You know you can win the trial without a paragon or renegade check right? All you have to do is talk with the three admirals about the trial before you leave to fight the geth and then you'll have a "Rally the crowd" option during the final speech. it does the same thing as the paragon/renegade option. Tali remains in the fleet without needing to use the evidence against her father.
lemon also, Tal'Reggar and oh, gosh what's the quarian's name on Freedom's Progress? Well, Tal'Reegar needs to survive and another quarian to be taken with Tali.
Who else can imagine Javik in Sheps cabin preparing a romantic candle lit dinner, Shep walks in and asks "Romantic, what you cooking?" Javik Replies "Cook? No, I prefer fresh" then he slams his fist in the tank and grabs the biggest one
Hah, I love random little chats with Javik: -Serious story about the lengths people will go to in order to survive -Serious comments on controlling vs destroying the Reapers -Serious thoughts about fish being on the menu tonight
Protheans also eat primitives! At least, our primitive ancestors. They ate Krogan, Asari, Turians, Salarians, and Quarians! Hanar were served boiled or fried! And Elcor apparently had more flavor!
Javik: Wait, I'll tell you what you want to hear. Shep: You'd do that? Jav: Ungh! Ugh, UNH!!-- Shep: Whoa, -- Jav: --UNGH!! Shep: --What're you doing? Jav: Human mating calls. Shep: Well, you're making a scene. Whisper that. Softly, in my ear...
Not sure which vid, but I remember Javik owning Wrex/Wreave (not a Manslayer vid, this is an official vid, of the DLC for ME3) Can't remember the name of it, but just look up 'Javik owning Wrex'
If you romance Liara, Javik mentions how Liara marks Shepard as hers through pheromones. J: “You and the asari are…joined?” S: “You could say that.” J: “I’m not. Your pheromones are.” I was like, “ HUH? (0_0) THAT’S A THING?“ I wish that this was an optional conversation dialogue w/ Liara, cus that was news to me. It’s kinda cute actually, if not a little possessive but this is Liara we’re talking about. My cute lil’ blueberry ^_^
I don't think it's something Liara is doing intentionally. You get the same conversation if you romance Garrus (with "you and the turian" instead obviously).
Time to place several guards at the captain's cabin. They'll be so confused with the orders. I might have to explain it to them 50 times. Thanks Javik.
"Subjugating the Reapers will not bring victory. Only their extinction will." He's right you know, and if you picked any other ending you're only fooling yourself.
I'd leave Javik in charge if Shepard was out of it for some reason. He has his own experience commanding a ship and crew, and while he would start as regenagde, he would hit the paragade stride fairly soon and gain the respect of the crew.
I've never played Mass Effect, but I already know how much I love Tali. Her personality is precious and her dialect just adds to her charms. Her "fetish"/fondness for interspecies relationship and mating just makes her even better.
“People keep asking me what I eat. They will never know. Easier not to be poisoned that way.” Umm... that was the ship’s cook and/or quartermaster, Javik. They need to know what provisions you need in order to, you know, not starve.
There is a banter with Javik, Garrus and a random Alliance solider in the Lounge at some point after some main mission(don't remember which), Garrus tells him of the Krogan, Rachni, Salarian, basically w/e you already know, Javik spews random species name that you never heard of and both agree it's all the same
"Subjugating the Reapers will not bring victory. Only their extinction will." So, in other words, what you're actually trying to say to Shepard, Javik, is that the kommandah must not let himself be distracted from his primary goal, for doing so will lead to death, dishonor and defeat. Soooo... In a way... We could reprhase your dialogue thusly: "COME KOMMANDAH! HESISTATION IS DEFEAT!"
I don't know much about genetics, or if what I'm about to suggest would be possible (in the ME universe, that is), but couldn't Javik make multiple Prothean clones of both genders, each engineered with distinct genetic differences, and then mate with them/have them mate with eachother? It would take a retardedly long time to go through all the genetic code, and even longer to repopulate the Prothean race, but wouldn't that be theoretically possible in the ME universe?
Javik considers his people's time to be over, they were the masters of an empire and now he is the only one - their culture is gone, he wouldn't want a hollow fascimile to be created I'm suspect. So much so if you encourage him to remember his friends he'll kill himself after the game. (My absolute darkest playthrough I plotted out involves Javik and Joker being the only two survivors... with Javik's full intent being to end himself)
Javik only kills himself if you allow him to touch the echo shard. Otherwise, depending on whether you side with him or Liara after Thessia, he goes to become king of Kahje or write a book with Liara. I support the idea of him going with Liara and making lots of babies with her.
i defiently ship Javik and Liara. would make the most sense to since she is a huge prothean nerd. i also took their spats at each other as lover spats. Also if javik never touches the shard he decides to write a book with her. After Garrus and Tali these two are next crew mates i ship being together. i fricking hate that they never got Kasumi and Jacob together or Zaeed and Samara
Since all the female protheans are dead and the asari are the only species that can carry other alien's dna to their offspring, you cannot be be picky Javik. 😏
No, that's generally the first reaction people tend to have. But after you realize that the human love interests are assholes it grows on you. Especially the REALLY funny and cute ones.
Commander- "STOP EATING MY FISH JAVIK, they are my PETS"
Javik - "They were dead when i got there commander, and no...they are still FOOD"
"Fish Friends, Not Food."
-Finding Nemo
I love this comment so much
Javik "Hamster was a good too"
Commander- "Yet i went all the way to the Presidium to caught them! "
Wrex wispering to Grunt in the background - "So they do exsist junior! "
That's ME2. In ME3 I purchased a glorious auto-feeder, and my fish thereafter never died.
Go home tali, you're drunk
Oh you can't go home because you've been exiled?
The moral of the story is that I'm bad at loyalty missions
How it's not that hard to stop lol
+NGG GreyHound umm yeah it is. i always do renegade play throughs and never have enough points to help tali
There is the same number of Renegade points as Paragon in the game.
You know you can win the trial without a paragon or renegade check right? All you have to do is talk with the three admirals about the trial before you leave to fight the geth and then you'll have a "Rally the crowd" option during the final speech. it does the same thing as the paragon/renegade option. Tali remains in the fleet without needing to use the evidence against her father.
lemon also, Tal'Reggar and oh, gosh what's the quarian's name on Freedom's Progress? Well, Tal'Reegar needs to survive and another quarian to be taken with Tali.
Drunk Tali is the most adorable thing I've ever seen.
Better not tell javik about your hamster
He better fucking not!
Ironically I named the hamster "fish" in me2
Who else can imagine Javik in Sheps cabin preparing a romantic candle lit dinner, Shep walks in and asks "Romantic, what you cooking?"
Javik Replies "Cook? No, I prefer fresh"
then he slams his fist in the tank and grabs the biggest one
Lolz
This made my day
Omg I can imagine XD
Joke's on him, my tank has nothing but jellyfish in it.
@@baelreviewsshit5382 i bet they ate hanar
i love when shes drunk lol
"Sharpen your knife kommandah"
LEGION! What are you doing with Tali's emergency induction port!?
Legion: ... There was a hole ....
Whoami691 its even funnier with your account picture XD
9 Months and this is the first comment on my comment i have had....
Whoami691 Wait... what about Legion and Tali?
Legion was touching my tali.....hmmm....yeah I'm gonna not make peace between geth and qaurians happen...fuck geths
@Lemmings-Gaming That is what started this whole mess.
Hah, I love random little chats with Javik:
-Serious story about the lengths people will go to in order to survive
-Serious comments on controlling vs destroying the Reapers
-Serious thoughts about fish being on the menu tonight
"Sharpen your knife, commander. His is a voice that must be silenced, a throat that must be slit, and a body that must be thrown out the airlock."
There are few people who can troll Javik. I did not expect drunk Tali to be one of them.
And she didn't even have to intentionally try to troll him in order to do it. She...oh my god she caught him off guard. Tali is a strategic genius
Drunk Tali is so cute
Take 'em, they're dead anyway. But stay away from Tali!
I have a hard time picking between tali and liars and garus....hmmmm 4some
What did you skimp on the Aquarium VI? That thing is the first thing I buy so I don't have to keep replacing fish
@@eliascristerna3089wait, HOW DO I
GET THAT?
@@Nutt_lemmingsfinally, I ain’t the only one!!
@@MasterHall117 It's only in the third game, in one of the shops on the Citadel
Keep coming into my cabin and expecting to see him sitting a corner like a big cat who's got his paw caught in the fish bowl :P
3 years later I'm still trying to catch him.
@@euaf-crimson1730add 2 more years
Javik the tsundere
Its not that I think you're species is inferior or something
Baka
Im so proud of this community
well i guess i can join your team but not cause i like you or anything
So, protheans eat fish. Understandable, but why would you go after Shepherd's fish?!
Joel Wilcock Good point
Protheans also eat primitives! At least, our primitive ancestors.
They ate Krogan, Asari, Turians, Salarians, and Quarians! Hanar were served boiled or fried! And Elcor apparently had more flavor!
Fish are friends, not food!
FOOD!!!
@@jakethesnake3593
Remember the steps mate! THE STEPS!!!!!
Back off, Javik. Tali's my girl.
Maybe if you spent less time trolling people, you wouldn't need to worry so much about people poisoning you...
Back off, Javik.
Liara's mine.
Javik: Wait, I'll tell you what you want to hear.
Shep: You'd do that?
Jav: Ungh! Ugh, UNH!!--
Shep: Whoa, --
Jav: --UNGH!!
Shep: --What're you doing?
Jav: Human mating calls.
Shep: Well, you're making a scene. Whisper that. Softly, in my ear...
Morg Cook
I wish he would make more of that stuff
Not sure which vid, but I remember Javik owning Wrex/Wreave (not a Manslayer vid, this is an official vid, of the DLC for ME3) Can't remember the name of it, but just look up 'Javik owning Wrex'
Kaya Shepard Three's up?
:( Even Tank Bred Krogan need some blue lovin
Tali drunk was probably one of the funniest things in video game history
0:28 "Thiz converzation is overh." ಠಠ__ಠಠ
I can’t believe this comment didn’t get more likes.
If you romance Liara, Javik mentions how Liara marks Shepard as hers through pheromones.
J: “You and the asari are…joined?”
S: “You could say that.”
J: “I’m not. Your pheromones are.”
I was like, “ HUH? (0_0) THAT’S A THING?“
I wish that this was an optional conversation dialogue w/ Liara, cus that was news to me. It’s kinda cute actually, if not a little possessive but this is Liara we’re talking about. My cute lil’ blueberry ^_^
I don't think it's something Liara is doing intentionally. You get the same conversation if you romance Garrus (with "you and the turian" instead obviously).
Time to place several guards at the captain's cabin. They'll be so confused with the orders. I might have to explain it to them 50 times. Thanks Javik.
If Javik touches my fish, I will throw him out the airlock.
"Subjugating the Reapers will not bring victory. Only their extinction will." He's right you know, and if you picked any other ending you're only fooling yourself.
Exterminate ExterminateExterminateExterminateExterminate
Extermantus
As the Cybermen in Dr Who say, "Delete!"
*EXTERMINAAAAATE*
Yeah, and I'd rather not exterminate the Geth, not after all the effort I put into saving their synthetic asses, and the same goes for EDI.
Javik thinks of the time when Asari still look like squid, probably taste like it too.
He like sea food.
I love how I still remember all these great characters almost a decade after the 3rd game. Cant wait to replay the games in the upcoming remaster.
Tali’s drunk voice is excellent
Lmao, I love Tali :D
i love her voice, not sure about her three finger and two toes tho, sort of turned me of. lol
He can have Liara, but don't you dare touch my fcking fish.
Can´t belive that in three playthroughs I lost drunk Tali teasing Javik.
Jokes on you, Javik was actually stealing fish food all along:
Kind of makes me wonder why we never got a drunk Garrus. I could totally see some absolutely absurd improve coming from Brandon Keener.
Yeah.
would ruin his calibrations
I'd leave Javik in charge if Shepard was out of it for some reason. He has his own experience commanding a ship and crew, and while he would start as regenagde, he would hit the paragade stride fairly soon and gain the respect of the crew.
and he would fuck half the crew
My favorite Dialogue from Shepard if when you have that evil clone mission and you’re talking to the hamster😂
I've never played Mass Effect, but I already know how much I love Tali. Her personality is precious and her dialect just adds to her charms. Her "fetish"/fondness for interspecies relationship and mating just makes her even better.
PLAY MASS EFFECT IF YOU DON'T HAVE PLAYED IT YET, IT'S TOTALLY WORTH IT.
@@heomji7216 I would add get Legendary Edition because it combines all 3 games and most of the DLC in one laucher
@@AleksandrPodyachev legendary edition is amazing because I get never got the chance to play the dlc
Wait, she’s had a fetish for it?
Well shit, we might be related
“People keep asking me what I eat. They will never know. Easier not to be poisoned that way.”
Umm... that was the ship’s cook and/or quartermaster, Javik. They need to know what provisions you need in order to, you know, not starve.
I would love to hear more of these past cycle species and the atrocities that happened during their reaper war
There is a banter with Javik, Garrus and a random Alliance solider in the Lounge at some point after some main mission(don't remember which), Garrus tells him of the Krogan, Rachni, Salarian, basically w/e you already know, Javik spews random species name that you never heard of and both agree it's all the same
I heard those lakes on the presidium are FULL of FISH
You know an asari with a prothean as a father is an interesting concept. Don't you agree Liara? *wink wink nudge nudge*
they'd be 1/8 krogain
Wrex: Shepard...
Shepard: Wrex!
"Subjugating the Reapers will not bring victory. Only their extinction will."
So, in other words, what you're actually trying to say to Shepard, Javik, is that the kommandah must not let himself be distracted from his primary goal, for doing so will lead to death, dishonor and defeat.
Soooo... In a way... We could reprhase your dialogue thusly:
"COME KOMMANDAH! HESISTATION IS DEFEAT!"
I JUST got this chat between them. It was funny the first time, and it still is.
Stay away from feesh javik they were 1000 a pop and they're actually staying alive this time
Why can I mentally see tali's face when she says this
Her voice actress is so exceptionally great that sometimes you can forget she wears a mask at all.
KNOW ONE TOUCHES MY FISH MY HAMSTER OR LIARA 😡
Hmm, this sushi is wonderful. You Human. Care to have some?
CDR. Javik javik!
Fine! No Sushi for you!
CDR. Javik you are cool as fuck!
Calibrating guns is way cooler
Garrus Vakarian garrus!.now we need to find wrex!
Javik was trynna warn us about the ending
Drunk dialing Javik ... Mass Effect 3 is the best
I love Tali and how javik is a simple guy to solve problems, you don't like something? I got u homie, just throw out on the airlock
I didn't get this scene. :(
I checked on everyone between missions.
Right you are, my speaking of french can only improve.
Thanks for the tip, and thanks again for doing it kindly
Don't worry shepards hamster will protect his fish and javik has four eyes a plentiful bounty.
DON'T TOUCH MY FISHIES, DAMN BUGGY-SHARK.
I love that Tali likes to drink.
That's a lot of fish.
stay away from my blueberry you son of a...
1:33 Protheans like seafood? Wonder if ancient Hanar offered sacrifices to the Enkindlers?
I don't know much about genetics, or if what I'm about to suggest would be possible (in the ME universe, that is), but couldn't Javik make multiple Prothean clones of both genders, each engineered with distinct genetic differences, and then mate with them/have them mate with eachother?
It would take a retardedly long time to go through all the genetic code, and even longer to repopulate the Prothean race, but wouldn't that be theoretically possible in the ME universe?
Javik considers his people's time to be over, they were the masters of an empire and now he is the only one - their culture is gone, he wouldn't want a hollow fascimile to be created I'm suspect. So much so if you encourage him to remember his friends he'll kill himself after the game.
(My absolute darkest playthrough I plotted out involves Javik and Joker being the only two survivors... with Javik's full intent being to end himself)
Javik was my one of my favorites by far.
Drunk Tali is the best Tali.
Just don't eat the Prejek Paddle Fish....I need the intel bonus in my second playthrough.
So this is why the Ugandan Knuckles memes happened?
Eet ees de new commanda
Javik only kills himself if you allow him to touch the echo shard. Otherwise, depending on whether you side with him or Liara after Thessia, he goes to become king of Kahje or write a book with Liara.
I support the idea of him going with Liara and making lots of babies with her.
keep the blue berry, I prefer the beautiful bucket with the snug suit.
Javik, Reaper killer or not, you Touch Tali and I will wipe out the last prothean with my bare hands!
even more so in the new DLC she is absolutely hysterical
I will never look a javik the right way again.
Javik's voice actor is from Nigeria if I remember correctly
drunk tali is the best
You can keep liara but leave Tali she's ours
Ah yes Liara, Tali and Fish who doesn't love em.
I wonder what Javik would think of the Roman Empire.
I love drunk Tali.
i defiently ship Javik and Liara. would make the most sense to since she is a huge prothean nerd. i also took their spats at each other as lover spats. Also if javik never touches the shard he decides to write a book with her. After Garrus and Tali these two are next crew mates i ship being together. i fricking hate that they never got Kasumi and Jacob together or Zaeed and Samara
I did not know a straw has that long a name.
Drinking was punishable by death in my cycle
this explain why my fishes are keep disapearing
March 5, 2013 Citadel release when i got my wish granted
Some deep thinking going on in there! :O :D
Drunk Tali is great
So Javik is voiced by an african man
I recognize the accent any day lol
He sounds like Okeer in ME2. And the General in Saints Row 2.
You keep away from my fish you hand-me-down Grunt you!
Subjugating the reapers will not bring victory. Only the extinction will.
Dev's of ME3 should a have listen to Javik.
I like all 3 of those things too.
so i heard you keep a hamster comander?
It's funny cus Javik has four eyes instead of two, which Shepard has.
That I will do. Thank you.
*Throws ShadowFlipsy out of the airlock.*
i wanna see drunk Javik
Javik sounds like someone who just got off the boat from Africa lol
Its harder not to starve that way.
Since all the female protheans are dead and the asari are the only species that can carry other alien's dna to their offspring, you cannot be be picky Javik. 😏
Indeed she is.
yes we are Javik,yes we are *Laughs at your face*
Emergency Induction Port
Have some mead, friend. On me.
No, that's generally the first reaction people tend to have. But after you realize that the human love interests are assholes it grows on you. Especially the REALLY funny and cute ones.
Go away, you're the king of Kahje now.
No clue on that one.