Dave Chappelle Smoked Too Much Weed In Detroit | Netflix Is A Joke

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  • @estabeezy
    @estabeezy 5 років тому +9100

    “I was boo’ed... i did not leave” 😂

  • @worldpeace5756
    @worldpeace5756 5 років тому +15509

    "I was booed..... I did not leave"😂😂the most Dave Chappelle quote ever

    • @c.galindo9639
      @c.galindo9639 5 років тому +29

      C. Buck Hyres I seen that standup from Red Fox. He is freakin hilarious lol

    • @sorenfreedom
      @sorenfreedom 5 років тому +37

      I choked up on my drink lol

    • @RearAdmiralTootToot
      @RearAdmiralTootToot 5 років тому +84

      Even Dave Chapelle couldn't have been more Dave Chappelle than that quote was

    • @AmanSingh-bt1rx
      @AmanSingh-bt1rx 5 років тому +16

      Nigga is awesome

    • @dmaxm2498
      @dmaxm2498 4 роки тому +9

      the black guy who likes Eminem - not even close to the best quote!!!

  • @j-l6913
    @j-l6913 4 роки тому +1578

    “The old mouse trap in the Pussy trick ayee? Fool me once”
    Throwback for some OGs

    • @ebbyc1817
      @ebbyc1817 3 роки тому +78

      @@natebolan365 "Baby! ei baby!.....N*gga I gat kids to feed!"

    • @Pulang_Diwa
      @Pulang_Diwa 3 роки тому +16

      @@natebolan365 They probably got the weed from that baby.

    • @Philip4454
      @Philip4454 2 роки тому +6

      His voice was funnier back then. He even lost the white guy voice now

    • @prod.ajaton2
      @prod.ajaton2 3 місяці тому

      The ol' baby in a corner trick eh?

  • @marcoschavez1615
    @marcoschavez1615 4 роки тому +13944

    “Good people of Detroit. Hear me, hear me now: YOU WILL NEVER GET YOUR F*cing MONEY BACK”
    Cracks me up, every time.

  • @fancyf33t295
    @fancyf33t295 5 років тому +8233

    "so they could chew it and still be hungry..."
    That. Is. Cold. Blooded.

    • @StuUngar
      @StuUngar 5 років тому +168

      Unityyyyy

    • @drewcamero1489
      @drewcamero1489 5 років тому +164

      Keitron Wallace Its probably a twisted ref to anti-poverty programs that don't work. He knows more about psychology then any prof you'll ever meet. Take a seat and prepare to be schooled.

    • @fajaradi1223
      @fajaradi1223 5 років тому +70

      Bubble gum is helluva drug

    • @rolandblaise1149
      @rolandblaise1149 5 років тому +21

      Who else is now gonna carry bubble gum just for this reason

    • @alfiethebutler3805
      @alfiethebutler3805 5 років тому +11

      Unity!!

  • @Theblackout292
    @Theblackout292 2 роки тому +911

    I love how Danny Brown is the one that gave him really strong weed.

  • @DrBachur
    @DrBachur 4 роки тому +11914

    "I'm like Evel Knievel, I get paid for the attempt" is such a good line

    • @a.s.4914
      @a.s.4914 4 роки тому +273

      He never promised this shit would be good..😁

    • @tamelobailang5226
      @tamelobailang5226 4 роки тому +13

      😂😂

    • @openone3183
      @openone3183 4 роки тому +17

      genius

    • @jablasait
      @jablasait 4 роки тому +33

      Bro you are 100% there....this is why Dave is best comedian ever

    • @dymarnofficial7592
      @dymarnofficial7592 4 роки тому +28

      That was the most epic line..😂😂

  • @runner6500
    @runner6500 5 років тому +3877

    "If you see me on Dancing With the Stars, my spirit is broken."

  • @markdavidson1049
    @markdavidson1049 2 роки тому +214

    I've watched Chappelle for years and I think his biggest weapon or tactic in his style of comedy is his complete 180's. He'll lead you down this path with his story and then all of a sudden hit the e-brake and throw the wheel hard to the other side. Him getting boo'd and telling us, "Good people of Detroit, hear me.......you will never get your fuckin' money back" is a perfect example.

  • @balooko31
    @balooko31 5 років тому +27060

    I live near Dave and have randomly run into him at bars on three occasions. He was high all three times.

    • @anthonypototzky1644
      @anthonypototzky1644 5 років тому +1786

      You should write a stand up about that...

    • @Coolbillion
      @Coolbillion 5 років тому +4000

      Anthony Pototzky The SECOND time I met Dave Chappelle...

    • @gumerk.7721
      @gumerk.7721 5 років тому +575

      @@Coolbillion Oh i see what you did here

    • @volcryndarkstar
      @volcryndarkstar 5 років тому +517

      Dave Chappelle: "The third time I met OJ Simpson!" Balooko31: "The third time I met Dave Chappelle!"

    • @milliondollarman13
      @milliondollarman13 5 років тому +375

      Stop snitching

  • @r6685
    @r6685 5 років тому +4985

    “I get paid for the attempt”- Dave Chappelle👍

    • @DarkMatter09
      @DarkMatter09 5 років тому +38

      I scrolled over your comment 1 second before Dave said it. 👀💀

    • @pseudonayme7717
      @pseudonayme7717 5 років тому +19

      @@DarkMatter09 His face and eyebrows are an integral part of his comedy, which you are missing out on by reading comments whilst he's working it😁

    • @u2ooberboober
      @u2ooberboober 5 років тому +13

      That’s my new line at work when I don’t fix something right!

    • @JimmyMon666
      @JimmyMon666 5 років тому +9

      as a gigolo that's what I tell my clients. :)

    • @sollymthimkhulu6295
      @sollymthimkhulu6295 5 років тому +1

      Sounds like something my teacher would say

  • @m.daniellagreen9856
    @m.daniellagreen9856 3 роки тому +43

    When he said “excuse me” I lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @michaelpaiva9924
    @michaelpaiva9924 5 років тому +1164

    lmao " You aint gettin your money back. im like Evil Knievel , i get paid for the attempt " lolol

    • @ghost245353
      @ghost245353 5 років тому +6

      I do feel bad for those who paid for his crap stand-up.

    • @malikedesse4888
      @malikedesse4888 4 роки тому +1

      @RUNESCAPEISLIFE S damn right

  • @andychrist1925
    @andychrist1925 5 років тому +3725

    His impression of people on dancing with the stars killed me

    • @LadyFalcon17
      @LadyFalcon17 4 роки тому +60

      That was my favorite part of the whole set. 😂

    • @JonDon
      @JonDon 4 роки тому +12

      Fallon O’Hagan same 😂

    • @henrlima87
      @henrlima87 4 роки тому +25

      Its accurate even if you watch it on other country. They act like that this side of the pond too 😂

    • @azia-jaypomare1006
      @azia-jaypomare1006 3 роки тому +4

      I'm still laughin bout it now 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @southside-hornbaby5325
      @southside-hornbaby5325 3 роки тому +17

      “If you ever see me on there, my Spirit is broken” I felt that so hard lol

  • @ngonidzashevitalis5833
    @ngonidzashevitalis5833 4 роки тому +356

    "I bought $25000 worth of Bubble gums so that i can get the homlesss to chew it and still be Hungry, I was so mad at Detroit" 😂😂😂

  • @lo8693
    @lo8693 5 років тому +5105

    Bubble gum for the homeless had me dead for days

    • @bluemystic7501
      @bluemystic7501 5 років тому +38

      That expression is dead.

    • @Luhmardidit
      @Luhmardidit 5 років тому +19

      Ol Dave is alive and still Hilarious 😂😂😂❤️

    • @MF-Rell
      @MF-Rell 5 років тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @FreeminderXIII
      @FreeminderXIII 5 років тому +10

      Taking his frustration out on homeless ppl bc he sucked so bad ... That's a new low for him

    • @dontrll947
      @dontrll947 5 років тому +79

      Chew it and still be hungry was truly savage

  • @christianasnelngoulla9868
    @christianasnelngoulla9868 5 років тому +1773

    This is guy is something else. On a whole different level.

    • @bettythomas8660
      @bettythomas8660 5 років тому +8

      Since the age of 15.....gawd bless him!

    • @LuxioV2
      @LuxioV2 5 років тому +27

      M K it’s fine to feel that way but why bother spending time on his videos, better yet commenting trying to hate on him 😂 either you’re trolling or you’ve never quite recovered from that knock to the head

    • @Luhmardidit
      @Luhmardidit 5 років тому +3

      👍

    • @andrespaz4439
      @andrespaz4439 5 років тому +3

      Top 3 greatest comedians imo is Chappelle, Pryor, and Carlin..In no particular order

    • @eedleate
      @eedleate 5 років тому +2

      @@andrespaz4439 make it four and put Burr in there. Chappelle is just incredible to me though. It seems like he can be put on a stage without prep and flow.. I'm sure he preps but he's able to make it all look so natural.

  • @stevemckenna2834
    @stevemckenna2834 3 роки тому +26

    “Chew something and still be hungry “ one of the best jokes I’ve ever heard🤪

  • @ant7334
    @ant7334 5 років тому +6070

    All the dislikes are the people that went to that show that did not get their money back

    • @thekillakid99
      @thekillakid99 4 роки тому +93

      blingtitzz guwop 🤣🤣and the homeless who got the gum

    • @DrCooch
      @DrCooch 4 роки тому +59

      @@thekillakid99 I think homeless people are too busy being homeless and chewing bubblegum to watch UA-cam

    • @Dantekillskill
      @Dantekillskill 4 роки тому +12

      @@DrCooch Woah! who would have thought of that? You're a genius!

    • @Ayveh
      @Ayveh 4 роки тому +2

      lmao right

    • @DETSRC313
      @DETSRC313 4 роки тому +20

      I was THERE
      So glad I snuck in and didnt pay 😆

  • @bisratminasie8507
    @bisratminasie8507 4 роки тому +3374

    “I brought 25,000 dollars worth of bubblegum, drove around Detroit just so I could give it to them so that they could still chew on it and still be hungry” 😋😂😂...I choked on my food...

  • @stephendasher8991
    @stephendasher8991 2 роки тому +174

    "I bought $25,000 in bubble gum. Handed it all out to the homeless people in Detroit so they could chew it and still be hungry,!" I literally cried from laughing so hard

    • @ItDoesntMATTERwhatYourNameIS
      @ItDoesntMATTERwhatYourNameIS Рік тому

      If you ever were to have the other shoes on...
      You'd realize being homeless and starving ain't funny
      I can laugh at almost anything
      But that ish is over the top. Only cold blooded people can laugh at that. Which most people are in today's world

    • @stephendasher8991
      @stephendasher8991 Рік тому

      @ItDoesntMATTERwhatYourNameIS lol good speech. Still.funny as hell though

    • @MixAndMash
      @MixAndMash 5 місяців тому

      @@ItDoesntMATTERwhatYourNameIS Shit disn't really happen though

  • @aniketsthings
    @aniketsthings 5 років тому +5076

    Who doesn't like this guy?
    He's just awesome.

    • @cheekypasta55
      @cheekypasta55 5 років тому +83

      Aniket's things a lot of the LGBTQ+ community apparently? Lol.

    • @mrlds3202
      @mrlds3202 5 років тому +88

      Aniket's things leftists. They hate everyone

    • @userb1x1
      @userb1x1 5 років тому +18

      Q Ravioli Bro should just pull out the race card and make em ALLLLL look like clowns lmao

    • @johntowers1213
      @johntowers1213 5 років тому +16

      ...Detroit ?

    • @DogGuy19
      @DogGuy19 5 років тому +5

      He's OK for a RACIST.

  • @Snefro1338
    @Snefro1338 5 років тому +1472

    Before I kick the bucket, I want to see Dave live telling jokes. Would be a dream come true.

    • @norapeace6526
      @norapeace6526 5 років тому +6

      César Camilo same

    • @jns08d
      @jns08d 5 років тому +23

      Shit I'm trying to smoke with him lol

    • @mrs.yolondaa.e.792
      @mrs.yolondaa.e.792 5 років тому +3

      100%..I agree..Me too

    • @pandapigeonpowpow3838
      @pandapigeonpowpow3838 5 років тому +18

      I was soooooo fucked up the time i went to see dave Chappelle that the only thing i recall is seeing dave on stage, thats it.....lol

    • @Snefro1338
      @Snefro1338 5 років тому +5

      @@pandapigeonpowpow3838 hahaha, awesome, bro. the only memory I would need :)

  • @Defund_HOA.
    @Defund_HOA. Рік тому +11

    "Getting critiqued on my cha-chaa... fucck that" 😂😂

  • @GottuboiBeachVolleyball
    @GottuboiBeachVolleyball 5 років тому +4388

    "Dave is hilarious. Best comedian period."
    Sincerely,
    Juicy Smooliyey🇫🇷

  • @teamharaami
    @teamharaami 5 років тому +706

    This man is a natural. Stand-up is in his blood. His timing, his mind, his stories, his pace, everything is always perfect.

    • @JimmyTurner
      @JimmyTurner 5 років тому +23

      That's not a natural thing, it's an experience thing

    • @sicfith6006
      @sicfith6006 5 років тому +25

      Nah man comedy is a craft. He worked hard to make it look so natural.

    • @reallymysterious4393
      @reallymysterious4393 5 років тому +1

      One of the worst comedians ever - NOT FUNNY AT ALL ...

    • @alanstone3171
      @alanstone3171 5 років тому +20

      @M K We get it, you hate Dave Chappelle. You don't have to keep repeating yourself under every comment. Also, no one gives a shit.

    • @locdog3002003
      @locdog3002003 5 років тому +5

      You can watch his old jfl stand ups/previous stand ups and see how much he changed/developed his craft over time

  • @pheeqzie
    @pheeqzie 3 роки тому +139

    It’s amazing how he owns his own bombing on stage and turn it into a joke, simply brilliant 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿 Gatto be able to laugh at urself 🤣🤣🤣

    • @celestialnubian
      @celestialnubian 2 роки тому +5

      Anything that happens to a comedian becomes fodder for material.

    • @Jukeboksi
      @Jukeboksi 2 роки тому

      I think he made the story up

    • @treehavn
      @treehavn 2 роки тому +1

      @@Jukeboksi i think it was real 😂

    • @Jukeboksi
      @Jukeboksi 2 роки тому

      @@treehavn Either way it's very funny

  • @leonardodavinchii4220
    @leonardodavinchii4220 5 років тому +395

    "hello"
    "DancingWithTheStars"
    I said ..."not yet" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Damn dave!! Lol

  • @bt3913
    @bt3913 5 років тому +405

    “So they could chew it and still be hungry” 😂💀💀

  • @Jagnole101
    @Jagnole101 2 роки тому +64

    Not many comedians can take a very negative situation and make a joke on it that ends up being better than most other comedian’s jokes. It actually happened, too. This is why he’s a GOAT.

  • @altonjackson3903
    @altonjackson3903 5 років тому +638

    The way he was acting when he was ready for the judges to judge him🤣🤣

    • @xocorey
      @xocorey 4 роки тому +12

      Lol Nelly on DWTS

    • @drewheardbeats
      @drewheardbeats 3 роки тому +16

      He was breathing all heavy 😂😂😂😂

    • @Walking-MY-Path
      @Walking-MY-Path 3 роки тому +5

      Getting critiqued on his Cha Cha f that😂

    • @CustomizedUsername
      @CustomizedUsername 2 роки тому +1

      Hands on hips outta breath

    • @dingfeldersmurfalot4560
      @dingfeldersmurfalot4560 2 роки тому

      Flash back to the young Dave, brighter-faced, more silly, less heavy and chatty.

  • @haroldcanfly
    @haroldcanfly 5 років тому +644

    "I'm gonna bomb tonight" lol there's a first time for everything

    • @tabblu6289
      @tabblu6289 5 років тому +6

      He lied, He was booed before in Detroit and in Connecticut. He can't keep doing this... don't do drugs

    • @96blakstar
      @96blakstar 5 років тому +13

      @@tabblu6289 I never knew comedians were supposed to be honest and not lie about things that happened.

    • @TheChameleon2008
      @TheChameleon2008 5 років тому

      @@tabblu6289 You stay of social media.

    • @futuretrunks9257
      @futuretrunks9257 5 років тому

      @@tabblu6289 very cool

  • @notcoleman711
    @notcoleman711 Рік тому +10

    'I get paid for the attempt' LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

  • @tothjake94
    @tothjake94 5 років тому +6979

    Dave was so bad he ended racism

    • @michaelgray1803
      @michaelgray1803 5 років тому +16

      Who are you

    • @izickmoore7209
      @izickmoore7209 5 років тому +82

      Michael Gray boomer head ass

    • @thomasjacobs3830
      @thomasjacobs3830 5 років тому +39

      Tell that to the left. "Trump and all his supporters are rasist."

    • @bforthigh1617
      @bforthigh1617 5 років тому +85

      @@thomasjacobs3830 the majority are honestly. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

    • @thomasjacobs3830
      @thomasjacobs3830 5 років тому +26

      @@bforthigh1617 show me some evidence.

  • @mwdaros
    @mwdaros 5 років тому +3134

    "In a weird act of racial harmony, a conservative white guy yells "Yeah!" "

    • @LilithGrey...FromHell
      @LilithGrey...FromHell 5 років тому +13

      😂😂😂

    • @tehtehkhantengames8580
      @tehtehkhantengames8580 5 років тому +96

      I keep forgetting a lot of black people still think they HAVE to be Democrats.

    • @mygogomy4373
      @mygogomy4373 5 років тому +45

      @@tehtehkhantengames8580 then maybe work on your memory

    • @tehtehkhantengames8580
      @tehtehkhantengames8580 5 років тому +31

      @@mygogomy4373 its called sarcasm. Maybe work on your memory

    • @mygogomy4373
      @mygogomy4373 5 років тому +59

      @@tehtehkhantengames8580 that's not sarcasm, that was your attempt at saying an opinion, my comment was sarcastic idiot

  • @Highnz57
    @Highnz57 2 роки тому +91

    Is that the danny brown incident?
    🤣 🤣

    • @huntersloife2478
      @huntersloife2478 2 роки тому +11

      Absolutely 😂😂😂

    • @jazzyfour
      @jazzyfour 2 роки тому

      What that weird fruity muhfcka do. Lol

  • @officialnutbuster3624
    @officialnutbuster3624 4 роки тому +42

    1:28 “Stood up suddenly. FUCK U DAVE CHAPPELLE!” that has me weak😂😂

  • @russell7374
    @russell7374 5 років тому +181

    "If you see me on dancing with the stars my spirit is broken!"🤣🤣🤣

    • @Lilvon92
      @Lilvon92 5 років тому

      Check out my music ua-cam.com/video/VA164N4Q5W8/v-deo.html

  • @bellaf7774
    @bellaf7774 2 роки тому +6

    "you will never get ur fucking money back" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😭😭

  • @omarabdelmeguid554
    @omarabdelmeguid554 5 років тому +1595

    You ain't never getting your money back 😂😂😂

    •  5 років тому +28

      Gota let em know the truth. No matter how much it hurts lol

    • @superone5838
      @superone5838 5 років тому +16

      Lmao now now that was gangster funny.

    • @Walking-MY-Path
      @Walking-MY-Path 5 років тому +5

      "Good people of Detroit hear me, hear me now....."

    • @Mike-ii1vz
      @Mike-ii1vz 5 років тому +2

      He meant that shit🤣🤣

    • @DETSRC313
      @DETSRC313 5 років тому +2

      I was there
      It was really expensive i remember but people paid and we felt honored in the same he was starting his come back in Detroit.
      Strict strict security. And on some back story we just hosted Charlie Sheen as his historical breakdown tour kicked off in detroit. And as a life long fan he was a diff person. Just chained smoked and asked the audience questions and made no attempt to form a joke or be funnym ok so its a serious night but everyones high looking for laughs then lady yelled and started it.
      So glad i snuck in both nights.

  • @Jaisean
    @Jaisean 5 років тому +76

    “I was boo’d.... I did not leave” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Loveableloser14
    @Loveableloser14 2 роки тому +4

    That bubble gum part was the most pettiest shit ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 only Chappelle could pull a move like that

  • @firmlygraspi1
    @firmlygraspi1 5 років тому +2423

    The rapper that smoked him out was Danny Brown btw

    • @GamingOS
      @GamingOS 5 років тому +159

      Of course lol. Danny made "Get Hi" after all, and I would be lying if I said he didn't sound high every time he raps with his high-pitched ass

    • @stevenshipman6290
      @stevenshipman6290 4 роки тому +53

      That explains it

    • @mario53680
      @mario53680 4 роки тому +12

      firmlygraspi1 of course it was...

    • @vversusv1364
      @vversusv1364 4 роки тому +19

      I believe it. Danny Brown is wild.

    • @CaptainMorganThe3rd
      @CaptainMorganThe3rd 4 роки тому +14

      That explains fucking everything. Danny is nuts

  • @rickc2102
    @rickc2102 5 років тому +169

    "I get paid for the attempt." 🤣👍

  • @wandacolon2830
    @wandacolon2830 2 роки тому +28

    I love Dave Chappelle he can make you laugh so hard! He is my favorite comedian all his jokes are genius ❤️

  • @PickMeUpPoetry
    @PickMeUpPoetry 5 років тому +131

    Yo...,"if you see me waiting on those judges" had me on the floor for real!🤣🤣

    • @eedleate
      @eedleate 5 років тому +11

      Breathin' hard and smiling. You can't not laugh.

    • @c.galindo9639
      @c.galindo9639 5 років тому +11

      Because it’s true. All those people smiling waiting on judges are trying to stay in their last sliver of a spotlight

  • @fitamh4054
    @fitamh4054 5 років тому +54

    “getting critiqued on my cha cha” hahaha
    I just spilled my coffee out of my nose ....

  • @richardcasados
    @richardcasados 3 роки тому +44

    "I bought $25,000 worth of bubblegum and gave it out to the homeless, so they could chew it and still be hungry" What a Savage 😂😂😂😂

  • @nishantkodan9533
    @nishantkodan9533 5 років тому +310

    Even his "yeaaaahhhhhh" impression of the white guy is accurate.

  • @jojodede8712
    @jojodede8712 5 років тому +970

    “You’ll never get yo fuckin money back”

    • @sherrionsarda7101
      @sherrionsarda7101 5 років тому

      RIGHT!

    • @poolq422
      @poolq422 5 років тому +36

      "You'll never get your fuckin money back"

    • @haydenkarim5459
      @haydenkarim5459 5 років тому +9

      He was wrong for that

    • @logandavis954
      @logandavis954 5 років тому +5

      Hayden Karim 🤣🤣

    • @Sergio-fu7mv
      @Sergio-fu7mv 5 років тому +4

      I like Dave, but if he really didn’t give them money back that’s fucked up.
      That means he’s like a Jew. Super money hungry. He kind’ve lost me on that joke.

  • @Synster73
    @Synster73 2 роки тому +43

    This man is a Legend, period 🙌

  • @mthoko_n
    @mthoko_n 5 років тому +59

    Dave is low key the most well spoken comedian , very articulate and eloquent

  • @Vision06
    @Vision06 5 років тому +19

    „I did NOT leave“ - killed me! I love his way of telling true stories, that are often not for his best, in a humours way.

  • @1122slickliverpool
    @1122slickliverpool 4 роки тому +5

    The Big Sean’s - “Story by Dave Chappell” & this makes this even more priceless. I mean this shit really funny! 😂😂😂

  • @letsgobrandon987
    @letsgobrandon987 5 років тому +142

    “Getting Critiqued on my Cha Cha...”. Omg I died.

    • @scottwendel633
      @scottwendel633 3 роки тому

      Glad I looked at some comments because I was going to post the same thing. Liked the Evil Knievel joke too.

  • @c.galindo9639
    @c.galindo9639 5 років тому +29

    Lmao Dave Chappelle really doesn’t hold back even against himself.
    The Dancing with the Stars bit was so true and hilarious XD

  • @WickedWest512
    @WickedWest512 3 роки тому +26

    The most amazing man in comedy I'd pay for his show even on a bad night!

  • @rajaes123
    @rajaes123 5 років тому +48

    Dave Chappelle is hilarious, every time i hear his jokes, I just can't stop laughing, he's the one.

  • @spliffsenseiroejogan9380
    @spliffsenseiroejogan9380 5 років тому +331

    That rapper weed ain no joke !! 😂😂😂 I’m glad I see Chappelle back in his element

    • @SavageGreywolf
      @SavageGreywolf 5 років тому +5

      If Dave can't handle rapper weed he'd better never smoke weed with Willie Nelson lol

    • @spliffsenseiroejogan9380
      @spliffsenseiroejogan9380 5 років тому +5

      SavageGreywolf trust me willie Nelson don’t gotta shit on these top shelf strains now a days I smoked Vlone runts n I lost my face and still haven’t found it to this day

    • @ChrisSmooth24
      @ChrisSmooth24 5 років тому +16

      Spliff Sensei Roe Jogan willie Nelson would smoke circles around anyone lol. He outsmoked snoop dog, who is a walking joint at this point.

    • @spliffsenseiroejogan9380
      @spliffsenseiroejogan9380 5 років тому +2

      ChrisSmooth24 Mann I could out smoke he don’t even smoke fronto bro Brooklyn niggas r the true weedheads nationally we smoke twice as much as Cali 😎😎💚🌳it’s all love tho one day ima outsmoke both them

    • @smhgaming3259
      @smhgaming3259 5 років тому +2

      Lmfao weed bro ain't shit

  • @Crvsher
    @Crvsher Рік тому +5

    “Fool me once” always kills me

  • @boldbearings
    @boldbearings 4 роки тому +30

    "Hello? Dancing With The Stars."
    [click] "Not yet..."
    LMAO. They'll never get you, Dave.

  • @dukecraig2402
    @dukecraig2402 5 років тому +475

    Dave Chappelle should be declared an American historic landmark, that way he can't ever be torn down in the name of progress like everything else is.

    • @s.g.7572
      @s.g.7572 4 роки тому +6

      He IS progress, can't be torn down by himself

    • @ducksfolif977
      @ducksfolif977 4 роки тому +5

      Bruh they are tearing down landmarks rn lol

    • @humdrumfeast
      @humdrumfeast 4 роки тому +17

      Nothing makes me laugh more than a headless cristopher Columbus statue

    • @dylanhaugen3739
      @dylanhaugen3739 4 роки тому +12

      Pretty sure Dave's never owned slaves or sex trafficked kids though. Not sure why people care so much about monuments to dead slavers, racists, and pedo pimps.

    • @uberbyte7467
      @uberbyte7467 4 роки тому +5

      @@dylanhaugen3739 they would get mad if you teardown a statue of bin laden, only for the sake of getting pissed.

  • @deleayoola
    @deleayoola 2 роки тому +2

    "So they could chew the gum and still be hungry"
    He really is Evil Kanievel 😂😂

  • @swaroopgurung5221
    @swaroopgurung5221 5 років тому +737

    Bought 25000$ bubble gum and give to honeless so that they can chew and still be hungry 😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @Grok_Fractal
      @Grok_Fractal 5 років тому +13

      ​@@MathiasNordmyr-lp3el I can't even with that line, Dave is a legit genius.

    • @jwdathefax377
      @jwdathefax377 5 років тому +19

      Swaroop Gurung - IKR?! I’ve eaten gum on an empty stomach. It intensifies the hunger. Genius joke!

    • @rolandroy6885
      @rolandroy6885 5 років тому +2

      That was wrong but funny as hell,, lol 🤣😂 🤣

    • @jk59627
      @jk59627 5 років тому

      @@rolandroy6885 he did give stuff to the poor

    • @soko737
      @soko737 5 років тому

      I laughed so hard at that part, I cleared up my congested chest.

  • @pyrogod2289
    @pyrogod2289 5 років тому +751

    I may not agree with everything Dave says but man he is one of the greats

    • @coleschrader2611
      @coleschrader2611 5 років тому +24

      What dont you agree with ? Honestly curious not trying to be a dick lol

    • @zacheryrodgers6983
      @zacheryrodgers6983 5 років тому +13

      @@coleschrader2611 Me personally is the MJ stuff. He did that shit. Outside of that, I usually agree with Dave.

    • @T25de
      @T25de 5 років тому +12

      He thinks banning guns will fix gun crimes that’s pretty silly

    • @leovanilla6833
      @leovanilla6833 5 років тому +56

      That's what's great about America. You should be able to enjoy one's company even if you don't always agree with them.

    • @pyrogod2289
      @pyrogod2289 5 років тому +14

      For anyone dumb enough to think MJ did it I dare them to watch this video showing his innocence actual proof he's innocent retarted replies without proof will be ignored your opinion is not fact ua-cam.com/video/FnyUMfjkCYU/v-deo.html

  • @kyleowens119
    @kyleowens119 3 роки тому +7

    Dave’s the goat. Thank u Netflix, y’all r the best for standing up for freedom of speech!!!!!!

    • @Walking-MY-Path
      @Walking-MY-Path 3 роки тому

      Netflix is truly the GOAT for that support.

  • @ellik3802
    @ellik3802 5 років тому +107

    Would never imagine Dave getting booed...but it happened here in Detroit. Dave was getting bad talked about in every bar salon and barbershop across the city 😂 He’s still my fav

    • @nickcox1408
      @nickcox1408 3 роки тому +3

      🤷‍♂️even the good ones have a bad day every now and then.

  • @MellowYellow.
    @MellowYellow. 5 років тому +170

    Dave Chappelle is a national treasure! 😂👍🏻

  • @sniperkid187
    @sniperkid187 Рік тому +3

    “Jordan on the wizards”🤣🤣🤣

  • @DursunX
    @DursunX 5 років тому +339

    phone: "hello this is Smoking With The Stars.."
    dave: "im there".

    • @raymondrose1823
      @raymondrose1823 5 років тому +1

      Lol me 2

    • @musicsweet2833
      @musicsweet2833 5 років тому +1

      Dursun Sahin LMAOOOOOOO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mudmixahhh
      @mudmixahhh 5 років тому +2

      Nice haha.. :)

    • @kuntakinte6296
      @kuntakinte6296 4 роки тому

      😅😆😁

    • @jo8737
      @jo8737 4 роки тому

      Up vote for Dave to do a bit called “smoking with the stars “

  • @1969GrassHoppa
    @1969GrassHoppa 5 років тому +9

    "Getting critiqued for my Cha Cha!?" 🤣 I'm dead. I hope that it's the slide! 🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @derricknguyen1801
    @derricknguyen1801 11 місяців тому +1

    Thank you Dave I don’t think I would’ve gotten through today. Thank you for making me laugh through my darkest days❤️

  • @blank5390
    @blank5390 5 років тому +172

    LMFAO..I was at that Detroit show and laughed my ass off the whole way through it! Detroit loves you bro

    • @jazzyfour
      @jazzyfour 4 роки тому +9

      Was it really as bad as he claimed

    • @servicingltd9261
      @servicingltd9261 2 роки тому

      @@jazzyfour Of course it wasn't you moron

    • @jazzyfour
      @jazzyfour 2 роки тому

      @@servicingltd9261 its always some fuggg in another dude's comment sckn dck. U fugg

    • @servicingltd9261
      @servicingltd9261 2 роки тому

      @@jazzyfour don't be so hard on yourself, just cause you suck dick doesn't mean it's a problem

  • @ILikeCHEEZ9
    @ILikeCHEEZ9 5 років тому +209

    This man fails with grace. That takes a special kind of character

  • @ArturoRodriguez-mp3uq
    @ArturoRodriguez-mp3uq 2 роки тому +2

    "I'm like Evel Knievel, I get paid for the attempt"
    This quote alone resumes my last three college semesters

  • @zukefilms
    @zukefilms 4 роки тому +694

    Bro how can he remember a whole comedy set while high??? I smoke and I forget what sentence I'm saying in the middle of saying it.

    • @davidomot2731
      @davidomot2731 4 роки тому +14

      I'm saying. GOAT

    • @nilomyki
      @nilomyki 4 роки тому +12

      ‘cause it probably was recorded.

    • @D00NBU66Y
      @D00NBU66Y 4 роки тому +4

      Maybe he’s high while performing and he remembers the jokes written while high

    • @donaldandrade2037
      @donaldandrade2037 4 роки тому +30

      How the fuck did you remember that you forgot? same way this shit

    • @jamiedegeir5873
      @jamiedegeir5873 4 роки тому +13

      Well I mean he probably didn't that's why he bombed

  • @gregt9848
    @gregt9848 5 років тому +393

    Dave rubs his stomach from time to time in his specials lol

    • @swatsquealer
      @swatsquealer 4 роки тому +7

      Man, it irritates me when he does that.

    • @idunno808
      @idunno808 4 роки тому +52

      He gotta shit on these niggas

    • @southlondon86
      @southlondon86 4 роки тому +19

      He got the MUNCHIES

    • @lizardking2716
      @lizardking2716 4 роки тому +15

      could be a self conscious thing

    • @coasteyscoasteys
      @coasteyscoasteys 4 роки тому +18

      Greg
      It's old age lol when start to grow a belly. I do it too now it happens automatic

  • @djlivinh
    @djlivinh 5 років тому +39

    What I love about this is the humanity shown in who some consider one of the greatest stand-up comedians of all time. And even when we see him at the top of his game, he had a very public moment that he underperformed & was probably embarassed about. And yet, he turns it around and creates a funny punchline about it here.

  • @DETSRC313
    @DETSRC313 5 років тому +727

    I was there at The Filmore that night.
    Everything he says happened.
    It was more of him asking us the audience questions.

    • @DR-qi3pv
      @DR-qi3pv 4 роки тому +19

      Was it cringeworthy

    • @tayfun4688
      @tayfun4688 4 роки тому +12

      Did you chant with everybody?

    • @postingyou
      @postingyou 4 роки тому +201

      Did you get a free pack of bubble gum

    • @ellenmarch3095
      @ellenmarch3095 4 роки тому +47

      @@postingyou Most underrated comment ever. 😂😂

    • @tupacshaker856
      @tupacshaker856 4 роки тому +1

      @@postingyou asshole

  • @elbolsillo
    @elbolsillo 2 роки тому +1

    “The report goes on to say, that I was booed off stage. That is also incorrect. I was booed. I did not leave.” 😂 😂 😂

  • @BrunoCunha88
    @BrunoCunha88 5 років тому +75

    funiest guy in my generation cant even compare him this man is on a league of his own. Awsome show

  • @The40Glock1
    @The40Glock1 5 років тому +21

    "Hello dancing with the stars" 🤣🤣🤣🤣"if you see me waiting for these judges"💀💀💀💀💀

  • @D_Rell8
    @D_Rell8 2 роки тому +12

    Danny Brown brought me here lol

  • @victorbobo7020
    @victorbobo7020 4 роки тому +14

    My sister after sending me to the store:
    Where’s my change?
    Me: (1:57-2:05) 👀😂

  • @a1mo_
    @a1mo_ 5 років тому +158

    This man is a genius

  • @novembercherry4
    @novembercherry4 3 роки тому

    That bubblegum bit there was more than fukd up, it was resentment. 🤣🤣🤣 Loved it!

  • @Skippz2282
    @Skippz2282 5 років тому +16

    “Hello Dancing with the star?” Not Yet! 😂😂😂😭

  • @heelcharisma1553
    @heelcharisma1553 5 років тому +81

    "The article goes on to say I was boo'ed off stage. Which is also incorrect. I was boo'ed...I did not leave."

  • @rickkroll
    @rickkroll 2 роки тому +7

    Just listened to danny brown talk about this show! Ahahah good stuff

  • @stenzeliron6818
    @stenzeliron6818 5 років тому +1763

    It’s like he’s a completely different person from the dave of the 90’s. Looks different, sounds different, jokes are a different style. Still good though.

    • @DJacksonDojoFamily
      @DJacksonDojoFamily 5 років тому +250

      He's damn near 50 things about him is gonna change

    • @xilentjay4298
      @xilentjay4298 5 років тому +28

      Eric Stenzel clone

    • @kayveeproductions2957
      @kayveeproductions2957 4 роки тому +206

      Why do people think a nigga is pose to stay the same for decades lol

    • @LadyFalcon17
      @LadyFalcon17 4 роки тому +92

      Eric Stenzel I think he’s a thousand times better now. He actually used to get on my nerves a little bit, and now he’s one of my absolute favs.

    • @yixie6830
      @yixie6830 4 роки тому +64

      I think he actually got better...

  • @RetiredWarriorHUAW
    @RetiredWarriorHUAW 5 років тому +21

    The man is pure comedy genius. I will always stand by David Chappelle for his comedy and right to tell it how he feels it... Hooah.

  • @spideymcgee4718
    @spideymcgee4718 11 місяців тому +2

    The bubble gum 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @the46thchamber65
    @the46thchamber65 5 років тому +23

    “Getting critiqued on my Cha-cha....” Hahahaha

  • @Das20232
    @Das20232 4 роки тому +26

    I love watching people's reactions as soon as the punch line hits... so funny!!

  • @unexpectedvixen5685
    @unexpectedvixen5685 3 роки тому +1

    Every time I hear the quote "f*** you Dave Chappelle" I damn near piss myself laughing 🤣🤣🤣

    • @daystar73
      @daystar73 3 роки тому

      I said......'cuse me!😂

  • @adamkha4783
    @adamkha4783 4 роки тому +7

    " I was booed , I did not leave " 🤣🤣🤣

  • @miguelito-sf7es
    @miguelito-sf7es 5 років тому +29

    1:41 Chappelle's white accent "yeah!" jajajaja

    • @tiffany4628
      @tiffany4628 5 років тому +6

      His white accents are always hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MericanAndGuns
    @MericanAndGuns Рік тому +2

    Love how we hear this story from all the people involved with this incident Danny brown big sean and Chappelle

  • @overdue4950
    @overdue4950 4 роки тому +57

    “So they could chew it and still be hungry”

  • @gabrielrooks9222
    @gabrielrooks9222 5 років тому +27

    "You ain't getting your money back." Damn Dave that was COLD.

    • @chi7818
      @chi7818 4 роки тому

      Gabriel Rooks naw man handing out bubblegum was cold. So they could chew it and still be hungry. That’s some cold shit right there.

    • @ssmuikakarot6057
      @ssmuikakarot6057 4 роки тому

      @@chi7818 but it's funny tho