Take Garrus and Liara... later on come across a yahg, Shepherd "careful there goes the next Shadow Broker, Garrus could have sworn he was muttering T'soni the whole time" Liara not funny.
Except for us. He never mentioned eating us. Only that warrior line "the commander is a capable warrior. For a human. Who once lived in caves." Guess we were not a delicacy in his cycle.
@@hopelessopus8003 Well.. We were monkeys lmao Also at that time.. there's Neanderthals and proto sapiens so... makes sense I guess. Because we're basically one of the most advanced species during those cycle.. Salarians are still amphibians but we already made tools and homes and clothes
@@TheDebu666 Garrus isn't a troll...he is just sarcastic...there is a huge difference! And Wrex is just an angry daddy, who occasionally roast people! Neither of them are trolls... Kenneth of Ken and Gabby duo on the normandy is much bigger troll than Garrus and Wrex! LOL At least he is good at trolling Gabby, that's for sure! Haha
Maj Heath don't play your cards right, especially when it comes to warming the big lug up to you, and you might not have a choice. Don't forget, the side quests in that game weren't exactly as attractive as when improved in mass effect 2
They didn't try to replace Wrex. They just needed a backup in case someone screwed up and lost the best character. Even the writers were like "Yeah we had to have Wreav but... Wrex is always supposed to be here"
@@abdulansari3666 Kirrahe Is Definitely Up There. Padok Wiks Too. Mordin Just Gets A Separate Pedestal Because of his Character Development. And Being The Only Salarian Squadmate.
I just wish you could have Liara in on this conversation in addition to Garrus & Javik. I love Liara's comments during this scene too. It's a tossup for me as to who I prefer to have more with me during this scene, Garrus & Javik or Liara & Javik. "The krogan are never going to let the galaxy forget about the Rachni Wars are you?" "And the Asari will never let the galaxy forget they're the most attractive species in the galaxy either. What's your point?"
I've never took Javik with me on that mission. That was a big mistake xD. W: I prefer my salarian liver served raw! J: He's correct. It was a... delicacy in our cycle.
If it was an option, I would totally let the game pick my team for every mission as long as they were always the people with hilarious dialogue for that mission.
Of course. But I thinks is more meaningful curing the genophage with Wreav. Feels more paragon. Wreav as individual doesnt deserve it, and it will have consecuences. But you do it anyway because is the right choice. Because the krogan have already paid enough.
@@franpe6522 Will it have though? Not in Control, Synthesis and Refusal. Hell even in Destroy the Leviathans will probably be a much bigger threat than some krogan.
+Adil Murridi the only accurate usage of the word "xenophobic" i've ever seen in a comment section. Followed by one with the only technically correct usage of "racist".
1:19 the Salarian is just unhappy to be there "Are they... flirting? Is that what that is? Why do I have to watch this this is a waste of my very limited time in this universe"
As someone who took Wrex & Garrus on most of my ME1 missions, this makes me smile so much. They missed a major opportunity in ME2 by not having Wrex banter a bit with Tali or Garrus if you brought them to Tuchanka
There is a small thing Garrus says when you bring Grunt to his loyality mission, something like "Adolesance, can't we just buy him a few dances in Omega" in his really over this shit voice and Wrex dismisses it when he says it's tradition
Pretty sure you can't bring Tali on this mission. The quarians are completely radio-silent in this game until AFTER the genophage cure mission is completed.
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Javik literally knowing some version of all the current galaxy's aliens is kind of off putting. I mean the reapers are suppose to be the big threat that killed all sufficiently evolved and technological life and it makes since in a way but it still takes it away from me
Someone may be watching this today even though this is 9 years old so I'll say this. If you want a real interesting conversation take Javik with you during the Priority: Thessia mission........ Side Note: As much as I like Wrex, Grunt is still my favorite krogan.
Oh man, this is so weird to see, my Wrex died in ME1 unintentionally (I didn't shoot him, it was that bastard Ms. Williams so I let her die near the end of ME1, got what she deserved I guess) and my Garrus died in the end of ME2. :(
Nope, it was not Ashley who killed Wrex... You and your failure to have enough charm or threat points did. Your failure as a player. And ye know, you could just do side quest of Wrex and use this to convince him to trust you.
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The best part is the salarians' reactions.
cloudgirl150 Ikr
>>>aggressive squinting
He really said >:|
Salarians:
*>.>*
**
They went: 😡😡😡😡
Take Garrus and Liara... later on come across a yahg, Shepherd "careful there goes the next Shadow Broker, Garrus could have sworn he was muttering T'soni the whole time" Liara not funny.
bruh! i remember hearing that for the first time and i had to pause the game because it was so damn funny. lmao
Ah yes Javik's stories of how he has sampled ever species in ME never gets old.
"The lizard people evolved?"
"I believe they are amphibian."
"They used to eat flies".
Hrrmmmhaah! Proteans no like you!
"Sampled" heh heh heh... If I recall, he has a particular affinity for Quarians and Asari.
Except for us. He never mentioned eating us. Only that warrior line "the commander is a capable warrior. For a human. Who once lived in caves."
Guess we were not a delicacy in his cycle.
@@hopelessopus8003 Well.. We were monkeys lmao
Also at that time.. there's Neanderthals and proto sapiens so... makes sense I guess. Because we're basically one of the most advanced species during those cycle.. Salarians are still amphibians but we already made tools and homes and clothes
3 biggest trolls: Javik, Wrex and Garrus.
No EDI is the biggest troll right after Javik! Its all about those two...then the rest...
Hmmm, problematic.
@@Summon256 garrus, javik?
@@TheDebu666 Garrus isn't a troll...he is just sarcastic...there is a huge difference! And Wrex is just an angry daddy, who occasionally roast people! Neither of them are trolls...
Kenneth of Ken and Gabby duo on the normandy is much bigger troll than Garrus and Wrex! LOL At least he is good at trolling Gabby, that's for sure! Haha
@@Summon256 Though Gabby kept trolling Kenneth about Jack.
Wrex: I prefer my salarian liver served raw
Salarian guards: >:(
Javik: He is correct. It was a delicacy in my cycle.
Garrus: I heard the Vorcha preferred it grilled.
>:[
The fact that they tried to replace Wrex with Wreav is just fucking insane
the key word there was 'tried'
Emmanuel Ogundele Who would kill Wrex anyway (in ME1 I mean)
Maj Heath I know right, he's so lovable and he is like the awesome uncle we all wished we had lol
Maj Heath don't play your cards right, especially when it comes to warming the big lug up to you, and you might not have a choice. Don't forget, the side quests in that game weren't exactly as attractive as when improved in mass effect 2
They didn't try to replace Wrex. They just needed a backup in case someone screwed up and lost the best character. Even the writers were like "Yeah we had to have Wreav but... Wrex is always supposed to be here"
Wrex and Garrus need more lines between each other.
;)
@Luke Roman
Tf are you two chucklefucks? Dumb and dumber but as a bot?
@@hafor2846 I respect this comment a lot
@@hafor2846 what did he say
i like how he insults salarins in front of them
wrex is the third best mordin is the second while tali is the best
drago Zero fucks given
To Be Fair, Barring Mordin, Salarians are Up There as Most Hated Species aside from Batarians.
@@eagleye2893 Kirrahe is cool af too
@@abdulansari3666 Kirrahe Is Definitely Up There. Padok Wiks Too.
Mordin Just Gets A Separate Pedestal Because of his Character Development. And Being The Only Salarian Squadmate.
I still love bringing Liara along and watching Wrex very badly pretend that he doesn't know Liara is the Shadow Broker.
At this point it seems like EVERYONE knows who is the shadow broker.
@@ipohertroyanov464 well shes isnt very good at it since you know even hackett knows shes shadow broker
@@PALADINKILLIAN-1403tbh why would anyone care while the lovecraftian robot squids are killing billions
I just wish you could have Liara in on this conversation in addition to Garrus & Javik. I love Liara's comments during this scene too. It's a tossup for me as to who I prefer to have more with me during this scene, Garrus & Javik or Liara & Javik.
"The krogan are never going to let the galaxy forget about the Rachni Wars are you?"
"And the Asari will never let the galaxy forget they're the most attractive species in the galaxy either. What's your point?"
I've never took Javik with me on that mission. That was a big mistake xD.
W: I prefer my salarian liver served raw!
J: He's correct. It was a... delicacy in our cycle.
[ANGRY GLANCES INTENSIFY]
You ever get the feeling that Javik is making half of this crap up just to troll people? lol
I didn't get that line on my playthrough even though I especially picked him in the sar'kesh mission what a fucking bait that was
@@Ixomis was Wrex alive in your playthrough or not?
@@markbaltazar6916 of course I had the perfect playthrough & did all quests in ME1,2&3
If it was an option, I would totally let the game pick my team for every mission as long as they were always the people with hilarious dialogue for that mission.
Wrex's evil laugh is killing me lol
Wrex > Wreav
kudurrumaqlu Uhm...when you're done stating the obvious...(lol)
That's not even necessary
Ah yes, the sky is Azure blue.
Of course.
But I thinks is more meaningful curing the genophage with Wreav. Feels more paragon.
Wreav as individual doesnt deserve it, and it will have consecuences. But you do it anyway because is the right choice.
Because the krogan have already paid enough.
@@franpe6522 Will it have though? Not in Control, Synthesis and Refusal. Hell even in Destroy the Leviathans will probably be a much bigger threat than some krogan.
In ME1, Ashley shot Wrex when i was trying to calm him down... Guess who i left on Virmire proudly and happily.
Good work, man!
**claps**
Mad xenophobic bitch deserved to die
LONG LIVE TUCHUNKA!!!
THAT'S RIGHT! What she deserved, stupid sexy space racist.
+Adil Murridi the only accurate usage of the word "xenophobic" i've ever seen in a comment section. Followed by one with the only technically correct usage of "racist".
That Salarian trying so hard to keep calm between two species who sees him as lunch.
I loved the Salarian's increasingly hostile reactions to what he says. XD
0:48 "Hey, f*ck you..." XD
The looks on the salarians' faces, like "Dude, you don't have to be such a cloaca."
Some salarian liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.... mmmmm
Proteans no like you!
Sounds like a Salarian version of Hannibal Lecter.
I like how both of the salarians glare at wrex and javik,lol.
Salarians: Ah. I see. Trollery. Common Krogan behavior. Response to undesirable circumstances. Unamusing. o_o
Maybe unamusing to the Salarians but I find it hilarious. 😄
1:19 the Salarian is just unhappy to be there
"Are they... flirting? Is that what that is? Why do I have to watch this this is a waste of my very limited time in this universe"
As someone who took Wrex & Garrus on most of my ME1 missions, this makes me smile so much. They missed a major opportunity in ME2 by not having Wrex banter a bit with Tali or Garrus if you brought them to Tuchanka
There is a small thing Garrus says when you bring Grunt to his loyality mission, something like "Adolesance, can't we just buy him a few dances in Omega" in his really over this shit voice and Wrex dismisses it when he says it's tradition
I love Wrex and Garrus.
3 Trolls being together make the jokes 3 times better
I fucking love the banter between Wrex and Garrus, its priceless xD
I love taking Garrus to reunite with Wrex considering I always take those two on the final mission in ME1, just makes it more poetic.
Man wrex and Garus have the most wholesome friendship in gaming IMO
Wrex: i prefer my salarian liver served raw
Green Salarian: *eyes grow wide*
Me: XD HAHAHA!!!
I'd bet my life that Protheans never ate salarians; Javik is just a massive troll.
Dammit I miss Mass Effect. ...Must control urge to play it all through a 5th time...
Only 5? I've played the series easily 40 times. Each with different choices and outcomes. Fantastic game. Never gets old!!!
@christopherpericolosi-king4979 you had 3 more years though :D
That poor Salarian, being ordered to stand WITHIN ARMS REACH OF A KROGAN.
Gotta love taking these two on this mission lol
I just love how Javik backed up Wrex about eating Salarian liver.
I wonder if in Andromeda, they will have a statue of shepard somwhere (obviously they won't show his face, probably just him in full N7 armor)
+that1dude0092 Well its gonna play at around the same time as me1-me3 so there won't be any shep statues
Stan Beccer
wait, I thought its gonna take place decades after ME3?
+Stan Beccer No it's not. It's far into the future.
will be in another probably we never know what happened with shepard and the reapers
+RazgrizOne Nope, since you travel to another galaxy...even the tought freaks me out.
yeah this scene is probably in my top 20 in the mass effect series im glad you like it
Wrex and Javik: "We eat Salarian flesh, lmao!"
Salarian: 😐
wrex is srsly 1 of theee best npcs in the trilogy xxD
yeah he's a great companion
Javik didn't mention salarian liver in my playthrough. Why is that. I brought liara with me
He did in mine, I also brought Liara.
That one Salarian guard's pissed off face makes this whole section for me.
You came along and warmed my heart? Masculinity alert !!!!!!
Ye garrus i think Shepard will have a statue .. not only on thr citafel but on your own planet as well
bringing Tali, Liara and Garrus in this mission is great
Pretty sure you can't bring Tali on this mission. The quarians are completely radio-silent in this game until AFTER the genophage cure mission is completed.
The salarian had to be pretty horrified when Javik said that salarian liver used to be a delicacy.
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what armor do you have on?
Ugh... the aliens are more expressive than the humans.
Shepherd looks like he has a face made of plaster
I was hoping they were all just going to start chatting about eating Salarians infront of the Salarians.
Garrus standing there like such a bae
Javik : Salarian kidney best to be served alive, the fears add... Spice
I love that Son of a bitch
Wrex and Garrus are always my A-team in Mass Effect 1.
Yum raw salarian liver
I like how that salarian just stood there, being offended.
Javik literally knowing some version of all the current galaxy's aliens is kind of off putting. I mean the reapers are suppose to be the big threat that killed all sufficiently evolved and technological life and it makes since in a way but it still takes it away from me
Shepard, garrus, wrex, grunt , zaeed and javik.... The council should've send them to fight the reapers and asked everyone else to stand and watch 😂😂
Oh I love you Javik so much
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Garrus and Wrex are like Gimli and Legolas
Wrex and Garrus best bromance
I miss the series...sans Andromeda..
Those head turns after each salesman joke makes it seem like an awkward moment lmao
Wrex totally owns Garrus with that last bit though 😂
But then you came along and warned my heart with your winning personality
Gotta love how the salarians are too scared to look a krogan in eye when he's talking about eating them
Someone may be watching this today even though this is 9 years old so I'll say this.
If you want a real interesting conversation take Javik with you during the Priority: Thessia mission........
Side Note: As much as I like Wrex, Grunt is still my favorite krogan.
00:00:47 B'hahahahahaha that face says it ALL. like : *I WISH YOU WOULD* xD
2:43 yeah and it'll be about a third the size of the one they'll make for Shepard
These 3 minutes were better than the whole singleplayer from CoD...
I freaking love wrex ^_^
Which one will come back as a squadmate in the next game
If they ever fixed the citadel.
There better be a gigantic fucking statue of shephard
Sucks you never get to have Wrex back in your party
In Citadel (DLC) you get him as companion for 4 missions
Not much but conversations are golden
Seen this randomly lol I always také theese 2 of theese 3
*javik agree's*
*other guy turns and does a double take*
So priceless the way salarians react what undort wrex said then the follow up what Javik said
People who choose to betray uncle wrex are monsters
HAHAHAHA XDDD wait where do I get Wrex??? if it's Mass Effect 1,then i'm super pissed off cause i'll need TO DOWNLOAD that game two >_>
Man’s Sheppard looks like a npc
oh,now I'll have to play Mass Effect 1,then Mass Effect 2 for the 100tth millions time and then Mass Effect 3 has well..hooray -_-
that looks almost like my Shepard
I hate that wrex is only a companion in ME1
What are the chances he and his father will play together
As if you have to say it.
I really hate the salarians
Wrex & Garrus > Gimli & Legolas
Brogan and Brolarian
How will the Salarian ever recover from this?
Who changes Shepard appearance?
Don't know if anyone answered your question, but yes. He needs to survive in ME1
Poor salarians
Oh man, this is so weird to see, my Wrex died in ME1 unintentionally (I didn't shoot him, it was that bastard Ms. Williams so I let her die near the end of ME1, got what she deserved I guess) and my Garrus died in the end of ME2. :(
Nope, it was not Ashley who killed Wrex... You and your failure to have enough charm or threat points did.
Your failure as a player. And ye know, you could just do side quest of Wrex and use this to convince him to trust you.
@@ГригорийГ-ч4н Cuz shooting him while they're talking is not her fault at all RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT? Shut up lol.
Alien Bromance.
Now I feel sad for letting Ashley kill Wrex in the first game.
Would've loved being on of those salarian body guards.
in my cycle.....
"I should be going in." Nuff said xD
>angry face
0:42 salarian evil eye.
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lool