Cowboy Biff and The Desperados
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- Опубліковано 22 лют 2016
- Sheriff gets himself in all kinds of licks ah trouble.
Desperados 2:
store.steampowered.com/app/9710/
Links:
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Intro/Outro by
/ blordow - Ігри
"Am I out of bullets?" *tests gun on man's head*
Together with that-and just generally shooting anybody that walks into his line of sight (2:05)-I can tell Jerma would make a good cop.
Fucking great start to a video 0:33
The funniest part of that for me was the guys scream as he was shot and it just cuts halfway in.
I think Jerma secretly wants to be a Cowboy with all these Cowboy games.
+Weeballoon I do.
+Jerma985 So any plans for the next Jerma rumble?
+Jerma985 I will show you how to be a cowboy little boy ;;;;;;;))))))))
+Jerma985 I can set you up with revolvers and boots if you want
+Jerma985 I like you a lot
"Madam, I will have to ask you to follow me"
*sexual groan*
STRANGER DANGER. STRANGER DANGER.
This guy's annoying!
*kick's him in the dick*
**stabs a guy not even close to him**
That's basically Valve's servers.
+Mista Epic "looking for the internet" "handsome guy"
(insert gay porn joke lolsooriginal)
Not sure if it's something that slipped through steam greenlight or if it's from the late 90's.
2003
John Tiseo I meant based on the way it looks and plays. It was more meant to be a jab at steam memelight.
+Rehtael Laudet from what i see this is a some sort fo a sequel to and old and awesome game Desperados.
+Rehtael Laudet i assumed it was a mobile game
+doubletriple I fucking LOVED the old desperados. Best western game I have ever played.
"MADAM! I HAVE TO ASK YOU TO FOLLOW ME!!"
"What is it?"
*Huuuuguuuuguuuooooguuuuguuu*
"Did I just blow love potion in his face?"
(John punches the guy.)
"SLEE-"
What demented corner of the internet do you find these games Jerma?
Steam.
+Bubba Will Get U My steam queue was filled with early access garbage yesterday.
+Bubba Will Get U Steam was never the same after they allowed pretty much any game to be published haha
+Bubba Will Get U I Think it's the Steam Bargain Bin(TM)
+Bubba Will Get U :0.....but...it's so true!
I'm crying.
+Mr Sark What are you doing here?
I didn't know you watched Jerma. :D
HAIL SARK!
+Mr Sark Hey. You're a popular gameplay video commentator.
+Mr Sark Hey Sark! You should do a collab with Jerma and Star_ c:
+Mr Sark WTF, Sark commenting on a Jerma video!?
It's the Raven's Cry equivalent to Red Dead Redemption
Except Ravens Cry is good because it had the man that is known for his infamous quote: "Be brave, motherfuckers!"
+Anthony Smith but now it's shit cause they removed that guy
+Anthony Smith but now it's shit cause they removed that guy
+Extreme Kiwi Hence why i said "was".
Impossible. No way. Impossible.
What?
But that doesn’t make any sense.... that cant be how it happened!
Ah, Red Dead Redemption 2 looks awfully good
magnificent
Looking real good
More like Red Dead Refund.
This aged well
5:50
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE!
Gets immediately blown up by a stick of dynamite.
Pass the whiskey...
Sup Freddy
+Riley Wells ello
+Freddy210hill Pash the hwishkeh
bitch i KNOW you got my gold
7:14 how i feel about any film with somehow invincible protagonists
+gabtype ooooooh a girl believes in him now he is super powerfull MY FUCKING ASS
+gabtype more like 5:35
Gustavo Sanches
xD yea that's the action scene, mine was the "we're trapped and there is no way out"
You sir, have a deadpool picture.
One of his jokes is he can't die.
ffs he shot himself in the brain to avoid a boring conversation once
Max mason
yea he's kinda the stereotype of those type of characters.
2:07 "I oughtta be more careful"
*runs into gun*
I cried laughing for 5 mins. I now have a headache.
Crying of laughter doesn't get any better than Jerma.
0:34 Always test to see if you're out of bullets by braining some guy
Just like how we jump from 83922002ft buildings to see if there is fall damage
3:36 Ahh a sneaky Byeah appears
Th3Jez Hey look! A guy just bein a dude.
4:25 So that's where Skyrim got its horses from.
1:13 Wait a second, Maddog? As in Maddog McCree, the most villainous outlaw west of the Mississippi???
It's Raven's cry all over again.
More like Raven's Cry is this all over again: this game came out in 2006. Why can't all bad game devs just die?
i hate to be that guy but that game looks much better than ravens cry
There should be a company that intentionally makes broken games just so Jerma can play them.
The new Red Dead Redemption sequel looks a bit rough.
This game came out in 2006...
I wish I was as smart as McCloud
+Spink XD
+Spink 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Spink No you really don't.
Jerma’s old videos bring tears to my eyes, I can’t believe I started watching him 5 years ago.
I can’t believe this video is going to be 7 years old by the end of February. It really is crazy how much time flies. Definitely miss when he used to upload to this channel but I still enjoy watching him on Twitch and seeing his creativity shine through his higher production streams like the recent Christmas one.
Absolutely brilliant! Been watching him since way back in the tf2 days! I have the same random dumbass humor, so I can relate to the way he thinks! 😅🤣👌🏻 classic stuff!
red dead redemption looks so much better on pc
*LET'S DAAAANCE, AMIGO!*
THAT GUY'S SHITFACED.
+Tavish DeGroot THAT WAS MY BEST HAT!
Hey... have a nice day!
***** I did, yes. I'm sorry.
"Did I just blow love in his face?"
*Guy gets punched.*
Jerma is the only youtuber I watch who can make me cry laughing every video haha
Remember the good ol' days when Ster and Jerma did stupid shit on GTA and Tf2?
But that was well before the plague hit.
+Qrw Bhoorz Gldprqg
IMPOSSIBLE
+Qrw Bhoorz Gldprqg no.
Ah yes the plague... IT ALL STARTED WITH THE SHPEES' NEST IN NUUUW JEOURSAEH...
I swear to god everytime i watch a Jerma video its different. I can watch the same video 15 times and see something thAT I didnt see the time before, not something small but a whole scene
"I oughtta be careful"
Shoots first person he sees
like always Jerma, I was fit to burst from laughing so hard at this. how do you find all these terribly brilliantly badly programmed games?!? they're remarkable! I love it.
No way! Impossible! Impossible! Impossible! No way! Impossible! Am I out of bullets? *Shoots the man in the head lol* 0:21
This is like red dead redemption. If you removed the entire budget & added 50$.
Fistful of Frags' new campaign looks amazing!
1:58 "Shlee."
This game is like a Disney movie about bumbling cowpokes in the wild west. The main character is sneaking around the enemy base and when the bad guy hears him he looks right at him and says "be quiet, I heard something". A character gets on his horse to go 19 ft and then gets off. The main characters are being held at gunpoint but when all the bad guys are knocked out they still don't put their hands down
I want Cowboy Biff on the Jerma Rumble
McCree's seen better days.
5:36
Yeah, I remember my first time playing Fistful of Frags too.
I really hope the developers of FAST DRAW collabs with this game's devs.
There has to be some connection between the guy on the bed in the last clip of this video and the stunt mattress lady from fast draw, I know it..
The original desperados was actually a good game, it just doesn't work as 3d...
THAT WAS MY FAVORITE HAT
I'm diggin' the Windows 98 version of Red Dead Redemption.
I expected a train in the last clip...
"I oughta be careful!" *runs out and gets shot*
Ah, my weekly dose of jerma videos
make that yearly
@@M3x1cola make that decade...ly
7:30 made me cry of laughter :'D
Ah, Desperados. The first game was a blast. Look how the mighty have fallen..
Alex Krycek kinda hard tho
Alex Krycek also in 7:15 there's no way you could do that in the first game :)
Holy shit dude, I remember playing Desperados 1 way back in the early 2000's.
Yeah, I remembered that game aswell, brought back memories lol.
+BigKama And it was super good.
***** For sure, maybe I'll pick it up for old times' sake.
BigKama According to steam reviews it doesn't run perfectly in modern OSs.
There appear to be some fixes though and now that steam has refunds on all their games that's kind of a non-issue.
I hope you have fun!
***** The suffering of PC gaming.
Thanks for the heads up, I'll give it a shot!
Am I gonna try out this game now that Jerma made this video on it? No way. Impossible. Impossible. Impossible. Impossible.
why? he made the game look better now :/
This was such a refreshing video jerma. Keep making this kind of stuff its always so hilarious
That was the funniest thing I've seen in a really long time. I could not stop laughing. Love your content.
Glad to see you're playing Fistfull of Frags again
A few weeks ago I realised I haddnt seen a vid by you for ages, so I binge watched a whole heap of them. It just so happened I got a real bad stomach pain after that, so I went to the doctors a few days ago. Turns out I pulled a muscle laughing so hard. Goddamn I love your vids jerma, don't ever stop
I love the videos that are funny enough that i have to pause the video for a breath
you know a day is a good day when jerma releases a video
jerma you play the weirdest and most confusing games
Damn, Jerma videos are the best. It's a treat when they appear in the subscription box. I wish they appeared more often
Papa Jermy i just recently found your channel and i love it!
Thanks for the great vids bubba
The Raven's Cry of Wild West games.
just the title alone is hilarious
thank you jerma. I really needed a smile today :)
I cannot explain how excited I get when there's a new Jerma video :D
Hi Jerma, this is coming from the bottom of my heart, thank you so much. I had a very sensitive time in my life and your videos were there to keep me up for over 3 months. Your hilarious sense of humor and your great laugh just make it all better. I just wanted to say thank you so much, and I was wondering if we can have some sort of private chat thing or a private email because I just want to talk to you live and thank you and ster for being there for me, even Muselk, I hope more funny videos come out, thank you or reading this if you do! :)
To be honest no one cares and you are just saying this to get jermas attention leaving your comment irrelevant.
Wacky Cousins Yea, just thanking him and thanks for saying something nice, you don't find that very often here on youtube :)
I think that this game is good enough to get an 8.5 on IGN with a bribe of $2.
You didn't press the button on the Wii remote fast enough.
Put the gun back in the holster.
Just started the video, but it already made my day. IMPOSSIBLE
Welcome to The Jerma Bar.
Would you like
Coffee- 5g
Cheetos- 5g
Chikin- 5g
I would like an original comment, please.
+ThatOne Ginger Where are the poptaaarts~
OK well to get an original comment please read again. I don't think that many people know of the inside joke smart ass
Desperados 1 was good.
Jerma, you are by far my favorite youtuber and I can't help but erupt into laughter. Keep up the hilarious vids!
Thanks Jerma! Always happy to see you upload new content! Keep it up! :)
The game might look bad but it's genuinely pretty good. Desperados 1 is awesome aswell
Last time Christmas came this early, I got pregnant.
+AZNwannabe06 Your boyfriend's name is Christmas?
Yet another amazing video, thanks jerma!
I thought this was fistful of frags...
Wow am I wrong
+David Dang you had too much whiskey passed bro
Anybody else saw Desperados and thought Fistful of Frags?
I'm actually impressed that the ragdolls at 7:15 fall so well. Like, those look just like the fake unconscious people in westerns!
This is one of your best videos.
RDR 2 leaked gameplay.
I just wanted to say that you are a cool dood Jerma
Desperados is actually a really fun game, I used to play it a lot when I was a kid
+Joacobinos deJoe Hi, i'm Derek Bum
The way the weapon selection icons appear, it makes your cowboy look like half an octopus
Anyone else insta like jermas vids because you know that they are going to be hilarious?
Oh yeah same here mate.
+IAmLlamaMan I guess so lol
so jerma cowboy fanfiction confirmed?
That moment when you see a new jerma video. ;)
Jerma, you are truly my favorite youtuber keep up the hilarious videos!
A JERMO AND DINKO VIDEO IN THE SAME DAY :O
3:36 this is Ethan from h3h3 and his fupa
Wacky Cousins
you gotta admit though, he really does look like ethan, he even has that beard
Wacky Cousins
xD haha tru
Jerma I'd just like to say that your videos are the first thing to make me laugh and quite a while so I thank you for that...
"Am I out of bullets?" *shoots a guy in the head*
+Jerma985 make yourself a cowboy in Jerma Rumble 4, or don't. But do make Jerma rumble 4. Give the people what they want.
JERMA.
TF2 COMPETITIVE STRESS TESTS ARE ON.
START PLAYING AGAIN.
+Epickills Its not a point its a fact
***** But at least they added Contracts now, which is a reason to come back to the game.
+Gamemaster Gaming ehh not really
Leo Huitz K.
Well now they have Casual Matchmaking, and it has a pointless levelling system that does nothing! Yay!!!
And also Competitive Matchmaking is in the game and has a levelling system that determines who you play with.
Eh, I don't really care so much about Jerma coming back or not now. His streams are pretty funny, even the Overwatch ones which I expected to be boring at first (no I'm not saying anything about the game, I'm saying how entertaining I think it is to watch other people play the game).
Gamemaster Gaming ok
i've never been this late to a jerma video, and i never had my notifications on
Yes! A jerma video! Just when my day was getting dry!
Does anyone remember how jerma's videos used to have a little blooper scene after his outro? I still watch until the end, hoping for one...
3:12 classic
No matter what game it is, Jerma never fails to leave me in tears.
Love your videos man
Why is this town filled with glowing purple people?