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  • @guydutoit61
    @guydutoit61 4 роки тому +5654

    “Just so you know - his ass will be back April 13th” I died at this 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @serfillustrated4018
    @serfillustrated4018 3 роки тому +4479

    " Your inside voice is about to put your ass outside" Best line in the skit!!

    • @Tino7100
      @Tino7100 3 роки тому +39

      only second to
      can i call you Mister Deez?
      Mister Deez?
      Deez Nuts

    • @lisas5211
      @lisas5211 3 роки тому +48

      Check yo tone LOL

    • @dickkulik791
      @dickkulik791 3 роки тому +62

      Better check yo tone girl !!! 😆 🤣

    • @chosenone9102
      @chosenone9102 3 роки тому +4

      He the goat for that 💩😂😂😂

    • @shannonbailey7580
      @shannonbailey7580 3 роки тому +1

      i agree

  • @Ally.Cat.252
    @Ally.Cat.252 4 роки тому +8718

    “I don’t smell no dinner cooking” lol

    • @SkinnyCow.
      @SkinnyCow. 4 роки тому +115

      Dave Chappelle should be cancelled for doing white-face

    • @sjcflawless
      @sjcflawless 4 роки тому +34

      SkinnyCow this is why politics tries to equal itself out in some way! In the end, was it good in this modern society? Very interesting point, because some people aren’t aware of this sketch! I don’t believe in discrimination in any form!

    • @corneliushannah4322
      @corneliushannah4322 4 роки тому +5

      Lol

    • @TookDaChargeAt17
      @TookDaChargeAt17 4 роки тому +54

      SkinnyCow Shit up he is the best this country would be in war without his comedy you fucker

    • @SkinnyCow.
      @SkinnyCow. 4 роки тому +19

      So you'll be telling black people to "take a joke" when Jimmy Kimmel next does black-face?

  • @comfortable.and.furious
    @comfortable.and.furious 2 роки тому +1233

    That quick shut and lock of the door, followed by paranoid look out the window by Leonard gets me every time

    • @genkiferal7178
      @genkiferal7178 2 роки тому +26

      i had a black roommate who did that - but that was in the ghetto, so...

    • @klosekal55l
      @klosekal55l 2 роки тому +19

      @@genkiferal7178 🌽

    • @johnnycee9325
      @johnnycee9325 10 місяців тому +5

      We really do that more than we know as black men 😂😂😂

    • @OmarHernandez-nq2jo
      @OmarHernandez-nq2jo 9 місяців тому +3

      I don't know why, but I'd do that too. Still do actually

    • @razawavs
      @razawavs 20 днів тому

      I mean he ain't wrong lmao​@@klosekal55l

  • @freddycupples1448
    @freddycupples1448 6 років тому +4033

    Leonard Washington is possibly the most underrated character in television history.

    • @kyokusanagi616
      @kyokusanagi616 6 років тому +107

      Up there with the likes of Slinky Johnston, Tyrone Biggums and Tron. Would love to see Dave resurrect this character.

    • @sailor75565
      @sailor75565 6 років тому +43

      He reminds me of my stepfather

    • @jahjr92aka187
      @jahjr92aka187 6 років тому +17

      Kyo Kusanagi it’s silky

    • @kyokusanagi616
      @kyokusanagi616 6 років тому +8

      +Jerhmain Jordan yep. Silky Johnson. But does it really matter. He's a pimp, a hater and a time traveller. I know the history lol

    • @dholmes6746
      @dholmes6746 6 років тому +2

      Kyo Kusanagi a man with many hats, Dave is on another planet with this shit man

  • @reignforrest2090
    @reignforrest2090 5 років тому +21798

    After he left him in the hood, you don’t see him the rest of the video meaning he still there sellin rocks

    • @chrisoberg6888
      @chrisoberg6888 5 років тому +875

      Chris Campos nigga he got kids to feed!

    • @beast63254
      @beast63254 5 років тому +103

      @@chrisoberg6888 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @chrisleach1723
      @chrisleach1723 5 років тому +54

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dallasx9000
      @dallasx9000 5 років тому +553

      He's alright he's from the streets..G- unit

    • @DS-kn4bs
      @DS-kn4bs 5 років тому +26

      Or dead

  • @MyTownDrunk
    @MyTownDrunk 4 роки тому +5220

    I still drop the, "only yo momma calls me daddy" to this day. "Ggg ggg get yo ass in the car" lmao 😭😭😭😭 Chapelle is the 🐐

    • @SlurryNoises
      @SlurryNoises 4 роки тому +42

      @Blood Beryl Why's it bother you? Sounds like you're the pussy if you let that get to you lmao

    • @BLAM5980
      @BLAM5980 4 роки тому +25

      Blood Beryl that just means he thought it was funny

    • @FussyPickles
      @FussyPickles 4 роки тому +9

      rofl those are both great

    • @busychrissy0.0
      @busychrissy0.0 4 роки тому +11

      @Blood Beryl no dummy that emoji can go either way. It can be meant for crying or laughing

    • @kristiyangerasimov6708
      @kristiyangerasimov6708 4 роки тому +3

      yo bro he is the Ggg ggg OAT

  • @PhoenixRiseinFlame
    @PhoenixRiseinFlame 2 роки тому +5714

    As a white guy, I always find Chapelle’s white person persona to be absolutely hilarious. He really nails the vanilla boomer white voice

    • @mustbemeech
      @mustbemeech 2 роки тому +119

      Hahahah vanilla boomer

    • @burna8753
      @burna8753 2 роки тому +89

      Not white, it’s murican. White people and American are very different.
      We also laugh at how ‘corny’ muricans are.
      ‘Hey, Newsflash bucko! You don’t wanna see me angry pal! I can assure you I’m not always so swell!’
      🤣🤣🤣 Christ

    • @ri3m4nn
      @ri3m4nn 2 роки тому +34

      @@burna8753 "white" is American. Otherwise it's specific to the European culture.

    • @zakyia
      @zakyia 2 роки тому +12

      @@burna8753 😐

    • @AlphaQHard
      @AlphaQHard 2 роки тому +37

      @@ri3m4nn
      What is European culture? Theres many countries in Europe, all of which have their own unique cultures

  • @030193
    @030193 6 років тому +3837

    Chappelle's Show is the greatest sketch comedy show of all time hands down.

    • @thewolfofcomedy5966
      @thewolfofcomedy5966 6 років тому +35

      Real shit

    • @jamesjamaica7189
      @jamesjamaica7189 6 років тому +42

      Numba 1 In living Color is number 1 but this is a close 2nd

    • @mrmaze2463
      @mrmaze2463 6 років тому +26

      It's great but we can't forget in living color. That's the beginning of it all. Pay homage

    • @JimmyStruthers1000
      @JimmyStruthers1000 6 років тому +15

      Numba 1 of course. Fuck key and peele

    • @GangstaStan010
      @GangstaStan010 6 років тому +9

      Numba 1 MadTV and In Living Color on the same list

  • @davidharter9417
    @davidharter9417 4 роки тому +2751

    "Damn! I heard of trimmin' da hedges, but you done scorched da erf!"

    • @tashajackson7968
      @tashajackson7968 4 роки тому +235

      “I smell ya lightsaber....” 😂😂😂😂

    • @MrMutou
      @MrMutou 4 роки тому +40

      @@tashajackson7968 She must got the funky😹

    • @floyd27860
      @floyd27860 4 роки тому +9

      ERF! 🤣☠

    • @bobtaylor3010
      @bobtaylor3010 3 роки тому +3

      Hell yeah funny stuff

    • @piggypooo
      @piggypooo 3 роки тому

      Da erf!🤣

  • @christopherwalker4256
    @christopherwalker4256 2 роки тому +383

    " I done heard of trimming the hedges but you done scorched the earth". Such a great line

  • @MrJdb8511
    @MrJdb8511 5 років тому +1300

    "I heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth." 😂😂

  • @thetruth4808
    @thetruth4808 4 роки тому +3059

    The way he look out the window while shuting the door is accurate 😂😂

  • @unknown-redact
    @unknown-redact 5 років тому +5910

    _"G-G-G-G-G-G-GET YO' ASS IN THE CAR!"_
    That part had me dying

    • @ibrahiym3030
      @ibrahiym3030 5 років тому +32

      Sammee😂😂😂 but the psychiatrist scene was even worse😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ibrahiym3030
      @ibrahiym3030 5 років тому +35

      @michael ryan are you white? Just asking

    • @jaylonjackson3218
      @jaylonjackson3218 5 років тому +20

      michael ryan because it’s hilarious

    • @melissaivy5309
      @melissaivy5309 5 років тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @ricocurve5940
      @ricocurve5940 5 років тому +4

      @DEaThSTRoKE 4 gotta be white loll

  • @prazedplatoon6502
    @prazedplatoon6502 2 роки тому +446

    The fact every episode and every skit of Dave’s show is quotable is proof he’s a master at his writing, acting and stand up.

    • @SuperMia36
      @SuperMia36 Рік тому +2

      Louis CK was one of the writers

    • @TheFogLakeshore
      @TheFogLakeshore 10 місяців тому +7

      @@SuperMia36S01E03 Dave voiceover end credits: "All of you worried about these racist jokes, a white guy and a black guy wrote these jokes" that was Brennan.

  • @DavidZ7785
    @DavidZ7785 5 років тому +3566

    "Damn...I done heard of trimming the hedges, but u done scorched the earth" lmao had me dying

  • @HARBRINGERZERO
    @HARBRINGERZERO 5 років тому +1893

    5:46 “Bitch, I’ll never forgive you for this.”
    This whole thing is hilarious but that’s my favorite part.

    • @user-mc9hp6il4r
      @user-mc9hp6il4r 5 років тому +11

      😭💀

    • @sp4cegrl27
      @sp4cegrl27 5 років тому +46

      he said it so calmly. 😂💀

    • @BrushCountryAg06
      @BrushCountryAg06 5 років тому +15

      Same here...all these years later, that is still my favorite part!

    • @jaimesmith2266
      @jaimesmith2266 5 років тому +2

      😁😂😂😂😂

    • @tashamachele9592
      @tashamachele9592 5 років тому +7

      Lmao that is my favorite part too. I kept rewinding it.

  • @papasmackyourhat5333
    @papasmackyourhat5333 5 років тому +4443

    His stick and stones show got me back on a Chappelle marathon

  • @rasbmenelik2
    @rasbmenelik2 Рік тому +51

    The lack of laughter after the Renee Zellweger joke, makes it that much funnier 😂"

    • @irnbrewhaha
      @irnbrewhaha 7 місяців тому +4

      I still call her Zellewedger to this day

  • @felipegamino
    @felipegamino 6 років тому +6672

    "Can I call you daddy?!"
    "hell nah. Only ya momma calls me daddy"
    😭😭💀💀💀

    • @fuerte_javier_
      @fuerte_javier_ 6 років тому +6

      Felipe Gamino lol

    • @raquelwright1607
      @raquelwright1607 6 років тому +11

      Lmao

    • @dholmes6746
      @dholmes6746 6 років тому +51

      Over lord Javier "now get on outta here before I best you IN the ass" I die and come back just got that part 😁😁😁

    • @fuerte_javier_
      @fuerte_javier_ 6 років тому +7

      Darrowyn Holmes that’s how dudes talk to there little brothers

    • @BigScewleo
      @BigScewleo 6 років тому +21

      Weird how the audience didn't find it funny, though.

  • @lulun3724
    @lulun3724 5 років тому +3505

    “ I tasted brown sugar and not in my oatmeal” omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @imtonkwii7304
    @imtonkwii7304 4 роки тому +7803

    The kid he dropped off in the hood became MGK

  • @dom_mob2668
    @dom_mob2668 Рік тому +154

    "Tiddy Residue" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 it was funny all those years ago, and it's still just as funny

  • @HolyCanoley
    @HolyCanoley 6 років тому +685

    This sketch belongs in the Library of Congress. Must be preserved and enjoyed by all humanity in perpetuity.

    • @kazan9962
      @kazan9962 5 років тому +9

      Yes!!! It is THAT good!

    • @jazzyfour
      @jazzyfour 5 років тому +2

      Perpetuity. U are a fool 4 real. Lol

    • @madcrabber1113
      @madcrabber1113 5 років тому +2

      All of the seasons and all of the episodes!

    • @BrandiFrench08
      @BrandiFrench08 5 років тому

      Kathleen Sauser t

    • @lisacjlm
      @lisacjlm 5 років тому

      😃😃😃😃😃😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 Presevered!

  • @evanbrady7
    @evanbrady7 4 роки тому +9371

    I love this so much because it’s equally offensive to everyone. And the racial jokes don’t all come from pure hate

    • @akmhd
      @akmhd 4 роки тому +274

      Yet there are still going to be dumbasses who are going to take clips out of context and say, "Dave Chappelle is cancelled, ooh give me virtue points."

    • @evanbrady7
      @evanbrady7 4 роки тому +37

      AKMH7 so true!!!

    • @DD-ok1md
      @DD-ok1md 4 роки тому +12

      Apologize

    • @Elmo914
      @Elmo914 4 роки тому +103

      I found the white skits so fucking funny.

    • @evanbrady7
      @evanbrady7 4 роки тому +4

      Look at This I’m sorry 🙁

  • @QTooReal
    @QTooReal 4 роки тому +1354

    “and for the first time in my life , I tasted brown sugar ... and not in my oatmeal” 😂😂😂

    • @WhatsTheDylBr0
      @WhatsTheDylBr0 Рік тому +11

      Saw this comment as I heard that line 😂

    • @ryankneib4601
      @ryankneib4601 Рік тому +14

      Or the super random one with the bra and he looks up at the camera "ohh tittie residue"

    • @QTooReal
      @QTooReal Рік тому +2

      @@ryankneib4601 😂 that was hilarious

    • @jaimesmith2266
      @jaimesmith2266 10 місяців тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rizelmicro-of-macro-hs1dl
    @rizelmicro-of-macro-hs1dl Рік тому +60

    The way he closed the door and peaked out the window 🪟 makes me laugh from the bottom of my spine 😂

  • @Officialtemaloveless
    @Officialtemaloveless 5 років тому +577

    "Well.. just so you know, his ass will be back - April 13th"
    "Now gone do your thing girl" 😂😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @jeannettesneed
      @jeannettesneed 5 років тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dragonfruit8884
      @dragonfruit8884 2 роки тому +1

      Das my birthday

  • @CHIEFPAINN
    @CHIEFPAINN 6 років тому +337

    "For the first time I tasted brown sugar, and not in my oatmeal."😂😂

  • @Jackson-pu7gd
    @Jackson-pu7gd 2 роки тому +48

    "i dont smell no dinner cooking" LOL i love the way he said that

  • @CharlesTurnerTheKing
    @CharlesTurnerTheKing 6 років тому +562

    "You betta check ya tone girl and putcha inside voice on before I putcha outside" 😂😂😂😂

    • @Mig2596
      @Mig2596 6 років тому

      Zz

    • @So_Oneal
      @So_Oneal 6 років тому +7

      @@Mig2596 Another hating latino why I'm I not surprised

    • @joefilippone2866
      @joefilippone2866 6 років тому

      Uncle.vinny

    • @JJoh4040
      @JJoh4040 6 років тому +2

      @@So_Oneal what does ZZ mean?

    • @gurutrips9440
      @gurutrips9440 6 років тому

      Yea foreal what does “Zz” mean ?

  • @homersimpson2259
    @homersimpson2259 5 років тому +817

    The way he looks out the window after locking the door is great

    • @Ednoxious1
      @Ednoxious1 5 років тому +23

      Homer Simpson lol an innate sense of awareness

    • @abj5791
      @abj5791 5 років тому +8

      I know right!!! 😂🤣😂

    • @c.o.p.civilian_on_patrol9754
      @c.o.p.civilian_on_patrol9754 4 роки тому +4

      Cocaine is a helluva drug...
      It'll have you periodically peaking out the window just like he portrayed. Not sure that's what he was trying to do, but, nonetheless, that's how it looks..

    • @avastealth2931
      @avastealth2931 4 роки тому +46

      CONSTITUTIONAL STATE OF MIND No, that’s just something people do if they were raised having to watch their back.

  • @yamanoorstani5807
    @yamanoorstani5807 4 роки тому +751

    “Do you mind if I turn off this R&B music I kind of want to hear you breathing.” Hahahaha

    • @muggy2128
      @muggy2128 4 роки тому +4

      anyone know if that's an actual song they used or just something for the sketch?

    • @c.galindo9639
      @c.galindo9639 3 роки тому +8

      It’s funny though because she wasn’t even breathing hard or anything

    • @c.galindo9639
      @c.galindo9639 3 роки тому

      @UA-camBlows perhaps

  • @SatoshiKong
    @SatoshiKong 2 роки тому +65

    This is one of those rare skits where literally every single line is quotable, lol

  • @pieb0y1
    @pieb0y1 5 років тому +1589

    "Now I don heard of trimming the hedges, but you scorched the earth!"

    • @markmadison4281
      @markmadison4281 5 років тому +61

      Scorched “da erf” to be precise.

    • @michellecnebrown6792
      @michellecnebrown6792 5 років тому +7

      😂😂😂😂😂☠

    • @Zannnnah
      @Zannnnah 5 років тому +10

      That part made me scream.

    • @lego4271
      @lego4271 5 років тому +1

      Anyone else see that number of likes?...

    • @ermac192
      @ermac192 5 років тому +1

      What does he mean by scorched the earth? Lol

  • @denniswhite166
    @denniswhite166 5 років тому +1699

    Dave Chappelle is a genius of comedy.

    • @johnbarron383
      @johnbarron383 5 років тому +19

      nothing is funnier than portrayals of racist stereotypes

    • @DS-kn4bs
      @DS-kn4bs 5 років тому +2

      I bet he's got some white boys writting his shit.

    • @DS-kn4bs
      @DS-kn4bs 5 років тому

      @Hold Your Own Nuts!! I am black dickhead.

    • @TheFruitney
      @TheFruitney 5 років тому +10

      @@DS-kn4bs It was Chappelle and Neal Brennan who were the head writers for the show. All these comedy shows have/had a team of writers. Every thing from SNL to In Living Color to Martin. Also White people wote for black people and black people wrote for white people. What difference does it make if you laughed at the end of it all?

    • @leylandgrey408
      @leylandgrey408 5 років тому +3

      Chappelle has a charismatic way of using comedy to expose race for what it is, nothing but people doing things differently!!!

  • @tishkerrville8942
    @tishkerrville8942 6 років тому +3157

    "I don't smell no dinner cooking" lol - fkn hilarious

    • @ants9151
      @ants9151 6 років тому +11

      #1!!

    • @joshg9538
      @joshg9538 6 років тому +75

      Go on make me some grits. 😂

    • @cristodub5828
      @cristodub5828 5 років тому +22

      RUN ON!!!!

    • @j.t.thomas1859
      @j.t.thomas1859 5 років тому +12

      Emm titty residue

    • @josepunkthrashdude
      @josepunkthrashdude 5 років тому +9

      Can i call you mr deez? Mr deeze? DEEEEEZE NUTSSS! " I dont understand" 😂😂

  • @russellreid8488
    @russellreid8488 Рік тому +181

    “ Do you mind if I turn down this R&B music? I kind of want to hear you breathing”. 😂

  • @kandygarcia747
    @kandygarcia747 4 роки тому +713

    Leonard: “Go on and make some grits”
    Katie: 👁 👄 👁
    Leonard :”Go onn”

  • @BELTRAN664
    @BELTRAN664 6 років тому +1592

    Katie - "you want me to light your ciggarette for you too"
    Leonard- "Better check yo tone girl, keep yo inside voice on before i put yo ass outside"
    😂😂hahahahahaha

  • @ts3-carlosmarin22
    @ts3-carlosmarin22 5 років тому +388

    "Yes, I would like that very much" hahaha 😂 so polite

  • @richardd2887
    @richardd2887 2 роки тому +40

    "I smell your light sabre" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @irnbrewhaha
      @irnbrewhaha 7 місяців тому +9

      I like to embarrass my gf by randomly saying this to her in public.

    • @eccentricaste3232
      @eccentricaste3232 4 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @sofakingraw4149
    @sofakingraw4149 4 роки тому +3568

    I walked in the house and told my girl “I dont smell no dinner cooking” and she told me “You better keep your inside voice on before your ass be outside”. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @LawlBoxFox
    @LawlBoxFox 5 років тому +2724

    HE LEFT THE BOY SELLING ROCKS IN THE HOOD

    • @meeranaidu4656
      @meeranaidu4656 5 років тому +28

      Haaaahahaaaahahaaaaaa!!!

    • @dounin8876
      @dounin8876 5 років тому +194

      The boy said he was from the streets, so, he must be fine.

    • @CornholioPuppetMaster
      @CornholioPuppetMaster 5 років тому +66

      She didn’t even ask about him lol

    • @vamtheanomaly
      @vamtheanomaly 5 років тому +50

      Well he did say he was "from the streets." G-G-G-G-Unit!

    • @727swikey2
      @727swikey2 5 років тому +42

      He became white boy rick

  • @nicholaspoe9203
    @nicholaspoe9203 6 років тому +876

    Him immediately locking the door and peaking out cracks me up every time.

  • @BeasleyLaflare
    @BeasleyLaflare 2 роки тому +27

    Leonard wit da cigarette in his mouth the whole skit is hilarious 😂

  • @kristinwolf1165
    @kristinwolf1165 6 років тому +1582

    "Come here girl" hugs her. "I don't smell no dinner cookin. Go on and make some grits" 😂😂

    • @snoopy_peanuts_77
      @snoopy_peanuts_77 6 років тому +12

      i just found out what grits are.....it tastes like nothing....i dont get it

    • @TravelHall74
      @TravelHall74 6 років тому +76

      Its a southern thing

    • @democracy480
      @democracy480 6 років тому +2

      😂😂😂🤣

    • @משִיחאלצבאידה
      @משִיחאלצבאידה 6 років тому +49

      you add sugar and butter for taste

    • @kmaster262
      @kmaster262 6 років тому +25

      מָשִׁיחַ אֵל צָבָא יָדָה no u put salt in grits u nasty fuck

  • @chasedunagan
    @chasedunagan 6 років тому +285

    FINALLY these are on UA-cam. Only took 10 years...

    • @King_of_Africa
      @King_of_Africa 6 років тому +20

      They riding off Netflix hype

    • @Kingolimar354
      @Kingolimar354 6 років тому

      Why did it take so long?

    • @CostlyChris
      @CostlyChris 6 років тому +10

      Comedy Central isn't happy about Dave leaving their channel. They would be happy to bury him but the man won't die. This is pure capitalism, Netflix special = need to redirected views while seeming like they aren't mad at him or tried to blacklist him.

    • @yam83
      @yam83 6 років тому

      They're trying to pre-empt Chappelle's 2 new New Year's Eve specials on Netflix. Especially The Bird Revelation which is raw and intimate as hell. It's the best stuff he's ever done so far.

    • @D0doubleD
      @D0doubleD 6 років тому

      you know you guys, including me, are giving comedy central money for watching these? The same people that wanted to suck all that money from their bottom b*tch which led Dave to have to leave for South Africa? Exactly what he was talking about in his new special and now even after 10 years they still riding their b*tch.

  • @seansartor
    @seansartor 6 років тому +883

    "Put yo inside voice on before I put you outside." LMAO ! That's her house 😂

    • @dretheman123
      @dretheman123 6 років тому +1

      Sean Sartor 😂😂😂😂

    • @markwinberry8095
      @markwinberry8095 6 років тому +21

      Sean Sartor No, not really. You have to suspend disbelief and picture the new dad as the boss. So in reality he can boot her ass out, unless you are the beta male type who has either moved in on a woman or thinks she has equal rights to the house. Then in either case you need to man up.

    • @leandradozier968
      @leandradozier968 6 років тому +17

      Mark Winberry the fuck is your problem?

    • @docducttape9270
      @docducttape9270 6 років тому +1

      Agatha jay She can kick his ass out since he is just the one visiting. lol. It's not like they switched the names on the mortgage or deed just swapping placed for like a week. lol

    • @osmanshah5046
      @osmanshah5046 6 років тому +3

      Mark Winberry sounds like one of those deluded fools who thinks he's an Alpha male but can't provide for his dependents, can't hold down a job, and is always bummin off people at the gas station because 'he ran out of gas and is stranded'.

  • @SasfootBigsquatch
    @SasfootBigsquatch Рік тому +93

    Dave's "white guy" is so hilarious. I love how he so obviously doesn't look white at all...just like a light skinned black man in a blonde wig😂

    • @Thomas-ps9qk
      @Thomas-ps9qk 4 місяці тому

      An ashy light skinned black man

  • @skippy8414
    @skippy8414 6 років тому +1389

    "You better check your tone girl. Get your inside voice on before I put your a$$ outside.." Classic! I still say that to this day!

  • @Ari-cs3td
    @Ari-cs3td 3 роки тому +571

    Most underrated part, when he closes the door then looks out the window

  • @EvilSinReaper
    @EvilSinReaper 5 років тому +3607

    I don't smell no dinner cooking, go on and make some grits🤣🤣🤣

    • @jagolove236
      @jagolove236 5 років тому +40

      Evil Sin Reaper tht line had me in tears😂😂😂

    • @israepilgrym3526
      @israepilgrym3526 5 років тому +65

      "Run on."

    • @Jaycee2828
      @Jaycee2828 5 років тому +9

      That is my favorite line, LoL.

    • @bohampton9871
      @bohampton9871 5 років тому +12

      My dad's white and he's the same way

    • @aissatamuhammad2581
      @aissatamuhammad2581 5 років тому +12

      Sounds like my husband 😁😊😔

  • @juikja
    @juikja 2 роки тому +103

    Nobody will ever believe how much I laughed when I saw this sketch for the first time

  • @beautifulsurprise9424
    @beautifulsurprise9424 4 роки тому +621

    The way he was playing with that vibrator like a light saber 😂😂

    • @pc_115
      @pc_115 4 роки тому +8

      it was a lightsaber i don't even know what a "vibrator" is

    • @michellejackson1096
      @michellejackson1096 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Tyreece190
      @Tyreece190 4 роки тому

      @@pc_115 it was a vibrator its a toy women play with their self with

  • @aaronwrecks3324
    @aaronwrecks3324 4 роки тому +828

    Can I call you Daddy? "Hell nah! Only your momma calls me daddy" 😂

    • @tychauntenelle919
      @tychauntenelle919 4 роки тому +22

      "Here mop top take my bag upstairs,and if I find out you've been in my shit I'm gon beat you in your ass" 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ItsPinky1
      @ItsPinky1 4 роки тому +2

      Aaron Wrecks lmaooo

  • @Dee-bv6xi
    @Dee-bv6xi 6 років тому +314

    5:45 "Bitch I'll never forgive you for this" - Dave Chappelle

    • @greatgreatgrindfather335
      @greatgreatgrindfather335 6 років тому +2

      Dee That's how the Mike Tyson and Robin Givens interview shoulda went...bitch! I'll never forgive you for this!

  • @michaellee8815
    @michaellee8815 5 місяців тому +14

    Daves white guy impression is one of my favorite things

  • @setokaiba6436
    @setokaiba6436 4 роки тому +1170

    T I T T Y R E S I D U E 😂😂😂

  • @urRAWRsoundsfunnyLOL
    @urRAWRsoundsfunnyLOL 6 років тому +603

    "Go up stairs and wash ya ass then we'll watch Martin Lawrence" Dad goals 😐

    • @sinatraforeign
      @sinatraforeign 5 років тому +6

      @@2300enduserperson1 bitch ain't nobody asking your skin color.

    • @jaimesmith2266
      @jaimesmith2266 5 років тому +1

      Yall fooling on theses comments man 😁😂😂😂😂

    • @jaimesmith2266
      @jaimesmith2266 5 років тому +4

      Yoga Bayu Bruh why call her a bitch thats uncalled for😁😂😂

    • @jaimesmith2266
      @jaimesmith2266 5 років тому +2

      Michelle Bottone You are welcome and you were only speaking from your experiences with your father you said nothing wrong at all sweetie

    • @jaimesmith2266
      @jaimesmith2266 5 років тому +1

      Michelle Bottone I try to be i pride myself on being righteous and no problem god bless sweetie

  • @SurahOnline
    @SurahOnline 6 років тому +7105

    LOOOL I wasn't expecting him to play the dad in both families 😂😂😂

  • @negano5654
    @negano5654 2 роки тому +21

    "Now, i've heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth." 😆😆😆

  • @89DrFunk
    @89DrFunk 5 років тому +1015

    "Just to let you know Todd normally do the dishes after dinner" Lenard: Just to let you know his ass will be back on April 13" 💀😭

  • @jaypostsvideos4011
    @jaypostsvideos4011 3 роки тому +602

    Todd was the winner here. He's so happy with himself it's almost wholesome. My man loved the oatmeal

    • @amberwilson5769
      @amberwilson5769 3 роки тому +9

      I love your pink guy profile picture.

    • @mariolisa2832
      @mariolisa2832 2 роки тому +7

      @@amberwilson5769 I like turtles

    • @watsonwb726
      @watsonwb726 Рік тому +3

      @@mariolisa2832 i somewhat enjoy grass

    • @ANomadIGuess
      @ANomadIGuess Рік тому

      ​@@watsonwb726 I partially enjoy company

  • @RaiFamilyChronicles
    @RaiFamilyChronicles 6 років тому +802

    "Can i call you daddy?"
    Hell nah only yo mama calls me daddy 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JillCheese
    @JillCheese Рік тому +36

    Every once in a while, I say, "Ggggg G-Unit!" "Ggggg GETCHO ahh in the car!" & "TIME OUT!"

  • @dominiqueweston2274
    @dominiqueweston2274 5 років тому +2615

    Use ya inside voice before I put ya outside 😂😂🤣

  • @GursharanKaur-oq6sz
    @GursharanKaur-oq6sz 6 років тому +100

    "Wtf is a parsnip." 😂😂😂

  • @jammer910z
    @jammer910z 6 років тому +259

    I've heard of trimmin' the hedges...
    But, DAMN GIRL... you done scorched the earth!
    I smell ya light saber

  • @shadowmomochiuchiha6839
    @shadowmomochiuchiha6839 2 роки тому +41

    "only your mom calls me daddy"😭

  • @adsmith364
    @adsmith364 6 років тому +892

    1:31 "I don't smell no dinner cookin'." Leonard set that house straight from jump! 😂😂😂

    • @yowiewowie2663
      @yowiewowie2663 6 років тому +16

      Ronda Jin ho make some grits’s lol

    • @adsmith364
      @adsmith364 6 років тому +13

      @@yowiewowie2663 I did cook scrambled eggs, bagels with cream cheese and fruit compote, bacon and sausage. Haven't mastered the grits yet. 😂😂

    • @yowiewowie2663
      @yowiewowie2663 6 років тому +8

      Ronda Jin what about par snips?lol

    • @adsmith364
      @adsmith364 6 років тому +17

      @@yowiewowie2663 what the freak is a parsnip??? 😕😂

    • @sickowhale6861
      @sickowhale6861 6 років тому +5

      I was surprised how Dave could be so charismatic 😂😂😂

  • @wildboer
    @wildboer 4 роки тому +648

    I just realized Leonard Washington is a recurring character, he was also in the World series of Dice.

    • @Dame.937
      @Dame.937 4 роки тому +18

      prolly cuz he the best character

    • @QTooReal
      @QTooReal 4 роки тому +28

      “YA MOTHER AINT SHIT” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ericcuevas23
      @ericcuevas23 3 роки тому +38

      @@QTooReal “My names Leonard Washington. Where I’m from? A little town called nun ya gotdamn business. Lets play some dice bitches.”

    • @roberthardeman2023
      @roberthardeman2023 3 роки тому +10

      U want this roll n&gga u gonna have to shoot me

    • @TRJ2241987
      @TRJ2241987 3 роки тому +2

      Both husband characters were recurring

  • @asheylarry8213
    @asheylarry8213 6 років тому +678

    I'm dead when Leonard closes the door and looks outside

  • @Smubanga
    @Smubanga Рік тому +82

    2:37 So this is where the "white people" magazine meme originated from. 😂😂😂

  • @holzensbauer_ynwa
    @holzensbauer_ynwa 5 років тому +237

    That looking out of the window after he locks the door always cracks me up

    • @lokumftw2621
      @lokumftw2621 5 років тому +5

      A true person from the hood... 😁

  • @kub786
    @kub786 6 років тому +690

    "Do u mind if I turn off this rnb music? I kinda wanna hear u ..breathing"
    LMAOOO😭😭😭

    • @apimpnamedslickback8519
      @apimpnamedslickback8519 6 років тому +16

      Keith Brown Trill Shit

    • @ValosarX
      @ValosarX 6 років тому +28

      His portrayal of a white man was 100% dead on, we all fuck through to pee hole and get off on the breathing!

    • @docducttape9270
      @docducttape9270 6 років тому +10

      Valosar Aria Nah cuz,. that's just you. You a freakazoid.

    • @a016202
      @a016202 6 років тому +2

      Valosar Aria
      Not in my house.

    • @paradigmwolf4694
      @paradigmwolf4694 6 років тому +7

      I don't fuck through a pee hole or fuck music-less to hear breathing.... but I do like the silence so I can hear it all.

  • @ryanpearsall1499
    @ryanpearsall1499 6 років тому +183

    "I've heard of trimming the hedges, but you've scorched the earth!"

  • @yahyamorse9334
    @yahyamorse9334 Місяць тому +3

    " I smell your light sabre 😅😅😅"
    Leonard Washington

  • @Josh-go5lu
    @Josh-go5lu 6 років тому +204

    "I don't smell no dinner cooking" 😂

  • @theamericanfolklore2799
    @theamericanfolklore2799 4 роки тому +1785

    The kid who was left in the hood, became eminem.

    • @dylanfarnum4121
      @dylanfarnum4121 4 роки тому +15

      I've seen multiple comments saying this, I don't think it's that funny, eminem isnt the first white person from an urban background. However, it is funny in an ironic way because Eminem signed 50 cent to shady records, his own imprint of interscope records. Eminem and 50 then constructed 50s own stable of talented but lesser known rappers called g unit. So it's funny that people keep saying its eminem, considering that the kid says hes listening to 50 cent and then says g unit.

    • @ianturnbow7011
      @ianturnbow7011 4 роки тому +3

      Kai McCook
      Yet they wouldn’t sign Danny Brown because his jeans were too tight. They wanted him to conform to their aesthetic of baggy pants and work boots. Their loss led to our and Danny’s benefit.

    • @kellyannearcher968
      @kellyannearcher968 4 роки тому +1

      Best comment ever!

    • @ricchy404
      @ricchy404 4 роки тому +2

      The confused about Hitman 2 guy bruh it’s neva tht deep fawk nigga

    • @jordanllamas9264
      @jordanllamas9264 4 роки тому +1

      It’s logic

  • @devzeppalin
    @devzeppalin 6 років тому +711

    "I don't smell no dinner cookin... go on make some grits."
    "Better check ya tone girl, use your inside voice before I put ya ass outside".
    So many quotables.

    • @CagedPhoenixThe1st
      @CagedPhoenixThe1st 6 років тому

      kirwi kirwinson LOL

    • @Champsr0ck2247
      @Champsr0ck2247 6 років тому +8

      Do you mind if I turn off this R&B music? I.....kinda want to hear you....breathing.

    • @princestonrandall7590
      @princestonrandall7590 6 років тому +4

      DJ Devinstation i used that on my girl lol

    • @deeznutzinyourmotherfuckin408
      @deeznutzinyourmotherfuckin408 6 років тому +1

      Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jonhamm6068
      @jonhamm6068 6 років тому +3

      kirwa.... he was just saying the quotes that were funny to him and shared it whats wrong with that???

  • @alanj7306
    @alanj7306 Рік тому +24

    This is one of my favorite skits. I was in 11th and 12th grades when the Chappelle Show came out. What an awesome time to grow up. I’m still hooked on his comedy.

  • @ColdDream224
    @ColdDream224 6 років тому +224

    "Welp, just so you know his ass will be back April 13th." Lmaooo

    • @toolofbordem
      @toolofbordem 6 років тому +20

      "Use your inside tone girl or I'll put your ass outside"

    • @crimsonknight5575
      @crimsonknight5575 6 років тому

      Bryan: April 15th.. xD

  • @TheWELLRESPECTED
    @TheWELLRESPECTED 6 років тому +876

    "Better keep ya inside voice on before I put ya ass outside." I'm using that with my kids when I'm old

    • @Curtis69213
      @Curtis69213 6 років тому +15

      Jonas Damon I use that voice with my wife now

    • @fatgta4830
      @fatgta4830 6 років тому

      Curtis Blyden what did your wife do

    • @Curtis69213
      @Curtis69213 6 років тому +9

      Fat Gta some things are better left on tv. Real life has consequences

    • @purphummus
      @purphummus 6 років тому +1

      Jonas Damon 😭😭😭

    • @MichaelBrown-lm3vd
      @MichaelBrown-lm3vd 6 років тому

      Jonas Damon yea that's a good one

  • @NMEBandvideos
    @NMEBandvideos 6 років тому +230

    i love when chapelle does his white guy voice. It cracks me up every time.

  • @MichaelWashingtonAE
    @MichaelWashingtonAE 2 роки тому +7

    "I think I smell your light saber" LOL!!!

  • @JBrotsis1
    @JBrotsis1 5 років тому +772

    This will always be my most favorite Chappelle video!
    G G G G G G-UNIT!!
    Gggggggget yo ass in the car!!

    • @klan4165
      @klan4165 5 років тому +2

      50 cent

    • @mloftin6472
      @mloftin6472 5 років тому

      Better than Wayne Brady or Prince?

    • @JBrotsis1
      @JBrotsis1 5 років тому +2

      M Loftin Yes, better than those. But that’s my opinion.

    • @mloftin6472
      @mloftin6472 5 років тому +1

      @@JBrotsis1 Better than the Real World?

    • @dustinLenn
      @dustinLenn 5 років тому

      Say hello to yo people fo me 😭

  • @jonathanjollimore7156
    @jonathanjollimore7156 3 роки тому +2109

    Dave's so poorly applied white face always makes me smile

    • @opinionatortv6457
      @opinionatortv6457 3 роки тому +1

      Isn't whiteface racist? Oh no, Dave's gonna get cancelled again

    • @canwetalk9992
      @canwetalk9992 3 роки тому +37

      @@opinionatortv6457 “Whiteface” does not exist.

    • @natalieshilariouscritters5580
      @natalieshilariouscritters5580 3 роки тому +25

      The freaking best was the white people magazine 😆😆😆

    • @jackhamm5554
      @jackhamm5554 2 роки тому +7

      I was laughing at that too.

    • @hoesmad1456
      @hoesmad1456 2 роки тому +41

      @@canwetalk9992 Does blackface exist?

  • @mattsharpe2861
    @mattsharpe2861 6 років тому +217

    “I don’t smell no dinner cookin” 😆😆😆

  • @deontajavier7836
    @deontajavier7836 Рік тому +20

    2:45 T-MART 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @WestCoasting206
    @WestCoasting206 6 років тому +305

    “Better check your tone. Start using your inside voice before I put your ass outside.”
    There are so many great one liners in this but it is an overall great skit.
    Comedy Central really messed up on the way they handled his contract. They should have given him full creative control and let a great comedic mind do what he does best.

    • @solosix3991
      @solosix3991 6 років тому +11

      Joey Sunseri Agreed, man. Like minds here!

    • @WestCoasting206
      @WestCoasting206 6 років тому +6

      I forgot what show he said it on but he talked about a camera man who was laughing during a racial skit and it came off as disrespectful. He said that he started to feel like some of his skits were doing more harm to the black community by reinforcing over the top stereotypes. If you watch his new Netflix show, he talks about more recent social issues/events in a raw but humorous way.

    • @Treatsandthreadscom
      @Treatsandthreadscom 6 років тому

      SO MANY GOOD ONES

    • @diannaebert9165
      @diannaebert9165 4 роки тому

      Lol

  • @rayhanishak
    @rayhanishak 5 років тому +2382

    This just sounds like cheating with extra steps

    • @badams4982
      @badams4982 5 років тому +152

      Ohh-la-la, someone's gonna get laid in college

    • @oddsockfreya
      @oddsockfreya 5 років тому +37

      badams you clearly have no idea how car repair works at all

    • @rayjramirez7025
      @rayjramirez7025 5 років тому +27

      Rick and morty reference

    • @Skooby
      @Skooby 4 роки тому +2

      rayj ramirez well done that’s the joke

    • @sadphantom6480
      @sadphantom6480 4 роки тому +10

      rayhan ishak Well it’s not really cheating if they’re OK with it and they know about it but I see what you mean

  • @thelizardking3866
    @thelizardking3866 2 роки тому +7

    The boy never returned from selling rocks

  • @Anon19038
    @Anon19038 4 роки тому +434

    G-g-g-g-g-g G UNIT LMFAO😂🐐🐐

  • @nachowarrior1
    @nachowarrior1 5 років тому +5241

    I had no idea “deez nutz” dated back this far

    • @BACW25
      @BACW25 5 років тому +128

      Its older than that

    • @jesusfranco4638
      @jesusfranco4638 5 років тому +116

      Heard it from Dr. Dre first

    • @JohnnyWishbone85
      @JohnnyWishbone85 5 років тому +113

      It dates back even farther, at least to the late 80s.

    • @kingdominican6817
      @kingdominican6817 5 років тому +29

      Well now you know, kid.

    • @shane8037
      @shane8037 5 років тому +27

      @W.B S. Did you just call California "the cali"? Is this a flyover state thing?

  • @jordanb.4514
    @jordanb.4514 6 років тому +870

    Wow, 1.5 million views in a week over a sketch from 2003.
    Props to Key & Peele, but Chappelle's show was legendary!

    • @A-small-amount-of-peas
      @A-small-amount-of-peas 6 років тому +41

      Jordan Brown I'm trying to get some of my millenial buddies to watch as I don't mind the fact that they quote Key and Peele a lot but they are nothing compared to Chappelles show.

    • @ratedrva757
      @ratedrva757 6 років тому +3

      Pat Tanackered man mind of mencia was better than key and Peele white washed Bryant Gumble asses the only good thing they did were Keanu and Peele gets respect for get out but that show wasn't near Dave or Carlos

    • @djprofessork5332
      @djprofessork5332 6 років тому +17

      They tried to replicate The Chappelle Show numerous of times like with Mind" of Mencia Kroll Show, Inside Amy Schumer as well as Key and Peele.
      Edit: All of them are g. garbage compared to The Chappelle Show.

    • @djprofessork5332
      @djprofessork5332 6 років тому +9

      You could actually make an argument that the idea for Tosh.o came from Patrice Oneals Show Webjunk 20 as well

    • @robertnicholls9917
      @robertnicholls9917 6 років тому +1

      It did.

  • @aryashatraw2821
    @aryashatraw2821 2 роки тому +10

    The way he looked out the window as he locked the door was the funniest part 🤣.

  • @makeupmommy7868
    @makeupmommy7868 3 роки тому +185

    “Can I call you daddy?”
    “Hell no, only ya mama calls me daddy”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @grantjohnson952
    @grantjohnson952 4 роки тому +80

    "Do you mind if I turn off this R & B music? I kinda wanna hear you breathing."
    🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣

  • @jebby16
    @jebby16 5 років тому +3087

    2019 and that white boy still hasn't left the hood.

    • @josuec7929
      @josuec7929 5 років тому +104

      Buck Weet He grew up to be one of the members of Shoreline Mafia

    • @SactoKevin
      @SactoKevin 5 років тому +66

      Buck Weet that boy grew up to be Slim Jesus

    • @PK-qs5xw
      @PK-qs5xw 5 років тому +53

      He grew up to be post malone

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 5 років тому +6

      @DANK BOİ
      Fuck, I wanted to say it ! 😬

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 5 років тому +2

      @@PK-qs5xw
      I'm pretty sure it's a christian family.