.
@@canaisyoung3601it's the implied racism that makes it funny. Keep up
This is so far ahead of its time. Chappelle was brilliant.
We need Round 2 of the draft
Nah. It's perfectly of its time and was comedy gold. We just regressed at some point.
Ppl would lose thier fucking minds if you put this on t.v. today. I was laughing my ass off and quating Chappelle's show all through the 8th and 9th grade. The let's get super offended over everything and be outraged at comedians because we literally are to sensitive to handle a joke. I would love to see Richard Pryor brought back in his prime and him and dave go off on the pussification of today's society.
"I'm Chinese now. This is how I feel inside!"
Round 2 would be hilarious, especially now
//Ariana grande, zendaya, Dwayne Johnson and Drake enter chat.//
Bill Burr: And they’ll probably still complain!
Dave Chapelle: Man fuck you!
Gold 😂😂😂
24K🤣
🤣🤣💀💀
A crescendo of complaints.
Cause they always do!
Lol I come back to this video just to watch that part 😂
This is the calmest I've ever seen Bill Burr.
" and they prolly still complain "
" man f. you "
cracks me up everytime
Also it's pretty impressive that all his funniest lines here are improvised, and they kept it in the show
He was pretty mellow in Breaking Bad, considering the possibilities...
Bill burr : that's not even funny. Where is the punchline
@@kylemiller7562 that PC laugh cracks me up. Y’all know that laugh lmao.
“Oj Black again!” The finger thing was priceless!!
The handshake after “OJ, black again” has be rolling every time 😂
Same. Love how he wipes his hand off as well afterwards.
5:30 😁
The handshake after the white announcers list the white picks lol.
Haha... I laughed hard. They nailed it
Me too lol
“So long fried rice 🍚, hello fried chicken 🍗” 😂😂😂😂
No. Not. Steven. Hosea. Happens. Happens
Lmao. 🤣🤣💀
“For shizzle”
@@orphenocou4742 😂😂
@@stevenhosea4849 nigga shut up
That handshake the announcers did after talking about OJ Simpson being black again 😂😂😂
I laugh everytime I see that
Bruh... i just fell outta bed on that one!💀💀
proof that you don’t hustle the original hustlers
Thats the funniest part of this hilarious skit!
The look on Dave’s Face after words lol
When I first saw this, I was wondering who could the Asians choose other than Yao Ming. Then I heard "the RZA, the GZA..." I laughed so hard that it hurt. Dave Chapelle won with this segment.
"So long fried rice, hello fried chicken!" Still kills me after all these years.
@@kjmiller5023 Uh...this aired on Comedy Central in like 2002-03.
Kj Miller This video is about as old as me (16 years old)
Holly fhckkk
For shizzle 😂😂😂
@@kjmiller5023 biggest dumbass if I've ever seen one
Wu Tang: "We're fans of Chinese culture. We're proud to be Chinese."
Also Wu Tang: "Konnichi wa"
hahaha
That's what made it funny.
Hahaha. I missed that.
Reminds me of episode of Daybreak (no spoiler) that was narrated by Rza where he said, "You wan't to know what is really offensive? You are a wannabe ninja quoting Kung Fu movies... those are from two very different cultures." I burst out laughing.
*bitchessss...
😂😂😂 Ni Hao.
The most underrated part of this whole thing is that all asians are represented by the Chinese delegation.
It's just like the u.n.!
@@forwarddiscipline
What?!
@@peekaboopeekaboo1165 that's a ccp totalitarian regime joke. Those organs won't harvest themselves, you know?
Those child laborers won't enslave themselves, you know? Those undesired ethnicities that are still ethnically chinese won't delete themselves, you know?
Those officials at the W.H.O. wont bribe themselves, you know?
Those u.n. delegates from other asian countries won't bow to CCP authority by threatening themselves and their own families with t1orture and d1eath, you know?
It's all hilarious. Lmao! So funny!
@@forwarddiscipline you haven't said anything. Lol. Please will you stop speaking in these backwards riddles???
@@dr.j7542 no and fuck you anyways. How long you been reading english?
"You didnt say anything anyways."
Liar. The opposite is true. I said many things, many ways. Pick one and fuck off.
Mos Def comedy timing is very underrated in the show 😂😂😂
I was gonna say is that Mos Def, should be in the featured list in the title
Mos Def as the CIA agent in the Black Bush sketch is my fav moment in all of Chappelle's Show
💯, straight natural . The way he poses with the gun in the Cornwall Wallace skit with the two gangs going to war. Even down to the simple 360 he does when he gets O.J. Simpson.
“So long Fried Rice
Hello Fried chicken”
Kills me everytime 😂😂
For shizzle💪🏿🤣
Wu Tang went the opposite
I remember hearing that and just saying, "dude, just become Filipino. We eat both!"
i ded 💀
@@BitoyV3 That's why I bangs heavy with the Pinoys...the food stay bussin!
They couldve done this for 30 minutes
ikr, the NFL draft has 7 rounds!
I would have loved to see them debate the Rachel Dolezal incident.
Ozymandias the blacks and whites both trying to give her away
@@AltCTRLF8 and thats when the native americans come in with a steal.
I'd prefer to watch 3 hours of this than any other sports draft
“Tough break n***a, there’s always fubu” lmao
@Gregory McDonald it was early 2000
I READ THIS COMMENT AS HE SAID IT 😂 freaked me out because we were in sync
That casual "Man F**k you" from Dave always gets to me 😂😂😂
OMFG I FORGOT ABOUT THE RANDOM DANCING MAN 😂😂
Robot dance!
I know!!! I haven’t seen this in years and that man doing the robot takes me clean out lol
Chappelle made sure he was in EVERY episode, he would FIND a place for that guy, hahah
With a smile on his face too 😂
“Yes and they’ll probably still complain” 😂😂😂😂😂 Bill Burr legendary
Indeed.
Man f u
@@Loupster420 😂😂😂
I died 😂😂😂😂it's my favorite part of this video.
And he's right
“So long fried rice hello fried chicken” is one of the funniest lines ever 😂😂😂😂😂
Thanks for repeating Dave’s joke for internet points😂😂it’s really lit when you text out the funniest joke so it spoils it for everybody🤣🤣🤙🏼💯
Donald nickman sry for spoiling that almost 20 yr old joke. You’re a lil too sensitive for UA-cam Donnie
For shizzle
@@donaldnickman4119 you're sense of humor is this small
🤏
@@donaldnickman4119 Spoils it how? Watch the vid before the comments...
This will forever be one of the greatest skits ever
Yessir this and dear sister
In this Marxist era yes
My favorite was the prince episode lol
@@jpbostonian we are now bro
@@jessavila4649 Not even close...Capitalism is sadly thriving...
These jokes are timeless. I’ve watched this, Playa Haters and World Series of Dice… all are as funny as ever
“The black delegation requests Eminem”
“Wait a goddamn minute Rondell”
Ima hustla baby.
Tell you what, we keep Eminem
You get O.J. Simpson
Me irl
They really did hustle em' with OJ
look at the white announcers dapping eachother up as they revel lmao
The best part
As a Chinese man, I can say that this was the greatest deal in the history of deals.
And I thought the whole trade between the Black and White delegation couldn’t be topped.
Overwtching
in real life, there's no way in hell the blacks would give up the Wu Tang Clan
Apprentess Gooden The Asian delegation came out on top for sure. the Latino delegation came out even. The Black delegation got Tiger and I believe the White delegation took an overall loss with the trade deal for Condoleezza Rice but we get to keep Eminem so we didn’t do too bad 😂
@@Subtweeted you're white, why would you say the Asians had best pick?
After all these years, I just realized the third announcer is Bill Burr.
Yeah I thought he looked familiar also... And then I realized... Holy shit it's bill Burr!
Holy shit that's awesome!
Yeah man, I rewatched all the seasons and he's on a few of them.
Sir Loin 😂😂😂
@ThatOneAsianBroChick hahahaha
"There's a white man talking up here. Silencio! NGOWA!"
truly a man of the peoples
Did you know that "ungawa" was what Tarzan would say to quiet the apes in the jungle?
Such an insane throw-away line 😂
@@fatbuddy719what??
@@xanmontes8715The old tv show from the 60s and the movies from the 40s, 50s, and 60’s. This explains the origins of “umgawa”: ua-cam.com/video/CkRtsJtWVEU/v-deo.htmlsi=ERnWWDv4S9O9gRCR
@@fatbuddy719wtf!!
@@fatbuddy719lmaooooo
That guy doing the robot is the greatest running joke in the history of television.
1:03 the dude in the *red shirt* 😆
Hahaha always makes me laugh
Lol I laughed so hard when I saw it
@_jeff _ The joke is that guy is always in the background of random Chapelle skits doing the robot. Like the John Mayer one: ua-cam.com/video/Ahhvmzr_pZo/v-deo.html
Right he kills me every time i see him😂😂
"Request eminem" "now wait a goddamn minute" 😂😂😂
Classic stuff. Funnier now.
First time I heard it I said "EmInEm no sir" and I ain't even white wtf!!! Lol
FORK HIM OVER🤚🏿🤚🏿🤚🏿
@@ciarrajohnson3849 The only way the white delegation would give up Eminem is if they got Bob Marley
That’ll never happen (guess you want Lenny Krav too right???)😂😂😂
Mos Def doesn't get enough credit for his acting in this.
Thank you for pointing that out..I had no idea that was Mos Def...
Where was he!?
@@steveepic5957 He was the representative for the Black delegation...
Thanks you!!! 💯😘
@@steveepic5957 that's how good of a job he did lol. The dude was unrecognizable.
5:30 Rondell wiping his hand off after the handshake. 😂
The Chinese taking the whole Wu-Tang Clan is the best part of this whole skit 😂😂😂💀
I swear😁😁
Almost. Actual Wu Tang members being there is what really puts it over the top.
😂😂😂😂
Kung Pao! How ya like me now...?
Pure laugh🤣🤣
"Thick thighs, no felonies.. would've been a great pickup"
Such a prime Mel Kiper breakdown.
The way rondell wipes his hand off after the handshake kills me so I missed that line for a long time
Dude 😂
All he was missing was a “and you’d be hard pressed to tell me otherwise” at the end 😂😂
This is what comedy should be. Everything and everyone should be fair game.
You should look up what "punching up" is
TOTALLY!!!
I agree
Hey bro I agree everyone needs to grow a sense a humor again life’s to short and if it’s a morality contest everyone is gonna lose!
@@MeEncantaMoss triggered tard. Go sit in a corner
Chappelle and Burr should do a weekly show. Theyre great together. 😂
nah keep chapelle outta relevancy
@@aa-tx7th Awwwe. Whyeee?!
Absolutely
Burr is part of the reason Chappelle stopped doing the show
??@@MattBlack3000
"So long fried rice...
Helllooooo Fried Chicken"!!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why not both? 😋
Randy H. Fried rice chicken
@@joshkusiak7613
Chicken fried rice.
He did lose all his endorsements tho..... Dave called that one
Randy H. because hes officialy black dont you get the sketch?
You will never ever see this type of content on TV ever again.
Dont be so sure
At least not anytime soon
Lol south park does more offensive shit than this regularly...they showed a depiction of Mohammad for God's sakes which is basically sacrilegious to muslims...
Are you kidding me? TV had gotten WAAAAAY more controversial since this, and with Netflix and stuff too? Not only could this happen again, but I would likely be dirtier!
@tristin117 tell that to the employees of Charlie Hebdo
The Wu-Tang Clan being drafted as Asian kills me everytime.
thats a top 10 moment in t.v. history for me...like wow that was so funny...the set up..perfect
Bong bong.
Konichiwa bitches
It's an absolute steal at the position the Asians drafted them. Long-term investment and insanely great returns.
I laughed so much it hurt
The black guy in the back doing the robot in various different skits is the funniest sh*t I swear.
Yo! For real!
That’s Karl Lake. Staple of the show
This is probably my favorite Chappelle sketch. It highlights how goofy racial stereotyping is, and trying to put people into categories is. As hilarious as it is genius
All stereotypes are true. Asians can’t drive for example
@@rickybobby7549 that's why the best drifters are Asian
@@Jf_1900 drifting is dumb.
@@rickybobby7549 skill nonetheless
If a white person did this sketch it'd be banned on YT and all other woke social media platforms.. Shows how absurd it is these days... Can barely joke about anything race-related. Its destroying comedy and our ability to have a laugh at each other. Not everything needs to be so PC and perfect. We are human afterall and each one of us is flawed.
5:29 the hand wipe after the handshake doesn't get enough love 😂
The finger wiggle got me
I never even noticed that.
Just noticed that for the first time, and I've watched this at least 10 times over my lifetime. I was laughing too hard I guess.
@@johnnyfontane6911 Burrs power fist when it's the white peoples turn doesn't get enough love.
Thank you so much Dave Chappell for making these skits that can longer be made. You had a small window to make these skits and it was put out before the window closed forever to do things kinds of skits.
Casually calling Madonna a whore always cracks me up. Bill burr is a legend
He spoke facts thou
Scott Humphreys So what does that say about J-Lo, these days? 😂😂😂
HOLY SHIT, just noticed it was Bill Burr ;)
Chappelle and Burr together is comedy gold!
LOL he called her a whore LOL! Comedy fellas, amirite?
This is a historic moment in comedy. Bill Burr, The Wu-Tang Clan, and Dave Chappelle all together!
Don't forget Mos Def.
Mos Def too!
How tf you leave out Mos Def kid. Must be young & dumb!
Bill Burr is a hack. All he does is yell unfunny things and swear. That's not comedy.
-Dave Chappelle
-Wu-Tang Clan
-Mos Def
-Bill Burr
-Bill Burr's Hair
“She was born and raised catholic... then she became a whore” Lmao that caught me off guard.
Is there a difference?
🤣😂
swamidude better things like?
swamidude or his infamous high pitched "Lady" :D
Eh? I dunno about you but my classmates weren’t even religious too liberal and having kids by the time they were 10th 9th grade. They definitely were NOT Catholic.
if this isn't the greatest comedy sketch of all time, I don't know what is
Asian delegation killed it in this draft.
PrimetimeD fucking steel of the draft!!!! Lmao
They came in clutch.
And they had last pick. The whole Wu might I add. Definitely the best pick of the night
Melvin Diggs 😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂
Melvin Diggs
i don't think the Asian or quarter German delegation would let Lee go.
That one guy who does the robot in every skit, LEGENDARY!!
Alexander D. Smiley he stay having me laughing😂😂😂😴😴
www.imdb.com/title/tt0538703/reference
@Khair I never knew that, that’s actually a pretty cool story! I’m glad because he stayed making me laugh with the moves 😂
Rondel: Black delegation request Eminem
Chuck Taylor: wait a god damn minute rondel that's not part of the bargain 😭😭
Dirty money Capo 😂Lol, I always cracked up on that part! Mos Def’s acting has always been underrated I swear!
5:12 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dirty money Capo I love the Chuck Taylor character.
They wanna give him up now tho 😭
Mos Def probably the most slept on guest on Chapelle show history cause you catch him in the midst random sketches. 😂
When a skit is incredibly dumb and incredibly smart at the same time, it's a masterpiece of comedy
Not surprising that it's crafted by two top echelon guys like Chapelle and Bill.
Comedians are a lot smarter than they act.
Not dumb at all it’s hilarious and true
just imagine doing something like this in todays murica...
@@WioWio-sf5pc Thats why its funnier now! We know those innocent days are LOOOONG gone!
Mos Def is also naturally funny. A truly talented individual right there!
I said the same1 Very talented.
Chuuchh
I didn't realize it was mos def hahahaha makes the skit 10 times funnier
Right?! I don't think he gets enough kudos for this!
Mos Def, after this scene was filmed, kept the clothes he wore in this scene.
That one guy does the robot in every sketch. I love him so much.
He's the best. Hands down
0:58 never noticed him in the background 😂
I thought I was crazy ?? Everyone I asked didn't know what I was talking about?? Thank you thank you!! He has got to be in like 12 skits between the 2 seasons ??? Doing that same move!! You only see him for like 3-5 sec in the background but he there
So random. Chappelle saw him dancing one time and just threw him in random skits.
@@seanriopel3132 LOL! that is more hilarious on its own. 🧠Dave's mind is nutz. he randomly saw a guy dancing ..and then made him appear "random" to his viewers.😆
I originally thought he was a unknown standup comedian... because so many were on the show. COMEDIANS really look out for each other
It's a tradition to come back to this once in a while
Wu Tang Clan is no longer a group of Black rappers, but a group of Asian rappers with very very very dark skin.
@Long Live Rhodesia,
Some Asian Indians have dark skin too.
Many Asians live in the tropics by the Pacific and Indian Ocean. So we already have dark skin. Those with lighter skins are the ones who live up north. OR are the low self esteemed ones and they put on some bleaching lotion.
@Long Live Rhodesia,
What does that even mean?! I have seen and personally known many successful dark-skin Asians. Moreover, people who are bias toward light skin-tone are the ones who equate light skin-tone to beauty, not success.
So Chigga then?
@@1critrune319 *CHIGGA NOW*
Chappelle's Show was the best thing to ever happen to Comedy Central.
South park opened the door for Chappelle s show. Don't see a chapelle show without south park
Southpark says hello.
Best program? Maybe. Best THING? no that's South Park.
this and Tough Crowd
No South Park
This skit ages well. All are still relevant.
Race relations have been satirized since the 60s.
This my favorite one of all of them
OJ is black again. Brain surgery.
I would literally tune in to this every year if it was real. Honestly this is probably one of the best comedy skits of all time.
The black guy wiping his hand off after agreeing to take OJ 😂
Mos Def his name
@@jblack8149 You beat me to it....😒😂
I don't get it, what's the meaning of the hand wipe?
Rflmao 😅😅😅
@@Vrussk The joke is that he thinks shaking hands with the white delegate is gross, and reluctantly does it only to seal the deal. Regretting having to touch the white delegate, he wipes his hand to clean it. Hilarious.
Poor Tiger lost all his endorsements: "Tough break, n*, there's always FUBU." 😂😂😂
Do people still wear Fubu? 🤣🤣🤣
@@DaviJaye yes Sir Mr. Jaye I wear fubu workout socks and running shoes
Shame how true that rang years later
@m_train1 "FUTBU"
@m_train1 you literally wrote "FUTBU"
4:15 the random “Ungaowa” always gets me 😂
Dude that's the part that always kills me 😂 they all just go quiet and confused
JAJAJAJAJA
"very mature Rondell" 😂😂💀
“He’s been discriminated, had death threats and date white women, sounds like a black guy to me” 😂😂😂
So long fried rice, hello fried chicken😂😂😂
Hah black men hate their own race
@@GreedAndSelfishness lol you're missing the point.
This show is iconic
@@Junkman2008 Some people aren't smart enough to understand
"Very mature Rondel"😆
J HeyBaBae Mos Def is a funny actor 😂
"He's been discriminated against in this time, he's had death threats AND he dates a white woman! Sounds like a black guy to me" 🤣🤣🤣
🤣😅🤣😅😂😂😅🤣
Personally attacked
😂😂
“Tough break, n****.”😂😂😂
There's always FUBU😄@@TLPmediaUSA
"There is no hustlin' me, you're talking to the Ultimate Hustler!" LOL So funny, many comment "Ahead of it's time" dang rite Dave Chappelle was ahead of his time!
Dave: "That's the first lottery a black person has won in a long time"
Bill: "Yeah and they're probably still complainin HAHAHAHA" 😂 😂 😂
Dave: *sarcastic* *laugh* *intensifies* Man F*** you 😡
I'M DEAD.
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
We keep Eminem and you keep OJ Simpson. OJ black again. 🤣🤣🤣
🤣😂😂🤣🤣
Anyone notice that was Bill Burr? Lol
The first time I saw this sketch, my mouth dropped when they announced the Rza, the Gza... like it was a real draft😂. I was so shocked. I know, Crazy.
conichiwa b...lady^^
You need to check out all the sketches from the Dave Chappelle Show
Libra Smith you were suprised to konichiwa bitches
“We keep Eminem you guys get OJ” best deal in history
That’s messed up
@@Craiglaca1 how
This is what comedy should be. Everything and everyone should be fair game.
@@Craiglaca1 awwwww who’s the little snowflakey???
@@kimbanj3703 your mother still liked it
“There’s always FUBU” 🤣🤣🤣
Back when we could laugh at the silly shit. This is hilarious.
THE SAME LIBTARDS HATED THIS BACK THEN TOO.
BadNews Kelly Leak I say fuckem
BadNews Kelly Leak stop trying to play victim, it’s embarrassing
@Venom's Pain What type of reasoning is this? What will fix "the issue"?
What do you mean: "back when?" I'm still laughing at it. Always will too.
"Cut the Malarkey!", didn't realize the delegate was Joe Biden c.2004
hahahaahahahaha
Good point, most of Black America see's comical white America that way and they voted him in... irony at it's best.
This is what America needs in a time like this.
Please link me a video of the president elect saying "malarkey".
I'm not fact checking you, I just think it would be hilarious to see him say that. I want that in my life lol.
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Nevermind, I just searched it and now I'm happy.
C’mon man. Corn pop was a bad dude.
Condoleeza Rice: Given Away By Blacks
⚰ I'm dead 🤣
💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣
Kanye too..
I think I've watched this sketch 100 times. Still funny; still laughing.
This is genius. Making hilarious comments that reflect stereotypes while simultaneously exposing the numerous loopholes in the social construct that divides the country most. I salute these three.
Okay T.I
So genius that he actually forecasted a real racial draft. Black Lives Matter is Rondell having a racial draft of black peeps. 🤣
I love this confusion. The best way to fix racism in America.
Coz Moz I agree. This was outrageous. So funny.
Racism isn't a problem in 2019
change my mind
@@michelmilaneh8963 dems are the problem
@@michelmilaneh8963 as long as white people feel the need to say that it's everyone else who is racist against them, racism is a problem.
Coz Moz Racism never existed
"The black delegation requests Eminem"...
"Wait just a goddamn minuit Rondell that wasn't part of the bargain!"
Lol 😆💀
Rick Smith "white guy" u talking to the ultimit hustler
@@chitoim2332 😁Rondell "I'm just a hustler baby!"
@@chitoim2332 yeah we got hustled there .They took Powell, we gave them Rice and they gave us OJ....how the fuck did blacks come out okay after that deal?
My favorite part
Eminem is our only valid form of.. how you say ‘street cred’
For shizzle
All these years later and this is still gold. This is comedy at its best.
The most underrated line in this sketch is “She was born and raised catholic; then she became a whore”
He may be mandonna transvestigative stuff is still up
As if there's a difference...
@InMyCudiZzZone it definitely is.
It is funny because it is true. And now she has become insane.
Seann O Madonna was never even promiscuous, not that anything’s wrong with that. She sang about sex sometimes. . . Like most pop artists, except she wasn’t a dude while doing it and she hired gay backup dancers and promoted safe sex during the aids crisis. But yeah, misogynists dudes can call her a whore if that’s what acting like a man or grown women means. The whole sketch was hilarious so I still love this sketch . . But that “joke” fell flat / just not funny. Everyone has hits and misses
“Hey would you cut the marlarkey, there’s a white guy talking...SILENCIO, UNGAWA!!” 😂😂😂
Omg that part had me dying 😂😂😂😂
@@rudymarroquin397 what does Ungawa mean
@@treroney4720 it was used by filmakers in the 1930s for when Tarzan communicated with the natives and the wild animals
NO MALARKEY, was Bidens campaign slogan buahahahaha
🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
Wow Bill Burr. I’m surprised how many things I saw him in and didn’t notice until now
xTVthePunisherx Are we sure...he sounds way less angry. 😂😂😂
right?
Cinnamon Starr yeah I know about that, it’s just I had no idea who Bill Burr was until a few months back. Hadn’t gotten too deep into stand up comedy until then and found his material. Now knowing his face going back and seeing just how many things I saw him in without knowing who he really was is crazy for me.
I noticed him here... didn't know his name until later.
I liked him in the World Series of dice when he said I saw this robbery coming luckily I put my keys up my ass. Hilarious
That little walk in the circle after they got OJ makes me laugh so hard everytime😂
Then he wipes his hand off on his suit after shaking his hand 😂
Honestly, OJ was a bad trade. They should've insisted on Eminem.
Dave needs to do this again in 2021. Public reaction alone would be gold
I wanna see candace owens get traded over to the white delegation and see her response on SM
he doesnt own the likeness anymore. He would get sued if he rebooted any skits from that show.
I would love to see who would be drafted by the LGBTQ delegation 😂
@@ajrhp that’s not a race
He’s old and whines about cancel culture now
If they did this live every year there would be more people watching than the Superbowl.
I know for a fact it going be a war for Obama, without a doubt if whites got the chance they take him in a heartbeat.
I imagine the drafting of Zoe Saldana would cause strife between black people and latinos
better every 4years
😂🤣😂 facts
@@thabanentshangase we don’t want Zoe after that movie she did doing black face. (Given away by blacks)
"The RZA, The GZA, U-God, Inspectah Deck, Ghostface Killah. The Wu-Tang Clan!"
Chessboxing
What about method
@@athumanuwayo5774 m-e-t-h-o-d man
What about Ol dirty
Raekwon tha Chef?
Its too bad Chapelle and comedy central had a falling out, would be awesome to see new episodes.
what falling out? he's on the top of his game, most people don't care what a few trannazis think
they would never put this on tv
i like how they called the asian delegation the chinese delegation
And Rza talks about how much they love Chinese culture, but then Gza says "konichiwa" which is Japanese
@@mrgrey361 Yeah I noticed that too lmao
@Ryan Lajara and hispanics lol
😭
IKR
"He's been discriminated against in his time, he's had death threats, and he dates a white woman. Sounds like a black guy to me."
Damn!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah this was made back before people got butt hurt so easily
Dallas Wood since when did people get butt hurt
@@Rojomoto405 2013
He also cheated on his wife. Sounds very Black as well
@@Rojomoto405 since comedy was made
The robot dancing dude cracked me up every time I see him.
Where I don't see him???
Terrance Poole 1:03
Terrance Poole also 1:49
@@wisetrollman haaaaaha
He's in the Charlie Murphy and Prince skit
This skit just proves that we can laugh at something extremely funny making fun of anyone and everyone, we need more of this….
"That's very mature, Rondell,."
Damn, Chappelle's white man is so convincing. 😂
He called him a cracker 😅 3:58
Well i think its malarky
@@mario6sic6 Oooh i see that's were Joe Biden got his bus slogan from
pᴉoʌ ʞɔvlq yes we have ears too
Love how when people won't stop booing, he says something profoundly racist to shock them speechless. That's my race, yep.
"Now wait a God damn minute Rondell, That wasn't part of the bargain!
I'm a Hustla baby.."
"Yeah, well you're not hustlin' me. I'm the ultimate hustler!"
usaid alfatih "I'll tell ya what. To make all things fair. We keep Eminem, you get OJ Simpson."
"Huh" 'Temptation Spin' lol
Wallace Thompson
When he said you get OJ Simpson Randall said chuuch
Mos def is a talented actor he is always playing his parts soooo goood
So true lol
Dam I didn't even know that was him! So good.
It makes me wonder how many takes they did these skits in....something tells me it was just 1 or 2, but somehow everything came out perfect.
he young
Agreed. I feel like a lot of his performances have been overlooked.
No matter how many times I see this skit, I always get hype when the Wu Tang gets drafted.
"So long fried rice, hello fried chicken!" Best line ever, i'm dead lmaooooo!!!!!!
SR Chamb idk the “foshizzle” part was great
Filipinos own both!
That “OJ, black again” dap tho. About time this was posted.
Joe Falconi "Still Nigga"
Completely ad libbed by those two.
that was funny is hell, i never the white had him.
Joe op hoppp
sstevendakid pp
Tiger Woods: For Shizzle!
Dave Chapelle: This just in he lost all of his sponsors. Tough break niggah!
There’s always Fubu.
"We keep Eminem... we'll give you OJ Simpson."
"CHUUCH." 😅😅😅
“OJ Simpson black again” does hand shake
Lol nah they did the sht from how high "popcorn player"
@Leamen. I could watch this skit a million times, that good riddance handshake cracks me up, always 😂
NewAgeSlaves mf’s been doing what u call the popcorn playa (