i’m so confused on why she had a bf and just openly walked into the conference room with 2 dudes she’s not that cool with. cuz obviously if y’all didn’t know she had a bf, then ya weren’t tight with her yk
goblin make a water bottle for your merch site that kinda looks like a styrofoam cup with purple dripping off the sides, like it will be a waterbottle that has like a double cup painted on it
BANGER ALERT
Yessir
BAnger
Better be a hoot and a holler
Litttttt
Wheres the dope as yola collab my boi?
These are my adulthood bedtime stories
This the most truthful thing ive ever fucking heard
But I’m only 13 so teen hood
NO CAP
fax im hella baked
This is accurate asf
“Bitches love conferences” -Goblin, 2021
I came down here for this comment and I wasn’t disappointed.
Getting countless people hooked on drugs is ok. But introducing someone to league is unforgivable.
Fr tho
agreed, as someone who has done both, league was unironically worse on my physical and mental health, aswell as my relationships.
What if I’m hooked on drugs and league?
any public library is honestly the best place to chill high af
Getting high at the library and reading picture books is so fucking good
@@ezra8021 no joke
Y’all are gonna be able to be content as homeless crackheads with this energy
@@twobit4333 it’s only fun chillin when you don’t look homeless
@aidang1305 Lmfaoooo
“Yea what do you think Ashley”😭😭😭😭
He really said “an 1/8 of subscribers” 😂😂😂
Hotdog
Hamburger
French fry
Ketchup
Coke
yall ever got so stoned that u cant hold your head up its great
I’m that high rn lol
Me right now lmao
been that high b4.
ooga booga
Haven't been that high in a min :(
Dude says “lie-berry” 🤣🤣🤣
Shit was bothering me 😂
@@thelocustgrappler513 same that shit was taking 10hp off me every time he said lieberry
Berry's lyin'
Why he Lyin bro
@@hyperitalia6368 cuz the berry took xans idk
“Alley oop off 3 xans”😂
Clicked faster than goblin can say "hoot and a holler”
Ok
Ok
@@Kay9s ok
Ok
Ok
The “Sam wants to tell you something” had me fucking dead
Edit: commented that before the punchline and wow
im gettin drunk this is perfect timing, once again shoutout my crackheads and former crackheads
Shout out to us
glad you shouted out the former fiends because I've gone sober:)
@@BosnianJesus congrats brother💪
What u sippin on I’m fucked on some 1800 seposado
@@keeper304__9 aye boys we sippin?
Sam a savage fr😂
This is a certified hood classic
Damn son, where'd you find this?
top tier comments
Almost as classic as the good ol "meet me at the green box"😂
We all gather here back again for another hoot and holler.
A men
amen
gather round boys
Amen
Bet
Could you have a trigger warning and a timestamo for when you talk about league?
Slipped up and called Sam his real name lol 9:20
Narc😂
@@bboyog2950 fr lmao
@@SpaceCamelWonder what
It’s so funny when he does that the names r always so similar
My high ass thought there was a third person
“invite her in, bitches love conferences” lmao
Tripping off an eighth of mushrooms rn laughing my ass off
Have an awesome trip dude
Did you enjoy the trip bro
@@kingellioto5220 he still goin
@@tomgabel4495 hahah no way that’s sick
Cap who does shrooms and wants to just watch UA-cam
i’m so confused on why she had a bf and just openly walked into the conference room with 2 dudes she’s not that cool with. cuz obviously if y’all didn’t know she had a bf, then ya weren’t tight with her yk
Well the youtube channel isnt gonna stop when the real stories do
you ever met an irl woman? not that surprising
@@antisocialxy9720 what’s it like?
Is she not allowed to talk to anyone else on the planet except her bf?
Your vids saved me in a bad shroom trip bro thank u😹
Your walls are staring at you.
@@yellowshowsgaming8396 life is eternal pain and misery.
@@YRGKANE11 to live is to suffer 😥
It's after you.Don't look now
😂
"Bitches love conferences"
- Goblin 2021
hydration moment came in clutch🤞🏼. cheers my brother
Thanks for the hydration break
Goblin should sell water for merch lmfao not like “gamer girl bath water” but like water bottles w his logo on it.
He should sell his bong water
@@jonah5824 Durtyyy
Never drank bong water? It gets you extra high id pay good buck for gobbys he probably smoking top tier
@@Existentialist_insights Fairplayyyy
molly survival kit
Goblin, your story’s sound like the childhood I’m living atm 💀
You do K my guy?
Stay safe g
U doing coke as a 7 year old or some
Rich kid ?
@@briced22 lol
off a bar rn, already know it ganna be a banger
Try to stay away from the pills frfr
@@joemama-cq4kp my boy, thank you for the looking out but I’m good, glad to know there’s people like you out there tho 🙏🏻
@@aniro5204 be careful, seriously
Have fun but be careful with the pills homie shit can be dangerous fr
Grow up stop with the bars my best friend since elementary died on those at 22 it’s not really cool seeing you’re homies mom crying at a funeral
15:40 dude you totally blew it lol
13:47 that shit had me dying lmfaoooo
Fr
18:57 - 19:04
The Xan storys just have a special place.
In our hearts ♥️
Makes me wanna try some
@@T-19- don’t, nowadays they’re probably just fent like everything
@@jerms6642Luckily, I have some scripted 0.5 Xans xD
@@rbekker998I have 4mg per day alprazolam prescribed to me. Bless up
Guess you can say Mr. Xan-man sent you a dream.
Droolin' at the function yo
"Which one of you said you wanted to fuck my girl?" lmfao goblin what a legendary statement
Dear goblin we’d like to thank you for the hoot and holler you have presented us with to today
Amen 🙏
Currently sipping on some jagermeister and smoking a blunt about to roll up another, and a goblin upload sheeesh.
the guy in the thumbnail looks like his name is steve
Nah boy Steve. Steven.
The “yo yooo yooo” part had me dead
bro what kidna plug is gonna drive somewhere to deliver 4 xans?
High school plugs
Mad how underrated you are bro you always give me something to watch with a joint 💙
Here in the first hour for a late night hoot and midnight holler
A different Ashley 😂
Definitely one of the best videos goblin has posted🔥🔥🔥
“Xan Residue”
Xan residue 😂😂😂
He actually named him Popeye😂😂😵
this video is absolute fucking gold💯😭. Top 3 goblin vid change my mind
Ahhh yes, perfect another one to add my never todo list 😂
This the funniest one ever 😂😂😂
Goblin how the hell do you remember all these memories all Xan out at the time!?!
thank you for blessing us with yet another hoot and a holler
Couldn't sleep, see this is my sub feed. Night saved, thanks nick
“Bishes love conferences” 😭😭😂😂
Honey wake up, Goblin dropped 2 vids in one week
Times Stamp Where Yo Say’S “Xan Man Pulls Up”
Alt ending: you took a barred out Duke in the urinal before leaving and blamed it on the local homeless population
it’s going to be a sad day when goblin runs out of stories
Always see goblin playing the free games in the background
What game is he playing
"Career Drug Addict" lmfaoo
“ thank you for 350 K 1/8 of 1m” drug math go crazy
man said dont do dxm after highschool, so true
This man is the wilt chamberlain of drugs
Xans make the demons come out 😭
high af watching this on gorillia glue
I’m off the GirlsScout Glue 🤙🏼
“That’s their problem, not mine” based.
W upload fs thank u for blessing us gob
Watching this and currently working at the public library lol. Cheers gob
“Pro tip only do dxm in high school” - goblin
UA-cam:
*hmmmmmmm*
why not after?
Why my black ass took a sip when he said to hydrate yourself
Earlier than a white family at the Airport 🤷🏼♂️
Sam is something else bro 😂
Who else is high asf rn watching goblin vids?😂
goblin fr just drops peoples real names without even realizing it
rating my viewers weed part 6?
How does goblin even make money off UA-cam when there’s no ads?
If u buy his hoodies and stuff the money goes to him
Bro I did this once. Blacked out in there and tried lighting up cigarette 😅
one of your best stories gob, the og uploads are clutch
goblin make a water bottle for your merch site that kinda looks like a styrofoam cup with purple dripping off the sides, like it will be a waterbottle that has like a double cup painted on it
I’m fucked up ahaa
"Bitches LOVE conference rooms" - Goblin, 2021
Lol I’ve had the same dealer for 3 years still don’t know his name, he don’t know mine, that’s fine baby
😂
I’m close asf too my plug they all my homies from high school 😂
Goblin coming through on my birthday 🙌
always remember “bitches love conferences” lmfao
Goblin always slowly and slowly describe my home town perfectly 😭 it’s lowkey scary
the goat ALWAYS upload when im stoned
4:30 goblin a confirmed hydro homie 💦💦💦
Lol have any of you snorted pure caffeine
Shirt idea “Bitches love conferences”
Lights blunt
*goblin uploads*
Fr on dxm rn n I’m a junior n I was feeling shitty abt myself for doing it, but ay man fuck it goblin said it’s all Gucci
You should still feel shitty
I'm glad I'm not the only one with these awkward ass encounters 💀💀
Do you have a podcast? Because if not PLEASE START ONE!!
atyyy gob coming in at the right time
fuhken druhgus in myie braen fee3l great
This man said an 1/8 of hundred thousands
Bars and the ‘Brary go together like PB and J
that hydration break was crazy😍
"bitches love conferences"
The kid reading that Dr. Seuss book later: 😮😊🤩🥱😴😴
This truly is a banger
nice pfp
Goblin:dont do dxm after highschool
Me at 21:REEEEEEEEEE