Hand of Fate - Hard to Explain

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  • @CruzaComplex
    @CruzaComplex 10 років тому +97

    I remember when Jerma used to be alright. That was before the plague hit.

    • @RAYBURN99
      @RAYBURN99 10 років тому +72

      That was back before the bottle hit.

    • @V4leford
      @V4leford 10 років тому +19

      I used to keep making stupid meme phrases. That was before the autism hit.

    • @ACoolStupidDog
      @ACoolStupidDog 10 років тому +6

      ***** That didn't make sense at all. I guess it was before the logic hit?

    • @gangswagster
      @gangswagster 10 років тому +2

      LargeAll I remember.
      I remember when the professors at the university would shuffle back and forth, with the students being eager and excited to have their questions answered.
      That was before the plague hit.

    • @MagickjellyMC
      @MagickjellyMC 10 років тому +5

      jerma was fine until the fire nation attacked....

  • @BestAtNothing
    @BestAtNothing 10 років тому +251

    What is it.. it's like.. Hearthstone meets Oregon Trail Meets.. Batman Arkham Asylum?

    • @dantefettman354
      @dantefettman354 10 років тому +20

      Oh praise Lord Gaben!

    • @madmay456
      @madmay456 10 років тому +4

      hey ban i sub to you like 2 days ago resume your gameplay of the long dark and Rust cuz your really funny keep up everythinh bro

    • @BestAtNothing
      @BestAtNothing 10 років тому

      madmay456 Hey thanks a lot

    • @madmay456
      @madmay456 10 років тому +1

      ur welcome you seem like a very good youtuber and i hope you keep making youtube vids

    • @loganm6680
      @loganm6680 10 років тому

      Kinda like Kingdom hearts chain of memories

  • @Trollingtonsrus
    @Trollingtonsrus 10 років тому +400

    bottle guy confirmed for jerma rumble?

    • @majormissile5596
      @majormissile5596 10 років тому +86

      Maybe, sniff, maybe...

    • @fercon9892
      @fercon9892 10 років тому +84

      Jordan Stewart ive yet to meet one that can outsmart bottle

    • @SSDragon19
      @SSDragon19 10 років тому

      ***** hahaha. i thought that said "Who touched my BUTTHOLE?" hahahahaah

    • @Trollingtonsrus
      @Trollingtonsrus 10 років тому +1

      SSDragon19 stop.....

    • @sernikb
      @sernikb 10 років тому +1

      *This is a bottle*

  • @IsYouAWizard
    @IsYouAWizard 10 років тому +255

    I imagine Jerma just has 20 or so clones of himself that live in his house, but each one has a different personality.

    • @xXponyinthestarsXx
      @xXponyinthestarsXx 10 років тому +68

      that's the best thing I've ever read.

    • @FatMak98
      @FatMak98 10 років тому +67

      Welcome to the Rumble house.

    • @azkni
      @azkni 10 років тому +37

      And one of them is STAR_

    • @maximumgaming3650
      @maximumgaming3650 10 років тому +16

      Decietful Cake And another one is Grandpa (let the chain begin)

    • @walkingcrow4948
      @walkingcrow4948 10 років тому +14

      MaximumGaming
      one of them is a byeah

  • @BSGA22
    @BSGA22 10 років тому +465

    If Ster_ would have gotten Jerma those curtains he won in that bet the guy wouldn't have been able to see him in his house.

    • @xXponyinthestarsXx
      @xXponyinthestarsXx 10 років тому +62

      Damn you, STAR_. Damn you.
      Nevermind the fact that ***** left his windows open in the middle of winter like an idiot :v

    • @spootot
      @spootot 10 років тому +8

      Apparently he did

    • @thatguydownthestreat
      @thatguydownthestreat 10 років тому +1

      Drowning Pony oi he could be living far south where it isnt much of a problem, or even though he probably isnt, he could be in the southern hemisphere
      Middle of summer there

    • @peanutbuttercracker1
      @peanutbuttercracker1 10 років тому +20

      Except STAR_ actually did give him the curtains.

    • @supercow376
      @supercow376 10 років тому +7

      -Senpai he could've mean South Botson

  • @Justanothertgrt
    @Justanothertgrt 10 років тому +58

    Did anyone notice that the plague hit at 4:20?

  • @alechuntsman9524
    @alechuntsman9524 10 років тому +103

    RIP in Peace Jerma "He was killed by an old speeding man"

    • @arrivederci7141
      @arrivederci7141 10 років тому +5

      'Rest in peace in peace' Lol.

    • @JustShotsForMeh
      @JustShotsForMeh 10 років тому +42

      Moon Flame You must be new here.

    • @warpatato
      @warpatato 10 років тому +1

      Moon Flame It's like DoD of Defeat

    • @k4rz43
      @k4rz43 10 років тому

      aka his grandpa

  • @freshprince5428
    @freshprince5428 10 років тому +410

    55 thousand dollars for this game to be made
    250 thousand dollars for smoshes game to be made, which is for iPhone.
    HMMMM.....

    • @Necroskull388
      @Necroskull388 10 років тому +53

      Frankly, that says more about how ridiculously low budget this game is than anything else. 55k is maybe enough to pay one guy to work on this game full-time--that's not even factoring licensing issues, distribution, and other financial or legal wizardry. This game was pretty much funded on a piss in the wind.

    • @SelbenCoirlo
      @SelbenCoirlo 10 років тому +13

      Dagda Mor
      Yeah 55k is one years salary for an entry-level programmer (in the US at least). That said, it was on early access, so it's not like they funded the entirety of development through ks, just got it to late-alpha/early-beta

    • @Suiseisexy
      @Suiseisexy 10 років тому

      Yep, they stole 80% of it. Ignore these shills. ^

    • @gayben2658
      @gayben2658 10 років тому +14

      Not to mention they got over funded by 8k.
      I lost faith in humanity.

    • @freshprince5428
      @freshprince5428 10 років тому

      Yes.

  • @ALIENwolve
    @ALIENwolve 10 років тому +1

    I am in tears with your character interrupt moments.

  • @swearingpriest98
    @swearingpriest98 10 років тому +1

    This was my best laugh all day. Thanks Jerma. Your skits never fail to make me giggle.

  • @KillerChickenVideos
    @KillerChickenVideos 10 років тому +4

    Seriously, I was already chuckling like an idiot, but when he said: "You're ugly." from very far away at 1:15, I lost my fucking shit. Can't find it no more.

  • @TheAmberBerries
    @TheAmberBerries 10 років тому +1

    Seriously Jarma dude, you should do more of the bottle throwing dude. I have not laughed so hard at a youtube video in a long time if at all, you sir are a genius of comedy. I know the editing car effects and such are a lot of work but if you make him a semi regular occurance it'd make a lot of people happy.

  • @bobtheparamecium1521
    @bobtheparamecium1521 10 років тому +1

    I always love your skits, Jerma.

  • @RKan3
    @RKan3 10 років тому

    I love these little bits that Jerma does, they add so much to this channel.

  • @OneGrumpyCat
    @OneGrumpyCat 10 років тому +194

    Jerma used to play TF2.
    _But that was before the plague hit._

    • @Suiseisexy
      @Suiseisexy 10 років тому +13

      lol TF2 is a joke now

    • @thatguydownthestreat
      @thatguydownthestreat 10 років тому +16

      Suiseisexy hmmmmm so many ways to respond. i think ill choose this:
      at least the tf2 joke doesnt resemble a dead horse pinyata

    • @Suiseisexy
      @Suiseisexy 10 років тому +6

      thatguydownthestreat The Magical Mercenary

    • @thatguydownthestreat
      @thatguydownthestreat 10 років тому

      Suiseisexy FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU

    • @Jaymagus
      @Jaymagus 10 років тому +13

      thatguydownthestreat YOU ACTIVATED THE TRAP CARD.

  • @MrGlyra
    @MrGlyra 10 років тому

    I saw Jerma stream this some days ago and it really good.
    It was so fun to watch Jerma make wrong choices though, or seeing him get through a level without getting hit. It's awesome c:

  • @tdelfino2509
    @tdelfino2509 10 років тому +16

    The whole card deck thing reminds of Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories.

    • @GearyDigit
      @GearyDigit 10 років тому +13

      Only not shit.

    • @codysseus312
      @codysseus312 10 років тому +13

      Geary OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo

    • @Daxank
      @Daxank 10 років тому +6

      Geary Couldn't agree more on that...
      Seriously, it seemed like an incredible idea, but it just ended up turning the game into a "mash the button until you win"

    • @punch3322
      @punch3322 10 років тому +1

      Geary
      #ShotsFired

    • @pork8798
      @pork8798 10 років тому +1

      Geary Stop being so edgy. You're scaring the children

  • @Justsomerandomletters1
    @Justsomerandomletters1 10 років тому

    Jerma, this is why you're awesome. You're one of the few guys in this day that I can still trust if they say a game is good then it is. Thank you.

  • @DreadGir
    @DreadGir 10 років тому +3

    "Finally, a chance to buy a good early access game."
    "I'm sure you're grateful for that."
    Just wanted to give mention to something that Jerma neglected to; the Dealer, the one you can see sitting across from you in the video, has an absolutely astoundingly good voice actor, and the writing is superb. It feels quite a bit like you're actually sitting across from someone who is dealing cards and reacting to them, and lines didn't even start repeating, for me anyway, until more than halfway through the game. It is one of the best things about this game, and really brings it to life, immersing you much more than you'd otherwise expect.
    Cheers.

  • @apophis456
    @apophis456 10 років тому +5

    this was like watching an advertisement that i actually enjoyed

  • @mrkyle316
    @mrkyle316 10 років тому

    lol these videos you make are always so damn funny with your characters and voices of just random shit happening. Keep it up man, you always make me laugh

  • @CaesarCJ15
    @CaesarCJ15 10 років тому

    I watched part of the stream and i can't believe how much fun i had, if i ever have the chance, i would definitely buy this game

  • @bob1232411
    @bob1232411 10 років тому +20

    R.I.P tf2 videos.
    Still remeber when Jerma said he was gonna make tf2 vids til he was 150 years old.

    • @jamesmcglynn7718
      @jamesmcglynn7718 10 років тому +34

      Its his channel and he is giving you free content. He do whatever the fuck he wants.

    • @sirnoodlearcher9777
      @sirnoodlearcher9777 10 років тому +12

      He still does TF2 Videos, just not as often. He won't turn his back on the game. It's what got his channel started.

    • @pfwry
      @pfwry 10 років тому +13

      Maybe he is 151 years old, who knows?

    • @johnnynutsville
      @johnnynutsville 10 років тому +3

      My guess is that the next video is going to be really special because it's his 200th tf2 video

    • @killerbees6125
      @killerbees6125 10 років тому +8

      I would be fine if he never played tf2 again. It would just mean more amazing content like this.

  • @ovenchickenus
    @ovenchickenus 10 років тому +3

    This game is amazing, and people need to give it a chance. It's the story of a fortune teller drawing cards and using them to tell a story. You need to "travel" through the deck chasing targets, and you occasionally need to fight them in Arkham style fight sequences. The combat is a bit finicky, but the concept is original and the stories that come out of it are definitely amazing.

  • @mostuselessmanofalltime
    @mostuselessmanofalltime 10 років тому

    Hey, thanks for sharing your experience Jerma. I appreciate it.

  • @caxxatron1785
    @caxxatron1785 10 років тому +1

    The next Jerma Rumble roster.
    Now returning, all previous characters (alive ones)
    And now introducing Bottle guy, Swear guy, the Tunnel Troll, Byeah #285, and the Zombie Computer Salesman.

  • @fishsticks428
    @fishsticks428 10 років тому

    holy shit I just sit here waiting for videos jerma pops up and thst drink my god I died love your videos

  • @CoolJosh3k
    @CoolJosh3k 10 років тому

    That intro was great. Such talent. I appreciate it.

  • @Holammer
    @Holammer 10 років тому

    The dialogue at the start of this episode is an accurate presentation of Jerma's diseased mind. The voices! ;D

  • @jaxonnobles
    @jaxonnobles 10 років тому

    As soon as he said fate, I got reminded of the old 2006 game Fate, which was one of my favourite dungeon crawlers. (especially seeing as it was one of the first games I'd played)

  • @Baerud
    @Baerud 10 років тому +1

    So you create your journey, play it when items and events are randomly drawn from a deck and given to you. Dealer also adds some of his stuff to the deck, which makes game even harder. Its a new live for a roguelike genre...

  • @OverworldLord
    @OverworldLord 10 років тому +1

    Ah, I used to love games like this. They innovated everything, changing the way games worked and were played.
    That was before the plague hit.

  • @DamonDixonAudioAndVideo
    @DamonDixonAudioAndVideo 10 років тому

    Stream it again sometime, i wanna watch! I found it to be super entertaining the last time.

  • @willg354
    @willg354 10 років тому

    I love your commentaries

  • @coldReactive
    @coldReactive 10 років тому +4

    "Abandoned almost entirely" -- Deadpool The Game

  • @slick571
    @slick571 10 років тому

    I love Jerma + Jerma And the whole Jerma lore thing :D

  • @SuperCrazyyo
    @SuperCrazyyo 10 років тому

    As always Jerma, GREAT and FUNNY editing! liked-n-faved

  • @awaffle7701
    @awaffle7701 10 років тому

    This is a pretty intersting idea for a game, I like how there's at least one original game that exists.

  • @k4rz43
    @k4rz43 10 років тому

    Please make more of those Jerma-viewer-interractions or whatever they are. They're fricking hilarious! :D
    Assuming you're still alive after the plagu- I mean the bottle hit you.

  • @elgatochurro
    @elgatochurro 10 років тому

    its a brawler beat em up game with the cards consisting of both your inventory, stats, abilities, and encounters (which are on the map).

  • @wickedBigKarma
    @wickedBigKarma 10 років тому

    I fucking love it when you have "other Jermas" in your video, cracked me up!

  • @steampunkthing2716
    @steampunkthing2716 10 років тому

    my brothers birthday! yeah! thnx for the awesome vid jermia

  • @dantefettman354
    @dantefettman354 10 років тому

    Wow. This looks like a great game. The Oregan Trail aspect of it looks really cool and can be great for live streamers who want to interact more with their audience. Would probably pick this up soon.

  • @dmanfan100
    @dmanfan100 10 років тому

    After 3/4 of the video I understood, also RIP Jerma.

  • @JakeRanney
    @JakeRanney 3 роки тому +2

    Hand of Fate... like Manos: The Hands of Fate???

  • @watertower500d6
    @watertower500d6 5 років тому +1

    Bottle Guy was the first Vroomer.

  • @gyeahfrug
    @gyeahfrug 10 років тому

    Jerma you are so random. Which is why it will most likely say on my tombstone that I died of laughter because of you.

  • @minchbis572
    @minchbis572 10 років тому

    Thanks for the new vid jerma

  • @TrollStack
    @TrollStack 10 років тому +1

    So a board game brawler that is effected by your cards. Cool.

  • @Hippiezor
    @Hippiezor 10 років тому

    Jerma please continue to stream this awesome game!

  • @GentleMu
    @GentleMu 10 років тому +1

    I think you certainly made a coherent point. Gud jerb, Jerma. :u

  • @tobiashoffmann78
    @tobiashoffmann78 10 років тому

    Great video! Perfect mix of jokes and facts

  • @joeyghostx
    @joeyghostx 10 років тому

    The Hand of Jerma has been pulled! He is doing a run without a shield again. Jerma, stop losing your shield!

  • @vf3d
    @vf3d 10 років тому

    Hah! I love the bottle guy thing you did.

  • @TakeHomeTheCup
    @TakeHomeTheCup 10 років тому

    That bottle part, was awesome.

  • @RhaimesStorm
    @RhaimesStorm 10 років тому +11

    Isn't this a Dungeons and Dragons where you have the opportunity to defy the fate of your dice roll via Brawler and Cards(which stands for possible loots/enemies/equipments/etc...)? It's quite easy to understand what this game is lol
    Its like Binding of Isaac, only Sexier.

    • @killerbees6125
      @killerbees6125 10 років тому +3

      Thats what I was thinking. Makes it much easier to understand when you say "imagine DnD"

    • @Wylf
      @Wylf 10 років тому

      Kyle Holmberg Dunno, most people think of the PnP game when thinking of DnD. So lots of stats and rules... both things that aren't in Hand of Fate. Hand of Fate is essentially a "choose your own adventure" game, where you build a deck and play through it. With (slightly clunky) brawling elements.

    • @killerbees6125
      @killerbees6125 10 років тому

      ***** That's what people should say when describing this game.

  • @zenja6533
    @zenja6533 10 років тому

    "That was before the plague hit" has become the Jerma/Star_ version of "7 Asses". Completely ran into the ground in a matter of weeks.

  • @morganmememachine466
    @morganmememachine466 10 років тому +1

    Well, I guess we won't be seeing Jerma for a while.

  • @ValkoorMoonblood
    @ValkoorMoonblood 10 років тому

    This is actually a pretty interesting concept!

  • @literealm
    @literealm 10 років тому

    Only two minutes in, and I lost it to the old man speeding away calling Jerma ugly.

  • @vsprodctions
    @vsprodctions 10 років тому +1

    Bottle Guy for Jerma Rumble 4

  • @fentanylfrog8403
    @fentanylfrog8403 10 років тому

    That bottle guy was so random. I too nominate him for Jerma Rumble.

  • @archmorrison3764
    @archmorrison3764 10 років тому

    I was there for this stream!

  • @TreeWood
    @TreeWood 10 років тому

    Jerma is nearing 400,000 subs!

  • @akimbojuju4834
    @akimbojuju4834 10 років тому

    Keep doing what your doing man!

  • @MrAwesomeAsian22
    @MrAwesomeAsian22 10 років тому

    If Ster and Jerma do Hatred, it will be the weirdest, funniest episode because they will make very serious situations seem hilarious as hell.

  • @stephenaitken4901
    @stephenaitken4901 10 років тому

    Have a nice day Jerma!

  • @lovenorway5
    @lovenorway5 10 років тому

    To say it in a simpler way, this game is like a Roleplaying-cardgame, where the brawls are like the visualization of what you just encountered in the roleplay.

  • @schmiegs
    @schmiegs 10 років тому +2

    Jerma.. I am not sure man, your videos used to be good, I mean really. But now.. Now they are FUCKING EXTRAORDINARY..

  • @Atma505
    @Atma505 10 років тому

    no holds barred, when I heard that crash, I jumped, put my phone down, and went to the kitchen to see who the hell was tossing glassware around

  • @nathanross3482
    @nathanross3482 10 років тому

    Jerma post more Plz so we can have something to do but just post when ever love your vids

  • @leefoster222
    @leefoster222 10 років тому +1

    Love this game.

  • @redengi7370
    @redengi7370 10 років тому

    *watched this exact footage on twitch with live commentary*

  • @thatonetaffers
    @thatonetaffers 10 років тому

    So its kinda like mighty wuest for epic loot, where you biuld a castle full of traps to protect your stuff, but you need to complete your own castle first to validate it as playable to other people. You just dont have the other people part and the castle customization, since the dungeon is generated by the cards you choose before, and maybe some other things here and there, i dont really know.

  • @_JAKL
    @_JAKL 10 років тому +1

    not even a minute in and ur cracking me up.

  • @SuperCompany007
    @SuperCompany007 10 років тому

    Hand of Fate has been around for months now... It was on Steam back in September.

  • @bishbashbosh2015
    @bishbashbosh2015 10 років тому +2

    Fanfiction number 468
    It had been two months since the incident. Jerma was finally being released from the hospital after being nearly crushed to death by STAR_'s mechanical member. Jerma had gone through weeks of intensive therapy to restore his broken body. Finally he was ready to go. As Jerma walked through the hospital doors, he felt a shiver go down his spine. He was being watched. "It's been a while Jermy." whispered a seductive voice dripping with lust. Jerma didn't even need to look. He turned and ripped of his clothes, revealing a frog costume underneath. In front of him stood STAR_, already in costume, engines revving. They embraced and the ground itself seemed to shake. Every thrust and parry seemed to create a mini earthquake. Bystanders ran, fearing for their lives. Suddenly, the air began to crackle with intensity. The climax was near. The pair of lovers finally roared, "BOOST! BONK! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAM" There was a great flash of light and the heavens themselves could hear the screams of ecstasy coming from the two. When the light faded, a new entity was left. Jerma and STAR_ were no more. They had become one as... STERMA. the end.

  • @muhrichard8634
    @muhrichard8634 10 років тому

    It's just a realtime roguelike where you select and unlock the random encounters you'll experience during missions

  • @Rankerquat
    @Rankerquat 10 років тому +2

    I *demand* live commentary!

  • @Vclox
    @Vclox 10 років тому

    Remember seeing you stream this

  • @gdfish3532
    @gdfish3532 10 років тому

    You know you put the start of the vid beautifully?

  • @GrapeJuiceIII
    @GrapeJuiceIII 10 років тому

    I love the crazy shit you put in the start of games that aren't TF2 (ex. Sorcery!)

  • @gibbonsplays8706
    @gibbonsplays8706 10 років тому

    I want to see someone do a play through of this game. I think it should be you, Jerma.

  • @mattc.4353
    @mattc.4353 10 років тому

    An excellent video, will definitely give the game a try!

  • @haydnlatte
    @haydnlatte 9 років тому

    .the beginning of this made me piss myself not once, not twice, but three times.

  • @baileyhartford4293
    @baileyhartford4293 10 років тому

    cool looking game not sure if its for me tho, but im glad you enjoy it jerma.

  • @kyrridas1573
    @kyrridas1573 10 років тому

    i saw this game on the PS4 earlier this week, and watched some people streaming it. i still have no idea what the heck it is. im tempted to buy it, just so i can satisfy my curiousity.

  • @TheNellyinator
    @TheNellyinator 10 років тому

    wow 55 thousand for this, that's pretty good and it looks good graphically too! That is how you do a kickstarter my friends!

  • @LeonardAndHisBiscuit
    @LeonardAndHisBiscuit 10 років тому

    I like the fact that a Kickstarter game with Early Access on Steam was finished. And not 'finished' where it's something that will have updates every couple of months without any official end or release. And in a year too, good on 'em. If I had any money to spend, I think I'd look into buying this.

  • @AimlessWandererSano
    @AimlessWandererSano 10 років тому +1

    Will Jerma survive his unfortunate encounter with the bottle guy? Or is his life... Half empty?
    Find out next time.

  • @nojkoor1584
    @nojkoor1584 10 років тому

    Strikes me as an unique action rpg board game. You control what you do with the cards. You go through the board using the cards in interactive rpg combat . And unlock the cards to do it all again. The game can be simpler if you look at the base elements

  • @PurpleNecromancer-10
    @PurpleNecromancer-10 10 років тому +1

    0:12 "Rats, rats, they're the rats"

  • @oliverlee8561
    @oliverlee8561 10 років тому +1

    Jerma what a god

  • @martinlesyo
    @martinlesyo 10 років тому

    genius voice over !
    Laughed my ass off

  • @OriginalName
    @OriginalName 10 років тому

    Upon starting the video and seeing the enemies Jerma was fighting, who else thought, "Rats, rats, we're the rats."

  • @DanTheMagic8Ball
    @DanTheMagic8Ball 10 років тому

    You convinced me Jerma. Bought it.

  • @Eric4bz
    @Eric4bz 9 років тому +1

    FUCKS SAKE! 5 months ago?! How'd I let this slip under the bus?!?!?!

  • @Orukunak2
    @Orukunak2 10 років тому

    So I guess everything up until 4:19 or so is before the plague hit.

  • @pyrolee17
    @pyrolee17 10 років тому +2

    CONFERMED!! BOTTLE GUY FOR JERMA RUMBLE 4!

  • @thomasandrioli
    @thomasandrioli 10 років тому

    That role play was actually pretty good, I think on this video.