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Wizards! Evil Wizards! I must dispose of them! They might be conjuring up some kind of demon... underneath my family's house! There's too many of them... I'm being overwhelmed... I need to find a-oh give me that shotgun! That works!
Jerma you MADE a whole map and a 9 minute video that im sure you had to re do a lot to make a "I'd rather have chips" joke This is why I love your videos
"There's too many of them I'm being overwhelmed, I need to find a-" "Gimmie that shotgun that works" I friggen busted a gut, great comedic timing that.
some unfathomably moist, saucy, creamy, crispy, succulent flakes of perfectly aged tortilla chips If only they were unfathomably moist, saucy, creamy, crispy, succulent flakes of perfectly aged tortille chips though
some unfathomably moist, saucy, creamy, crispy, succulent flakes of perfectly aged tortilla chips How the fuck did you manage to get a name that long what with g+ having a strict names policy?!
Yeah, anyone who watches Jim Sterling regularly will recognize these asset packs, since many "game developers" just buy the assets and sell them as is on Steam.
Whenever people say video games aren't an art form, I will refer them back to Castle Griffinsteed, a true exemplar of fine art as crafted by none other than Jerma985. Throughout the game we immediately empathize with our protagonist Carl Griffinsteed through top-notch voice acting, communicating his anguish at losing his heritage after the fall of Castle Griffinsteed and the death of his father and grandmother. As Carl enters the Easter Bunny realm, we can see the deep symbolism as the cuteness of the bunnies signify the false hope Carl had when he hoped to save Castle Griffinsteed. Once the bunnies and zombies team up to summon Demon Lord Al-Gore-O ( who alludes to Demon Lord Zeraxos from other works of Jerma ) we know that a tipping point has been reached in Carl's life, where noble heroism and pride, coming from his upbringing in the barbarian village, has been replaced with anger, bloodlust and a hunger for chips. In the final scene, where Carl brutally empties a shotgun into his great x18 grandfather, we are reminded of human hubris, and how you can never stop at just one potato chip.
I had a feeling right about the point where he left the village and I looked at what game he was playing. From then on I was like "yeah, I'm pretty sure Jerma just fucked around with Game Guru and made this.
Zeraxos was in the rumble, but it wasn't a cage match. Baxter was asking for a cage match between Al Gohrro and him, but instead we got Carl Griffinsteed and Zeraxos.
Jerma may be one of the only people who uses game guru correctly. It's not supposed to be used for profit, it's supposed to be used to mess around with.
There is no context. He released this raw years ago with no contextualization or anything. It was weird then and its weird now. I fucking love this video.
This was the first video I ever saw of Jerma. I remember literally crying and gasping for air when, in this fantasy-like setting, he grabs the shotgun and starts blasting. This is how you subvert expectations ladies and gentlemen.
"Dumpster?" "The fuck, a shotgun?" "Guess its modern times now." "Huh boss battl- oh" "The fuck?" "That bunny looks creepy" "Um. Thats a lot creepy" "Oh no. They gonna open u and eat you" "They know. Run!!" "Ah! Zombies! "Big guy ba- again?" "Oh my" "Chips?" "Pfft. Chips" "That was weird" "Lemmie comment this" "Oh got it!" Thats all it
I'm kind of a newer sub around here but I must say in all seriousness. Your content is so damn good! The creativity and effort you put into these videos is so amazing to see. Seriously one of the best channels I've ever been apart of. Thank you for the videos Jerma (:
Am I having an intellectual discussion on what flavor chips are worth shotgunning your great*18, great grandfather who wishes to reveal family secrets?
I was half expecting this to be a stand alone steam game. After seeing things like Air Control get green lit, I wasn't even surprised. This is a beautiful game.
It's Always the Butler I was making a point, people make the most barebones and cheaply made games and try to put them through greenlight, to sell them for money. the point was that something jerma made while bored is the same quality as some of the shitty "games" people make quick using gameguru and other such beginner programs. could of worded it better though :p
Can I just point out how throughout the entire adventure all of the health potions and coins that say “Collected health” when picked up, none of them actually gave a single hit point back. ..apart from the chips.
i loved this 9 minute video for not only fitting an entire story into a 9 minute period but for showing courage and lots of funny moments jermas probably my favorite youtuber much love jerma too bad he stopped uploading i miss him :'c
I like how jerma says in the begining that he doesn't want to deal with a scary animal, even though he defeated two demons, zombies, crazy rabbits, the military, wizards, bandits and his great x18 great grandfather.
I knew something was fishy when I saw the dumpster at the castle entrance
gb7zone7 ...or the wizards conjuring the shotgun from "Evil Dead"...
gb7zone7 must be burgah boy's house
gb7zone7 Nice avatar brosoceles
TekRobo yooo floraverse babyyy
Perplaxus YOU KNOW IT MAN
Best line is "Their blades have no effect on me because they're just idiots."
"You never know when you need a rocket launcher, my old grandmother used to say"
Wizards! Evil Wizards! I must dispose of them! They might be conjuring up some kind of demon... underneath my family's house! There's too many of them... I'm being overwhelmed... I need to find a-oh give me that shotgun! That works!
''I'm gonna switch to the shotgun for... Okay, it's time to go!''
"My stomach is filled with all kinds of fluid."
Coins!
I can't wait for Castle Griffinsteed 2: Return to Castle Griffinsteed.
Where Carl griffinsteed has to fight his grandma with only a bag of chips
Griffinsteed: The New Order
Let's not forget griffinsteed revelations
Brobattington Soon enough there will be a horror remake, Castle Griffinsteed the Dark Descent
Caxxatron Griffinsteedvania: Lord of Chips
"You never know when you might need a rocket launcher"-great grandma Griffinsteeds
"Aim down sights" Grandma Griffinsteed
@@jinjeong323 what a messed up year
“Switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading.”- Grandma
Castle Griffinsteed is a finished game.
Be brave
It's a game made by jerma
"No man enters, no man leaves. Once you enter..."
Ikr
"... You will find chips."
I lost my shit when he got the shotgun.
DoctorSuspense People who are reading the comments and haven't watched the video are probably so confused.
Have you found your shit yet?
DoctorSuspense Same XD
DoctorSuspense
*WIZARDS!*
*_EVIL WIZARDS!_*
TO MANY WIZARDS! Ooh look a shotgun!
"there's hundreds, of not thousands of them!"
*3 kills later*
"ok they're gone now"
+KingAce 777 you know, there's an "edit" button :P
+KingAce 777 HA! good one
The longest and most elaborate joke about chips
And he drinks them at once through a straw
"Best joke that took longer than 5 minutes to set up"
It was at 599, so I had to like.
@@minecraftmike934 thx man. congrats on being the 600 like, you get a prize!
Jerma, calm down. You just ate like, at least two months worth of chips in 3 seconds.
JoeScotterpuss I think he inhaled all of them.
E
and in turn made two months worth of *clips* in 9 minutes and 12 seconds
Bro, that hurts the roof of my mouth just thinking about it...
*expects a medieval adventure, sees a shotgun*
+An alternate account My first clue was the fact that the castle was canonically 200 feet away from the camp
+An alternate account same lol
Saaameeee xD
Its his BOOM STICK!
Sir Knight Errant
That's obviously the second clue considering we learn the castle is only 200 ft away within the first minute of the vid
Finally, a Steam early access game worth buying!
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hey, it's you! :)
Jerma you MADE a whole map and a 9 minute video that im sure you had to re do a lot to make a "I'd rather have chips" joke
This is why I love your videos
+Lolzoman omg ikr, and I'm pretty sure there were no jump cuts so it was all one shot. This guy rocks
+Tubby Custard Then you are blind.
...What? It was done all in one continuous take. Where did you see any cuts at all?
At 5:47 hp changes from 737/1000 to 737/737 and the map changes - so the cut was probably necessary.
Idk. if thats a jump cut then that's so smotth....
This video right here. This is going right into the history books.
I'm kinda disappointed that he never used the flail or ray gun. I'm sure they would have killed Al Gurru even faster.
i think he was supposed to use the raygun but he fucked up the al gurru's hp
My phone alerts me when a new Jerma video gets uploaded.
I didn't make it do that. It did it on it's own.
***** S4M3 H3R3
***** same
Same. And I ain't even mad. Actually, it's goddamn great.
Whenever star or Jerma posts I get a notification 0-o
It knows...
UA-cam can't be all that bad when it will alerts you of the Jermaniac's actions.
3:43 "You can tell it's a prison because look, there's bars on the wall." Great attention to detail, Jerma.
you know half life 3 is looking pretty amazing so far
Michael Cameron what do you mean its Elder scrolls online
Not Real you got it wrong. This is WoW
KittyCatcoon Dusty wait a minute, I'm not watching Cory in The House??
KittyCatcoon Dusty nope. This is roblox
Michael Cameron
This is clearly Birdemic 4: The Video Game
"Only two ways to go, either Left or Ri-- OHH COINS!!"
“OH I NEED THESE”
I want to play D&D with Jerma as the DM
I want to play D&D with Jerma as the dice.
@@jeremytitus9519 or one of the little figures
he will play it tomorrow with ster :)
I swear, everything you touch turns to gold.
Logan Benton *Chips
Logan Benton Jerma -Midas- Touch
Logan Benton Jerma985 now holds Midas' Touch!
Logan Benton Jerma is the Drake of video games.
Logan Benton That's because he's got the Spheedas Touch :P
"There may be a scary animal inside and I don't want to deal with that" is such a modern Jerma line.
a wasp
old jerma way better than current jerma tbh
@@EIfriccringe, every jerma is best jerma
@@TheeEnglishKnight wrong
@@EIfricwrong
"There's too many of them I'm being overwhelmed, I need to find a-"
"Gimmie that shotgun that works"
I friggen busted a gut, great comedic timing that.
It's like Skyrim with guns.
+CondemnedGuy Never thought the day would come that this Fallout joke would be as closely literal as this.
And one to use older memes too; I thought Papi was a bird-brain.
+warpatato I'm pretty sure Far Cry 3 literally advertised themselves with that tagline.
+Holygiant I think it was a quote from ign, because ign
That's fallout not NOT THIS!😬
this was the first video of Jerma's I ever saw and looking back I wouldn't have wanted it to be any other one
Omg same, I'm so happy it was this one, it represents his channel and his style of comedy so well
yeah, id probably go for the chips too
some unfathomably moist, saucy, creamy, crispy, succulent flakes of perfectly aged tortilla chips
You may be biased however :o
CamTheKitty true
some unfathomably moist, saucy, creamy, crispy, succulent flakes of perfectly aged tortilla chips best name ever>?
some unfathomably moist, saucy, creamy, crispy, succulent flakes of perfectly aged tortilla chips
If only they were unfathomably moist, saucy, creamy, crispy, succulent flakes of perfectly aged tortille chips though
some unfathomably moist, saucy, creamy, crispy, succulent flakes of perfectly aged tortilla chips How the fuck did you manage to get a name that long what with g+ having a strict names policy?!
This went from a comedic plot twist to a higher plot twist after another
Jerma is an amazing youtuber. He made this map just for a 9 minute vid
Dylan Corcoran And spent $7,000+ on Jerma Rumble 4. He really goes the extra mile.
It's not like it's a particularly difficult thing to make.
Yeah, anyone who watches Jim Sterling regularly will recognize these asset packs, since many "game developers" just buy the assets and sell them as is on Steam.
TES 6 wont be much different than this
There better be chips at the end.
Except TES VI will have a voiced protagonist and Settlement Building so it'll be worse.
Rick Berman McCallum better fucking not
Settlement Building is something I liked alot.
Voice Protagonist is something I don't mind, But it screws over alot of modders.
Stevey Strikes Again "Typo Intended" You don't mind not being able to roleplay a character that you made?
jerma should do audiobooks
agreed
+sparkie1j YES PLEASE!
ya I'd pay for that
I'd buy that for a dollar!
Tots notabot give me it my wallet is on your doorstep give it to me!!!
Witcher 3 DLC looks awesome
CDPR really outdid themselves.
Kris A I love how they added first person, it really should have been in on launch.
Boulde adds character
Kris A The character isn't there anymore though.
Remember : It's a beta build. That is only the first mission.
The transition from making beautiful videos like this to streaming was the most seamless I've ever seen. Love all your work Jerma, old and new.
Whenever people say video games aren't an art form, I will refer them back to Castle Griffinsteed, a true exemplar of fine art as crafted by none other than Jerma985. Throughout the game we immediately empathize with our protagonist Carl Griffinsteed through top-notch voice acting, communicating his anguish at losing his heritage after the fall of Castle Griffinsteed and the death of his father and grandmother. As Carl enters the Easter Bunny realm, we can see the deep symbolism as the cuteness of the bunnies signify the false hope Carl had when he hoped to save Castle Griffinsteed. Once the bunnies and zombies team up to summon Demon Lord Al-Gore-O ( who alludes to Demon Lord Zeraxos from other works of Jerma ) we know that a tipping point has been reached in Carl's life, where noble heroism and pride, coming from his upbringing in the barbarian village, has been replaced with anger, bloodlust and a hunger for chips. In the final scene, where Carl brutally empties a shotgun into his great x18 grandfather, we are reminded of human hubris, and how you can never stop at just one potato chip.
I need a- oh give me that shotgun. That works
Jerma, how did you get early access to Elder Scrolls VI?
The Sharp Cane kiss me bb
vbraudes that will be 1000 donger bills
The Sharp Cane why can't I raise
all these dongers
The Sharp Cane
Your profile picture was my background for at least 1 year before I got into SFM
Sargent¥ How? Mega Gallade hasn't even been out a year.
"That's Algoro, one of the lesser demons, I don't stand a warrior's chance!"
*BOOM*
"That was really easy".
For some reason I feel like Jerma made this game because NO other game would do this
5:14 Yep.
He even says it 5:10
8:12 too
Joseph Hill what game is it?
@@thewisenoodle1116 he used game guru to make it
I had a feeling right about the point where he left the village and I looked at what game he was playing. From then on I was like "yeah, I'm pretty sure Jerma just fucked around with Game Guru and made this.
I don't know wuy, but that pumping music at that rabbit village really creeps me out.
Also, I'm pretty sure those rabbits were just eating a deer.
Aidan Brumo cuz deers got dem human skulls in there some where right?
Dexios Divine They ate the deers that ate a human
Dexios Divine also I know the skulls were human, I just was saying the body wasn't human.
***** I don't know, but it was also in the "the circus is in town" horror game markiplier made
I want to see a cage match with Al Gohrro VS Demon lord Zeraxos in the next Jermania/ Jerma Rumble.
It happened. Zeraxos.
Zeraxos was in the rumble, but it wasn't a cage match. Baxter was asking for a cage match between Al Gohrro and him, but instead we got Carl Griffinsteed and Zeraxos.
People are still referencing this in November 2024, jerma is a MASTERMIND
Jerma may be one of the only people who uses game guru correctly. It's not supposed to be used for profit, it's supposed to be used to mess around with.
Sir Griffensteed for Jerma Rumble 4
His name is Carl Griffensteed.
Your wish is granted, my son.
rip carl griffensteed
+The Swooz I'm sad that I know where your profile picture is from
Answers please
Jerma is a gift to this world.
What a freaking ride
"I can't go down these stairs, I may have put these in wrong"
This is what got me
This went from Medieval to Ultima in no time at all.
Depends which ultima
First one.
chips > spaceships
i’m watching this completely out of context i have no idea what’s happening this is the best way of watching this i assume
There is no context. He released this raw years ago with no contextualization or anything. It was weird then and its weird now. I fucking love this video.
who cares about learning about your family when you can just grab a shit ton of lays
Why would you want a shitton of air?
Castle Movie: The Visual Novel {Griffinsteed}
And Dog.
Purple Necromancer what do you want to know about the blue toothbrush?
***** Capcom.
Purple Necromancer And all kinds of fluids.
My names Griffin 😀
I think J just murdered a bunch of homeless dudes in an old abandoned castle then just stole all their change.
This is required viewing material for all my friends.
Same.
Anyone notice the way he moves his fingers while holding the sword?
FullMetalBacon Yes :)
FullMetalBacon It more annoyed me that the sword was really short for a long-sword...
Yawyna124 OH GOD WHY DID YOU SAY THAT. NOW I SEE IT TOO.
FullMetalBacon His fingers are cold, and so they are shivering. Shivering weirdly, but shivering nonetheless.
TheWonderfulMisterNoob Sorry, it had to happen. Was bugging me the entire time how the sword had the incorrect grip on it for its blade length.
Perhaps someone should actually mix sci-fi fantasy, military, cutesy and zombies into one game.
Everyone plays that game dude
Angel Samael Starbound does that somewhat.
What about borderlands, this game has nearly everything, havent seen zombies though......
Angel Samael Jerma has. I don't understand. I just bought the game.
Takeschy Memotishikate Clearly you haven't played the Zombie Island of Dr. Ned DLC
Kind of amazing how Jerma's game made for a 9 minute joke is better than most unity asset-flips on Steam.
"I must've fucked up his health, because he wasn't supposed to die like that." then continues on as if nothing is ari.
ari?
Mareythu Don't really remember what I was going for by that, I can only assume it was 'awry'.
Day McClimans o
your grandma had serious balls
Tooth Frame grandma birtha
Ye Olde DUMPSTER
***** Deserves more likes.
"there maybe a scary animal inside, and i dont want to deal with it" *kills a demon with a rocket launcher*
Yeh, rabbits sure are scary
"You never know when you're gonna need a rocket launcher, my old grandmother used to say"
Fucking slayed me!
"I DON'T STAND A CHANCE" *shoots* *rocket* *launcher* "that was really easy"
His final boss fight as Ada in the RE remake is wildly reminiscent of the al’goro lesser demon fight
This was the first video I ever saw of Jerma. I remember literally crying and gasping for air when, in this fantasy-like setting, he grabs the shotgun and starts blasting. This is how you subvert expectations ladies and gentlemen.
So excited when the reanimated version releases! I’ve been seeing a lot of awesome shots from animators, and all of it looks really good!
This needs to be a major motion film.
I think this is the original Fear and Hunger
sees what appears to be a delightful fairy wonderland, immediately whips out an uzi
"Dumpster?"
"The fuck, a shotgun?"
"Guess its modern times now."
"Huh boss battl- oh"
"The fuck?"
"That bunny looks creepy"
"Um. Thats a lot creepy"
"Oh no. They gonna open u and eat you"
"They know. Run!!"
"Ah! Zombies!
"Big guy ba- again?"
"Oh my"
"Chips?"
"Pfft. Chips"
"That was weird"
"Lemmie comment this"
"Oh got it!"
Thats all it
k?
I read your comment as it was going on... Genius
thanks for literally talking out the whole video.
COOL COOL
Why do people do this? I saw someone add his own commentary in quotations on another video. Made him look mentally challenged.
Still a classic video to this day
"The narration is impeccable. Camera work: wonderful. An all around great piece."
-Huffington Post
I guarantee Jerma gave this more story than the actual game ever could have had.
+Kaargoth Steelfang Well, he did make this himself...
+TheGrayMysterious Jerma = Game designer confirmed?
+Kaargoth Steelfang ALGORO THE THIRD LUTENANT
*ALGORRO
please
+llucllumador the first one was algorro the 2nd was algulu
didn't do so great in the live action rumble
He had great potential tho, if only he weren't traumatized by the egg
He wasn't traumatized by the egg, he ran out the ring because he needed to slay Lord Xeraxos. The egg was just in his way.
Does that mean that Carl Griffinsteed is also "The Apple" ?! What a legend
Did you even watch the Jerma Rumble?
+piemonkey321 carl griffinsteed didn't kill zeraxos.
It was the apple. Did you even watch the jerma rumble.
is this the new book you're working on?
***** Great 18x great grandfather is dead. Now it's the adventure of conquering the world with chips.
This invested me more then it should've.
I'm kind of a newer sub around here but I must say in all seriousness. Your content is so damn good! The creativity and effort you put into these videos is so amazing to see. Seriously one of the best channels I've ever been apart of. Thank you for the videos Jerma (:
one of my very first jerma videos. a certified classic
It's been 5 years, lads. Feels like yesterday... I was in my first year of College and now i'm in Uni.
And 3 years later you've graduated it and got expelled from your first year of Master's Degree. Congrats, buddy.
is this a prequal to castle:wolfenstien?
Would you kill your Greatx18 Great Grandfather for chips?
I mean if they were like Cheddar BBQ or something then maybe...
nlPosIdon Family Secrets vs Wise Honey BBQ Chips.....sorry gramps I want the chips.
MrSolomon Salt and Vinegar Pringals are always top Priority.
Ultrawolf563 Cape Cod Salt and Vinegar potato chips > Salt and Vinegar Pringles.
Am I having an intellectual discussion on what flavor chips are worth shotgunning your great*18, great grandfather who wishes to reveal family secrets?
MrSolomon My freind, this is far from intellectual.
This video is still gold even all these years later
I died laughing when he grabbed that shotgun
Checking in to see if you’re still dead
@@jeremytitus9519 very much so yes
This channel needs to be preserved and studied for generations
So true, Jerma’s channel, and all the older videos are so unique and seriously a preserved fragment of that Era
This must be the plot for Jerma's eBook he revealed in a video a while ago... it all makes sense now.
I was half expecting this to be a stand alone steam game.
After seeing things like Air Control get green lit, I wasn't even surprised.
This is a beautiful game.
You really need to dive deep into the history books sometimes if you want context for one of Jerma's throwaway jokes, goddamn.
I got a Karl Griffensteed grotto beasts card, and was reminded to rewatch this masterpiece.
This is the kinda shit that people actually put on fucking greenlight
It's Always the Butler I was making a point, people make the most barebones and cheaply made games and try to put them through greenlight, to sell them for money. the point was that something jerma made while bored is the same quality as some of the shitty "games" people make quick using gameguru and other such beginner programs. could of worded it better though :p
TheHitBrit Ah, okay. Thanks for clarifying. XD
Actually, this is BETTER than some of the shit put on greenlight.
The castle is abandoned just like this very UA-cam channel
Surprised someone else came back around. I thought I was the only one.
Feels bad man
I have been rewatching these of late. So much fun. His stream recordings aren’t nearly as hilarious as these classics.
:(
watched this, bought game guru on sale, still havent done shit with it
thank you for the spontaneous inspiration and waste of money jeffrey
I bet after 6 years now. you still haven't done shit with it. lmao
@@headcollecter3000 maybe he has, guess we'll have to wait for his reply
I come back every year to watch this 100 times till it gets old for a year then wait the next year to watch it again
I remember this from years ago and it's a favorite to this day.
Can I just point out how throughout the entire adventure all of the health potions and coins that say “Collected health” when picked up, none of them actually gave a single hit point back.
..apart from the chips.
Because the chips are more powerful then health potions
This was a big project for all of us.
One day this will be played in the Louvre on loop.
This video is a masterpiece of art.
What makes this funny is Jerma is RPing and then all of a sudden he uses his regular voice and he's like "oh coins! I need those!"
i loved this 9 minute video for not only fitting an entire story into a 9 minute period but for showing courage and lots of funny moments jermas probably my favorite youtuber much love jerma too bad he stopped uploading i miss him :'c
I was cracking up when he picked up the shotgun
I've seen this video like 4 times already, it never gets boring
this is quite literally the best video ever
I like how jerma says in the begining that he doesn't want to deal with a scary animal, even though he defeated two demons, zombies, crazy rabbits, the military, wizards, bandits and his great x18 great grandfather.
I love how this started all Calm then went insane
Lmfao, "their blades have no effect on me because they are idiots"